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Leverage crossovers have the potential to be the ultimate fixit for any fandom.
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If Fairies are real and present in my area than I’m not making it bro
#fairies#faerie#fae folk#fae#fair folk#they’d win#I do not stand a chance against their riddles#their machinations are too much
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time travel au where a post-pidw shen qingqiu somehow travels back in time (either through death, the magic that still remains in yqy’s sword, etc.) to when he was the head disciple of qing jing peak.
of course, being able to travel back in time doesn’t come without a heavy price and in this case, shen qingqiu ends up having to give up the ability to feel emotions as an equivalent exchange to being brought back to the past.
shen qingqiu of course thinks this is the greatest gift that he’s ever been given and quickly moves on with his life. everyone else (read: yue qingyuan, liu qingge, etc.) on the other hand, is appropriately freaked out by this new version of shen qingqiu who just doesn’t seem to care anymore about anything or anyone.
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#proud immortal demon way#pidw#time travel au#mxtx svsss#mxtx rzfzx#this was inspired by a manhwa that i’m currently reading#it’s called ‘helena: master of the guardian stone’ where the mc gives up feeling emotions towards people except for one person#in this au sqq is winning the idgaf war while everyone else is losing badly#you would think they’d be happy that sqq doesn’t care but noooo it’s the fact that sqq doesn’t care is what gets to them the most#surprisingly they want their misanthropic coworker over the empty shell of a man that was left behind#sj is happy that he’s no longer burdened by his feelings#everyone else would rather he get his feelings back because they’re terrified of this new version of him#cang qiong mountain sect#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords
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kacchan getting jealous that izuku is starry eyed over someone else and izuku giggling knowingly oh my GOD
#bakudeku#bkdk#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#I thought they’d ham up kacchan’s jealousy but instead they hammed up izuku’s fondness I always win I’m so happy#bkdk is real bkdk is love#you just know if the roles were reversed Izuku would unleash his inner rage alpha and start black whipping all over the place#but here he is just like teeeheheeehe yeah :)
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In the whole “what would the Starks do if Jon’s parentage ever came to light” debate, the most interesting figure to me is Robb Stark. Ned is already caught between a rock and a hard place: duty and love to both his king and his sister’s son, though he already committed treason once to save Lyanna’s boy. Catelyn the embodiment of the Tully words, “family, duty, honor”, is fiercely loyal to her husband and children - but not to Jon. So if she was ever put in a position to choose, it’s obvious what she would do. Then there’s Robb. He’s his father’s heir, his mother’s pride. He’s named after Robert Baratheon, the ruling king of the seven kingdoms, as a testament to his father’s upbringing and love for his friend. But Jon is his brother; his best friend; his greatest companion. Where Ned’s choice would leave him conflicted, Robb doesn’t share the same loyalty to the king. So when forced to fight for the crown or his brother’s life, he’d obviously choose his brother. Which would be an interesting twist of fate. Ned and Robert rebelled for their lives many years prior. How interesting it would be for the boy who bears Robert’s name and the boy who bears Ned’s face to rise in rebellion again.
#robert and ned were raised as equals#but jon and robb were not - jon received a lordling’s education and was raised in a castle#but he’s a bastard! he was never robb’s equal in truth and the best he could hope to be is a bannerman to his brother#and robb knew that!#so id like to see how weird the situation would be if robb’s bastard brother turned out to be his king 👀#everyone always talks about what if jon went south to become robb’s advisor#but yall what if it was the other way around- robb winning wars to defend his brother’s claim on the throne#ah love a good what if 😭#asoiaf#jon snow#robb stark#jon and robb the greatest duo to ever duo like!!! they’d put ned and robert to shame and that’s the T#for starters Jon would actually be a competent king andjsnajzbssj#always funny seeing people place robb in other people’s claims for the throne like my friends?!#that boy will fight the whole world for his bro don’t even joke about that
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Sam Vimes, you absolute legend. Assassins Guild has his price set at $600,000 in a world where one person could live modestly on $30 a month. I believe, on the Roundworld, that’d be comparable to John Wick’s highest bounty of $40 million.
However unlike in John Wick, that’s still not enough for anyone to make the attempt.
