#they were exes okay??????
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Follow up to this
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#john dory#floyd trolls#floyd#trolls floyd#trolls branch#branch trolls#jd ex husband#trolls comic#jd trolls#john dory trolls#dreamworks trolls#dw trolls#like okay maybe they both went into the relationship thinking they were gonna scam each other but then maybe#they both got a little crazy for each other#idk where i got this idea that jd was a scammer#theres nothing that indicates that in the movie#well in the shallow lore of this au jd got with julien cause he wanted to perform again#fuck i keep forgetting his earrings#w/e!
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The parallel of Simon forgetting Betty as a result of going mad and Betty going mad as a result of not being able to forget Simon and yet both of their insanity manifests in an inherent obsession with the other will continue to make me lie awake at night
#simon as the ice king still desperately searches for his princess to the point of being obsessed with the one who resembles betty the most#he can't even remember that bonnie is his daughter's ex because she's smart and she's kind and she's logic-driven and that's so familiar to#betty as magic woman has her devotion to simon turned up to the point where she doesn't seem to care about anyone other than him#she'll destroy the world if it means that simon will be okay and safe and with her again#our clues that the relationship was always gonna be doomed were there right from the start weren't they#simon petrikov#betty grof#petrigrof#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake
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Blitz piecing together the shit-show of a situation they walked into in 2x03.
I am a sucker for protective Blitz, and while Millie was the person doing all the fighting in the climax of this episode, Blitz really was here like, "oh hell no, these fucks are not taking Moxxie from us!" too.
#Blitzo#hb blitzo#Helluva Blitzo#Helluva Boss#Moxxie#crimson knolastname#Exes and Oohs#my gifs#this gifset brought to you by me flipping through too many clips and seeing the things Blitz's expressions were doing this episode#not featured is the way his eyes kept flicking between Crim and Mox at dinner#Blitz and Mox's relationship means a lot to me okay?
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new idea for trans people : boygina and girlenis
#i introduced this to my ex bsf waiting for the bus in front of my old school and we died laughing but it was okay bc we were together.#well no but bless you#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#jeff buckley#im just a girl#just girly things#manic pixie dream girl#girlblogging#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#girl interrupted#tcc thoughts#tc confessions#tc community#tcc fandom#tcc feelings#tcc tumblr#tcc shitpost#tccblr#tccblur#tcctard#tcctwt#true cringe community#teeceecee#mikeyyaps#mikey yaps
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OC !
#my characters#i missed her so much wowee#her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty#hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot#and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like#oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3#and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved#is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive#and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man#but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like#my wife left me i miss my wife#and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up#but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation#kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss#and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death#but they love their puppy son boy agent man#and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN#RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING#and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes#ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok#while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing#but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly#hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good#also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her#kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate#bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal
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A copious thing of photos as I'm trying to feed my boy in VR today.
#it was So Hard to get these shots because I had to pull my controls away from the food I kept grabbing#then after that I had to scramble back to the pose/angle I wanted while being unable to see my camera#like okay is there any function to snap a shot without pressing the button manually? I'm so confused ( ; v; )#in any case these were the best shots I got#I think it's really neat that over time they let navis “eat/drink” things in bn6#I feel like that was something hub would've really wanted to experience no? :>#vrchat#megaman exe#megaman.exe#rockman exe#(I love this avatar too much he works so perfectly)
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did everybody remember when atlus finally restored the attendant social link in the steam port and how stupid it actually was
#persona 4 spoilers#persona 4#p4#⛽️🌫#moel gas station attendant#izanami persona#souji seta#yu narukami#tohru adachi#margaret persona#marie persona#arttag#tappous#// 'you say good bye to your senpai' okay when do i see him again#// i wish there was a rank10 but margaret said her ex doesnt do 'taught and long lasting bonds' can i at least get a final boss skip#// looking through my liveblog of this was so stupid i havent even shown all the times i kept loading saves that were in-game months apart#// because the correct flags werent triggering and the sl just disappears from the sl menu like HOW can you lose a friend#// like i kept answering the wrong prompts. gestures wildly at the jester and aeon sl. THE DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE SICK!!!!#// the attendant part time job was still working though but it was just child labor at that point with nothing fun to do#// i feel like they really had to focus on marie for this one thats why the whole sl feels incomplete because IT ISS#// atls they just 'restored' this one for fandom points or something I DONT KNOW !!!#// it was so complicated to get this far it was so ambitious but i guess it flopped by the end and we're supposed to chalk it up as 'lore'#// also heard how the last update fuckkeed it up so bad they got rid of the sl again because nobody could play it LMAOOO#// mimis so quirky like that okayy thats it for this week my dearest customers GOODNIGHT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#cw unreality#gsa sl au
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i don’t even like 1D but i always thought those queer lil boys were funky. man. what a chapter in an era.
