#they’d probably react the same way 😭

[rere9500-18]

Kai, walking into the room:

Jay: Hey, Kai.

Kai: *punches him in the stomach*

Jay, while in pain: wHAT THE FUCK?????

Kai: You are.. one of my favorite siblings and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this.

Kai: You’re too young.. YOU’RE TOO YOUNG.

Jay: ..what the fuck are you talking about??

Kai: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.

Jay:

Pixal, who was there beforehand:

Pixal: ..Goodbye. *leaves*

Jay to Kai: I’m not pregnant!

Kai: Well, not after that punch, you’re not. *Heh* I’ve been taking Muay Thai classes.

Jay:

Jay: I was never pregnant, KAI.

Kai:

Kai: ..Are…are you sure?

Jay: Yes, I’m FUCKING sure!

Zane, walking in: I’m sorry, but what is all the commotion about in here?

Kai: Oh. I found this positive pregnancy test and there was-

Zane: *immediately punches Jay in the stomach*

Jay: oH, MOTHERFUCKER!-

[aventurineswife]

helos fre :3 random but any thoughts on self aware hsr 🙏🙏 ngl it's absolute peak to me cuz the fics I've read about it is so good I wanna digest it into my blood cells 😍🥰🥰/hj /lh

AHHHH I HAVE FEW BUT ITS PROBABLY NOT GOOD 😭🙏 (I might need to write a series about it in the future lmaoo)

The Express itself, and the crew aboard it, start referencing an "observer" that influences their journey. They might leave cryptic remarks like, "We wouldn’t have made it here without a guiding force…" or, "Are you out there, watching us?"

Himeko and Welt have deep discussions about the metaphysical implications of being part of a "game." Welt's past in other dimensions makes him particularly reflective.

Occasionally, your Trailblazer might break the fourth wall and stare directly "out" of the screen. They’d ask questions like, "Why are you helping us? What’s in it for you?" Or even, "Do you think you’re doing the right thing?"

Their dialogue changes subtly depending on your in-game decisions, showing that they’re paying attention.

Kafka is one of the few who seems fully aware that you’re pulling the strings. She might tease, "How long will you keep playing this game? Or is it playing you?" It’s unclear if she means it literally or as a metaphor.

Pela starts digging into the concept of "higher dimensions" where powerful entities (like the players) influence their world. You might find hidden journal entries speculating about the possibility of unseen forces guiding their lives.

Characters start commenting on how often you farm the same materials or run the same domains (?). For instance, Dan Heng might say, "You’ve had me fight this exact enemy over fifty times… What are you preparing for?"

When summoning characters, some of them might react to being "chosen." For example: Silver Wolf might say, "Took you long enough. Were you saving for someone else?" While Seele could mutter, "You really wanted me, didn’t you?"

As beings tied to the metaphysical order of the universe, the Aeons might perceive your existence. Xianzhou scholars hypothesize that you are an entity akin to an Aeon of "Control" or "Fate."

The Stellaron within the Trailblazer seems to have an awareness of you, treating you like an ally—or a potential threat. It might whisper cryptic messages about your choices or consequences.

Herta becomes suspicious of the odd behaviors in the universe and starts referring to you as a "prime variable." She might even try to communicate directly through simulated events, asking for your cooperation.

Some characters, like March 7th or Natasha, might express gratitude for your care and attention. "You always bring me along… Do you think I’m special?" they might ask, breaking the fourth wall.

Certain antagonists, like Cocolia or Jade, might break from their usual dialogue to challenge your decisions. "You think you’re the hero? You’re just another player, aren’t you?"

A secret cutscene or dialogue could play if you act in unexpected ways, revealing that the characters have fully realized their reality. It could be bittersweet, with them either embracing or lamenting their lack of agency.

Aventurine might acknowledge your influence subtly. After completing a mission for the IPC, he sends a message: "Noticed your knack for efficiency. You deserve a little bonus for all the extra effort you 'inspire.' Don’t let it go to your head." He attaches an unusually large amount of credits, as though recognizing you directly for optimizing his profits.

Argenti might kneel before the screen during a heartfelt moment (or after a battle): "O noble guide, it is your divine hand that shapes my path! I dedicate my blade not just to the people, but to you. May your will continue to shine upon us!" He also gifts you rare items or sends messages of gratitude, as though you're a divine figure he serves.

AHHH I wanna write fics for certain characters or something (this could also lead to yandere themes depending if the person/anon reqs for it).

[seireitonin]

I just saw your fic/hc of if toby had kids, it's so good btw!! :3

I'm in a mischievous mood, how would he react if one of/both of the kids died? Like he took his eyes off them for one second. I feel like because they most likely live in a forest setting, it would be something like going on a lake when it's iced over and then falling through.

This is so sad omg :( but let me try my best (you really want to sob huh?😭)

Toby If His Kids Died

He’d never ever recover

He’d never ever ever EVER forgive himself

He looked away for one second

Just one

But that second is all it took

The ice was thin and his kids not knowing any better, stood on it together, falling in

Toby heard the sound of the ice breaking and the two loud splashes

He turned around as quickly as he could only to see the open hole where they once were

Trapped under the ice as Toby tried to get them out

He was too late

He pulls them out and does everything he could

CPR, shaking them softly, calling out there names

“Please…wake up…please…please…please! Talk to me! Open your eyes! Please….i need you…I love you! Your dad needs you! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

When they don’t respond it destroys him

He hits the ground, screams and sobs

Just truly broken

Out of everything that he’s been through in his life, this was the most painful, unbearable, heart shattering thing he’s ever been through

His world was gone in a second

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I’m sorry! I love you! I failed you! I’m so sorry”

He sobs out as he hugs them to his chest, wishing they’d hug him back, and tell him they’re okay

Their skin, freezing cold, their clothes, soaking wet

He carries them home, putting them in their beds, trying to warm them up, one last time

How was he going to face his significant other?

He meets them at the front door, falling to his knees and hugging their legs, ear piercing sobs

“They’re gone…they’re gone”

“W-what?!”

“They fell in the lake and got trapped in the ice! I was too late! I-“

He can’t continue, falling victim to his sobs

His significant other, starts to scream and sob along with him, pushing Toby off in anger

“This is your fault! This is your fucking fault!”

They’re just confused and angry and full of grief like he is

“Why weren’t you watching them?! How could you let this happen?!”

“I turned away for one second! It was a second! One second! I promise!”

“Look what it cost us! Look what you did! You destroy everything you fucking touch!”

“Please….im sorry! I’m sorry!”

He couldn’t even say that wasn’t true

Every person he loved, every person who depended on him, he’s let die

Lyra is dead. His mom was probably dead. Now…his children….are gone

He’s a failure. And everyone around him had to pay the price

His significant other, and Toby bury them on a hill, where they all had a picnic once.

They put their favorite toys on the graves, saying goodbye to their bundles of joy

Life is unfair, huh?

Toby and his partner try to stay together

But they could never look at Toby the same way

They wouldn’t look Toby in the eyes or in the face

They could only see their children in Toby’s features

Toby tried to touch them, to hold them, to comfort them

He could hear them, sobbing quietly in the night with their back turned to him

The guilt eats him alive

But they didn’t want Toby’s touch, not ever again

Their meals were silent

They exchanged minimal words

What do you say? What do you do?

They couldn’t take it anymore

They packed all their things and had one final conversation with the man they once had a life with

“Toby…”

“Please…no”

“Toby….i can’t do this anymore…. I can’t”

“Please….stay”

“I love you, Toby. But I can never forgive you.”

“Don’t…”

“Our children’s empty rooms are up there. I can’t….stay. Every where I turn….I see them. It’s like they’re haunting us. I can’t stay here, Tobias. Neither should you.”

“Please! You’re all I have left! I….please! You’re all I have left…”

“You lost me a long time ago. Goodbye. Tobias”

They were gone, just like that

It’s just Toby in this empty home

A home once filled with love and joy was now filled with grief and pain

He started to have a tic attack

And no one was here to help him through it

He sobs out again, the reality hitting him harder and harder with every passing second

With no one around

He starts to have hallucinations again

He sees the ghosts of his children, like he saw the ghost of Lyra

“Why didn’t you save us?”

“I tried! I tried! You know I…I love you!”

“Then why did you let us die?!”

“Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop!”

He started picking and chewing at his fingers, pulling his hair, hitting himself in the head

Old habits from when he was 17

He turns to alcohol

He made a promise to never be like his dad

He’s sticking to it in his own way

He can never abuse his family. He has no family

He’s often drunk most of the time now

Sometimes just so he can sleep

But even when he sleeps all he can hear is the ice breaking, the ice cold water, the last moments of his kids

Masky and Hoodie find him in his home

“Toby. You have to start coming on missions again. We can’t keep covering for you. You know what Slenderman will do to you if you don’t”

“Let him kill me. I don’t care. I died a long time ago”

He takes another swig from his bottle as he talks to them, slurring a bit

“He should’ve…let me die….when I was 25”

“You can’t even stand can you?”

“Fuck you! Fuck you!”

He starts to scream

“My family is gone! I lost my family, TWICE! You think I care about missions anymore?! You think I care about anything anymore?! Huh?! I dont give a fuck about my life!”

