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i think i've seen this film before ...
#the rookie#rosalind dyer#harrison novak#tw blood#the clown in me wants there to be a connection between novak and rosalind because he's the most interesting killer since rosalind#and the way the different parallels just had me so shook#because even the title of the episodes kind of parallel each other?#2x10: the dark side / 7x03: darkness falling and 2x11: day of death / 7x04: 'til death#is there likely another rosalind/caleb situation ... probably not#but a girl can dream (and clown)#especially because seth (i still love him) would so perfectly fit into that mess because why is the boi so sus???#but again#i am a clown ♡#this is just in good fun because it was a fun trip down memory lane lol
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Get squished idiot
#guys (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)#this was drawn purely to make me happy ok very very self indulgent#it fucking worked tho look at that thing#the husbands#i say with tears in my eyes#my beautiful wife#charlie dowd#and his boyfriend john who I actually am scared that im just Incapable of drawing#john malevolent#how many tags i should put on this#idk#im tired goodnight#smoking gun#✩clown art✩
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we made it to 400…. please guys i haven’t thought of a fun gift thing i can do with you all for the 300��
#. // ♡ 🌱 txt#i honestly might just make it a poll at this point#because i want to give back to you all!!!! for being so sweet and clapping as i dance around in my clown show#i am very thankful that everyone has just been so kind and sweet#i think the timing works tho since my work place has us going on winter break in two weeks#so maybe i can do the gift stuff during that time!! or at least get started on jt
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OC-tober Day 31: Costume
[full prompt list]
The robots get to wear some outfits :]

And that's the last of OC-tober! Happy Halloween! :D
#still halloween where i am!#oc-tober#bweirdoctober#my robots ♡#my ocs#my art#a witch a cowboy and a clown. the classic group costume lol#any clothes is a costume for the robots tho. they dont wear clothes.#i was going to put all these oc costume pieces together in a big long image. but my ipad crashed and i lost the og save for the sages 😔#oh well!
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if anyone sees me crying because three unreleased 1d songs got leaked today, no you didn’t🤍
#everyone shut the fuck up#i’m sitting in my car and crying like the clown i am#honk honk bitch#𓆩♡𓆪 angel's thoughts 𓆩♡𓆪#1d#onedee
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Sometimes i wish we could just have a clown route where we could just do everything to piss off the LIs until they kill you
#dying while flipping them off#redstrewn talks#leander is the resident annoying one but how will he handle someone who is vastly more annoying#my love language is being annoying#youd think that would work for ais but im not thinking of a hot bratty attitude im thinking of a clown jester vibe#i wonder how leander will handle poking at his insecurities LOL#those uquiz results are soooo pathetic#i want to poke him#i like the idea of pissing them off bc it means ure getting under their skin#getting on someones nerves can be something that is so intimate#and youll end up either dead or....😏 the little death#reading these tags i just wrote and it makes sense why enemies to lovers is like my favorite trope lmaaooo#if youre bad at making peoples heart beat by flirting then you have a wonderful alternative!#make their blood boil ♡ their heart rate increases just the same#passion is passion. and thats on hatefuck#i am just not good at being sweet but i can give them headaches until they cant stop thinking about me
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No i adore ur tags plz continue. I do really like the idea of kevin being aspec! I personally headcannon gwen as aromantic bisexual, so its basically a lot of comphet on both ends yk (i personally see kevin as a completely alien sexuality, with attraction and sex being something illusive to him bc he didnt grow up in the alien culture that would have made it make sense, sane w gender). I also believe (not discounting ur headcannons bc i agree there is something not allo abt kevin and also about ben [sub footnote did u know the reason he abd julie broke up is implied to be bc he wouldbt put out for her? During the episide where theyre shown to break it off julie is talking about taking their relationship to "the next level" and when ben gets upset to her but is rlly just playong a video game sge dumps him. Makes u think] but anyway i also think allo ppl should totally also engage in relationship anarchy and also it doesnt just have to be "friendship+"like i see a lot of ppl define it as, ppl can have relationships w love and sex and all that bullshit and still be like 'fuck labels' bc they dont like what they come with. Which is what i imagine for ben and kevin, that their relationship is like soulmate life partner who i kiss and hang from a flag pole by their underwear/shove in a locker.) Anyway this ask is too long but uve engaged me in my favorite subject, ben and kevins relationship. Have a good day
no no this is all AMAZING i love it too!! i am also a resident bevin stan altho i'm newer to the fandom but ye lol
very valid points esp wrt kevin being so entrenched in Alien Culture that relationships as humans see it (well, commonly anyways) is completely foreign to him. but at the same time, he was homeless for a MINUTE, didn't grow up in a normal environment for a kid at all and even if he was 100% human, his life is... simply not normal at all LOL so no matter what, this poor boy didn't stand a chance in normative relationships as defined by society anyways
so yeah even tho i hc kevin as aspec myself bc i love to Project, i also agree that even if he is allo that it would be best for him not to end up in a typical allosexual hetero setup (well. i mean he did in the show but his story has been retconned 50 times by now so. what's another retcon? :D)
RELATIONSHIP ANARCHYYY!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
soulmate life partners who kiss each other and shove each other into lockers LAKDJDKSKS accurate
god how absolutely wild it is that we get a relationship this complex and deep in a freakin kids show tho huh. everyone's talkin about enemies to lovers meanwhile ben 10 writers are living in 3099 portraying a lifelong relationship between two young boys until adulthood where they're lovers, best friends, enemies, soulmates AND rivals all at the same time huh
enemies to lovers? no.
enemies AND lovers. AND friends. AND rivals. AND soulmates!!!
