#they would adopt a puppy dont even @ me

[transtuvok]

you're doing alright kid ❤️ love ya ❤️

I'm not sure how long this has been in my inbox but thanks for checking in. Today has been much harder than many because I really do miss my dog. I'll actually attach a couple of pictures of the old man for you.

I trained him to grab a sword toy from me and it was so cute. He always loved learning new games and playing. I think my cat learned to play fetch by watching us play together.

And this was a walk from this year. We went on daily walks until he started to decline in early April. Our last long walk we did was about an hour and a half and that was on March 31st. He used to be able to go on much longer walks but I made sure I didn't put too much of a strain on him as he got older. I taught him last year to "get hype" for a walk and he'd get so excited.

Here's another picture of him in a sweater because it was just so adorable on him. He would've been 14 on the 25th.

[ohmy-gojo]

(pt.2)

jjk as cats with you as their caretaker au

you were just a simple employee at a cat adoption center. for most people it would be a dream, getting paid to take care of kitties? hell yeah. it was yours for a long time, but now..

"satoru, suguru. how many times have i told you both to not go outside?"

the white and black cats stared at you sheepishly, caught red handed trying to leave the shop. you had closed the shop, which meant no going out now. they both were the troublesome duo, always causing chaos. satoru tried to appease you by rubbing his head in your leg which made you crouch down and pat his head. this action however irked suguru, causing him to meow angrily at the white cat and jump to your arms

"oh hush, stop being so possessive suguru. satoru deserves love too, everyone deserves love here," you paused then took them both in your lap "well everyone except sukuna, thats why hes in the cage."

at your words the unusually colored red cat hissed angrily, giving you a stink eye. can cats even make such expressions? you honestly dont know. maybe the lack of sleep is getting to you. satoru and suguru simultaneously looked at him haughtily, flexing to not be stuck in the cage, rather in your arms

"everyone should be like kento here, hes such a good cat. isnt that right ken?"

you left the black and white cats to check kento— whom you affectionately call ken, sitting in his cat couch unbothered. you in fact have nicknames for every cats here but only call them that when theyre not being naughty. which means you call kento 'ken' all the time, much to the annoyance (and jealousy) of other cats

satoru and suguru's faces fell at the sight of you leaving them, giving a whining mewl. sukuna smirked at their frowny faces. 'heh.. karma' he thought in cat language

you took kento in your arms and gave him rubs. "youre such a good boy ken, arent you? yes you are, yes you are!— the goodest boy,"

kento preened at your words and huddled closer to your arms. hes always on his best behavior to get this treatment. he looked down on satoru and suguru, giving them a look of superiority

you were now walking around with kento in your arms, you already closed the shop so you just gotta leave for home. suddenly you remembered about the other cat, choso. whom you haven't seen in quite some moments

"shit!" you hastily put kento down much to his dismay "have any of you seen choso??""

sometimes you thought you were going crazy. here you were asking them questions as if they could answer. maybe you should quit and start therapy

but thats a problem for later! now you had a cat to find. in a hurry you accidentally stepped on something.. soft. which was chosos tail, he hissed in pain from his position under the chair where he was sleeping

at this satoru, suguru, sukuna laughed. even kento let out a quiet snort. in cat language of course. they already knew where choso was, opting to stay quiet instead.

"im so so sorry cho!!" you held the brown cat face to face with you, "forgive me?"

the brown cat pouted at you before finally accepting your apology with a quiet meow. you smiled happily and peppered his face with kisses. choso was now a happy cat. the others? well not so

sukuna, sick of you giving all these stray cats (deregatory) affection meowed loudly to get your attention. he then did something he absolutely hated but since he was desperate... he gave you kitty eyes (cat version of puppy eyes) you stared at him for some time before sighing heavily

"yeah yeah, im gonna get you out now. maybe don't scare away customers anymore?" you rolled you eyes but took out the keys to unlock his cage, he knew this method would work. "but who am i telling this, you still gonna do that no?"

sukuna just stared at you innocently, tilting his head. you scoffed but took him in your arms at the same time. you looked down at the four other felines who were at your feet, eager to be picked up. they were truly spoiled. weird thing is, they only ever acted this clingy and affectionate towards you, not other people or even their owner, mr. gege (they hated him for some reason, especially satoru). you stared at their hopeful blinking eyes and sighed again

"okay okay, you all can come to stay at my home tonight."

they all cheered. you once again thought you were mad to think cats can cheer. but oh well.

[rewritingcanon]

yuri scorbus headcanons (long overdue)

scorpius would be a GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS girl trust

also she’s taller than most of the hogwarts boys and she’s a chronic headband wearer

it is SO easy to imagine albus as a girl like too easy like i imagine girl albus and shes literally three girls i know irl

girl albus is swimming in her hogwarts standard cloak like damn let her come up for air 💔

also girl albus never wears chapstick or any makeup and has no skincare whatsoever. her lips stay chapped her skin stays oily and unprotected from the sun unless scorpius makes her wear her stuff (rizz tactic- i get to wear my bsf’s lipstick on MY lips heh 😼)

scorpius waking up at the crack of dawn to start skincare because when she has a routine not even the apocalypse is stopping her. albus waking up 10 minutes before she has to leave to throw some clothes on, brush teeth and skull coffee only

scorpius giving albus her clothes too because “thats what friends do” babe no ur like her bf now

albus queen of comphet sorry to say. she would have boyfriends and hate them ALL and complain to scorpius about them

scorpius also def has comphet have you ever heard of an overly sheltered girl who doesnt? probs expecting a every man to be her potential prince for a very long time before she realised shes a lady kisser

every girl’s love language is their cycle syncing up so do i even need to say it

albus is having a code red (har har) crash out ripping her hair out crying over a sad puppy photo and everything wrong that has ever happened in her life and scorpius is buried in her pantry binge eating everything with a heat pack taped to her lower belly and pimple patches that have a 50/50 success rate on standby

albus probably came out in the goofiest way forcing scorpius to listen to a bunch of lesbian artists and their songs and wait for her to get it (all scorpius knows is that adrienne lecker has a very pretty voice)

albus experimented a lot with her identity and thought she was a masc lesbian for a while. she wishes 💔

albus is The adam sandler lesbian

scorpius covering albus head to toe in HER perfume before albus goes anywhere with anyone else like she’s primally scenting her

theres that wlw stereotype of moving too fast— moving in together after three months of dating, adopting pets at the one year mark, married by 20 etc etc. i dont think this is just a yuri scorbus activity i think this is just normal scorbus activity

