#they real loves paddington

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH gifted their on-screen daughter GRACE DELANEY from ‘We Live In Time’ a Paddington bear.

(source)

[thepalerimitation]

I gasped with delight.

[vitamin-zeeth]

Ok but have you guys SEEN Paddington 2 tho

[monbons]

Stitch Sunday

I've been back at work for a week and am already exhausted. The beginning of the year is always brutal (this one more so because I am training a new teaching partner), so time for anything outside of school is hard to come by. BUT! I was determined to finish BunBaz, so may I present ...

No Trauma Bun Baz!

Ready for the fall season, this bun is rocking his favorite sleeveless tee in the pumpkin patch. He was sipping on a pumpkin mocha breve earlier, but the photographer didn't capture the moment. He might play some pick up footie later, although Uggs aren't the best footwear...

After a long day of taking perfectly posed pictures for his Holiday cards, BunBaz heads home and is ready for bed. He loves his striped and collared PJs (only the best for this bun!) and his Paddington keeps him company all night long.

In all seriousness, I had a blast making this bun for the lovely @bookish-bogwitch. (If you missed my earlier post about him, he speaks!) I made the witchy tee based on inspiration pics Em sent over. All other clothing and accessories are American Girl Doll cast-offs, either repurposed or tailored to fit.

In other doll factory news, Rainbow posted the SnowBaz worry dolls I gifted her at the Slow Dance signing (last slide). I know the real artists in this fandom get reblogged and reposted all the time, but this literally made me cry when I saw it! Especially because these little guys were the first set of dolls I ever made in early-May. It blows my mind how far I've come in just a few months.

I hope to keep getting better and tackling more complex projects in the months to come. This fall alone I will be keeping busy with a possible COTTA collaboration with the amazing @iamamythologicalcreature. The idea, if it pans out, is super cool! I also submitted a doll concept for CORB and am excited for whoever my fic partner happens to be!

On that fandom high note, I am bidding you all temporary farewell since I plan to disappear through mid-September at least. Students can smell weakness, so I'm going to devote my time to planning kick-ass lessons and breaking 15-year-old spirits. Please keep tagging me so that I remember I once had a life.

Until next we meet, hellos and high-fives from the doll factory. 💖

@thewholelemon, @emeryhall, @raenestee, @roomwithanopenfire, @cutestkilla

@artsyunderstudy, @aristocratic-otter, @arthurkko, @best--dress, @brilla-brilla-estrellita

@rimeswithpurple, @run-for-chamo-miles, @supercutedinosaurs, @whatevertheweather, @mooncello

@shrekgogurt, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @youarenevertooold, @talentpiper11, @larkral

@beastmonstertitan, @drowninginships, @valeffelees, @noblecorgi, @rbkzz

@thehoneyedhufflepuff, @messofthejess, @orange-peony, @blackberrysummerblog, @letraspal

@facewithoutheart, @ic3-que3n, @skeedelvee, @fiend-for-culture, @hushed-chorus

@martsonmars, @katatsumuli, @comesitintheclover, @stitchyqueer, @alexalexinii

@erzbethluna, @palimpsessed, @ileadacharmedlife, @theimpossibledemon

[wannab-urs]

Pedro Pascal Character Quotes as Queue Tags

idk guys i got bored. steal if you want! (mine is #a real queueboy)

#do queue wanna have sex with me (dieter)

#i'm trying to queue but it's hard (dieter)

#paddington queue (javi g)

#queue can't quit acting (javi g)

#no i have not been queue hunting (javi p)

#fucking queuebilly (javi p)

#queue what i say when i say it (joel)

#is it everything queue hoped for? (joel)

#not what i call a queuetucky welcome (whiskey)

#queuenado in a trailer park (whiskey)

#queue is good! but it could be better (max lord)

#queue can have it all (max lord)

#together we ravage the queue (ezra)

#i must queueposte (ezra)

#queue never loved me (silva)

#queue never loved anyone in your life (silva)

#I can bring queue in warm (din)

#queueever i go he goes (din)

#i'm fucking queueing people (frankie)

#what are we queueing at in here? (frankie)

#queue died that's what happened (dave)

#there's just shit people queue (dave)

#is that the best queue got? (pero)