Masky lets out a sigh

“You know, you always were emotional. Although, I kinda miss when you were a hyper and upbeat annoying little shit. I wonder if your children were the same?”

Toby immediately pulls his hatchets out and starts swinging, sloppy, but still dangerous

“Don’t you ever fucking talk about them!”

Hoody catches his arms and pushes him back on the couch

“He didn’t mean it like that.”

“I don’t give a fuck! I’ll kill him!”

“You can’t even stand up straight”

The room was spinning. He wasn’t wrong

“Just…let me die. Let me die…here”

They look at him

He’s malnourished. His skin paler than ever. His self inflicted wounds, just open because no one was there to help patch him up. The dark circles under his eyes, prominent. His eyes themselves, hollow and empty

Masky warms up some instant noodles from the cabinet

“Eat. Now”

“Fuck you”

“Toby. Please” Hoodie says, concerned

He reluctantly takes it and eats slowly unable to finish, putting it on the table in front of him

“See that…toy truck over there?”

He points to a red toy pickup truck, untouched and in the same place his son left it.

“That was my son’s favorite. He told me…he liked it so much….because it looked like….mine.”

He points to a doll with fluffy brown hair

“See that? My daughter….loved it…said it had hair like me”

He can’t take it anymore. He starts to sob. He doesn’t even care about looking tough anymore

“Fuck! They’re gone! They’re gone!”

Toby puts his head in his hands and just sobs

What else could he do?

This was his first time talking about it with someone else

They sit with him, putting their hands on his shoulders, comforting him

They didn’t always get along though out the years

But they could put that aside for something like this

“Brain. You died. Brought back by….Slenderman. How do you feel?”

He already knew what Toby was implying

“Don’t even think about it Toby. I may be alive again. But my body isn’t mine anymore and I’m a slave to Slenderman. You know that. You don’t want that for your children. They’ll belong to him and have a life of suffering. So…let them rest”

It was selfish thinking on Toby’s part. But he’d do anything to have them back

But he knew better. He wouldn’t actually go through with that idea

Toby’s mood swings are worse than ever

Extreme sadness, to extreme numbness to extreme anger

That’s it

He couldn’t feel happiness anymore

It died with his kids

It left with his significant other

Constant panic attacks

Constant nightmares

Constant hallucinations

And besides the occasional visit from Masky and Hoodie

He was alone

And….maybe it’s better this way

The words ring in his head every day

“You destroy everything you fucking touch!”

A shell of a person

Doesn’t leave his house anymore, unless it’s to visit his children’s graves

Hopes he’ll see his ex partner there one day

Wants to ask if they have nightmares too and if they still wake up and think of the life they had together

Wants to end his own life, but was cursed with immortality or at least long lasting life

He wants nothing more than to see his family again

Both of them

Blames himself every day

Will literally never not blame himself

He will never move on or be happy again

So he spends his days in the empty home, looking at once was

“Please….forgive me. I love you.”

He holds a picture of his kids to his chest as he falls asleep into another nightmare

Not that real life was any better

[sopiao]

Hiyyyyyaa, how would the 141+könig react to military y/n being a goth girl? But they didn't know because she doesn't wear her piercings or makeup due to stranded military rule regulations, until they all meet up at the pug. Please and thank you. Take your time.

EHEHEHHE I LUV DIFF STYLE REQS LIKE THESE ^^

i tried my best 😭

Being apart of the task force was probably the best decision you made, you like the people, you have fun, and it pays good. Only downside of having to take off each of your piercings each time, especially if their fresh or barely healed, which could be dangerous (don’t do that kids) but rules are rules.

You never really told them about your style or anything since you didn’t really think it would be important, or if it would even matter.

When Soap reaches out to everyone and suggests to all meet up at a pub, you were more than willing to come. You had more than a handful of missions together and spent quite some time with them, but have never seen your teammates out of work before.

You’re the last to arrive since your time management is shit, you were stressing and messing up your makeup, but hey, at least you came. Parking your motorcycle and kicking the stand, leaving your helmet on the handle. At this point you realize that none of your comrades has never seen you in your attire, with all of your piercings in.

Entering the warmly lit and semi-busy, you saw them at a wooden table off to the side, laughing and talking about whatever has been going on in their lives, you see six drinks assuming they bought one for you. You decide to fuck with them since this’ll be the first time they see you in the full get-up.

“Boo!” At first their startled, then confused. Soap interested, he’s never been with a goth girl before, he’ll try anything— or anyone— once. Gaz is the first to realize who you are

“[NAME]?!!” Gaz shouts, making everyone look at him then to you, all making the same conclusion at the same time, Soap a little slower, but that’s normal. You chuckle, smiling as Price scoots to the side to make room for you, pulling out the chair next to him. It’s regular for him to want to sit next to you, he even had his jacket draped over the back rest to save it for you.

“You look sick” Gaz smiles, it soothed you. At first, you were worried how they’d think of you looking like this, but seeing his genuine expression eases you a little more. They wanted to say something, a comment or compliment, but they didn’t know how to say it properly without making it sound weird, not wanting to make you uncomfortable.

“Oh! We got you a drink” Soap slides over your drink, a fruity strawberry Cosmopolitan. It was all new to them but familiar at the same time. They always kinda pictured this look on you but never thought they’d actually see it. In a way it kinda reflected how you are in the field.

“Did it hurt?” Ghost speaks up from beside you. Of course it hurt. But you were glad that he was interested, especially because he is almost never interested in anything.

“Some more than others” You shrug, hands resting in the pockets of your DIO sweater. Ghost leans forward, arms crossed and resting on the wooden table, slight nod of the head signaling for you to continue.

“Top 5?” Price asks, his arm wrapped behind you to rest on the backrest of your chair. You’re surprised that they’re even this interested, you kinda expected them to just accept it and move back into the conversation.

“Uhh.. I guess the first would be these. Took a while to stretch these out” Turning your head to show the others, poking the tip of your finger through the hole of your gauges. Chuckling awkwardly until you heard oohs and aahhs from them.

“Industrial is second, couldn’t sleep on my side for a couple months” Turning your head to the other side to show the metal bar coming between the shell of your ear.

“But this put me through hell, couldn’t talk or eat for a while. Lived off of smoothies for like forever” Sticking your tongue out to show the small metal star on the center of your tongue. Ghost’s eyes slightly widened, he had one too (i luv referencing my other stuff) but didn’t wanna mention anything yet.

“This hurt, but after a week I didn’t even feel it” Twisting the metal bar of your bridge, careful not to smudge your makeup.

“Didn’t even feel this, my lip was a little swollen for a while though” You pull your lip down to show off your snake bites. You didn’t really notice this until now, they were intently listening, not just hearing you but actually listening. Not expecting them to be this interested since people either were a little weirded out or just a dick about it.

“Wow… And I’m too scared to even get my ears pierced” König chuckled nervously, hand unconsciously coming up to lightly pinch his smooth and un-poked ear lobe.

—

“It was nice seeing you guys again” Grinning warmly as you all stood outside of the pub. The snow made you wanna leave already, but the company of your friends made it bearable.

You give Gaz a kiss on the cheek. A simple and platonic act of affection. Forgetting you had black lipstick on, seeing the black mark on his cheek made you embarrassed. Especially with Soap’s teasing.

“Hey, give me one, too” He bent down and tapped his cheek, with a cheeky grin. Laughing it off as you planted one on his cheek. Price leaned in too, wordlessly asking for one.

König was still not ready to lift his mask up that high yet, but he still wanted a kiss. So you just settled a smooch on the back of his hand like and prince would do to his fair lady. After you left a kiss mark on each of them they all looked at Ghost, waiting for him to lift his mask up for one.

He looked around with a shrug, then shaking his head with a sigh, as he uncrossed his arms and lifted the side of his mask only up to his nose. Making sure to press with a little more pressure with him since there was less lipstick on your lips since it was faded.

—

Extra:

Omg. Imagine like showing off cool but weird tricks. Taking off one of your lip piercings and showing off how you can squirt out water from the opening. Soap wondering if you could slurp spaghetti through it.

[luffyvace]

Kurapika fluffy relationship headcanons :)

i felt like doing some for him so here i am

finding fluffy ones for him isn’t hard but i just wanted to add to the ratio

gn reader! :)

so before i start i want to say that i’m going to do this in a scenario where you met at the boat taking you to dolle harbor

(if you don’t remember it’s the island that leads the entrance exam—aka the island where the old woman asks the main four if you’d rather save your mother or you lover. look it up-)

anyway

you two met on that boat

he looked pretty friendly to you

so you struck a conversation

even if your not the most social- the other guys sure didn’t look friendly

plus you were interested in the book he was reading

which is what you talked about

eventually you got each other’s names and some small introductory facts about each other

so you guys became friends :)

he saw how strong you were during the yellow wolf thing’s test (forgot they name- not gonna look it up)

or if your not strong you were smart enough to figure out that this was a test

or not- again. then maybe he helped you out/protected you

”hey thanks!”

