#they see me thirsting over a gay man

[pinktasticplastixx]

all of these icons are so fine FOR REAL

[blueish-bird]

Chainsaw Man 142 making me go bonkers I had to run around the house to calm down

[buggotbrain]

very important.

Thinking about wakanda forever’s complex themes of indigenous peoples, colonization, grief, hatred, and how all of that gets ignored with fandom shipping goggles.

Art and life offer so much more meaning and beauty when you stop observing everything through your fandom lenses and actually think for once.

[j4gm]

SPOILERS!!! REFERENCES AND EASTER EGGS IN F&C ep. 10: CHEERS

The finale!

Pawn Swan! This was another character who first appeared in Steve Wolfhard's post-finale loredump about the 1000+ world. I never expected to actually see him in the show.

Nuts how this is like the third time we've seen Simon's ass. I love how Shermy is just chilling and playing video games while GOLB lets this random old man take a turn at the wheel.

This establishing shot of Fionnaworld shows that it's very small. By the time it is restored at the end of the episode, this ominous white border is gone and there are more buildings, implying that it became a complete world.

I can't believe Gary was thirsting after Scarab in this situation.

There is a shop called Evergree Flowers; likely a reference to the episode Evergreen.

This shop window advertises that you can learn to kick bugs. Appropriately enough, Cake kicks Scarab through this shop window while in her Godzilla form.

The Betty statue has become GOLBetty.

It should be clear by this point that Casper and Nova are a parallel to Simon and Betty, with all of their decisions being made by Casper with little consideration for Nova due to their unbalanced power dynamic. This is why Simon realises that he should have been more considerate of Betty's dreams, rather than single-mindedly chasing the Enchiridion and the crown.

The credits confirm that genderswapped Ash is named Ashley. I wonder what happened to her after she fell into the void. Probably nothing good.

Poor Marshall never gets to finish his songs. Truly he is the genderswapped Marceline.

The name "GOLBetty" is now canon; Simon uses it in this scene.

I'm not sure what's happening to GOLBetty here. A loose thread to pick up if this story ever gets a continuation, perhaps.

Simon steps through several different universes, including all the ones we saw during this miniseries. I'm not sure what this world full of tiny bears is meant to be.

Some kind of industrial capitalist hell universe.

This is the Water Park Prank artstyle, implying that Water Park Prank takes place in a separate but canon universe. So Water Park Prank is now canonically canonical! (what a ridiculous phrase)

Some kind of Jake universe.

A universe featuring Magwood and his volcano lair, from the episode Evergreen.

The snail! It's not dead after all. And it's a great way of symbolising a return to regular Ooo, as is the reappearance of the smiley butterfly.

This was a strange selection of characters. I hope Jay hasn't left his younger siblings on their own if their dad is dead. At least baby Finn won't have to grow up in Vampworld, though part of me liked imagining what that would have been like.

Fionna mentions that his is her top fantasy. The other two of her top three fantasies were Cake being able to talk and a kingdom made of candy.

She gets a hammer, like she had in the dream sequence at the very beginning of the miniseries.

Kheirosiphon goes back to working in a teashop, just like he did on The Drift before he was imprisoned by Scarab. Also Marshall's outfit here is incredibly gay, it's great.

There is an ad here for a daddy issues themed comedy night. Sounds like Marceline's kind of place.

Prismo's face glitches for a second. Ominous.

Simon definitely needs to move out. This is probably an even more important realisation than coming to understand his influence over Betty.

In the credits of this episode, Simon is finally at peace.

And with that, the miniseries is over! Back to the long wait. Will this be it for Adventure Time? Or is there yet more to come...

[jaeyunsonlyy]

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME?

Pairing :- Idol!stalker jake x fem!reader

Warnings :- Stalking, Catfishing, unprotected sex, degrading names, jake is really obsessed

A/n :- HII YES I KNOW THIS IS VERY BAD I HATE THIS TOO BUT ITS MY FIRST FIC SO PLS BE KIND WITH ME I'LL BECOME BETTER IN FUTURE PROMISE 😭Also scheduling this incase I get drunk tonight

"Y/n, flowersss" You're friend who's also a barista says bring in a bouquet of flowers.

"Again ?? This is the third one this week" you say surprised.

"Guess your little admirer is too desperate" your friend laughs

"Still can't believe me out of all people have a secret admirer" you chuckle.

Its cute you thought how someone kept sending you flowers because they admired you. This was your first time receiving flowers from a admirer so it made you feel like a middle school girl sometimes.

It was closing time of the cafe, you bid goodbye to your friends and headed home. It was a long tiring day and you just wanted to lie down and sleep but you're better than that so you freshened up changing into your pjs and heating up the leftover pasta from the morning. Sitting down on your bed, you're about to take a bite of your food when a notification chimes in

Reading the name a smile appeared on your face .

@jakesim.official : "Did you get home ?"

@you : You know your username still sometime gives me a mini heart attack thinking THE REAL sim jaeyun just texted me

@jakesim.official : Sue me for keeping the username as the name of the man I admire the most

@you : Gay.

@jakesim.official : fuck off I'm not gay and atleast I don't thirst over his literal hands

@you : YOU DON'T GET IT YOU'RE A MAN

@jakesim.official : Bet you get wet over his pictures

@you : uh

@jakesim.offical : BITCH YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THAT ? NAHH YOU NASTYYYY

@you : I'm just a girl 💔

@jakesim.offical : You're actually a whore hope that helps ❤️

@you : fuck you I'm going to sleep

@jakesim.offical : nighty night whore ❤️

You chuckle light shaking your head at his last message.

When did all this start ? Lets go 2 weeks back.

The energy in the air was electric, the buzz of thousands of fans reverberating through the stadium. You had been waiting for this day for as long as you could remember—Enhypen's concert, and you were finally here. The tickets had been nearly impossible to get, and when you held them in your hands, it felt like a dream come true. Enhypen wasn’t just a K-pop group to you; they were your world, your escape from the miserable routine of everyday life. And Jake... Jake was your bias, the one you spent hours watching, admiring, and adoring.Standing amidst a sea of glowing light sticks and enthusiastic chants, you felt an overwhelming sense of belonging. For months, you had saved up for this night, taking up extra shifts at work, working multiple jobs at the same time.

Tonight, it felt like all that dedication had been worth it.The lights dimmed, and the stadium erupted in screams as the gates of the stage opened which the members stepping out.This was it. The moment you’d been waiting for. Enhypen took positions and drunk dazed echoed across the venue.

You were in absolute awe how good they were on stage. Something about jake that day was different, which made him stand out, maybe it was the way he moved with such ease, such confidence, every step calculated but natural. His hair was styled perfectly, the strands falling across his forehead in that effortless way he always seemed to pull off. His gaze, dark and intense, swept across the crowd as he sang his lines, and for a fleeting second, you could have sworn he looked directly at you.You laughed it off, shaking your head. Of course, he didn’t actually see you—there were thousands of fans here. But the thought alone made your cheeks flush, a silly daydream playing in your mind. The concert continued, every song pulling you deeper into the performance. You sang along, the lyrics coming as second nature, your voice blending into the chorus of other engenes who worshipped Enhypen just as much as you did.But every time you looked at Jake, that feeling crept back. A strange sensation, like he did see you. Like his eyes lingered on you a little longer than they should have. You mentally slapped yourself at the idea, and you found yourself glancing around, everyone was lost in their own excitement, too consumed by the performance.

Then it happened again.

During one of their slower songs, when the members moved closer to the edge of the stage to interact with the fans, Jake’s gaze locked onto you. This time, it wasn’t a quick glance. It felt deliberate, pointed. Your breath caught in your throat, and for a moment, you couldn’t move, couldn’t tear your eyes away from his. It was like everything else faded—the lights, the music, the screams of the crowd—and it was just you and him.A slow smile crept across his lips, and your heart skipped. Was this real? You blinked rapidly, shaking your head as if trying to shake off the illusion. But when you looked again, Jake’s eyes were still on you, still holding that intense, almost unsettling gaze. The moment stretched on for what felt like forever, and then he was gone, moving down the stage to another section of the crowd, leaving you breathless and confused.The rest of the concert passed in a blur. Your mind kept replaying that look, the way his eyes had seemed to search for something in you, how it made your heart race in ways you couldn’t explain. By the time the encore came around, you were physically exhausted but emotional almost crying. The members waved their final goodbyes, disappearing backstage one by one, and you found yourself standing there, unable to fully comprehend what had just happened.The crowd slowly began to disperse, fans still buzzing with excitement, but you stayed rooted to the spot for a moment longer. As you turned to leave, your phone buzzed in your pocket. Pulling it out, you glanced at the screen—a notification from social media. You had posted a picture of you infront of the stage, nothing special. You opened it and froze.