#i know what queue are (pero)

#my queue style is effective (max phillips)

#that was bullshit we queue fear (max phillips)

#will you queue with me to D. C.? (marcus p)

#it's a decision queue need to make (marcus p)

#the queue was poisoned (oberyn)

#when it comes to love i don't queue sides (oberyn)

[afyrian]

welcome to the ☆ switch it up penpal service !! sunny side of love agency | m.list

finding those who you can talk to and listen to without the pressure of real life ties.. is difficult to say the least signing up for this service gives us an opportunity to match you up with someone who could grow to be a friend, family, or partner. all you have to do is write down your name, address, and answer some fun questions about yourself :D from there, our ‘matchmakers’ and algorithm will help assign you the best pen pal

☆ questionnaire

if you lived on an island and could only bring one thing, what would it be? ☐ big box of food ☐ letters and bottles ☐ a phone ☐ a journal

do you prefer tv, movies, music, or books? ☐ tv ☐ movies ☐ music ☐ books

what is your favorite type of weather? ☐ rainy ☐ sunny ☐ cloudy ☐ snowy

what fictional character resonates with you most? ☐ snoopy ☐ paddington ☐ garfield ☐ pompompurin

what are you looking for? ☐ friendship ☐ romance ☐ something deeper ☐ just conversation

a/n: if you send in your answers via ask/comment you’ll receive a stamp and analysis (this is now closed) taglist (open): @eggyrocks @causenessus @applepi25 @softpia @bakery-anon

@zazathezaer @lale-txt @asrinchine @toges-cough-syrup @anqelkoz

@hatsukeii @miiyas @urslytherin @muyaaaa @y2unagiz

@mochroialainn @s1ckntw1st3d

[pommedepersephone]

Just took the kids to see Paddington in Peru. While I miss Paul King's aesthetic from the first two films, I loved this story.

In an interview in Big Issue, Ben Whishaw said,

“I love that there is a quiet political message running through the films and inherent in the character. But I’m also aware that it’s easy to feel very tender towards a cartoon bear, yet we fail to extend those feelings towards other real humans. So I’m reluctant to draw too many parallels. But it’s a start. I hope that we, all of us, can improve the dialogue and the discourse around these issues of vulnerable people, I really do. And if the Paddington films contribute something to that discussion, then brilliant.”

Well Ben, my kids loved it and we sat and had a good conversation about immigration policy afterwards. The thing is that while empathy is natural to humans, we are encouraged to confine it to our own in groups, and learning to extend "us" to include people who look, talk, live differently than you takes work. Given the state of the world, it's work more of us need to do.

If you are looking for a good Paddington gift for this holiday season, the Migration Museum in London has their Migration is Not a Crime collection featuring our favorite bear.

Anyway, go see Paddington in Peru.

[mxbo]

So what are the stamps and user boxes actually used for other than just being silly and cute

IS THIS MY CHANCE TO INTRODUCE SOMEONE TO THE CULTURE OF THE OLD WEB AND PROFILE CUSTOMIZATION!?!?!?!?

OK, so other than being cute and silly their purpose is to uh… be um… cute and silly decoratio- who wrote this script?? Whoever did is horrible at its job, like yeah it's right but- let me just sugarcoat it a bit mor-

WHAT ARE USERBOXES

“Userboxes are boxes containing a little bit of information about someone! They originated from wikipedia and were meant to be put on people’s user pages, but here people either choose to reblog those that apply to them or put them on their about pages (or both!)”

—Definition stolen borrowed from Userboxed's FAQ

So, basically, Wikipedia had this little thing where NERDS would code* boxes of information and people said “HEY, THAT'S SO COOL WHY DO ONLY THE SMART PEOPLE HAVE THOSE” and said “IMMA MAKE MY OWN, SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE/PROFILE/PINNED POST”

*Zzz boring code (I have a website myself, I'm allowed to call it boring)

WHY I LOVE USERBOXES

✦ Most people won't read your pinned post in its totality, but will read the userboxes. ✦ They're colorful, have one or two sentences max per userbox and have an image on the side, so it catches people's attention more than just plain text. ✦ They get their point across: your personality, interests, sometimes aesthetics… ✦ MAKING YOUR OWN IS SUPER EASY!!