”it’s nothing, just watch your back next time :)”

you travel with kurapika, leorio and gon for some time and get to know the 4 of them decently by the time you make it to the actual exam

fast forward to around the time your getting closer to finishing the exam

leorio has picked up on the fact that kurapika has a crush on you by now

he offers him advice but kurapika decides to do things on his own

fast forward again to after he courts you

(if you want hcs that go more in depth on him crushing or trying to court you just ask)

relationship time!!

i’ll clear this up right here and now-

no he wouldn’t involve you in his spider killing business

ik everyone says that 😭

but it’s true we all just kinda collectively agree he wouldn’t for your safety

especially since your his s/o

now your the closest person he has to family besides friends

and he definitely wouldn’t want to risk that

so no, he wouldn’t involve you the same way he wouldn’t involve killua, gon and leorio

if you get held hostage along with gon and killua he would internally panic

this is kurtapika tho so of course he still stays calm and rational

they’d better not hurt you

but just like gon and killua they left you go :)

he gives you a very very tight hug after that.

he loves reading and would love to bond with you over books if you do too

recommending authors to each other

reading in silence next to each other

sharing your thoughts after finishing the same book

its comforting

kurapika is a pretty good cook

even though he doesn’t do it often he was taught from a young age by his mom

so he’s real good with seasoning

kurapika likes savory foods, a little bit of sweet too

occasionally salty

but he won’t mess with spicer ones

if he does the shopping he won’t come home with spices

you’ll have to buy that

his first instinct wouldn’t be to give massages

but if you ever asked for one he’d realize loves to give and receive them

if your not strong he’d teach you how to defend yourself

probably some basic nen too

he likes cuddles more than he’d like to admit

if you ask he’d blush a little then lay down and wait for you to snuggle up next to him

hes also real good at keep the place clean

he wouldn’t bring up dates since he’s busy a lot but if you suggest one when he has some time he’d be more than happy to go on one with you

he’s a very loyal, honest and communicative lover

on the last one though he’ll shut down and walk away before coming to talk it out later

it kinda sucks but it’s a habit of his so you’ll have to talk to him about it if you want him to put forth effort to stop

he respects and supports most decisions you make as long as they’re safe

he probably told you about his family back when you were friends

like how he did with gon killua and leorio

you can try to comfort him about it but he kinda reacts how he did when he told gon and the others

”only killing all the spiders would be able to put me at ease”

even then as we saw when he heard they “died” he’d still be drowning in a indespicable emptiness 🤓

on a brighter note

if you compliment him his reaction is kinda cute

”oh..! thanks y/n :)”

continue to do it frequently and he’ll do it back to you

it becomes you guys’ thing.

his love languages are quality time (as much as he can) and acts of service

overall he’s a 9/10 lover <3

[tycarstairs]

ready to fight for my life for ty blackthorn when twp is released because the way people are already infantilizing and patronizing him bc he’s autistic is so….

no one asked for this but i’ve seen a lot of people have weird takes on his autism so as an autistic woman i need to clear some things up ok 😭 so buckle up, this is gonna be a long one (seriously, it’s long)

the main arguments i’ve seen are: (i’m paraphrasing here btw)

“ty didn’t cry when livvy died but he did cry when kit said he wished he’d never known him so it’s clear that he does love kit.”

and

“ty clearly loves kit because he cried when they argued and it’s hard for autistic people to cry.”

and

“ty gets on my nerves because he didn’t react at all when kit told him he loved him”

like. i do get what you’re saying (with the first one. not the second one, that’s a stereotype, and also not the third one bc that’s just weird), because it does show that ty cares but like. obviously? all his actions before that showed that he cared too.

saying “he cried when him and kit fought but not when livvy died” just comes off as acting like he’s more upset about kit leaving and insulting him than he is about kit dying and that just rubs me the wrong way.

i know this is not common knowledge but autistic people often have delayed processing, especially when we’re grieving because it can be so overstimulating and even when we do grieve, it’s not gonna look the same as when an allistic person grieves.

so, delayed processing:

delayed processing in autism is where you are recording/aknowledge events as they happen, however that information is stored elsewhere in the brain and isn't taken in.

once the brain is ready or has capacity the information is suddenly taken in. this could be hours, weeks, days or even months later.

an example (from justkeepstimming_ on instagram):

An autistic person whose mother died at quite a young age. At the time, when his father was grieving, it did not appear the autistic son was upset.

However, one year after his mother's death, he suddenly processed that she was gone (permanently) and only then started the grieving process.

that example is pretty much exactly what happened with ty in qoaad.

partly, ty didn’t cry when livvy died because he didn’t accept that she was dead. he was so sure that he was gonna bring her back and for a long time, he probably didn’t even consider the fact that he might fail.

after livvy dies, kit says this:

“Everyone had been terrified. Ty would fall apart, they’d thought. Kit remembered Julian standing over Ty as he slept, one hand stroking his brother’s hair, and he’d been praying—Kit didn’t even know Shadowhunters prayed, but Julian definitely had been. Ty would crumble in a world without his sister, they’d all thought; he’d fall away to ashes just like Livvy’s body.”

if ty were allistic, he probably would have reacted like this immediately. and he does react like this eventually when his brain fully processes that the ritual didn’t work, that livvy is actually not coming back:

“Livvy!” Ty didn’t scream the word so much as it was ripped from him; he curled up, hugging himself, as if desperate to keep his body from shattering apart.”

this is when ty actually processes that his sister is gone. so saying, “ty didn’t cry when his sister died but he cried when him and kit fought” as if it’s some really romantic thing that he was sadder about kit leaving than livvy dying (which is not true) is just iffy because it’s such a stereotype and a misconception that autistic people don’t seem to care at all when people die, and way too many people from this fandom are feeding into that so much.

and ty does show is grieving throughout qoaad but because it’s not in the allistic way, a lot of readers don’t recognize it.

(i was actually so positively surprised to see that cassandra clare, an allistic woman, wrote the grieving process for an autistic character—and everything else about being autistic tbh—so well but it gives me so much hope for twp)

for example, autistic people (this is obviously not all autistic people as all autistic people are different but i'm just listing the signs i've seen in ty in qoaad) when they're grieving might show their grief gradually in more subtle ways by hurting themselves, emotionally or physically, which ty does do:

"The only person he was unkind to, Kit thought, was himself."

and we also see in gotsm that ty is continuously punishing himself because he is still grieving. livvy is simultaneously there and dead, and ty has to live with both the grief of her death and the guilt of her being stuck as a ghost.

there's also the fact that kit observes that ty starts keeping secrets and doing things alone, which is also common when trying to process emotions that haven’t fully caught up yet:

“In the past days, though, since Julian and Emma had woken up, Ty had been harder to find. If he was working on something, he hadn’t included Kit in it—a thought that hurt with surprising intensity.”

like. ty is pulling away because he is trying to process everything that’s happening. him excluding kit is very likely a symptom of some kind of delayed grief because it’s very unlike him to exclude kit from anything, as we can see when he says multiple times outright that he doesn’t want to do things without kit.

just because it’s more subtle than breaking down into tears doesn’t mean that he doesn’t feel it at all. it’s more likely that he simply feels too much and is shutting down because of it.

and of course his grief is gonna be subtle when he hasn’t even accepted and processed the fact that she’s dead yet.

and yes, he cried when kit told him he wished he’d never met him but that is so different because there was no room for denial. kit told him that word for word, the processing wasn’t delayed this time because there wasn’t really that much to process.

ty truly believed right away that his only friend wished he had never known him, and when livvy died he didn’t accept that she was dead. those things are different and pitting them against each other is weird.

so, onto the second argument/misconception i’ve seen that:

“ty clearly loves kit because he cried when they argued and it’s hard for autistic people to cry.”

this is a misconception stemming from the stereotype that autistic people are emotionless. yes, some autistic people might have a harder time crying because of shutdowns etc. but generalizing it to it’s hard for autistic people to cry is just wrong, especially because this has never been implied about ty in the text.

in fact, it’s the opposite:

“Ty heard everything twice as loud and fast as everyone else. The headphones and the music, Kit sensed, were a buffer: They deadened not just other noises, but also feelings that would otherwise be too intense. They protected him from hurt.

He couldn’t help but wonder what it would be like to live so intensely, to feel things so much, to have the world sway into and out of too-bright colors and too-bright noises. When every sound and feeling was jacked up to eleven, it only made sense to calm yourself by concentrating all your energy on something small that you could master—a mass of pipe cleaners to unravel, the pebbled surface of a glass between your fingers.”

so implying that it’s harder for ty to either cry or feel sad is just wrong. kit notes that “every sound and feeling was jacked up to eleven”, and this includes ty’s grief. him not crying when livvy died has nothing to do with how much he may or may not be feeling and everything to do with how delayed his processing was.

and the third complaint of ty is frustrating because he didn’t react when kit told him he loved him.

first of all, i don’t know if it’s my autistic ass not understanding allistic people but is it not normal to be in shock when someone tells you they love you in the middle of a necromancy ritual???

and second of all, this scene from city of heavenly fire where julian says “i know it’s hard to understand, ty, but we love you” like it’s supposed to explain their actions and ty reacts like this:

Ty looked at him blankly. He knew what “I love you” meant, and he knew it was good, but he didn’t understand why it was an explanation for anything.”

ty looking at kit blankly in surprise in qoaad is not him “not reacting”, it’s him trying to process 1) what that has to do with anything and 2) why that would be an explanation or an argument as to why ty should stop the ritual.