A new follower.

Your heart almost jumped out when you saw the username, but then you realized it wasn’t the Jake Sim. Instead, it was a fan account: @JakeSim.official. It was a common enough name for fan accounts, so you brushed off the initial excitement that surged through you. Still, something about the timing of it made you pause.You clicked on the account, finding nothing particularly unusual. The profile was full of Jake-related content—photos, fancams, and retweets from other fans. Harmless. Just another fan of Jake, like you.

But something nagged at the back of your mind. Maybe it was the adrenaline from the concert, or maybe it was just your own wild imagination, but the thought lingered longer than it should have. You laughed at yourself, locking your phone and shaking your head. There was no reason to feel strange about a simple follow from a fan account.

As you left the venue, your heart was still racing, your mind replaying the concert over and over. That look, that smile... could it have been real? Could Jake really have noticed you in the midst of thousands of fans?

When you finally got home and collapsed into bed, exhaustion washed over you, but sleep didn’t come easily. Your phone lay on the pillow next to you, tempting you to open it again, when a notification chimes in

ding !

You open it to see the acc that followed you at the concert texting you.

@jakesim.official : Heyy !

@you : hello ? do I know you some how ?

@jakesim.official : Oh no no I saw you at the concert and thought you were really pretty so I wanted to tell you in person but I lost sight of you and suprisingly you popped up on my feed

@you : ohh ! thankyou that's really sweet of you

@jakesim.official : Its no biggie ! do you want to be friends you seemed really cool and I wanted to be friends with you :D

@you : ofcc! I would love to what's your name, I'm yn :)

@jakesim.official : I'm chris :D

@you : ooo thats a cool name

@jakesim.official : thankyou smm omg !!

That was it, the beggining of yours and chris's friendship. Weirdly chris's personality seemed awfully familiar but you brushed it off.

Which was your biggest mistake

Beacause on the other end there was no chris

But none other than jake sim himself.

two weeks ago...

Jake hadn’t thought much of the concert when they’d first stepped on stage. It was another performance in a long line of sold-out shows, another sea of faces blending together under the bright lights. He had done this hundreds of times before—sung the same songs, danced the same choreographies, and waved at fans who adored him from a distance. It was part of the job, something he was used to. The rush of adrenaline, the cheers, the glowing light sticks—it was a routine.

Until he saw her.

It was a brief moment, barely a second, but Jake felt it immediately. His eyes swept over the crowd as they always did, catching glimpses of fans waving signs or holding up their phones. And then he saw you. There was something about the way you stood there, completely mesmerized by him, that made you stand out from everyone else. He couldn’t explain it, but for the first time in a long time, he felt something shift inside him.His gaze lingered on you a little too long, but he didn’t care. There was something about your eyes, the way you looked at him, that made his heart beat faster. It wasn’t the usual fangirl excitement he was used to—it was something more. Something deeper.As he continued to perform, his focus kept drifting back to you. He couldn’t help it. No matter how many faces he saw, his eyes always found their way back to yours. And every time, the same feeling washed over him—desire, mixed with something darker, something more intense. He couldn’t shake it.

By the time the concert ended, Jake was restless. His thoughts were racing, his mind unable to let go of that moment, that look. Who were you? He needed to know. It was like an itch he couldn’t scratch, a need that grew stronger with every passing second. As he stood backstage, the other members laughing and congratulating each other on another successful performance, Jake was lost in thought.

He knew he had to find you.

His phone buzzed in his pocket, and without thinking, he opened the social media app, scrolling through fan posts tagged from the concert. It was second nature by now—idols often checked in to see what their fans were saying after shows, but tonight, Jake wasn’t looking for compliments or performance clips. He was looking for you.It took him a while, scrolling through countless posts and pictures, but then he saw it. A photo, posted just minutes ago. The username wasn’t one he recognized, but when he clicked on it, his breath caught in his throat.

It was you.

The photo showed you standing in front of the concert stage, holding an Enhypen lightstick high in the air. The crowd was visible in the background, the stage lights illuminating your figure. Jake could almost feel the excitement you had felt in that moment, the euphoria of being so close to the group you adored. But all he could focus on was you. You, standing there with that lightstick, looking so happy, so perfect.

As he scrolled through your posts, his obsession grew. Every picture, every comment—he devoured it all, learning about your life piece by piece. It wasn’t enough. He needed more. He needed to know everything about you. What you liked, what you disliked, where you lived. The more he saw, the deeper his desire sank into him, until it consumed every thought.But following you with his official account would be impossible. Enhypen didn’t have individual Instagram accounts—fans knew that. Their private accounts were carefully guarded, inaccessible to the public, and that’s how it had to stay. But Jake couldn’t let go of the need to see more of you. So, he created another account—a fan account, something that would blend in with the hundreds of others who adored him. He named it @JakeSim.official, a simple name that wouldn’t cause suspicion, and followed you from there.It was thrilling, in a way. You didn’t know. You had no idea that the person behind the harmless fan account was Jake himself, watching your every move. It gave him a sense of control, knowing he could see into your world without you realizing.

But it wasn’t enough.

The more he watched, the more his need for you grew. He found himself thinking about you constantly, replaying that moment during the concert when your eyes had met. He imagined what it would be like to talk to you, to hold you, to make you his. The thought of anyone else getting close to you made his blood boil. You were his. No one else’s. Late at night when everyone went to bed after an exhuasted day he was in his room jerking off to your photos. Oh you would take him so well. Fuck ,he needed to be inside you.

"Hyung where are you going" Jungwon asked.

"Oh just to take some fresh air I'll be back late" Jake replied. Liar

He wasn't going to get fresh air, he was going to your cafe because he knows you are working rn but jungwon does not needs to know that.

"Okay make sure not to get caught my dispatch" Jungwon said easily beliveing his lie.

"Will do" jake said and headed out.

Now was jake going to go inside the cafe and order a coffee like any other person ? Ofcourse not, instead he was gonna stand there behind the bushes observing you.

It was 10 pm which got jake excited.Why ? Because its your closing time. You bid last min goodbye to your friends and started walking towards home completely unaware jake was walking behind you. Jake needed to be quiet as discreet as possible. While walking you felt someone was walking behind you but you brushed it off. The night's still young and there are a lot of people on the street someone of them are probably going in the same direction as you.right ?

The distance from the cafe to your house wasn't much so you quickly reached home locking the doors relieved to be finally home after a long day. There was someone else relieved too. Jake. He finally knew where you lived and now he will do everything to pay you a visit everyday.

This went on for days where jake would somehow sneak out of the dorm and go to your house to watch you from afar occasionally sending in gifts at your cafe.

Until he couldn't take it anymore. Being far away from you. So he did what he wanted for so long.

He broke in your house. When you were sleeping.

Tiptoeing around in your room he saw you sleeping peacefully. Oh his heart ! how adorable you look rn. He carefully got down on his knees between your legs. No underwear. You're basically asking him to fuck you. With his mouth watering he gave your pussy a lick. Fuck you taste even better than he imagined. He dived his head right back in licking and sucking like his life depended on it.

All this made woke your body up like a jolt which caused jake to stop.

You horrifying look down to see the man you idolize actually being in between your legs.

Jake smirked. "Hi baby did I wake u up ?"

You on the other hand were frozen. You did not know what to do. Your mind was screaming at you to run run run away but the small part of you which is sick and twisted was encouraging you to stay there. This is what you always have dreamt of haven't you ?

"Cat got your tongue ?" Jake mocked. "Now don't pretend like you didn't like it, this is exactly what you have always wanted didn't you ? Nasty whore always fantazing about getting fucked by me now take what I give"

How did he know ? He isn't supposed to know that ? Fuck that he isn't supposed to know you at all.