the first time scorpius saw albus kiss some guy she probably threw up in her mouth a bit. and the first time scorpius saw albus kiss a girl that wasnt her she probably had to excuse herself and go talk to herself in a mirror like bateman. dont ask me how i just know fem!scorpius is crazy possessive in a way thats very quiet

albus obsessed with scorpius’ dainty hands but tries to cover it up (“oh yeah im just thinking ur nails are really nice yeah like my sister would love to do your nails yeah”)

they would be so insanely touchy and no one would bat an eye. scorpius starts giving albus cheek kisses and she’ll be saying the most deranged disgusting flirtiest comments in public that has albus in shambles bc do you like me or not???? what the HELL is this behaviour??? meanwhile scorpius is thinking “its so great to have a platonic soulmate 🥰”

now im really thinking about scorpius probably tortured albus by accident. saying shit like “i would name my future daughter after you” and “when we’re old and married we should have kids around the same time so they can be best friends and maybe they can fall in love and we can be proper family fr” and “i would want you to be the godmother to my future kid/i want you to be my maid of honour at my future wedding/i want us to be neighbours when we settle down with our future families eventually and get our forever homes” like ACTUAL torture and all albus can manage is a pained “yeah for sure.” all this talk about getting married and scorpius never once thinks about or mentions whoever her future husband is, she’s only thinking about ways to tie herself to albus irreversibly in a way thats socially acceptable

[someonehugratchet]

Things I would say to TFP characters that would probably confuse them:

Optimus:

• big dumb blue bitch

• how were you a librarian yet you can’t get people to be quiet

• pulling all the hoes with that autism rizz, hey big guy?

• single dad

• Have you ever been fragged from both ends at once?

• pookie smookie bear

• magnificent blue bitch

• you’re shaped like a friend

• Is your spark secretly a cat?

Ratchet:

• Nurse Ratched

• Cuckoo

• Can you step on me but like not kill me?

• actually you can kill me

• I’m going to bite you on the face

• handsome

• Transformers can get pregnant right? Would you like me to try get you-

• Big Boy

• Pretty Boy

• I want to show you Hacksaw Ridge but I think you’ll cry and I Optimus would get mad at me

• toots

• heya sugar tits

• what would you do if I swallowed a coin

• what would you do if I throw up blood a week ago and didn’t tell anyone

Arcee:

• Sis

• Shadowheart wannabe

• “Hello Darkness My Old Friend~”

• Sonic The Hedgehog

• baddy with an addy

• I wanna chew on your legs is that weird

• girly pops

• girl you should get your nails did

Bulkhead:

• You have a squishy kind of vibe about you

• bubba

• bulky boy

• you are a sweet potato and I will not elaborate

• mean green mother from out of space!

• just a little guy

• a sweet baby

• I’m adopting you as my brother sorry about it

Wheeljack:

• slut

• sorry

• pleasure bot

• ARE YOU ITALIAN OR SPANISH I DONT KNOW?

• is being in a jet like being inside another bot to you or…?

• did you bite as a sparkling?

• have you heard of One Direction?

• they totally did break up

• …

• like the wreckers-

• pookie

• Lone Ranger behaviour

Bee:

• MY SON

• a wittle baby

• with knives

• Scout’s Honour!

• your puppy dog eyes could save the war I’m so serious right now

• bumble baby

• honey bee

• honey pie

• cutie pie

• I would commit so many war crimes for you

• starch that I will like right now don’t even test me

Smoke Screen:

• swiper no swiping

• twin~ where have you been~?

• have you considered war crimes?

• sparkly boy

• stoner screen

• vape screen

• Vapor screen

• shiny baby

• I have… another child?

• problem child

[skyeslittlecorner]

can i request relationship hcs with the avisos boys? i really liked the ones u did for the hades demons even though i dont like any of them that much after chapter 5 lmao 😭

Do I see our favourite family? 👀 Here we go! The scenario will be similar, but we will change the topic a bit. Hades had a ball, and here let's welcome a new fluffy member of the family.

This turned out to be longer than I planned, I hope you don't mind. I just love these guys too much-

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

Bael circled his own Bermuda Triangle - kitchen, office, bedroom. You knew his daily schedule perfectly, you knew when he woke up, when he fell asleep at his desk, and when to get out of his way so as not to fall victim to his legendary cookies.

You quietly opened the door to his bedroom, the first rays of sunlight falling on the dug-out bedding. Bael looked so peaceful. He was sleeping deeply, his broad shoulders rising and falling with his breath, the muscles on his chiseled back twitching as he dreamed something. Despite his tight uniform, you rarely had this view as his back was covered by his cape and the chair. You came closer and combed blond hair which was scattered on the pillow.

“You know I hate waking you up.” You whispered, hoping he wouldn't hear. Just as you were getting up, you felt a firm grip on your waist.

“I'm awake…”

“Mm. Of course." He looked so adorably sleepy that you crouched down next to him and tapped him on the nose. “You should rest some more. Avisos can handle itself for an hour or two.”

He lifted an eyelid as if he was thinking about what you said. You tried to leave again, but he pulled you towards him. Despite being sleepy, he had a strong grip. You landed on his bare chest, radiating warmth and the smell of fresh bedding.

“This isn't sleeping.”

"It is." He wrapped his arms around you tightly, murmuring into your hair. “I have to be sure that I will get up soon... and that my alarm clock won’t run away.”

“I can sneak out as silently as a cat!”

“You probably haven't seen Hell’s cats.”

He kissed the top of your head, and before you could respond properly, you felt his breathing slow down. He was sleeping, so you kissed him on the lips for good dreams. Avisos can handle itself, and you in your boredom came up with a brilliant idea.

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

Naberius looked at you like you were crazy when you told him what was on your mind. You were walking down the aisles of the pet store, right between toys shaped like angel wings or fetch pitchforks. You put into his basket one by one what looked the least poisonous and suspicious to you.

“Did I understand correctly… Do you want to adopt a cat?”

“Not me, us.” You made it clear. “He will live with you in the palace.”

He didn't look happy.

“Cat.”

You reached out and scratched his chin. He tried to be strong, but then he leaned his head back and his lips twitched happily from the petting.

“Yes, kitten. Because I already have the best puppy in the world here, with me. You will take care of him, right?”

“Maybe… He will have to be brought up so that he does not disturb Bael at work.” 

He tried to be strong, but you knew he couldn't say no to you. And in addition to the cat food (at least you hoped it was cat food), you discreetly added a collar that would go well with the black glasses and red horns.

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

Amon helped you put out the pet shopping and arrange the room so that it would be ready for a new little roommate. He sat cross-legged in the corner, between the cat lounger and the food bowl, and read the instructions for the small water fountain you had just assembled. He clicked a few buttons and water began gushing from above and pouring down to the lower levels.

