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Thinking about Regulus and Dorcas killing Voldemort together.
#marauders era#fuck jkr#harry potter#regulus black#dorcas meadowes#then killing voldy would heal me#they’d be so scary#and their friendship is SO underrated
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Meanwhile in a Alternate universe where bullying doesn’t exist
#they’d still be so gay for each other#but in a scary way not as cute#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sonic movie spoilers#ugly sonic
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perhaps a controversial opinion and like. no hate to anyone who likes femsamdean because i like it too but. there is some distinct element of samdean that relies on them being dudes. like….. if they were girls (esp afab girls) do u know how much they would have to be doing to warrant the same “why are they so close… that’s weird” reaction?? the amount of casual affection that girls/girl passing ppl can get away with is insane compared to guys that look like sam&dean. they could be walking about arms linked, kissing each other on the cheek and saying cute nicknames and ppl wouldn’t find it Suspicious. there’s something so jarring (esp in smalltown, usa) about seeing two giant muscly Dudes be touchy with each other. if hunters heard that there were 2 sisters that were badass hunters and their relationship was weirdly close they’d be falling over each other to beg for a threesome. but no. sam and dean are huge and scary and could crush any hunter with one hand. AND they make lovey eyes at each other and sit way too close and live together in their 30s. and no one can say a damn thing about it even tho it’s fucking WEIRD. and that’s what makes it so GOOD. but if they’re girls that part is so diminished. don’t even get me started on how the dynamic with john would be jfc
#not that i endorse the fact that men can’t be affectionate in a platonic way#or that men are nasty about lesbians#it’s just. the vibe is suddenly so different ya know?#and i just…. i love ppl being too scared of them to comment#if they were girls (even rlly scary ones) ppl would comment#dean would break their wrists. but they’d keep doing it#like it’s just true that shitty men simply are not as scared of women as they of men#wincest#mars.txt#this isn’t even getting into the intricacies of them being trans or nb or anything
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I’m gonna say it: I think Malleus Draconia would relate to Edward Cullen just a bit too much for comfort.
#argue with the wall#Edward has a ‘oh wow Bella is so intriguing because I can’t read her mind she’s not like other girls’ moment#and Hornton has a ‘oh wow child of man is so intriguing they don’t know I’m super scary they’re not like other students’ moment#I’m convinced he wouldn’t see anything wrong with Edward stalking Bella because he’s talked Yuu for sure#he’d think it was all quite romantic#Yuu better not show him the books or movies or they’d lose him#twisted wonderland#twst#malleus draconia#twst malleus
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im thinking of changing my name again because im cursing at my 14 year old self who picked this random white name for me to live with now so ive been researching traditional Sakha names to get it right and apparently before the russians came and fucked up all our shit with their taxes and christianity, it was the norm for every Sakha person to change their name in their lifetime if not twice, then three times, and who knows if maybe more
basically, the newborn Sakha in the pre-christianity era would be given a name right away after birth like all kids, but once they grew up and started exhibiting individual traits they would be given a descriptive nickname which could describe pretty much anything about a person - positive characteristics, negative characteristics, physical quirks, facial features, body type, age, etc etc. one of my faves i found was Бэлтэкэ (Belteke) with means ‘round face’. would fit me ngl
anyways this is awesome news for me and i just wanted to share because learning that changing names throughout your life is historically super normal for our people makes me feel better about changing it for the second time, yknow? especially with the fact that those names were an individual’s descriptor. almost kind of like being trans and changing your name to one that suits you as a person better so you don’t walk around with the one that had nothing to do with who you really are on a personal level for your whole life
#also#apparently we had the practice of naming our kids ugly names to wart off demons too#i wonder if there’s ever been a Sakha kid named after the word hiccup#mostly from what ive read it was names based on nature like scary animals or gross insec#so they’d be walking around named Wolf and Polar Bear and stuff#sick as hell no?????#gene talks#sakha#yakut
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Wasn’t it enough that Eden violated Dolph’s autonomy by making him a war machine? They just had to experiment with his reproductive system without even telling him?!
