#they r not insects rlly but

[ghospoke]

do you think they know that I love them

looking at leaf sheep rn

[disabledwarrior]

pickles got a shot today and tried to bite the vets assistant lmao

[pumpkinsy0]

This one could get a bit chaotic but papercut going on a road trip? (And maybe some Pony trying to convince Darry to let him go??) Your headcanons keep me alive, i live and breathe papercut, so please keep up the good work or else I will die 💖

papercut road trip?? aw yeaaa baybeeee comin right up 🤵🏽‍♀️🍜

•it was def a spontaneous idea from curly, he was thinking one night and just wanted to drive somewhere, nowhere in particular just go around, he told tim and tim wasnt gonna fight him on it, if thats what curly wants thats his life, all he can hope is that he comes back in one piece (monkey d. luffy refrence⁉️)

•ik when he brought up the idea to pony it took a bit of convincing, not THAT much, but he still had to do it cause like, just a RANDOM road trip?????? pony joked that curly was trynna kill him, but curly did say they’d prolly pass the country side and he could take some pics as a remembrance so pony was down

•not gonna lie, ion know HOW, ponys ass is gonna convince darry to go, pony might be 18/19 but he is PUSHING his freedom here, ill tell u what tho it took a team effort from tim and buck (somehow), and darry probably slapped an airtag on pony or somethin so he knew where he was

•they were not taking curlys car, ill tell u that much, if u drove that thing for more than an hour i promise u theyre so dead before they even get to the 10th block out of ponys neighborhood, REGARDLESS OF HOW, pony kissed darry n soda goodbye (YES thats important to know)

•SKIPPING BORING DETAILS SO WE CAN ACTUALLY GET THE ON THE ROADTRIP, but they r STACKED w literally just snacks, no actual food, just chips, candy, juice and some water, lord help these two, they gonna crash on the highway🤦🏽‍♀️

•wether its a camcorder or just a regular ole camera, ponys documenting this, he also has a journal to write down his thoughts and draw, hes a man of many talents

•for every stop, when he can, he calls darry to let him know hes alive, even sends over post cards from the different places he’s at, stocks up on small lil knickknacks too!!curly also called to check in w tim and angela and pony made him send over letters too (curly HATESSSS writing letters)

•would it REALLY b papercut if i didnt say that one of em got them lost??? curly def cant read a map for shit and fucked up while pony was driving, that argument had ppl in other cars looking over

•they would take turns on who was driving but honestly just never let curly behind the wheel, be nearly missed an exit and pretty much drifted in the highway, curly would do WONDERS in a racing game, he did a “emergency” stop and almost catapulted pony out his seat when he was sleeping, hes such a lil asshole

•sometimes tho, they would just pull over completley and get in the back seat just to sleep, they had a blanket and like one pillow but its ok the one of em would just lay on the other, they had some pretty nice talks in there and pony wrote about it in his journal

•when they get to the country side, i could see pony having one of those nature books and finding what he could just to cross em off, hes a nerd like that, curly was way too fascinated by the insects to rlly make fun of him for too long

•took some good nature pics too, some silly ones as well, curly took some too!!

•one of em touched poison ivy, whoops

•how have i gone this long without mentioning that curly would def b the one blasting music, hes not the passenger princess, hes the passenger pain in the ass (pony doesnt wanna admit but video evidence proves other wise, he was singing too)

•pony is a pretty good driver i aint gonna lie, but maybe a lil too good, his eyes will NOT be leaving that road, curlys just gotta feed pony himself from the passenger

•they didnt pack enough clothes, they were def clothes shopping as they went, whoever car they took is a MESS by now

•at some point pony got sunburnt and curly was laughing at him bc it wasnt even all over his body, the sunburn just covered parts that his clothes didnt cover, had to make a stop at a gas station for sunscreen and aloe vera (if we r assuming curly packed enough money)

•they dont rlly go home for a while, they got too homesick

i need to stop here before i get anymore ideas,,,

[jewishregulus]

hold on because your thing with alecto carrow & the carrow twins……… you really did something there

listen okay i could go so crazy about them . i have so much lore trapped away in my brain . but i am going to summarize so fast and quick bc they drive me crazy….