#clown horn#but yeah thanks for sending in this gem into my inbox ♡#i luuuuv your art! keep up the good work!!! (≡^∇^≡)#also huh! yeah i knew ben and julie broke up but i didnt know abt ben being afraid to take their relationship to the next level 👁👁#yes yes. that does indeed. sound Very Asexual lol#but it is hard to tell bc tbh their entire existences and lives are just so alien (excuse the pun LOL) to us#its hard to tell tbh esp with all the seemingly performative amatonormativity and allonormativity goin on in the show#ugh i dont wanna sound like a grumpy aroace sayin that. i know this is a kids show LOL#but i hope u kno what i meannnn#me personally im not such a big fan of romance and sex myself#i find i shoot aroace beams directly into my blorbos bc thats just simbly who i am#so yeah i agree allos can have sex n romance and still call their relationship a qpr for example#but somehow. for me even when they have sex or do romance they have sex or do romance aroacely#does that make sense. do i sound crazy#ANYWAYSSS im rambling but ye#thanks for reading all this mess!!! :)#ben 10
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tag dump ♡
˚・` 001 . IC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› A REGULAR HARLEQUINADE !
˚・` 001 . ANS . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› AS FAR AS LAST WORDS GO IT’S A DOOZY !
˚・` 001 . INBOX . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› READY FOR SOME SLAPSTICK ?
˚・` 001 . CALL . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M BORED — PLAY WITH ME !
˚・` 001 . DASH GAMES. ─ ( ♡ ) ›› PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL !
˚・` 001 . OOC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› CLOWN SCHOOL GRADUATE .
˚・` 001 . PROMO . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPARK BETWEEN US .
˚・` 001 . SP . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› ALL OF THIS FOR ME ? I’M TOUCHED !
˚・` 002 . IMAGE . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› THE INFAMOUS HARLEY QUINN !
˚・` 002 . AES . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› LIVE FAST — DIE CLOWN !
˚・` 002 . STUDY . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› A CERTIFIED NUTSO !
˚・` 002 . ATTIRE . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› AREN’T YOU GONNA SAY HOW I LOOK ?
˚・` 002 . MANNERISMS . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME SMILES .
˚・` 002 . HEADCANON . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M CRAZY BUT THAT’S JUST NUTS !
˚・` 002 . MUSIC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I WANNA LISTEN TO THE RADIO!
˚・` 002 . SKILLSET . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’VE GOT A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE !
˚・` 002 . DESIRES . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I GOT AN ITCH I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SCRATCH .
˚・` 002 . META . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M SICK OF OTHER PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT I AM .
˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› PAMELA ISLEY .
˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› TASK FORCE X .
˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› GOTHAM CITY SIRENS .
˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› BIRDS OF PREY .
#˚・` 001 . IC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› A REGULAR HARLEQUINADE !#˚・` 001 . ANS . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› AS FAR AS LAST WORDS GO IT’S A DOOZY !#˚・` 001 . INBOX . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› READY FOR SOME SLAPSTICK ?#˚・` 001 . CALL . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M BORED — PLAY WITH ME !#˚・` 001 . DASH GAMES. ─ ( ♡ ) ›› PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL !#˚・` 001 . OOC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› CLOWN SCHOOL GRADUATE .#˚・` 001 . PROMO . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPARK BETWEEN US .#˚・` 001 . SP . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› ALL OF THIS FOR ME ? I’M TOUCHED !#˚・` 002 . IMAGE . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› THE INFAMOUS HARLEY QUINN !#˚・` 002 . HEADCANON . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M CRAZY BUT THAT’S JUST NUTS !#˚・` 002 . MUSIC . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I WANNA LISTEN TO THE RADIO!#˚・` 002 . SKILLSET . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’VE GOT A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE !#˚・` 002 . DESIRES . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I GOT AN ITCH I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SCRATCH .#˚・` 002 . META . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I’M SICK OF OTHER PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT I AM .#˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› PAMELA ISLEY .#˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› TASK FORCE X .#˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› GOTHAM CITY SIRENS .#˚・` 003 . DYN . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› BIRDS OF PREY .#˚・` 002 . MANNERISMS . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› I KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOME SMILES .#˚・` 002 . ATTIRE . ─ ( ♡ ) ›› AREN’T YOU GONNA SAY HOW I LOOK ?
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Wanna hear a joke?
as long as it's not a your mom kind of joke again, I guess,,, 💀💀
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Greetings, Homosapians.
My name? Heh. Don't be so coy.
Kermit. Croaker. Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Bro Strider. The Original Adam. Vriska Serket. I am a man of many names, so keep up unless you want to be schooled by myself or my league of dedicated followers. Mess with Croaker Nation if you dare. Don't ask me about my Pro Nouns unless you want me to roll my eyes at you and kick you. HARD. I train my kicks for hours every day, so bones WILL be broken.
♤♡◇♧
DNI:
Other Kermit/Joker kintypes
People who frequently post about Dennys (I have Dennys trauma. Genuinely fuck all of you Dennys enjoyers! Toxic.)
