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Grass is green, water is wet, and Jonathan Byers does not like Steve Harrington.
These are known facts in the universe.
Computers were going to take over the world, a “mobile” phone was being invented, and Steve Harrington had lost most of his hearing.
These were unknown facts--rumors even, if you will. Eddie had never seen even a grain of truth to support any of them.
(Well, maybe the computer thing, but only because Grant and Dustin both had made a couple of convincing arguments.)
So he doesn’t think about it, when his freshman gang up on him.
Doesn’t even factor the “can’t hear well” thing in, when he was tasked (demanded, whined, bitched and moaned at) with helping them explain to Steve why going to the release party of the new D&D box set, located at a hobby store only a mere 2 hour drive away, was important.
Eddie’s not even sure how the little shits got him to agree to do it until he’s standing in the parking lot in front of the former King himself.
“The store’s leading up to the release with a handful of one-shots.” He’s explaining, unsure whether to pull out the bored act or play up his court jester persona, and thus mixing and matching on the fly.
He does not care if Harrington doesn’t know what a one-shot is.
“They’re releasing the set at midnight. You have to be there to get it though, you can’t have someone else pick it up for you because they only got a certain amount in.”
Harrington’s frowning (no surprise) but it’s not until Eddie is well into his spiel about how his van is already full with the elder members of Hellfire, and thus has no room for the freshmen, that he realizes Steve isn’t quite looking at him.
Is in fact, looking over his shoulder.
Eddie stops. Follows Harrington’s gaze.
Parked across from Steve’s Beemer, is Jonathan Byer’s barely working clunker car.
A handful of steps in front of it, and thus nearly right behind Eddie, is the man himself.
His hands are still moving, mouth shaping words silent as he goes, his gaze locked not on Eddie or the kids--but on Steve.
Who turns back around as Harrington’s eyes slide right back to him.
“And this is taking place next Friday?” He says, in that sort of annoyed but resigned way parents aim at their children. “After school?”
“I’d like to go during school, but the freshmen insist you wouldn’t let them ditch out.” Eddie tells him. “They had two separate arguments about it.”
Loud ones, that had interrupted the game and given Eddie a migraine.
Once again Steve’s eyes slide away from him, to Jonathan.
“They’re not skipping school.” He says suddenly, a glare forming and Jonathan makes an annoyed noise.
“They argued about skipping, they’re not going to.” He says aloud, and finally steps up so that he’s next to Eddie instead of behind him.
“Munson slow down, I can’t sign as fast as you’re talking.” He adds, in the hang-dog grumble he’s notorious for.
Eddie stares at him.
“Can he seriously not hear me?”
“No.” Steve and Jonathan answer together.
“I can kind of still hear,” Steve adds, gaze returning to Eddie’s face. “But its more loud music or noises. I can lip read, but you’re also talking too fast for that.”
Without pausing, he turns back to Jonathan and says; “Why can’t you take them?”
“It’s Friday.” Byers deadpans.
Eddie’s not an expert on sign language, but his hands somehow looked deadpan too.
He’s not sure how Jonathan did that.
“So?” Steve snarks back.
What follows is an argument that Eddie is not, at all involved in, mostly because he’s too busy handling the fact that Jonathan Byers has learned sign language, for Steve Harrington, apparently, and given the tone the argument is taking they still don’t even like each other.
Eventually the argument ends, Steve throwing his hands in the air and demanding that Jonathan owes him.
(Eventually Eddie will corner the ever so quiet Will Byers and ask why the hell his brother learned sign language for someone he clearly fucking hates.
“Oh they don’t hate each other.” Baby Byers would say, in that shy, quiet way of his. “I think they’re actually friends now?”
“You think?”
“Well--you’ve seen them.” Will shrugs. “I think being mean to each other is kinda their thing.”
‘What the hell.’ Eddie would think, right up until he stumbled across one of the kids sign language books.
Byers the Elder, he decides, isn’t the only person who should learn sign language to chew out Harrington properly.
The pay off is immediate.
Or at least, the pay off of watching Steve’s shocked face the first time Eddie signs something vulgar at him is, anyway.)