The standard size is 239px × 49px, but bigger/high quality userboxes can be found, always following that ratio, of course.

WHAT ARE STAMPS

Basically, just images/GIFs with a border resembling a real life stamp. These are called static or animated stamps, AND I'M IN LOVE WITH THE LATTER TYPE. I believe they come from Deviantart and serve a similar purpose to userboxes: decorating your profile.

WHY I LOVE STAMPS

✦ Collecting them is super fun!! It reminds you of which parts of the internet you have visited. ✦ Groups of stamps look super cool together. ✦ That thing about getting your point across but without text and writing AESTHETIC in bold red underlined text.

The standard size is 99px × 56px, but bigger/high quality stamps can be found, always following that ratio, of course.

BUT WHERE DO YOU PLACE THEM !?

You can have a couple on your profiles (Spacehey), pinned posts (Tumblr)… But where people COLLECT THEM is in

A CORNER ON YOUR OWN WEBSITE / NEOCITIES

EXAMPLES OF COOL NEOCITIES THAT WITH COOL STAMPS/COLLECTIONS

✦ Shishka ✦ Cinni ✦ Oddity Commoddity ✦ Ko's Crag! ✦ Cloud Cover ✦ Echo's Graphics ✦ silly zone ✦ Mad Paddington ✦ My own website lmao

THIS IS YOUR CALL TO MAKE YOUR OWN NEOCITIES !!

(Because it's my hyperfixation, topped only by TF2, and I MUST share it with the world) (I already convinced my light to make a neocities, YOU ARE NEXT.)

CONCLUSION

TL;DR: They're silly and cute BUT, they're also nostalgic and an important part of internet culture

I also recommend watching the next videos just because (you won't understand userboxes or stamps any better, but the culture around it)

✦ Whatever Happened to Profile Customization? ✦ Old Websites Were Cooler, Actually

I hope you found my explanation/yapping interesting and also answered your question (if you can find your answer, there's so much filler, god) HEHE

[daisychains111]

incorrect chb camper quotes but it's actually just my sister's quotebook from Twitter

Disclaimer: This post is gonna be LONG AF

Percy: "Ahh, die quieter"

Clarisse to Silena: "Do I look majestic?"

Will: "I live in America. Cultures?... casserole"

Nico: "At-home lobotomy"

Baby Nico to Clarisse: "You look like Harry Potter, You just need a scar black hair, different clothes, and to be a boy. "

Annabeth:"I don't know if I have enough sanity for 2 Holy books"

Leo: "I've seen titties before....not really in person, but yk"

Annabeth: "Do you have ears?"

Jason: "I kinda wanna work at Taco Bell"

Piper: "I've never been passive-aggressive in my life"

Will to Apollo: "There's no batteries in my butt Dad I'm not a robot"

Clarisse: "I'm not upset I don't hold grudges"

Ares to Clarisse: "I don't like your clothes it forces me to look at you"

Frank to Leo: "It's not 'drip' it's stupid"

Travis to the whole Hermes Cabin: "I'm the Rizzington bear... like Paddington bear but Rizz" (after his 1st date with Katie)

Nico: "I love Olive Garden, I wish Italians were real"

Rachel: "Come on, you guys stop trying to cockblock the view"

Katie: "If people can smoke weed in the middle of the day, then I can drink chamomile tea"

Rachel: "You don't want to piss me off I'm witewally a werewolf"

Piper about Jason: "All my friends are boys, and one just died... he would have made a great bridesmaid"

Frank: "I was doing a silly but the funny didn’t land"

Jason: "Why am I white"

Rachel: "I am not a whore, I am a celibate queen!"

Drew: "It's not the fashion statement that you think it is"

Nico about the Ares Cabin: "They're gonna call you a slur, but they're gonna be really nice about it"

Piper to Annabeth: "If we both think it, it's not bitchy"

Grover: "I'm just gonna write a paragraph or two about global warming"

Annabeth"I have like a 7th-grade reading level!!! (this is impressive when you're dyslexic)

Jason: "Dude I love yoga"

Will: "They say that Utah is the promise land"

Kayla: *explains what a text-fic is to grandparents (Apollo)*

Clarisse: "Put that on your Twitter!" *points knife at me*

Travis: "Do you eat?"