Is it obvious I got complicated feelings on mother/parent hood? Because I do lmao and I’m shoving my feelings on to the depressed cyborg
don’t read below if you don’t want to see titty suckling
#captain laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#laserfrog#captain laserhen#Doodles#not safe for kids#tw mpreg#mpreg#pregnancy horror#not exactly but that’s what this au is kinda about?#Scary enough how much people I know irl changed so much after giving birth#And wondering what my own mother was like as a person before she became my mam#So Dolph going through that as someone whose sense of self was already taken from him#Would be so interesting and sad (he has help though!)#The only solid idea I kinda have atm is Eden is pretty heavy on the eugenics nonsense#And so decided to mess with Dolph so not only he could get pregnant#But any kids he had would only get “good genes” since they wanted to ensure if dolph died they’d have “back ups” so to speak#But he was better off as a cyborg warrior so they never thought to use that “function” or even mention it to Dolph#Tw autonomy violation
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holy fuck, this gives the zenin so much more lore than what we got in the manga. like the potential is right there to have this great inter-clan generational dispute and cold war but gege just breezes past it and then gets rid of it completely.
with all this cool new shut we’re getting about them, im almost glad that megumi was born a boy. like could you imagine just how much worse the zenin would have been to him if he was a girl? they already have the whole misogyny thing going for them and then their version of jesus pops up and it turns out that it’s a girl who wields their prized technique?
god, i can’t imagine just how much more controlling they would be towards megs, although im still not sure if the whole training until ur bones fall off would still happen. i feel like naoya would be different towards megs but we also know that the zenin are totally okay with incest so i hate where that would go.
It would have been bad.
See, I think the entire training until your bones fall off thing would still happen, but there would be an added layer of cruelty towards it. Because megumi was a little boy who was being trained in a way that even adults couldn’t have handled, so of course he spent a lot of time getting hit and a lot of time crumpling under the pressure and exhaustion. There are very, very few instances where he remembers actually leaving the training room on his own two feet. He usually was pushed until he collapsed and woke up later in the room they kept for him. But if he was a little girl in the same circumstances? They’d make every “failing” about her sex. They’d blame her being a girl for it and constantly use it as a source of sneering superiority.
It would also be bad because she would very much be seen as a source of descendants. Boy Megumi wouldn’t necessarily be exempt from that, but it would happen sooner for girl Megumi.
Bloodline is very important to the Zenin. Inheriting power, techniques—they want to continue the flow of power through the generations. And most of the Zenin clan (and the wider jujutsu world) believe that Megumi is the most powerful Zenin alive right now, if not Gojo’s equal, and the only reason why hes being graded as a Grade Two sorcerer is because gojo’s purposefully sabotaging his development. Like. Mindset is a huge amount of jujutsu ability. Yuuta went from getting beaten up by normal high schoolers to having some combat ability but needing inumaki to handle a semi grade one to being the second most powerful person alive in the span of a few months. He absolutely blitzed the previous second most powerful person alive when he would have lost that same fight a few hours previous. There’s a lot of people convinced Megumi’s on Gojo’s level but he’s been keeping him on a leash since childhood. But the powers still there in his blood.
That’s power the Zenin want to pass on, regardless of gender. But as a boy, Megumi’s got a little bit more leeway—men are accepted as warriors first in the clan, and age won’t affect his ability to procreate. If megumi was a girl? She’s got that goddamn biological clock ticking down. As the ten shadows, I think the Zenin would still expect her as a warrior, but they’d also have a fucking quota she needs to fill before the clock hits zero. And they’d have some very proprietary concerns about making sure no one outside of the clan has a chance to become involved with her. They’d want her to stay within the clan with her partners. And they’d be absolutely creepy and weird about how they went about it. It’s a little bit of a mercy that Megumi’s a boy.
