#itari

[little-b1rdy]

Teddy lore dropped!!!

[twisted-tech]

I’ve had this boy on the back burners for a while, but I finally named him: Itari Boil! He’s a fusion character of Jade and Idia.

His hobby is geocaching and he works part time at an Internet cafe! He’s up on my Art Fight

[cowboy-robooty]

another day another divine vision. let me tell you about italys entitlement to love pipeline. so see italy loves to sleep around he loves da ladies da one night stands and most certainly aint about that commitment bullshit. it isnt out of malice or anything its just he cant really see the appeal hes like bruhhhh that is SO not worf it :/ blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and like holy rome was when he was 7 okay that doesnt really count since when italy was 7 he also used to believe girls couldnt fart a lot of things were different at that time. but see i think italy is able to fall in love with germany despite his commitment issues because he also has a raging sense of entitlement. italy is the opposite and exactly the same as romano. romano is possessive as shit because hes the unloved brother that got nothing so when he gets something he hoards it to himself while italy is entitled as shit because hes the ultra loved by everyone child and always wins out in the end so he feels like he deserves everything at the end of the day. he isnt a bad guy but hes a bit of a spoiled brat to his core because of this since he can easily feel entitled to things after a while. and see italys love for germany hinges upon that entitlement being activated.

because germany is fully devoted to italy hes fucking obsessed with him he will and does do anything for him if italy asks him twice (sometimes thrice). germany will let italy ruin his life every single fucking day and still comes back crawling for more. hell be like italy this is the last fucking straw do NOT EVER fuck up my car again and the italy will destroy it literally the next day and germany will be mad for 30 seconds before sighing and going "well its okay. but im serious this time dont do it EVER aga-" **repeat for the next one million years**. and italy is very aware of this and honestly germanys undying loyalty and shit is why theyre able to stay together. because germany will always accept italy into his arms whenever italy comes running to him even if he also is sticking grenades into his back pockets and wiping his hands on germany's shirt while doing this he will always be like "... come here italy". and i think italy really realizes that germanys always going to take care of him wether hes on the losing side or not and even if hes with germany on the losing side everybody on the winning side likes italy already so theyre not going to really punish him fr so its overall better to lose with germany than win with everyone else since the winning side is going to make him actually do shit. Italys always with germany but if germany actually gave italy consequences depending on how severe these are he would actually leave germany rather than deal with them if he found it too much of a hassle to deal with. And this is how i believe their relationship is like for a very very very long time like for basically the entirity of the anime so far even like italy saw germany about to die and did not even grant him his last wish of smiling for him because he was like errrm! sorry dude but im looking out for me!

but i think this is able to morph into love because over time italy unconciously starts feeling entitled to germany. germany is so loyal and always there for him so hard that italy starts to feel entitled to this treatment because no matter what he does no matter how scum gong or batshit he can be germany will always see him as a perfect angel who could never have ill will (and only kills him out of incompetence) and welcomes him with open arms. italy starts to feel like germany is SUPPOSED to be with him. that it isnt right if germany isnt because italy is entitled to him already obviously and this is why italy starts developing jealousy and is like wtf germany is supposed to like ME most! Its unconcious and he doesnt really think about it too hard but his entitlement slowly grows over time and although it makes him be like GERMANY YOU CANT LIKE RUSSIA MORE THAN ME!!!! it still leaves him being selfish where he leaves germany to die by pictonians lol. the entitlement is able to morph into love though because it becomes so strong that italy one day realizes that hell feel so much intense discomfort if germany isnt by his side. he feels like germany is supposed to be with him hes supposed to like italy best and always pamper and spoil him and be obsessed only with italy and let only italy do special things nobody else can do. and it keeps growing until he realizes what he feels is love. because he realizes that there isnt anything he can think of thats worth more than his relationship with germany. he feels so entitled to germanys life that hes willing to give his own life up to keep their lives intertwined forever. hes willing to give up his freedom in exchange for germanys loyalty since now he cant see himself enjoying his life without it. its become such a common pleasure that its impossible to go on unless he has it. even if not being able to screw as he pleased will make him deeply unhappy, not having germany by his side would make him infinitely more unhappy. he might hate doing shit for people, but he would hate germany being hurt and alone 1000x more than how much he hates getting his ass up and doing him a favor. and THATS how italy realizes that he is so very totally in gays with germany chan forever since hes willing to do anything to keep him in his life and lucky for him he doesnt have to do anything except make their loyalty mutual. hashtag itager babywin!