Katie: "...um yes?"

Travis: "Oh, I mean do you want to eat." (when he asked Katie out the first time)

Hazel: "That's not gonna change my heart. That's just gonna make me cry!"

Alabaster: "I wanna find someone somewhere to impregnate and then steal the baby......Where's your Twitter, that was kinda funny"

Percy about Leo: "I would spoon that man so hard"

Frank: "The closer I get to nature, the closer I get to being a werewolf"

Apollo: "I feel like Jaba the Hut"

Rachel: "It's because you ate girl dinner"

Apollo (same convo^)"I fell asleep, and I woke up, and I ate a girl dinner, and I didn't feel that good"

Percy: Don't mind me just cleaning the ocean" *hand angrily on hip*

Will to the Stolls: "Although my bellybutton was once my mouth I don't want soda in it!!"

Connor: "Look at how majestic I am"

Clarisse: *gasps* *throws uno cards* "This is communism at its finest, and I hate your life." *Is losing* "All I'm doing is humoring you now. There is no reason for me to play anymore." *throws cards* *again*

Nico: *passes out*

Will: "We need to take you to the doctor like right now."

Nico: "No fireworks are more important than my health"

Leo about Percy: "That's a pretty boy right there... if we were in prison, it's over."

Kayla when Will came out to her: "Slay motherfucker"

Annabeth: "I hope to not run over any old ladies...old men are fair game tho."

Percy: "Main characters get bullied, Jesus....yep!"

Leo: "What if I was an astronaut!!!!"

Travis: "Banana, Banana, Meatball"

Clarisse: "I am going to break your toe shut the hell up"

Katie to Connor: "I hope you get bullied in high school."

Clarisse about Leo: "This guy's a fuckin goober"

Clarisse: "What did you do to your sweatshirt? Did you get hungry?"-Grover: *sighs*

Nyssa (Hephaestus kid) to Leo: "Dont hurt me. I'm Batman!.... You better not tweet that"

Kayla to Apollo: "It's called multi-tasking Apollo! "

Apollo: "It's mother to you"

Clarisse: "I could fight God and win"

Percy: "So you wanna fight rn"

Clarisse: "No, I'm good"

Jason; "You look gang"

Leo: "What? I look gay!?!?!"

Jason: "You look straight, but nice"

Leo: "Oh... thanks!"

Apollo to Rachel"Lie, deny, cry, and for good measure be a raging slut."

Silena: "There's all kinds of nature out here"

Katie: "Live, laugh, love, low iron"

Annabeth to Piper: "Keep backing up...Cuz you have a fear of commitment

Lou Ellen to Katie: "Does your knee affect your shoe size... or are your feet just that small??"

Travis: "The amount of testosterone in me, peanuts are allergic to me!"

Leo: "I'm cracked up on feeling sexy"

Connor to the whole Hermes Cabin: "The "10" of us? our parents sp*rm pets"

Apollo about Athena: "OH gods, a single mom"

Apollo about Kayla's dad: "I cheated on myself with a man"

Malcolm about Athena: "She's a mom boogie woogie woogie"

Nico: "I cried at Chick-fil-A the other day"

Nico: "Live, laugh, lobotomy."

Drew about Thalia: "She has no friends and a dead brother."

Katie: "I wrote fanfiction on my i-pod touch"

Lacy to Leo: "Was it a tech? or was it a human?"

Will: "Live, laugh, love, tampons"

Kayla: "Die, cry, hate, condoms"

Aphrodite to Clarisse: "Do you like being a girl? You just always wear pants"

Percy: "Chill I know how to make conversations I have Rizz"

Will: "What! no! cow!"

Frank: "Fvcking knock it off seriously you guys are acting like children!!"

Travis to Lou Ellen: "Yesss pussy-pop you slayed"

Ashlyn (Hermes kid): "Chick-fil-A is mid, Taco bell is where it's at"

Percy during tlt: "You couldn't even buy a gumball with that shit (drachmas)"

Percy (same convo ^): "A quarter? You could buy a gumball with that shit"

Nico: "Your soul and your money!"

