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chanceofwhat · 5 months ago
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I find myself inspired by the au where Pyramid Steve is Bill and Ford’s accidental child (and nobody knows fully how this happened, including them) so here’s my take on it. I’ve decided he likes his little hat and tie very much. Maybe Ford gave it to him as a joke bc he thought it was cute and now he won’t let them take it off. Idk. Baby.
@the-barefoot-hatter invented this.
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sublimati0ns · 1 month ago
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daily koss #24: sometimes you guys are gonna have to put up with me posting the most random ass goofy AUs…
@dallacuna mentioned offhandedly that if Knock Out was in Little Shop of Horrors he’d be the dentist and the conversation spiralled…
Lacuna and I agreed none of the TFP characters suited Audrey, so I ended up using Windblade cuz I’ve been reading the IDW ‘05 run and (wack orientalism ass design aside) I really like her and her dynamic with Starscream so far :( Not me shipping yet another rarepair
Starscream was originally Smokescreen’s evil plant but Knock Out rizzed him up so he switched sides 🤦
KO is able to do this because Smokescreen’s attempt to avenge Windblade’s mistreatment doesn’t go to script and he ends up just dragging an unconscious Knock Out back to the flower shop, grappling with whether or not he should kill him after all, but Knock Out wakes up and ends up encountering Starscream
He was like ‘you know having to feed you live prey will end up eating at his conscience and he’ll end up betraying you right 😏’ and SS was like ‘oh and you won’t?’ and KO was like ‘please—I’m in this mess because I’m a sadist, I’m afraid; the only qualm I have with murder is how much work it is to hide a body [HINT HINT]’ their stupid ass you scratch my paint I scratch yours canon event 😭 so SS was like ‘Sorry, Smokescreen, but I’m afraid it seems our little partnership has come to an end [EVIL EMOJI]’
But maybe KO does not get to let SS cannibalise him maybe Smokescreen escapes… My baby boy…
KOSS short-sighted idiot moment immediately follows this scenario because they’re both like wait where are we going to keep Starscream. We can’t just leave him in the flower shop it’s going to be weird for Knock Out to rock up all the time. But they can’t just move him cuz he’s a 20ft plant
SS just expected KO to have a plan for this for some reason and he gets mad and KO is like ‘well YOU’RE the higher alien lifeform here I thought you’d have a spaceship???’ and SS is like ‘????? ⬅️ A PLANT WITH ROOTS IN THE GROUND’
They somehow work things out and then Knock Out becomes a serial killer for fun and business. Truly wretched…
It’s KOSS though so they need to have relationship drama; when KO realises the take over the world and kill all humans plan is for serious he gets mad like what about HIM??? HE lives there??? HELLO??? He thought they were going to publicise Starscream as a cool freak of nature and become famous??? And SS (idiot) is like Sorry you felt that way; I suppose I could always kill you last 🤷 And then KO starts trying to kill him
SS is pissed off but also feels bad for some reason… So crazy why does he feel hurt by this :((( It makes no sense :((( So even though he’s like ‘*scoff* No matter—he’s just some human; he played his role and now he’s in my way’ he can’t bring himself to kill KO 🤦 Very predictable
They end up making up though. Roll end credits of their domestic serial killer life /hit
Breakdown is Knock Out’s hygienist/secretary but unlike the original dentist he treats BD well! BD usually stays in his own lane but sometimes gets called in to help with the murder nonsense
I have not figured out the rest of the cast but might if I percolate this silly AU more ahahaha
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sickeninglyshoujo · 1 year ago
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a/n: here's gaz my beloved, only one more part to this self-indulgent series left and thats koni. tagging @ahopelesspedantic as she wanted to know whether gaz was on the way
part 1: simon here
part 2: price here
part 3: soap here
masterlist here
buy me a ko-fi
warnings: pregnancy
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With Gaz it’s a surprise
You hadn’t discussed children before, hadn’t discussed much of the future. With Gaz, you often lived in the moment. In the day to day, ignoring his future deployment dates in favor of tomorrow’s dinner date where he promised you takeaway and reality tv. Neither of you minded that. Especially with the nature of Gaz’s job. 
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You love Gaz the most when your legs are slung over his lap and hes commentating on the dumb military drama he insists on watching (“Tha’ bloke has the captain’s dick tickler.”) It feels so gently domestic it makes your heart hurt.
His face breaks into a grin when he sees you outside his door one rainy evening but it quickly falls when he sees your tear stained face. 
“Lovie what’s wrong?” And that’s all it takes to send you falling into his broad chest and clinging to him before he can even wrap his arms around you, stunned at your reaction. You rarely cried and even more rarely was it in front of him.
“G-Gaz I f-fucked up!”
“Lovie?” He can barely make out the words from where you mumble them into his a-shirt.
You couldn’t bear to look at his face, instead preferring to push yours into his chest. Even in your current state you relaxed into him and became boneless, he’d always made you feel so safe with his biceps wrapped around your shoulders.
“‘M pregnant, Gaz,” you pressed yourself further into him, hoping his chest would open up and you could climb inside of him and ignore what a mess you’d made of things, of this perfect thing you had with Kyle.
“What was that, Lovie I can barely hear you?” He tries to gently pull you from your burrow.
You couldn’t say it again. Instead you reached into your coat pocket and pulled out the tests. A handful of them. You didn’t think you’d ever chugged so much water and juice and soda before, having to generate enough pee for all of them. The thought of any more liquid passing your lips nearly making you want to retch.
Gaz looked at the brightly colored sticks in your hands with pluses and smiley faces and the word ‘Pregnant’ on them and you could see the wheels turning 
“I had to be sure before I told you that’s why there’s so many.”
“I’m gonna be a dad?”
You hadn’t even gotten to that thought yet, only that there was a tiny clump of cells somewhere inside of you and that Gaz had helped create it. You hadn’t been sure of how he’d take the news, only that you had to tell him and had driven to his apartment immediately to tell him. You hadn’t even considered that either you’d give birth to Gaz’s baby or…
“…yes”
“I’m gonna be a dad!” He pulled you back into his chest before lifting you off your feet and spinning you
Gaz took you out the next day to buy armfuls of pregnancy and baby books, beaming as the cashier rang up each one.
You began to spend your evenings with your head resting in Gaz’s lap as he read the baby books to you, scrolling aimlessly on your phone while he studied.
“Gaz you know you don’t need to read every baby book!”
“I have to, what if the baby quizzes me when they’re born!”
Has had your go-bag ready since week 20, packing it himself and surprising you one day when you found it on the ottoman in your bedroom.
You hadn’t recognized the sturdy black duffel and blanched when you saw it, thinking that this was finally his way of telling you he had reached his limit and was leaving you, that he couldn’t handle becoming a dad, that he hadn’t asked for any of this. Trembling fingers shook as you unzipped the duffel, hysterical giggles bursting out when you saw instead of his belongings neatly packed inside, were a tiny stack of colorful baby onesies and blankets folded to army regulations and nestled on top of sets of comfortable clothing for you as well.
“Lovie?” Gaz had been summoned by your giggling steadily rising in volume, and rounded the door to see you nearly in tears holding up a tiny and soft white onesie, “Lovie, is everything alright?” Concern painted his face making your tears of laughter fall harder.
Shopping for baby gear with Gaz is a treat. He stares at the car seat displays lining the wall, “Why would the car seat need to rotate? Isn’t the point that they stay still in them?”
You smack his arm, “It’s to make unloading them easier in the car!”
“Seems like an awfully stupid feature for it to cost $200 more than the one that doesn’t spin. Why does it have so many straps?”
“They’re supposed to keep the baby safe in case of a car crash by having more points of contact.”
“Seems rather stupid to plan for getting into a crash with a baby in the car.”
Gaz has gone from being your casual boyfriend with few strings attached to becoming a practical Mother Hen. He’s penciled every one of your appointments onto his calendar, taking leave on strategic weeks to ensure he makes the most important ones. He keeps a copy of the ultrasound in his breast pocket when he’s on duty, taking it out in the evenings he’s on base to look over the growing bundle, not noticing the creases and crinkles that were embedded in the thin paper.
When you enter labor he’s white as a ghost, but all business, gathering you and the baby bag, hustling you out the door and into his idling car. He breaks the speed limit on the way to the hospital and ignores your pleas to slow down, the contractions aren’t that close yet.