[lupin-jpgs]

[kursed-arcana]

[princesscedar]

Trying to tell mom "hey maybe don't call j ewish people rats even unintentionally" event leaves 10 dead thousands injured

[nihongoseito]

RADWIMPS 「なんでもないや - movie ver.」 - 歌詞と英訳

another throwback, i love this one too! rо̄maji below the cut :)

二人の間　通り過ぎた風は どこから寂しさを運んできたの 泣いたりしたその後の空は やけに透き通っていたりしたんだ

the breeze that blew past between us brought loneliness from somewhere the sky after i had been crying was unbelievably clear

いつもは尖ってた父の言葉が 今日は暖かく感じました 優しさも笑顔も夢の語り方も 知らなくて全部君を真似たよ

the words of my dad, usually so harsh landed warmly today kindness and smiling and talking about our dreams— i didn’t know how to do any of that, so i learned by copying you

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい もう少しだけでいいから もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい もう少しだけくっついていようか

just a bit more, just a bit more now we just need a bit more just a bit more, just a bit more now shall we get just a bit closer?

僕らタイムフライヤー　時を駆け上がるクライマー 時のかくれんぼ　はぐれっこはもういやなんだ

we are time fliers, climbers who dash through time i don’t want to play hide-and-seek or get lost in time anymore

嬉しくて泣くのは　悲しくて笑うのは 君の心が君を追い越したんだよ

when you cry from happiness and laugh from sadness it’s because your heart has overtaken you

星にまで願って手に入れたおもちゃも 部屋の隅っこに今転がってる 叶えたい夢も今日で百個できたよ たった一つといつか交換こしよう

the toys i got from wishing on stars are now scattered around in the corners of my room just today i thought of a hundred more dreams i want granted let’s exchange just one someday

いつもはしゃべらないあの子に今日は 放課後「また明日」と声をかけた 慣れないこともたまにならいいね 特にあなたが隣にいたら

there’s a girl at school who never talks, and today after school i told her “see you tomorrow” sometimes it’s good to do things you aren’t used to especially if you’re by my side

もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい もう少しだけでいいから もう少しだけでいい　あと少しだけでいい もう少しだけくっついていようよ

just a bit more, just a bit more now we just need a bit more just a bit more, just a bit more now let’s get just a bit closer

僕らタイムフライヤー　君を知っていたんだ 僕が僕の名前を覚えるよりずっと前に

we are time fliers, i knew you long before i ever remembered my own name

君のいない世界にも何かの意味はきっとあ��て でも君のいない世界など夏休みのない八月のよう 君のいない世界など笑うことないサンタのよう 君のいない世界など

even in a world without you there has to be meaning to something but a world without you is like an august with no summer vacation a world without you is like a santa who never laughs a world without you, or something like that

僕らタイムフライヤー　時を駆け上がるクライマー 時のかくれんぼ　はぐれっこはもういやなんだ

we are time fliers, climbers who dash through time i don’t want to play hide-and-seek or get lost in time anymore

なんでもないや　やっぱりなんでもないや 今から行くよ

but it doesn’t matter, really it doesn’t matter because now i’m on my way

僕らタイムフライヤー　時を駆け上がるクライマー 時のかくれんぼ　はぐれっこはもういいよ

we are time fliers, climbers who dash through time we don’t need to play hide-and-seek or get lost in time anymore

