#they’re just. not there

[kidovna]

heartbreak

[chainymail]

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

[skipppppy]

Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck

Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[windwenn]

Been re-watching gravity falls for the summer

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[beemochi-art]

Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

[ranger-danger]

Abolitionist group trying their best to make their corrupt home better, people with skeletons in the closet devoted to protecting people, people saving other people and taking care of hazardous objects, thieves trying to focus on preserving culture as well as gold, group caring for the dead who adopt random orphans, and oh there’s the paid assassins mainly made of pretty rich people, they uh, also care about their home, that makes you forget about the assassin thing right?

Idk if they’re better in the other games but man in datv the crows are horribly hauntingly out of place. On the one hand it’s funny as all hells, on the other hand. Well. A little odd. I wish they didn’t make Davrin and Lucanis get along, I loved seeing someone actually point out the flaws in the crows (adverse to the whole constantly riding it approach the game takes at other times) as well as their kinda mundane feeling conflicts feel well done in a “my boss says that youre my coworker so y’know…” way.

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[life-in-toontown]

AMEN 🙌

[itsnotafashionstatementitsablog]

when a song has a callback to earlier songs on the same album or even songs from a previous album. that’s the good shit right there

[mumblesplash]

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