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morganbritton132 · 9 months ago

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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known #I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like #‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract #also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet

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beemochi-art · 1 month ago

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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

#we live in the worst timeline #transformers #bee talks #please PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE #watch the right pussify transforms thinking they’re doing the opposite #it’ll be like a watered down bayverse #just less funny and more whiny about pronouns and lesbians and whatever else grown men complain about #i can see it now #AUTOBOTS! roll out and stop those gays!

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tariah23 · 8 months ago

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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

#rambling #seen wp go ‘they’re mismembering their history is all-‘#as if they’d know more than the actual Japanese people #comments on ever post about yasuke are full of racist wp arguing with Japanese ppl and telling them that yasuke was a ‘nobody slave’#while Japanese ppl are just like ‘well anyway-‘ on their asses it’s kind of embarrassing #the guy is literally an historical figure bro #how are you mad that everyone from a country that you have such an unhealthy interest in isn’t as racist as you are??? that’s what it’s #giving #I’m sure there are lots of Japanese ppl being racist af too #since antiblackness is global and everyone has a problem with black people simply existing but #they hate us too but 😭#it’s just #expect full blown kkk bullshit as soon as a black character pokes their head out from around the curtain #antiblackness #I see white ppl cry about yasuke every other month man #or at least once a year on Twitter

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detentiontrack · 4 months ago

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When Mabel comes out to Stan, she’s really scared that he’s going to reject her and have an issue with it, so she’s emotional and asks him if he still loves and supports her and he’s just like “??? Kid I’ve been telling you all summer I’m one of the LBTGs” and then it’s her turn to be like “wait what??” because she thinks he had never mentioned a sexuality before, and it turns out Stan had been constantly telling the kids that he’s “ambidextrous” because he thought it meant the same thing as bisexual.

#the twins just thought he was really proud of being able to write with both hands #I like to think that he suspected that Dipper & Mabel were queer all summer but he didn’t want to force them to come out to him #so he just casually drops in being ‘ambidextrous’ so they know they’re safe with him #and it was just a misunderstanding between them #they were both genuinely confused at the others’ reaction #gravity falls #gf #stanley pines #mabel pines

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bloomeng · 9 days ago

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core 4 magical girl set finally reunited

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blueskittlesart · 10 months ago

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i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

#WERE LOSING YUZU AND CITRA. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS #game emulation enables piracy yes but it’s also an INCREDIBLY powerful archival tool.#there are plenty of games out there that only exist in their original formats due to emulation.#this lawsuit has HORRIBLE implications for video game history. it makes it incredibly easy for companies to scorched earth their products #if they’re not profitable enough. ART IS GOING TO BE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS. GAMES PEOPLE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD ON #it won’t just happen to bad games. it won’t just happen to old games. they will use this to keep their remake/virtual console model going #forever and you will never be able to play your favorite games in their true original forms ever again.#i am fucking INSANELY mad rn. capitalism is the death of art fr #personal

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800db-cloud · 4 months ago

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i’m literally shaking buy them brown contacts pls

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #no pyro unfortunately :( we dont know what their eyes look like but they Better not be Blue.#why do they all have blue eyes they’re so scary #era.png #ok i’ll actually work on requests after this i just needed to get this image out of my system #scopo #scopophobia #eye contact #id in alt text #more than 5 notes! impressive

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lgbtiwtv · 7 months ago

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in light of recent events

#I’m losing my mind theyre the most divorced ever #throw lestat in there and they’re like statistical anomalies for failed marriages #i love their horrible tactics and cringefail ways #so sorry if somebody’s already made this i just couldn’t get it out of my head #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #iwtv amc #interview with the vampire #loumand #loumandaniel #m watches iwtv

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swiftmitsu · 7 months ago

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i dunno about you guys,

but I don’t think they like Ink sneaking into their kitchen in the middle of the night

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #idk if this is canon to the dorianverse yet but he looks like a little hobbit!!!#this is a Long long long time post brain i think. since they’ve sorted out the daywalker thing #i don’t think he’d be affectionate but i think he’d be VERY protective #they’re not bad parents in the way that they neglect or mistreat him or even just don’t love him #i think they love him to death but you just shouldn’t give your small child a KNIFE #this one is my favourite sister bc she reminds me of robin

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puppppppppy · 21 days ago

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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with #not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough #and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while #i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial #so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court #almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok #especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway #maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still #and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya #like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying #to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade #but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted #and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic #i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her #and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know #why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk #myart #my art #doodles #aa #ace attorney #franziska von karma