君は派手なクライヤー　その涙止めてみたいな だけど君は拒んだ　零れるままの涙を見てわかった

you’re a messy crier, i want to stop your tears but you refused, and when i saw your overflowing tears i understood

嬉しくて泣くのは　悲しくて笑うのは 僕の心が僕を追い越したんだよ

when i cry from happiness and laugh from sadness it’s because my heart has overtaken me

futari no aida toorisugita kaze wa doko kara sabishisa o hakonde kita no naitari shita sono ato no sora wa yake ni sukitootte itari shitanda

itsumo wa togatteta chichi no kotoba ga kyou wa atataku kanjimashita yasashisa mo egao mo yume no katarikata mo shiranakute zenbu kimi o maneta yo

mou sukoshi dake de ii, ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake de ii kara mou sukoshi dake de ii, ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake kuttsuite iyou ka

bokura taimu furaiyā toki o kakeagaru kuraimā toki no kakurenbo, hagurekko wa mou iya nanda

ureshikute naku no wa, kanashikute warau no wa kimi no kokoro ga kimi o oikoshitanda yo

hoshi ni made negatte te ni ireta omocha mo heya no sumikko ni ima korogatteru kanaetai yume mo kyou de hyakko dekita yo tatta hitotsu to itsuka koukan koshiyou

itsumo wa shaberanai ano ko ni kyou wa houkago “mata ashita” to koe o kaketa narenai koto mo tama ni nara ii ne toku ni anata ga tonari ni itara

mou sukoshi dake de ii, ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake de ii kara mou sukoshi dake de ii, ato sukoshi dake de ii mou sukoshi dake kuttsuite iyou yo

bokura taimu furaiyā kimi o shitte itanda boku ga boku no namae o oboeru yori zutto mae ni

kimi no inai sekai ni mo nanika no imi wa kitto atte demo kimi no inai sekai nado natsuyasumi no nai hachigatsu no you kimi no inai sekai nado warau koto nai santa no you kimi no inai sekai nado

bokura taimu furaiyā toki o kakeagaru kuraimā toki no kakurenbo, hagurekko wa mou iya nanda

nande mo nai ya, yappari nande mo nai ya ima kara iku yo

bokura taimu furaiyā toki o kakeagaru kuraimā toki no kakurenbo, hagurekko wa mou ii yo

kimi wa hade na kuraiyā, sono namida tomete mitai na dakedo kimi wa kobanda koboreru mama no namida o mite wakatta

ureshikute naku no wa, kanashikute warau no wa boku no kokoro ga boku o oikoshitanda yo

[fionacreates]

I’m not saying the Jellies in To Sleep in a Sea of Stars are supposed to be cute but… Itari is adorable.

[ask-itager]

me (itari) and germany (and a little mexcian boy who loves rhythm games) got stuck in le dryer again >_< so no answers until errmm probably sunday O_O gommenasorry!

[apothecaryscript]

Maomao no Hitorigoto Episode 8 : Charcoal / 猫猫のひとりごと　第8話　『炭(Sumi)』

Please note that the English lines are just my translations.

壬氏「では、李白とはずっと別行動だったというわけか？」

Jinshi “Dewa, Rihaku-towa zutto betsu-kodo dattato iu-wakeka?���

Jinshi “So, you split up with Lihaku and stayed separately all this time?”

猫猫「はい。何度も申しあげた通りです」（これはもう尋問だな…粘着質に拍車がかかっている）

Maomao “Hai. Nandomo moshi-ageta-toori desu.” (Korewa-mo jinmon dana… Nenchaku-shitsuni hakushaga kakatte-iru.)

Maomao “Yes, as I have said many times already.” (This is just like an interrogation… He’s getting more and more persistent.)

壬氏「実家に帰り、翌日には妓女と客の男を助けたと…どうやって助けた？」

Jinshi “Jikkani kaeri, yokujitsu-niwa gijoto kyakuno otoko’o tasuketa-to… Do-yatte tasuketa?”

