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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Science should invent a spot on your temple that you can stab with a knife or a screw driver or something to let all the pressure out when you have a headache.

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i really relate to that twitter user’s gingerbread beanie baby experience bc when i was a child i went to an op shop w my mum and she showed me this mole thing in a little sack and i politely said no thank you <3 thinking wow that’s ugly as hell </3 but that night i felt so bad and guilty i cried in bed and we had to go back the next day to buy it

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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Harris Rosenblum Relic of the Corrupted Blood 2022

Soy based resin, cosmetic prosthetic, latex, french green cosmetic clay, aerosol hairspray, water gilding media (individual serving dehydrated bone broth, french green cosmetic clay, cosmetic kaolin, rabbit skin glue granules, terracotta clay), SD cards (contains archive of World ofWarcraft patch 1.7.0 (corrupted blood plague), 1.7.1 (plague fix) and interstitial script), USG drywall filler, automotive filler primer, wax.

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I'm trying to diversify the content on this blog and attract new audiences. I'm shooting my shot.

#milk #milkblr #2% #1% #soy #calciblr #dairy #creams #whoresforwholemilk #creamblr

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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being someone who draws porn but doesn't post it is such a weird thing because you'd think i just don't post it because it's some freaky shit but actually no it's just a gallery of 70+ pics for my boyfriend of white, usually blonde, women just laying/standing/sitting there naked with bedroom eyes, always the same body type, a level of repetition where i feel as if I'm (or would it be my bf?) one step away from being the Wonderbread Guy, all we need to do is add a weird kink into this pile of repetition

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

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how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

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BIZARROS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA