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Okay alright I'm tired of giving more children to Bruce Wayne I think we need to start taking some away
Tim getting kidnapped (but in a way they don't announce Tim Drake-Wayne as missing??) and is given Something that induces amnesia but he escapes or maybe just literally wanders away but like he's in the middle of Ohio and he's walking down the road unsure of his own name or where he is and a weird looking camper pills over and a large man leans out the window and says “you doing alright there, sonny?”
And he doesn't really know so he sorta shrugs so they pick him up and the man introduces himself as Jack and this is his wife Maddie and their two kids Danny and Jazz and they're just heading back from a camping trip and they can take him into town (Amity?) and take him down to the station and help him get things figured out
The police take his picture and upload it to a ��found” database or smth but there's no active or recent cases in Ohio for missing persons (or teenagers) matching his description
(But also, Amity is pretty disconnected from the rest of the world digitally. They mind their business. Sure they run this boy's face in the newspaper and let the neighboring precincts about him but there's not much more they can do until this kid gets some memories back)
So he goes to stay with Jack and Maddie (idk how i don’t care about LAWS) while they wait to see if they get any hits or until he gets some memories back and they register him under Alvin (“hmm maybe... Tom? No, definitely not. Caroline? Alvin? That sounds the best I guess”) Fenton at the local high school so he can keep getting an education (and Alvin isn’t sure why, but this sort of feels like a waste of time, he already knows all this math stuff and why would he want to read Of Mice and Men he’s pretty sure someone told him John Steinbeck was a hack. Or maybe not. He can’t remember) but it’s simple enough and he likes the Fentons even if they keep trying to convince him ghosts are real
And maybe they are. Actually. Real that is. He saw one the other day and had to double check if knowing ghosts were real is a common knowledge thing that he forgot of if he never knew in the first place. Jazz tells him that ghosts are pretty much an Amity specific thing but that they appear other places and then Jack and Maddie set him down and give him the entire history of ghosts that night and then show him their lab which is pretty cool
And maybe he accidentally suplexed someone who startled him in the halls on his first day and also fell asleep in science,but give him a break! he’s going through a lot right now
But his new brother roommate friend? Is helping him adjust at school by telling him who to avoid and what not to eat from the cafeteria and Jazz is in most of his classes but also he’s not sure why they’re trying to act all sneaky about this Inviso-Bill/vigilante situation because like. That’s clearly just Danny with white hair? He looks the exact same? Also he literally saw Danny walk through the bathroom door last week if it wasn’t obvious enough.
So Tim really isn’t expecting Danny to be surprised that he picked up a thermos that Phantom dropped when he and his friends ran off to fight another ghost
#ted talks#dc x dp#dp x dc#idk which is what we use...#tim drake#danny phantom#anyways maddie and jack are his parents now :)#i also want you to imagine someone finally tracking tim down and they’re like#”your dad is looking for you!” and tim is like “jack??” and they’re like “uh no jack is dead”#and tim is like “JACK IS DEAD!?”#“tim we've been looking for you everywhere!!”#“who's tim????”#anyways they have to get an antidote to actually reverse the effects of the amnesia probably#who else do we randomly give to bruce???#peter parker???#lets give jason to tony stark#im sure they'll have fun#cass can go live with peter and aunt may :)#billy batson has no parents#maybe he should adopt bruce#really twist things up
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dndads Kelsey grammar really is the character of all time. She’s a teacher. She’s a boxer. She’s a gambling addict. She’s a plagiarist. She once had sex so bad she counted it as -1 on her body count then proceeded to join a bowling team with the guy. She loves crime shows. She has weight in all the right places (which is everywhere). She is a safe haven for teens who are not bisexual because that hasn’t been invented yet. She made a deal with an eldritch horror to help her with her encyclopedias. She even has vaguely homoerotic tension with a robot. What can’t she do?