Jinshi “You went back home, and the next day you saved a courtesan and her customer guy. How did you save them?”

猫猫「毒を吐かせて応急処置をした後に、炭を薬草に混ぜて二人に飲ませて…」

Maomao “Doku’o hakasete, okyu-shochi’o shita atoni, sumi’o yakusoni mazete futarini nomasete…”

Maomao “After making them vomit out the poison and finishing first aid, I mixed charcoal with the herbs and gave them both…”

壬氏「炭を飲ませた？」

Jinshi “Sumi’o nomaseta?”

Jinshi “You gave them charcoal?”

猫猫「ここで猫猫の豆知識。炭は体内に取り入れることによって、毒素を吸着・吸収し、体外に排出する働きがある」

Maomao “Kokode Maomao’no mame-chishiki. Sumiwa tainaini tori-ireru-kotoni yotte, dokuso’o kyuchaku, kyushushi, taigaini haishutsu-suru hatarakiga aru.”

Maomao “Here’s Maomao’s bits of knowledge. By taking charcoal into the body, it can absorb poisons and expel them from the body.”

壬氏「それで、結局心中だったのか？」

Jinshi “Sorede, kekkyoku shinju datta-noka?”

Jinshi “So, was it a double suicide after all?”

猫猫「わかりません。毒を飲んだ女は、男よりずっと軽症でした��、禿は処置を遅らせようとしたり、回復途中の男を襲ったり」

Maomao “Wakari-masen. Doku’o nonda onna’wa otoko-yori zutto keisho deshitashi, kamurowa shochi’o okurase-yoto shitari, kaifuku-tochuno otoko’o osottari.”

Maomao “I don’t know. The woman who drank the poison was in much less severe condition than the man, and the servant girl tried to delay treatment and attacked the man who was in the middle of recovery.”

壬氏「な、なんだと？」

Jinshi “Na, Nan-dato?”

Jinshi “W-What?”

猫猫「泣き落としで口止めを図ろうとする妓女や、やたらお礼をはずむやり手婆がいたり」

Maomao “Naki-otoshide kuchi-dome’o hakaroto suru gijoya, yatara orei’o hazumu yarite-babaaga itari.”

Maomao “There’s a courtesan who tried to make me shut up by crying, and a madam who paid quite a fat price.”

壬氏「怪しいな…」

Jinshi “Ayashiina…”

Jinshi “That’s suspicious…”

猫猫「真相は分かりません」

Maomao “Shinsowa wakari-masen.”

Maomao “I don’t know the truth.”

壬氏「自殺か他殺か…うーん…気になる…」

Jinshi “Jisatsuka tasatsuka… Uuun… Kini naru…”

Jinshi “Suicide or murder? Hmm… I’m curious…”

猫猫「次回、『自殺か他殺か』。花街と後宮は本当によく似ている」

Maomao “Jikai, ‘Jisatsuka Tasatsuka.’ Hana-machito kokyuwa hontoni yoku nite-iru.”

Maomao “Next episode, ‘Suicide or Murder?’ The pleasure district and the rear palace are really similar.”

壬氏「ほんっとうに、李白とはずっと別行動だったんだな？」

Jinshi “Honttoni, Rihaku-towa zutto betsu-kodo dattan-dana?”

Jinshi “You really stayed separately from Lihaku all this time, didn’t you?”

猫猫（なんでこんなしつこいんだ…）

Maomao (Nande konna shitsukoinda…)

Maomao (Why is he being so persistent?)

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別行動（べつこうどう/Betsu-kodo）: acting separately

自殺(じさつ/Jisatsu): suicide, self-killing

他殺（たさつ/Tasatsu）: murder, being killed by other person

心中（しんじゅう/Shinju）: double suicide

[gizmotemusic]

They call it the "mil"itary because every project costs millions more than it should They call it the mili"tary" because every project takes longer than promised They call it the army because it costs an arm and a leg They call it the air farce They call it the knavey They call it the cost guard They call it the marine corp because it’s a corporation

[little-b1rdy]

I like the idea of a clown emerging being very disturbing

[crossover-enthusiast]

HEHDHDHD

"ITARY—ARE WE ROBBING A FUCKING BANK?"