#you can read this as#stonathan#or as#steddie#or as all three idc LOL#steven harrington#eddie munson#jonathan byers#I am once again back on my shit of Jonathan and Steve having THEE most antagonistic friendship#just constantly slinging insults and being low key mean to each other#and then Jonathan just casually signing the same way the party does to help Steve out once his hearing really starts to go#very much#“Youre a fucking dick and I hate you but also youre family and included”#eddie is BAFFLED#but is equally quick to jump on that bandwagon#0o0 fanfics#if asked Jonathans excuse as to why he learned sign language is so he can make sure Steve is properly hearing him talk shit about him#very “he needs to know hes wrong” vibes#Nancy and robin sigh very dramatically about it#Steve can actually read jonathan's lips the easiest/clearest and refuses to tell anyone that#but Jonathan somehow knows anyway
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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We should normalize being the average artist who never really goes viral and is happy in their lane creating for their own sake (be it commissions, or art for themselves).
The clout chaser mentality of all social media sites rotted our brain where we can't find value in our work unless it has a big number besides it.
Create for yourself, not to please some elusive algorithm that changes on a whim and pushes you back to square one.
#art#artist#artists on tumblr#kat talk#also I don't mean that you shouldn't grow your social media because i know it's crucial to stay afloat as an artist#but please;please don't give silly numbers so much attention#I'm never gonna stop osting about my ocs and idc if the engagement on those posts are shit. they are my pride and joy#because I created art od my blorbos and that's what matters to me#or that I made a client happy with the art I created for them!#you should enjoy the process and not the numbers
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Where is Subaru's apology video for characterizing Ram as lazy when in reality taking on HALF of the pain she's constantly in was enough to make him almost collapse? Show some fucking respect, if she can get up and clean a mansion, even sloppily, with that level of chronic pain+fatigue she's got more work ethic than the rest of the camp combined. We're not taking this from a guy who learned how to do chores at 18. Say sorry.
#re:zero#the fandom too seems to sometimes lean into the ''ram is just lazy'' thing. NO. RAM IS IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!#AND SHE'S DOING ALL THIS SHIT ANYWAY IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS RAM IS THE HARDEST WORKER OF ALL#IF SHE SLACKS OFF IT'S BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TALK BAD ABOUT RAM#unless you're talking about her taste in men she can do so much better than roswaal. go to a circus we'll find you a better clown
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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oh thank fucking god it's not raindrop or some shit like that 😭
#las posting#finally able to listen to the latest audio#i always KNEW dear was gonna be it because the opportunity was too good with imperium lasko calling freelancer “my dear”#i hated raindrop and waterdrop and shit like that so much because it doesnt feel like a loving nickname to me#it just feels like youre just using it cause theyre a water elemental#very grateful dear won#and godddd the way he talks to them#the way they LISTEN#it warms my heart so fucking much????? theyre perfect for each other and idc what anyone says#jmr#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted lasko
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Defending a for-profit healthcare model to protect widespread access to basic care is the clown nose I never thought I'd wear but here we are. Some punks must honk during the workday.
#Creepy chatter#Punk as in pride-less I don't care dude lol#I will meatshield in front of the stupidest money centered talking points if the end goal is easier access to health care#Told my partner I've hit the point where I just don't care about the stupid shit happening at the top of the ladder#Bc bureaucratic processes keep the dumbest shit from trickling down in the first place#But I would happily clap and balance a treat on Trump's nose every day he did not fuck up health care#Playing to ego in gov shit is so much easier than arguing against capital#Oh look at you yes you did great today look at that 1 million more people on insurance this year compared to last :)#RFK Jr and Dr Oz running HHS and CMS is so fucking stupid like okay money pigs I see you will be easy to shut the fuck up w $$$#Don't break shit for 10 months and idc how much hollow applause it takes to keep you making the decisions we need you to lol#Cookie on the nose and shut the fuck up
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I'm sick of reboots, I'm tired of spinoffs, I don't care for remakes... For the love of God, just make new stuff!!
#I don't care how much i love a show or movie#STOP MAKING IT AGAIN#idc if it's problematic now or if the new cast is good and diverse#MAKE. NEW. STUFF#the problem used to be that they would milk a show for all it's money and it would have 20 seasons#and they would get progressively worse until the show because absolute garbage#then for one beautiful moment we had a couple of shows that ended when the story ended and didn't drag on#and now we're in the opposite hell#new shows get cancelled before they get their chance#and so many shows get reboots and spinoffs that are also shit#just because production companies get to sell them to an already built fandom#and i HATE IT#because they're not good#angel talks#personal
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the way i was literally chanting “checodium” the ENTIRE RACE just for him to crash out on lap 50 😭
#actually so gutted for him#idc about whos fault it is he deserved a trophy#losing it on the last laps is just awful#i fear after logan i feel so much for second drivers who are shit on by the community </3#checo perez#sergio perez#baku gp 2024#azerbaijan gp 2024#f1#eden talks
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i am not anti sam but i sometimes find myself hating sam because some samgirls are super into bio/gender essentialism whether or not they realize it. sam is a woman and dean is a man and sam is the victim and dean is his abuser like what show are you watching?
