#itari

[little-b1rdy]

Teddy lore dropped!!!

[twisted-tech]

I’ve had this boy on the back burners for a while, but I finally named him: Itari Boil! He’s a fusion character of Jade and Idia.

His hobby is geocaching and he works part time at an Internet cafe! He’s up on my Art Fight

[cowboy-robooty]

another day another divine vision. let me tell you about italys entitlement to love pipeline. so see italy loves to sleep around he loves da ladies da one night stands and most certainly aint about that commitment bullshit. it isnt out of malice or anything its just he cant really see the appeal hes like bruhhhh that is SO not worf it :/ blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and like holy rome was when he was 7 okay that doesnt really count since when italy was 7 he also used to believe girls couldnt fart a lot of things were different at that time. but see i think italy is able to fall in love with germany despite his commitment issues because he also has a raging sense of entitlement. italy is the opposite and exactly the same as romano. romano is possessive as shit because hes the unloved brother that got nothing so when he gets something he hoards it to himself while italy is entitled as shit because hes the ultra loved by everyone child and always wins out in the end so he feels like he deserves everything at the end of the day. he isnt a bad guy but hes a bit of a spoiled brat to his core because of this since he can easily feel entitled to things after a while. and see italys love for germany hinges upon that entitlement being activated.

because germany is fully devoted to italy hes fucking obsessed with him he will and does do anything for him if italy asks him twice (sometimes thrice). germany will let italy ruin his life every single fucking day and still comes back crawling for more. hell be like italy this is the last fucking straw do NOT EVER fuck up my car again and the italy will destroy it literally the next day and germany will be mad for 30 seconds before sighing and going "well its okay. but im serious this time dont do it EVER aga-" **repeat for the next one million years**. and italy is very aware of this and honestly germanys undying loyalty and shit is why theyre able to stay together. because germany will always accept italy into his arms whenever italy comes running to him even if he also is sticking grenades into his back pockets and wiping his hands on germany's shirt while doing this he will always be like "... come here italy". and i think italy really realizes that germanys always going to take care of him wether hes on the losing side or not and even if hes with germany on the losing side everybody on the winning side likes italy already so theyre not going to really punish him fr so its overall better to lose with germany than win with everyone else since the winning side is going to make him actually do shit. Italys always with germany but if germany actually gave italy consequences depending on how severe these are he would actually leave germany rather than deal with them if he found it too much of a hassle to deal with. And this is how i believe their relationship is like for a very very very long time like for basically the entirity of the anime so far even like italy saw germany about to die and did not even grant him his last wish of smiling for him because he was like errrm! sorry dude but im looking out for me!

but i think this is able to morph into love because over time italy unconciously starts feeling entitled to germany. germany is so loyal and always there for him so hard that italy starts to feel entitled to this treatment because no matter what he does no matter how scum gong or batshit he can be germany will always see him as a perfect angel who could never have ill will (and only kills him out of incompetence) and welcomes him with open arms. italy starts to feel like germany is SUPPOSED to be with him. that it isnt right if germany isnt because italy is entitled to him already obviously and this is why italy starts developing jealousy and is like wtf germany is supposed to like ME most! Its unconcious and he doesnt really think about it too hard but his entitlement slowly grows over time and although it makes him be like GERMANY YOU CANT LIKE RUSSIA MORE THAN ME!!!! it still leaves him being selfish where he leaves germany to die by pictonians lol. the entitlement is able to morph into love though because it becomes so strong that italy one day realizes that hell feel so much intense discomfort if germany isnt by his side. he feels like germany is supposed to be with him hes supposed to like italy best and always pamper and spoil him and be obsessed only with italy and let only italy do special things nobody else can do. and it keeps growing until he realizes what he feels is love. because he realizes that there isnt anything he can think of thats worth more than his relationship with germany. he feels so entitled to germanys life that hes willing to give his own life up to keep their lives intertwined forever. hes willing to give up his freedom in exchange for germanys loyalty since now he cant see himself enjoying his life without it. its become such a common pleasure that its impossible to go on unless he has it. even if not being able to screw as he pleased will make him deeply unhappy, not having germany by his side would make him infinitely more unhappy. he might hate doing shit for people, but he would hate germany being hurt and alone 1000x more than how much he hates getting his ass up and doing him a favor. and THATS how italy realizes that he is so very totally in gays with germany chan forever since hes willing to do anything to keep him in his life and lucky for him he doesnt have to do anything except make their loyalty mutual. hashtag itager babywin!