"HAHA! NO, JAPAN! WE'RE MAKING PASTA OUT OF A BANK! KEEP UP!" (Shoots the accountant at the front desk)/j

HAH

[aita-alternia]

AITA for trying to conVince my kismesis to undergo medica| procedures?

I (8 Vio|et) haVe a kismesis (9, go|d) on the Verge of conscription. NoW, because she is go|d, she is set for a |ife for ship-s|inging and other, Various forms of mi|itary go|db|ooded treatment. Her moirai| (???, purp|e) does not knoW this; he is sti|| under the be|ief she is an off-co|or o|iVe.

Not on|y does she **refuse** to |eaVe him When he begins espousing Wi|d|y caste-ist c|aims, but be|ieVes she can fix him? Which, sidenote, Wou|d be *impossib|e*, if not |ife-threatening for eVeryone inVo|Ved.

To remedy a|| the aboVe prob|ems, i |ight|y suggested she change her b|ood co|or. As someone trained in e|aborate surgeries, With an ancestor heaVi|y invo|Ved in medica| and scientific discoVery, I am more than qua|ified to comp|ete the procedure for her. She knoWs this. But eVery time i ask her, she treats it as a joke or "cha||enge" that i, as her kismesis, am setting for her to oVercome.

I am not. To me, this is dead serious. Of course, this cu|minated in argument. She says i am "being insensitiVe" and "oVerstepping". Persona||y, i disagree. This opportunity Wou|d a||oW her to aVoid being he|med, keep her moirai|, and continue doing the Work she started here on-p|anet. Yes, i acknoW|edge that the surgery Wou|d be experimenta|, and Wou|d be the first of its kind. I knoW the risks of it, inc|uding her |ife. It is not |ike We Wou|d both be going in b|ind, she's seen the research herse|f. There's no |ogica| reason not to go through With it, in my opinion.

(And before anyone asks: yes. I am using a VPN/IP c|oaking too|.)

[da-gamingojichan]

i firmly believe that in a world where itager bangs italy doesnt taste germanys penis for YEARS bc germy always be living up to his premature ejaculation king status. he gets fed up with it eventually though and goes down anyways after the 49167th time hes gotten creamed in the face and this is what awakens the overstimulation fetish in **japan voice** itari.

[444names]

Names generated from Hindu deities, combined with Hindu deities backwards, excluding the letter "H"

Aboda Abodnumavi Adiya Adnainilab Adnanum Adnuk Adobag Adrap Adrapuru Adurakita Adurenum Adurgadura Agadurajra Agnamalali Agnasom Ajetal Ajetan Akaruna Akasu Akiba Akita Akoon Aksena Alaga Alatnarb Aleswaran Alkibal Amadni Amala Amanna Amant Amara Amari Amati Amayeran Amayu Ambik Ambikardni Ammad Ammaisa Ammak Ammani Ammay Amunarap Amura Analak Anamaruga Anara Andralali Aneskarani Angan Animuj Anirb Aniws Annik Antari Antarik Anujar Anumakitav Anumari Anvanum Anvaya Anvednuma Apsavt Arabika Arajali Arani Aranuma Arapus Arasaki Aratari Arati Araved Aravi Aravsamuna Arbud Arbuda Arbus Ardaga Ardangan Ardnam Ardnum Ardral Areer Ariani Arikamar Arumi Aruni Asairp Asalalak Asavi Asleya Astaru Asurgan Asvan Atanu Atanum Ataradi Atareeb Atidyati Atikamuj Atima Atmida Atnaramarb Atpuravs Atratra Atrep Atriama Atrri Atrundi Aturup Avamanap Avartav Avnarjalki Ayellamoon Ayidev Ayina Ayinda Aynamana Aynan Aynati Ayrapaji Ayujratpus Ayyamuk Ayyani Ayyardnar Ayyat Ayyav Ayyayya...