Anyone who kins Gonzo or Batman. Fuck you, Batsy... *voice drops to a low growl* And double fuck you, Gonzo.
Protestants. (Self Explanatory)
Klance shippers-- annoying.
Brennan Lee Mulligan apologists.
People under 21, just a personal preference, please respect it
Anyone who engages with Harry Potter-- fuck terfs and fuck JKR!
Snape apologists
Anyone who violates my previous DNI. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES. It is not my job to do emotional labor for you and tell you what those boundaries are. Be respectful and figure it out.
One exception to my previous DNI, however: Women may interact with my blog. You see, I have been reading a webcomic called Homestuck and awakened a Vriska kintype in the process. It has made me realize how close minded I have been and that hating an entire gender based on shallow stereotypes is reductive and harmful.
Men DNI. I am an advocate for the feminist movement and have made it my sworn duty to destroy those who oppose it.
Good Omens fans. Y'all are annoying.
Tumblr user Strange Aeons. DO NOT INTERACT or I will get you with my sword. Consider yourself warned.
As for those of you who are afraid of seeing what real darkness and depravity looks like? Heh........
Run While You Can.
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Hello~ I was wondering if you could do a continuation of 'you don't tell them you're hurt' with the members of Cross Guild 🙏🙏🙏
Of courseee I can doo! This one was fun to make!
You get hurt and don't tell them pt.4 ' ft. crocodile, mihawk, buggy
wc: 440 a/n: not proof read luffy, zoro, sanji law, ace, sabo shanks, kid, killer
Crocodile
-Crocodile isn’t the type to fuss, but he’s sharp, and you’re not getting away with hiding an injury from him.
“You’re hurt, aren’t you?” His voice is calm but carries a dangerous edge, as if daring you to lie to him.
-Once you admit it, he clicks his tongue in annoyance. “Reckless. Don’t waste my time trying to hide things like this.”
-He handles the situation with cold efficiency, ensuring you’re patched up without much fuss. However, his hands are surprisingly gentle, and he makes sure you’re as comfortable as possible.
-Afterward, he lectures you in his usual gruff tone. “There’s no pride in pretending you’re invincible. You can rely on me.”
-While Crocodile may seem cold, his actions betray his concern. You catch him casually checking on you later, making sure you’re healing properly without drawing attention to it.
-If someone else caused the injury, they’re as good as dead. Crocodile doesn’t make a scene—he just ensures they disappear without a trace. “No one touches what’s mine and walks away.”
-He might not say it out loud, but his subtle protectiveness speaks volumes about how much he cares.
Dracule Mihawk
-Mihawk is impossibly observan, so the second you try to hide an injury, he catches on with an arched brow.
“Hiding something from me? That’s unwise.” His tone is calm but piercing, like he’s already read your mind.
-He examines your injury with precision, his touch light but firm. “You’re fortunate it’s not worse. Carelessness doesn’t suit you.”
-Mihawk insists on personally treating you, pulling out an extensive first-aid kit you didn’t even know he had. “A blade is only as effective as the one wielding it. You should take better care of yourself.”
-Afterward, he pours you a glass of wine and insists you rest, staying close by with his usual composed demeanor. “I won’t tolerate unnecessary risks, especially from you.”
-Though he doesn’t openly fuss, Mihawk keeps a sharp eye on you for days afterward, ensuring you don’t push yourself. His silent care speaks louder than words.
-If the injury was caused by someone else, Mihawk’s cold fury is unmatched. “I’ll handle it,” he says, and you know he means it.
Buggy the Clown
-Buggy doesn’t notice at first, but when he finally realizes you’re hurt, he absolutely freaks out.
“What?! You’re hurt?! Why didn’t you tell me?!” His voice is loud enough to make everyone turn their heads, drawing unnecessary attention.
-He rushes to your side, flailing dramatically and overreacting as usual. “Do I need to call a doctor? Am I supposed to do something?! What if it’s fatal?!”
-Once he calms down (sort of), Buggy genuinely tries his best to help, though his methods are questionable. “Here, let me tie this… uh… is that supposed to be bleeding?”
-Despite his antics, Buggy stays by your side the entire time, even shooing his crew away to make sure you rest. “Don’t you dare move until you’re better, you hear me?!”
-He constantly checks on you, asking a million questions like, “Are you okay? Does it hurt? Do you need anything?” His concern is over-the-top but heartfelt.
-If someone else caused the injury, Buggy flips from dramatic to angry clown mode. He may not be the strongest, but his crew will make sure payback is served. “Nobody messes with my crew—or you!”
-Later, he’s back to his usual self, teasing you about being “so clumsy” while secretly keeping a close watch to make sure you’re really okay.
♡♡♡
© 2024 arixella | please do not plagiarize or translate any of my work without my consent.
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'*•.¸undeniably yours¸.•*'



୨♡୧ part one / part two / part three / bonus ୨♡୧
pairing: beomgyu x femreader genre: fluff, strangers to friends to ....? , college AU, slow burn summary: you and beomgyu are partnered for a group project, the connection starts off as simple friendship. but as you share quiet moments, unspoken glances, and moments of vulnerability, the lines between friendship and something more begin to blur. w/c: ~4k warnings: not entirely proofread, fluff (might be cringe), an attempt at humor a/n: its been 10 years since i last wrote something (which was on wattpad) and actually published lol so many drafts ;-; so bear with me. i usually don't write fluff, i always leaned more to angst or smut yet here i am. i hope it's a little bit enjoyable <3
it wasn't love at first sight.
there were no sparks flying across the room, no fireworks, no swelling background music with flower petals twirling and glitters shimmering.
just a tuesday morning lecture, and a pair of tired eyes locking briefly across the room before looking back down at a notebook.
