#they will drag you to hell

[nvrth1nk]

i hate twitter because if i got beef with someone they just call me ugly or smth and i be like this because there is no fucking way i am posting a photo of my face on twitter just to proof them wrong, i kms before i even think abt that

[teeglass]

“you better not be cunty angel of thursday in a cropped trench coat when i get there”

s16 cas:

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[rookanisstuff]

“What did you do to him!”

I loved the cutscene for Blood Bath but I feel it was lacking some….. blood……. Also my Rook Mercar definitely clocked that “amatus” from Zara to Illario. She wouldn’t have let him touch Lucanis, even if he’d wanted to.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Don't test me, Bestie!

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[giulliadella]

Bill Cipher's anatomy UPDATE!

Alex Hirsch is going to kill me one day.

So, for those who don't know, I'm the weirdo who did speculative biology of Bill Cipher, mostly as a fun exercise. I'm a biologist after all.

And now, on the stream, Alex Hirsch brought me the unused Bill's anatomy drawing from his book. I lost my mind:

So, now, I can tell you what my spec bio got right and what I got wrong and I can expand on the anatomy a bit!

Btw, this is going to have a NSFW part. I am VERY serious about that. Also, warning for anatomy drawings I guess.

WHAT I GOT CORRECT:

Bill Cipher is an invertebrate! He has a hydroskeleton, which he calls "arm juice", not bones. SUCK ARM JUICE YOU PERSON WHO SENT ME THAT ASK, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

And he's also segmented, although he has more segments than I saw. This isn't unusual, internal structures often keep the segmentation that external structures lost. I was very correct about his exoskeleton splitting in the middle to form a front and back plate and that his limbs protrude through the gap.

His skin is black! It's funny how many people needed to tell me that he's wearing gloves. No he's not!

I accidentally got right that he has a liver. I thought "this dumbass eats and drinks so much shit, if he didn't have a liver he'd be dead by now" and I was right. Considering the size of his liver, I was also right about him being a carnivore (or mostly carnivore). Carnivores have large livers because livers are used to process proteins and for uric acid cycle. Since carnivores consume lots of protein, they need a large liver.

His stomach is in the center! I didn't explain on my previous post why I placed it there, but it actually makes a lot of sense. The center of an equilateral triangle is its "mass center", so if an animal looks like a triangle, it would make a lot of sense that its stomach would be there, so that the extra mass from the meal wouldn't tilt its balance.

I also got right that his intestines are in his lowest segment and his brain in the topmost.

WHAT I GOT WRONG:

The entire reproductive system. It's MUCH freakier than expected!

Bill has ears! They are on the sides of his head. They aren't really ears, just tympanal membranes. They are located where Brett is trying his darndest XD

The hat is probably not a part of Bill's body. He used it as storage for extra organs during Weirdmageddon, Holy Moses on a Motorbike! However, if it IS a part of his body, then it could be used as fat storage.

He has 20 lashes. I would have never guessed. They could still be used to sample scent, a lot of animals have scent sampling tentacles.

His feet! He probably has velcro-like structure on them, like geckos. This could mean that Bill could glue himself to walls and walk on them if he wanted to. Little insect motherfucker.

He has a singular anus! And it's between his legs. Do with that information what you want.

AAAAND UPDATES!

I can finally show you Bill's entire digestive system! I couldn't do that in my original post, since I couldn't figure out what would go after the small intestine. Alex Hirsch has cleared that up for me and also, I think Bill uses some form of Malpighian tubules-like structures for urine excretion.

And, now... The reproductive system. AKA, the fun zone and creative juices.

NSFW!

Bill Cipher is a fucking freak, but maybe that isn't entirely his fault. It's in the genes of Euclydeans as species. (His love for BDSM isn't though. "He's got it all figured out", as Ford said.)

So, in case you don't know what a vagina dentata is, it was like an occult belief that women can grow teeth out of their vaginas. Bill Cipher's genitals look like a fucking vagina dentata. So that's why he thinks that teeth are hot - they grow out of his reproductive system.

Now, those aren't really teeth. They look like sharp-edged fleshy protrusions that Euclydeans probably use to tighten the grip during mating. It could probably be used for stimulation as well. That's why Bill doesn't like his sides being touched - the genitals are inside, but rubbing them feels violating.

Euclydeans are most likely one of those species who use pain to sexually stimulate their partners. It's not that uncommon on Earth either (don't look up reptile hemipenes, especially not turtles) and for creatures that are covered in smooth exoskeleton, some piercing action would be highly beneficial for transferring seminal fluid.