“Just gotta get there,” He keeps muttering to himself.
He lets you do the talking to the receptionist, lets the nurse wheel you through the hospital, close on her heels the entire time.
While you’re going through the routine medical history once you’re changed into a gown and settled into a bed, Kyle settles his forehead onto clasped palms.
“Kyle, it’ll be fine,” You coo at him, “Remember you were excited for this!”
“...Is it too late to use a condom?”
The nurse returns to the room because of your hysterical laughter bleeding all the way down the hall to the nurses station.
Kyle pointedly focuses on your face throughout the birth, petting back your hair from your face, not caring that its sticky and tangled from sweat.
“Hey there,” He coos at the baby bundled into your arms, “We’ve been waiting for you.”
“Kyle, he looks just like you,” You reach up and tug on his shirt collar, pulling him into a kiss, “Thank you.”
“For what , love?”
“For our baby.”
Kyle had gone from being a situationship to slotting himself into your life as a permanent fixture. He broke the lease on his apartment months before the baby was due and moved into yours. It warmed your heart to see his toothbrush in the cup next to yours, the satin pillowcase he gifted you when he realized you slept on cotton (“This is so much better for your hair and skin, lovie”), the empty mug from his tea he never rinsed and put into the washer and instead left in the sink.
You didn’t expect the matching red plaid christmas pajamas that Kyle bought you and the baby. You certainly didn’t expect him to also buy himself a set to match along with you and your son
“We have to make this memorable, it’s his first Christmas,” He explains trying to get the baby’s wiggling arms into the onesie.
“It’s our first Christmas too, you know!”
“Yeah, about that…The baby’s kind of your Christmas gift this year.”
You rolled your eyes, “Thanks Kyle, next year though I’d prefer a gift that doesn’t spit up on me when he hasn’t been burped.”
You hadn’t expected a gift from him as he had recently come home from a brief training stint on base. Regardless you bought some for your son (‘From Mom and Dad!’ penned onto them), excitedly watching as the near nine month old tear at the paper you had loosely draped over his presents. 
Kyle had already opened his gift from you, a fancy cologne that he’d gotten earlier in a trial size that you loved when he wore, nuzzling deeply into his neck to smell it each time.
“Love, is this a present for me or for you?” He quipped, kissing the corner of your smiling mouth.
“For my nose and for your love of attention more like.”
“Thank you, dove.”
“Guess its time for your real gift now,” Kyle said.
“I thought our son was my gift,” You poke him in the ribs.
“It’s nothing much, just something I’ve been meaning to give you for a while now.”
“Kyle?”
He pulls a small box wrapped in cheery red paper with a gold bow on top of it from his pocket.
He notes the confusion on your face as you tear gently at a flap in the wrapping, “You really didn’t have to get me anything, Kyle.”
“Yeah, I did,” He says as the velvet of the box is revealed.
“Kyle?” You turn to him from staring at the box, you watch as he gets up from where he’s lounged on the couch with an arm slung over the back to kneeling in front of you.
He takes the still unopened box from out of your hands and opens it for you, “I know we’re doing things a bit out of order, having the baby first, but love, I want to do this the right way for you. Will you marry me?”
“Kyle!” You finally manage.
“Love, please answer me, I’m beginning to think you only want me for my sperm.”
“Kyle, you idiot, of course! Yes!” Tears are flowing now and you can barely see through them as he slips the ring onto your finger.
a/n: reblogs and comments feed me. talk to me about cod dads
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honestlywig · 8 months ago
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"but how much do you love me??"
Minsung fluff/crack, domestic life, jisung being a bit insecure and needy, minho being sweet
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It was a bit after dinner and the two lovers relaxed on their sofa. Minho had prepared a lovely dinner while Jisung had been working hard in the studio with 3racha all day. 
These two always had each other’s backs and knew how to support each other wordlessly. Their connection was something only you see in stories and dramas. And finally they were creating a home together.
Nothing could destroy such domestic bliss, that is except, the anxious mind of Han Jisung.
“Jagi?” Jisung asked softly from Minho’s lap. 
Minho had his fingers mindlessly running through Jisung’s locks of hair. “Mm?” 
“Can I ask you something?” Jisung ask in a small voice.
“Of course you can, everything okay?” 
Jisung sits up and leans back on the couch sighing. 
“Its stupid” He grumbles.
“Its not stupid if its bothering you babo” Minho ruffles his hair.
Jisung pouts. 
“Come on, what is it” Minho urges again.
“Its just, I was thinking about us, and our future, and our past..” He speaks slowly, almost dancing around what he wants to talk about. 
Minho hums. “Right, and what were you thinking?”
Jisung rolls into the couch hiding his face whining. 
“You’ll make fun of me..” He says muffled by the cushions.
Minho chuckles fondly, giving Jisung’s bum a loving squeeze. He lays beside him spooning him. 
“I’m not gonna make fun of you okay? I promise, I’m listening” Minho says softly and earnestly. He presses a kiss to Jisung’s nape which makes him shiver.
“You can always tell me anything hannie.. I love you” Minho adds softly kissing his shoulder.
“But thats just it…” Jisung whines.
“What?”
“I love you, I love you so much I don’t think I’ll ever love someone this much again.. or have ever..” Jisung’s voice trembles slightly. Minho takes his hand interlacing their fingers. 
“Aw jagi..” Minho coos sweetly.
“You’re my whole world.” Jisung says pout clearly audible.
“Youre my whole world too hannie, you know that..” Minho kisses below his ear. 
“But.. how much do you love me?” Jisung turns in Minho’s arms to face him. 
His big doe eyes lock with Minho’s calm and kind gaze.
“Jagiya… this is too cheesy. I’m not poetic like you, I just love you with everything I am and plan on never stopping okay?” He answers as sweet as he can. He cups his soft cheeks stroking them lovingly. “Okay?” Minho searches Jisung’s gaze to gage if that is the answer he wanted. Judging by the intensifying pout, it was not.
“But like… if you had to put your love in a space, like a container, what would that be? Like would it fit in a basket? Stadium?” Jisung countered.
Minho sighed internally. 
“It would fill the entire ocean. Are we done?” It took everything in Minho not to roll his eyes at Jisung’s needy behavior. He was being adorable sure, Minho loved Jisung’s authentic self. 
Jisung went quiet chewing on his lip, Minho decided he would now mentally prepare an answer to “would you love me if I was worm”, for this seemed like where this conversation was going.
However what Jisung asked, Minho did not expect, nor have a prepared answer for.
“How much do you love Soonie doongie and dori?” Jisung dropped the bomb.
Minho tensed. 
“…What are you doing?” Minho’s voice was low and tentative.
Jisung shrugs feeling more bold. 
“How much do you love the cats?” He repeats.
“They’re my babies!” Minho claims defensively.
“So how much do you love them… more than could fill the ocean?” 
“This feels like a trap”
Minho sits up running a hand through his hair.
Jisung sits up and shuffles to standing clearly getting more worked up.
“It’s a simple question Min, who do you love more, me or the cats, and why is it the cats?”
“I didn’t say that!” Minho exasperates.
“You don’t need to!” Jisung huffs stomping his foot.
“This is what was upsetting you?” Minho asks incredulously.
“How can I cope with knowing you could never love me as much as the cats?” Jisung speaks softly from his heart. As ridiculous as it was, he was very much affected by this thought.
“Jagi.. I’ve never said I love you more than Soondoongdor…” Minho speaks calmly wanting to ease the tension.
“You’re not denying it!” Jisung squeaks.
“I love you both equally!” Minho relents.
“They’re pets… I’m your partner!” Jisung argues.
“You’re all my family!” Minho was feeling defensive now. 
“Do you hate the cats?” Minho asked half joking. Jisung huffed.
“I don't hate the cats”
“Mm i’m getting a vibe you're jealous of the cats” Minho smirks.
Jisung sighs frustrated. 
“I knew you wouldn’t take this seriously..” Jisung runs his hands through his hair upset. He paces around the living room. Minho sighs sitting on the couch watching his stressed boyfriend walk back and forth. He rubs his temples. 
“Jagi..” He calls to him.
Jisung ignores him. Minho then stands with a slight groan and walks over stopping Jisung from pacing. His hands grasping his shoulders. 
“I am taking it seriously. I am just trying to understand. Do you not like the cats or the fact that I love them?” Minho asked slowly actually trying decipher the thought process Jisung went through to be so upset with him for loving his pets.
Jisung looked at him with a determined glare. “If the house was on fire what would you save first?”
Jisung was trying a new tactic.
“Other than the cats?”
“Minho!” Jisung whined.
“Probably my diary… photo album… I have those letters from my parents—
“Me! Grab me!” Jisung cries out.
“Why are you still in the burning house?” 
“Because hypothetically this happens when I’m asleep”
“Okay… so I would wake you up” 
“No” Jisung sighs annoyed. Minho is still not getting it. “Okay you come home the house is already on fire”
“Were you trying to cook dinner?” Minho muses, Jisung is not amused.
“The house is in flames, what do you do, and don’t say—“
“Call 911” They say together.
“And why not?” Minho scoffs.
“Who knows how long till they get there!”
“Hanji are you asking me to run into a burning building..”
“Shouldn’t have to..” Jisung grumbles. Minho sighs reaching for him again. Jisung swats his hands away. He puts his hands on his hips and takes breath shaking his head. Minho swallowed thickly seeing his hurt demeanor. This was serious, he finally took that in. It was serious to Jisung, so it was serious to him. 
“Jagiya..” Minho starts in an apologetic soft tone. He moves towards Jisung slowly. Jisung keeps his gaze down and gulps. Minho knew he was bound to start crying any moment. He gently placed his hands on Jisung’s waist, stroking his sides soothingly. Jisung sniffles before lifting his head meeting Minho’s concerned eyes. Jisung tries to blink away his glassy eyes and swallows thickly before speaking.
“If I came home, and I saw our home in flames… I’m not sure the kind of person I would become after seeing that. Everything I know and love is in there. Min, I probably would run into that burning building with only one thought in my mind. You.” He spoke voice unwavering, gaze unshifting and Minho felt dizzy.
He blinked a few times squeezing Jisung’s waist lovingly. He shakes his head furrowing his eyebrows and cups one cheek. He leans in close enough feel Jisung’s breath. He speaks in a hushed tone.
“I wouldn’t want you to do that. It’s far too dangerous. I can’t have you getting hurt or worse because of me.” He frowns at the thought of Jisung putting himself in harm’s way ever. Jisung’s eyes flicker to Minho’s lips. That wasn’t the point, Jisung thought. He was supposed to save me first but he thought of the damn cats. But, I know he still loves me… want to kiss that sweet frown away. No, he has to answer right at least once. Jisung then looked at Minho with a new tactic.
“What if there was a train..” Jisung started and Minho’s eyes closed as he let a breath out his nose. Jisung walks out of his arms continuing on with another hypothetical scenario. 
“And the train could either run on two tracks, on one track tied up are Soondoongdori, and on the other track tied up is me, Han Jisung, handsome, sexy, your loving boyfriend and band mate—
“I’d stop the train” Minho says as if its obvious.
“No thats not an option!”
“Why not?”
“There’s no off switch its just a switch to change tracks, so you have to choose a track”
“Hannie, I say this with all the love in my heart… what the fuck are we talking about?” He holds his cheeks looking into his big doe eyes.
“I think I’m being pretty clear. Would you rather murder me or the cats, Minho?” Jisung challenges.
Minho’s eyes widen. “Jagiyaaaa why can’t I stop the train?” 
Jisung buries his face in his hands whining. 
“Because that’s not the point of the question! It’s who do you love more?”
He looks up face a bit flushed realizing he really did ask that of Lee Minho.
Minho plopped on the couch in defeat.
“I hate this game.”
Jisung stands across from him arms crossed.
“It’s no fun for me either.” He mumbles.
Minho sits arm extending telling Jisung to come over. He hesitiates but obeys. He stands between Minhos knees looking down at him. Minho takes takes his hands gently but firmly. 
“Sungie, it’s different. I love you very much and, yes I love the cats very much too. Now tell me honestly, are you feeling jealous of the cats?”
“Jealous of the cats? I’m not crazy!” He scoffs nervously.
Minho kisses his knuckles. “Baby I’m sorry I’ve made you feel like the cats are my only love. You know you own my heart” 
Jisung sighs softly, loving his touch and kisses. 
“No I know. It’s just… fine yes, I’m jealous of the cats ok? I love you so much that I wish you loved me as much as them.” He says rushed under his shaky breath.
Minho firmly grips his chin.
“I don’t love anything as much as I love you.” 
Jisung’s eyes soften. 
“Don’t lie.” He pleads in a whisper.
“Come here…” Minho pulls him into his chest. He gives him a tight hug kissing his head. Jisung wraps his arms around his torso head tucked into his neck sighing. They hold each other a moment, Minho rubbing his back between his shoulders soothingly. Jisung moves his head to look at him.
“You know one day they will die.” He says quietly with the last bit of envy he has. 
“And so will we.” Minho concludes caress his cheek. 
They gaze at each other a moment finally feeling seen.
“I’m sorry…” Jisung starts.
“None of that…” Minho smiles shaking his head. He holds Jisung’s jaw guiding him into a sweet kiss. Jisung grips Minho’s shirt tightly. Minho pecks Jisung’s lips with care but Jisung wanted more and started kissing back sloppily. Minho smirked and deepened the kiss.
“Meooowww..” Soonie mewed. 
“Not now I’m busy..” Minho muttered not breaking the kiss. He could feel Jisung smile.
~~~~~~~<3~~~~~~~<3~~~~~~~~
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krakensdottir · 2 years ago
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GO s2 trailer thoughts
Yeah, I have a few of my own, wanted to put them all together before they slither away.
So, people are split between Crowley being gone the last four years vs. just stepped out for milk or something, and I agree either would be hilarious. But I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the former. The vibe they have... it doesn’t feel like four years of domesticity has passed. It seems like they’re still very much figuring things out re: each other. Aziraphale’s reaction to Crowley suggesting they work together again, his wistfulness when Gabriel mentions that ‘one particular person’... yeah, there’s still yearning. Which means, friends, we are in for some serious relationship development this season.
Interesting that Crowley’s replacement is confiding in him. Casual meeting on a bench and everything. Does Hell still want to use them, or is this her initiative?
I’ve seen a lot of speculation about the lightning thing as well, but given how pissed off Crowley looks beforehand, I think he’s just letting off steam. Literally. Because that’s how demons do. Especially ones that’ve graduated from Drama Queen University. (He used to make nebulae, we’re probably lucky he’s not setting off atomic explosions instead.)
Some have spotted it already, but yeah, the candlelit dinner scene is from 1941. So it’s immediately after Crowley saved Aziraphale’s books. No wonder he’s giving him Looks across the table. (This scene was mentioned way back in the early production days, and I won’t lie, I’ve got my own hopes for it, though they probably don’t match much of the fandom’s.)
Y’all say what you want about Crowley’s angel attire, we have seen how they dress and you KNOW he’s gonna walk in without raising an eyebrow. If I had to guess, he’s going for a vibe of Pretentious Art Snob because it fits with his former angelic profession and if he has to lie to anyone up there, it’ll be more convincing to stick to what he knows. In other words, an angel seeing him in passing would be like ‘oh god, it’s one of those pricks from the Cosmic Architecture Department.’
Okay, I think that’s everything.
EDIT: Wait no, one other thing. Having seen several comments that say this or that story element is just like a fanfic they read - THIS, people, THIS is why Neil Gaiman doesn’t read your fanfics. This right here is why. Because if he did, any of those similarities would be grounds for an accusation of plagiarism. Does it make more sense now?
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hheartsdramas · 8 days ago
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my watch posts for the last few episodes of a moment but forever are just going to be spiraling about the inevitable horrors so buckle up or bring a helmet or something. eps 31-32:
of course one of yz’s best friends from childhood is a smarty, an extreme introvert, and a little shit
oh i guess she didn’t know the full story behind the heavenly fire thing whereas the rest of us have written extensive meta posts about it
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oh great
she’s not even a god anymore and still can’t tell???? let this be a lesson to future xianxia leads to not agree to a deal like that in the first few episodes! (they probably won’t listen)
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kind of living for this trio
they’re talking about the future and preferences for having kids. we’re in such trouble
wait he has a sister? or is this past tense like his parents and the subs are being confusing?
this drama is a study in different types of neurodivergence and their strengths even in a world that only values conformity, in this essay i will—
he’s starting to get an inkling about her real identity and i just hope it won’t make him stupid
looks like we’re gonna be voyaging the sea of flux soon
fools who only get deceived by men? and what are you, hannu?
this girl just won’t let him give up on life or himself
awwww he’s faking being blind still so she’s all extra caretaking, what a mess of a man. i love him so much
i knew it (re: zhi dai and hannu)
i am so concerned right now. yz is eavesdropping and scheming and i’m worried he’s back on a destructive track. lovely pecs aside, it’s possibly the least healthy thing he’s done to self-injure just to keep her around
you tell her, curly! just stay and be domestic together forever
we should have tried harder to find a loophole about explaining things so it doesn’t seem like she’s just up and abandoning my poor baby! seriously the man has been through enough for a few millennia
“didn’t you promise never to leave me?” what was that noise? oh, just my heart ker-splatting on the floor, nbd
i really really love them together. when this is over i’m probably going back and watching the happy episodes on a loop
marry? oh we are so fucked
they’re doing their own little wedding ceremony??? with four episodes left??? oh we are EXTRA fucked
iqiyi also kind of sucks and makes me watch express episodes on my phone and takes away the ability to screenshot (to protect spoilers i guess? as if people craftier than me haven’t found a way around that). so no image flair past ep 31 for me. so annoying.
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olliandre · 1 year ago
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Explaining the Pit Babe novel (1/2)
If you’ve just seen the drama and you’re curious in what way it differs from the original text, this post is just for you.
So, the story begins exactly like in the drama, there’s a race in which Babe participates and afterwards he meets Charlie lurking around the corners. He tries to chase him away at first but agrees to try him out in the end. Babe tells Charlie to come to his condo later (so they don’t do it near the lockers like in the drama) and because it’s Charlie’s first time, he completely doesn’t know how to start. Babe actually has to show him everything which makes him kind of annoyed, but Charlie doesn’t emit the alfa scent he hates so much, so he takes him on probation as a Babe’s boy.
Babe is actually pretty posessive with Charlie and although they are seeing each other for months, he doesn’t let anyone see his face. They usually cover it when they’re together in public and part of the reason is that it would be problematic if Charlie got harassed because of his relationship with Babe, as he’s a popular racer after all. On the contrary, in the drama Babe takes him to X Hunter’s party on the first day.
Almost half of the story actually doesn’t have anything to do with X Hunter, it’s just Charlie, Babe and their domestic life. Although Babe thinks Charlie’s just a naive, stupid kid, he slowly starts to develop some kind of connection with him. What makes Babe trust Charlie is that in his eyes Charlie is too much of a dumb, sweet person to lie and deceive anybody. His feelings develop gradually, it starts with him feeling restless and bored while Charlie’s not near, making Charlie move in, and buying him a new table, so he can do his editing work comfortably. He lets Charlie do more and more things that he didn’t allow anybody else before. For example, he doesn’t like being called Phi in bed, but he doesn’t complain when Charlie does it. Once, he goes out with his leg injured to pick Charlie up in the rain. And he sulks so much when Charlie doesn’t pay attention to him. Instead of telling him that he wants to spend some time together, he’s walking around dramatically and tries to catch his attention. When they kiss tenderly for the first time while stargazing, Babe’s heart is beating so fast that he can't control himself. He realizes that he has feelings for Charlie. And because Charlie seems not affected by it as much as he is, he gets really angry in his head. He kind of starts to avoid Charlie and doesn't want to have s*x with him because he is too embarrassed to look Charlie in the eyes. Well, Charlie fell for Babe after their first time, so of course it wasn’t that much of a shock for him. Poor Babe.
Generally, Charlie and Babe have lots of s*x. Like, really a lot. Almost every chapter, sometimes multiple times. And it’s quite a kinky s*x. Charlie calls Babe Papa and Babe calls Charlie Daddy. Babe loves when Charlie gets angry in bed, because he likes it rough, and he loves dirty talking. His s*x drive is amazingly big, on the beginning Charlie can't keep up with him. However, Charlie quickly learns how to do it according to Babe’s preferences and later in the story even Babe isn’t sure whether Charlie just tries to please him or he really is into it (probably the second option, hahaha). Babe is a creampie king and later we discover that they have breeding kink too, as they start to call each other Mama and Papa in bed, joking how Charlie’s gonna make Babe pregnant (but outside of bed Babe actually doesn’t want to have children at all as he dislikes them).
Charlie takes care of Babe very well - he cooks him nutritious meals, massages him and does everything Babe wants. On the very beginning Charlie acts all scared and confused since Babe’s getting angry very easily, but he learns with time how to handle him and even how to talk back. They have this agreement that they’ll both take advantage of each other, so nobody is really used. There are lots of acts of jealousy, especially from Charlie’s side, since Babe is open physically with other men, usually his friends. Babe gets angry that he tries to control him, and then Charlie says that if Babe can do it, then he will also meet somebody else, as their contract doesn’t forbid it, which makes Babe even angrier. It’s a recurring problem in their relationship, however one time in the first half of the story they have this angry s*x and agree to only have each other.
There isn’t any kind of big conflict with Babe avoiding Charlie because of jealousy for Jeff, for a long time Babe doesn’t even know of Jeff’s existence. There also is no Red Racing, no Kim, no Dean, Jeff doesn’t work at the garage. The real X Hunter plot starts after Babe gets into accident on the track and Charlie proposes to take his place. Before he only gets a car and is guided by Babe (who shouts at him a lot, because Charlie can’t learn how to get through the corners, hahaha), North and Sonic have to teach Charlie too. The big conflict happens when Babe learns of Charlie’s intrigue - that he’s Tony’s adopted son, he lied to him and took his power away. Initially, Charlie searched for Babe because he heard Tony saying that he’s gonna make someone named Babe have children with Enigma from their house and so, he wanted to save him. But when he got to know Babe, he actually fell for him.
However, for Babe lie is a lie. He chases Charlie away from his condo, ignores his calls and cuts him out of his life. After that Babe tries to find a new sex partner, but he rejects the guy before it goes far, because he realizes that no one will be good but Charlie. He still misses him and wants him by his side, although he is very angry and hurt. At those times Charlie calls Babe everyday on the same hour and Babe picks it up once while drunk. Then both of them get horny and they mast*bate dirty talking to each other, but Babe doesn’t let Charlie to come to him. There’s also this one upsetting scene in which after the race Charlie tries to talk to Babe and Babe decides to give him only a short while. The whole thing ends with Babe facef*cking Charlie who agrees to it, because it’s better than not having Babe in his life at all.
They reconcile after Way confesses his feelings for Babe and gets rejected, so he decides to take Babe by force, using his power to make him unable to move. Way starts kissing and touching him, however Charlie appears in time, using his powers to stop Way and he wakes Babe up. Babe shouts at Way, who admits that he’s an Enigma sent to make him pregnant. He says that after he got to know Babe, he fell for him and decided to wait patiently for Babe to start loving him and wanting to start a family together. Babe feels betrayed by it, because Way should understand and know him more than anybody else, that he never wants to have children. He yells that Way doesn’t even treat him as a person, trying to make him feel like he was so good because he decided not to r*pe him for the last 10 years. Both Charlie and Babe leave Way’s place with Babe in shambles. Charlie keeps his distance from Babe and gives him the space to think things through, organize his feelings after the things that happened.
Babe realizes that although Charlie and Way both lied to him, they got different motives. Way came to harm him and Charlie came to protect him, and that made Babe forgive Charlie. He walks out of his bedroom and sees that Charlie’s watching TV, not sleeping at all. They watch it together in silence and then start talking. Babe gets emotional and asks Charlie to hug him, then to have s*x because he wants to enjoy it again, forget about what Way almost did to him. Unconsciously, he’s nervous and can’t relax while being touched, so Charlie makes him smile with the things he says. In the morning Babe confesses to Charlie (before, his love language was giving three kisses as in I love you) and asks him to be his boyfriend. Charlie is very shocked but he agrees. Babe learns about other powers Charlie has, such as lie detection skill, hunch (he feels that something might happen and asks Jeff to see the future, that’s how he learnt about what Way was about to do), this kinda thing he used on Way and many others. He tells Babe a story from his childhood that he got to know his power of stealing other people’s abilities, because he took his mom’s power away. And after she died, power faded away, so Charlie came up with a theory that maybe it works in the opposite way too - that when Charlie dies, the powers will come back to their original owners. Babe responds that what he gives, he doesn’t take back, which means he doesn’t care about his ability anymore if it means having Charlie die. Such a sweet line, it’s a pity they didn’t use it in the drama. And that’s about the first half of the novel.