“Did you know it's a bird fountain?”

“It's also suitable for a cat.” 

His legs looked so comfortable. You couldn't resist. You brazenly placed yourself on his lap and wrapped your arms around his narrow waist, completely distracting him from the instructions. He hugged you tightly and started purring like a kitten himself.

“Nabe said he would help me raise her, but you all will be definitely switching places. After all, if you have patrols, you won't always be in the castle.”

Amon stroked your cheek. He completely forgot about shopping, and water from the waterer he turned on was spilling onto the floor. You tried to turn it off, but it splashed you in the face. As you snorted water, he quickly corrected the wobbly structure.

"Be careful, love, that's not how it's done. Come on, I'll help you.” He cooed, wiping your wet face gently. “Maybe I should fix it?”

“That's probably a better idea.”

You agreed, but when he leaned towards you with his love-struck smile, you wanted to forget about the waterer and pull him down to the carpet with you in a deep kiss.

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

Stolas was your companion whom you took to the shelter. Despite your excitement, you tried to remain calm. You just didn't know why he kept boasting about how he would defeat any beast you chose, but everything became clear when you arrived. The enclosure where the animals roamed looked more like a coliseum full of wild beasts than a meadow with cute kittens. The smallest of them made Earth's lions look like meerkats.

“Just show me who to beat for you!” Stolas rubbed his hands together with aggressive excitement. “Who makes you sad?”

You sighed in resignation.

“I thought they were smaller. When I was shopping with Amon, all the things we bought… were smaller.”

“So it's Amon's fault? I knew. I'll kill him!"

"Wait!" You placed your hands on his chest as he was already turning around to find another devil. “I thought I could have a cat in the palace… but I see they are too big.”

He looked closely at your disappointed face, then pursed his lips.

“If you like animals, I can take you to an owl cafe.”

If he wanted to cheer you up, he made it. You tilted your head with interest.

“Will you turn into an owl yourself?”

"NO!"

You hoped he was lying. You needed a fluffy ball to cuddle up to. Either way, your mood improved significantly as you left the coliseum filled with beasts for a cozy cafe full of cooing birds.

꧁:･ ✡ ･:꧂

You were sitting at your desk, finishing writing down financial reports you wanted to help the Baels with. You've almost come to terms with the fact that you won't have a kitten when Beelzebub stormed into your room without warning. You stared at him with question marks on your face.

"I have something for you!"

His presence hadn't even dawned on you yet, and there was already a cardboard box on the table. He handled it surprisingly gently. Put it down slowly, as if there were porcelain tableware inside, even though it looked solid. It was a strange box, making sounds through tiny holes on the sides.

Beelzebub stood behind you, resting his elbows on your shoulders and folding his arms over your chest.

“Go ahead, you should check it out, I'm sure you'll like it…” He trailed off when, instead of reaching into the box, you took his hands.

“I'd rather have you than welcome gifts, you know?”

He fell silent for a moment. You couldn't see his face, but his voice had softened noticeably.

“You'll like this one. I promise. Open up, don't make her wait.”

You had a feeling you knew what you would find, and it makes you ticklish inside. When you lifted the lid, a pair of coal-black eyes stared at you from a fluffy muzzle. Kitten. A small, striped, earthly kitten. Your voice stuck in your throat as you squeezed Beel's hands tighter.

"How did you know…!"

“I'm everywhere and hear everything, baby.” He reached out and grabbed the kitten by the nape, just like its mother would. Little pet started meowing.

“Gentler!” You smacked him and took the fluffy ball in both hands. “Is this how you treat your new daughter?”

“My daughter?”

"Yes. Now that you have a baby, you have to visit us more often, you know?”

He leaned down and nuzzled his nose into your shoulder.

“As soon as this is all over.” He promised in a whisper so quiet it might as well have been your imagination. “I will never leave you again. I promise.”

You held the purring kitten to your chest with one hand and stroked Beel's soft hair with the other. Despite his giddiness, you felt that these were not idle words. Your heart sank at the thought that he missed you too. Whatever was going to end, let it end quickly, because all you wanted was to go to sleep next to him, knowing that you wouldn't wake up in an empty bed.

[cupiid-777]

📞

"📞 PHONE A FRIEND . . . who do you consider your best friend(s) in this dr, and why?"

Who else but my members, no, not just my members. My family. The 8 boys who are the reason I'm still here. The people I've spent the last 7 years with. Let's go in age order shall we..?

Christopher Chahn Bahng (Bang Chan)⋆｡°✩

Ah, Chan. My big brother (only chronologically). Me and Chris clicked from day one. We were both extremely passionate and serious trainees who wanted nothing more than to debut, and would work as hard as we could to get there. We originally kept a respectful distance, approving of one another from afar. But after debut, we went in the complete opposite direction. Inseparable, immature, and caring for the others like our kids.

Lee Minho (Lee Know) .𖥔 ݁ ˖

How else to describe our relationship but one of those cat videos where one of the cats just torments the other one (me) until the other cat (him) smacks them in the face. Affectionately, of course. Despite our bickering and wrestling and whining, Minho is one of my favourite people in the world. I'd never doubt his loyalty or love for me, even if he has trouble verbalising it.

Seo Changbinᯓ★

You haven't felt contagious laughter like being in a room with Binnie. He lights up a room, even if that room is backstage of a 4 hour concert where 9 sweaty exhausted men are recovering from screaming down mics and jumping up and down a stage in front of 70 000 people. He's everyone's happy pill, and I don't think I'd be able to get through a single day of practice without seeing his face.

Hwang Hyunjin༘⋆

An artist, an angel, a god among men- Okay, you're probably sick to death of me talking about this fucking angel but I DONT CARE. I will keep it short though. I love everything about Hwang Hyunjin. He's perfect. Someone that was, with no doubt in my mind, made for me. He's like a marble statue, not only for his ridiculously perfect face but because he carries this timeless air of deep understanding and haunting beauty that captures all the human experience so simply and infinitely, that you can't help but fall in love with him. To prove this, let me quote him, "I'd want to be someone's last love rather than their first, because love is meant to be eternal."

Han Jisung ⭑.ᐟ

My little rockstar. My Shayla. My baby. Han hasn't had an easy ride in the last few years, and it's made me maybe slightly irrationally overprotective. But I don't care, this is my son and unless you're up for being choked out (heh) you won't say a negative word about him ever. But, on a more sane note, Han is one of the funniest, most talented and creative people I know, and he deserves the universe.