#as much as we all like to have fun these are two cis men characters who have roles to play in the narrative they don’t escape#they are both being abused. we find this out *fully* in s14#but it’s always been present. this is the abuse sam and dean winchester show#but some of y’all don’t actually understand abuse! you think abuse is just being mean and yelling#‘sam is a woman because his autonomy is taken away’ your idea of womanhood is fucked up and you should unpack that#if you compare sam to a woman because he’s been SA’d then you are WEIRD. they are both men canonically getting SAd????#like yes dean has some weird stuff about his own gender that he needs to unpack but it’s part of a mask?? like if u genuinely#believe that he seriously 100% believes this stuff then you don’t know his character at all#and yes their relationship is toxic but if you think for one second that there’s a genuine power imbalance then you’re sorely mistaken#dean’s entire identity is based around taking care of sam. sam can do wrong but not enough to be truly held accountable#it doesn’t matter what he does. dean will always protect him and be there and do whatever it takes to save him. he will always forgive him#and sam knows this and uses it to his advantage. he repeatedly goes behind dean’s back and avoids the communication he says is so important#he blames dean for shit that isn’t his fault because he’s there#and no he may not fight dean on stuff but he can. he often doesn’t because he doesn’t want to!#they enable each other and they don’t grow because they can’t because there’s always something else BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH BEING ABUSED BY GOD#they’re not allowed to take a break. they’re not allowed to slow down or stop or rethink it’s always the end of the world#so yes some of y’all annoy me with the ‘i wish dean was nicer in the midst of his trauma’#shit or saying that therapy fixes everything stuff or whatever#and the fact that so many of y’all use that to treat sam like some fragile white woman who can’t#have an opinion without her husband’s permission is WEIRD like your gender stuff is weird#and just repacked essentialism onto them. idc if you’re trans. unpack that shit cuz your meta is full#of rad fem friendly or adjacent shit if you refuse to talk about gender without using abuse as an argument#because that does not hold up in canon of these two FICTIONAL MEN!!! or in the real world#(edit: most of the stuff i see is by cis women but im saying ‘idc if ur trans’ bc it’s not exclusive to them)#supernatural#sam winchester#dean winchester#wank adjacent#maybe just straight up#fandom wank
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Vance loves listening to Finn’s space rants 💕🪐 🚀
#pippi art#necromancer finney au#tbp finney fanart#finney blake#tbp vance fanart#vance hopper#the black phone fanart#the black phone fandom#Finn is really tall I’m sorry#he’s the tall bf in every ship idc#headcannon that vance isn’t really much of a talker and neither is Finn but once space is brought up. he never shuts up and vance just#loves to listen to him speak about rockets even if he has no idea what Finns talking about#no angst in my household. only fluff 😈#until I get to those requests in my inbox then y’all get angst😈😈#also Finney and Vance promise rings!!!!#they are so special to me#vinney#vance x finney#i love soft vance. he’s a little shit but he’s also very sensitive#finn has a knack for fighter assholes huh#I was giggling like a schoolgirl while drawing this 🫶🏻#THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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the anger and hatred i feel for the "robin wouldn't date nancy cause of steve" rhetoric is literally unmatched by any other force on planet earth
#I will murder each and every one of you with a chainsaw this isn't even about shipping this is about the way you guys talk about shit#I will fucking have your head I will grow a garden of violets and lavender and use your mashed up bones as fertilizer#I will drown you in a pool of your own blood#I will carpet bomb your house I will visit a rage upon you so horrendous it will make the rapture look like a nice family vacation#I want you people to eat shit#<-that. is all copypasted from discord bitching#but anyway. steve has moved the fuck on and if he hasn't he should it's been like 2 years#and while there's obviously a statute of limitations on dating friend's exes st*ncy ending has exceeded that#now we're at the point where it would only matter if it was a shitty ex which nancy is NOT.#“she broke steve's heart🥺” this literally ain't about him idc quit making robin's dating life about steve#also you guys just don't get lesbians if anyone is gonna date a friend's ex it IS a lesbian#you literally don't have to like ronance but I am so tired of people talking about it like this situation would be wrong somehow#they're literally already friends dating isn't even that much of a jump#also you guys have no sense of fun I like messy shit you could make that messy if you wanted#stranger things#ronance#anyway. tis the misogyny hydra again I think