#“She has weight in all the right places- which is everywhere” rewired something in my brain#Matt really has a knack for making characters that just completely undo my body image issues#he consistently says “yeah they’re fat! And they’re hot as hell! What’re you gonna do about it?” and we love him for it#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3#kelsey grammar dndads#dndads#the peachyville horror#peachyville spoilers
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The guide fweheuhuieheueuhehehhehehiheh
#isat#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#isat bonnie#in recipes and repetition#randomized isatswap au#They aren’t canon in IRAR as far as I’m sure but i’ve seen them tagged with it so just in case…#headcanon is that when they are big brain thinking really hard their four chest dots spin like a loading screen#Like I imagine them and bonnie having a serious talk about allat jazz with wishcraft and the king and why they’re stuck and blehblehbleh#And then bonnie just points at their chest in the middle of the conversation and is like “why is your tummy rotating” -_-#Also i just love their design a lot like the dots are from the shirt and the flaring wrist from where the bracelet used to be…#And also tail. Tail = peak loop design instantly#And also also the tail looks like somethin between a red giant and a black hole whICH IS ALSO WHAT THE HEAD LOOKS LIKE RAHHHHHH#i dont wanna yap on but i love this design so much its so bonnie and it just makes sense everywhere#yehheheh#my art
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Bruce Wayne dies, and like a prayer, Jason Todd returns to Gotham. Always too late.
He never followed his plans or became Red Hood, instead finishing his schooling and traveling for a while with Talia to stay in shape. He and Damian on and off text or call, but they both know the other is living the way they need to. They’ll always be there, but sometimes you need your own space to figure out what you really want.
When Dick takes up the mantle and Damian becomes Robin, Jason takes a posting at Gotham University and rents an apartment in the alley. Damian comes to visit and Jason tells him stories, as many as he can remember. The kid wanted to know his Dad, after all.
They don’t tell the others. Instead, grieving the loss of their Father together. When Jason came back to Gotham he expected anger. Now he just feels lost.
It’s completely on accident that Dick learns his identity. He gets a call one night from Damian, not panicked but alert. He’s calling for backup because Batman was shot.
Jason has the two of them in the back of a stolen car and makes it all the way past the security of the Batcave before he really comes to his senses. It’s a bit of a clusterfuck after that, between Alfred and Leslie trying to prioritize Dick while interrogating the imposter until they’re satisfied he’s just Jason. Their Jason.
And maybe it gets a little better. Jason has to go out as Batman until Dick’s back on his feet, so he and Damian patrol together and come home to Alfred and Dick. He goes to see Babs at the Clocktower and she introduces him to his sister, Cass, one of the few people Damian speaks highly of.
It’s different, and weird, and he and Dick have a couple of fights. But it could be worse. Slowly but surely, they figure things out. Try to move on.
And then Tim comes home and like a prayer, Bruce Wayne is alive again. Always too late.
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#batfam#damian wayne#batfamily#nightwing#cassandra cain#jason making damian dinner and telling stories from his time as robin while looking into the young face of his dead dad#damian whose father is dead everywhere except in the mirror#tim who has no clue jason is alive and how much his family has changed while he was away#jason and tim barely missing each other in the league because jason went home the same day tim left#dick trying to stand in for his dad and getting back the one thing Batman lost. his son.#dick and jason actually having to figure out how to be brothers. sharing the mantle of batman. training damian together.#co-parenting your brother with your brother.#cass and jason talking about the league. she knows he’s killed and that he’s mostly out of the game. he’s just lost. doesn’t know how to#move on. whether he wants to be a vigilante again. they can stick to no killing but he says mortal danger begets mortal consequences.#he’s not dying or letting others die if lethal action will prevent it. they talk for hours. little is solved but they’re resolved to figure#it out. tim comes home and doesn’t recognize his family anymore. jason has damian on a truce with him but can’t look him in the eyes.#bruce comes home to the son he thought he lost. both baffled at what to do now.#shock? rage? grief? tim and bruce convinced there’s an imposter that had taken over their family in their absence#jason saying they literally just saw ra’s and why they didn’t ask him then. he can call him back up if they need more proof.#bruce “coming back from the dead” seeing his dead son walking around alive and thinking maybe he really is dead#and what a werid afterlife this is shaping up to be.#tim crashes out. at everyone. jason and damian fight back. does it solve anything? not really#do they need to get it out of their system? absolutely#when stephanie comes back tim looses it for real. jason just fist bumps her.#batsiblings
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Quick appreciation of the slightly cursed renders in the GBA manuals for the sims: bustin’ out & the urbz.
Anyways, did you know? The handbooks for the first two handheld Sims games has some unique descriptions for many of the characters!
These are the ‘Meet Your Neighbors’ pages of of The Sims: Bustin’ Out (GBA) and The Urbz: Sims in the City (GBA & DS) in the official game manuals.