#sea glass gardens#the Zenin already see boy megumi as their property#girl megumi? she’d be doomed#they already see women as property#they’d take a fucking hit out on yuuji I can tell you that#I’m a shameless itafushi shipper and while I don’t really write genderbend I don’t see a reason to change shipping them if I did#yuuji has this angry scary pretty girl who for some reason is down to hold his hand and then her fucking cousins hire a sniper#editing tags because I have more to say it’s one of my flaws#there’s so much of Megumi’s situation as a kid that was just horrible and miserable and full of pain#there were so many times he woke up in that stupid room too beaten up and bruised and exhausted to move#he was too tired to summon his dogs for comfort#and the Zenin hated when he treated his shikigami as pets anyway#I like to think megumi was actually scared of the dark when he was a kid#he was a child who saw monsters and didn’t have an explanation for them#they terrified him#his sister had a monster in the hall closet that wanted to eat her and he tried to be brave but he shook every time it came out#and it only came out at night#he was six. he was afraid of the dark.#he never told the Zenin but he could tell they somehow knew#his room was always kept so dark and there was never a nightlight permitted#he’d just wake up in the pitch and never know if anything was in there with him#he was hurt. he couldn’t move. and he was afraid of the dark#and sometimes megumi feels like he’s still that fucking six year old who got lugged from the training room unconscious and dumped in#the dark alone
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claire’s father 100% knows it was sebastian who told claire’s mother about the affair (because who else would have been? claire?). and sebastian knows he knows too.
#this is sad to me because i can understand sebastian’s reasoning sooo much. because like#you do not get the level of enmeshment claire and her father had going on.#claire doesn’t choose biology because she feels ‘pressured’. she chooses it because it’s the only thing she sees#i don’t blame sebastian for thinking he was going to hell claire. if he wasn’t around claire would be fine#but here’s the thing lmao her father moving out just means she gets to spend more time just with her father. when he gets to see her#plus with the divorce going on each parent used claire for their own interests. and claire’s father was really good at it#there’s no christine now but there’s claribel#anyway. her father never liked sebastian because he wears weird jeans and has a loser hairstyle. and he wants to go to film school#after the affair thing much less. and i think sebastian has always been terrified of him lmaoooo.#sebastian is really good at apprearing non chalant and normal but he was shitting himself every time claire’s father was around the house#like visibility. he was sweating stuttering this man is going to kill me.#meanwhile claire is like do you think my myspace profile looks cool like this or should i add another gif#visibly*#claire and sebastian could not stay in her room if her parents were home and that sucked because they’d have to stay in the living room#which was weird and claire is a weird person sebastian DID NOT want to have conversations with claire in front of her parents#so they’d watch films or alternatively they’d go to sebastian’s place. and that place was terrible for claire’s allergies. which she did not#know about. but she loved his cats.#ANYWAY. i think sebastian is even more terrified of her father after he tells claire’s mother about the affair. he doesn’t see him as often#anymore but he’s constantly Afraid her father is going toDo Something. and it’s scary because he always has claire#oc: claire swanson#oc: sebastian ballion
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Everyone wish me luck i guess
#scary (not scary just the most detailed thing i’ll have practiced so far)#🩸#i need to draft a cover letter i guess. to ask some shops if they’d be open to apprenticing me.
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I’m also glad his hair is normal 😭 like I wouldn’t mind him being sandy blonde for the movie but at the same time he mentioned so much during tbosas press about how much they bleached his hair that I had a feeling they wouldn’t do that again. But I also don’t think their hair (Alex and Poppy’s) are that relevant, so it really wouldn’t matter if they change their hair or not imo.