Tyson: "You've seen fishes, fishes move fast"

Leo to Frank: "What the fvck is a kilometer"

Leo making fun of Frank: "Mua ha ha ha I'm Canadian"

Percy: "Jesus didn't give up his life he gave up his weekend"

*as seen at 2am in the Apollo Cabin*

Gracie: "You're discriminating against me"

April (the token straight): "It's cuz she's gay"

Will: "We're all gay."

Nico: You don't have any slurs about you."

Leo: "No because I'm perfect"

this was fun to make lol....there will probably be a part 2 but like far in the future. if you made it this far I love you....also if you don't recognize names it's bc I deep-dived Wiki to find canon names for each cabin.

If y'all want one-shots based on these TELL ME I NEED STUFF TO WRITE ABOUT

[jessythebunny]

🚂Duck the great western engine🦆

💚Duck is the first great western engine who came to the island, and he was the number 8 engine in Tidmouth sheds before Emily

💚Duck doesn't like his real name "Montague" and he prefers to be called "Duck" instead, because the other engines in the great western railway were saying he waddles like a duck

💚Duck is a really hard worker and takes everything too seriously and he does the things in the great western way

💚Duck was working in a station in London called "Paddington" before he came to Sodor, so that's why he has a big pride on his work

💚Duck wears that olive green tie on his left knee because he got shot at it one night, which cause a dammage that makes him waddle

💚Duck hates when someone's telling him that he does things the wrong way, like Oliver when he said this to him, he's almost going to kill him If Toad wasn't there

💚he's enjoying listening to the electro swing and dancing with it, Even though he has a disabled leg, he is one of the best dancers

💚He loves anything related to the sea, and spends all his time there relaxing and looking at the waves and relaxing himself. He also loves sailing, swimming, and diving, he also wears that shell necklace because he loves the sea

💚Duck has very rare hair and it has been like this since he was born. This means that over time his appearance has not changed at all, but it is very difficult to tie or comb it. Even James tried a lot with him until he lost his temper because, it is truly a mystery that has no solution.

💚Duck loves to drink british green tea, Sometimes he makes it by himself, sometimes Mia or Oliver makes it for him

💚he has a huge crush on Oliver and he's his husband, Even if they are cousins, they love each other, and a little crush on Donald too

💚He speaks with that west country accent that sometimes makes the ladies swoon (Especially Daisy)

💚Duck collects plastic ducklings

💚he loves singing and humming while he's working

💚Very close with Oliver and Toad, the scottish twins, Skiff, Boco,Edward, Marina(oc), Emily, Percy, Toby, Gina, @lovable-chica's oc Abby

��good friends with Thomas, James, Henry, Daisy, Rosie, Gordon, Mia(oc), Jenny(oc), Rebecca, Nia, Lady, Molly, Bill and Ben, and very nice to everyone

💚He still feels sad and angry at Diesel after what he did to him and he told the three big engines those lies about him

[newtonsheffield]

Oh, my gosh, what was Kate's reaction to Jem being named after Frankie?? What was Frankie's reaction? 😆 Kate's like, well I guess I gotta be Prime Minister now.

Look, Kate gets it: He’s named after Josie’s twin brother who was actually the donor for both their kids. Kate gets it. Sarah’s middle name is Kate so she’s not too offended. But Frankie Bagwell is just… so much cooler than her. And she wants to be cool Auntie Kate! So yeah, she lied and said being the prime minister meant she knew Paddington Bear! She said she knows all the bears now! Winnie the Pooh, the whole gang! She lied! Because at the point, it also feels like she’d not going to get to have kids because there’s not a whole lot of guys lining up to date the Prime Minister. There’s just so much scrutiny.

But she loves her little nephew and her sweet little niece. She loves them to death and she wants them to love her too.

Frankie meanwhile was more than happy to be the donor, his sister’s always wanted to be a mum and he was more than happy to do it if it means that happens for her. As far as he’s concerned: Those are Josie and Edwina’s kids. He loves being an uncle. He loves being fun uncle Frankie. He loves taking his nephew to his tattoo shop and drawing on his arms with felt tips. Frankie just loves his twin sister, he loves his sister in law, he loves his sister’s mother in law. He even loves flirting with Edwina’s sister Kate who just rolls her eyes and flicks his nose.