"i've assigned the partners already," the professor said, tapping his laptop. "check your emails."
you opened yours with a sigh, not expecting much. then paused.
partner: choi beomgyu
"huh?"
beomgyu? that guy who always sat in the third row by the window? who always wore those oversized hoodies, and had a habit of twirling his pen when he was deep in thought?
beomgyu. that guy with the soft brown eyes and the eternal bedhead. the one who always had a half-smile playing on his lips as your eyes met. you'd shared a few classes before, exchanged nods and awkward hellos in group discussions, but never really talked.
until now.
you agreed to meet at a nearby cafe the next day—neutral territory. the project was due in 15 weeks, and you didn't want to be the partner who slacked off. you arrived first and chose a small table by the window. you heard the soft jingle of the door and looked up just in time to see beomgyu walk in, ruffling his hair and looking around until his eyes landed on you.
he offered you a small wave, walking over with a grin. "hey."
"hey, beomgyu." you returned, sending him a kind smile.
"that's me." he slid into the chair across from you. "sorry if i'm late. i had to rescue my hoodie from my roommate's dog. he thinks it's his now."
you laughed before you could stop yourself. "did you win the battle?"
"barely. this is a peace offering," he said, holding up a slightly crumpled banana milk. "also, i brought you one. it's not coffee, but it's got charm."
you blinked, surprised. "you brought me one?"
"figured i should start off as a decent partner," he said with a casual shrug. "if you hate banana milk, i'll take it back and cry about it later."
"i like it," you chuckled softly and sent him a smile. "thanks."
your first meeting was mostly small talk and note-sharing. beomgyu was surprisingly organized, though he admitted he did most of his work at 2 a.m.
"that's when i'm the most powerful." he said with a mock serious face, earning a laugh from you.
both of you got to work quickly—organizing tasks, dividing responsibilities, setting deadlines. it was professional. efficient. but something about the way beomgyu spoke—soft and easy, laced with dry humor—made you feel oddly comfortable.
he wasn't trying hard. he didn't have to.
but what struck you the most was how easily he listened as much as he talked. he wasn't just nodding along. he remembered things, like how you preferred tea over coffee, or that you hated typing on your laptop without music playing.
by the end of that first meeting, you'd laughed more than you had all week. that was the first moment you realized he wasn't what you expected. not just the class clown or the guy who wore headphones walking down the hallway.
thoughtful, a little odd and disarming in a weirdly comforting way.
the collaboration soon settled into a comfortable rhythm. study sessions alternated between the library, the cafe, and occasionally, each other's homes. each meeting, their conversations began to drift beyond the confines of their project.
both sitting on the floor of beomgyu's living room, while his roommate was away and surrounded by open books and notes, beomgyu strummed his guitar absentmindedly.
"you play?" you asked, nodding towards the instrument.
he glanced up, a sheepish smile on his face. "a little. it's more of a hobby."
"can i hear something?"
he hesitated for a moment, his fingers softly grazing the strings. "alright, but no judging."
you nodded and his fingers danced over the strings, producing a soft melody that filled the room. you watched, captivated by the way he immersed himself in the music. as the final note lingered, you clapped softly.
"wow," you said under your breath, afraid to break the silence. "that was beautiful."
beomgyu's ears turned pink, luckily for him, his hair covered most of his ears. "thanks. it's just something i do to unwind."
"do you write your own songs?"
"sometimes," he admitted. "mostly when i can't sleep."
you leaned forward, intrigued. "i'd love to hear one sometime."
he met your gaze, a flicker of vulnerability in his eyes. "maybe one day."
"so, tell me something weird about you." beomgyu said as he was scrolling uninterestedly through his phone.
beomgyu was sitting on the couch, leaning with his back against the arm rest and his feet resting on your lap.
you looked up from your phone, turning your head to him as you raised an eyebrow. "weird how?"
he shrugged casually, putting his phone down, meeting your gaze. "like... you eat cereal with water, or you sing to your houseplants. something unexpected."
you grinned. "okay. i have this very serious superstition that i have to wear mismatched socks on exam days."
beomgyu blinked. "you... what?"
"they bring me luck!" you quickly defended yourself, but couldn't help but laugh a little.
"that's extremely specific. i like it." he said, his fingers touching his chin as he nodded.
"your turn," you challenged.
he thought for a moment. "sometimes i talk to my laundry."
you frowned your eyebrows before you burst out laughing. "your laundry?"
"yeah, like if i'm folding a shirt and it refuses to cooperate, i'll scold them, or just yell at them."
you clutched your stomach, tears forming in the corners of your eyes. "you are—wow." before you could finish your sentence, you began to laugh even harder.
he was now reenacting the scene.
"i'm never looking at laundry the same again." you said, trying to stop yourself from laughing.
beomgyu was effortlessly funny, the kind of person who could make you laugh without even trying. he'd mimic professors, come up with ridiculous nicknames, or read lines from their textbook in dramatic accents just to see you smile.
"wait, you've never watched spirited away?" beomgyu asked one evening, scandalized. "we need to fix that. immediately."