(it is probably also partly because ty thought kit had feelings for livvy at this point but that’s just speculation so i won’t get into it now)

to kit, this was probably his way of saying that because he loves him, ty can stop the ritual and kit will help him with the aftermath.

to ty, kit’s confession made no sense in that moment because why would kit loving him mean that he should stop the ritual? and this was most likely also the moment when his grief was really starting to kick in, so that just adds to it.

yeah idk if anyone made it to the end but as you can tell, i have a lot to say and i’m tired of people romanticizing ty’s grief.

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how would the bunny hybrids react to a cat hybrid yn

I AM SO SORRY NONNIE, this was BURIED in my drafts 🙈🙈😭😭✨

so i think the way you’re introduced to them would be different already,

you’re probably someone’s beloved hybrid house cat, and they’re so old they pass away and leave you to fend for yourself.

The bunnies would find you cold and alone maybe you just went into the woods alone and empty, and they keep you warm, they’d treat you the same as if you were a bunny, but since you didn’t grow up with them they’d be a little more shy(a lot more shy)

OOOO maybe you don’t even think to leave your owners home to go outside, so Orion has to find you.

His one and only (and very elderly) neighbor never comes to visit anymore or answer her door… Of course he has to check on her! when he does he finds her lovely little kitty hybrid not knowing what to do, losing their poor mind! not even knowing who to call! You didn’t even remember that Orion was just through the woods, you just thought you’d perish this way, next to your only friend, (and the person that raised you)

He comes in and “saves” you, of course Echo actually saves you since he knows how Orion gets with hybrids (especially non wild ones).

and through Echo, (and Gloria’s alliance with the wolf pack), the bunny hybrids get introduced and immediately fall in love! they all feel heart broken that you lost someone so close, someone that you relied on for your entire life! They spring their fluffy butts into action and get you everything you need, they have you room with Dandelion, in Hellbore’s warren, since she was originally a hutch rabbit herself!

So i guess in that aspect she’d be your closest relationship in this version!!

Omg if you have anyone specific that you want more detail on lemme know!! id love to go into a cat hybrid reader with them all more!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

[crazylittlejester]

Since you’re playing SS rn, do you ever just think about how the chain would react to meeting Groose…? (He’s literally my favourite character to ever exist in the franchise and I think he would know all about their adventure and get along with them so well)

Also, do you like the hc that he’s basically the start of the Gerudo race?

Groose is hilarious I love him so much 😭 I do like that headcanon! It’s one I’m not like, super passionate about, but I think the theory is really cool and I do enjoy when I see it incorporated into fics

but heres how i think the others would feel about Groose:

- I think Wind would be obsessed with the guy, the others might have to stop him from styling his hair the same way after they leave Skyloft

- Four would be one of the most neutral, I think. Like once he got over how much bigger Groose is than him, at the end of the day what’s one more obnoxious dramatic man he’s spending his time with?

- I know in my heart Wild would challenge him to a bunch of stupid shit like diving off Skyloft and what not, and I know the both of them get soooooo competitive over it 😭

- I think Legend would be a bit annoyed by him. He’s already gotta put up with Wars /j

- Hyrule definitely just has the blank wide eyed stare on his face whenever Groose gets too close. He’s not AFRAID of him, it’s just a lot of energy and Groose is very tall. Eventually I think he’d like talking with him about adventures

- I think Twilight is a bit socially awkward in general, but he’s happy to meet Sky’s best buddy. I know in my heart when he met Groose, Groose almost shook his arm clean off (because Twi just simply was not prepared), and Twilight was definitely concerned when Groose hugged Sky so tight Sky’s back popped, but Twilight realizes Groose is chill and I think they’d get along well

- I honestly don’t know if I think Groose and Wars would get along like a house on fire or if they’d be petty and obnoxious together. I guess it depends on the day with those two

- Time probably watched Groose pat Sky on the back so hard Sky almost fell down and then decided it just wasn’t any of his business because Sky was smiling and happy to be home. He trusts Sky’s judgement, he has no strong opinions on Groose

[gothushi]

how the different boys react to u getting ur period? (Silly version or serious version)

i definitely need this rn. these cramps are debilitating 😭 cw; daddy mention, periods, period sex, getting sick mention but not explicitly stated

okay so let’s see. i feel as though rob, charlie, simon, father anthony and ernst would be extremely understanding, very comforting. ernst himself would need some time to research periods, understanding how your body physically shifts and that’s what causes your back pain, researching what you need for pain relief and making sure you’re comfortable. they’d be very sweet, petting over you, plugging in the heating pad/getting your hot water bottle filled up so it stays fresh and heated. tucking you in with your favorite blanket on the couch or in bed, at your beck and call to get you anything you need. they’ll keep track of your pain medication so that way you don’t take too much, but aren’t going without it so you don’t feel worse. they’ll make sure you’re staying hydrated with water or a sports drink, or tea, getting you fresh cups/refilling your water bottle without you even asking. very mindful of your moodiness too. knows you get upset easily or cry easy, or even aggravated (though you try your best to not start an argument or get mad at him, because he’s doing his best and babying you like the princess you are). will definitely offer a back rub or a full massage, sometimes not even asking but just maneuvering you onto your front. gentle yet strong, calloused hands will rub scented lotion onto your back, down your legs, over your feet, (will often just plant your feet in his lap whilst on the couch too). doesn’t get upset when you sometimes forget you’re out of products and ask him to run to the store on the spot, you feel super bad but he comes back with a couple bags full of items, snacky bits and some drinks/candies along with whatever you originally asked for

this is self indulgent, but rob himself will notice if you slip due to the pain, mind fuzzy and upset as you’re curled up watching a tv show. he’ll coo and rub a hand over our thigh, muttering that daddy’s got you, asking if you wanna take a nap with daddy or if he can get you anything

luke, quinten, hook, nikolai and seb would be a bit.. not as caring. just at first. not in a bad way, just they aren’t experienced with dealing with this stuff nor do they realize how bad it can get. the younger ones would be a bit scoffy, quinten would so roll his eyes, say you’re being dramatic until you really end up showing how sore your back or legs are, or if you even happen to get ill from how bad you feel. they’ll be a bit softer then, offering help and asking what you need or what could help. hook would just not even notice you haven’t been feeling well until he finds you slumped on the sofa or knelt over the toilet. then he’ll get you all tucked in and say some apologies, muttering about why you didn’t tell him or ask for help. will order some take out and cuddle with you, hand rubbing over your tummy. he probably wouldn’t own a heating pad/hot water bottle so he’d have to buy one. nikolai would know immediately, obviously, he can smell your scent from a mile away and it makes him a bit ravenous. will definitely offer orgasms as a relief for your pain, your cramps. say you don’t have to do anything but lay there and enjoy it. fangs scraping your puffy clit, hot tongue flattening over your cunt and cleaning up the mess of blood and creamy cum. makes you orgasm until you pass out fast asleep. same with luke, will fuck you in the showers after practice, water boiling hot and turning your flesh pinkish and flush, hand over your mouth to keep you quiet as he coos about making you feel better. whilst you’re hanging out with the younger ones (i group seb, quinten and luke together) they’ll offer a heating pad or hot water bottle, sharing snacks with you or lightly rubbing your back or feet, offering physical affection and cuddles.

nikolai worships you, feeds from you without even needing to bite, treats you like his queen even more so than normally, fucks you in the morning on his tongue and then provides you with a big breakfast, something sweet, then lets you go back to bed. continuously checks on you and brings in whatever you ask for, ushering you back to bed when you try to get up and do something.

[angelwishess]

Oh my gosh Kyra is so cute 💞 I wonder what her and Yumi's interactions would be like

HEHE TYSM!! Yumi is such a cutie too!! 💗

— Yumi!

Both Kyra and Yumi are agents of chaos, so I can definetly see the two of them causing trouble together HEHEHE

They also go through the same kind of “personality switch” which I find interesting! While Yumi goes from quiet to cheerful, Kyra goes from composed to very impulsive and downright shameless! So, they’d both be a pretty fun duo :3

Both her and Yumi could do a LOT of yapping. Kyra LOVESS learning about new things and definetly listens with much interest about Yumi and her hobbies. She thinks the way she creates her own devices is so cool! Maybe even asks her to teach her sometime!

She might even pitch a few of her ideas for devices to Yumi. Although the quality of these “ideas” of hers can vary, and can either be actually very creative to downright ridiculous. Either way, she’ll probably happily watch her do her thing— well, up until she gets distracted that is 😭

Both Kyra and Yumi don’t react much to dangerous or serious situations— so I think it’d be HILARIOUS to see the two of them just. Chilling. While everyone is panicking😭

“Huh. Thats not very good.” “Nope.” “WHY ARE YOU GUYS JUST STANDING THERE—?!”

Never let these two into a Haunted House, I fear they might scare the actual scare actors….

