#they went bankrupt i think

[skyburger]

do NOT ask me a question and then let me go on wikipedia to check something you WILL receive really bizarre useless information

[5qui99l3draws]

one fairysona with a pigeon friend for @pfandghoul!

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[ho3-y]

Knotfest trying to play with me by making tickets $240 but there’s no way I’m missing ADTR so fuck you here’s my money don’t talk to me.

[black-and-yellow]

"Bet your life, brother. We're partners, remember?"

[streetfarterturdstrike]

Mad respect to Terry for never looking at tabloids but it’s still really hard to believe he hasn’t heard jack shit about what happened to Ken when he has a phone

[dmc-questions-anon]

I think Vergil and Lady would have interacted if the DMC 3 Manga had been completed.

[ink-blot-thoughts]

OK so could someone please explain what the fuck is going on with Dottore's age to me?? Cause like in the Sumeru Archon quest he's referred to as that dude who got kicked out and became a Harbinger, implying that this was recent enough for people to remember him and his crimes against life itself or whatever.

But then in Scaramouche's backstory he was a fully grown adult 300 years ago?? And had enough bullshit going on to know what was happening in Tatarasuna and do his fun little murder spree???

And like yeah I know segments but they don't explain this cause they're clones of him at different ages it doesn't mean he can time travel.

So here's the only options I can think of:

1)He's like 400 but his dramatic murder-and-drop-out is legendary enough at the Akademiya that everyone still knows him by face (which doesn't really explain the Zandik notes but whatever)

2)He can fucking time travel now

Or 3) He's doing that Twilight thing where every few years he goes back to the Akademiya for shits and giggles, but the most recent visit is when he got kicked out

Personally I'm with option 3 but fuck if I can think of something that makes sense. Lore masters, pls assist.

[phregnancy]

it is the try guys anniversary today also apparently so i will share that when i used to work customer support for a company i got an email from keith because the company screwed up another order of his and i had to email back a canned response apologizing for the company sucking and gave him a higher discount than i would give any other customer bc i liked his buzzfeed stuff from back in the day. i asked my friend who still works for the company if he ever responded and apparently he did not and that code i gave him is still unused lmao

[frostiifae]

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[vampyroteuthid]

i've been getting emails from my university for months begging me to call their toll-free number for their alumni verification project so i finally did to make them stop emailing me and i thought it was just going to be like yes this is my address and phone number and whatever bye but this woman was fully interviewing me and i wasn't expecting to have to pull out my oscar worthy acting skills to bullshit redacted university at 12:30 pm on a saturday when i had just woken up. she was like "what's the story you tell people about your experience here" and i was like Well usually i tell people about my year abroad in england and she somehow was not familiar with the study abroad program and then shes asking me about professors who had an impact on me and i was like.....it's been years i don't remember hardly anyones name i was just trying to get a degree..........and then i bullshat something about how it helped me solidify my own beliefs because i was a non adventist on their shitty shitty adventist cult ass campus. and then she desperately wanted my permission to use the recording of that conversation in their project and i was like no <3 and then she was like you can get a sweatshirt and hardcover book and access to all these recordings for two payments of $299 where would you like it sent? and i was like. i wouldn't. ??????

[raziraphale]

it's hard to joke about samurai flamenco (my beloved) bc while I'm not a person who cares about spoilers, I realize I'm in the minority here and a lot of people think the best way to experience the show is to go in completely blind. but like... guys... I cannot stress this enough [spoiler spoiler spoiler oh my god spoiler] but that boy went to the moon and met god, the literal universe itself. he was even gay. if you even care.

[useless-englandfacts]

Speaking of brum, you hear our council is bankrupt? Hooray for tory lite labour!!!

i mean i’m not saying that the council are innocent of mismanagement but part of the reason they’ve run out of money is because female workers have demanded equal pay so… not a terrible reason to go bankrupt even if there’s some more obvious failings elsewhere.

but more broadly the tories have been cutting funding to local authorities for over a decade now. combine that with inflation, commercial property valuations slumping post-covid, and rising demands for council-run services because of the cost of living crisis… birmingham wasn’t the first to issue a 114 notice and they definitely won’t be the last.

we wouldn’t be here if the tories had funded local councils in the first place. and yet rishi sunak has the audacity to blame labour for this, saying that they’ve bankrupt birmingham so we can’t let them bankrupt britain!! as if several tory-led councils haven’t met the same fate like in northamptonshire and slough? this is happening across the political divide!

i know local government has a reputation for being boring and petty (remember jackie weaver lol) but the reality is that they provide us with sports pavilions, public toilets, swimming pools, parks, various things across the arts sector, transport, libraries, community centres and events… not to mention housing, waste management, social care, and education. so like. everything a community needs to function. these are the things people are going to lose out on. and as ever… of course the poorest will suffer the most when they’re gone.

[fizzytoo]

need to figure out how to spice up the gameplay a little more

[songbirdstew]

I did not win at Monopoly.

[ujunxverse]

to whoever says "omg your 20s are the best years of your life" stfu because this generation sucks in the worst way possible. yeah i do get downtime but imagine having to work full time to pay all my bills and taxes, have to micromanage everything in my life (rent...), not be a homeowner because i'd have to sell several organs to get a mortgage, can't even fathom buying a car because the insurance sounds awful, have existential breakdowns every day about what i really wanna do in life, think about how scary the future is with all the things that are happening domestically and internationally, and even hanging out with friends has to be done smartly where we think about the price before enjoying a meal or going out and genuinely having fun. 20s are the best part my ass i just wanna get this montage of self-discovery and flop era over and gain stability so i can be the rich aunt in every chick flick buying the mean girls their birkins and drinking 2-for-1 margaritas by the seaside.

[im-not-a-monster]

I am getting really tired of that thing in media where [members of faction] attack [main character] with the intent to kill them, but [main character] kills one of them instead and escapes, and then now we have to hear aaaaallll about how COULD YoU kiLl that pErson for tRying to kill you????? wer'e going to REVENGE ON YOU FOR UNJUSTLY KILLING THE MAN WHO TRIED TO KILL YOU FIRST

like..shut up.