A little special:
they’re so funny together
(by the way, it’s confirmed that Charlie’s never used his lie detection power on Babe)
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flowersinthegrocerystore · 10 months ago
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OKAY SO I wasn't able to watch IWTV when it first came because I didn't have the time/money, but I just watched the first episode. Without further ado: here were all my thoughts
AUGH IM SO EXCITED
Paul 🙁
Omg I can’t wait for Armand this season
Claudia I’m free any day any time 
The odyssey of recollection I like that
Lmao Daniel calling himself a whore
Armand you sneaky bitch 
Okay here we go
The red sky intro I’m obsessed
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
On god let’s go
I love claudia 
Creepy start let’s go
Love the page turning sound affects
My girl Claudia I love her I love her I love her I lover her 
Ohhhh wait is this the holocaust
Ohhhh
OH
Hey Louis 
You look so depressed babygirl 
Armand stop being like that 
Lmao Daniel you petty bitch
They’re already fighting I love them
Intriguing. And disregarding! 
Did I mention how much I love Claudia
What an icon
I’d wanna explore some abandoned buildings with her
They both look miserable damn
Louis being constantly cold because he’s more human than she is
He’s so fucking alone stop not him talking to himself
I wanna be a historian. A deranged geologist or anthropologist
“It’s dead” shocking info Louis
DEAD WEIGHT MY GOD
Daniel just sitting there chewing while he suffers
Real Rashid is so fucking funny
Unworthy damn Armand
DISREGARD 
I hate them I want them to make out
OOh creepy
Love the vibes
Lestat you drama queen I missed you
The love in his eyes is insane
His voice with nobody there damn I love it 
Obsessed with Louis’ soft apology and Lestat just continuing on like nothing happened
His fear but the chin hold and the I’m gonna kill you
This is love this is love I want them I want to be them
Why the fuck are they shooting graves
Why everyone quiet 
Oh they think louis is hot lol 
God will forget when you die. Preach lady
Something’s wrong what 
There’s gaps in his memory. HIS MEMORY’S WRONG
Or Claudia’s wrong? 
Armand why are you looking like that
The tension in the room is crazy
Daniel smirking he knows what’s happening 
Armand what are you doing
Creepy song with children let's go
Claudia knocking a child over!
So glad I read the book and I know what’s happening
This would have scared the fuck out of me 
Edith Piaf it’s giving la vie en rose it’s giving Izzy Hands
Does red mean communist? 
Oh
Louis’ drunk. Don’t be drunk king. 
Oh he’s deductive damn 
Claudia’s so excited 🙁
Fighting like siblings
Adam and Eve of the damned- oh like the king and queen? ENKIL AND AKASHA MENTIONED
Louis looks so tormented my baby
What is happening what is happening why is he crying why
LOUIS??? 
Daniel looks so devastated but he looks like he cares aw
Oh my god I love this show
Humanity is so. Uh. Fun. God I love this show
That’s a fucking catfish with teeth
Louis is such a sarcastic shit I love him 
What is that thing
Oh it’s a woman
Louis trying to help her and understand her against all odds
All those in darkness go in darkness 
All of them dead now, what about her
How has she lived
Claudia giving her blood
I don’t remember this in the book
But Claudia looks so happy!!
AND so does the woman!! 
Daciana is such a pretty name 
Oh shit…
Getting their hopes up for nothing 
Domestic couple aww Louis and armand 
Why is Louis asking permission…
They’re both cute and vaguely unsettling
The silence is so comfortable but also tense
Armand misses the boy from san francisco??? 
But why do they want to do this. What’s the deal
What is happening why does he want him enthralled what’s his plan
Daniel does not give af lmao the whistling
My man didn’t look up once
So fellas, what’s up?? I love him 
The way they’re so possessive of each other! The little touches and the hand holding. The stares that Daniel is so disgusted by I’m screaming
“We’ll get to you” KILL HIM DANIEL
Claudia looks so small :(
Louis and his talk of death is so relatable
But his HOPE. His HOPE. I’m killing myself. 
If you were the last vampire on earth it would be enough!!
AHH THE CUT TO LESTAT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 
YOU AND ME AND IT’S LESTAT BUT IT’S ACTUALLY CLAUDIA
CLAUDIA’S FACE. SHE KNOWS. SHE KNOWS. 
Oh the next episode is about to be soooo good
This was so good I’m killing myself
Why did it feel so short?? 
I’m saving the rest for later but OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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inkstainedhandswithrings · 1 year ago
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TBB s3 ep9 Thoughts!!
I’ll start off by saying this season is my favourite so far. I’m having WAY too much fun with these lololol
Crosshair having a little domestic moment, helping out at Pabu <3
“Does it matter? We’re not handing her over.” Oh, mans is out for blood huh?
The fact that this episode is called “The Harbinger” and then Batcher immediately runs into a cave and gets scared…
This is when the Empire gets to Pabu, isn’t it…
VENTRESS!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH
Okay so clearly Ventress wants her own little Padawan
But why was that fight sequence so sped up hahahahahah
It was almost comedic
Loved her and Cross fighting though
THE THEME SONG WHEN THEY GRABBED RHEIR WEAPONS
dare i say first time this season? about time
different colour sabres aaaaaa
that’s actually super cool because the colour of your sabre depends on how you connect to the force when you find your kyber crystal and if you wanna change them you have to meditate on them for SO LONG so like Ventress committed to neutrality (gotta read up on her story in legends again, but i know girl went through it)
“You’re being naive.” *slowly turns to him* “bitch say it again”
Love how all of them are standing on the shore watching Omega train
CROSSHAIR ALREADY HAVING HIS RIFLE OUT I AM SCREAMING HAHAHAHAHAH
Cross practically running down the stairs to help Omega into the ship
Also I am already 100% that Ventress and Cross are gonna have a thing
So Omega does have a high M-Count, she just can’t tap into her skills yet?
Interesting
Okay, all in all i really loved this episode! It was fun and relaxed but still somehow a bit plot driven. Here’s the thing though @phantom-of-the-501st correctly pointed out that we’re nearing not just the end of the season but the end of the show. And there are still SO MANY loose ends. Up until last weeks episode all the other eps were very plot driven, and it’s only the last two that felt like filler. I’m thinking the show runners are giving us a quick breather until just full on deep diving into the seasons end with one heart-wrenching episode after the other. That, or they’re going to put more filler episodes in and rush the actual plot, but I'm really hoping it's the first.
also, seriously, what are Rex and Echo cooking that prevents Echo to be in literally all the episodes? are we gonna get a really sad arc here soon? im having a feeling that says yes, echo is gonna give us more drama soon. can't wait 🫠
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Holy shit, i loved the Dean Lysandre piece! Igot a few questions:
1: how big are the eggs? Because if the dean wants 10, how big is the poor human gonna be? (might be drawing this over the weekend hehe)
2. Would the dean take pleasure in showing off his little human wife or would he keep his little treasure all to himself like the greedy dragon man he is?
3. Would he allow the reader to keep being a student or would he just write her off as "graduated early with honors" and then just move her into his home?
4. Would the dean have a special little area in his office for his human? Hidden by curtains, but behind is a very round bellied human asleep on a plush round bed with her school papers scattered around her?
5. Would any drama happen on school grounds with royal dragonic families being pissed that the dean married and breeded with a human? Any dramatic acts of petty revenge??? (does the dean find himself being very protective of his human????👀)
6. Is there any very domestic habits the dean and his human would do? Of course between fucking like rabbits, what kind of sweet doting things would the dean do??
Sorry if this is a lot, my brain is racing
hehe 🐉🐉🐉 dragon time!!!