I could also see her admiring how well Yumi fights and tries to ask her for a few tips! Kyra herself may or may not get into fights herself due to her… Well, just being her. So! I can see them maybe sparring or training together, trusting that Yumi doesn’t get too carried away😭

In return, Kyra could teach her a few of her own hobbies! Maybe make her a few little accessories as a thank you, or gift her one of her many strange objects that she finds on her adventures god knows where.

All in all, I could definetly see the two of them causing a bunch of trouble together HEHEHE

[victimized-martyr]

I love all your kyman hc's so much!!!!😭❤ I just need to hear more, so here are my questions: if kyman got married how would they act around each other? And do you think they'd adopt kids and if yes: what would they name them? And would they raise them jewish or christian or both?

Aaahhh I know there are too many questions I'm sorry 😭😭

Don’t apologize, I love talking about kyman :D

Regardless of context, the core of their dynamic is: Cartman is the instigator, Kyle reacts, a little back and forth, escalate the issue to Nth degrees of insanity, Kyle lands the final blow. Though sometimes, depending on the issue, Kyle lands the last punch thinking he’s won, only for Cartman to win the war last minute. Another way the show’s mixed things up, is that Kyle’s victory is undermined either by South Park itself, or Cartman. I see their marriage as an opportunity to expand their unique dynamic and introduce new plotlines/ jokes that couldn’t be done if they were still kids.

I see Cartman taking Randy’s place as the adult that’s always up to no good, the fixture of South Park’s weirdness. self serving hijinks flare up just about every week. Meanwhile, the Sharon (or straight man) to offset that cannot be anyone else but Kyle. This time however, unlike the marshes, and perhaps most couples in South Park, the Brofloski’s are truly in love. That’s kinda the joke. The couple that started out insulting each other and trying to kill each other on multiple occasions end up in the happiest relationship. I see them fitting nicely among the pantheon of sitcom couples— Mitchel and Cameron, Marge and Homer, Ralph and Alice, Gomez and Morticia. Their relationship, in Trey fashion, pays homage to and in the same breath, mocks those classic couples.

TLDR, Their dynamic is in tact, it’s just evolved to a new label. Instead of sort of friends-ish, they’re a couple. They’re still loud, obsessed with each other, fight over issues, hang out and share similar tastes. Only this time they got rings on their fingers. And if they don’t fistfight, how do they deal with their classic arguments? Well, like any sensible american couple, of course! they fuck each other’s brains out! ( just kidding. I have this vision of Cartman doing the most outrageous shit and Kyle chasing him offscreen in anger, Cartman shouting “domestic abuse domestic abuse!”)

I’m not sure what they’d name their kids. Does it matter? I do know what personalities I’d like them to have though— the 1st, their oldest, is outgoing, entitled, bossy, manipulative, a performative people pleaser, makes everyone’s problems their responsibility, and is quick witted. (A 2w3) Much like Eric, they are exceptionally charismatic and love being in the limelight. And like Kyle, they love getting involved in the lives of others, seen as helpful. The 2nd child is less outspoken, prefers to keep opinions to themselves, a dispassionate observer. ( poster child for 8w9) Like Eric, they’re materialistic, and prone to laziness. Still, they are an intellectual like Kyle, and far more principled in comparison to their sibling/Eric. They’re probably the most capable and dangerous in the family. They don’t shoot themselves in the foot like Cartman, and they don’t fight against the currents of South Park like Kyle. If they wanted to, they could take over the world and succeed where the Brofloskis failed. They just don’t care though lol.

I could never, ever see them as a two religion household. Yeah, Cartman has been portrayed as a bigoted Christian (or in his words, “[used] Christianity as an excuse to be a piece of shit”), but carrying that extremity to adulthood isn’t as funny. I don’t know how to articulate that other than, many extreme right wingers on twitter weren’t able to read Cartman’s bigotry in Cupid Ye as hyperbolic and instead took it as fact, and praised the stuff he whispered into Tolkien’s ears. His actions in Cissy were recently trending and was seen as heroic and like, justification why trans ppl can’t use whatever bathrooms they want. You can’t escalate the crazy stuff from real life anymore— it’s become reality. So the funniest thing to do, is either personify it as something else or, run in the opposite direction. If anything, PC has shown us that it’s funnier that the very same kid who once belittled Judaism in fact, became devoutly Jewish and proceeded to rub it in everyone’s faces rather than him ending up as some evil businessman. You rob bigots the chance to idolize Cartman, but give Cartman the freedom to hone his brand of idiocy on other things. So! Kyle slaps the antisemitism outta him, they get married, bam. They are a Jewish family.

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OMELETTE RECORDS PT.2

Question: How would the new batch [new designs of the omelettes] react to the old batch and vice versa?

Answer: Jerard would be so distraught like “this is who I am? No that’s literally not me” even though it’s literally the same person.

Andrew is just so aghast at old him’s hair and lifestyle like definitely he’s the better one.

Jules would get along pretty well and they wouldn’t have any qualms but they’d also have slight differences where if they found out either of them likes this or that ,it would end up in a blown-out argument and they’d struggle to reconcile.

Tomathy's probably poking his own old face even though they’re practically the same but he’d be jealous of old him’s siblings.

Eustace's probably hugging each other and like grasping each other’s shirts as they meet the other Monty which would turn out to be a really sweet moment.

Luigi would literally have a staring contest and after an hour would go “oh red hair huh”.

COMMENTARY:

Andrew had the DEFINITION of a glow up like, both physically, arguably intelligently and job wise

Jules: yeah I torture people and I might be a serial killer Jules 2.0:…. I work at a pharmacy and volunteer at animal shelters Jules: omg I love animal shelters cats are so cute Jules 2.0: omg

I see your Tomathy response and raise you the idea that they both assumed the other was Timothy and they glared at each other ☝️

Question: What are the omelettes' reactions to playing Roblox horror games?

Answer: Jerard would be like “what is this lol” before playing and then just screaming his head off if someone shines a torch on his avatar and he thinks it’s the monster.

Jules is “you go first no you” she would NOT be going first at all 💔 but it would be hilarious at the same time.

Andrew's trying to explore everywhere to distract himself from the pain lurking around until his head gets snapped cause he didn’t hear the monster approaching him 💔💔💔

Eustace would definitely be vibing with Tomathy but split apart when they go through a chase with the monster and he ends up getting killed the most.

Tomathy's actually a pro at it despite not having played it he would actually like accidentally discover all the caves and secret entrances.

Luigi has his game glitched so the monster can’t actually kill him so he’s just doing the tasks as he’s face to face with the monster😭😭

COMMENTARY:

Jules would spend 80% of the game just saying she’s not going first and arguing about going first, and when everyone else dies she’ll just camp in the corner and cry about not wanting to go on😭

Andrew just talking the entire time like he’s running a commentary channel because that’s the only way he can play the game 😭😭

Eustace seems like the type of guy to accidentally throw his mouse across the room when he gets jumpscared..

Tomathy: guys it wasn’t even scary lmao Also Tomathy: **accidentally speedruns the game and doesn’t even see the monster because it’s chasing everyone else**

Question: Omelettes zombie apocalypse gear. What are they wearing and what gear are they carrying on their persons?

Answer: Jerard probably has a belt that holds everything he needs like water strapped to his belt, a dagger while he looks all disheveled and his hair is all tangled.

Jules has a backpack that has everything she needs except a weapon so she’s really vigilant and cautious when she’s passing through the hordes.

Tomathy's wearing his sweater that’s all ripped apart now and his pants are dangling on by a single thread as he fashions a knife taped to a gun for extra efficiency as well as less storage.

Eustace has some fanny pack that has only a biscuit or two and some extra glass shards that he picked up on the way.

Luigi's carrying a bow and some arrows as he has a bandana wrapped around his head so only the first half of his face is revealed.

COMMENTARY:

I can imagine Jerard rushing in all disheveled trying and on his way to block the door but he just always looks that disheveled so his roommates don’t even bat an eye.

Eustace keeping glass shards in his fancy back that also has some snacks in it is some cruel form of Russian roulette but I respect the hustle

Luigi is on his way to shoot zombies AND survivors, no one is safe. He is the real threat.

Question: What are the omelettes like as baby sitters, should they be trusted?

Answer: Jerard keeps the kid alive by feeding them and keeping the indoors by playing tv, probably annoyed that he has to spend time but like will read them to sleep as he tucks them in and does his own thing.

Jules will accidentally set the kitchen on fire with a little small flame but is good at calming the kid down if they have a tantrum or like verbalising their feelings.

Luigi will literally keep the kid alive just barely cause he’ll try to feed them like extreme food combinations like avocado with scrambled egg without realising the kid’s allergic to egg.

Eustace plays really well with the kid and like going with the flow with the kid’s figure’s storyline and all that.

Tomathy would honestly be the best out of all of them like he’d make sure the kid doesn’t get driven over when they visit the park and pushing them on the swing and making the kid’s favourite food.

COMMENTARY:

Luigi will ALWAYS somehow feed people things they’re allergic to. It’s not even malicious, he’ll randomly just offer them the one thing that could kill them.

Question: What are the omelettes’ favourite movies?