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[page 1]
MEET YOUR SIMVALLEY NEIGHBORS For a small town, SimValley has a lot of colorful characters for your Sim to get acquainted with. This section gives you a peak at just a few of the people who populate your Sim’s new home town.
Dusty Hogg - This bad boy biker plays by his own rules. While rumors around town state that he still lives with his parents, we don’t recommend you tease him about that—or anything else.
Mad Willy Hurtzya - Mad Willy knows a thing or two about going 10 rounds. Quick to solve a problem by applying his fists, he's definitely more of a fighter than a lover
Eddie Renalin - Although some Sims say that Eddie used to be a skinny twerp of a kid, those allegations have never been proven. Though short on smarts, these days Eddie's the biggest and strongest guy around town.
Bucki Brock - Bucki is a straight shooter who was born and raised right in the Valley. This is one girl who knows a cow from a steer and that's no bull.
Daddy Bigbucks - Daddy is sure enough a big spender. Your Sim will want to keep on his god side a to ensure they're near the drainpipe should any of that wealth trickle down.
Det. Dan D. Mann - Detective Dan D. Mann is the police presence in SimValley. He prides himself on keeping the SimValley streets safe and boasts that jaywalking is down 25% since he took on the beat.
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O. Phil McClean - While O. Phil McClean isn’t the friendliest fisherman your Sim will ever meet, he does know the best spots for reeling in the biggest fish. If your Sim can get to know this crusty angler, he might tell them just what he’s using for bait.
Ephram Earl - This otherworldly neighbor is very familiar with things that go bump in the night. A bit on the loony side, this ghost can still give your Sim some of the worldly belongings that he no longer needs.
Misty Waters - Misty is responsible for keeping swimming Sims from expiring in the watery deep. She prides herself on staying fit, all the better to save lives and look good in her work uniform... a swimsuit.
Chet R. Chase - No hoity-toity, fancy French cooking for Chet R. Chase. A SimValley native, Chet serves up a tasty plate o' vittles that’s pure down home cooking.
Olde Salty - Olde Salty is the SimValley fish monger. He's a grumpy old sailor so ye'd best be wary of what ye say!
Nicki Knack - This SimValley old timer has made it her business to put her nose in everyone else's. A devoted collector of this and that, Nicki really might have a use for some of the items your Sim can't use.
Uncle Hayseed - Thanks to Uncle Hayseed’s generous invitation to come and spend the summer in SimValley, your Sim has a chance to enjoy the slower-paced life of country livin’ at its finest.
[Page 3]
Giuseppi Mezzoalto - Some Sims are suspicious of this Giuseppi and think that he sometimes uses his van for moving people's things—whether he hired or not, But when it's time to relocate, his big, roomy van does the trick for toting a Sim’s possessions across town.
In addition to this cast of characters, there are many more Sims around town who can become friends, roommates, or more!
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Darius - King of the Streeties, Darius has moves on the court and is a straight shooter when it comes to darts. He can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his hotdogs.
Kris Thistle - Kris Thistle is King Tower's janitor. Outgoing, with a touch of attitude, she's more at home in her darkroom than behind a mop.
Daddy Bigbucks - Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—this cat is definitely up to something.
Polly Nomial - Queen of the Nerdies and Associate Professor at the university, Polly is one smart cookie. If you're lucky, she might show you her vintage dictionary collection.
Roxanna Moxie - Flamboyant and fearless, Roxanna Moxie is the Carnival ringmaster and Queen of the Artsies. Fond of the bizarre, she counts the founding of the carnival's first freak show among her greatest achievements.
Luthor L Bigbucks III - Luthor is son and heir to Daddy Bigbucks' financial empire. A jetsetter and King of the Richies, Luthor walks the walk, but didn’t quite inherit his father’s evil streak.
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MEET YOUR NEIGHBORS The city is full of people for your Urb to get acquainted with. This section gives you the rundown on some of the people you'll meet.
Darius - King of the Streeties, Darius can usually be found at his hangout, Club Xizzle. Remember to stay away from his corndogs.
Kris Thistle - The King Tower janitor is outgoing, with a touch of attitude. Kris is more at home in her darkroom than behind a mop.
Daddy Bigbucks - Sim Valley's big spender moved to Miniopolis with plans to buy the entire city! Keep your eyes and ears open—he's definitely up to something.