Lee Felix 𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋

Since when were they just letting angels out of heaven left and right huh? I don't know personally, but I'm just glad I've had the privilege of being near one. Never in my life have I met a purer soul than Felix. I have not once been more (platonically) smitten with someone on this planet. 'A demon's voice and an angel's smile', is commonly used to describe him, but personally, I thing even his voice holds this ethereal secrecy that only a fallen angel could carry. I love Lee Felix.

Kim Seungmin ◡̈

Seungmin reminds me of a boy next door in a 90's movie. Simple in his view of his place in the world, but he also carries a niche complexity that I've only just become fluent in after 7 years. I'll do anything to see his smile, to see him happy and comfortable with his life. But other than that, very puppy. Very golden retriever (90% of the time.)

Yang Jeongin (I.N)𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

There goes my babyyy~~… but seriously, this ball of fluff is my offspring. I gave birth to him actually. Jeongin is my pride and joy, and whenever I look at him I can't help but see that smiley 17 year old with curly brown hair and braces that looked at me with such hope I decided from that second I'd adopt him.

HAPPY 7TH ANNIVERSARY TO MY BOYS, TO ANOTHER 7 MORE.

[willfreakbyers]

Will Byers Hcs because hes pookie

• Adopted a cat with Mike when they were in college and it had heterochromatic eyes so they named it ziggy or bowie

• He has nightmares constantly about the upside down for the rest of his life

• has a little Italian in him (ik the actor doesn't, its just a headcannon i like lmao)

• (modern au) he loves the percy jackson series

• (also modern au) he (and mike) both cried to jayvik when they watched arcane season two

• in college he was so busy he just forgot to shave, but Mike liked him with facial hair so Will kept the mustache from his early twenties and onwards

• he either did band or theater as an extracurricular in lenora

• even when he got older (like 30s-50s ish) he went to this comic book shop in the evenings and played dnd (this is based off a core memory of mine from my childhood lol)

• him and Mike also get a puppy that looks like Chester (idk the breed) and they name it something nerdy from lord if the rings or and or something (I'm not educated enough in either sorry)

• has an EXTREME plant problem and filled up him and mikes first apartment with plants

• great cook, mediocre baker

• starts graying early from stress + trauma from his childhood/teenage years and gets his first gray hair at 22, which mike teases him relentlessly about

• has a grandpa sweater and flannel collection

• (semi modern/old byler au) he has very bipolar music taste like ine moment he's listening to the cure and next it's folklore by taylor swift (he denies any swiftie allegations)

Bonus, what i think his fav albums would be (not in any particular order)

Louder than bombs - The Smiths

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars - David Bowie

The rise and fall of a Midwest princess -Chappell roan

Folklore + evermore - taylor swift (dont come for me please)

Pinkerton - Weezer

Found heaven - Conan Gray (as I said, his music taste is bipolar as fuck)

Alright thats it

[seeyousoonnnnnn]

my baby’s day

| ★ warnings ; no warnings

| ★ a/n ; i miss my wife i want her to text me

it’s midday in california. the beach house is warm, sunlight pouring through the windows, waves crashing soft in the distance. billie’s hanging upside down off the bed, laughing as she plays with the two grey puppies you adopted together.

one’s named shark. billie picked that—said it fit the little pit mix with his stubby shark teeth and silvery coat. the other’s gio, named by you, because he’s clumsy and sweet and always bumping into walls. if any dog were to wear prescription glasses, it’d be him.

billie’s been waiting for you to get home. not because she’s bored—just because she wants to cook dinner, pull you onto the couch, and hold you so close you couldn’t escape if you tried.

she hears the front door shut, the jingle of your keys. her whole face lights up. she scoops the dogs into her arms and runs downstairs.

“baby?” she calls, already halfway down.

“hi, sweet girl,” you whisper, meeting her with a soft kiss. she sets the puppies down and kneels to help you take your shoes off.

“how was work?” she asks gently, sliding your shoes onto the rack like it’s the most important thing in the world.

“it was… something,” you sigh, reaching down to pet shark and gio. “sweet boys,” you murmur, then look at her, brushing your hand against her cheek. “sweet girl.”

“i love you,” billie says, kissing your cheek.

“i love you more, m’kay?” you whisper back, pulling her close. she doesn’t say anything—just leads you to the couch, turns off the lights, and wraps herself around you like she knows exactly how bad the day has been.

she always knows. even before you say a word. she can tell when you’re about to cry, and she hugs you so tightly the stress melts out of your bones.

“baby?” she asks softly, her hand on your knee, now straddling your lap.

“you want me to make dinner? or should we get takeout?”

“can i cook with you?” you ask, hopeful.

she shakes her head. “just relax. don’t move a muscle.”

“but—“ you start to protest again, already trying to get back up again. she lays a gentle finger on your lips and shushes your, the look in her eyes is blue and beautiful, the eyes of a girl thats in love and would do anything for you. she shook her head again and got up leaving you there with a nice soft blanket.

she gets up and walks to the kitchen, you watch her precise movements and the way she cuts the food—carefully making sure not to cut herself. she hums quietly while cooking, focused on making the food as good as possible. the tune of the song sounds like your favorite song, she always knew your songs and what kind of music you like.

you love that she knows you, how you sleep, how you eat, how you drink. everything.

after a few minutes she heads back towards you, with the plate of food in hand. “small bites,” she says, placing the food in your lap with a fork being handed to you and sitting beside you again. “you usually dont finish all your food.”

you bite into the vegan tacos, the wrap pulling it all together. “what the fuck” you said, mouth full. “i know right? ive been working on them for a while.” she mumbles and gives you a kiss on the cheek.

“im gonna go run us a bath, okay?” you nod and pull her close, landing a soft, passionate kiss on her lips.