general info abt both of them : they r born in japan bc the carrow family moves there post grindlewald and their mom dies and when she dies they move back to the england but they r poor af after everything so pureblood society looks down on them for being traitors. cue them fighting the entire wizaridng war to be given respect and seen as a genuine member of the sacred 28 and using intimidation and violence to do so… a if i cannot be better than them i will be so much worse moment . their dad is normal and loves them very much they just choose to be evil like that. their mom was a sweet angel also and everyday i cry over her even tho i invented her to be dead . whatever

alecto has a weird misandrist complex in which she hates men but is also performing for them all the time , a man hating lesbian who also can’t escape using the patriarchy to validate her skills and ambition. she loves spiders bc they are matriarchal . she bases her worth off of how well she appeals to others and has so her whole life to the point she barely has a sense of self . she wants to kiss lily evans on the mouth and she worships her like an absolute angel it’s serious and vicious . the few scraps of herself she has left are all about knowledge. she is obsessed w language and translation and tries to learn literally any language she can ever . despite this she still can’t give herself a voice . she wants barty crouch jr dead for the crime of being a man and a degenerate which like fair of her . evan n reg r chill tho bc game respects game . i think if she got the chance to explore Life she’d actually choose to become a teacher like voldemort Made her become , but she would be actually pretty good tbh. her and barty regularly brawl in the teachers lounge. alecto kicks his ass. in the modern college au in my head they are regrettably roommates and each conversation they have sets gay lesbian solidarity back 15 years . alecto is studying classics and women’s studies as a minor …. ik feminism is a big part of her character but chat do not reduce her to this u don’t get it … she has a deep connection to lady macbeth and the movie the handmaids tale . here is her vibe :

and amycus is his mothers son who does whatever alecto wants him to bc he just wants to be by her side. they are so aggressively co dependent . he is obsessed w magical plants and herbology and his favorite thing in the world is a magical venus flytrap he keeps in his dorm that evan keeps putting random drops of blood into the mouth of . his dream career would probably be using magical plants to make new medicines n poisons n such . hogwarts resident weed dealer . therefore he n barty r actually chill . he just misses his mom like so much 😭 he is consistently in morning over the life he could have had . he’s pretty good friends w everyone he’s not like a loner but he is lonely deep in his chest…… of course bc alecto is his sister #feministwomenloveamycuscarrow . every carrow is linked to an insect in my head and amycus is a praying mantis . …. he has the same capability for cruelty like he also is on the field w alecto during the war but like he’d rather be gardening :/. modern college au he’s probably studying biology and is the rlly menacing president of the gardening club. and u think this means he is secretly sweet but he’s literally evil. him n reg have a crazy friendship going in in which they do the craziest romantic shit but it is completely platonic. i’m talking like candle lit dinners . in my head he has a weird situationship w rabastan (who is another story….) but also i have a *whispers* oc….. who in the fic i have planned for them in my head (which i will never write) he ends up w and his name is maxx <3 but i will never talk abt ocs on here . i have some shame. amycus would follow alecto to hell if she asked (he just wishes she would stop going the- *car runs me over*)

here’s amycus vibes

i have so much more i could say abt them . there is so much in my head they have such a deep and complex story … i will take any excuse to yap abt them . anyways they are both gay and one day i will write the alectolily sugar mommy au in which lily is the sugar mommy bc she’s a super famous author n alecto works at an antique book store doing translation n repair <3333 and it’s completely accidental lily keeps paying to borrow these super old books and eventually she just pays for alecto to come over and help her research and then one thing leads to another . and alecto is guffawed when she realizes. amycus. thinks it his hilarious. i think her and lily would have an academic rivals to loves thing going on in canon and in like Any school setting but also just in general. they could be 5 years into their relationship and still competing to be the smartest . i think there is rosekiller alectolily double date hilarity potential. also have a lot of thoughts abt them paralleling to the rosier twins but what do i know … i will leave that to the masters ….

anyways that was my yapping . hope someone felt enthralled .

[okkultistdolly77]

About me/Обо мне !!

你好！I'm Отымай!

I have a kitty named Kikimora Subhanallūh Al Bint Lily and she is my DAUGHTER.