Bagan Bagani Bagni Baguranyu Bagurya Balastavis Ballama Beesa Braks Bratra Britida Budduy Dagan Dandnav Darana Dardra Datrey Devarda Devat Devita Devnareb Devnaya Ditam Divednum Diver Dradub Durati Duryav Gabodiyas Gajajra Gajetar Galamak Garanver Idnaj Idnay Idnujaj Idnuk Ignali Ignava Ijanum Ijmayya Ikalabodni Iketuyca Ilakoon Ilama Ilaxmi Ilieb Illam Illelsa Imala Imayammati Imtarad Imukav Imunas Inagru Inakitra Inamala Inamati Inana Inari Inatsarb Inattani Inava Inavarp Inavi Inaya Indradra Inimxalla Inirri Iniwsap Innali Innaviv Iraboda Irajetan Iranaryan Iraniratid Irantarak Irasa Iravatra Irkali Irkanagu Irris Irtamji Irtan Irtana Irtara Irtav Irtimxal Irtis Irtiv Itanamatna Itannayed Itapara Itappas Itapusarus Itara Itarawsar Itari Itark Itavaraji Itawsena Itaynayar Itidnu Itkala Itkar Itoyj Itris Itrooma Ityaga Ivandras Ivarti Ivaswarb Ivatavi Ivati Ivayak Ixiur Jagni Jalli Jaravt Juyca Jyoti Jyotiv Kalaj Kalalab Kalamra Kalarmal Kalla Kamanta Kamavalak Kamina Kamman Kandeviva Kandiya Kanik Kanilab Keswara Keyapram Kibmakra Kirtakiama Krias Kumatur Kunar Kunatmi Labodiyan Labosak Lakalaks Lalab Lalakat Lambik Lammarb Makasoba Makibma Malak Malakalab Malam Manda Mandi Mangal Manta Maral Marjarati Marma Mataryama Matna Matrinan Matru Mayan Mayed Mayna Mayrup Mayya Meenav Meenumak Midari Miyaram Mooka Moortaran Mujarasak Mukya Munam Muradran Muragna Mureb Murguruna Mutav Nagnatap Nagru Naini Nairtida Nakibmari Nakini Nalam Namak Namantana Namar Namari Namarik Namaritamu Namavas Nammali Namrati Namukya Namutamma Nanaijnix Nandap Naram Naramanum Natali Natidar Natragur Natrrik Navas Navati Naved Nayaga Nayanag Nayera Naykum Naynaman Nayti Nayyavar Pajari Pajrat Pannaga Panyas Pasuravam Pasvam Patara Patroom Pertarud Prana Pravs Prikallala Puras Radra Ragala Rajagra Rajaj Rajau Rajran Rakalin Ramanyayra Ramunavrad Randati Raneera Rangan Ranurgan Rapus Ratamalab Ratpug Ravra Rayyak Rbuddurvas Reebuda Reenum Rtambos Rtari Rtavarey Ruddura Rumaya Rupani Rupta Sakarantar Samata Sangaj Sarati Satri Savasva Savsa Sivan Sivar Sivarb Stadiv Sugalallab Surab Survana Swinamma Tadduya Tanimar Taranu Tekibma Tnara Tnasom Tnaya Uajra Uardur Umata Unati Unavitamma Undnark Uneskavrus Uradratr Utadi Utari Utavara Utsanu Uyami Vairannav Valaji Vanta Vareem Vayidevasa Vediman Vednagnarb Veeravra Venumak Verta Visayammak Vitatra Vivamji Vivanavasu Yaknes Yamal Yarena Yasivaka Yekinari Yelsa Yeralala