"i just never got around to it," you defended. "you're making it sound like i committed a crime."
"you kind of did." he grinned. "movie night. right now."
you rolled your eyes, but your lips slowly curved into a smile, betraying you. "fine. but i'm picking snacks."
the group project finished early. neither of you mentioned it, but you kept meeting up anyway.
it was the little things that began to chip away at the wall around your heart. the way he'd always wait for you outside class, even when it wasn't necessary.
how he remembered your favorite drink and brought it to study sessions without asking. the way he looked at you when you laughed—like you were something he'd been waiting to see bloom.
and it was how he didn't rush it.
even when your fingers brushed for a second too long, or when you stood closer than necessary, or when the silence stretched a little too comfortable—beomgyu never pushed.
he just let it happen, slowly, unforced, easy.
after a particularly grueling study session, both of you decided to take a break. the city lights shimmered as you wandered through the quiet streets, hands tucked into both of your pockets as the hot summer came to an end and the rainy fall was approaching.
"do you ever feel like you're going through the motions?" beomgyu asked, his breath visible in the cold air.
you glanced at him, surprised by the sudden introspection. "sometimes. university can feel like that. but then there are moments that remind me why i'm here."
"like what?"
you thought for a moment. "like this. walking through the city, just talking. it makes everything feel... real."
he smiled softly. "yeah..."
you walk in silence for a while, the distance between you two narrowing with each step. his shoulder brushed yours once, then again, but neither of you moved away.
you found yourself on beomgyu’s couch as the rain pattered against the window, a classic film playing on the tv. you curled up with a blanket, while beomgyu sat beside you, your shoulders touching.
the room smelled faintly of buttered popcorn and cinnamon tea.
beomgyu had taken over the popcorn bowl, cradling it like some priceless artifact in his lap. he was deeply focused on it. more so than the movie, picking through the pieces like a kid separating marshmallows from cereal.
you arched a brow. "are you seriously removing all the unpopped kernels?"
beomgyu didn't even glance up. "yes. they're a menace. one wrong bite and it's over. i have sensitive molars."
you laughed and shook your head slightly. "you're so dramatic."
"i'm a victim of snack sabotage," he said with a solemn nod. "you wouldn't understand."
he looked up then— eyes shining, lips curled in that typical lazy grin of his—and you blinked, caught off guard by how different he looked like that, handsome even. like summer even though it was raining. like something warm even though the windows fogged with the cold.
you shook your head and grabbed a handful of popcorn from his 'safe pile.'
"thief," he accused, his lips slightly parted as his eyes followed your hand full of his popcorn.
"you owe me for picking the movie," you said casually through a mouthful.
"which, by the way, was way too sad." he responded witty , looking down at his safe pile that was looking much smaller now, a pout growing on his lips.
"hey. you voted for it!" you said defensively.
"i was tricked."
"you literally said—and i quote—'that one has cool vibes.'"
beomgyu gasped dramatically, clutching his chest. "i did not sound like that."
"oh you did."
the laughter bounced around the room like the rain outside, soft and constant. the movie flickered on, mostly forgotten now, serving as a backdrop to something that felt... safe.
beomgyu leaned back on the couch, stretching until his arm rested casually along the back, his fingers inches from your shoulder. not touching. almost.
you pretended to focus on the screen, but you couldn't help but notice how close he was. how normal it felt.
how not-normal that normal felt.
when did it become this easy to be around him? when did he start looking like that?
beomgyu glanced over at you just then, mid-thought, and you caught him. his hand twitched like he might move it closer—then didn't
he grinned instead. "you've got popcorn salt on your cheek."
you blinked. "i do not."
"you do."
you tried wiping your face with the back of your hand.
"nope, other side."
you tried again. he squinted dramatically.
"closer," he teased. "warmer... almost... oh no. now it's smeared."
"seriously?"
he leaned in then, brushing his thumb lightly across your cheekbone. just a second. just enough.
"got it."
you froze. not from the touch, exactly—but from how something about it lodged itself under your ribs and stayed there.
that shouldn't have felt like anything, you told yourself.
but it had.
beomgyu didn't move away immediately. he looked at you, eyes scanning like he was trying to solve a puzzle. like he was trying to read you.
he wasn't smiling anymore, not really. it wasn't serious, but it wasn't just playful anymore.
why do i keep noticing the way she looks at me? why does her laugh sound like something i want to hear first thing in the morning?
that moment hung there—brief, silent, almost something.
the you grabbed a pillow and whacked him, maybe a little too hard.
"okay that was dramatic. you made it a whole moment."
he barked out a laugh, delighted, instantly recovering, his head tilted to the side. "i was being helpful! you're lucky i didn't use a napkin like an old man."
you narrowed your eyes. "you definitely would've done the whole spit-on-the-thumb thing, huh?"
beomgyu gasped. "do i look like a mom at a school drop-off?"
you looked him up and down pointedly. "you do own a cardigan that says otherwise."
he placed a hand to his chest, fake-offended. "that cardigan is a fashion statement."
"it's a threat to society."
he snatched a handful of popcorn and launched a piece at you. it bounced of your blanket.
"you're just jealous," he muttered, a grin tugging at the corner of his mouth. "you wish you looked that cozy."
"i do look cozy," you said smugly, hugging the bowl to your chest now like it was a trophy. "and now this popcorn's mine."