Just as you're about to speak jake beat you to it "How did I know ? Now baby remember how they always say never trust strangers online ? You should have listened to them kitten"

Then it hit you. The concert, the timing of chris following you, the flowers at the cafe, it was all coming together like a puzzle.

"Yo-you are" You speak fumbling over your words

"Chris" Jake said smiling but that smile was evil.

"Now you have talked enough slut I can't wait anymore"

Before you can even process what he said, he was already out of his jeans and underwear.

Damn he was thick.

"Like what you see slut ?" Jake said cockily.

Jake held you down as he slowly put his tip in. You both moan together at the feeling. Without giving you much time to adjust he put himself in fully.

You winced loudly "ja-jake slow down please" he pleaded.

"Shut up you're gonna take exactly what I give you slut I've waited long enough" jake growled not slowing down.

You clenched at his words.

"Oh ? The slut likes it. Mine, mine, all mine" Jake growled.

The room was filled with moans and skin slapping.

You felt a knot forming in your stomach so you look at jake and said "j-jake I'm about to"

"Me too baby me too,let it go for me kitten"

And soon enough you both came together.

You lay down exhausted slowly losing yourself to sleep, the last thing you remember is jake wrapping his hands around you before you completely blacked out.

Finally. Jake had you, you were his now and no one is going to take you away from him.

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[ineffableoutpost]

Steve Harrington on BookTok

Older Steve who downloads tik tok and begins to make book tok videos without ever having read much. Instead, he makes it like a collaborative book club where his followers suggest books and after he gives them his review.

At first people love him bc he’s this cute fifty year old man with glasses and a husband who was a famous metal star in the nineties and early 2000s. Then there are other people who give him the Pedro Pascal treatment of calling him “daddy” and thirsting for him. Steve shuts that down immediately.

The popular first request was the LOTR series and Steve has to apologize and say that his husband reads them to him and has been doing it for decades now.

Then comes Harry Potter and Steve is a little apprehensive because the author is a piece of shit. But he does read them and has a mini obsession over it.

Then he moves on to other books, and then the queer community of booktok finds him and begin requesting a bunch of queer books. Steve cries while reading The Song of Achilles, but loves it.

Then, they make him read a book full of smut, and Steve makes a video halfway through the book where he’s like;

“You guys are making me read porn!” You can clearly hear Eddie cackling in the background

- - -

Steve makes a special series where he and Eddie purposely read shity books and laugh along the way. (Colleen hover makes many appearances)

*reading about the two characters laughing at their baby’s balls*

Steve: *speechless*

Eddie: *speechless x2* and gay people are the problem?

They look at each other and burst out laughing

- - -

Steve making another series with Nancy and Robin where they look at how some male authors write female characters.

Nancy: *reading* her breasts jiggled excitedly as she descended the stairs

Robin: *laughing her ass off in lesbian*

Steve: *also laughing along*

Eddie: *pops his head into frame* I, for one can account this as true. Steve’s tits do jiggle excitedly

Eddie stitches the video with an old home movie where Steve is running down the stairs shirtless, and his tits do in fact jiggle

- - -

Steve makes a video with Eddie where Eddie explains how he annotated his books and shows his oldest copies of the hobbit and LOTR.

Then there’s a small clip of one of Steve’s annotations in one book and it says “slay”

Cut to Eddie laughing asking where Steve got that word from and how long he’s been using it secretly in his annotations.

- - -

Steve gets an opportunity to partner up with audible or some shit to make a small collection of his favorite books into a subscription bundle.

He’s so excited when he also starts seeing bookshops make a little table with a sign saying “Steve’s Favorites”

He’s so exited because reading and books was something he hated for so many years, but also something he managed to turn positive.

Some stores also display a “Steddie Favorites” with the LOTR series and some of Steve’s selected books.

[respectthepetty]

I am a MosBank Truther!

I do not hate all fan service. I think it's good to see men casually touch each other in public AND get paid to do it. My favorite pairs for fan service are MaxTul, who WILL return to me one day; YinWar, who understand the "Business Gay Performance" concept; JoongDunk, who are my GMMTV fighters; and MosBank. But unlike all of these other 200 branded pairs running around in BL Land, I actually think MosBank are a real couple, and I truly believe that they are already married. *looking you directly in your eyes* I'm serious. And I have thirty images from their recent appearance on the Har Tum Show to prove it.

But first, if you are not familiar with this show, Eclair is the host and she invites guests over to cook while she shit talks, and babygirl is quick. Jes and Bible from 4 Minutes were recently on, and while Jes matched Eclair's energy as this was his second appearance on the show, Bible was lost in the sauce, which only made their appearance even more delightful. And the reason is because homegirl casually drops sex jokes and snappy quips into the conversation, so guests must be on their toes to keep up.

AND MOSBANK CAME PREPARED!

Bank and Mos already know Eclair. Bank knows her from college, and Mos knows her from mutual friends *cough* Bank *cough* so they got down to business quick, and by business, I mean dick jokes. They are making deep-fried shrimp sushi, so Bank immediately holds the cucumber to size it up, and Eclair jumps into Bank's blowjob skills after briefly discussing how many shrimp are in the meal. +2 for talking about oral sex five minutes in.

This prompts Bank to sing "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid (in English) because it ties into the discussion of the ingredients needed for the meal (shrimp, seaweed, salmon) and blowjobs. No points given because even though Bank can sing, Ariel doesn't deserve to take strays about blowjobs.

Mos discloses that Bank's family owns a durian farm, so the queer movie of the moment The Paradise of Thorns gets mentioned, but Bank throws in his critique that they are more like The Paradise of Scorns. +2 for Bank's wittiness and Mos' sensible chuckle

Then Bank reveals that he is the one who scouted Mos for Star Hunter because he was thirsting over Mos' pictures on social media. +4 because Bank . . . same. I, too, would slide into Mos' DMs after perusing his socials.

As the conversation continues, both men confess that they hated school, but Bank is the smarter one on paper ONLY because he knew he wanted to be an actor and didn't want to appear dumb, so he got tutoring to get rid of his country accent and up his grades, while Mos only got his grades up because his mom sent him to an all-boys school in Bangkok 💀 Eclair is surprised because she thinks Bank plays up the "dumb-blonde" persona, and they joke that's a good thing because he can get away with it. +6 for Mos and his all-boy school

And then we get into the domesticity! Mos and Bank have randomly mentioned they live together throughout the years, so Eclair starts asking questions about their home life. Mos likes to do the chores. Bank likes to shop.

Eclair thinks Bank would feel guilty for not helping Mos with the chores, but both men correct her that Mos likes doing these things, and if Mos was her boyfriend, he'd gladly do it for her too. +10 because Bank does not cook nor does he clean, but he got that ring!

Because Mos seems too perfect to be true, Bank throws him under the bus and admits it bothers him that Mos doesn't say he loves people or misses them NOT EVEN HIS PARENTS OR FAMILY! -2 only because Bank brings this up every year in their Valentine's Day videos, and Mos still is tight-lipped.

But he quickly recovers because he says Mos isn't a man of too many words and actually shows his love through actions, like buying him a Celine bag and other stuff that he cannot mention even though Eclair pressures him to share. No points given

Eclair asks if either one of them gets upset easily, but specifically targets Bank since he is known for having an attitude in their travel videos when he is hungry or tired. +2 to Eclair for being shady

Once they sit down to enjoy the meal that Mos has basically single-handedly made for them, the conversation gets sad when Bank mentions he just wants a good life for his parents and how he misses his grandma, who was his biggest supporter but died during the pandemic so he didn't get to see her before she passed.

It's a heavy moment, but Eclair spins it and asks Mos if he has any sad tales to tell, to which Bank immediately answers that Mos' family is nothing but happy vibes and good times. +1 for the look exchanged between Bank and Eclair because people who have happy families make us all a little sick.

Eclair latches on to the fact that Bank answered the question about Mos' family, and Mos casually responds that Bank would know because he has met his family, several times, since he goes home with Mos, each time. +4 because this is the domesticity that has me convinced they are already married since they are holding hands under the table.