[lupin-jpgs]

[kursed-arcana]

[princesscedar]

Trying to tell mom "hey maybe don't call j ewish people rats even unintentionally" event leaves 10 dead thousands injured

[merontreasures]

do you ever just

I can see you were having..a moment????

[fionacreates]

I’m not saying the Jellies in To Sleep in a Sea of Stars are supposed to be cute but… Itari is adorable.

[ask-itager]

me (itari) and germany (and a little mexcian boy who loves rhythm games) got stuck in le dryer again >_< so no answers until errmm probably sunday O_O gommenasorry!

[little-b1rdy]

I like the idea of a clown emerging being very disturbing

[twisted-tech]

My next character fusion is Jade and Idia, they’re a fun mix! His hair is water instead of fire, and I haven’t picked a name out for him yet. I’m thinking something Greek/oceany sounding

This is just a wip, but since I’m not sure I’ll finish it, I wanted to show this early stage of my design process

[apothecaryscript]

Maomao no Hitorigoto Episode 8 : Charcoal / 猫猫のひとりごと　第8話　『炭(Sumi)』

Please note that the English lines are just my translations.

壬氏「では、李白とはずっと別行動だったというわけか？」

Jinshi “Dewa, Rihaku-towa zutto betsu-kodo dattato iu-wakeka?”

Jinshi “So, you split up with Lihaku and stayed separately all this time?”

猫猫「はい。何度も申しあげた通りです」（これはもう尋問だな…粘着質に拍車がかかっている）

Maomao “Hai. Nandomo moshi-ageta-toori desu.” (Korewa-mo jinmon dana… Nenchaku-shitsuni hakushaga kakatte-iru.)

Maomao “Yes, as I have said many times already.” (This is just like an interrogation… He’s getting more and more persistent.)

壬氏「実家に帰り、翌日には妓女と客の男を助けたと…どうやって助けた？」

Jinshi “Jikkani kaeri, yokujitsu-niwa gijoto kyakuno otoko’o tasuketa-to… Do-yatte tasuketa?”

Jinshi “You went back home, and the next day you saved a courtesan and her customer guy. How did you save them?”

猫猫「毒を吐かせて応急処置をした後に、炭を薬草に混ぜて二人に飲ませて…」

Maomao “Doku’o hakasete, okyu-shochi’o shita atoni, sumi’o yakusoni mazete futarini nomasete…”

Maomao “After making them vomit out the poison and finishing first aid, I mixed charcoal with the herbs and gave them both…”

壬氏「炭を飲ませた？」

Jinshi “Sumi’o nomaseta?”

Jinshi “You gave them charcoal?”

猫猫「ここで猫猫の豆知識。炭は体内に取り入れることによって、毒素を吸着・吸収し、体外に排出する働きがある」

Maomao “Kokode Maomao’no mame-chishiki. Sumiwa tainaini tori-ireru-kotoni yotte, dokuso’o kyuchaku, kyushushi, taigaini haishutsu-suru hatarakiga aru.”

Maomao “Here’s Maomao’s bits of knowledge. By taking charcoal into the body, it can absorb poisons and expel them from the body.”

壬氏「それで、結局心中だったのか？」

Jinshi “Sorede, kekkyoku shinju datta-noka?”

Jinshi “So, was it a double suicide after all?”

猫猫「わかりません。毒を飲んだ女は、男よりずっと軽症でしたし、禿は処置を遅らせようとしたり、回復途中の男を襲ったり」

Maomao “Wakari-masen. Doku’o nonda onna’wa otoko-yori zutto keisho deshitashi, kamurowa shochi’o okurase-yoto shitari, kaifuku-tochuno otoko’o osottari.”

Maomao “I don’t know. The woman who drank the poison was in much less severe condition than the man, and the servant girl tried to delay treatment and attacked the man who was in the middle of recovery.”

壬氏「な、なんだと？」

Jinshi “Na, Nan-dato?”

Jinshi “W-What?”

猫猫「泣き落としで口止めを図ろうとする妓女や、やたらお礼をはずむやり手婆がいたり」

Maomao “Naki-otoshide kuchi-dome’o hakaroto suru gijoya, yatara orei’o hazumu yarite-babaaga itari.”