I’m French, Czech, & Basque

I have many names:}

Lily - one of my legal names, feel free to use

Àmolie - one of my legal names, a little formal but it’s okay

Àmé (au-mae) - one of my favorite nicknames:)

Kalypso - a pseudonym I use for my sona

Kaly - my sona's nickname

Отымай (o-ta-may) - another pseudonym for my sona as well as a name I go by

Moth - old name I used to go by would probably be caught off guard

Cursey - I'm genderfluid and when I'm feeling more guyish I like this name

I’m a starseed(/alienkin?) & I resonate a lot with otherworldly/strange creatures, I also resonate with earth creatures like reptiles, amphibians, and insects. I have a sona, who I identify with, I used to be very specifically hyperfixated on frogs and luna moths so my sona has a lot of amphibious and moth characteristics:}

Likes and Interests♥︎

I love music, art, fashion, flags, ethnic instruments, central asia, siberia, geography, the occult, different cultures, dead and alive animals, shamanism, throat singing, jaw harp, aliens, utau+vocaloid, minecraft, fran bow, belly dancing, spirituality, para para, kandi, making jewelry+hair accessories, taxidermy, old dolls, & creepy/unnerving things))

I love learning other languages! I know a little French, Russian, & Chinese. I strive to learn other languages like Kazakh, Khakas, & Czech too

I also love flags, I have at least 300 flags memorized, this includes every recognized country, some disputed countries, and lands/republics in russia, china, & mongolia.

I am a huge music lover, I love music from all over the world, especially siberian (khakas, chulym, tuvan, & sakha specifically), kazakh, kyrgyz, mongolian, tibetan, chinese, ukrainian, & romani.

I also practice the khomus (jaw harp) and used to practice piano (kinda fell out) I also really want a dombyra

My favorite bands and artists are OTYKEN, Айго, КАНЫКЕЙ, Группа Отамай, IC3PEAK, Alan Dawa Dolma, Yungjiema, Yangchen Lhamo, Urna Chahartugchi, Haya & Daiqing Tana, Го_А, Alice in Links, Kælan Mikla, t.A.T.u. Strawberry Switchblade, Draconian, Kittie, Mazzy Star, Grausamkeit, Katiejane Garside, Ozoi The Maid, and many others)

I LOVE fashion! I just went from failed gyaru summer, now entering goth fall/winter B) which I’m doing decently on so far, I adore many other fashions as well, including himekaji, cult party kei, dolly kei, & tsuyome gyaru! Though I do a lot of time wear outfits that dont rlly conform to a style cos I’m just me

I LOVE THE COLOR BLUE Я ЛЮБЛЮ СИНИЙ

About My Blog♥︎

This is just a personal blog for funzies

I'll post my outfits, about my day, music, food, art.

And as context for the CWs, I have arfid (avoidant restrictive food intake disorder)

and I may post meals & such to get me more excited about eating.

And as for the blood CW, I plan on posting my art and most of my art has blood.♥︎

Anywayz, here r some links to my fave songs:

[dogcodedcatboy]

HIIII CRICKET we need bug, tarot, and headphones for aaroman like. Now. ‼️‼️

♡ @eternally-smitten

HI NATTTTT !!!! thank u for sending an ask owo hope ur doing well 💚 this answer is gonna be long as fuck cause u picked such good questions...

(also putting the bug prompt under a readmore so ppl who do not want to see insects can skip!)

tarot - what tarot cards would best represent your s/i and f/o?

aaron looking ass question...he loves tarot cards...im on my break at work so i cant do the deepdive i wish i could so these might just be out of the major arcana ... however i would love to look at all the cards and like rlly pick ones.

roman is the devil (ha). it's commonly interpreted as being related to feeling stuck (caged perhaps?) where you are. stuck in bad patterns, dependencies, etc. not being in control of your own destiny. also a few sources i looked at talked abt it being associated w materialism and also playfulness sooo

aaron is the chariot. card associated with confidence, assertiveness and control. maybe even aggression. keeping your impulses under wraps to get shit done, the balance between heart and mind.

i will end up elaborating on these later bc i know aaron is Truly something in the swords suit. but. this is good for now.

headphones - what genre of music does your f/o like to listen to?

MAN. SO MUCH TO SAY ON THIS...keepin it brief. my roman playlist is built around his music taste so thats a good place to start but. 90s/2000s alt rock/art rock. pixies, blur, placebo, radiohead, talking heads, arcade fire...whatever LCD soundsystem is.

i think he likes electronic music too (in the scripts he is listening to EDM before his fathers funeral so? weirdo) and no one is immune to some good 2000s pop.

thinking abt aaron influencing romans music taste... he likes how sad csh sounds and will listen to them. aaron puts him on to Say Anything and he really really likes them bc theyre weird and edgy.

also the bloodhound gang 😔

bug - if your s/i and f/o were insects/bugs, what kind would they be?