1 -> With other dragons they tend to show only when they're carrying a whole clutch of eggs at one time, since they usually carry them until they’re close to hatching to keep them safe before they've laid. Surprisingly, even though it's incredibly rare for dragons and other species to breed (at least when they're not hiding it from the world) dragons have a very sophisticated egg process that translates well to other species, even if they're not of the egg-laying variety. While a human or other monster could carry several eggs at once, knowing Lysandre he isn't going to want you to strain yourself--so he'll likely only have you carry one at a time if you're going to carry it to near full-term, which would probably look no different than a normal human pregnancy from the outside.
But! The other way, and perhaps the preferable way, is a process known as "long-term laying"--in which he would deposit several eggs at once, fertilize them, and then have you deliver them within 1-2 days. The eggs are much smaller and easier to pass at this stage, probably not any bigger than a cue ball, and once they've been laid they'd be buried at the bottom of one of the gold piles in his hoard for at least two moon cycles. Although it's usually only practiced in this fashion by the nobility nowadays, it's an ancient form of preservation for the draconic species that's saved quite a few bloodlines from going extinct and has been practiced by all manner of dragons. The eggs will grow to be about the size of an ostrich egg within those two months, but after that period has passed their growth will stagnate and they'll go into a sort of hibernation state, which they can stay in practically indefinitely in nearly any environment until they’re unearthed and incubated into hatching. Lysandre himself was the product of this kind of egg process, as his bloodline and dragon species was declared extinct for about 400 years before his egg was recovered and he was hatched under an adoptive couple. So, with you being human, he would likely encourage you to go that route so as to monitor your condition better and make it easier for you to endure the birthing process....though that doesn't mean he won't eventually let you try incubating them longer, if only so he can spend more time rubbing that pretty, swollen belly you've got <3
2 -> Greed is definitely a symptom he suffers from and he wants to keep you all to himself, but he knows better than to be like that when you're not at all used to the possessiveness of dragons. Yes, he'll get grabby and greedy and spill filth into your mouth as he humps you throughout the night, but in the day you're completely free to roam the grounds and visit whoever you like, talk to your friends, go out for drinks, and play sports or do your little hobbies on your own. He trusts that you'll keep your interests as a couple in mind and he really doesn't worry about that aspect too much, the only thing he does do is jump at the chance to frighten off anyone who might push your boundaries too far and try to make a move on you. He loves knowing that when you're out and about without him everyone still knows you're his partner, and he's more than comfortable with that....though, when you get home, he's usually got plenty of reasons to remind you of whose bed you're sleeping in every night. Very, very carnal reasons.
3 -> You can certainly keep being a student if you like; he lives on campus for the majority of the year, so it's no bother at all to make time for each other if you still want to attend to your studies. He'll constantly (and secretly) be cancelling his meetings and saving paperwork to do late at night so he can spend quality time with you between classes, but if you're over the whole school thing or you're eager to graduate he'll pull the strings you need. Most of the professors at MC can be bribed pretty easily anyways (it's a monster thing) and it's not considered that unethical in monster society, so a few favours and gifts here and there and you'll have your honours diploma in your hands by the end of the week. And then you're allllllll his.
4 -> He does! Since he lives on campus, he's got a semi-secret entrance in his office that leads down into the depths beneath the school, where he keeps his hoard tucked away in the MC vault. Although he does own an apartment in the staff living quarters, he's got his own private living space down there that would be perfectly comfortable for a human with a few touches here and there. You wouldn't be down there all the time since there's no natural light or sunlight, but it's the perfect place for you to rest when you're carrying your eggs and an ideal spot to keep close to when it's time to lay them.
5 -> Absolutely! Dragons are dramatic creatures and you should expect to witness some rather flagrant displays of jealousy and snobbery while you’re in the Dean's care. Challenges to duels, attempts at bribery, and marriage proposals to your draconic lover while you stand right next to him are all things you unfortunately have to be prepared for. But Lysandre has nearly perfected the art of stoic rejection over his lifetime and will turn each and every one of them away, although his politeness will wane not with the stubborn ones, but the ones who turn their ire towards you or try to turn him against you with false rumours and lies. That's when he'll offer to fight their proposed duel in your stead, and each and every time he does their champion will turn and flee with their tail between their legs at the very thought. Draconic duels are to the death, after all, and next to nobody wants to fight for their life against a Drakon--especially not when he's so angry he's grinning from ear to ear.
6 -> Lysandre loves walking with you, so a daily stroll is often how he expresses his affection. It's never too strenuous (and if you get tired, he'll be carrying you) but there's always something interesting to see on your way, whether it's a new patch of flowers you never noticed or an adorable frog hopping around the pond. But if you're up for it, he's always eager to take you flying--it's a common form of affection for dragons to fly side-by-side, it's even considered to be a sign of good luck to see a dragon couple flying together overhead. And he can reassure you that you're safe on his back, he'll even wait for a windy day so he doesn't have to flap his wings as much in case you get sick from the motion. Aside from that, his love languages are usually gifts and acts of service, so brewing your tea for you, crafting little golden gifts and trinkets, and carrying or flying you places are some of the more common ways he shows affection. And kisses, of course! Lots of big, sloppy dragon kisses <3
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calyssmarviss · 2 years ago
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idk i think its less outrage bc its slow but bc of how its done. repetitive storylines, new ones that lead nowhere and that this probably was planned as a series finale. i understand the frustration of most.
Look I’m just starting to get really annoyed with all the posts i see that are like “wow it didn’t happen in this season finale like it should have i have been Baited and Betrayed and Stabbed and also it totally means it won’t ever happen because there was only this moment.”
Okay going in order here: well maybe they’re worth being repeated because clearly Buck and Eddie didn’t learn all the lessons they needed to learn from their previous relationships. Come on look at them asking everyone around for advice, they’re clueless, about many different things, not just each other. (And what if i wanted to see them on an awful awful double date the last time and didn’t get it?)
And we just don’t know that any storyline is “going nowhere”??? Seriously one of the things i like about 911 is how they bring back stuff most shows would forget about and I’m continuously baffled by the people who can’t even recognize how well it’s doing on that front (and on many others). Or just assume malice from people they don’t know and are under understandable constraints when it comes to explaining their decisions (you think KR is gonna spoil her show in interview just to reassure anxious fans? Really?)
The fact is that there IS going to be another season. And idk, I’m not an expert in the industry but seems to me like there was never any real danger of the show getting entirely cancelled. Literally they announced it was going to ABC in the same breath. And i really don’t think this would have been the finale if it was going to be the end of it and they knew it.
Basically those people are getting mad at things that didn’t happen, things they don’t know the outcome of and motivations they ascribe to creators while ignoring the text and the history of the show and by doing that they take out all of the enjoyment they could get from it and raining on other people’s parade.
I’m not even saying “there are other characters/the show ain’t just buddie”. It’s the main reason I’m here too. I get it. But there’s so much there already? (It’s A Thing, whether it’s platonic or romantic or sexual or official or canon, none of that happening or not won’t make it A Thing that we can see on our screens and discuss and write and read about) And there’ll be much more I hope, and I hope it’s not rushed and that it gets even more layered and convoluted. Because that’s what sets buddie aside from the show’s other ships. It’s the uncertainty, the guessing work, the beautiful metaphors and parallels (that are so loud they’re more text than subtext at this point). And how you have to use the rest of the show as a key to read it, like it’s the x in an equation. The one big unknown.
I don’t know it’s just exciting to me, much more that any “established relationship” narrative. I mean sure I’d love to see them as an official couple or whatever, maybe for a season? That’d be a big win. And i’d probably keel over from too much feelings anyway from the most basic domestic scenes because I’m that invested now rip. But to me really it’s the drama on the way that’s the most interesting.