“I’m just saying: We could make this a family affair for real! I could be the… Prime Minister’s boy toy!”

“You wish, Frankie.”

[elodieunderglass]

Setting all other discourse about fiction and reality aside, I really love and appreciate how book-readers have decided that SOME little fake guys are actually extremely Real(tm). Like, even in the same BOOK, there will be fictional characters where the reader agrees that the author made a series of conscious and unconscious choices about this character, and there will in the same book be a little guy who absolutely DID exist and DID sentiently do these things.

Okay you need some examples. Most of you will understand Sam Vimes/Terry Pratchett. Everyone understands intellectually that Pratchett was a writer moving his little puppets around (except that Vimes is real, actually.) Pratchett could write Vimes doing ANYTHING and readers would believe it. When you see footlong discourse about Vimes it’s always presented as if he’s a Man who Chose To Do those Things, never a well-worn literary mechanism. People respect him: Sam vimes arrested a dragon - No he didn’t!! Man’s not real! Pratchett could’ve made him do anything! By some apotheosis Sam Vimes is a real little guy.

The character who is the most real is Stephen Maturin, who is much more Real but too obscure to start with. Stephen is the most character ever. He is Irish-Catalan active in 7 different anarchist separatist movements and also serves the British empire also. He is a horrible little scientist doctor surgeon spy, he is VERY dirty, addicted to 3 drugs, plays the cello, has broken every bone, and is smelly also. He has a sloth. He is the predecessor of all “put them in a jar with a twig” blorbos, but unlike YOUR degraded blorbos, he is real, actually. Look at how I write about him. He is our son Stephen who speaks every language. At no point do we accredit Patrick O’B for coming up with any of this hard work, let alone do we accuse him of making Stephen unbelievable or inaccurate. He is a real horrid little man.

With the possible exception of Paddington Bear, who is very polite, most Meta-Real entities are consistently horrid little men. This quality (plus the fact that ACD looms SO VISIBLY and distractingly over his shoulder) may be why Sherlock Holmes is beloved but unreal. He is horrid and detailed, but not little?

As you can see, I am trying to characterise the qualities of these entities, and whether there is a spectrum of reality. Jesus, for example, feels somewhat real, with cloudy edges possibly due to translation artefacts. Gilgamesh might be, ditto. Ishmael is NOT. Lizzie Bennett is a funny one (also a rare real female) because she is not at all real, but you could 100% encounter her ghost. Do you see what I mean here.

[quirkwizard]

Sorry about that sometimes my phone glitches and gets rid of some words weird it rarely happens but it happens sometimes lol so my question was what each pro heroes favourite movie be based in their personalities

For the sake of this, I will go more with generalizations with a few examples for each of the heroes.

Fat Gum: Just any kind of feel good movie. Anything that you put on to help you feel better after a bad day and you will feel better for watching it, like the Princess Bride or Paddington.

Gang Orca: Movies where kids befriend monsters or other kinds of odd pairings, especially Free Willy and Iron Giant. Because it gives him hope that one day kids may not be scared of him.

Endeavor: I could see him really being into those rogue agents movies, such as the Dirty Hairy franchise. Just seeing a lone man taking at the worst in the world no matter what it takes.

Miruko: Basically any movie with lots of fighting, specifically a lot of hand to hand combat. She could not care less about the movie as long as there is good action, like The Raid or Nobody.

Best Jeanist: Painful climb stories. Movies where the protagonist is going through the wringer, but they are working their hardest to get what they want, like the Devil Wears Prada or Whiplash.

Edgeshot: Ironically, into a lot slower films. Dramas where it's a bunch of people talking where you can enjoy every detail of the performance, like Twelve Angry Men and 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Kamui Woods: I could see him having an appreciation for legal movies, especially ones that deal with tougher subjects like To Kill a Mocking Bird and A Few Good Men.

Mount Lady: She tries to hide it, but she loves musicals. Anything with bombastic numbers she can sing along to, she is in, with her favorites being La La Land and West Side Story.

Ms. Joke: Obviously comedies, but ones that actually have some weight and commentary to them, like the Big Lebowski or Dr. Strangelove. She wants to laugh and she wants to think.