#sorry to you all i know this is a formative Man for many#currently sending condolences to my irl ex-larry shipping friends#they were twelve when they shipped them okay it’s fine it’s before we all understood rpf is questionable#I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE L STANDS FOR LOUIS NOT LIAM
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Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn
Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished
And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue
#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like????#unprompted???? what's going on there????#well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking#to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them'#and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually#had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed#and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you!#he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about#'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know#has reinforced that for me#'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect#then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie#I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3#They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that#anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S.#So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them#cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit#I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt#ex christian#religious trauma#child abuse tw
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watching tommyinnit to recover from my breakup
#Im not feeling um poggers#tommyinnit#Im okay though it was pretty much a mutual agreement but me and my bf were together for a year and a half and we’re both teenagers#My ex bf* bruh#But anyways that’s kind of a long tiem#So we’re both kind of torn up about it
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how would you fix shuggy? or are they better off as exes in friendly terms? i feel like once buggy gets over his grudges and gets to laughtale he could forgive him pretty easily
OH-- This is actually a really fun question. See, the thing about Buggy and Shanks is that Buggy doesn't only hold grudges against him, but also feels inferior to him in a way that being next to him instantly makes him feel bad. Even if Shanks had chosen to go find the One Piece right away, I think the breakup would've happened anyway at some point. It is a personal journey Buggy has to face (similar to Usopp's because, well, they're very similar in a few things).
I think the only way they could fix it and go back together is by letting Buggy be confident about himself without actively caring about Shanks and seeing himself as an equal to him. And the first step for that is getting Cross Guild's respect and actually showing that he is capable of leadership and showing he is a real pirate. This is why I keep saying Crocodile and Mihawk should have this realization and make Buggy sort of know he doesn't have to live in Shanks' shadow anymore. Etc, etc, etc. Then they can go to Laugh Tale together and do whatever they want.
HOWEVER! We're talking in the context of a romantic relationship here and tbh Buggy has spent so many years being mad at Shanks I think he'd need a while to get used to being with him like old times? Or maybe they don't even have to. I think their relationship can be "fixed" without them dating again, tbh. That being said, I want them to get married and be happy so let's say what Buggy needs is just confidence and finding out why Shanks didn't wanna go for the One Piece right away and have a normal conversation with him instead of always falling into the miscommunication hole. Maybe what they need is to sit down and talk but they're,,, Stubborn. So good luck to them.
#don't you just love how i talk about them as if they were canonically exes#i think this fandom has ruined my brain there's no way they weren't dating honestly#okay so basically this question is fun bc the answer is 'they need to talk like normal people but they are not normal people'#one piece#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#shuggy#ask-bean!
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still mad that we didn't get Vecna possessing Steve. haha silly Steve who asks stupid questions and everyone dunks on as if he's not an athlete and one of the better combatants in the group. Steve, who knocked out a trained soldier at 19. Steve, who has been beaten to hell every season and gotten right back up afterwards. just goofy old Steve.
but what if Steve wasn't actually Steve anymore?
#first of all it would have been ICONIC#second of all I have a very niche type#and it's brunets with big brown eyes that use a baseball bat as their weapon of choice#with a dash of possessed by an evil spirit for spice#ugh. fine. I'll do it myself#seriously though can you imagine THAT twist reveal???#they carry on that schtick with steve saying things the narrative frames as dumb#and the other characters all humor and/or snark at him for it#and then he just drops the act and sudden things get serious#begging the duffers to give joe keery literally anything to do in this show#sorry but kind of looked bored as hell throughout S4. at least to me#and tbh I would be too if my role consisted of forced 'dumb' dialogue. getting beaten up. and pining for my ex#steve didn't even get to have a standout buddy for the season#lucas and max were paired up. eddie and dustin. and robin and nancy were together most of the season#and it would have been cool if that was done with intent. but it just wasn't#okay I'm done rambling in the tags now#strangerthoughts
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I have something to say
Isa is unironically the funniest character in KH3.
This bitch just casually shows up on the clock tower in Twilight Town (right before the Keyblade War, mind you), takes one of Axel's ice creams, mocks him, then leaves. The fucking audacity™️
And then this bitch still mocks him after he loses the fight AND has the nerve to be witty before he disappears
His pettiness knows no bounds.
