#they won't leave my head

[technovillain]

do you even fw my 1980s yuri. lighting my beacon on top of the hill. tyssa nation speak to me....

[lecoindecachou]

From this Hollywood Reporter interview.

[zunaki]

Love is real y'all 😭😭

[yanderefarm]

im thinking about yanderes and baby trapping

cw;; baby trapping, dubcon, omegaverse

ares and nephite would be the most likely to baby trap you.

ftm ares would try to convince you he can't even get pregnant to begin with or its a safe time of the month its ok!! and then he'd just keep going until it took. once he has the pregnancy test he'll pout and look at you with his eyes all wet. he didn't want to get pregnant you have to believe him!! and now you'll take care of him right? you have to marry him it's your responsibility.

nephite wouldn't let you leave the bedroom until he was pregnant. he'd give you a little break in between if he absolutely has to but otherwise you have to stay in bed. it's your job as his alpha to get him pregnant. of course once he is pregnant it's not like you actually get to leave. if you don't marry him he's going to be treated horribly by the cult, he'll be thrown away or maybe even worse. so you have to marry him and protect him.

[arimthelocalweirdo]

[palpablestupor]

DS9's number 1 Lover VS DS9's number 1 Hater, except instead of fighting they should kiss and then they both win

[kaeyapilled]

when kaeya was a kid his most exacerbated reaction to getting hurt was a very pointed "ow" and one tear at most. meanwhile when diluc got hurt he would wail and sob and sniffle around all day afterwards. and yknow what i think that their essence hasn't changed now that they're adults. kaeya who says "this doesn't.. look good.." when he dies in game and diluc who says "my flame.....has been..extinguished....." like okay. we still know who's the most dramatic out of the two

[rosurie]

sometimes after a long day of being molested by the whole town all you need is to soak in the bath with your bestie (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)♡

with @wreckowafer 's yunie <3

[comatose--overdose]

I know in my heart that the birds gnaw on the bat ears so have a shitty little doodle of tiny Jay chomping away at one. Bruce is sick of replacing his cowl because his little beasties chew the ears off but they all start screeching if he interrupts them. He's very tired.

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

"You won't even remember you're dying."

[theunseeliemperoress]

Webby: This is my blorbo Hannah she's great. Pokey: This is my blorbo Paul. He sucks. Tinky: This is my blorbo Ted I love him so much. Webby: Aw that sweet. Tinky: I'm gonna put him in situations >:) Webby: Oh for crying out loud.

[canisalbus]

I had a super weird dream the other night where there was some sort of fashion show/beauty pageant, and all the entrants were fucked up dream versions of Machete. I only remember two of them - the one that came in second place was machete with a rainbow tube for a head, and another that for some reason everyone was 100% sure cheated somehow that was like. biblically accurate wheel machete with his head copied into a fluffy circle with ears sticking out

still don't know why that one was cheating, I just remember everyone booing and being mad that biblically accurate machete won and feeling like the whole contest was a farce because of it

rough diagram included below

[cutetanuki-chan]

gonna keep this image for when Alecto the Ninth will come out

[technovillain]

guys help has somebody made this meme but it's kim kitsuragi or did i just like. hallucinate that before i knew anything about the game

[nixie-deangel]

just got a unhinged Hangster idea where Jake comes from a RICH family and who moonlights as a contract killer and is a serial killer, who meets completely ordinary Bradley, who is just absolutely drowning in debt, most from his mom's medical care and his university school and is working three jobs and just barely managing to scrape by and doesn't question this rich goes sudden interest in him.

nor does Bradly care when Jake starts insisting on buying him things, or paying for things because he's just so tried and lonely and just desperately wants someone to take care of him.

and who better to do that then a hot unhinged man, who seems to have money he wants to spend and just wants to make him happy?

just. Pillow princess pampered Bradley (it's what he deserves!!!) and service top Jake, who's covered in blood and blushing so pretty as Bradley breathily tells him how good he is, while he rails Bradley within an inch of his life.

I just have a mighty need y'all.

[leilohsstupidgaystuff]

Cherik in our generation au

Raven: *filming Charles* "Suspect lives of 3 hours of sleep, 7 cups of coffees, and a bag of chips."

Charles: "It were two bags."

The camera turns to Hank, who looks like he's either going to cry or punch Charles in the next few seconds.

Charles: *filming Raven* "Suspect once woke up on the roof after a party."

Raven: "People do that!"

Hank: "If there's a way up! I had to call the firefighters to get you down, while Charles just pissed himself of laughter."