“i love you”

[protagsbf]

birds of a feather, we should stick together

winnie x gn! reader : hcs (can be interpreted as romantic or platonic)

ok so i accidentally posted a draft with this ask AND ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT NOT KNOWING ITD DELETE THE ASK TOO??? i am SO sorry anon my ass is so stupid 😭😭🙏 okay anyway uhh sorry for being inactive eat up folks ps...... augustine is kinda out of the picture in this one........ ill make up for it he just went to get the milk gang..

for starters, you can't tell me he WOULDN'T be clingy. linking arms or holding hands while you both walked, suddenly running up to you from behind and hugging you, all that stuff

i feel like he'd also be the type to flash you puppy dog eyes every time you'd say no to him. "no win, we can't adopt every stray we see on the street" "WHY NOTTT 🥺🥺"

he'd also get you lots and lotsss of gifts, he probably keeps a list of everything you like or say you want then surprises you with them.

should probably mention this, but i personally see winnie as the person so use the line of friends and maybe more like a FUCKING JUMPROPE (i'm not projecting, what??) definitely more clingy and vulnerable with you than the "average" friend would be, but you just smile and shake your head

he'd LOVE getting into stuff with you, whether it be a hobby, sport, or even just some new show. as long as he gets to spend more time with you!!

speaking of, if you're into true crime or stuff he'd probably happily listen to you yap about it for ages

scratch that, he'd gladly hear you yap about ANYTHING but also be a yapper himself; we love a good balance!

cares about you a lot :( if you don't take care of yourself i fear he would actually break into your home and throw you into a pile blankets and stuffed animals (where they came from? who knows) before making you a meal

YOU BETTER MAKE SURE TO TELL HIM TO PRIORITIZE HIMSELF TOO?? he would often put you first and forget about himself

despite him not having a well understanding of boundaries, he's still a very understanding person and cares a lot about you. just make sure to communicate with him ^^

speaking of communication, i like to think he texts you about every single thing that happens to his day when you two are in college already (even if you go to the same one, he'll still probably spam you)

overall, he's just a really sweet person, whether it be as a partner or just as a friend :)

IM SO SORRY THIS IS SHORT AHANEBENAVAGSMNS also if i butchered poor winnie's character plz feel free to throw tomatos at me in the comments 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 also hope yall dont mind the less formal format on this one!! my hc posts will honestly switch from this kind of format to the one of my coworker one depending on my mood,, OK ENOUGH YAP BYW GUYS TAKE CARE

[lemon-shortbread]

hey hey! It's puppy anon again! What if I was a shy, good, little obedient puppy that had never indulged especially in my master's special treats (edibles) and drinks (liquor). You adopt me one day and decide to help me get comfortable indulging. You gave me half an edible and I just lay on top of you for a half hour, pawing at you until I get the munchies. Then you begin to put fattening puppy treats in my mouth. I get some cotton mouth and you put some special juice (it's a cocktail) in my mouth. Slowly I get crossed over time and I don't even notice how my belly's swelled and looks filled with pups. I whine as I lay in your lap. Not a care in the world other than my tummy being startlingly full and the fact that I'm drunk and high and feel really funny. I eventually sleep it off...until we do this again tomorrow morning.

Aw, hi puppy! You’re such a good pup, you deserve treats don’t you? It’s just a little something to help you reaaaally slip into pup space.

Is your head feeling fuzzy? Oh, don’t worry, honey. You still know all of your commands, so youre okay. You dont need to focus on much else besides having a nice time, getting lots of pets and tummy rubs, and laying on top of me so I can pop more treats in your maw. You’ve been so so good all week, you deserve it.

Cotton mouth is no good, poor thing. Would you like something to drink? I’ll put it in your bowl for you. You know what- sit right there on my lap and I’ll tilt the bottle to your lips, good puppies don’t spill a single drop, do they? Once your head is nice and swimmy, i’ll sit up and let you straddle me, so I can get a good luck at you. And god do I take in every inch of you. Look at you, puppy, all full and tight like that. Almost looks like you’re stuffed with a few pups- would you like that? To be full of pups? See if you can use that crossfaded little mind to conjure up a number, and that’s how many i’ll try to breed you full of.

Don’t let your eyes get bigger than that full stomach though, puppy, or you might be a little more pregnant than you expected ❤️❤️

[spiderb0mb]

★彡 ARCANE DR INTRODUCTION

WARNING - do not keep reading if you are not a shifter

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✦ Father was a useless man (as they all are), mother was a vision of curiosity and wonder. Within her she held a powerful magic that drew people in, her outward appearance matched the interior with a curious spotted pattern and rounded ears poking out the top of her head. She was a Vastaya, a beautiful and fierce creature.

Sevika and my mother were very close (like mother like daughter) and together they did their best to raise me along with doing whats best for Zaun. Unfortunately, this ambition for Zauns freedom took my mother from me, leaving Sevika with me.

✸ Sevika was a frequent at the bar 'The Last Drop', always bringing me along with her to keep an eye on me. I quickly grew close to the two kids my age that hung around there, powder and ekko. I would often sleep over and spend all day at that bar, and sevika wouldnt complain. Me and Powder were attached at the hip, never apart. We did everything together; crafting, pranking, even adopting a little puppy together.

When Sevika betrayed Vander, I didnt speak to her for weeks. I couldnt do anything to stop anything. I watched the explosion go off. I watched as Vi was dragged away by an enforcer. I watched and cried silently as Sevikas stump was badly sewn up by amateur doctors.

★ My upbringing after that was anything but conventional. Once Vander was gone I really didn't have a stable family. Sevikas lifestyle was not at all compatible with raising a child, going out to casinos and bars almost every night. To offload some of the work, she would often leave me to stay with either chembaron Margot and her child, or let me sleep over with powder/jinx. Margot always weaseled me into doing chores for her, so I preferred powder. We were so close that Silco would often request I stay over just to keep Powder happy.

Just like Powder, I grew up to be a criminal. It wasnt intentional, I just so happened to be in that circle. Jinx insisted I went on missions with her, and when I got older Silco suggested I use the dog I was so fond of to track down some men that owed him money. This ended with me earning the reputation of being Silcos hound dog (even though im a kitty cat).

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✦ Weapons

Gun - a small handgun with a rotating bullet canister. Three types of bullets, homing, taser, marker

Homing bullets hit their target no matter how they are shot. Taser bullets intensity can be altered using a slider on the side of the gun. Marker bullets latch onto whatever they hit. They can either act as gps markers or, when activated, produce a high pitched sound so my dogs can find them for me.

Axe - A double edged battle axe handed down to me from my mother. It sort of folds out (think heather rtte).

Saws - Small handheld saws.

Rifle - Tank rifle, can shoot through walls and thick metal. Super heavy, and bolted down to the roof.

✸ Misc Inventions

Swarm Assemblers - Yes I did steal this from avatar, they basically rebuilt the warehouse I do all my mad science in. Planning on using these bad boys to revamp the water and ventilation systems for Zaun.

Cameras - No not the crappy polaroids cait had, real cameras I can monitor from my hideout.

Batteries - Run on nuclear fusion, yes I did steal this from iron man dont even. Varying sizes of disc shaped batteries I can slot into any of my inventions.

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Thanks for reading!