From the way Mos is talking, it's clear the boys stay AT his parents' house when they visit, so Eclair asks if Mos' mom ever hears them.

Mos, in a serious voice, instantly replies that they are quiet.

Bank bursts into laughter, but Eclair isn't done and wants to know what quiet things are done quietly, so Mos offers the only acceptable answer - "Whatever Bank wants" +100 points for Mos being perfect

The conversation gets back to the original point of Bank visiting Mos' family and the guys talk about the first time Bank went home with Mos. The aunties were aflutter when they saw Bank with Mos and because Mos comes from a small community, the entire village practically knew before they even got to the house.

They even recreate the aunties on the street breaking their necks to get a glimpse of Mos' rich boy. +3 for the way the boys deliver it

When they were walking the streets or at the market, they knew people were talking about them (out of curiosity), but whenever Mos or Bank would acknowledge them, the aunties would scatter. +1 for knowing that small town talk is not a negative thing but a way of sharing news

Everywhere they went, people would already know who Bank was because the chisme was running rampant! +2 because the boys are telling the hell out of this story and they are telling it TOGETHER, like both are telling it at the same time. It's glorious!

And since we understand that they were staying AT the parents' house, it seems as if they were also staying in the same room since Grandpa came to collect them once aunties started standing outside of the house wanting to take pictures with them. +2 since Mos is thrilled that Bank was so popular with his people

After the story, Eclair puts on her business cap and opens the door for the guys to talk about their various projects and socials, but the lady is a professional who can turn anything into a sex joke.

MosBank have a YouTube channel called Mong Biew which is a play on their names, but Eclair asks if it's a play on "Bong Biew" which apparently means tilted, and at first I thought she was making a straight/gay joke, but nope! It's a dick joke because Mos proudly declares that it's straight!

And I'm giving Mos another +100 points because this kid gets it! I thought Bank was going to easily steal the show, while Mos was busy cooking, but Mos is just as quick and snappy with his comebacks. He isn't just a Instagram thirst trap! The boy's got moxie!

Because this is still business, the guys give their product placement spiel for an anti-bloat mix, Air-X, and Eclair quickly turns capitalism on its head when she gets Bank to admit he farted on set during one of his romantic scenes with Mos. +4 points to Eclair for making a product placement hilarious and getting the chisme!

And the show wraps up with Eclair giving Air-X another spotlight as she states it's the second item Bank would pack for a trip AFTER HE PACKS CONDOMS!

2000 POINTS TO MY FAVORITE MARRIED COUPLE because we all win when the aunties approve of the boyfriend and Eclair can get a good dick joke or ten out of it!

[siremasterlawrence]

HYPNO BROS 1.0

Cooper Kotch is not exactly the most over the top personality rather boring if you can tell by just the look he is giving emerging from the ocean as the water drips from his body. We all lived together in this massively built mansion to the sky high as I watch myself fall apart just thinking about how much I do want him and I had to devise a plan to make him mine. Cooper swimming through the ocean as he walks on to the beach as the water continue on to drip off his body as he hits the beach in a a sexy tight swimming trunks and I am deciding to join him. I am walking down the staircase hitting the first floor exiting the front door his eyes caught mine in a match with small smirk he waves at me and I race after him and I offer my hand for him to shake.His hand took mine in his as we shook the energy in me as the body surges in power throughout his body consuming me up it shoots throw my hand charging my fingers as it is branching in to his. Cooper can’t hold himself unable to contain as his body began to vibrate sending a signal in to his nerves as the senses hit his nerves and his brain going in to overdrive and and he fell to the ground.His arms freeze on command as I tap his shoulders as his body collapses completely on to my body, I knelt down next to him as I pat his butt slowly sliding my hand under his swimming trunks and I lift him upward to inhale his scent. I dig my nose in to his arms pits inhaling his scent as we become one merging together our mind links forever as one and his lifts upward to his full height and he stood up staring ahead.

“Cooper Kotch! Return your gaze back to me”

“Yes Lawrence!”

“Smile for me”

“Good boi!”

“Mmmmm…yes Lawrence’s “

“I am the love of your life “

“You are the love of my life “

“You are so shy! My dear”

“Shy!”

“You are the opposite actually “

“You want nothing more then to love me”

“You want to love me, you need to love me”

“I need to love you “

“I want to love you “

“Yes! I love you “

“OMG! I am the love of your life “

“Yes Lawrence! I love you “

“Address me as Master Lawrence “

“Yes Master Lawrence!”

“Commence programming data”

“Affirmative”

“Do you love me?”

“Yes Master”

“Mmmmmmm! “

“Tell me”

“I am your Man”

“Yes! You are my man”

“I am the one for you “

“I am the love of your life “

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Hold me Master”

“Come here babe”

“Baby!”

“Will you love me?”

“From here to eternity “

“Can I kiss you ?”

“Yes! Of course “

Nicholas Alexander Chavez is my other new roommate I have been thirsting for well over a sixth months now as his tight muscular godly of a body and all I want to do to be able to devour him. Cooper mindless obeys me following him to my side with so much love, adoration and with a need to crave me Cooper my life and I swap him up in my arms as he walks in to my side and he is shocked to see.Cooper slams his first on the door in the hall way standing halfway through the door way before walking in to the room he stomps his feet in the floor and crosses his arms across his chest the rage apparent in his face. As he is pissed off he kicks the door closed in a huff taking his hands on autopilot naturally instinctive he yanks his hands to the side he pulls him off of his body and grabs me by my shirt.

“What are you bloody doing to my best pal here?”

“Why do you care? He is happy!”

“Fuck you! Get up here punk”

“What is your problem?”

“Face me!”

“Or what freak?”

“Leave him alone bud”

“Coop come on”

“I said let him be”

“I can’t bud he was”

“What? All over me?”

“You are not gay “

“Who are you?”

“Dude we have been his “

“Excuse me!”

“Who the hell are you?”

“I love him so much “

“You can’t mean that “

“Try it!”

“You will see it clear”

“Hold him still “

“No dude! Let me go”

“Relax man “

“Stop it!”

“You have no right “

“I am your man”

“I Hate you too”

“You are two timing bastard “

“Force him!”

“As you wish Master!”

“Mmmmm!”

“You enjoyed it”

“Hell yeah bro!”

The end

[sp1derb0yfriend]

Question for the masses:

Do any gay/man-loving trans men out there resonate with what I call the “dog metaphor”?

l've found personally that my intense thirst for maleness/men is something that's deeply personal - it's not just sexual/romantic "attraction" for other people. I almost want to consume the maleness/masculinity of other guys into myself so that I can somehow embody this beautiful thing that I see in them. I’m so desperate for it sometimes and I want them so badly because I crave their essence for myself - it's a hunger almost. Essentially over the years I’ve kept falling back on this metaphor of "the Dog," as dogs so crave to embody their humans whom they deeply admire and will follow them devotedly forever. As described in a poem excerpt I posted on this blog a couple days ago, dogs are endlessly “wounded by the violence of their own love,” with no power to stop loving so freely. I've involuntarily developed a very similar, endless adoration and admiration in the way I see my male friends and the men around me. Does any of this metaphor/imagery of the Dog resonate with anyone?