#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts 3#kh3#kh axel#kh lea#kh isa#kh saix#saix#square enix#this bitch#the audacity#i was watching leighxp's reaction to kh3 and was like “wow he really just did that”#he really ate that ice cream too#you know when your ex-boyfriend comes back and steals your ice cream and makes fun of you#when you fall perfectly into your boyfriend's arms as you die#i did love that scene tho#the keyblade war cutscenes were so good#don't even get me started on the reunions#okay bye
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If I had a nickel for every time the Smith siblings had their love interests turn into serpentine I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
#no seriously they both had that happen#the rewatch w my ex last year was funny#bc we were like okay Nyas officially the cooler sibling#after he noticed that Kai hesitated w Skylor#but like Nya just went for that kiss w Jay#ninjago#ninjago shitpost#lego ninjago#lego ninjago shitpost#nya smith#nya jiang#kai smith#kai jiang#jay walker#skylor chen#jaya#kailor
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Do you ever think about how to a lot of Christians the verse that really spells out The Whole Deal for them is John 3:16 but like if you actually believed John 3:16 you would sound insane
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life." (NRSVUE)
It literally says. If you believe in "the Son." You will not die and you will live forever.
IT DOESN'T SAY "well, first you have to die, and your body will just be dead, but then your spirit self will not go to hell to be tortured for eternity by Satan, but instead your spirit self will go to heaven and be happy with God for eternity."
But you know what the author did say? Three verses ago, in verse 13: "No one has ascended into heaven except the one who descended from heaven, the Son of Man". Bro is capable of talking about heaven, no metaphors or nothing. And he still didn't feel a need to add anything about how Christians get to go to heaven.
He literally meant. You will not die. And just be a guy on earth, just not dying.
He didn't need it to mean anything more complicated because he didn't have the hindsight of looking back over the past 2000 years to see that Christians die like normal people instead of living forever like Tolkien elves
#However John is the latest gospel and Wikipedia says it reached its “final form” around 90-110 so surely Christians were dying by this point#Maybe that's what the NRSVUE is doing with the “MAY” not perish and “MAY” have eternal life#Cameron choosing violence despite being completely unprovoked#Okay I guess the provocation was the years I spent in Sunday school being taught that LGBT people go to hell#exvangelical#ex-vangelical#the gospel of john#john 3:16#vent#ex christian#deconstructing christianity#deconstruction#atheism
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I feel like Robert and Giselle hardly, if ever, argue but if they do, they’re definitely the type of people who refuse go to bed angry at each other. They refuse to fall asleep until whatever problems they’re having are 100% resolved because they both really hate fighting, and the thought of going to bed angry just doesn’t feel right.
I also think they’re still really affectionate with each other, even if they’re maybe giving each other the silent treatment. Giselle will still slip her hand into his, and link their fingers together, despite the fact that he’s driven her crazy. Robert will still rest his palm on her lower back, and kiss her temple, even if she’s given him a headache. The love simply never goes away, even when they’re refusing to speak to one another.
and I also feel like the way they approach ending the silent treatment is different. Giselle is definitely better with her words, and I think she’ll just flat out say, “I’m ready to talk to you now.” But Robert, he’s an action man. I think he’ll excuse himself and make a bowl of ice cream, but purposely pick her favorite flavor, and cover it with her favorite sprinkles, and maybe some strawberry syrup. He’ll then return, take maybe one or two bites, then say, “Do you want the rest?” and Giselle, maybe she’s still not talking to him, but she nods, and slowly takes it anyway. She then sees it’s her all her favorites, maybe melts a little bit, and they finally start talking through whatever issues they’re having.
#and it's not always ice cream . sometimes he'll make her favorite tea and bring her favorite snack#and he'll pretend like it's for himself but it never is#idk this is kinda random but I was just thinkin' about them at work and how they both definitely hate arguing#I always think about how robert looks nervously at morgan when nancy starts (kind of) yelling#and how in the script he mentions he and his ex wife were fighting a lot. and he deals with couples arguing every day#I just think he doesn't wanna live like that yknow?#and giselle !!! she absolutely hates it too . like I think she loved unlocking a new emotion of course . feeling anger is great !!!#but being angry and arguing with your partner :(( your best friend :(( I just think she'd really hate it#I also think it's interesting that robert never raises his voice (except for one time in the sequel but even then he hardly does so)#and how when nancy and giselle are angry with him he jumps right to softly saying “let's talk about this”#he touches giselle's shoulder and calmly asks “I make you so what?”#like uggggggggghhhhh . he doesn't like arguing !!!!!!!!!!!!#idk what I'm even saying at this point. just rambling. I really love these characters . okay bye :)#robselle#enchanted#enchanted 2007#disenchanted#disenchanted 2022#hc#em.txt
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