OH BOY im so entomologypilled so this is a hard one cause i wanna pick things that fit...

aaron is (surprise) an african deaths head hawk moth (Acherontia atropos). not just because he has a tattoo of one / they look cool. they just happen to be ASSHOLES as far as moths go. when theyre scared/pissed off the squeak really loud??? they also have been observed to raid honeybee hives (rude). the adult moths look scary w the skull and the bright colors but they are harmless to humans.

roman roman roman...this is a hard choice bc hes such a sad little mammal but... my first instinct was jumping spider bc its small and cute and has big wet eyes (also they are a little faggy). but specifically i think he would be smthn in the genus Myrmarachne because they are mimics (batsean mimicry is so roman, when a harmless species makes itself look like something more dangerous to avoid predation) !!! blending in w the evil bitey ants for protection but. not so aggressive after all.

alternative answer from a friend. i like this as well bc then they r both moth boyfriends

[dhmisfour]

I’ve been thinking about marble hornets a lot recently

Any HC?

OHHH I HAVE SO MUCH POSTED ON MY MH DEDICATED TWITTER ACC here r some for the main 4

alex

- scenekid idc its real 2 me he probs likes emo rock too. and mitski. rip alex kralie u wouldve loved mitski

- would get into twitter beef

- if he were an animal hed be a ginger cat

- theater kid (refuses to admit it)

- he is both bi and homophobic i refuse to explain

- also trans. transmasc? transfem? nb? who knows! it all makes sense

- i think hes autistic. i think all of them are.

jay

- this man is DEFINITELY ND u cannot say otherwise

- if he were an animal hed be a rabbit but like those rlly aggressive ones

- rip jay merrick he wouldve loved tv girl

- i think he would be a picky eater

- fuck it jay definitely plays the recorder or some shit

- probably has roleplayed before.. no i will also not explain

- i think hed like insects. moth enjoyer

- little shit filled with spite

brian

- adhd haver idc

- band kid. rip brian thomas u wouldve loved tally hall

- he is a STONER i am RIGHT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

- gets injured a lot an constantly has bandages

- deffo has piercings idgaf

- posessive. me thinks. :3

- i think hes a beach kinda guy. likes the ocean and water and shit

- THEATER KID

tim

- his mind is probably either a fucking MESS or theres nothing in there. blank slate

- gardening kinda guy

- he wouldve liked jack stauber

- knows how to play a bunch of instruments!! hed like musicals but hes not extremely into it

- he would do watercolour. not neccessarily good he just does it

- i think country is his guilty pleasure

- eats fucking whatever. anything jay doesnt want he gives to tim and he doesnt question it

[why-are-all-the-users-taken]

Hugh headcanons

like I said in the Fiona head canons, Hugh sends bees to keep her company he wears sunglasses all the time

him and Fiona wanna run a plant shop someday (I rlly wanna write a one shot abt this but I have no motivation for writing rn)

has like 10 shirts with "bee" memes on them ("I wanna 'bee' urs" "bee mine" etc.)

he had a fear of heights but Fiona helped him overcome it by having them spend time in the trees

he cries when any of his bees die :(

every kind of insects love him (butterfly, fireflies, dragonflies, etc) • once he had like 10 butterflies all over him and he didn't even notice until he sat down at diner and everyone was starting at him lol

he's besties with Millard and Horace

they play soccer (or football depending on where u live) together

he's slightly color blind and the only color he can perfectly is yellow

his bees love olive bc they both can fly (or float in olives case)

hugh won't admit it but he loves olive like a sister

also a remember that Hugh has a kill count of 6 :)

he has so much yellow clothes

his personality is literally one of a bee. Like he's calm and happy 99% of the time but if u annoy him or mess with his friends he'll get mad

Hugh: never shuts up. fiona: listens

but he didn't talk until he was with miss peregrine bc everytime he opened his mouth to talk a bee would come out (took this head canons from someone else and added onto it)

him and Enoch are actually rlly good friends when enoch isn't being a prick and when they're not arguing

they probably dated at some point ngl (enoch has literally dated everyone *except olive, Claire and miss p ofc* more on that later)

modern au were hugh is a bee keeper and Fiona owns a Flowershop (djsndns they're so cute)

hugh steals millards hats all the time lol

Why are head canons so easy to write and then I try and write a one shot and it's like "wot r werds" lol