[physics-of-one-piece]

Shitty influencer doffy doing get ready with me videos while talking about doing something chaotic "felt cute gonna make it everyone's problem~". Or him doing the most unhinged storytime videos. Everyone assumes hes joking cause his handle probably is something like joker blah blah or funny flamingo. If they only knew the truth. Shitty influencer doffy cant even get cancelled cause he always has receipts for whatever they accuse him of proving that theres no way he did those awful things, everyone is so mean to him. He just wants to make people laugh and help others. Shitty influencer doffy will shout "fake news" if someone puts up a video of him actually doing crimes saying that it was obviously faked to tear him down. He really is a good guy dont you know. Has a bunch of loyal followers who often ignore what the others say about him being awful. "Hes just the silly flamingo man. He would never" 🐦‍⬛

Omg, I love this, 🐦‍⬛

His "get ready with me" would be full of pink and he would be showing off his muscles to the camera "unintentionally" as he puts his shirt on.

You're cooking, 🐦‍⬛, keep going. Tell me more about shitty influencer Doffy. He is innocent, he would never do anything bad, of course he's being set up...

Imagine if he meets you at some café and he starts stalking you on Instagram and social media and thinks "oh she'll fall for me, I'm famous and rich" but then you don't DM him cus you're not on social media that much.

And so he keeps going to the café to meet you and talk to you. His PR team finds out about how you volunteer at an animal shelter and so of course he then decides to donate 50,000$ and makes a whole campaign about supporting the shelter and so many animals get adopted thanks to him. And then he of course makes videos of himself with the puppies and he meets you at the shoot and finally asks you out and you say yes because he was so sweet with the puppies and he's funny and charming.

Either that or Reader being employed on Doffy's PR team and having to clean up his messes.

I need to know more about shitty influencer Doffy, pls tell me more 🐦‍⬛ anon!

[ridiasfangirlings]

"If you get a dog, dont even think about coming back to home!" But Saru's daugher didnt listen and still bring a little pomsky to home. But then Saru fall in love because how cute pomsky is (yeah, its like my dad when I adopt a pom :) )

I don’t think Fushimi would ever be the type to do the ‘don’t think about coming home’ thing though, considering his own family would probably actually mean that (well, considering how Fushimi’s home was, ‘don’t think about coming home’ was probably a ‘don’t threaten me with a good time’ kind of situation). He does however manage to make it clear to his daughter that they can’t have pets, Fushimi’s already got visions of some big smelly dog that somehow looks vaguely like Hidaka running roughshod through his house. His daughter really wants a pet, like most kids she loves cute fluffy things and thinks wouldn’t it be nice to have one of her own. Fushimi is clear that he has allergies and anyway it would be a pain to take care of, you need to feed it and take it out and bathe it, if she really needs to pet he’ll get her a fish or something. His daughter very much wants a puppy though, which is why she decides to be a bit spontaneous when one of her classmates happens to have a dog who just had puppies. 

Initially she thinks maybe she can sneak the dog in and her dad will never know, that lasts all of like five minutes because the moment the puppy sees Fushimi it falls in love and comes dashing out of its hiding place to love him. Fushimi is initially like ‘absolutely not’ but his kid is giving him hopeful eyes and finally he clicks his tongue and says fine, they can watch the dog while he tries to find it a better home. His daughter is determined to make him love the dog in the meantime though, imagine her being very conscientious about taking the dog out and feeding it and training it because she wants to show her dad how responsible she can be. Fushimi probably has the whole alphabet squad encouraging him to keep the dog too, like every kid should have a pet and Fushimi is torn between his own dislike of pets and his desire to let his kid have precious things she can hold onto. Also the dog isn’t that big or disruptive, at least not like he was worried it would be (imagine someone asking him about the dog’s size and he’s like it’s somewhere between a Misaki and a Hidaka). Of course since the dog loves Fushimi he inevitably becomes one of those parents who didn’t want the dog but is now charmed by the dog, imagine his daughter comes home one day to find Fushimi napping on the couch with the dog cuddled next to him and she just smiles because she’s pretty sure they’re keeping the dog.

[ratguy-nico]

So, why did I feel the sudden need to open commission, it is a funny story

Story short:

I have three more mouths to feed now (puppy mouths) so I need money.

Story long:

For those who dont know, I have a dog, Bruno, he is the love of my life, he is seven years old and even though I love dogs I always just planed on living with him, he was my ride or die guy.

But a couple of weeks ago, two puppies (a black boy and a yellow girl) were abandoned just a block from my house, they were pretty so I was sure they would be quickly adopted, I just go check on them with other neighbors waiting for them to get a home.

The girl was adopted just a week later, but her brother wasn't, there was still time so just keep checking.

Than suddenly a third puppy appears (a yellow boy) and start playing with the other boy, but that one dissapears too a couple of days later. So we felt sad after that and decide to adopt the little black one.

And just when we were going back home with him, the yellow boy come running to us and demmand to be taken too. So we did. Two puppies, that couldn't be that bad, right?

Than last week, all of a sudden, a little girl came by the house with the black one's sister, and ask me if I could adopt her cause their parents end up not wanting her.

They have had here for almost a month, and than decided to throw her away again. The rage and disgust I felt.

So now I have a dog and 3 puppies to take care of, I was thinking on given two or at least one away, but they are so happy together.

When the siblings reunited they became inseparable, and the third puppy plays with them as his other brother.

Even my dog now plays with them, and Bruno is like me, he is a total antisocial.

I still live with my mom in a big house, so is not imposible for me to have them, but I'm in a bad job, my boss doesn't like me and frequently cut my shifts off, so I dont make that much money, and since they are still puppies I need to get them check by the vet and got their shots, and the sterilization (having babies is so much money)

So yeah, I thought I could made a little extra cash. I need to be a responsible daddy.

here they are:

The black one is Ronin as in a vagrant samurai without a master

The yellow one (completly yellow) is Charlie for Hearstopper, I kno he looks more like Nick, but my sister like Charlie.

and the other yellow one with the black snout is Fanin for Dungeon Meshi, my fav anime of the moment, she is a fierce and resilient dragon.

I know Ronin should be name Laios but my family didn't allowed, too much Dungeon Meshi.

[candidcanvas12]

GET TO KNOW ME IN 100 QUESTIONS

1. What were your summers like as a kid? My summers were Magical I wont lie ... Always outside didnt matter if I was playing mud factory or digging up a rock that led to china to riding scooters around the neighborhood with the kids until the lights came on I was always outside doing something .

2. Do you enjoy thrilling rides like rollercoasters? I absolutely hate rollercosters . I wont get on them at all you have to bribe me to get on the Jurrasic Park ride or even the Splash Mountian ride otherwise I am good.