Futo Maki - This construction worker oversaw the renovation of Splicer Island before it was shut down. Maybe you can put him back to work.
Sharona Faster - Sharona had plans to operate a water taxi to Splicer Island, until Daddy Bigbucks squashed her dream.
Jack I. Deal - This big man used to work for Daddy Bigbucks himself, but now he's got different ideas on how to earn his living.
Busta Cruz - This guy is a born entertainer. He keeps the Urbz amusement levels up.
Downloads to the full manuals can be found in this archive.
#… or you can just google them. they’re pretty easy to find.#sims bustin out#sims gba#sims ds#honestly i love that they did these SO much#i did track down the NGAGE manual and the sims 2 for ds/gba (& sims 2 pets gba) and those don’t have these#(i couldn’t find the sims 2 for psp game manual for some reason?)#the NGAGE manual has a very… different render of uncle hayseed on it#anyways. MAN. that busta cruz description is awful aksjdj#also i think it’s funny that luthor really is called ‘luthor l. bigbucks iii’ everywhere EXCEPT the actual game!#sims handhelds#urbz#urbz handheld#tsq#sims bustin' out#sims bustin' out handheld#gbasims
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i watched wall-e today !!!! it was soo good !!!!
obligatory doodles because !


#happi doodles#wall-e and eve are so emmet and lucy#i’m not even an emmetstyle shipper myself but it’s still quite cute#!!!#ouuuu wall-e ….#walle……#eve lovely eve#honestly really liked MO a lot#imagine being so instantly pissed off at a guy leaving dirt everywhere you just immediately break what you’re supposed to follow#very funny for me#i was very surprised that 1. all the humans were pretty nice and pleasant to walle#Mary wasn’t like ‘augh get away from me ROBOT >:[‘#she was just like ‘oh hi! oh am i in your way? oh sorry!’#they’re so nice and polite i love it so much#i loved all the robots talking so much it made me want to sob so much haauggsvsgwgtdvtwv#i love the transition of live action being the past and then the humans now being animated#showing a dissconnect of people losing their humanity now itsssss soo good#and wall-e. a being not perceived as having humanity within him — bringing it back !!#we love that wahoo !!!#media i love media !!#i’ll stop yapping now i should head off to bed#nighty night all my friends !!
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pros of making your own webcomic include making your oc interact with au versions of characters from your favourite show
#THIS IS A SNEAK PEAK FROM CHAPTER 46#ya i really am shameless when putting rvb characters into my webcomic. they’re everywhere. like an ant infestation#they are sitting on da couch :]
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cyclone happening in hawaii rn btw
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imo home security hotline as a horror game only really works on a second exposure. because like it DOES have really good effective horror beats and themes, at least for me. when you read the entries, so many stress that there is nothing you can do about it and that’s engaging horror! the issue is that the fae theming of the game means the horrors are less “traditional” and thus a lot of the horror is lost in the sheer absurdity of the concept presented like

^ THIS MAN (a rose bush with human feet) ATE MY SON
#some of the calls are REALLY effective especially as you get later in the game#like the memory wisp call is Haunting#but it’s hard to focus on that when they’re like ‘yeah sorry you’ve got a gnome. yeah he’s just gonna throw dirt everywhere. sorry’#it’s a fun game all the way through don’t misinterpret! but it’s just… not a good *horror* game if you feel me#not until you’re immersed enough in the universe for it to escape absurdity
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It makes sense that the HTTYD Vikings wouldn’t know this while they were fighting for their lives against Furious’ forces but….Furious declared war on ALL of humanity right?? Did he just start with the Vikings and the Americas have no fucking clue what might be about to hit them? Is everyone else just chilling or did HTTYD become an alternate history series off screen while dragons stole Visigoth valour and fridged the Roman Empire hundreds of years earlier? Aka were their multiple fronts to the red rage that attacked other human societies or did Furious pile all of his forces on the Vikings? Is this a post apocalypse novel set in America where secretly the rest of the world is totally fine and the Americans don’t know?