Ryukyu: Heavily into fantasy stuff. Obviously, her favorite would be choice would be the Lord of the Rings trilogy, extended versions of course, and she points all of the trivia with each of her viewings.

Hawks: This could be because he looks like a college kid, but I want to say real arty movies. Stuff that seems like it doesn't have a lot of meaning, but has more depth to it, like Mulholland Drive and Citizen Kane.

Sir Nighteye: Super critical and objective about film. The type of person who will take apart movies to find any flaws with them, with the Cornello Trilogy being his favorite given it's mix of thought and comedy.

[littledollll]

I have this head cannon that Brienne is terrified of bears (because who wouldn't be after what she went through?) So what about a modern AU where Reader and Brienne watch Paddington together but Brienne reacts like it's a horror film?

Fucking terrifying.

Brienne x reader (modern AU)

A/n: this was so quick and fun to write actually, ig this is considered a crack fic? Anyways thank you for the request!

No warnings

You thought It would be funny to suggest watching Paddington during one of your movie nights, Brienne, being the absolute sweet heart she is, agreed though she was terrified, a lot more than you thought she was.

You truly didn’t think Brienne would react this way to an animated bear but you guess her fear of them applied to any and all types of bears.

“Why are you making me watch this.” She complained, practically hidden into your neck. “It’s animated!” “It’s fucking terrifying that’s what it is- LOOK!” She then proceeded to aggressively point at the screen as the camera zoomed into the bears face.

“It can’t hurt you baby, it’s not real.” She groaned. “This is stupid.”

“You are so lucky I love you.” you couldn’t stop laughing as you hugged her tight. “Indeed I am, and I love you so enough is enough, we can change the movie” she looked up. “I thought you wanted to see it?” You shook your head grabbing the controller. “I didn’t know you’d hate it, plus It’s not that good anyways.”

[fritzes]

tennis ramble idea: say one positive thing about each player in the top 40

atp:

jannik sinner: I love how committed he is to The Process and improving

carlos alcaraz: he's so positive on court but he also knows his own limits and when he can't be like that

skip

daniiil medvedev: he's very honest

novak djokovic: he's living his best life right now and really prioritizing what's most important to him, both in tennis and outside of it

taylor fritz: he proved the haters wrong!

casper ruud: even when he's struggling on court, he never takes out his frustration in a destructive way

felt a little conflicted, but I'm gonna skip

alex de minaur: he's so funny. like legitimately, every interview he gives has me chuckling

grigor dimitrov: I admire his commitment to flirting with everyone

tommy paul: his tennis is so pretty

stefanos tsitsipas: uh... his situationship with daniil is funny

holger rune: if he has opinions, he'll make them known

jack draper: his improvement this year is genuinely insane

hubi hurkacz: he unironically wears paddington slippers

I genuinely couldn't think of anything sooo skip (just one of those players I don't like for no reason)

frances tiafoe: he's just so fun and I love how friendly he is with everyone

ugo humbert: he plays piano!

ben shelton: he's so smiley and giggly when he plays doubles and I love it

arthur fils: his title runs this year are crazy impressive

karen khachanov: he peaks exclusively against francisco cerundolo

alejandro tabilo: when he's on, he's ON

SKIP

alexei popyrin: he had maybe the most iconic summer hardcourt swing ever

tomas machac: best backhand on tour for real

sebastian baez: he wins a bunch of random 250s and does nothing else and I respect him for that

jordan thompson: he's peaking in singles and doubles

felix auger-aliassime: he always has good sportsmanship and seems like such a genuinely kind persn

francisco cerundolo: he's a good sport about the h2h against karen

giovanni mpetshi perricard: his serve scares me (affectionate)

jiri lehecka: lots of my mutuals love him so by extension so do I

flavio cobolli: he's just such a cutie

nuno borges: he beat rafa in a clay final

alexander bublik: dgaf (except the times when he randomly does gaf)

matteo berrettini: doesn't seem too bothered by being cursed

nicolas jarry: his son is adorable

brandon nakashima: peaks against fellow americans and then goes into hiding for the rest of the season. truly an icon

matteo arnaldi: just a lil spider scuttling around the court

tomas martin etcheverry: I love how excited he gets to play novak

jan lennard struff: winning his first title at 33 was iconic

wta:

aryna sabalenka: she seems like such a genuinely fun person to be around

iga swiatek: she's so insanely talented, genuinely mesmerizing to watch when she's really on top of her game

coco gauff: always proving the haters wrong

jasmine paolini: her rise in the rankings this year was incredible

elena rybakina: I love her game so much, it's just so clean

jessica pegula: she's always randomly beating top players and I love that for her

zheng qinwen: medaling isn't for everyone but it is for her!