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hotdogmchiggin · 1 day ago

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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted #sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time #also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer #mouthwashing #mouthwashing fanart #anya mouthwashing #mouthwashing anya #nurse anya #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #mouthwashing curly #swansea mouthwashing #daisuke mouthwashing #jimmy mouthwashing #myart #anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES #had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit #IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT #im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media #am i doing it right #GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS #i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol #honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too #i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently #which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti #i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them #edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol

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aevris · 2 months ago

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living dead gurlll

#extremely hasty batsona piece for Halloween #my Thursday schedule sux i had to crank this out in like 20 minutes #they’re a northern myotis btw :)#‘why are the wings just stuck to their back’ im lazyyyyyyyyy

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lilislegacy · 3 months ago

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percy, walking in the door: what smells so good?

annabeth, beaming: i made you every type of blue dessert that i could think of!

percy: oh yeah? what’s the occasion? oh crap, did i forget an anniversary?

annabeth: can’t a wife just bake for her husband?

percy, staring at her:

annabeth, staring at him:

percy, firmly: wise girl, we are not having another baby.

annabeth, frustrated: oh come on percy! why not?

percy: we’ve talked about this. we agreed to be done years ago. we have three, and they’ve destroyed half of our belongings! i mean, sure it would be fun, and i love babies and having kids with you, but we can’t just—

annabeth: if you agree to another baby, i’ll agree to another dog.

percy:

annabeth:

percy: are you bribing me into having a child?

annabeth: of course not! …why? is it working?

percy: of course not! but… keep talking.

annabeth: we can get a brand new little puppy. and you can choose both the breed and the name. maybe you can finally get that shepherd mix you’ve always wanted.

percy, rubbing his beard and thinking:

percy: you know, i’ve heard the transition from 3 to 4 kids is super easy. the little one would probably just fit right in.

annabeth: exactly. and since we’re so busy, my pregnancy will fly by. and the labor will be super fast since it’s my 4th. it’ll all happen in the blink of an eye. we’ll hardly even notice.

percy: true. then the baby and the puppy can just entertain each other.

annabeth: they’ll practically cancel each other out. and this way we’ll have an even number of kids.

percy, pointing at her: good for roller roasters.

annabeth, pointing at him: and family game nights.

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lotus-pear · 8 days ago

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i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

#i was listening to the world we knew by frank sinatra while drawing this to inflict maximum emotional damage 😔#royal actually shot me fifty times in the chest and slaughtered my entire family #i’m actually inconsolable over the ending what the fuck do you mean akechi chooses to die of his own volition rather than be manipulated #god it’s just. his character actually makes me violent and insane. they’re going to drag me kicking and screaming to the psych ward #he never had an ounce of control over his life. not even once. he was CONSTANTLY being yanked around like a marionette #until he was disposed of as another pawn in shido’s plan #and then out of some cruel irony he was resurrected even though he did not want to be alive #for once in death he would have found peace—only for that to be taken from him too.#and bc he thinks he’s worthless and his life is so easily gambled away he doesn’t view it as a major dealbreaker when maruki brings it up #“do you really think something as trivial as my life should stand in the way of your decision?” yes you fucking asshole #what do you mean he’s literally fated to die in every timeline? definition of doomed by the narrative #there’s not a single version of his story that doesn’t end with him being slaughtered #GODDDDD he makes me violently ill i hate goro akechi so much he’s so fucking selfish HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS DEAL IS TEARING ME APART #i was so tempted to get the bad ending just so that he was alive ☹️#he looked so happy. he was surrounded by people who loved and treasured him.no shido. control over his life. the ability to choose his futu #TEARS IN MY EYES MARUKI WAS THE ONLY VILLAIN WHO WAS LOWKEY MAKING SENSE 😭😭😭😭😭#my toxic trait is that i think maruki was right all along 😔#ALSO SUMIRE AAUUGGHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#the survivors guilt literally eating her alive until the point where she gaslighted herself into thinking she was her sister. insane.#royal was so good bro i’m so glad i endured 200 hours of hell just to play it #terrible terrible ending with everyone going their separate ways and ren ending up in juvie for months #akechi actually being dead in the good ending is so fucked up 😭😭 i thought there was some way maruki could bring him back regardless #not ren hallucinating him in the last cutscene too 😭😭😭😭 “i still see your shadows in my room” ahh ending #persona 5 royal #persona 5 #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #sumire yoshizawa #goro akechi #lotus draws

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ato-dato · 1 year ago

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The adventure of Muriel Part 1

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