"oh you think i'm gonna let that slide?" he said inching closer.
you tightened your grip. "don't test me."
your eyes locked in mock-serious challenge. then, without warning, beomgyu lunged. both wrestling over the bowl like two kids at a sleepover, laughing so hard, barely holding it together.
limbs tangled, the blanket twisted, and somewhere in the chaos, your hand ended up resting against his chest, and his leg slid beside yours, warm and solid.
both of you froze—not on purpose, but as if something instinctual told you this was different. the laughter trailed off in small, breathless remnants, but neither of you moved right away.
you looked up, realizing how close you were. his hair was a little messy now. he was smiling—but softer. not his usual teasing, lazy grin.
your fingers curled slightly into the fabric of his hoodie before you pulled them back.
beomgyu didn't say anything. he just shifted onto his elbow, resting his head in his hand, watching you as you sat up and set the popcorn down beside the couch.
the room was still. not awkward nor heavy. just full of something unspoken.
you turned towards the screen, tucking your legs underneath you again.
"you're not so bad for a popcorn snob." you said lightly, not looking at him.
"thanks," he replied, his voice softer now. "you're not so bad for a popcorn thief."
the both of you sat in silence again, this time more aware of it. more aware of each other.
it was supposed to be a quick study session. an hour, maybe two. just enough to finalize the concept sketches and finish your part of the layout. you'd done most of the work already—beomgyu had helped a lot more than you expected him to, even stayed up late editing the small mistakes you made when you were too tired to keep your eyes open.
so when he texted you that afternoon—
"you free to review the last presentation slides? i promise i'll bring snacks + my charming presence."
—you'd rolled your eyes and typed short yes.
unfortunately, the rainy season wasn't over yet. today the rain started like a whisper, then turned into a roar.
it poured down so hard, you could barely see the street from your window.
thirty minutes later, he was standing in your doorway,
drenched.
like fully soaked. hair flat. hoodie sticking to his arms. his sneakers squelched when he stepped inside.
he looked half amused, half miserable.
you blinked, your eyes traveling over him from head to toe. "did you walk here?"
beomgyu nodded, blinking rain from his lashes. "i was halfway when the sky opened up."
"why didn't you bring an umbrella?"
"i was trying to be dramatic."
you stared at him.
he smiled sheepishly. "also... i forgot."
you sighed, shaking your head, already turning to grab a towel.
he wasn't planning on getting caught in a storm, but maybe, deep down, he wanted an excuse to stay longer.
the professor gave the class another project, but you both finished it, mostly.
but that wasn't the reason he'd wanted to come over.
he liked your apartment. the plants in teacups. the art prints taped to the walls instead of framed. your weird little snack drawer organized by mood. it all felt warm, like you lived in comfort space, like you weren't trying to impress anyone.
and he liked your company, though he was still figuring out what to do with those thoughts about you that kept popping occasionally.
he liked the way your mind worked. the way you made things feel calm yet entertaining.
so yeah, he walked through the storm. and maybe he didn't care.
"guess i'm stranded." he said as you returned, holding a towel and a worn grey sweatshirt in your arms.
you tossed both at his chest.
"you're lucky i'm nice." you muttered, turning around, back to the living room.
he caught the sweatshirt midair and laughed, peeling off his soaked hoodie. "no, i'm lucky it's you."
you didn't answer him. you didn't want to read too much into it. beomgyu said things like that. he flirted for fun.
but your heart noticed.
he also didn't usually look at you like that.
you tried to ignore the way your heart sped up when he pulled your sweatshirt over his head. it looked better on him than it did on you, of course. and something about seeing him in it made the room feel smaller. closer.
you turned away and focused on making tea.
the rain hadn't stopped. it got heavier.
by that time, you both ended up on the couch under the blankets, the storm had turned the apartment into a little cave—safe, warm, cut off from everything else.
the tea steamed gently on the table. the movie played, but neither of you were paying attention. you sat shoulder to shoulder, legs tucked up, knees barely touching.
and still, you could feel him. every little shift. every glance.
you saw him look at you once. then again. and a third time.
"hey," he said, eyes on the screen, voice barely above a whisper.
you turned your head slightly. "hm?"
"i'm really glad we got partnered together." he said referring to early spring.
he wasn't sure why he said it. but he did.
thump, thump.
you weren't sure why your heart was speaking before your mind could process everything.
maybe for him, it was because the rain softened everything. maybe it was because the blanket was warm and you were warm and something about being near you made everything easier.
but he meant it.
he didn't look at you, his gaze still glued to the tv. still, he felt you turn slightly towards you.
"me too," you said, and there was a smile.
that did something to his chest, a tiny smile growing on his face.
"you know, i used to think you were kind of quiet," he said, trying to keep his tone light. you raised a brow. "but you're actually... kind of weird."
you elbowed him softly. "what... thanks, i guess?"
beomgyu grinned. "no like... you say weird stuff. the thing with your mismatched socks, talking to your plants like they're your babies. your enormous snacks collection based on your mood. but it's cool. it's interesting."
you didn't say anything, more like not knowing what to say. so you just looked at him.
your eyes, soft, kind. more than words ever could.
"your sweatshirt smells like you," he murmured, completely out of nowhere. "like laundry and cinnamon."
your heart flipped.
"that was almost romantic," you teased, pretending to be unbothered by your heart, almost jumping out of your ribcage.
he reached for his tea, brushing your hand in the process. sipping from his mug, his eyebrows dancing. "almost?"