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i just think that if you’re quitting a show because of a minor character that’s been in maybe 12 of 114 episodes then maybe you weren’t actually a fan of the show
#especially considering he started the show as a bigoted piece of shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#idc what excuse you try to give. argue with the wall.#being closeted does not give you the right to be racist or misogynist#or the ones not quitting it. just hating the entire thing now?#if he’s really all you care about you SHOULD get out of here#make everyone’s lives easier#i really feel like i’m being gaslit when i see people going insane over this character#i do not get it and i never will#and it’s not even about the ship war. i truly do not understand what there is to be so obsessed with about this character#and i never will#‘he’s so amazingly written’ ‘he had so much potential’ WHERE??? WHEREEEEEE?????#sorry you guys fell for the plot device#to be deleted#sorry to put this on main#if you have no idea what i’m talking about i envy you
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fronted for the first time today and i've been stuck in front for hours! had to make dinner and heated up way too much spaghetti and fuuuuck. fuck. [pain threshold]
#host is in co-con with me but he won't take over#i had to fuckin talk to people. they noticed i'm sure of it#i'm so tiredddd#fuck this fuck fronting fuck everything#i'm going to bed#maybe the host will delete this in the morning idc#he doesn't appreciate me cursing so much well TOO BAD#sorry this is shit I'm not one of the ones that are any good at drawing but didnt want to just make a text post. that seemed#idk. something. i didnt want to.#i dont know how you guys front like... all day. forever. that's horrible.#okay... gnight.#i think there's a tag for us (so you can block it!) uhh...#revi's furies#i think that's the one#oh and host is sorry for the skilltober delays he's just. I dunno. doesn't know how to draw h/e coordination or something stupid like that#he can tell you himself later
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tori was fucking awesome but giving hermie/anthony/the literal joker a 4 is factually incorrect
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#I EAS GIGGLING#ANTHONT BURCH YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND I HOPE YOU KNOW IT#A 4?? yeha maybe the pacing was a bit quick BUT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY#and the joker makeup#this man deserves every award ever created idc#urgh he was so funny and added so much to hermies character while still not going off plot or whatever it was so great anthony burch ur coo#...ur cool but yk what would make u cooler?? MENTIONING YEET BIGLY IR KILLA DEMALL#I DONT EVEN NEED PROPER CONTENT ANTHONT PLEASE I JUST NEED ONE TEENY TINY COMMENT THAT HALF THE FANDOM WILL IGNORE AND NEVER TALK ABOUT#i hate it when my brain does that thing and focuses on shit that will never be brought up again#because it has been literal months since this fixation thing started#MONTHS. and its STILL GOING.#btw yeah if ur new here hi welcome to my silly tumblr blig#50% of it is yeet bigly#40% is me begging anthony to add yeet bigly or killa demall content as if he will ever read this#and the rest is me shitting on willy stampler!#i love tagging
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Watched a playthrough of wylls romance and hes genuinely so cute why does anyone sleep on this mans romance oml genuinely love him so much
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#baldurs gate wyll#its the racism-#and also the lack of content for him (i assume) but like#im sorry the fact that when you talk to him after kissing for the first time hes like blushing?!??!?#HES GENUINELY SO CUTE WHO CARES IF HE HAS A LACK OF CONTENT THIS MANS ROMANCE IS WHOLESOME#LIKE YES THE AMOUNT CONTENT FOR COMPANIONS SHOULD BE EQUAL#BUT EVEN THO IT ISNT THATS NO EXCUSE TO JUST IGNORE WYLL#IDC IF YOU THINK HES TOO GOOD#OR WHATEVER#ON A NEUTRAL RUN YOU CAN STILL USE HIM P OFTEN#SO YOURE JUST MAKING EXCUSES!!!!#sorry im very passionate#and its not lost on me that the only black companion is the one w the least content#fan or otherwise#yall see the same white haired vampire for the 20th time and lose your shit#like i like astarion too but. not that much lmao#wyll ravengard 🔛🔝
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