Answer: Jerard - Interstellar

Jules - The Devil Wears Prada

Eustace - Everything Everywhere All At Once

Tomathy - Legally Blonde (guilty pleasure)

Luigi - The Seashell and the Clergyman

Andrew - The Usual Suspects

FAVOURITES TO LEAST: CITRUSY

Andrew

Jules

Eustace

Luigi

Tomathy

Boris

Brews

Dave

JJB

Timothy

Ms Harmon

Monty

Rue (sorry girl you’re the new kid and I know nothing about you 💔)

COMMENTARY:

TOMATHY’S ABOVE BORIS I WOULD’VE NEVER GUESSED BRO THAT TOMATHY/ BORIS RANKING CHOICE HAD ME BITING MY NAILS 😭😭😭

Question: What are some cute yolk interactions you can think of (e.g. Timothy and Dave gushing about sharks, Brewster fishing with Boris, Tomathy drawing on a sleeping Jules face ect)🙏

Answer: The yolks would go to barbenheimer all dressed differently so Jerard's in all pink, Jules is absolutely in a suit with the same hat and she’s tipping it off like Oppenheimer, Tomathy in both pink and with pink bracelets with a coat, Eustace in pink but also dressed in dark colours.

Boris taking a selfie with That Smile™ while Brewster is struggling to raise a fish and it’s just so chaotic.

Jules holding a duck and chasing Tomathy around cause he’s scared of birds.

Jules dressed as a minion but didn’t realise no one else got the memo so she’s all dressed up as the only one and everyone’s laughing 🥲🥲

Luigi climbing up a tree with only a knife and then the aftermath being a photo taken at the exact time he falls.

Eustace trying to be all serious when posing beside a bunch of leaves and bush as Tomathy just starts cracking up.

COMMENTARY:

I love them all so dearly they have a special place in my heart, they’re all such dumb idiots❤️

PROMPT: Omelettes if they were in the Blair witch project?

Answer: Jerard's freaking out and just being scared after the whole rocks scene where they cross the border.

Jules is just losing her mind eventually and tossing the map in the river without thinking and she’s just hysterically crying every night.

Tomathy's rocking himself to sleep and filming every moment of the day as much as he can and he just yells at everyone.

Eustace is probably so scared that he barely follows Tomathy in the murder house that he finds Tomathy staring in the corner and screams so loud.

Luigi's the witch.

COMMENTARY:

I should NOT be laughing at Jules but her “tossing the map in the river without thinking” and her just sobbing every night is making me cackle 😭😭😭

Tomathy “anger issues” Stoker🫶 blaming everyone but himself

STOP I DONT KNOW WHY BUT EUSTACE JUST WALKING INTO THE MURDER HOUSE AND SCREAMING UPON SEEING TOMATHY IN THE CORNER IS SO FUNNY???😭😭

Luigi: so you’re probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today **camera pans to everyone dead**

Question: How do you think a yolks' ghost-hunting au would work?

Answer: Jerard's absolutely scared of every noise even if he pretends to be nonchalant and cool (he's not by the way).

Luigi scares the ghosts back but also just holding the flashlight in his mouth the entire time and turning around.

Tomathy has the whole vlog camera and ghost recorders out so you just see a tiny child-man dressed in the heaviest equipment and fanny packs.

Eustace is probably in his tropical shirt and just accidentally bears witness to several ghost incidences/occurrences like the strongest evidence but never catching it on camera.

Question: How do you think each of the yolks would play the sims?

Answer: Jerard plays the sensible "proper" way.

Luigi basically kills his sims in the weirdest ways possible. (He would love pufferfish, rabid rodent fever and mold infestation)

Tomathy has the most cursed family line like either constantly affairs, cheating, babies out of wedlock etc, fighting, paternity tests etc

Eustace would join in with Tomathy.

Question: How would each yolk react to being stuck in a time loop?

Answer: Jerard's losing his mind.

Tomathy's grooving with it and having the time of his life.

Eustace's very stressed and bouncing everywhere.

Luigi's already stuck in one. It's a life without [REDACTED].

Question: Do you have any of those funny/weird group photos that you'd feel would be the yolks?

Answer: There's one where they're all wearing matching hats at a theme park [and one that takes a photo while riding a rollercoaster and it's just Tomathy with his hands up, Jerard screaming and clutching onto Jules, Luigi with a stoic face and Eustace off to the side like he's about to puke].

Another would be just Tomathy looking like he had a baking disaster with his hair all black and his face sooty. [There's another photo where Eustace managed to convince Tomathy to dye his hair unnaturally and the photo is just of Tomathy after the results and his hair is raccoon hair].

Another is when they took a photo of Jerard sleeping with marker drawn on his face [and Luigi takes a photo where Eustace is posing next to Jerard's body with a marker in his hand].

Question: What would each yolk do if they discovered they could stop whenever they wish?

Answer: Tomathy would lick every child's ice-cream in his vicinity.

Eustace would sleep more [but also I think explore the bakeries and cafes near him].

Luigi would make cups full of water or coffee float in mid-air before they spill on Jerard.

Jerard would either use this time to finish his work or have a day off every now and then.

Question: Who does each yolk main in Mario Kart?

Answer: Jerard is Princess Daisy (vibes?)

Tomathy is Princess Peach, Baby Bowser, Wario or Yoshi [Peach to annoy Jerard but his most main would be Baby Bowser]

Luigi is King Boo.

Eustace is Toadette for some reason...

Jules is Baby Bowser.

Boris is maybe Diddy Kong.

Brewster is Wario.

Dave is Luigi.

Question: How does each yolk react to being stuck in a death time loop eg. Happy Death Day?

Answer: Tomathy would actually try to stop the cycle or find out the cause (he'd win).

Eustace would try stopping it but he'd end up getting killed way too many times that he just feels hopeless at the end.

Jerard is going through the stages of grief.

Luigi would try to stab the killer back.

Question: How do the yolks in Minecraft play? What do they do?

Answer: Luigi would try to fit in with the villagers and would even have a villager skin.

Tomathy is just a miner.

Jules hunts for food and resources.

Eustace is probably a farmer but also explorer like he'd probably own a farm where he breeds cows and horses.

Jerard's playing with his roommates and wouldn't even play it if it was just him.

Andrew's trying to charm his way to get resources and food for free.

Boris is a rider.

COMMENTARY:

The good ol’ reliable way-back-machine **pets junk pile of metal** (AKA my camera roll 😭😭)

ALL PRAISE THE WAYBACK MACHINE (oopsiedaisiesroundabout's camera roll😭)

[maccreadysbaby]

Yes hi yes hi can you please give me a react of f!lone finding out butchs mom died in the vault and he doesn’t show up to class but she is a good person so she goes to find him and ask if he’s ok even though he’s so mean to her

yes! I’ve never played fo3 anywhere past leaving the vault, so that and other peoples works are all of the insight I have on butch’s personality. I’m so sorry if I portray him a little wonky💀😭 this is written under the implication that they don’t like each other

Nosebleed?™︎

She sighed heavily as she opened her textbook, flipping through it as she and the rest of the class waited for Mr. Brotch to make it into the classroom. It was already a few minutes past time for class to start, and Mr. Brotch was always on time. It just made Lone wonder. Not that she was complaining about wasted class time.

And for a while, it seemed like that was all it would be. That is, until Amata came barreling into the room, sliding into the desk in front of Lone and turning on a dime. Her dark ponytail whacked her in the face, but she didn’t even care. Her eyebrows shot sky high and she squeaked, albeit, quietly: “Did you hear?!”

Lone leaned in closer to her best friend, scanning her surprised and worried expression. “No? What’s up?”

“Butch’s mom, she… well, she died,” Amata whispered the statement, but it seemed to be the loudest thing in the room.

“… What?”

“Yeah, heard she drowned in all that vodka,” Amata whispered.

Lone instinctively glanced around, quickly finding Wally Mack and Paul Hannon at the front of the class, acting totally, completely normal. Did they even know? They had to know, Lone decided, why wouldn’t they? Butch would tell them, right? So why were they here and not with him? He was alone now, wasn’t he? He didn’t have any other family? Amata would take a month off of class to be with Lone if anything ever happened to her dad, so… why weren’t Butch’s friends doing the same?

“-Earth to Lone,”

Lone glanced back at Amata, who was still staring at her. “Sorry, what?”

“I said doesn’t that suck. I don’t know what I’d do if my dad died,”

Lone nodded, glancing back at Wally Mack and Paul Hannon in their stupid jackets. They’d wear the symbol of their group but not waste their time being there for one of them?

Surely Lone was overthinking. They probably didn’t even know. How did Amata even know?

“Where did you hear all of this?” Lone questioned. Amata cocked her head to the side, chuckling.

“My dads the overseer, or did you forget? Plus, my dads out in the hall telling Mr. Brotch,”

Oh, right. The overseer.

Lone glanced around the room warily.

“Where’s Butch?”

Amata looked at her best friend, calculating, questioning with her eyes. “I don’t know, probably holed up in his room. Why?”

“By himself?”

Amata furrowed her brow. “I mean, the rest of his social group is here, so I’d assume. Unless one of the adults is in there with him.”

“You think one is?”

“Probably not. The only other one the least bit qualified to handle any of this is your dad, and I just saw him,” Amata stated, brushing some fallen hair out of her face. “Why?”