#Sam vimes#the fifth elephant#discworld#John wick#I’m not saying Sam Vimes is more badass than John Wick#I’m saying Discworld assassins are faster learners than Roundworld’s#who would win in a fight?#they wouldn’t fight#they’d chill over cigars and maybe show pics of their kid/dog#gnu terry pratchett
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The thing I love about Pearl in the Life series is that she delights in the game of it. Not in the same way others might, but you can see her having fun constantly. She knows it’s all a game, that she’s being watched, and she plays it like a champ. Pearl got the last boogey kill in Last Life, one that was ultimately pointless but it was flashy and she’d planned it for so long that she never regretted it. Pearl effectively gave the group one more enemy and she giggled about it. I mean, even in Double Life where she was very lonely and hurting, she laughed when people were scared of her antics. She played up the “harbinger of doom” thing, you can just hear a big smile on her face when anyone else runs from her in fear. Pearl was in Evo too, she knows about the Watchers, she’s probably somewhat aware they’re behind the Life games, so she makes hers a game worth watching
#life series#pearlescentmoon#llsmp#dlsmp#limlife smp#like she has so much fun with whatever she does in this#Martyn was clearly playing the game in limlife but she’s always been playing the game#she’s always been playing to win#I think honestly if it was her and Scott in the final 2 in last life she would kill him#she’d feel bad abt it but she’d do it#same with limlife. if it had been her and bigb I think they’d have had an honorable duel#or she’d like Sparta kick him off their tower#she plays to win
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I’m curious about the overlap that must exist between Call of Duty and House of Ashes, or more specifically Ghoap and Salim shippers—two military dudes with the initials J and S bond during a dangerous event that could’ve killed either of them while displaying a startling amount of chemistry between the two of them, resulting in their ship being the most popular in the fandom.
#I think Ghostsoap would wipe the floor in pretty much any competition between the two ships though lol#from which is more popular to who would win in a physical fight#Like if you put Jalim in CoD they would die but if you put Ghostsoap with the vampires they’d probably be fine#but I also think both ships carry their respective games character-wise#Salim and Jason’s interactions were the best part of HoA#as were Ghost and Soap’s in MWII#I still have a partially completed Jalim WIP from like 3 years ago too#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#call of duty#cod#jason kolchek#salim othman#jalim#jason x salim#house of ashes#the dark pictures anthology#lemonwrap’s misc tag
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Dean should have been the new new Bobby… I’ll kill myself
#also running at auto shop/junkyard like… the cover is already built in#but I mean he is constantly being shown taking care of kids and clicking with them even if he claims Sam is better at talking..#I think he is way too fucked up to intentionally father a child let alone find someone to want to do that with..#but I do think he would take in kids who have lost people… Hunter next gen… the boys home episode is so fucking sad..#he is The Caretaker even when he tries to avoid it… teaches..#how to drive… how to shoot.. how to play poker and win..#Garth semi retires anyway… though I love Garth…#I’m not even at the finale but getting so mad about it#I get if he didn’t make it to his 80s but at least 50s… maybe… i just want him to know his nephew even for a moment..#again… I don’t think he would father kids but I think they’d be named after Bobby and Charlie if were following Harry Potter rules…#dean winchester#supernatural
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Epic Athena would beat up PJO Athena
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#epic the musical#percy jackson and the olympians#epic athena#pjo athena#they’d brawl#and epic athena would win#because she’s better
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A fact I think many highhorsers (which, love a high horse, love generalizations, love dramatic hyperbole, love a bit of godkilling ambition, do not let me stop you) have underrated is that the gods are not weighing Kill Their Siblings vs Kill Their Children. The “deaths” on menu are wildly different! One is an oblivion, a total absence of being, true death as promised even for a god. Meanwhile the other is fear, yes, and unspeakable pain, but then transmogrification. There’s an afterlife on tap for one group but not the other. If I had to choose between throwing my siblings into the black hole of nothingness that has terrorized us since we first learned what terror was…. or shifting a bunch of our beautiful creations messily from one state of existence to another—
I think I’d make the same choice. It’s not about who’s worth more, it’s that they’re two incomparable types of destruction.