Maomao “There’s a courtesan who tried to make me shut up by crying, and a madam who paid quite a fat price.”

壬氏「怪しいな…」

Jinshi “Ayashiina…”

Jinshi “That’s suspicious…”

猫猫「真相は分かりません」

Maomao “Shinsowa wakari-masen.”

Maomao “I don’t know the truth.”

壬氏「自殺か他殺か…うーん…気になる…」

Jinshi “Jisatsuka tasatsuka… Uuun… Kini naru…”

Jinshi “Suicide or murder? Hmm… I’m curious…”

猫猫「次回、『自殺か他殺か』。花街と後宮は本当によく似ている」

Maomao “Jikai, ‘Jisatsuka Tasatsuka.’ Hana-machito kokyuwa hontoni yoku nite-iru.”

Maomao “Next episode, ‘Suicide or Murder?’ The pleasure district and the rear palace are really similar.”

壬氏「ほんっとうに、李白とはずっと別行動だったんだな？」

Jinshi “Honttoni, Rihaku-towa zutto betsu-kodo dattan-dana?”

Jinshi “You really stayed separately from Lihaku all this time, didn’t you?”

猫猫（なんでこんなしつこいんだ…）

Maomao (Nande konna shitsukoinda…)

Maomao (Why is he being so persistent?)

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別行動（べつこうどう/Betsu-kodo）: acting separately

自殺(じさつ/Jisatsu): suicide, self-killing

他殺（たさつ/Tasatsu）: murder, being killed by other person

心中（しんじゅう/Shinju）: double suicide

[gizmotemusic]

They call it the "mil"itary because every project costs millions more than it should They call it the mili"tary" because every project takes longer than promised They call it the army because it costs an arm and a leg They call it the air farce They call it the knavey They call it the cost guard They call it the marine corp because it’s a corporation

[crossover-enthusiast]

HEHDHDHD

"ITARY—ARE WE ROBBING A FUCKING BANK?"

"HAHA! NO, JAPAN! WE'RE MAKING PASTA OUT OF A BANK! KEEP UP!" (Shoots the accountant at the front desk)/j

HAH

[aita-alternia]

AITA for trying to conVince my kismesis to undergo medica| procedures?

I (8 Vio|et) haVe a kismesis (9, go|d) on the Verge of conscription. NoW, because she is go|d, she is set for a |ife for ship-s|inging and other, Various forms of mi|itary go|db|ooded treatment. Her moirai| (???, purp|e) does not knoW this; he is sti|| under the be|ief she is an off-co|or o|iVe.

Not on|y does she **refuse** to |eaVe him When he begins espousing Wi|d|y caste-ist c|aims, but be|ieVes she can fix him? Which, sidenote, Wou|d be *impossib|e*, if not |ife-threatening for eVeryone inVo|Ved.

To remedy a|| the aboVe prob|ems, i |ight|y suggested she change her b|ood co|or. As someone trained in e|aborate surgeries, With an ancestor heaVi|y invo|Ved in medica| and scientific discoVery, I am more than qua|ified to comp|ete the procedure for her. She knoWs this. But eVery time i ask her, she treats it as a joke or "cha||enge" that i, as her kismesis, am setting for her to oVercome.

I am not. To me, this is dead serious. Of course, this cu|minated in argument. She says i am "being insensitiVe" and "oVerstepping". Persona||y, i disagree. This opportunity Wou|d a||oW her to aVoid being he|med, keep her moirai|, and continue doing the Work she started here on-p|anet. Yes, i acknoW|edge that the surgery Wou|d be experimenta|, and Wou|d be the first of its kind. I knoW the risks of it, inc|uding her |ife. It is not |ike We Wou|d both be going in b|ind, she's seen the research herse|f. There's no |ogica| reason not to go through With it, in my opinion.

(And before anyone asks: yes. I am using a VPN/IP c|oaking too|.)

[da-gamingojichan]

i firmly believe that in a world where itager bangs italy doesnt taste germanys penis for YEARS bc germy always be living up to his premature ejaculation king status. he gets fed up with it eventually though and goes down anyways after the 49167th time hes gotten creamed in the face and this is what awakens the overstimulation fetish in **japan voice** itari.