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EXACTLY!!! Lol Dillon is barely ever at work and yet he’s making enough money to move out and also apparently has extra staff. I’m shocked really that Misbah and Ste think they’re ready for such a big step. But then again time skip are they both adults now like 18 and 19? But it seems like alot of foreshadowing has been happening pointing towards them getting more serious. Oh I totally see Lucas and Dillon arguing but then I also imagine Lucas will be doing the cooking and Dillon being the one to clean haha I’m excited for domestic HayRay.
also I feel like maybe James had a will? Maybe an inheritance? That could be the case but I’m probably wrong. I’m thinking Rex may be paying for or may own the house and to make his business look less shady he’s renting it out to Dillon but using it for trafficking. Either way, he’s a creep 😭😭 how will they redeem his character after this? Lol and low-key since the storyline with Carter and Lucas I kinda have been rooting for John-Paul and Ste to get together again because he’s such a great father like figure to Lucas.
yeah I doubt we will see much of baby james, but I hope Dillon can get the help he needs regarding his difficulty bonding with James. Him and Lucas as dads will be so cute in the future. I know it’s wishful thinking but I would love HayRay to have the longevity of Nancy and Darren for example but with less drama. For once let the gays have a strong long lasting relationship lol 😂
Sorry for the long message!
I need ste and John Paul together badly 😫 Currently Dillon is 18 and Lucas is 17 so it’s crazy that they are moving in together. When James thought he about to die he left money and the house to Leah Lucas and Ste but Leela said all that money went towards Leah’s uni fees and Lucas’s lawyer so how Lucas is affording his part of the house who knows 😭 . I am really not a fan of Ste and Rex especially after Rex’s storyline and targeting Dillon. I agree how is he gonna be redeemed after this? And it’s not even just Dillon who’s being targeted it’s poor Frankie as well. I despise rex BALDY. With the fake proposal I’ve deluded myself into thinking that was foreshadowing so in my mind they are gonna be a long lasting couple 🙈 but domestic Hayray is what I’m looking forward to the most I swear if we don’t get a bed scene I will scream because no way do we get one of Frankie and Lucas and not Dillon and Lucas. But the drama is definitely gonna be heightened now they live together as Rex getting Dillon to lie will be more complicated. I know they are gonna fight and it’s not gonna be easy but I’m hoping they stay together during it. It will be so boring if they break up every time they fight but I do think they wouldn’t put them back together to split them up so soon.
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tumblinglikeduckling · 1 year ago
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To me suna is a closed off character who throws snark/joking comments towards his friends. He’s caring deep down but he likes to put up walls and seem tougher than he might feel.
If you read the timeskip manga I feel like you get a bit more of sunas character (only the occupation but if you read into it too much then that’s enough lol) He’s def a passionate guy cuz I don’t think he’d have followed through with going pro if he wasn’t. He also seems like he could be a little angsty mayhaps? Bc of the hiding genuine feelings and vulnerability.
I really wanted canon to explore sunas love and passion for volleyball!!! Like there must be a reason he decided to go pro, and a reason he’s in division 1, like that doesn’t just happen cuz you thought a normal office job would be boring??? So yeah def his love and passion!! I don’t remember how much we get in the manga but I don’t think it’s a lot…
I like osasuna cuz they seem really compatible and like they just click and get each other. To me they’re best friends and partners and they love to spend time with each other watching bad dramas, cooking (samu doing the cooking, Rin doing the watching), and commenting on volleyball games.
Due to me reading too many fanfics I have some different ideas of how sunaosa could become sunaosa.
First one is that they get together young and that they like to rub it in atsumus face that he’s single.
The second is that they get together young (again) but this time Suna isn’t sure he can do long distance, he doesn’t truly believe in love and he’s not sure how they’re gonna make it and is scared he might give everything up for samu (completely stole that from a fic I read, I’ll find the link) so he breaks it off. They make up and become friends and suna realizes long distance romantic and platonic relationships aren’t too different from each other. (They live happily ever after, disgustingly domestic)
For the third they’re just dense and oblivious. They’ve basically been married for 10 years and they’re the last to know, and they only find out cuz of a mistake (or drunken night, I will link another one of my fav snos fics).
I also like the third one where they know their small crushes but they don’t do anything about it and then get together when they feel like they’re in the right place.
These are all different… I just feel like they fit it.
Most of my thoughts on this has been taking from fics and headcanons so I don’t actually know how much Suna character is in the canon stuff… when I finally watched the anime I already felt like I knew him lol
Anyway all I know for sure is that I love Suna and I love snos, they make me happy :)) their small cute dynamic, very lovely <3
Fanfics I was talking about:
Accidentally in love by keenbean
Drowning in gravity by viverella
Feel free to add anything or tell me if there’s more canon Suna in the manga that I need to read again :))
How do y'all see Suna?
We don't have one speck of Suna's character in canon, especially his personality and GOALS.
How do you see him as a character? Do character study fics and character analysis? How do you perceive him in fan fiction? I read too few fan fiction to take a hold of who this man actually is, and why he is interesting.
Why is he interesting to y'all, and what character trait do you see in him that canon did not explore?
Oh, and also, Osasuna. How do you see the relationship? What are their dynamics? How is it special to you? How was the ship conceived? Why do they fit together?
Also, WHY WOULD THEY ARGUE AND BREAK UP AND HOW?
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cryptiles · 3 years ago
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RANDOM TEXTS — PART 1 / PART 2
— details ; brothers x gn! reader ; head-cannon based ; 〘🐙〙 ; obey me m.list ; they/them/you/yours
— summary ; domestic texts between you and the brothers
— requests are open as of 17/8
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LUCIFER
“ good afternoon mc , are you home ? “
“ yeah i am , why ? “
“ a package was just delivered to the front porch , do me a favour and check it for me would you ? “
“ ofc ofc , give me a sec. “
“ are these flowers ? “
“ do you like them ? “
“ THANK YOU , OMG THEY’RE SO PRETTY 🥴“
“ i would love to go back to 2 seconds ago where we were relishing in the moment without the mention of fathers name. “
“ 🏃‍♀️“
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MAMMON
“ oi ! i’m stuck out in the rain tell lucifer i’ll be late for dinner. “
“ pftt .. imagine. “
“ don’t laugh at me ! i wore an expensive jacket out today too … now its ruined. “
“ wru rn ? “
“ outside some randos shops shelter. “
“ jeez everyones wet and soaked as fuck , smells like shit. “
“ LMAOAAOO HELP 🚶‍♀️ but anyways i’ll come pick you up if you want. “
“ wait what ? you’re gonna walk here in this type of heavy rain ? “
“ umbrellas exist dumbass. “
“ YEAH BUT STILL , i wouldn’t wanna trouble you it’s just a bit of rain. “
“ nothing the great mammon can’t handle ! 😈 “
“ yeah yeah … i’ll wait for you in your room , movie night remember ? “
“ WELL NOW THAT YOU’RE WAITING FOR ME THE GREAT MAMMON WON’T LET YOU MISS ME FOR LONG ! “
“ IM RUNNING BACK NOW , DONT YOU DARE STEP OUT IN THE RAIN. “
“ jackass 😒 “
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LEVITHAN
“ MC ! COME TO MY ROOM RN ASAP 💯 “
“ for what ? i’m lazy to leave my bed. “
“ WELL “
“ GUESS WHAT 🤭 “
“ I GOT EARLY ACCESS TO THAT ANIME YOU LIKE FROM THE HUMAN WORLD “
“ EX FUCKING CUSE ME ? HOW ? HUH ? 😀 “
“ SAY SIKE RN 🤨 “
“ IM NOT JOKING MC GET HERE RN , OFFER LASTS FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES “
“ ILL BE COUNTING “
“ LEVI I FUCKING LOVE YOU RN IM OMW “
“ YOU WHAT ? “
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SATAN
“ pick me’s are more infuriating than popular wannabes. “
“ i rest my case. “
“ they’re equally as annoying , both types can’t keep their mouths shut. “
“ disagree. pick me’s act upon it changing their tone of voice and putting others down for their own gain. “
“ that’s a lowball. “
“ okay yeah valid point but then again you could argue that the wannabes have a chance of dropping their now friends for the more well-known group. “
“ meet me at the library in 5 , i’ll make some tea for both of us while we discuss this. “
“ are we really debating over high school drama … “
“ yes , it’s important. “
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ASMODEUS
“ mccc !! “
“ mc ! “
“ sweetieee “
“ answer me love 😾😾😾 “
“ sorry sorry , mammon was speaking to me. “
“ you know , you should stop hanging out with him and instead with me ! 🤗 “
“ but moving on ! i found this adorable pair of boots that would look absolutely gorgeous on you. “
“ ugh ! imagining you in those already makes my heart flutter you’d look so adorable 💕 “
“ mc ! i’ll swing by the house and pick you up get ready in 15 minutes hon , we’re going on a shopping spree. “
“ HEOBDDK SEND ME THE ADDY BABES ‼️ “
“ ILL WALK OVER “
“ NO NO DONT YOU DARE ! “
“ i’ll come pick you up sweetie there’s no way i’m letting you walk here all by yourself ! “
“ what if someone steals you away from me while im not there ? 😾 “
“ alright alright YOU BETTER BE HERE SOON “
“ also you’re spending too much time with satan , the amount of times you’ve used that angry cat emoji is concerning … “
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BEELZEBUB
“ BEEL WRU ? “
“ THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ‼️ “
“ mc ! are you alright ? do you need help ? are you hurt ? “
“ NO NO NONE OF THAT “
“ i’m just extremely tired today and i don’t feel like walking down the long hallway for dinner … “
“ could you come to my room and give me a piggy back ride ? 😁 “
“ oh “
“ thank goodness you’re not hurt. ☺️ “
“ but sure :D i’m omw to your room , hang tight mc. “
“ ilysm 🫶 “
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BELPHEGOR
“ wru ? “
“ my room , why ? “
“ come to the planetarium “
“ the stars are really pretty tonight “
“ they remind me of the celestial realm , where we couldn’t admire our own stars … “
“ but here , i’m able to do one of my favourite activities with everyone , with you. “
“ i told you i forgave you belphie. “
“ please don’t beat yourself up on it anymore. “
“ how did you know ? “
“ you never have enough energy to type this many words 🥱 “
“ also open the door , i think you accidentally locked it. “
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lunarticxenia · 4 years ago
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Red Flags In Synastry
This is my first synastry post, so why not make it a red flags edition! Here we go:
TW: Mentions of Abuse and stalking. 
