#super funny to me. how the sanses have been tall-ified
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really funny to me that cross is canonically 4’7 but 99% of portrayals of him have him as this big tall buff alpha guy. by god he is not 6’0 or more his ass don’t tower over nothin!! i think cross meeting Very Tall him would make him mad i think. i could have been turbo type thing but with height
sanses in general portrayed as really tall is funny to me. they are like one pixel taller than a child who’s like 11 or something. this guy is small. i want more selfship art of them but if you/your sona is taller they have to bend down to kiss. carry under the armpits like cat. come on. or like general ships with characters taller than them. soriel but sans is carried in her purse like a white fluffy dog.
its also really funny too in a multiversal way again. the guys who destroyed everything you love in the most brutal ways are armrest height at most. and the people expected to save you are also armrest height at best but one of them is so especially short he would probably drown in a rain puddle.
#it’s fine to adjust heights btw#you don’t gotta be canon adjacent with shit#like you can make characters tall and short and height difference however you want. cross being taller than the other sans is chill#it’s just#super funny to me. how the sanses have been tall-ified#when they’re like perfect armrest height and im 5’4#cross sans#utmv#sans undertale#soriel#selfshipping#undertale
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