This also gives us the option of Bill Cipher being a biological female, who has a vagina with those weird teeth-like protrusions. However, it is entirely possible that males also have similar genitals. Bill calls his thing that's dripping "creative juice", so maybe it is seminal fluid? In either case, it's very freaky, but it fits him so well.

This also means that male Euclydeans most likely don't have a real copulatory organ, or, maybe, they do, but the female has to "bite it off" during mating to absorb the sperm. If they don't have the copulatory organ, they do it like birds, with just pumping, but unlike birds, they hold onto each other's thing with flesh teeth.

I am going to hell for making this art, but you are going with me for seeing it:

It also occurred to me that, since I believe Euclydeans use their bricks to produce sound... they would probably be loud. Fanfic authors, you know what to do.

@mitsu-the-witch you requested this, now live with it. I am going to burn my degree.

[mohntilyet]

actually sorry dav reads like a game that was written by people who think da2 is about found family. in every other game my ending feels earned and my choices are my own and then veilguard asks the bold question what if we could bring the hr mandatory team bonding experience into a video game?

[edwinisms]

george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwin’s bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i can’t express how much I respect that

[peachylynnie]

peach iced tea

word count: 1.4k synopsis: in which caleb reassures you on a hot summer day. contains: caleb x fem!reader (doesn't have to be mc), recently established relationship, consumption of beverages, cursing, banter, slight angst, insecure thoughts, comfort, and a suggestive bonus at the end. a/n: i've kinda accepted that updates are going to be slow due to my mental health. but yay, i finally wrote something for caleb (warily eyes my rotting musical!au fic)! this fic was actually supposed to be only the suggestive bit at the end, but you know me, i get carried away when it comes to angst and comfort. enjoy! reblogs and comments are much appreciated! lads masterlist

you couldn't be happier to sip on your drink. infused with black tea leaves and filled with tapioca boba, your peach iced tea acts as a much-needed relief, especially on a hot day like today.

you weren’t always the biggest fan of summer. sure, the idea of “hot girl summer” excites you. bikinis on the beach, your favorite fruits in season, outdoor concerts, and more—summer is the perfect season to indulge in all these things. but at the cost of what? clothing sticking to you as a result of sweating bullets, bills rising due to your constant usage of the air conditioner, and mosquitoes refusing to leave your poor skin alone? fuck no. 

you sigh, sipping on the drink some more. if only life’s simple pleasures could be enjoyed with no price to pay. 

“you okay, pips?” 

you glance at your boyfriend, who’s sitting next to you on the couch. he’s looking at you expectantly. 

“yeah,” you reply before swallowing some boba. “just irritated. this heat is killing me.” 

caleb chuckles, taking a sip of his own drink, a green apple slushie with mini tapioca boba. 

“well, why don’t you turn on the ac?” 

“you know why,” you groan. “i already used it twice this past week. any more uses, and my bills are going to spike like crazy.” 

as you grumble to yourself about how stupid it is that you have to pay to use an appliance, caleb takes another sip, gazing at you contemplatively. 

finally, he speaks up. 

“you know, you can always just move into my place.” 

you choke on your peach tea. 

“what?!” 

he pats you on the back, helping you cough up some of the fluids. 

“sorry,” you rasp as you put your drink down on the coffee table. “what did you just say?”

“you can always move in with me,” your boyfriend repeats, also putting his drink down. “you wouldn’t have to worry about your bills. since i own the place, you can turn on the ac whenever you want. we could finally cuddle without sweating like crazy, not that i ever minded or anything. but," he drags out, "because my girlfriend minds, i think moving in would be a good idea.” 

as you process what you’re hearing right now, caleb leans forward with a teasing smile. 

“besides, we could make out comfortably too.” 

“caleb!”

you flush profusely as you smack his shoulder. while the thought of locking lips with your gorgeous, lavender-eyed boyfriend as a cool breeze shields you from summer’s exhaustive heat sounds enticing, you can’t help but feel a bit rushed. after all, it’s been less than a year since the two of you started dating. what if he regrets his decision after one bad argument? what if he doesn’t like your lifestyle? what if he decides to abruptly end things one day?

“well?” caleb tilts his head like a dog.

“well,” you repeat, averting your gaze. “i’m not sure, caleb. i think moving in would be rushing things.” 

your boyfriend sighs dramatically as he falls back onto the couch, his hands clutching his chest. 

“what’s it going to take to cuddle and make out with my girlfriend without her complaining about how hot it is?” 

you chuckle, relieved that he didn’t take your rejection in a bad way. 

“you could always just pay my bills,” you joke. 

caleb immediately sits up, gazing at you with sparkly eyes. 

“will you let me?” 

“no!” you answer incredulously, taken aback by his eagerness. “i’m not going to let you pay my bills, caleb.” 

he groans, before falling back down again. this time, he rolls off the couch, landing on the ground with a thud. 