3. Who was your childhood hero? My childhood hero Probably was my dad honestly and he still is ... He made everything and adventure and he always made things look fun and interesting

4. What is your favorite book? The Candyshop Wars By Brandon Mull ... I worked doing chores to save up for a book when I was about 13 and i found that book and I fell in love with it Immediately.

5. What do you find most attractive about your crush? I think the thing I find Most attractive about my Crush or significant other is how he is such and amazing dad and how Hard he works I admire him

6. What’s your favorite outfit? I would say Sweatpants and a T-shirt and a hoodie tbh Comfy is Key

7. Does seeing people in love make you happy? Sad? Annoyed? I love it !!!! Be happy be in love be You ! Live your life for you and nobody else .

8. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? I do I sleep with a dog thats Black and white and hes a jellycat stuffed animal ... before I gave my son up for adoption he had the same one and we called it soft puppy and he still has it so I also have one to be closer to him

9. What CD did you play to death as a kid? High School Musical I loved that movie and I loved the songs and I always pretended to be Sharpay Evans

10. Hike to a mountain top to watch the sunrise or drive out of town to stargaze? Both honestly I love the Universe and Nature

11. What song has the most relatable song lyrics to you? Peanut butter waffles by Ryan Caraveo the lyrics that Scream out to me probably are -

I been thinking 'bout you And I wanna go do something nice I can't take rejection And that's why I pay the crazy price If you ain't ecstatic I feel like I blew it big time I'm a little manic I just wanna see your big smile

Nothing means more to me Than when I hear that you're proud of me Acting like a kid Because I never quite learned how to be Peanut butter waffles When it's dinner time and I'm alone Hiding in my castle But the walls are made of styrofoam

12. Iced drinks or hot drinks? I like Iced drinks to be honest

13. Bright colors or neutral tones? I love bright colors

14. Breakfast for dinner or pizza for breakfast? Both Pizza is Yummy

15. Do you have a green thumb or a black thumb? I am not sure honestly

16. What’s your favorite feature of yours? My chin , Lol I know it sounds crazy but I have a little cleft in my chin and it makes me so happy !!!

17. Would you rather be a lawyer or a doctor? probably a Doctor

18. What type do you tend to go for physically? I go for someone I can vibe with honestly

19. Power of invisibility or flight? thats a hard one tbh

20. Would you rather wake up with your makeup magically done or your hair? My Hair I hate doing it lol

21. What’s the stupidest fight you’ve ever gotten into? I dont think I could Pick just ONE I have had many dumb fights but who hasnt

22. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in public? Probably some chick curl her Hair with a curling iron on the train while being crazy High on drugs

23. What’s your dream date? I love sharks so my dream Date would have to be going to the aquarium and looking at all the animals and the sharks !!1

24. Do you tend to gravitate more toward using logic or intuition to make decisions? Logic for sure

25. Do you like parties? In a sense I do I suppose

26. Did you enjoy high school? I didnt really get the chance to do High school or Middle school I had behavioral issues and was in group homes and such

27. Who is the craziest person in your family and why? Probably Me lol I do alot of spontanious stuff and live in the now and not the what ifs

28. What’s your favorite holiday tradition? I love Our Chirstmas Tradition

29. Can you describe your laugh? Horrid thats it

30. Instagram or Twitter? Insta

31. What’s a show that everyone loves that you didn’t? The walking dead

32. What song is stuck in your head? Justin Bieber Love me

33. Do you like exercising? I do but I dont its a love hate relationship

34. Do you scare easily? Yes I do

35. Who are your top 5 celebrity crushes? Okay Justin Bieber , Chase Stokes , Machine Gun Kelly, Jackson Merrill and probably Zac Efron

36. If you could learn one language fluently what would it be? Italian I want to visit Italy one day I think that it is beautiful there

37. Would you fly to the moon if given the opportunity? duh .... who wouldnt

38. What’s your favorite flower? Sunflowers

39. What non-sexual touch affects you the most? affirmations

40. Do you enjoy cuddling? I do

41. Do you like valentine’s day? I dont know I have never had a "COUPLE" one so

42. Do you enjoy driving and are you a good driver? I am spongbob and dont have a license yet ... However I am in the process of doing it

43. What would you be most likely to become famous for? Probably caring for people

44. Do you have a favorite quote? I do "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game "

45. Are you a romantic? I am

46. Do you have any tattoos or want to get one? I have 6 of them I want more

47. Biggest pet peeve? Lying like you dont have to lie to kick it be real be you

48. Favorite personality trait about yourself? I am very caring

49. Sum up your type in three words. skater, white boy , crackhead lmao my best friend always tells me that my type is skinny white dudes with drug and anger issues

50. Do you listen to Kpop and if so who is your bias and why? No I do not

51. What’s the longest you’ve ever stayed awake? probably like 3 days when I was in active addiction

52. Hot or cold weather? Hot

53. Bouquet of flowers or box of chocolates? Flowers

54. Can you do any good impressions? No

55. What’s the best prank you’ve been witness to? I havent :(

56. Favorite dessert? I fuck with icecream cake HARD and Pumpkin Pie

57. Is there a vine or tik tok you quote often? Yes the one that goes " two dudes chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause their not gay "

58. What tumblr post always makes you laugh? I dont have one yet

59. What country that you haven’t been to do you want to visit most?Italy It is my dream

60. Can you cook and do you enjoy it? I can not but I am learning !!

61. What’s your guilty pleasure movie? I watch the cars movie lol

62. What’s your comfort movie? p.s. I love you

63. Is there a genre of music you don’t like? K-pop

64. What’s an album that you think has no skips on it? Right now it would have to be Jelly Rolls new album

65. What’s your favorite thing to watch on youtube? I like to watch random things and like the OG youtube like Jenna Marbles , Shane Dawson and like all those

66. Would you make the first move to ask someone out? yeah I would

67. Do you often dream or have nightmares that you remember when you wake up? Nope

68. What are you craving right now? Right now I just want to be held and reassurace that everything is going to be okay

69. What turns you on? Communication

70. What’s something you haven’t done that you think most people have? Been through hell

71. What genre is your favorite playlist right now and what’s it called? Its a mix of everything it is the "ON REPEAT" on spotify

72. Are you a sad or happy drunk? Chill or energetic drunk? I am all of the above

73. What time of day do you like best? noon

74. Do you tend to enjoy being babied or do you prefer to be the one taking care of someone else? Both

75. What top three cities do you want to travel to? I dont have Citys but I do have States which are , Washington , Oregon and Montanna