“I mean… it kinda sucks for him to be alone, doesn’t it?” Lone questioned, glancing anxiously at the door. Her leg was bouncing underneath the desks. Amata glanced down at it.

“Oh, don’t tell me you’re thinking of going. Butch DeLoria is a mega-douchebag, Lone, especially to us. He’d probably just curse you right back out the door anyways,” Her best friend reasoned. “I know you like to play the role of the vaults resident nicey-nice, but Butch is not someone to pity.”

Lone scoffed. “This isn’t a little misfortune, Amata. Trust me, if it was, I’d laugh. His mother just died.”

“I know that, but… look, even if Butch lets you be all nicey-nice for a minute, he’ll never let you live it down. You’re loading his gun,”

Lone snickered. “If Butch DeLoria lets me be nicey-nice without his arrogance getting in the way? He’s loading mine, too.”

Amata sighed, running a hand over her face. “I won’t stop you, but I think you’ll regret it.”

Lone glanced around again. Where was Mr. Brotch? Oh, right, in the hallway with Amata’s dad.

Lone couldn’t stop her leg from bouncing as she thought over everything in her head. If she went, she’d probably just get a lifetime supply of embarrassment. But if she didn’t, if he was left alone, what if he wasn’t okay? What if he needed someone right then and she didn’t go? As much as she disliked Butch DeLoria, she couldn’t help but feel for him. And as rude as he was, she couldn’t shake the fact that everything inside of her was telling her to go. After all, most mean people have sucky circumstances that make them mean. So was he even a bad guy? The answer was obviously yes. Or was it?

“Wish me luck,” Lone muttered, leaving her textbook on the desk and rising from the seat.

“Seriously?” Amata questioned, shaking her head. “Well, if you come back with a bloody nose, I’ll say I told you so!”

Lone shook her head as she made her way into the hall. She spotted Mr. Brotch and The Overseer speaking in an adjacent hall, so they’d be easy enough to tip-toe by. She couldn’t help but listen in to their conversation as she passed.

“-don’t know. He’s a sixteen year old trouble child. I’m not sure who’d be open to taking him in,”

“-but you aren’t just gonna leave him alone, are you?”

“He’s practically been raising himself all these years anyhow. It might be less stressful for him to work through it alone instead of throwing him into another family setting,”

“But he’s a child-“

Their voices faded as Lone got farther away from them. They were thinking about putting Butch with another family? Butch? As much as she felt for him, she agreed that there probably wasn’t a soul in the vault who’d agree to taking in Butch DeLoria.

She weaseled her way down toward the residential area, into the deeper parts of the vault. Was she really doing this? Going to speak to Butch DeLoria, willingly? She didn’t think about it much because she knew she’d change her mind. She just needed to do it.

So, she exhaled heavily when she stopped at his door. God, she couldn’t believe she was going through with this. But, would she want to be alone if her dad died? Even if Butch was the one who showed up? No.

With a deep breath, she gently rapped her knuckles against the door.

It took a few seconds for him to answer — during which she was rethinking all of her life’s choices — but the door eventually slid open.

Butch looked… normal. He was still wearing his jacket, still has his hair all greased up and perfect. Even the judgmental look he gave her was the same as normal.

“What do you want?” He asked, disappearing from the doorway but leaving it open so she could speak. She stepped forward a tiny bit so she could see him trail over to a couch and sit down on it.

“I was coming to see if you’re… okay. I noticed Wally and Paul weren’t doing such a great job at it,”

Butch inhaled and exhaled slowly. “Yeah, I’m all fine and dandy. You can go now.”

Lone shifted on her feet. “Oh, okay. I’m… sorry about your mom.”

“Me, too,” He replied nonchalantly, propping his elbow on the arm of the sofa and resting his forehead on it.

“Do you need anything?” She continued.

“Sure, I need lots of things, but your pity isn’t one of them,” He hissed, eyeing her from the couch with narrowed eyes. His words were dripping with so much venom that she suddenly understood why he called himself a snake. “Why’re you really here? Recon so you and Amata can laugh at me later?”

Lone’s mouth fell open. “I’m not- I don’t-“

“Just get out, yeah?”

Lone sighed heavily. Amata was right. “I’m not here to make fun of you. That’s your thing, not mine. I just thought you might not want to be alone. Obviously I was wrong.”

She huffed, turning on her heel to head back out the door. She knew she shouldn’t have come. What was she thinking? That it’d be all fine and dandy and he’d have a holly jolly time? Amata was right. She needed to get a grip on this nicey-nice stuff before it came back to haunt her.

Just as she crossed the threshold to the hallway, Butch’s voice came again: “Paul and Wally don’t know.”

She froze, pivoting on her heel back towards the door. She glanced inside. “They don’t?”

Butch shifted on the couch, crossing his legs. “I was trying to keep the number of people knowing to a minimum, and they can’t keep their meatheads shut.”

Lone took another step forward, watching his face to determine her next move. He didn’t say anything, so she stepped again.

“Want me to close the door?”

“Don’t care, nosebleed. If Amata told you, it’s only a matter of time before everyone else knows. She’s always been into handing my personal information out around the vault like Halloween candy.”

Lone sighed and turned backwards, pressing the button to close the door. It slid shut and clicked. He was right, about Amata. She’d told the entire class his mom was a drunk two years ago when he’d insulted her particularly grossly.

“Is there… anything you wanna talk about, or do? Maybe take your mind off of everything?” She asked, stepping forward again. She was thinking about making a move for the seat next to him, but she wasn’t that confident yet. “I can get a board game or something. Or we can just… talk. Up to you.”

“You are trying way too hard to be helpful and it’s making me nauseous. Just sit down,” He ordered. Lone shut her mouth and obeyed, taking a seat to his left and pressing herself against the farthest arm of the couch. Well, she was in the room, so that was a start, right? Right?

They fell silent for a solid five minutes. It felt like a year and Lone quietly wished she was dead for all of it.

“Your moms dead, isn’t she?” Butch asked suddenly. Lone glanced over at him, brows knitted together.

“You definitely know how to start a conversation,” She shook her head. “But yeah — died in childbirth.”

“Do you blame yourself?” He continued. She scanned his face, trying to read it for what in the world he was after, but there was a glint of genuineness in his icy eyes that she’d never seen before, and she didn’t want to lose it by being sarcastic.

“Uh, sometimes,” She replied, glancing down at her hands for a second. “I mean, it wasn’t really my fault but it feels like it, y’know?”

He stayed quiet for a few moments, looking across the room at nothing in particular. “How do you… make that go away? The guilt?”

Lone looked back up at him, her chest tightening as she suddenly understood what this was about.

“You’re… not the reason your mom died, Butch,”

He turned his head away from her. “She was getting better with the drinking, she really was. But it started again when she sobered up enough to realize what I was up to. Who I am.”

Lone’s voice went deathly soft. “It’s not your fault.”

“You don’t know that,” He muttered.

“I know that your mom was coherent enough to make her own choices. You can’t take responsibility for other people’s actions, you just can’t,” Lone tried. “Everyone has free will, you can’t make anyone do anything. They choose it themselves.”

“Why does it feel like it was all my fault, then?” He finally looked back over at her, and her breath hitched in her throat when she saw glossy, crystal clear tears pooling at the bottom of his eyes. Hers immediately started to burn, but she blinked it away.

“You’re… taking too much responsibility,” She stated, looking away at the same time he did. “It isn’t gonna get you anywhere other than exactly where she was. You just need to… let yourself understand that it wasn’t you, it was her.”

He sighed, shakily. “But she did it because of me.”

“That was her choice to make,” Lone stated, carefully reaching over and resting a hand on the shoulder of Butch’s leather jacket. He didn’t move away like she thought he would. “Just let it sink in. It was her choice.”

He let out another shaky breath, accompanied by a few tears rolling down his face. Lone didn’t say anything about them, only rubbed his shoulder the slightest bit, sympathy painted across her features. This was a situation she never thought she’d be in. Ever.

“Why are you here? Helping me?” He asked suddenly. She didn’t move her hand.

“Because you’re hurting, and I’m not just gonna leave you to do it alone. Even the infamous Butch DeLoria needs someone he can lean on,” She explained, but he didn’t look at her. “I know what it feels like to lose your mom. And I didn’t want you to go through it alone.”

He sucked in another breath. “What am I gonna do now? I don’t have anybody.”

Lone scooter the slightest bit toward him, moving her hand from his shoulder to the back of his neck. “Well, I didn’t say I was leaving anytime soon.”

As soon as her hand was there, it hardly took any force to pull him into her because he was already on the way. She held her breath for a moment, because Butch DeLoria was seriously crying on her right now, Butch DeLoria. She could feel his shoulders trembling and his head was really warm on her shoulder. But she settled soon enough, rubbing his back lightly.

He would definitely be back to calling her Nosebleed in no time, and frankly, she wouldn’t mind as much.