[inahallucination]

famous au but um dumb

@cowboylexapro

if the poets were on social media and famous this is what they'd be known for

(age somewhere between 19-21)

todd

tumblr blog name: toad.anderson

ao3 name: toad.writes

he's technically anon but not rlly

sexiest tumblr account known to man - he's a fanfic writer and an au poster with some occasional og stuff that floods his inbox with asks begging him to publish his og work too - what fandom does he write for? all of them.

his bf proof reads them all even if he's never been in the fandom

he writes fics for his friends when they get famous

in between his novel worthy fanfics are shitty fics of his friends

his followers get rlly confused

he wrote a neil x reader fic until straight girls started claiming it and he took it down becuz the reader was him

todd on his blog: guyss… im so sorry but im taking the neil x reader fic down… im sorry if i offend anyone but the reader was me ❤️ not you - i don't like you all claiming it

after taking down the x reader, he does a neil x oc but the oc is him but with green eyes

neil, after the oc gets described: todd the only person im seeing is u tho 😦 and u have blue eyes

eventually his relationship with famous tiktoker neil perry gets revealed and ppl realize he's not just an obsessed fan

after neil says the thing blog: toad.anderson: guys my real name is todd anderson everyone: omg we wouldve never guessed

after neil and him go public and ppl dont believe that neil is gay he alternates between seething and writing neil fics and taking joy from neil's confusion

todd points out comments that are obviously thirsting over neil and neil still doesn't realize he's being thirsted over

"neil be the father of my children!" "oh i think they meant that in a godfather type way"

todd, at a breaking point, suggests that neil and him post a kissing video but neil doesnt wanna be one of those shawn camilla couples - respect

what if he posted them kissing but he made a historians will call them bestfriends joke but then ppl did🧍‍♂️

"my bestie and I 🤩 " "NEIL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK UR SERIOUS"

//

neil

tiktok name: neilliard.at.julliard

accidentally tiktok famous for pretty face, charming personality, acting abilities - the theater kids had a claim over him orignially but he's pretty mainstream now

comment section full of old grandmas trying to set him up with their granddaughters

everyones dream bf until he posted about his own bf

neil: my boyfie has a big tumblr and he writes a lot and he really likes frogs and he is also blond and heres his address

hes kinda oblivious about everything

"you want a close up of my collar bones? why ?"

reading comment "'show your abs?' its nice you think i have abs! only my boyfriend can see those tho 😉 "

the comments go wild

people are stitching it screaming for different reasons

all his fans r screaming into pillows bc HES TAKEN NOOO

people are trying to figure out who this mans boyfie is

"he has a boyfriend??" "he's been straightbaiting us!" "NOO HE'S TAKEN" "IS UR BF AS HOT AS U" "look at the way his eyes lit up when he said bf i love love" "this video shows an aspect of society that-"

"tell us about ur bf" and he makes a week worth of videos but its all random stuff

"my bf looks pretty in blue" "my bf likes to put salt and pepper on his fries" "my bf has hair"

the straightbaiting comments come after him posting about pride and having a pride flag in the background of his videos <- they say things like "he's such a good ally"

people attack others in the comments who ask him if hes queer "NO NEIL ISNT GAY NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY HE COULD JUST BE A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FRUITY STRAIGHT GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS"

"are you gay neil???" -> "not everything has to be gay ppl can just be allys and btw by assuming every ally is gay, ur actually hurting the movement!!!" -> "i asked becuz he said he wanted to kiss his boy best friend on the lips in highschool" -> "he meant it heterosexual-ly"

someone asks him what his type is and he describes todd to the t and they think he likes a short haired blonde

"he likes girls in sweat pants not skirts" "his type isnt ppl in skirts" -- neil would love todd in a skirt but thats not the point

his type: "he's really shy, gorgeous, short dirty blonde hair, uhhhh, really smart, and So much more :))"

he could say my boyfriend is a man who i am dating because i am gay and they would still try to straight-ify him

a grainy video gets leaked of a short haired blond guy jumping into his arms and ppl say things like "its just a girl with short hair"

todd hate writes a neil x male reader fic

he asks his friends for help and they post todd's face everywhere on his recording set

he makes a video like "meet my toddy"

in the video todd says he's a boy and he's todd and he's neil boyfriend 3485757 times and neil is like "omg babe i love u too <33" becuz he doesnt Understand

some ppl r still in denial or think he's bi w/ a preference for girls

straight girls like him becuz he has a pretty face and a general respect for women

during prom season, he gets dmed a lot of websites for buying prom tickets

"don't worry guys! i know i said my high school time was rough, but i actually did go to prom with my bf!!"

//

charlie

twitter name: therealalpha

most popular podcast name: daltons intercourse

joke/bait account ppl took seriously

The Alpha that other alpha posters bow to

says stuff like "SIGMA MALES KISS ALPHAS ON THE MOUTH TO ASSURT DOMINANCE"

the twitter alphas buy into him so bad he's making podcasts and doign interviews and he has no clue how tf he got here but he's riding the high

he advocates for being alpha via kissing ur homies

when he gets famous he begs todd to write a fic about him

todd agrees pretty easily tbh

"ARE YOU EVEN AN ALPHA MALE IF PPL AREN'T WRITING GAY FICS ABOUT YOU"

charlie posts things like "no homo" "only the real make out with their homies" over those black and white pics of muscle-y dudes w/ no context after the neil video he posts "he homo" over one of them w/ no context

at first ppl try to attack him but then theyre like wtf is going on here and realize he's trolling the alpha community

when no one realizes neil is actually gay he makes a podcast episode talking about how he thinks neil is gay gay homosexual gay - he's holding a cigar and wearing a tight hawaiian unbuttoned shirt like "lets talk about this gay gay theater gay boykisser man"

made by @cowboylexapro

//

pitts

youtube name: gerdoesstuff

joint youtube name: idkman

homework help and crafts videos youtuber - relaxed vibes only here to be calm

he gives study and concentration tips and encourages ppl to seek help and companionship and not suffer alone

he paints mugs and looks for bugs

he was on charlie's podcast and they discussed the alpha-ness of making pottery

todd wrote a pitts x reader fic becuz ppl begged him to

pitts printed it out and framed it and put it in his filming set up

he's a regular on meeks podcast too btw and meeks is a regular on his

but when meeks is around things explode so

he has a second channel with meeks where they do silly experiments

theyre posting schedule is non-existent and they also do streams but they never tell you so their viewers just have to hope and find out

knox and him are planning on making a movie review channel but its still not fully thought out so

he makes couple mugs for todd and neil when neil asks for help

he wakes up at 2 am and sends todd prompts

anytime he learns a fun fact he sends it to todd on the off chance todd may need it for a story at some point in his life

anytime he reads anything he's like damn neil will love to act like this character and lets him know about it

he sends charlie alpha podcasters to make fun of

at some point he exposes cam's shitty handwriting for the giggles

knox

instagram name: knoxious.ur.mom.ious

he posted a short on his instagram talking about how he just learned hair grows from the head and not the bottom and blew up for being a dummy - he doesn't know whats going on but he's having a blast

he stirs up drama but on accident

he was on pitts youtube before

out of everyone here he's the only one not making content he's just vibing

eventually he ends up posting background footage of everyone doing dumb shit

when it comes out theyre friends ppl stalk his instagram to find more proof

after that he starts to stir drama but more consciously

hmm what else - idk he's just chilling, getting called out for being dumb and watching his friends do dumb stuff

oh wait when he makes that short about the hair a bunch of commentary channels post about it and he takes it like a badge of honor

cameron

instagram name: cam.studies

pinterest name: cam.studies

one of those aesthetic studying accounts on insta and pinterest - takes nice shots of his homework and his pen collections and his study desk

except its only for the pics his handwriting is atrocious - he has like one page or paragraph of pretty handwriting to post and the rest is scribbled chaos - his pens are never organized by color, theyre just thrown in a box, and his desk is filled with papers and books and never looks clean but its fine he's just here for clout

he ends up sponsoring and reviewing businesses that make those cute study supplies so now he has a hoard - or at least he did until his friends started taking them

he groaned about the cam.studies x {random ass ppl} fics todd wrote but he thinks theyre funny and has them bookmarked

he went on charlie's podcast and the two argued for half of it and then explained how as two alphas they would settle their differences by kissing

his friends help him angle his aesthetic shots at cafes and shit

he got exposed eventually as a fake becuz ppl (cough) posted his real notes which were messy and disorganized

but he played it off as a commentary about how the internet is fake and got more sponsorships

he judges todd and neil but is eating popcorn at the front seat of the drama

meeks

podcast name: chameleon hotel

youtube channel name: idkman

meeks makes a podcast for very stupid intricate crimes. he has a cult following of bisexuals

its stuff like drama over a tree being taken down

"the locals even called their beloved tree 'ole alvin'"

charlie: todd write a meeks x ole alvin fic

he has standards, so he does

he went on charlie's podcast and convinced ppl that being with other men allowed u to suck in their alpha-ness and become the ultimate alpha

but generally he just makes his little silly videos and makes cryptic posts about the neil todd drama

has a joint channel w/ pitts

is up to date with the neil thing and is the one to send neil updates

he tries to convince neil to act out his podcasts (with a lot of success lmao)

he tries to convince todd to write fics based on his podcasts (also with a lot of success)

as payback for the ole alvin x meeks fic he convinces todd (very easily) to write a bunch of dumb charlie fics and todd agrees becuz he has standards

no one actually knows that the poets know each other

they eventually post a group photo

"we need to cancel neil perry for being friends with an alpha podcast guy" "nah thats just charlie"

"yall know hes bi, right?"

