#they’re Italian in that one

[imakatperson22]

I got this idea from a mlm romance novel I read but hear me out:

Eddie stops by at Tia Pepa’s while Abuela is staying with her visiting LA. He just came by really quick to drop something off or maybe pick something up that he left there.

While he’s in the house, he can overhear Abuela on the phone with someone in the next room saying things like…

“Make sure you go down to that place on Century to get the masa harina not the stuff in the grocery store…”

And

“Let the mole simmer maybe 20 minutes?”

And

“This is why grandmothers always want their grandsons to marry someone nice. Someone to look after them and make them good food. They usually can’t do it for themselves. You’ll make him some nice tamales!”

And Eddie doesn’t think anything of it, probably just Abuela giving some young girl from church advice… until he gets home. Buck is in the kitchen with Chris and there’s tamales in a steamer basket and Eddie realizes Abuela was on the phone with Buck and she was telling him how to make tamales.

That’s when it hits him like a freight train.

[ineffablelarents]

“How was Lewis’s lap, Nico?“

“Phenomenal. Truly a super-lap for Lewis”

MY PARENTS 😭😭😭😭

[hanakihan]

my favorite avengers in their natural habitat

[twinstxrs]

thinking about kageyama’s “it’s the setter’s job to break the wall in front of the spiker” in reference to how kenma sponsoring hinata while he’s in brazil and onwards is effectively doing that on a financial level. once a setter always a setter.

[bimbosupreme]

I’ve been playing…pizza tower…

(adding a tag I saw that made me burst laughing) “MAMA MIA LIMBO WE’RE REALLY IN IT NOW”

[peaches2217]

Fuck it! We’re writing the overindulgent brotherly angst/comfort.

EDIT FOR POSTERITY: This WIP was completed and published! Read it here!

[httpiastri]

papaya debrief 🙏 god how is he even real

[itsamenickname]

I don’t know if this has been done or not, but one Bowuigi headcanon I’ve thought about and love is the idea of Bowser asking Luigi to teach him some Italian words/phrases because he wants to know Luigi better and just absolutely loves to see Luigi get so excited about teaching him stuff.

Plus, whenever he and Mario have one of their ridiculous, yet really funny, arguments, it’s always fun for Bowser to see the red plumber’s reaction when he learns that Bowser not only actually understood what he said but also made a relevant snarky comeback.

[sugarsnappeases]

thank you for the tag @fxreflyes this is so cute, except the format is trying to hinder my propensity to ramble, so i’ve rectified this in the tags lmao

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

no pressure tags for @static-radio-ao3 @inevitablestars @itsjaywalkers @carniferous @orbitfalls @transsexualpriest @futurequibblerjournalist <333

[dark-elf-writes]

Lambo, five years old and taken away from his big brother for the first time: I think the fuck not

I mean he might be six now at this point

But you raise a brilliant point.

Lambo I-Pin and Futa who keep breaking into UA and causing chaos because they were separated from their Tsuna-nii and cannot let that shit stand. Tsuna figuring it will be just like Nami Middle where he has to miss class to take the kids home. Aizawa telling him to sit back down and teaching the class with a dazzled I-Pin on his hip while Lambo is in the sleeping bag and Futa is sitting at his desk happily kicking his legs in the too big chair and waving at his siblings whenever they look his way.

[raceweek]

one thing about me is that im eating the fuck out of motorsport guess who content. i could want the team liquidated irl but i’ll see one of these thumbnails and im seated

[noctilionoidea]

the hardest part about wanting to learn about ancient history and folklore/mythology of European countries (especially in America) is that it can be so hard to get away from the racist weirdos. No dumbfuck, I didn’t want to go to newgrange to “get in touch with my Irish heritage”, I went because I stumbled across a book of Irish folktales and history when I was five and it was a formative memory. You’re “obsessed” with Ancient Rome but cant even make sense of why the art would become less realistic when it moves into a different material and becomes a FUCKING FAMOUS STYLE OF CHRISTIAN ART. You don’t know shit about polychromy. You’re obsessed with the Vikings but you’ve never spoken to a Scandinavian in real life. You don’t even know where celts originated from. Get the fuck out of here man. God forbid you hear reconstructed ancient or even traditional Greek music.

[filthforfriends]

I know that we mustn't judge people by the meme pages they follow but couldn't help feel a little weird about damiano following a meme page making misogynistic and fatphobic jokes some of them even homophobic... I usually dont go through anyone's following list but i was trying to find the page of a Japanese artist that Damiano used to share posts onto his story from, a few years ago. I stumbled upon this meme page instead.

No, no. In this house we absolutely judge people by the meme pages they follow. Especially on their public, professionally curated, extremely popular insta.

Anon, I was fully ready to go spelunking for you. I scrolled to the very bottom to see what garbage he liked at age 16 which was totally unnecessary. Because he just recently followed ravidememe! Who posts some stuff like this:

But a whole lot of mainstream misogynistic, toxic, and woefully unoriginal shit like this:

And occasionally something truly abhorrent like a Napalm joke.

Apologies for the google translate. The page is Italian so I’m sure I’m missing a lot of problematic cultural references too. But this one I got:

“Milanese women” = women from Milan. Damiano’s ex of 6 years is from Milan and moved to Rome to be with him.

P.S. I will only respond to claims that this is solely the translations fault if you can give me a thorough explanation for each instance.

[lewierre]

i guarantee you most offline tifosi just want ferrari to win they don’t care who’s driving it

[absinthefog]

An underrated duo

[numberonechoptopfan]

“he’ll do your ass like dishes!!!”

~luigi motherfucking largo 😡🔪🩸🕺🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