🚩🚩 Mars Square Pluto: Without a doubt, there is intense sexual attraction with this aspect and there’s intense emotions. However, this aspect if not dealt with properly can turn into a very toxic and/or abusive relationship. It can be extremely dangerous and volatile. Trust me, I’ve had this aspect twice before, and both relationships got very abusive. There are a lot of power struggles here, and the relationship can be filled with drama. Tread with caution. 
🚩🚩 Mars Square Neptune: This tends to be a stalker aspect. The Mars person can get obsessed with the Neptune person. They can also become addicted to each other, and this can be a problem if the relationship turns sour. They could have a hard time leaving each other. The relationship can also be very passive aggressive, and the Mars person can become too much for the Neptune person. (If not a romantic aspect, this can be a stalker synastry aspect)
🚩🚩🚩 Asteroid Dejanira Conjunct Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars and or NN: This is the victim asteroid. If you have yours conjunct any of these planets, look out. You can become their victim, and the relationship can potentially become abusive/toxic. While it might not be full on domestic violence, it can be very toxic. Definitely approach this with caution. I’ve had this before and a friend of mine has as well, and I’ve found it to be true. 
🚩🚩🚩 Mars Square Mars: This aspect increases the possibility of abuse and violence. There can be a lot of fights, and this is labeled as one of the worst synastry aspects. 
🚩 Pluto in the 4H overlay: This can become a very controlling and overdependent relationship if the individuals aren’t careful. It can also be very hard for them to leave, which can become an issue if the relationship gets toxic. If done right, it can create an unbreakable bond and the two can grow together. However, I personally think it’s more trouble than it’s worth. 
🚩 Moon Square Pluto: Yikes. This is a very binding and powerful placement, but it can turn sour so fast. It can lead to obsession, stalking, and/or extreme attachment to each other. It can also indicate emotional abuse (my parents have this and their marriage...yikes). The Pluto person can also find themselves being overwhelmed by the emotional demands of the Moon person. If this aspect is developed and worked through it has the potential to be a life-long bond. 
🚩🚩 Moon Square Moon: This one isn’t abusive or dangerous, it’s just hard. You guys are just never gonna feel like you’re on the same page about anything. There’s a lot of struggles with understanding each other and fulfilling each other’s emotional needs. 
🚩🚩 Moon Square Saturn: The Moon person may struggle with expressing their emotions because of the Saturn’s judgement or criticism. The Moon person may also become overly dependent on the Saturn person for emotional support. I’ve seen this in three charts now, and the relationships have not faired well. 
🚩 Mercury Square Jupiter: The ultimate silent treatment aspect. Whenever the Mercury person pushes the Jupiter person too far, the Jupiter person typically ignores the Mercury person. This also indicates communication issues and couple tends to not address problems as much as they should. 
🚩 Mars Square Saturn: There’s just an unwillingness to compromise and the Mars person can become very controlling over the Saturn person. They’ll choose their pride over fixing the argument. Mars will be like a demanding child and Saturn will be the strict parent. Just a lot of control here; they’re better off as friends. 
The more flags means the harder it is to get past these, and remember just one or two isn’t a deal breaker (unless it’s the ones with three flags). Again, to each their own, these are just my observations! I’ll create a part two soon. :) 
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matan4il · 2 years ago
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I really love how you point out the importance of Buddie choosing to raise Chris together as important LBGTQ representation because it's so close to my heart I need to see it. We never get that kind of representation for gay fathers but also gay men who are not into "gay hook up" culture as it's been labeled in Hollywood. Listen I loved Boys as much as the next and loved seeing a side not always portrayed in the mainstream...
But we never get soft gay boys choosing to start families. Wanting the family life and being like all the other soccer families you know?
Maybe it's easier for writers to portray women that way? I often joked it's because women are more naturally tactile. You can put 2 women best friends together on screen and easily blur the lines where an audience member can take the leap you know. Beaches, Fried Green Tomatoes, heck even Rizzoli and Isles.
But writers haven't seem to be able to Crack the code IMHO with men. It's one of the reasons I don't want a slutty Eddie Era. It's not my story but I don't see the need. Eddie is soft for 2 people in the world. Evan and Christopher. Can't I just have that you know??
And let me backtrack we did get Schitts Creek, but I think we can all agree that was an exception to the rules in gay storytelling. Even to the small point that the gay couple got the HEA, the straight couple realized their dreams lied elsewhere, and the straight bestie got to go live their best version of life.
Hopefully that made sense???
Hi Nonnie! Awwww, thank you for the kindness! I’m so happy to hear we’re on the same wavelength when it comes to what I said in this ask reply!
And I agree, there is so much more diversity in the real life queer community than in its reflection on screen. A part of it is not showing enough the more domestic couples, the older-when-coming-out men who don’t go through a phase of reliving the gay version of their adolescence, the ones who aren’t as colorful and who are not looking to party, the ones who want to be partners and parents and not party-goers. And who are still into sex! Just... domesticated sex. This isn’t to say that there’s an issue with any of the queer (especially male) characters that are often being portrayed, but for obvious reasons (they’re perceived as more interesting and drama-inducing), TV and movies tend to favor one over the other, rather than showing us a fuller range of the gay experience with love and acceptance for all. And EVERY kind of queer person deserves to see a reflection of themselves on our screens. And to not be sterilized if domesticated. 911 has done this so well for the lesbians with Henren, I am so hopeful it can do the same for gay men with Buddie, and to give us a breakthrough for queer men with a proper mlm slow burn.
And TBH, I would have actually really loved to see Buck and Eddie, after getting together, not only raising Chris together, but some time after they get together, also choosing to bring another kid into the world as a couple. We were almost gonna see it with Henren, but then the show took a turn with that storyline. The few times when TV and movies do portray queer couples, and especially male ones, as becoming parents, it’s almost always due to circumstances... I think I’ve only ever seen one such couple (on Modern Family) going through adoption, or choosing one of the other ways in which MOST same sex couples in REAL LIFE become parents. Again, that’s just a piece of representation that’s MISSING. It would be amazing to see Buck and Eddie doing THAT. Or Chris getting to be enthusiastic about being an older brother.
Oh man, I still need to watch Schitt’s Creek, I heard only good things about it. I know I’ll love it once I watch it. But from what I’ve gathered, they didn’t get to the stage of parenthood on the show, right? So yeah, they got to be soft and domestic, but not start on that next stage of building a family together?
You made perfect sense, lovely! I hope I did too. Thank you so much for this and have a great day! As always, here’s my ask tag. xoxox
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