"try harder next time."
he laughed, but his heart stuttered, ‘next time?’ he thought to himself. why did i even say that. hiding his thoughts behind a smile.
from his perspective, you didn't seem to mind, you didn't make it weird. thankfully
the thunder cracked louder now, rattling the windowpane.
you checked the forecast on your phone and frowned. "yeah you're not going anywhere."
beomgyu looked up from where he had flopped dramatically across your couch, his hair still slightly damp and sticking to his forehead.
"tragic," he said, voice dry. "guess i'll have to endure your tea and fluffy blankets a little longer."
you gave him a look. "endure?"
he looked at you with his usual playful grin, hugging a throw pillow like it was a long-lost pet. "okay, luxuriate inn. happy?"
"ecstatic," you said, tossing him a second pillow to the face.
he caught it swiftly and immediately started building a pillow wall between you. "this is for my safety."
"from what?" you asked with a raised eyebrow.
"you. you're feisty when sleep-deprived. remember your mood last week."
"you literally tried to eat expired instant noodles last week."
"and i survived, didn't i?" he said proudly and had a smug smirk on his face.
"barely."
"i am a man of mystery. i live on the edge."
"you live on convenience store snacks." you said and rolled your eyes. you pushed yourself off from the couch and his attention was now on you.
"you want me to grab something to sleep in?" you asked, voice soft with sleep.
he gave you a thumbs up from under the pillow fortress.
you came back with a pajama pants covered in tiny frogs, dropping it on his lap.
beomgyu's eyes lit up as he noticed the frogs. "i bet i'll still look handsome in this." his tone layered with confidence.
you rolled your eyes and shook your head slightly.
"whatever. i'm going to bed." you said after grabbing him a couple more blankets, since it was getting colder.
beomgyu nodded and prepared the couch to a comfortable bed.
"goodnight frog boy," you mumbled as you were walking towards your bedroom.
"goodnight popcorn thief." he said back. he was already laying comfortable, under the blankets and pillows.
the morning sunlight crept through the clouds, pale and hesitant casting a soft glow. the storm had finally passed.
you stirred awake to the faint clink of dishes and the sound of cupboard doors opening and closing.
beomgyu.
you blinked a few times, sitting up slowly. your hair was a wild mess around your face. a yawn escaped from your lips and you pushed yourself up from your bed.
you padded into the kitchen, rubbing your eyes. "what are you doing?"
beomgyu turned around, spoon in his mouth and a box of cereal tucked under his arm like a prized possession. his hair was fluffy now, dry but still unbrushed, sticking up like he'd rolled straight from the couch into the pantry.
he pulled the spoon out and shrugged. "breakfast obviously."
you raised an eyebrow, crossing your arms. "you have your own place."
"you don't have plain boring cornflakes," he said, lifting the box of choco rings slightly like it was a trophy. "you have joy."
you sighed, but your lips curved upward. "help yourself, i guess."
"oh i have been," he said with a playful wink, already reaching for a second bowl from the shelf.
the next ten minutes were filled with quiet munching and the soft sound of the morning news on low volume in the background. beomgyu sat across from you at the small kitchen table, still wearing the frog pants you'd given him the night before, like they were the peak of fashion.
"you've got milk on your chin," you said, half-smiling as you pount at him with your spoon.
beomgyu blinked, swiping at the wrong side of his face. you rolled your eyes, leaned over the table and wiped it with the corner of your sleeve.
he froze—just for a second. the kind of pause that hung in the air a beat too long. you felt it too, the sudden silence stretching between you.
"thanks." he said softy, eyes lingering on yours a little longer than usual.
you nodded, quickly looking down at your cereal. the clink of your spoon against the bowl suddenly felt too loud.
after a moment, he leaned back in his chair and tilted his head toward the window. "the sun's finally out," he said, his voice light again. "i was starting to think we'd be stuck in a tragic indie film forever."
you snorted. "you'd love that though."
he smirked. "depends. do i get the girl in the end?"
huh?
you stared at him—just a second too long. an unreadable expression on your face.
but your heart knew what was behind that expression, even if your mind was in denial.
he looked back, like he was trying to read something in your face. then he blinked and grinned, brushing it off like it was a joke. "kidding. unless you think i'd make a good male lead."
his usual teasing tone was evident in his voice.
you laughed, shaking your head. "you'd definitely cry at your own monologue."
"and steal the show," he said, eyebrows dancing, popping the last choco ring into his mouth.
you watched him, the sun catching his hair now, and something soft settled in your chest—warm and confusing.
"what?" he asked, catching your gaze.
"nothing." you said quickly. "just... your hair looks ridiculous."
"you say that like it's not my brand. and it's called trendy." he said and sent you a wink playfully, a light-hearted joke.
but why did my heart take it seriously?
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This is me and my friends gay clown sonas!!!!!!!!!!!!! mine is petals and his is river<3
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So if the leaked schedule keeps being accurate then you guys know what will be coming next week, right?