I’ve seen people complain about it but I get it on the level if you’ve read this book when it first came out or ANY time before casting came out and you loved it dearly, seeing that sort of thing can be upsetting but idk😭their hair color has no impact on the story but they both look great and Tom’s hair looked good from those photos and im happy it’s his hair😭
#asks#that was also my driving reason for why his hair wouldn’t be blonde I was like#I don’t think he’d wanna dye it like that again but Alex has hair not a buzz so that’s why I was worried they’d go wig#WIG is scary#but honestly it looks like they even dyed his hair DARKER bdjsxnsndn so idk
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omfg there was a ginormous daddy long legs in my room last night and i’m arachnophobic right. and the only thing that was calming me down was one of jieun’s lines in memem so i was curled up in a fetal position on my bed repeating “bear gummy gummy” when i got too scared
#my sister was on call because i’m actually not at home right now i’m somewhere else LMFAOO#so it was extra scary cause i don’t even LIVE here like i didn’t have a shoe to hit it with#because i am not near them. i do not know where they’d even be like that. because i do not live here#bear gummy gummy…#also the thing that finally calmed my mind was the video of yeri pouring like#dirt or cocoa or something into water#and then pouring more water into it as a metaphor#LMFAOOO#the reveluv grind never stops i guess…#🧸#bear. gummy. gummy.#beargummygummy#everyone would heal if they said bear gummy gummy
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do you have a list of what all the phighters are gonna be in your mermaid au :0
still really nervous to say who’s who because I don’t want people to copy any of my ideas because I’ve seen someone be scarily close to what I’ve been doing and stuff (no blame on them though because to be fair I guess it’s a little generic, it’s just a tad nerve racking I would say :’DD!), but you can refer to some of my older posts for what’s what :DDD! Sorry LMAO I just got anxiety and I’m silly like that
#Yeaaaaaah specifically I saw someone earlier with ideas really close to mine#And it kind of made me errrrr really nervous since I don’t want it to come off as me copying others#Yeah I know that technically a mermaid au is pretty generic but I’ve seen a lot of other people do it and yeah to be fair people do have th#Same ideas a bunch :DD!#There’s no harm in that of course and it’s not like I’m angry or anything :3!#I just don’t really want someone (specifically I’m afraid of bigger artists) to see my au and copy it to an absolute t so and then have to#Risk getting on someone’s bad side because they think I’m copying them!#So yeah :’DDD#Just refer to my older posts and I explain a lot of it there#Sorry LMAO I feel like such a jerk typing this because I don’t wanna gate keep mermaid aus#People are 100% free to make whatever they’d like for an au!#It’s really cool seeing other people come up with ideas!#Irs just a bit scary when they are SCARILY close to mine :’DD#Anyways YEAH SORRY MY GUY#Qna#cro chatter#PHIGHTING mermaid au
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I finally just did the scary phone call I’ve been putting off for weeks and practically months now, someone tell me how good I am 🥺
#it wasn’t that scary tbh but they’d called me about it so many times and I never answered back and I felt like they were mad at me 😭😭#and I was embarrassed that it took me so long. gotta love adhd shame.#but i was a good girl and I did it and the lady was very nice ☺️#sunnyposting
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Haiii hello :3 I’m back again with more stsg thoughts !! So,, I feel like we can all recognise that teen stsg are complete and utter losers BUT there are quite a few scenes in the anime that make it obvious that the both of them are capable of being serious to protect people when it’s necessary.. and it made me think of how they would react if you got seriously injured hmmm HMMMMM (this totally isn’t yummy to me because I wanna see feral protective stsg…. Totally…..) or maybe it’s a lil like when Toji told sugu that he killed satoru hhhh … like ur all on a mission together and u get separated somehow and satoru is like “where tf did y/n go 🙁🙁” and whoever they’re fighting comes outta nowhere like “oh I killed th-“ 💥💥💥💥💥💥 ‘n it turns out you’re just a little injured 😭😭 but I feel like they’d be sooo dramatic and worried about you :( and satoru “jokes” that now they won’t be able to leave u alone incase u get injured again…he’s just gonna have to keep an eye on u and protect u forever and ever (he means it) and sugu js goes full mother mode like he’s forcing u to stay in bed, makes you soup, reminds u to take pain meds and listens to every word of advice the doctor gives to help u recover from the injury 💔💔 hrherh I know this wasn’t as long as my usual asks but I thought it was cute and I’ve been thinking about the stupid losers all day… can’t wait to see the sashisu thing uve been working on too !! I love them sooo much I know shoko doesn’t get much love in this fandom :( loser boys (stsg) taking up too much of the spotlight smh…. Move outta the way…. It’s bae shokos turn…. (Joke I still love stsg💔) but she’s my cute tired loser wife with a coffee addiction and I hold her very dear to my heart she’s my princess with a disorder (the disorder is depression) hehe I hope u have a wonderful day/night/whatever time it is for uuu !! — stsg anon !! 💗🌸

had to go into pixlr to make this r u proud of me…. HEHEH STSG ANON MY SWEETIE my number one supplier of treats <33333 i loveloveloveeee feral protective stsg…. ure so real…… they’re both wolfboys at heart i think .