#bc like…Hiccup is the biggest threat to the cause thus the Vikings are Top Priority™️ to the red rage#but also like the Romans were shown to be pretty fucking awful and low key worse then a lot of the Vikings towards dragons so we’re they#really just left alone the whole time??#also..the world big and that means many humans many dragons#Is it realistic to think Furious could both rally ALL dragons everywhere to this but also convince dragons who had suffered at the hands of#non Viking humans to go attack these strangers first rather then getting direct revenge??#so it’s honestly possible that the Roman Empire dragons all had an uprising sparked by Furious’ movement and encouragement and just fucking#killed all the Romans or something#also like?? how are the northern wanderers doing during this bc they’re like the chill humans canonically but I don’t think furious cares#im guessing they’re all low priority#httyd books#httyd book spoilers#the dragon furious#I genuinely can’t remember if the Romans are brought up at all in the later books#shut up Flynn#not sw#these tags are a mess
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Glisten save me…Glisten…save me (WIP)
#I am so slow at making things but I just really like how he looks here#but everything I make…#everything i’ve been doing lately…#its all dandys world flavor#which is probably why so many FUCKING FICTIVES ARE POPPING UP LIKE DAISIES#i’m rambling#They’re everywhere#our Rodger alter has not left the front since the second he formed somehow#i miss lambert#but Cosmo is my new bestie in crimes now so it’s pretty chill#He also…has not left#life is great#i think#weve gotten our partner just as addicted to dandys#i fucking love dandys world man#mel talks#current wip#its just a silly comic with no real dialogue me thinks yet#i like to yap alot
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if you pray!! pray for the wildfires in SC and NC please <3
#cause wow they’re getting worse#my friend evacuated today#they’re voluntary evacuations rn#but the smoke is over my house and i’m 45 minutes from them so air quality is just really bad everywhere too#they suck and i’m scared#my beautiful state park#silverposting
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Low self esteem? Solution: draw yourself
#galaxytoons#I don’t know why my legs are like that#it’s like I have a weekly subscription to Leg Injury: You Don’t Know Where It Came From#I really like my shark shorts#I’m wearing them as I speak#I’d wear them everywhere but they’re unfortunately pajamas#art#drawing#doodle#silly
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#festive kitties 🎄#they’re on Santa’s nice light for sure 💝#neither of my cats destroy christmas trees but my girl (2nd pic) is obsessed with sleeping under it 🥺#melts my heart everytime… she really is my biggest gift 🥰🎁#sometimes we would look for her everywhere and shes under that damn tree day & night haha#cats#cute#festive#december#christmas tree#decor#holidays#interiors#adorable#cosy#warm#soft#lovely#christmas#kitty#cozy#nap#fluffy#black cats
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we met in a dream
a world slipped through the seams
i don’t want to go
i don’t want to leave
happy (late) 4/04!
#yiik#yiik iv#tripposting#michael k#nameless child#alison eggleston#allison ? one L or 2. vote now on your phones#im so obsessed w the iv screenshot of them sitting under the tree so i wanted to draw something really nice around that 😭❤️#they’re my favorite weird boy x weird girl couple ❤️#fanart#ezcatart#artists on tumblr#I uploaded this on twt ONE MINUTE before 4/04 so i was too late everywhere else forgive me 💔
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That sex scene. More like making love scene.
I don’t even have the words. It was incredible.
So beautifully shot and edited. Great song choice. I must look up that song at some point. Really good.
Passionate, sensual but so respectful all at the same time. I just absolutely love that this show’s creator refuses to play WLW intimacy to the male gaze. I feel it was a very conscious choice for them to write and direct it this way. Especially considering there’s no shortage of nudity, swearing or violence this season.
Dom and Kat’s physical and emotional chemistry is off the fucking charts. They really did look into each other. Maybe they were. Who knows? But I wouldn’t want to take away from the acting performances by believing that. But yeah, it definitely seemed very real. Choreographed or not - they really went with the flow.
Also, it was definitely due. Especially if they hadn’t seen each other for over 18 months. I mean jesus… I’d be ready to jump my lover’s bones immediately even if everybody else was missing in my life… not knowing whether they were alive or dead. Least I still had the person I’ve chosen to spend the rest of my life with.
But yeah, that was really well done. Good job guys!
And thank you, Emily Andras, for this representation.
True raw representation of WLW intimacy.
#wynonna earp#friends in low places#waverly earp#dominique provost chalkley#nicole haught#katherine barrell#wayhaught#love scene#no male gaze#beautifully done#these guys use everywhere but their own bedroom#but then if everyone is missing I guess it doesn’t really matter#but let’s get them their own place if they’re getting married
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