emma navarro: she keeps things interesting

daria kasatkina: the tennis world would be in shambles without her vlog

danielle collins: she's always honest and open

skip

barbora krejcikova: winning a slam and doing pretty much nothing else is quite the season to have

anna kalinskaya: may not be very good at converting championship points now but I think she has a really high ceiling

diana shnaider: has so much potential and a really nice game

jelena ostapneko: simply iconic

mirra andreeva: I love how much she's genuinely a fan of tennis and how she fangirls over players like andy murray

beatriz haddad maia: I admire her commitment to not playing straightforward matches

marta kostyuk: I really love the glimpses we get to her friendship with her coach (sandra zaniewska), they seem really close and it seems like sandra is the only one who can really communicate with her on court

donna vekic: randomly peaked during the summer and also against aryna sabalenka

victoria azarenka: she's so resilient

madison keys: she hits the ball so hard

karolina muchova: best volleys on either tour

magdalena frech: I don't know much about her, but it seems like she really broke through this year!

ludmilla samsonova: exclusively peaks against elena rybakina

linda noskova: really established herself on tour this year (also, I love her friendship with karo)

elina svitolina: her commitment to her foundation is genuinely inspiring

ekaterina alexandrova: beat iga once and disappeared for the rest of the season. you go girl

yulia putintseva: locks in so hard against top players

katie boulter: she seems so friendly with everyone

anastasia pavlyuchenkova: literally just chilling with her 2021 olympic gold and slam final

maria sakkari: WILL WIN INDIAN WELLS ONE DAY

leylah fernandez: I love her attitude both on court and off court, she seems very positive and kind to both others and herself

dayana yastremska: had quite possibly the funniest ban in all of tennis

elise mertens: doubles queen who also does really well in singles

anastasia potapova: did not let getting double bageled by iga stop her from maintaining her top 50 rank!

amanda anisimova: great comeback season, and also has some incredible powerful groundstrokes

wang xinyu: went from a last minute replacement in olympic mixed doubles to winning silver

hmm... I'm just gonna skip

marketa vondrousova: zero consistency but it doesn't matter, she literally won wimbledon

lulu sun: her wimbledon run this year was amazing

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doctor who hcs

favorite childrens books

ask: How about a Doctor Who headcanon for what each Doctor's favorite children's book is, and why they like it?

Nine: The Little Prince + Paddington

- The Little Prince. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly: what is essential is invisible to the eye” This one is self-explanatory, a boy traveling planet to planet, learning life lessons. Dude its HIM.

- Paddington is a big one. A little bear who had to leave everything he’s every known? Who found a second family? Nine shed real tears over that book.

Ten: Matilda + Curduroy

- Matilda. I don’t really have an explanation for this one, I just know it’s true. I also know he loves Ms. Honey and unbearable amount.

- Curduroy :’)). Ten sees himself in this book like nothing else. A lonely little bear who just wants a home and someone to love. ″This must be home,” he said. l know I’ve always wanted a home!”

Eleven: Goodnight Moon

- Goodnight moon. It really reminds him of Amy. Can’t stress enough that it’s their book. (Eleven bought her a copy one time, and wrote a message in the sleeve)

- Clifford and Curious George. One thing about 11 is that he will be obsessed with wacky animals. Curious george is honestly so entertaining to him and Clifford makes him want to cry in a good way.

Twelve: Where the Wild Things Are + The Giving Tree

- Where the wild things are. This picture is literally twelve btw. Like ohmygod he’s just a lonely little boy who wants a hot dinner and his mom and to play king.

- The giving tree. Lowkey his and Clara’s book. “And the tree was happy.” Augh he’s old and happy and tired and growing. He’s such an old oak tree y’know?