76. What’s your favorite feature about your best friend? Absolutely Everything

77. Do you have any pets? What are their names? I dont

78. Back scratches or having your hair played with? both are my favorite

79. Do you like surprises? I do

80. What’s your favorite picture of yourself? I dont have one

81. What books influenced you most as a child? All books

82. Do you like kids? I do

83. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? (or other accessory if you don’t wear any) My Z necklace and my Scorpio Necklace I wear them both for my Boys

84. Any wild stories passed around in your family? Nope

85. Do you consider yourself an independent person? yes I am

86. What are you most comfortable sleeping in? A big tshirt

87. What was your childhood dream? To be a Caseworker and a mom

88. What’s your fictional OTP? I dont know

89. What’s one thing you want to achieve this year? I want to be stable and finally have a home

90. What has been your favorite book you’ve read in the last 5 years? I havent been reading alot for awhile now and that needs to change

91. What was the first movie to make you cry? The Notebook

92. What book world would you live in if given the opportunity? The candy shop wars

93. What’s your craziest work related story? I dont have one

94. What’s the best job you’ve had so far? Taco TIme

95. Worst tinder or date experience? I dont have one

96. What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up most mornings? My little boy

97. Are you more of a planner or a spontaneous adventurer? Both

98. Do you think you see yourself the way other people see you? No

99. What’s the last show you binged? Bobs burgers

100. What’s one of your fondest memories? probably the day that I had my son has to be the best day in my entire life

[iamthunderhearmehowl]

BG3 AU Circle of Decay: Dammon Headcannons

hey hi it's me, again, currently dying from food poisoning at 1am

So I was sitting in my office thinking about how much I love this Tiefling and I realized. . . . .as a character you probably never want to hear that from ANY writer, because that means you'll get emotional damage for breakfast.

🌟 These headcannons are for a BG3 AU called "Circle of Decay", all the content for this AU can be found here -> (Link)

General

So we all know that Dammon and Karlach are kind of an item/ its kind of like puppy love - that being said, I dont think the game eludes to it being more than that

BELIEVE ME I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN - ahem - but in this AU it does not happen

Karlach is so busy that Dammon is just doing his own thing and perfecting his craft - he's not the best blacksmith in Faerune for no reason, and while I'm sure he would wait on her - people just be on different paths, you know?

While his main shop is in Baulder's Gate - he will ocassionally go to the rebuilt town of what was once the shadowfell realm - to sell and work on more items

Since the town's form of payment is primarily services and goods and not money - he does get some pretty sweet kickbacks and of course clients who can pay will get their armor and weapons done at a faster rate

His blacksmithing there is not permenant - they just needed someone with services there every once in a while until the town could officially get their own. Think of it as his 2nd base, his vacation forge, 2nd store location if you will.

The Night They Met

When he met Faeryl - the man was like Oh Shit

The poor girl was half naked / covered in blood and hyperventaliting in the corner of his forge

"I'm so sorry. Please don't freak out. I didn't have anywhere else to hide and I don't want my father knowing. "

He asks her if he should grab the local healer and she quickly responds "No. Please don't. The locals already don't like me and they especially won't after this. I don't want to give my father anymore grief "

He brings her a blanket and a dish with warm water and a rag. He kindly asks if he can clean up the cuts and wounds on her back

As he wipes the blood off of her right shoulder he's almost taken aback - The Symbol of House Vandree is branded there in her skin.

"Please don't tell anyone" she's almost crying. He calms her down and assures he wont - perhaps he could walk her home.

"Where are you staying at? I could deliver you to your father"

"Oh. Yeah I'm staying at the old MoonRise Towers "

"Oh you and your father are staying with Halsin?"

"Uh haha technically? Halsin IS my father"

"Oh you must be one of the adopted children"

"I wish. I would've had a less traumatic childhood. Also, I'm 90 years old - so I'm not a child"

Dammon just looks at her for a second. His brain is malfunctioning. It's currently in the endless loading screen circle and playing weird dial up noises. "I didn't know Halsin had biological children"

"Yeah neither did he, nor I - Quiet frankly when that weird mummy said something I thought he was playing a joke"

"But. . . you're drow? Also you have the marking of House Vandree - one of their slaves?"

"Wow you look more confused and scared than I am, and I'm the one who just accidently murdered a family of deer. Look, It's a long, long story. I also hate to ask this - but I'm not too keen on heading back home and getting a lecture"

Dammon aggrees to let her stay for the rest of the evening - only walking her home after all the villager's had fallen alseep and gotten over the commotion of finding deer entrails near town

He does want an explanation of what all is going on if she's going to stay - so she spills everything.

He seems to be charmed by her - she's wrapped herself up in the blanket and has curled up on a cushion next to the fire. The cup of tea he's given her looks so large in her hands

Since that day - she visits him in the morning to bring him honey buns, cinnamon rolls, etc. More or less it's an excuse to see him.

Faeryl ends up visiting him in the middle of the night every so often when she can't sleep - he's normally up still working anyways

Emotional Damage Headcannons

Faeryl does NOT initally tell him that she's pregnant with is child - she's in disbelief. As far as she knew she couldn't conceive - Fey'ri are normally born when Sun Elves and Tieflings interbred.

As far as she knows she was Drow/Wood Elf - it never occured to her that she had Sun Elf in her blood, although she does have noble blood

One day he notices that Faeryl hasn't come to visit in about 2 days - which was unusual

He heads to Halsin's home to see if she's okay; Mol, Arabella, Halsin, and Greta are all in the kitchen looking STRESSED

They explain that Malice and Alistair came for her and took her back home to Menzobarranzan - forcefully - they fucking just kidnapped her and threatened to slaughter the whole town; she didn't have a choice

Halsin is pacing - worried, he explained that she can't hide her belly for long. It's already starting to show a little bit

Dammon is like "Um what?!"

Gretta sits him down at the table "She hasn't told you? She's carrying your babe."

If he were standing up his knees wouldve buckled and he wouldve hit the ground

The man wants to grab a sword and run towards the underdark - but Mol stops him and points out that hes NOT a fighter (MF ACT 2 WAS SO STRESSFUL BECAUSE HE KEPT WANTING TO JOIN IN ON THE FIGHTS AND HIS ASS KEPT DYING - I RELOADED LIKE 17 TIMES)

If House Vandree were to find out that they have a possible Fey'ri in their possession it's over - they're killing her and taking the babe. The child would be the perfect killing machine - Infernal Blood, Noble Blood, Magic Abilities

Eventually it plays out to where they do get a hold of Dammon and force him to forge Armor for House Vandree (for an upcoming war)

they only allow him to see Faeryl for a mere few minutes before they tear them apart

Anyways - that's all i have for tonight <3 I am currently in the process of writing some scripts to voice act so stay tuned for that.