#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#critical role#exu downfall#if you take a picture of an oil painting upload it to the cloud and then burn the painting#well the painting still exists in some form but it will never be what it was#if it was half finished it will stay half finished forever#the grain of the photo the shadows those all remain#but the echos of the painting linger on!#it’s still there it’s just different a little frozen a little warped by transition#but if you burn a painting and then delete every picture of it#and kill everyone who ever saw it#did it even exist at all?#the gods are kind of traumatized and the gods are greedy#they want to keep everything their cursed sibling paintings that need to be locked in lead vaults#the fifty hard drives of pictures of everything that ever was and ever will be#letting their children die hurts them but it doesn’t erase them#not like killing the gods would#they really hoped they’d be able to keep everything they so truely hoped they could win
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The way fans on the st sub are almost all in agreement Nancy ending up with neither Jon nor Steve wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, and how they can even come up with a sleuth of reasons as to why, honestly pretty valid and fair reasons, but then are absolutely gobsmacked when fans merely speculate something along those lines for El is, quite something.
#el hopper#byler#platonic elmike#stranger things#this is coming from someone who ADORED mileven in s1-2#I literally skipped all of s2 in my rewatch before s3 aired bc I just wanted to see their reunion#then s3 happened#and I was confused at#A LOT of ppl are#and anyone coming to voice that confusion is ran off Reddit like they’re committing a crime#like would it hurt y’all to have some of the same common sense you have for el like you do with Nancy#??#I am more jancy leaning but also I just feel like it’s certain stancy ain’t happening#but I’m also not totally against Nancy wanting to be on her own for a while#maybe they’d imply jancy Will find their way back to each other#maybe they’re teamed up in s5 and wait until the very end to cement that certainty for each other#but I would not hate their stories if Nancy and Jon decided to live their own lives#FOR THEMSELVES#Nancy doing what she wants and loves#Jonathan doing what he wants instead of just doing stuff that helps people around him#and I’m not going to even get into the reasons why el and mike would benefit from living for themselves outside of their relationship#the attachment to the ship is stronger than any sort of attachment to the character#and when the things keeping them together are not strong to begin with…#that attachment is doomed and hard to watch and enjoy like idgi at all#also; all the pro-ronance comments on there getting like 30+ likes??#go ronance I guess??!??#idk if it’s because they think byler actually has a serious possibility while ronance has less build up#so they can sort of play with that idea without actually having to take it seriously…#at least ronance has a positive audience on there#a win is a win I guess 😭🫡
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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…
#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war#and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him#atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be#travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with#her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war#so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either#but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know#jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone#but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord#also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway#so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet#she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him#but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived#the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister#for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite#rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his#smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him#not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying#man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a#potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a#lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn#and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as#now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield#one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies#with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT
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My dream teams 🫶
#trafficblr#MY VISION u see:#the drama queens was originally without Ren but I think he belongs there#the haters is self explanatory I feel#then I went and put all the supposedly chill people in one team#you’d think they’d be normal but they’re actually worse off than everyone else#Grian and impulse I imagine would be trying to ally with everyone else and then just shrug I guess we’re sticking together#and then they have the most brutal of strategies to undermine every other players chances of winning#bdubs and Jimmy would either be the most pleasant duo on this server or the worst to deal with#either they hate each other at the start and they grow to become friendly#or they more good friends at the start and the. grow incredibly against each other until one of them kills the other#and then Martyn and Scar who would do so much lore together and would be worse than the big dogs of last season#bc they enable the non pg-13 content in a sick and twisted yes and /j
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[Poll Suggested by: Anonymous]
#linked universe#character poll#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu time#lu wind#lu twilight#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wild#not including four cause like cmon now he’d win in a landslide#or wind cause like he IS a child#I mean I get you coukd argue for like younger kid clothing but where’s the fun in that#I think leg and wild are good contenders#tbeyre both kinda small and thin that they coukd maybe squeeze into their baggier clothes#I’d say Hyrule too but he gives me the vibes that he went from 🤏 to thin and gangly#like coukd maybe get them on but they’d be too short on the arms and legs#I wasn’t sure if it was worth including time given he’s so large™️ for a link but like technically he had the body of a 16 year old at age 9#so like does that count as childhood or not/j
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