"he literally has a podcast about how sucking dick as a man makes u the ultimate alpha male"

it does explain why charlie's alpha podcast go from tiktok actor, tumblr fanfic writer, instagram study blog, fellow podcaster, hw help tiktoker in between his satire of normal alpha tiktokers

half of these things are like copy and pasted from our conversation btw so dont blame me for them

[wroteclassicaly]

All these people in the gator and fargo tag complaining of people thirsting over gator, calling him a nazi and how dare people find the humanity in him but praising joe for his great job like he didnt find the humanity in this character and played him to be someone you feel for. 🤡

Then being pro munch like he doesnt have problematic traditional values either

Honestly so tired of these people virtue signaling and having no nuance or media literacy for the sake of internet points, its exhausting and they just look annoying and stupid

Okay, so I wasn’t sure if I was going to answer this, because I’m trying to stay out of things. But I’ve gotten several messages like this, and I’m writing for Gator, so I feel like I owe my take on him, which had a major influence on my choice to continue.

TW below the cut, discussing Gator and his issues:

I live in a Midwestern, republican town. Everyone here owns flags like Gator’s, has blue lives matter flags, etc. If you’re raised into that life and it’s all your family knows/the people around you know - you will likely adapt to that way of thinking as well. I was fortunate enough to be able to break away from how the people around me thought and felt, forming my own opinions and expressing my disgust for the blue lives matter crap and the flag, etc. My parents are heavily republican (carry all that side’s beliefs) and so is my brother.

It’s an incredibly suffocating and confusing environment to grow up in, especially if you have no way to safely think and form your own opinions. Again, I’m grateful I could break away and think for myself!!!!

Now, discussing Gator. I just want to say that it never said he was a Nazi! Roy was. Gator was misogynistic and racist.

I’m going to compare Gator to a character called Mickey Milkovich (now this will probably upset people, due to Mickey’s character being a gay man), but I’m mostly comparing fathers/environments. Mickey and Gator were raised by two dangerous and horrific men, who beat and brain washed their sons into one way of thinking - theirs. Products of their environment, (Mickey used slurs, had flags like Gator, weapons, drugs, and even had nazi items on his wall) and what is called ‘learned racism’. They have no safe way to think for themselves, no other people around to show them love or kindness, help lead them towards a different way. Mickey found that with Ian and was able to develop and fully nurture the kindness/goodness that was in him, and he had over ten seasons to grow!

Gator only had Nadine and 10 episodes. When she left he began to let his warped devotion to the only person he had a blood connection with - flood him, outweigh his own personal goodness. Dot said it herself when she said his need to be like Roy outweighed the goodness inside. He was a product of the father and the environment. He didn’t have his own way of thinking, not really, he clung to what was beat and brainwashed into him, trying to find love and approval from his abuser/only blood relative/only person he was around (very common).

Am I excusing that? Absolutely not! Gator was not entirely a good person, and he knew that as well! He made choices he knew were wrong, to impress and gain affection from a sociopathic, demonic man. Gator was responsible for what he did, so this is not me trying to excuse or argue that!!

The only way for him to become free of who he was molded to be (he has no clue who he is, just a weak prototype of what he tried to be, hardly anything that is his own), was for him to become blind in order to see, and start serving his time. They left his ending open, which is a great way for those of us who choose to write for him - to explore his mental freedom and further nurture the soft/good side of him!

We don’t know how Gator would act or think (he was immediately apologetic to Dot and didn’t hesitate to give Roy up when he saw he wasn’t loved or cared for, so he didn’t need to protect his father), now that he is away from the environment and the man that molded him into the character he was on the show.

Gator was still a child trapped in a man’s body in some aspects; his temper tantrums, his knee jerk reactions, his hot headed plans without thought, his bedroom items (the toy cars, the sneakers, etc), his blinding anger towards Dot for leaving him behind (not even faulting her, because baby girl needed to get out and I’m glad she did). The show also alluded to the fact that he might have been addicted to some kind of substance he was stealing, as well.

Feelings on Munch are that he’s got just as much issues, lol. And we hardly knew much on him, tbh? What he did in the past, other than what he said.

Anyways, that’s my take on Gator.

We all have the right to feel how we feel!! Hate or love Gator, see his humanity or not. Some of the things his character represented effect a whole lot of people, so they have a right to be upset! There’s a lot of different factors and feelings involved!! I only look sideways at you if you thought his torture and eyes getting burnt/cut was what he deserved, because that’s just gross!

But at the end of the day, none of us who do love Gator/write for him — condone Gator’s actions! Seeing the layers and humanity in a character Joe put his all into, is perfectly normal/okay!

Sometimes there’s areas in between, and it’s not just either/or.

But I will say that not everyone who feels this way is just doing it for internet points! A lot of people have valid points/feelings about the dislike of Gator, to which I will not/have no business arguing, you know? There’s also other people that make callout posts for clout and false superiority, without even recognizing what Gator actually did and they just pull stuff outta their ass, lol.

If you don’t like Gator fans or writers, then just scroll!! It’s easy, I promise! No one is hurting anyone or being malicious!! ❤️

[befuddledcinnamonroll]

Time for some Perfect 10 Liners! It's harder for me to find the time lately to do the live thoughts thing, but I had fun doing it for We Are, so we'll see how often I can pull it off.

Lol, the first shot already bringing back memories.

Also, I love that you can immediately pick out Force just by posture alone. (And I see that red shirt! Colors ftw!)

Three minutes in and I am already really digging broody Perth & sunny Santa.

Also liking Junior getting to lean into a new energy for him. Little less neurotic, little more playful.

Uh, those opening credits are... a choice. No AouBoom though... wonder if the credits will change over time if they come in later?

Omg, don't break JJ y'all!

Though I am here for a Book, JJ, and Poon idiot friend group.

Yessss, give me casual physical affection between male friends.

I love that most of the new students already know about the Perfect 10 Liners, and Arm is just utterly befuddled.

Gaaaaawin!!!! I have missed you so. These crumbs will have to tide me over until My Golden Blood.

Also Marc, Drake, and Gawin being Arc's friend group? Amazing. This is one of the biggest pros of GMMTV shows, the mix and match friend groups.

Also, um, sweaty Drake... ahem. I'm fine. Totally pure thoughts here.

Lol, Sand openly thirsting over Arc. I'm getting a bit of Zhao Zi in History 3: Trapped with the "hot for guys but oblivious to it" vibe. Which would be hilarious if that's Poon's character.

Ok, you could see it coming a mile away, but I still laughed. Book must have had the best time doing multiple takes of this one.

Omg, Arm being so pissed but wearing Arc's sweatshirt the whole way home. It ain't subtle, but I'm having fun anyway.

Soooo...Thailand just going all in on sniff kinks at this point, yes?

I love that Arc sniffs him for like a full minute, and yet tries to play it off as just checking for the perfume.

I love this man and his suggestive eyebrows.

And I'm assuming this means that Warm is the one Arc actually confides in? Or he's more intuitive. Because he seems to know things the other two don't.

Also don't be too judgy Pond, you're about to find your own Nong to obsess over...

Oh, A-ngun. He hasn't accepted your requests because our man is hella gay.

Lol, just one little pout and Arc breaks. This man is already down bad.

Damn, Arc, you are playing so dirty, so quickly.

If I was Arm, I would just spontaneously combust right here.

Ok, this was exactly what is says on the tin. It's a Thai college BL, with Thai style humor. And I had fun with it.

[amusingmusie]

Is Evie canon to the Yours Truly universe? I absolutely love her already, and I can only imagine the kind of hell she put poor Nel through growing up. Al would be so proud. Good on Nel for starting a law firm, too! That’s our queen!!!