“caleb,” you gasp. “are you okay? you almost hit the coffee table.” 

“no,” he whines. “how could i be when my girlfriend isn’t letting me help? apparently, all i can do is bring her boba.” 

“pft,” you giggle. “that’s plenty enough. you know i appreciate you bringing them whenever you come over.” 

you reach your hands out, cradling his adorable face. 

“while i would love to move in with you,” you pinch his cheeks. “i would also like to take things slow, you know? i don’t want you to regret anything when it comes to this relationship.” 

“i was literally inside you yesterday.” 

you choke on air this time. 

“also,” caleb sits up, pouting up at you. “what’s all this talk about regrets? do you seriously think i’m going to have regrets while dating you, pipsqueak?” 

you don’t answer. 

“hey,” he calls for you softly, adjusting himself to rest his chin on your knees. “what’s wrong?” 

“i just—” you inhale shakily. “—really love you, caleb. i want you to be happy in this relationship, and i’m scared that if we rush things too quickly, you’ll end up thinking this—” you gesture towards him and yourself. “—was a mistake.” 

“oh, honey,” caleb hugs you immediately. “i will never.” his arms tighten reassuringly. “i will never ever think being with you, let alone meeting you, was a mistake.” 

he pulls away to seek your face, your warm, beautiful face. 

you smile weakly at him. 

“i promise.” your boyfriend continues, his lavender eyes darkening with utter devotion. “you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.” his hands find yours, embracing them with assurance. “i would be stupid to let this—” he holds up your hands “—go.” 

he then kisses your hands, his lips softly trailing your veins. 

you can’t help but smile, your eyes filling with tears. 

“thank you,” you say as you fold over, hugging him with all your might. “you have no idea how much i needed to hear that.” 

“of course, pipsqueak,” caleb sighs contentedly into your embrace. “i’ll reassure you as much as you need. i’m sorry if i made you feel like i had regrets.”

“no,” you immediately assure. “you never made me feel that way. it was just my thoughts, that’s all.” 

“even so,” he nuzzles your thighs. “you let me know, okay, pips? whenever you’re feeling this way or if i do something wrong, you tell me, okay? i will always be there for you.” 

you nod happily, pulling away to pat his hair. 

“even if you won’t let me near you because it’s too hot,” he adds cheekily. 

you roll your eyes. 

“okay, pack it up, colonel. it’s getting pretty hot again.” 

caleb groans before lifting his chin.

“so mean.” 

“and yet, you’re still with me,” you quip with a confident sip. 

“yup,” he grins boyishly, his eyes holding the galaxy (you). “and i won’t regret it, pipsqueak. not now, not ever. count on it.”

bonus 

“oh shit.” 

because you released the straw too quickly, some of the tea had fallen onto your legs. thank goodness you were wearing shorts. otherwise you would have had to use a stain remover, and lord knows you were out of them, given how bad your periods can get. 

“i’m going to get a napk—” 

before you could stand up, caleb grabs hold of your legs and licks.

you choke. how many times are you choking today? 

you can’t think of a number. not when caleb is tracing your legs with his tongue, following the sticky streaks of peach tea. even worse, he’s doing this torturously slow, taking his time capturing the sweet droplets with the tip of his tongue and occasionally allowing his lips to brush against your most sensitive spots. you can’t help but moan when he looks up at you, his soft, lavender eyes now darkened with intent. 

as he trails higher and higher, you tense, your fingers gripping the fabric of the couch for dear life. 

oh god, is he going to…right now…? 

you gulp, bracing yourself. 

just as you succumb to your fate, caleb pulls away, his tongue running over his lips. 

you gawk at him as he stands up and returns to his seat next to you on the couch. 

instead of acknowledging your look of shock, your boyfriend reaches for his own drink and takes a sip. 

“yup,” he chirps after swallowing. “yours tastes much better.” 

your jaw drops. 

“what?”

“yours tastes way better,” he repeats nonchalantly, his expression unaffected as he faces you. “i’ll have to order it next time.” 

all you can do is blink dumbly. what the fuck just happened? 

“actually,” caleb rubs his chin in faux contemplation. “i shouldn’t order it unless i plan to see you. after all…” 

he smiles innocently. 

“it wouldn’t taste the same without you.” 

do not plagiarize or translate my writing in any shape or form. dni if you don't like what you read either.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 301

Ellie, during one of her stints of what do I do with my life right now, decides to, with the help of her Original Dad-Person (Look he’s aging and she’s not and it gets less questions the older he gets if he says daughter instead of sister with how the Fentons are getting older too) creates a Boo-Tube channel. No, not a Youtube channel, those are stuck to a single dimension.