but ohhhh u always get them perfectly….. toru joking around to lighten to mood (but he’s actually not joking at all) while sugu goes mother hen mode……… :((( they’re both sooo so worried. there’s nothing they wouldn’t do to protect u!!!….. one scenario i keep thinking of is reader falling down a set of stairs or slipping on a patch of ice when it’s cold n slippery outside…. and spraining their ankle… so stsg has to take care of them and they’re both just. Wrecks. bc they feel sooo guilty and they hate seeing u in pain….. i imagine that it’d hit sugu extra hard so toru tries to be more serious and mature than usual to make up for it!! idk i just feel like sugu is especially prone to blaming himself over things like this :((( even if it wasn’t his fault at all…. and he tries to distract himself from the shame by tending to u like a baby chick. makes u food and carries u around the house…. sits u down on his lap and tries to distract u from the way his eyes gloss over w tears bc he can’t stop looking at the cast on ur foot and he just feels so incredibly guilty :((((((((….. sniffle. i wanna hug him.
i got carried away phfkdjkdkf BUT I LOVE YOUUU STSG ANON and i love this concept sm…….. they’re both papabears :((( i feel like satoru gets a lot more serious when you’re injured, while suguru gets more meek than usual…. it’s kind of a reversal of their usual roles but it’s great bc they balance each other out !! :3 like. in the scenario above i feel like satoru might get frustrated bc they told you to be careful not to slip on the ice or whatever but suguru is there to remind him that you’re in pain and that it was an accident :(( and when it’s a more minor injury i think suguru is the one to get slightly condescending bc why would you go out into the rain without a jacket?? /obviously/ you’d catch a cold, dummy. and satoru is there to defend your honour with his life LMAO…… they’re sooo so silly.
ALSOOOO STSG ANON ….. i’m so glad that ure excited for the sashisu fic 😭😭😭 that made me so happy!!! i agree sm, shoko is sooo underrated she’s my little meow meow i love her sm :((
she’s my cute tired loser wife with a coffee addiction and I hold her very dear to my heart she’s my princess with a disorder (the disorder is depression)
YOU’RE SO REALLLLL PDHFJJDJF MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WITH A DISORDER <3…. i knew i could trust u stsg anon, she’s SUCH a loser and we don’t talk abt it enough smh. she’s literally soooo similar to stsg like they’re all the same… soft sappy silly little losers…… oh how i love them so <33
#THANK U FOR THE FOOD BELOVED i hope u have a wonderful day/night too :33#it’s pretty late where i am but im gonna stay up a lil longer hehe#ALSOOOO STSG ANON pls dw abt the lenght of ur asks!! there’s never ever any pressure for u to send in long asks/stsg asks/anything at all!#ily and appreciate u always <333 it’s always fun talking to u no matter what!!!!!#but sighhh. feral stsg…. they make me so insane….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫#wolfboys truly. they’re Scary when they’re mad but they’d never be like that w u :((#but like. if someone were to catcall u….. or if a creep was talking to u…… ohhhh Boy#they can and WILL intimidate the hell out of said creep and probably scare u in the process LMAO#but then they’re back to being ur silly soft losers and it’s like ???? WHO R U ?#i love them so bad thank u for being insane abt them w me stsg anon#ask tag ✩#stsg anon !! ✩
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that Sanji as Usopp’s first mate AU is still doing things to my brain btw
#i feel like they could be efficient. the could be scary and they could be strong but they would also be very complacent#Usopp wouldn’t be able to psyche himself up to leave the East Blue on his own. And Sanji wouldn’t pressure him to do so either#Sanji as we know him before Luffy (and pretty significantly Zoro’s bout against Mihawk) inspired him was very content-#-to live his life at someone else’s pace. He was willing to write off ever seeing the All Blue to care for Zeff.#He’d do the same to be Usopp’s first mate#I could see them then falling into Buggy territory. Feared and infamous but with not living to their own potential#Pretending that they aren’t just playing it safe because hey theyre still plenty successful! Still pirates!#They’d need a push. Something to make them Both stop being so self-denying and allow themselves to just DO IT#Sail to reverse mountain! Chase their dreams freely! Let go of any guilt or terror!#I WISH THEM THE BEST
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the craziest thing about South Dakota is how there are like…… no fags here
#keep thinking of those stills from broad city#where abbi is like this place is so scary there are no gay people#I’m back is sd visiting parents#and we were out in downtown sf today#and I keep seeing guys where I was like oh look a fellow fag#and then they’d be like wearing a giant fucking cross#or with like a girl
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