But also the general heartbreak that Nel must have felt as every day Evie looked a little bit more like the man Nel thought she knew. Just looking at her daughter one day only to see someone completely different but so familiar staring back. :(

I’m also so curious how the realization that Nel was pregnant went down. Not well probably. Was it before or after Al died? How would Al have reacted if he was alive (He very clearly didn’t want kids). How on earth would he have behaved around a pregnant Nel?? Also not well probably.

And of course I can’t forget about the extended family. Where’s Grace, my beloved, in all of this??? The absolute agent of chaos that she is, she and Evie would cause so much havoc — I just know it. And I can’t tell if Marie would be ecstatic up in heaven or rolling around in her grave at the news lol. I’m assuming by this point in time she’d have passed away, but to know she just missed the big news — damn. Poor Grandma Marie. Nobody thought Al had it in him 😔

Sorry for the giant block of text lol. I adore Evie and she’s got my brain in overdrive rn. Your writing is amazing, and Yours Truly is genuinely such a wonderful read! Also don’t feel pressured to answer any of the questions if you don’t want to or if it’s spoiler territory — I just had to get all that off my chest :)

Stay safe out there and take care of yourself!!

No PLEASE send me asks about Evie I fucking love her and barely ever get to talk about her because I've kept her so private for so long!

Evie is "canon" to Yours Truly but not in the way you might think. She is never going to be born, she doesn't exist, but she will eventually have a small cameo in a later chapter. The rest is a mysteryyyyyyy for now. However, I love thinking about the au where she's alive since I LOVE family drama and angst.

The girl is a menace. She's a strange mix of Darla Dimple, Jessica Lovejoy, and Heather Chandler but also can be oddly endearing? There’s a strange innocence to her. Yes, she did stab that man but she hugs her momma extra tight when that haunted look comes over her face. There are a lot of layers to the silly gay girl that VERY few people will ever see let alone notice and process.

If Al was around for Nel actually being knocked up and aware of it, he'd be annoyingly overbearing. 100% he'd treat her like she's made of glass even though she's trying to bite his throat out for being so condescending. It would be a giant clusterfuck of Nel randomly crying cuz her hormones are raging and she’s too big to bend over and buckle her shoes, and then Alastor is staring at her like she’s insane because it’s Nel, crying. They’d make it work though. Well, in another universe at least, because in the drabble-I-posted-verse uuuhh….he wasn’t really around to know that he has a child kicking around on earth.

But heeeeey she and Grace are BFFS! They definitely gang up on Nel together while she smokes 28 packs of cigs with a thirst for blood in her eyes. Little shits of a feather flock together.

If Marie was around, she would SPOIL that child. Her only grandchild, and a little girl??? Whatever Evie desired Marie would deliver and you wouldn’t be able to tell that child no without her granny defending her. It’s probably for the best that they never met since Evie would be worse than she already is.

Thanks for asking more about her cuz I like to yap :D I can't really say too too much since I don't wanna accidentally spoil YT, but man do I adore this strange child of whimsy.

[bucksboobs]

now it totally makes sense why you fetishsize bucktommy, your fat chunky self can never get a man like buck or tommy so all you have left is to touch yourself while watching them kiss. why is every bucktommy fan so odd looking omg? thats sad though i hope you get over fetishsizing gay relationships and begin working on yourself!!! your whole account and reblogs make sense. cant get nothing in real life so youre left to thirst over men that wont look at you in public!!

There’s a lot going on here! But I think the main thing is that you should understand that if you went outside you’d see people that look like me a lot more. Your frame of reference for what the human body looks like cannot be Hollywood for your own sake.

[oceisastar]

I heard you want Dom cyno thirsts... Me too bro...

I am so gay for this man so here... (HELP I ONLY INTENDED FOR THIS TO BE A THIRST BUT JT TURNED INTO A FULL BLOWN SMUT FIC I'M SORRYYYYY)

Sub Amab reader! X Dom Cyno

Cyno had your hands pinned above your head as you're bent over his desk, his hot breath fanning over your ear as he watched you the entire time, relishing the sight.

Your neck, shoulders and back absolutely filled with bites and hickey marks, all from Cyno as he made out with you like an animal earlier, making sure to leave it even in spots you can't cover up when you go outside.

Every time you shivered, trembled or moaned, it didn't go unnoticed by the Matra. If anything, it's his favorite part about fucking you. To see someone submit beneath him was nothing new and while he did that often on duty, he didn't care because it was his responsibility.

But seeing you messed up like this was something else. Calm and dorky as he may be, he's still sadistic behind closed doors...

"Tell me." He wrapped a hand around your waist and palmed at your clothed crotch, listening to every whimper you give him. "Tell me what's got you so riled up... To want to fuck me first thing when I get back, hm? It hasn't even been a week since I last filled up this greedy hole and you're already back for more."

He knows you love it. You love it when he dominated you and called you names like that. It's just his cup of tea anyways, loving that he got such a submissive man bending over for him.

Your mind was blank and all you can think of was how Cyno had his hand over your cock, whimpering at the feeling as he slotted his knee between your legs too.

"What, can't speak? Already? I haven't even made you cum yet." He sighed, partial disappointment in his tone as he got up to undo your pants and immediately wrapped a hand around your hard cock.

"This is what you wanted, isn't it?" He started stroking it, going slow at first but he quickly picked up the pace. You whine at the feeling, trying your best to retort or just say something so he won't think you're easy. But it's useless. You both know the lengths you'd go to to have him degrade you any time of the day at any given week.

His face in unamused as he felt you cum on his hand, licking it clean.

All while you shook from a quick orgasm, Cyno wiped his hair back and taking a deep breath before grabbing your waist again, his hands sliding to your ass and hole.

"We're just getting started, you slut. Remember I love you, cuz I'm gonna fuck you like I don't."

MDNI

hello! that post is actually quite old and I’m not in a submissive mood right now. but I did enjoy this! you wrote well and I was 😳😳 at some of the moments.

I’m gonna share it so other people can enjoy!

[gamerwoman3d]

◜ mk1 men kinks & darker motivations part 2 of ?◞

▸ includes: Johnny Cage, Kenshi (Johnshi ship) Sub-Zero, Liu Kang(passively), Scorpion(passively) [mk1 versions] ◂

What would have happened if Liu Kang hadn't intervened in the Sub-Zero x Johnny Cage fight

[Spicy/explicit/rough/gay af after cut 🔞]

If Liu Kang had just let Sub-Zero handle the situation, Sub-Zero woulda grabbed Johnny by the hair, bent him over the chair that Kenshi was tied up in, froze Johnny's hands and feet to the floor, yanked his pants down, and absolutely beat his ass over Kenshi's knees until Johnny begged for mercy.

And Kenshi would have caught Johnny's dangling cock between his legs. Kenshi woulda taken the opportunity to squeeze and work his closed thighs around Johnny's erect shaft while dry humping Johnny's bare hipbone, saying "Stop being a brat, Cage."

Cage would cum like a firehose between the seams of Kenshi's pants, ruining the seat of the chair he sat in and the seat of the fine designer trousers that Kenshi wears. He'd cum loud, no telling what he'd scream out, but he'd shout for mercy and whatever kinks he'd hidden would probably come out in his words [whether he calls mercy, master, daddy, his own name in full, first middle and last, whatever, there's infinite timelines now so maybe all of the kinks plus some come pouring out out of at least one alternate timeline cage somewhere in the multiverse of thirst.]

Liu Kang would hopefully be chilling to the side like "Are you finished" but in reality Liu Kang is secretly scolding himself like "This is what I get for making everyone in this timeline so fucking irresistibly hot, fml"

Sub-Zero would pause at that point to let Johnny catch his breath. Johnny would try to push through and keep going, despite exhaustion, pain, and bruising from the beating, not to mention numbness in the hands from being frozen and packed in ice for so long. "Can't call it a wrap until Kenshi cums. I don't want to be a bad host."

Kenshi would assure him it's not necessary. However the bulge in his pants suggests an urgency. Cage would just scoot up to hunch and grind against it, showing off his reddening, beaten asscheeks to Kenshi as if his precious eyes were a redlit-live film camera.

NOW Sub-Zero goes around behind Kenshi to untie him. Mission accomplished. And he probably gives Liu Kang a look like "See? You should have more faith in my methods."