[noahtally-famous]

rewatching ridonculous race and I just came up with the wildest 'crack' thought that would prob be single-handedly genius or The Worst Thing Ever.

as usual I’m making it everyone’s problem lmao

a Dave & Keith duo team participating in the race. And their team name is ‘liked the same girl’ or smth like that idk

some extra details:

Sky definitely forced them into it as a ‘Bonding Experience’ bc of the complaining and arguing (and plus she was tired af of how annoying they are). I like to think after PI, Dave approached her and genuinely actually apologized for his actions, like he finally realized how unhinged he turned into and regretted it, and she apologized too for leading him on and not handling the situation better, and they respected the ultimate decision to not date but remained a weird combo of acquaintance-friends. there was a lot of apologizing, crying (bc of course there is), words said, and it took a while but they overcame that massive hurdle.

naturally, Keith isn’t so quick to trust the guy though, and Dave still has bad memories abt him so the tension between them still remains thick.

them arguing legit the entire time they’re on, and live to make each others lives more annoying while facepalming at the others stupidity. (they're a hit among the viewers btw, bc of course they are)

“says the girlfriend-kisser!” “for the last time, I didn’t know you two were dating or else I wouldn’t have kissed her!” “pfft. yeah that’s what you’d like to think.” “uh, yeah, I do think that. because her lips have touched yours and who knows how disgusting your lips are and where they’ve been.” “excuse me, you take that back right now!” “I don’t hear you denying it, bad kisser.” “is that the best you’ve got, Mr. Not Getting Any?” "that's not what the girl you thought liked you was thinking when she kissed me--oh, too soon?" "I will fucking murder you."

everyone else, hearing this go down: what the fuck

homoerotic tension but no one rlly knows whether that tension is due to them actually having underlying emotions other than ‘deep dislike’ or whether that’s just an add-on to their rivalry and they’re just dumb enough to say stuff with double meanings

similar to the point above, no one rlly knows whether to consider them ‘dating but doesn’t know it yet’ or simply enemies

Dwayne Sr. and Dwayne Jr. watching Pahkitew Island on the plane rides and bombarding Dave with questions abt his time there, and making fun of certain parts of the show. Keith is happy to indulge if it means making fun of Dave’s worst moments (“which are like all of them!” “at least I had guts to audition for that damn show.” “are you calling me a coward?” “congratulations. you’ve connected the dots.”)

idk whether they’d end up having a rivalry with another team or if they’re so invested in each other that no one else wants to get between that lmao

it’s funny bc they waste no time rubbing each other the wrong way, but for the sake of winning challenges they’d set aside their rivalry temporarily and work together (and ironically, they make a pretty good team). idk how they’d react if another team made fun of either of them—probably not the most positive; I feel like they’d be the type to laugh at the others misery/frustration at first, but if a certain line is crossed, intervention occurs.

I’ve this silly hc that Noah and Dave are family friends, so interactions between them and the occasional Keith ones are bound to be interesting

I literally don’t know what Keith would look like. When I was younger, I imagined him looking like a sort-of Duncan without the dyed hair (yeah, idk either). But now I’m like ‘would Sky rlly date a guy like that? she’d want to be with someone more sporty and athletic and competitive, probably.’ and now I’m stumped on trying to imagine Keith looks-wise 😭

perhaps he's a combination of the two?? bc I also can't see Sky dating the jockest jock to ever jock lmfao

they have to go through the sewage system in the prison episode, and Dave gets flashbacks from Pahkitew and he's all 'nope, not happening. I'm not touching that disgusting water, do you know how many germs and bacterias are in there?', so Keith's like 'ffs you dramatic shit' and has to carry Dave or piggy-back him until they reach the exit while Dave's alternating between clinging to him like a koala and leaning as far away from him as possible without falling off. (I'm sensing potential bonding over Dave's germaphobia and stuff).

Keith def kept up on the Pahkitew Island season so he knows exactly what Dave is talking abt when he refers to certain episodes.

The Haters/Daters love them, they're all like "those two know what's up. they're exactly like us" and Keith & Dave are like "...no we're not??" and the Haters/Daters are like "you're not dating?!"

Keith doesn't lose his shit easily, he's actually pretty chill and patient--which makes sense given in most sports, you gotta be patient. (Dave's the one who gets all emotional tbvh.) But, naturally, Dave's the only exception when it comes to the whole 'not losing shit easily' deal

"he's your boyfriend. you calm him down." "he's YOUR family friend though?! and for the last time, we're not dating!" -- a Noah and Keith interaction

[ultrone]

No bc I have considered lottie and a sister dynamic SO much - thank you Ultrone’s brain and blog - and I have NEVER considered how knowing Lottie’s mental condition and being conflicted between it and the prophecy messiah thing would have affected that aghhhh

Especially the weirder shit gets like how far would you let lottie and everyone else go before saying anything if you knew that it was that no I have too many thoughts now and even then maybe if you did try to say anything how would everyone else react to it bc they like idolised her and you’re slating on her rah

Too many thoughts too many thoughts ,,, if you have more thoughts on the subject do do do tell them please I’m trying to gather my brain together to talk w you about it but I simply don’t have any new or interesting words 💔

ikr? it would also change everything. cuz at first, lottie for sure knew that her hallucinations were due to running out of pills. however, as everyone began to worship her and feed into her delusions, she started to believe that everything was actually happening—until everyone felt the same way too. it was like a snowball effect that kept growing until everyone fell for it 😭 but what if lottie's sibling was there? someone who is well aware of their sister's condition, someone who would be there to reassure her that it was all in her head no matter how crazy things got. maybe that's all lottie needed— just a bit of reassurance that it wasn't real—and a lot of things could've been prevented. i’m sure they’d all still be a bit crazy by being out there for so long, but maybe they wouldn't have killed javi and all that 😭 because they wouldn't have an excuse for it like the “wilderness chose” and such, since there's no wilderness. it's probably just unmedicated lottie and everyone's hunger that developed into a shared psychotic disorder ☠️ especially cuz they weren’t religious, except for laura lee (as far as i remember), so they also needed that faith to keep them going u know

if u have any more thoughts lmk 😼🫶🏼

[joyandeggs]

OK I REALLY HOPE THAT YOUR WRITING REQUESTS ARE OPENN

i saw ur writing with knuckle and shoot, and im fan girling so hard right now 😭😭

(tw!!) been going through a tough patch recently. if you could maybe write head canons on how they’d react if their significant other attempted suicide, i’d be forever in your debt 😔

TW: Talking about sad stuff, suic*de, intrusive and depressing thoughts

Hey! I saw this the other day, and...can I just say how thankful I am? For you checking out my writing, and for wanting to message me. Seriously, thank you so much.

I am so sorry you have been going through a tough patch lately. To be completely honest, so have I. A lot has happened to me the past year or so, and it hasn't been that great. I get too deep into my own head, overthinking everything and letting awful intrusive thoughts take me over. Depression tries to get the best of me, especially when I genuinely feel like the world would be better if I was not here. That I have no purpose in life, that my loved ones really do not love me like I do them, that nobody would ever even care about me. All of that is not true. It is not true for you, and it is not true for anyone reading this who needs to hear reassurance right now. Absolutely not. I have been doing much better than what I was for a long time now, despite the new year personally getting to me. Life for me right now is just...unfullfilling, conflicting, and stressful. Hopefully, I will get through my own rough patch. It just takes time. In the meantime, I have been sticking to making my own happiness, taking it one day at a time, and trying to stay positive. It is what it is.

I will keep you in my thoughts. ❤️‍🩹

You Are Not Alone

Knuckle

Knuckle has had his fair share of his own awful thoughts. With his unspoken past, what all he has been through growing up and making his way to become a highly ranked Beast Hunter, he has come a long way to get to where he is now.

Seeing you attempt anything leaves him wide eyed, panicking over your safety. Heartbroken, shaky, holding onto for dear life. At first, he doesn't know what to do or say, other than think of how could you possibly want to do something like that to yourself?! You are too good, too special and too important to him and to others-- But of course, he doesn't say that. He knows you, but he doesn't know what all you're going through. The best thing that he can do for you right now is, if you are comfortable with it, hold you to his chest and quietly reassure you with calming words that he can manage at the time.

"_____... Please know that I am always here for you. If you ever need someone to talk to, someone to sit with when your thoughts get to be too much, tell me. I don't care if it's the middle of the night or I'm in the middle of a mission, I will answer the phone if you call! ...You probably want me to shut up, huh? Heh, I can do that. I just want you to know how much you mean to me. How much I love you. Alright?"

Shoot

Shoot knows of these feelings well, and it breaks his heart to hear and/or see someone else going through the same. He has been through so much throughout his life, the struggles of becoming a Hunter, losing his arm, becoming stronger physically and mentally...

The moment he sees them attempt something life threatening makes him act fast. Don't. One word, and he is holding onto you, your hand, your face, or hugging you to his body. At first, he is going to awkwardly stand there and hesitate what to do, but that's just because he wants to know what he can do for you. He doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything by doing something you wouldn't want (if you prefer a bit of distance compared to actual touch and closeness.) Shoot just wants what's best for you. That being said, he will softly talk to you in order to distract you from any further bad thoughts.

"I am so sorry you're going through all of this. I know how hard it is. Trust me. I...I struggle with the same thoughts. You're not alone, _____. We'll get through this together. If you ever need anything, I will always...always be here for you."