Main story Sylus
This man





On the one hand I'm a bit scared ngl. One thing the OG3's branches had in common was angst. After all the cute fluffy SylusMC content we've been getting lately I almost forgot that this is Lore and Deepdepression we're playing ;-; and to be honest some of the things that were said near the end in the final birthday event chapter raised some flags in my mind. I can smell the painful branch story angst from a mile away. It won't be all cupcakes and syrup :(
But to get to the other hand, I can't wait to see Sylus in "Big Boss-man of Onychinus" mode. I'm salivating at the prospect of getting to witness his strategic (and ruthless!) brilliance at play
I am clenching rn
I am also hoping for some of that delicious lore dropping (speaking of lore... since the OG3's story branches were based off their third anecdotes, doesn't that mean that Sylus should finally be getting his third anecdote? Though it's not like Paperfold has followed precedence with Sylus so I'm probably being a hopeful clown as usual... but a girl can dream)
Another thing I'm looking forward to seeing is lowkey desperate pre-relationship Sylus.
You know, the guy who knew MC was going to search his room and who decided to sleep upright in his bed with his robe conveniently open to display his magnificent abs and chest...

The man knew what he was doing is all I'm saying
What I'm also saying is I'm hoping he'll show off even more cleavage in the story branch
But most of all I am looking forward to seeing SylusMC's relationship deepen and evolve in the main story. And honestly what better way than through angst and an intense situation of some sort? Yes, it'll more than likely be painful and I am absolutely scared of the emotional suffering we'll go through but SylusMC will come out of whatever happens alive and with a closer bond. This is an otome gacha. Whatever tragedy happens won't be permanent (unlike the collective trauma we have from Beyond Cloudfall ;-;).
Anyway, this is my late night yapping over. Need to stfu and be a somewhat responsible adult and go to bed. But please don't hesitate to hit me up with your thoughts and feelings re: the (rumored) branch! I always love hearing from you guys ♡
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well, i'm still in love with you !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them soft launching each other while driving their friends wild.
or
for when you're still in love with them and will be for forever. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!reader
prequel - saw ur mom at the grocery store ·˚ ༘
warnings - language. suggestive jokes (???)
author's note - im so SORRY for not updating life is CRAZY rn like ???? so much has happened like im in LOVE im DONE with SCHOOL i have EXAMS SJSHSJSJKSKS im so sorry i hope u like this i love u all <3
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When you use a cheesy pickup line pt. 2
Here's the part one!
Part 2 because part 1 reached 100 notes. tysm!!♡
Ace
⋆ "Ace, your freckles are the dots that connect the stars of our destiny."
⋆ since you guys banter often, he automatically thinks you're playfully insulting his freckles.
⋆ "Y/N, your receding hairline is the constant reminder of our timeless love."
⋆ oh, he's determined to one up you now.
⋆ the playful mix of banter and flirting soon turns into a duel of personal digs at each other.
⋆ "I hate your greasy hair."
⋆ "I hate your greasy guts."
⋆ eventually, when you dramatically get up to leave, ace grabs your wrist and stops you.
⋆ "heyyy did i get on your nerves? i thought we were jokin' around."
⋆ "we were until you decided to attack me personally"
⋆ "What??! You can go ask Marco if you want, everyone thinks your teeth are yellower after brushing."
⋆ "That's not what I was-- Ok, you know what? your hair is so oily, everyday is monsoon for lice inside."
⋆ and the banter never stops.
Shanks
⋆ "Shanks, you're like the Red Line. Always dividing my thoughts between you and everything else."
⋆ you have no idea what you have just gotten yourself into.
⋆ "Oh, is that so? You know I'm out here looking for a treasure, so may I see your chest?"
⋆ he's humoring you and your silly pick up line
⋆ this is suddenly the corniest pick-up line contest, except shanks is really into it.
⋆ "Shanks, even if you were a marine, I'd still wanna be a pirate, so I can see you chase after me."
⋆ he was just looking for an opportunity to talk dirty with you and you've just handed it to him
⋆ "I've got the handcuffs with me, so why don't we start the chase in the bedroom?"
⋆ he's super smooth every time he flirts, eventually seducing you with his words.
⋆ let's just say, it was a passionate night for both of you.
Buggy
⋆ being silly in front of a clown is tough work.
⋆ but you're tough soooo
⋆ "Buggy, I—"
⋆ "Yes, my fan?"
⋆ oh you no longer want to use any sort of pick up line for him. any words of flattery would be absolutely EATEN UP by him.
⋆ "What happened, my fan? I thought you were saying something. Go on."
⋆ he acts so high and almighty that you're fed up of him at this point
⋆ "Come on now tell me." he nudges you.
⋆ "Tell me now?" "Heyyyyyyyyyy!" "Hey come on" "Hey this is unfairrrr you've got me all curious now" "Hey hey hey hey heyyyy" "Are you even listening to meeee right now" "Hey hey are you alive at this moment" "Blink twice if you--"
⋆ he's like a housefly now. he keeps nudging you with his finger, with a dry stick which he just randomly spawned, just keeps circling you trying to get it out of you, while you just sit there unresponsive.
⋆ eventually though, you forgive him for cockily calling you his fan and just when you try to continue, "Well Buggy I just wanted to—"
⋆ "I KNEW IT! MY FAN WANTED TO PRAISE ME!!! YOU NEEDN'T SPEAK FURTHER. I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME I AM. I UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING, SPLENDID OF A BOYFRIEND I AM THAT YOU'RE HEAD OVER HEELS—"
⋆ he just keeps blabbering on and on and on
⋆ sometimes you wish you hadn't fallen for this bratty guy but deep inside he was a real sweetheart so it was a little conflicting
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