#they would be SHOOK

[gnocchibabie]

This scenario has been living in my brain especially since I recently came home from a bad day of work and just had to watch my comfort movie so…

Imagine you’ve had a horrible, awful, no good day and come back to yours and Simon’s home. You get changed into your comfiest pajamas and flop onto the couch, turning on Netflix and scrolling through the endless lists of shows and movies for something to watch and settle on Pride and Prejudice (the 2005 version ofc). You’ve seen it more times than you can count but it's your comfort movie, so yes - you’re watching it again. Making yourself comfortable on the couch, you get about 5 minutes into the movie when Simon gets home from work. After your usual greetings and a peck on the lips you reach out for the remote to turn off the movie, assuming Pride and Prejudice isn’t exactly his cup of tea.

“What are you doing?”

“Just turning it - I know you don’t care for thi-”

“No, we’ll watch it” 

You chalk this up to Simon understanding that you’ve had a bad day - that he’s willing to sit through anything for you. So he shimmies next to you on the couch, him sitting and you laying down, your feet resting in his lap. 

You figure that Simon may slightly dissociate during the film as you can’t possibly imagine a man like him would find this kind of thing entertaining. You get further and further into the plot and, despite seeing it time and time again, find yourself giggling and kicking your feet at the infamous hand flex scene. 

“What was that all about?” Simon is clearly confused, but amused by your reaction.

“The tension - the way he flexes his hand after touching hers - hell, the way he’s not even wearing gloves - you wouldn’t get it” you finally give up on trying to explain the definition of romance when you hear Simon chuckling at your ramblings. 

But when you reach the confession scene, where Elizabeth and Darcy stand in the rain shouting at each other, Simon surprises you. 

“The hell?” you hear a gruff voice say beside you.

“What?”

“What kind of confession was that? He just insulted her entire family.”

“Do my ears deceive me, or are you actually getting into this movie?”

“Never said I wouldn’t,” he scoffs.

“Well just keep watching!” you urge.

Throughout the rest of the film, Simon makes more comments. You do your best to hide your amusement - the movie clearly piqued his interest. You both watch as the rest of the story unfolds; Elizabeth touring Darcy’s estate, Lydia eloping with Mr. Wickham (“What a sorry sod that Wickham is.” Simon had said, which had you utterly rolling.), Bingley proposing to Jane, and finally - Darcy proposing to Elizabeth. 

Since Netflix happens to show the american ending of the film (controversial, I know), you and Simon watch as the final scene folds out before you two. Tears threaten to spill from your eyes as you hear Kiera Knightley and Matthew Macfayden recite: 

You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.

And how are you tonight, Mrs. Darcy? 

Simon pretends not to notice your glazed eyes as the movie fades to black. Sitting up and stretching with a groan, you look over at the clock realizing it was getting late, then back at Simon, “Well? How’d you like that?”

“S’alright” Ghost shrugs his shoulders

You scoff, “Yeah sure, that’s why you were glued to the screen.”

Simon chuckles and stands from his place on the couch, stretching as you did before turning back towards you. He outstretches a hand and gives you a small smile, “Ready for bed, Mrs. Riley?”

[lotrmusical]

poll time. yes this is just a ploy to get people to recommend me poems

if yes, let me know which poems/recite some for me in the tags!

[everchased]

at least it'll be wonderful while it lasts.

(a little post-game downtime discussion, when they have the time and space to talk about these things. also in my canon, scratch gets to stay. :/)

[mercysong-tardis]

Obi-Wan and Satine were made to dance to Hozier

Approximately 300 frames, many many tears, and 60 hours of my life later; I finally have the finished product. This Obitine animatic has been a dream project of mine and I’m so glad it’s finally done and I can share it with you all.

Of course Ahsoka has the receipts for the council

[copia]

"It. Is. Going great, now. Innit."

PAPA EMERITUS IV and SISTER IMPERATOR in RITE HERE RITE NOW (with ASHLEY MCBRIDE and KEVIN "JESUS" KAUFMANN)

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: death games

[lesbian-thesbian]

CLUTCHING HIS PEARLS

🎥 @medium-observation

I’m obsessed with him

[softiedingo]

the crazy saga of Carlos talking to Pedro

[emblazons]

"If you touch her again, I will kill you. Again."

STRANGER THINGS SANS VISAGES S04E09 - The Piggyback (Part I of II)

[ants-personal]

randy in the middle of a kids stuffed animal store being made to confront his ex when benson draps an arm around him and asks in a low gravely voice if hes gonna be a good boy

[loganspillowprincess]

So remember when Stray Kids had Ryan and Hugh in a music video as cameos??

Also a missed opportunity to play this song in the movie.

[cod-dump]

Price: *answers his door*

Gaz: Heeyyy...

Price: I thought you were staying with Soap and Gh--

Gaz: Please don't make me go back! Please can I stay with you for the rest of the weekend??

Price: Sure, but--

Gaz: YES! *pushes past him into the kitchen* Thanks, Cap! You're a--

Graves:

Nik: Hello Kyle :)

Gaz: ... life saver...

Graves: *slowly backing into the other room*

Gaz: IS THAT FUCKING GRAVES??

Nik:

Price:

Nik, slowly drawing a pistol: Oh no... how did he get in here...

Price: Too little too late, Nik.

[leiandroid]

TEAM GAI

[thebeigelunatics]

yes, river is an orange cat with nine lives but trust and believe he was never closer to being permanently put in the ground than when lamb said, "why don't you just tell me what happened and i'll decide how much i hurt you?" after standish didn't show up for work. 😳

[tooruuwuu]

no cause you see luffy's devil fruit is quite simple, it's rubber, it stretches, quite easy if you look at it and then there's law. trafalgar fucking law.

i need extensive detail on how law figured out his powers. like was there a voice in his head telling him what to do? did he gain any information?? and if he did then hOW AND WHERE??

he only knew the bare minimum back in minion island. the fruit will save him, that's all he knew. how did he figure out the rest??

did bro just fuck around and find out??

also need to know what was his initial reaction to finding out he can teleport good goddddddd

[terrak0]

Give me a Sarah who hates that her dad is constantly trying to shelter her from the world and hide things from her cause he thinks that she can’t handle it.

Give me a Sarah who constantly goes behind her dad’s back and eavesdrops on the group to learn what’s going on herself. A Sarah that tries to get Uncle Pete and Nick to take her hunting with them and teach her how to shoot when Carlos isn’t looking.

Give me a Sarah who tries to become more independent throughout the season, especially with Clementine around to help her.