Meanwhile, Cage is arching his back for the camera Kenshi. He looks into Kenshi's eyes from over his shoulder and asks him where/how he likes to cum most. Kenshi's eyes dart to the pool and back. Once Kenshi's hand is free, he pets Johnny's ass gently but it still causes him to wince.

"I'd like to cum in this, but that's clearly too much for you right now" he might say, enjoying the look of his own tattooed hand upon the backdrop of the film star's pink pale ass.

"No no it's fine just put some ice on it it's cool," Johnny says.

He gives Sub-Zero a look as Sub-Zero finished untying Kenshi's torso and stepped around to kneel at Kenshi's feet. As Sub-Zero worked the knots loose around Kenshi's ankles, he also freed Johnny's feet from his ice trap.

"Please can you put some ice on it so I can sit in this nice man's lap? Pretty please?" Cage says, arching his butt in Sub-Zero's direction.

"You still won't be able to sit on it. Go ahead. Try sitting on that freezing marble floor."

Johnny whipped around to seat himself on the icy floor the second Sub-Zero freed his frozen hands. He sat, then yelped, then rose to his knees with his lips pursed and his eyes wincing. He ran his own chilled fingers gently down the spots that pained him most as he groaned. Kenshi, now freed from beneath the man, stood up and unbuckled his belt to remove his sticky, wet trousers.

"Is it safe to use the pool?" Kenshi asks, "It's cold, and you'd feel weightless- or at least you're not really putting your weight on anything."

"Genius, Takahashi. Someone carry me," Johnny directed.

Sub-Zero slipped a strong arm around the backs of Johnny's knees. He moved himself into cradling Johnny, and hoisted Johnny up as he rose from his kneeling position, careful not to let the man's ass touch anything. Johnny kicked off his icy leather shoes, then kicked at the pants bunched around his ankles.

"No, not you, I wanna feel Kenshi inside me. But you, you just ice me down! I know you can do that!" Johnny whined.

"Hold this," Sub-Zero commanded Scorpion, "take care, when you put him down. Make sure he doesn't put his weight on it."

Sub-Zero passed Johnny's body to Scorpion. Scorpion cradled Johnny, who immediately nuzzled into him.

"Mmm, you're warm," Johnny noticed.

He stuffs his hands inside Scorpion's clothes to warm up his frozen fingers.

"If you warm up too much, you won't want to get in the pool," he replied.

"I wanna get you in the pool, too," Johnny said.

Scorpion and Sub-Zero exchanged an amused glance. Sub-Zero knelt at the edge of the pool with a glint in his eye. Scorpion huffed in an attempt to muffle a laugh.

"I'm afraid I must pass," he said, nodding towards the scene.

Scorpion and Johnny watched Sub-Zero's fingers dance near the water's surface at the edge of the pool. Steam rose from the pool rapidly, and a ring of soft blue light formed at the bottom. A slush of ice particles rose to the surface until the pool for the most part had a thick blanket of slush on its surface. Frost gathered in the pink cupholders of the giant inflatable flamingo. Around its edge, the slush broke in a giant ring to reveal the clear water below. Kenshi clicked his tongue as he stripped the last of his clothes from his body.

"Not sure I can stay hard in that," he muttered.

"Then don't go in too deep," Sub-Zero mused.

"Don't listen to him, Kenshi, deep is good, I like deep- hey wait, wait wait wait hold on," Johnny said as Scorpion began to carry him toward the deep end with a mischievous look on his face.

Scorpion swayed with Johnny as if building the momentum to throw him in, while Johnny clung to him for dear life. With Sub-Zero's help, they instead gently lowered Johnny, ass first, into the giant inflatable flamingo. Johnny hissed and tensed as the icy water flowed up his crack. He soon melted into the sensation with a moan, the ice feeling right against the red welts.

"Wow, that almost makes up for the Hitchuli," he said.

Sub-Zero scoffed.

Johnny looked up from his seat at Kenshi, who sat at the edge of the pool and dipped his tattooed feet into the slush with a shudder. The light from the pool bounced across the ice crystals at the rolling surface of the slush, and danced in random fairy-like discoball patterns across Kenshi's body, highlighting bits of blue and red inks set within his tattooed skin. His cock stood erect, and plain in color, in a strange contrast against the chromatic backdrop of art that was Kenshi's tattooed abs. Upon seeing Kenshi like this, Johnny's hand went to the pink cupholder to fish past the bottle of SPF70 sunscreen to retrieve a bottle of waterproof lubricant. Kenshi drew a cold foot out of the icewater with a shiver.

And that's when Johnny really nerded out. He recognized that the ink on Kenshi's shin wasn't temporary: it did not bleed, did not fade or clump when exposed to chlorinated water or frozen temperatures. It was no bit of Hollywood makeup magic - these tattoos were not only real, the brushwork, the linework, the designs - he recognized all of it as legitimate yakuza artwork.

He still wasn't certain about the other three men in his house. But the one inching his way deeper and deeper into the shallow end of his pool was most certainly a bona-fide yakuza. This fact sent a deeper thrill of excitement through him than the frigid water ever could. He shuddered. But this shudder was not caused by the cold.

Oh my god, thought Johnny while fingering himself with a dollop of the cold lube, I'm about to fuck a yakuza. I'm going to fuck a walking work of art.

Kenshi hesitated to come any deeper. His balls dangled just above the frosty surface of the slush-capped water. Johnny paddled over to him with the flamingo; the other cupholder contained the condoms that Johnny had pre-approved for use in the pool. Kenshi took hold of the flamingo and pinned it between himself and the edge of the pool. Johnny felt vulnerable, and incredibly alive, resting the bottoms of his feet on the shoulders of an actual yakuza.

Kenshi steadied the inflatable ring, and Johnny lifted his butt out of the center ring to rest his lower back across its edge, slipping his heels down the back of Kenshi's shoulder blades. He held the side of the pool to steady himself, knowing the inflatable could pop out from beneath him at any time and drop him into the frigid slush. Kenshi wrapped his cock with the condom and poured more lubricant over the tip. He offered the warm tip to Johnny at his shiny slick hole.

Johnny took the opportunity. Kenshi was grateful for the heat he found inside the man. Johnny lost control of himself and tipped the inflatable, pushing both men deeper into the slush. Kenshi caught and held Johnny by the back to keep his warm cock buried in the man. The cold slush lapped around the men's chests as they humped each other. Both men were simultaneously freezing, yet inside, they both felt as if they were on fire. They hugged each other for warmth until Kenshi, shivering, came, and spilled his hot mess, filling the condom inside Johnny with a new warmth. They both moaned at the sensation, with Kenshi's vision and mind going blank at the peak moment of their pleasure.

"Deep... deep, deep is good," Johnny murmured, "I like deep... so warm inside. Fuck it's cold."

Kenshi wanted out of the frigid water immediately upon pulling out. He carried Johnny out the pool on shaky legs and laid him on the couch gently on his side. Johnny shivvered and reached for a throw blanket while Kenshi carefully unwrapped the cum-filled condom from his cock. Johnny covered himself with the throw and made grabby-hands towards Kenshi, nonverbally instructing him to cuddle for warmth as he verbally instructed the digital assistant of his smart house to turn up the heat in the pool room.

Liu Kang stood to the side with Scorpion and Sub-Zero. The three spoke in low voices.

"What do you think, now? Have I proven them capable of becoming Earthrealm's champions?" Liu Kang asked.

Sub-Zero shrugged.

"We watched them fight each other. I'm not convinced that the swordsman has what it takes to survive in outworld, but as always I defer to your judgment," Scorpion said, "as for the film star, I have no helpful comments."

Liu Kang turned to Sub-Zero.

"You fought him. What do you believe?"

"It's hard to say for sure whether he gave it his all in his fight with me. If he did, he's doomed. If he thought our fight was just for show, he's may not be doomed, but he is a liability. If I hadn't known he'd just been in another fight, I would not have a high opinion of his skills. Considering this was a back to back fight, I'm not disappointed. But the tournament we have to win includes back to back fights."

Liu Kang paused and asked, "and?"

Sub-Zero jerked his chin towards the pair cuddled on the couch.

"Let's see how many rounds they go before I make any final judgments about his fighting stamina."

Liu Kang laughed.

[The end for now?]

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