Bootube on the other hand? Due to being through the Realms (and wow is Tucker getting so much income from creating it) is interdimensional. Which is so cool honestly. And she doesn’t know what to do at first, and honestly there’s already so many travel blogs that she kind of just… decided to do something that she wished someone had done for her and her brothers and Danny when she was new to the world. 

So she creates the channel CAAW: Clone Awareness, Accommodations, and Welfare. They had to learn things through trial and error, but maybe she can help someone out there learn how to find their own selves, or even help someone not melt. 

[lotusloong]

You: "If I died, how much would you miss me?"

Sun Wukong: "It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship."

[fyllophobia]

seliph & ares commission, thank you!

[dragon-spaghetti]

I do plan to render this but I actually love how the sketch turned out as well so here yous go 💖

Edit: rendered version 😌

[opal-owl-flight]

I depend on you.

[hitwiththefandomz]

I MADE MY IDEA! Spitfire AU

So this has been rattling around in my head for a while. Essentially it’s and AU based on the idea of the RISE boys having Nepo dragons as a fun combo between the 2003 dragon forms and the mystic magic of the RISE universe

I tried to take inspiration from the 2003 designs but also alter them to fit the RISE turtles personalities and powers

I’m working on developing this idea more (things like names and how this would run in the RISE universe) but I’m so happy I actually got to draw them ( ´ ▽ ` )

[respectthepetty]

Gosh I’m so curious about your insight into why Juyeong removed his cross again in episode 6 and how Dohoe noticed it and became upset. I am so confused

IT'S ABOUT GOD!

Okay, gather 'round, you heathens (affectionately)! Let me school you in religious righteousness and shame.

Although I questioned if what Ju Yeong wore was a cross,

If it is a cross, Ju Yeong took it off BEFORE he confessed to Do Hoe.

He was using that moment to confess not only his love for Do Hoe, but also his sin.

So now, act like you were raised in a super religious family and truly believe that Jesus Christ is your Lord and savior who died horribly on the cross, so YOU could get into heaven one day.

That's right! God sacrificed his only son, so YOU wouldn't have to go to hell.

It's a heavy cross to bear, the weight of knowing someone died for your sins. Someone scarified their child, so you could have eternal happiness. God condemned his only son to be executed for you.

However, the catch is that you cannot sin in order to get into heaven.

You have to obey your parents.

You can't commit murder.

You can't idolize anyone above God for there is only one God, and he willingly allowed his son to be killed FOR YOU!

Oh, and you cannot lie because that's a slippy slope to hell.

So, once again, imagine you are that boy who wears a cross necklace and truly believes you will go to hell for your sins, so when you confess to the boy you like, you take off the necklace, because God should not bear witness to this offense.

But then, you sacrifice your body for that boy to be happy. You also take care of that boy's father to make up for the sin. You become the prodigal son, so the boy you like can live in eternal happiness even if it's without you.

And you keep wearing the cross, so God is with you in all you do and He will see the good in your heart.

God is with you always, in everything you do because the necklace is always on as a reminder of the one time you liked a boy and almost sent both of you to an earthly and eternal hell.

But the thing is, we know Ju Yeong takes the necklace off, and so does Do Hoe.

So how must that feel to Do Hoe to know that Ju Yeong removes his necklace when he is with him? How must that come across? Probably as if Ju Yeong carries shame about Do Hoe, or specifically about their relationship with each other and that Ju Yeong does not see what is between them as godly, but rather sinful, shameful, and even more, wrong.

When Do Hoe told the truth about the night of the incident, he looked at Ju Yeong's neck.

And it could come across as sexual, like he wants to kiss or touch Ju Yeong after such a brutally honest moment or when it's snowing, but in the context of the argument, that is an odd time to fantasize about wanting someone in such a sexual way.

But it's because Do Hoe is looking for the necklace. And it's there.

Ju Yeong had it on the first time he kissed Do Hoe, but he didn't wear it when they kissed in the van nor during their first time, so Do Hoe is checking to see if it's okay to kiss him now, with the necklace on.

Because if the necklace is off, he knows Ju Yeong will allow himself to be selfish, abandon God, and accept the sin.

But that has to be a fucking awful feeling, no?

To believe that you, a person who probably lied about your schooling and now sit in a fancy apartment with your nice car and cushy job because of that lie, are in love with a man who is so morally righteous that even your relationship with him is so sinful that he has to take off his cross and forsake God to be near you.

Once again, Ju Yeong could not be wearing a cross, but imagine being a liar in love with a saint.

Hell, I'd hate myself too.

@heretherebedork, @benkaben, @chicademartinica, @anxiouswannabe90skid