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group D Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of Todoroki Kakeru, a boy with short brown hair with several lighting strike-looking cowlicks. red and white headphones sit over his ears, but they aren't plugged into anything. a small bandaid is on his left cheek. his shirt is red and white, with a golden design in the middle of a crossed arrow and wrench, and he wears black and white gloves. the second image is of a person infected with the Chryacid form of the Exsurgent Virus. it's causing spiked, insect-limb-like growths to emerge from the body. upon the person's back is a large furry sack, like the back end of an insect, with another limb or stinger emerging from it. end ID]

Todoroki Kakeru

he is an idiot protagonist to a rlly fucking weird game/anime series/franchise by square enix that's kinda like transformers but also not; just imagine a world where 11 year olds drive AI cars because that's the basis of this universe and it only gets weirder from there lmao; ANYWAY kakeru rides/pilots (?) an AI car named Raibird that also happens to be a gyrozetter which is basically just a transformer jgies;ajo but kakeru is a self-prolcaimed hero and rlly big fan of wrestling??? (they use wrestling moves while piloting their transforming car mechs) also he has this silly habit of saying stuff like "that was despairingly cool" and is always told that he's using the word (despair) incorrectly as a repeating bit and it's a fun lil quirk of his >w< he's just a silly, idiot bone-headed, overexcited protag and i care him also all the baddies of the week always say his name w a rolling r which is very fun as a repeating bit he just the silly!!!!

The Exsurgent Virus

YES its a character... its complicated. Its an alien computer virus slash hive mind that infects biological matter in the same way it infects computers and manipulates both to achieve the goals of an unknowable alien species. It wiped out life on earth and drove humanity into terrified exile. Sort of. Ok well it subsumed and altered life on earth and reshaped it in its image as hybrid biological-robotic things. Where does the robot end and the biology begin? It doesn't!! Anyway i submitted this delightful existential horror to like four horror brackets. redeem it. It has the memories of every human who lived. They'd appreciate it. [mod note: the Exsurgent Virus has forms besides this one, if you want to see/learn more, poke around here]

[dave-the-tech-guy]

,.., .. ,,hm .v1

[Nine crouches down next to Dave. Her curious gaze travels from techs patchy bloodstained clothes, to his missing limbs, up to techs lack of a face. They don’t blink, and her expression never changes; she simply huffs softly and shuffles on their feet. They clutch a few yellow flowers in their fist.]

..,, i dunno if u can like .,, hear me. down there. or up there? wherever u r . but i figured id ,, come visit, see you, ““pay respects”” and all that- i think . .v1

[She glances up to the clouds, then back down to the corpse with a wince. The sun is setting, but the light still doesn’t agree with her sensitive eyes. They shift side to side on her hooves once again. A beetle crawls peacefully up her leg.]

i dont rlly,, remember if we met at all. i dont think we did.., but ik aadam rlly cares abt u,,, & so does mark . .,. .v1

.,, um . & sso did a lot of other ppl. i dunno how much u cared abt them back .. or abt any1 else here in the county …,, but um . a lot of ppl miss u . ,, idk. i thought u might want 2 know .v1

[It’s not as if he’ll respond to her. She sets the flowers down next to the unmoving body, brushing them lightly to arrange them nicer. They register the beetle taking its sweet time crawling across her face, right as she sees another bug scuttle onto Dave’s chest and disappear out of sight. They briefly wonder whether the insects inspecting wires corpse would bother wire or not.]

but uh. iif u did care about them … ill try 2 take care of them 4 u ig , if itd make u happy 2 see them ok . idk .v1

[Nine takes a minute to ponder life, and death, and what it is to be human. The sensation of the beetle on her cheek irritates her suddenly. They swat the bug off her cheek and move back to sit, pulling her knees to her chest with a sigh.]

.,i hope u dont mind me sitting with u mr lee .v1

.......

[nunbot9k]

Curls up next to you like a rlly polly or wtv those insects r called.

[lotsofdreamb0ats]

That thang is taking yoh to the cheesecake factory. I’ve r never actually been to the cheesecake factory but I’m assuming they have cheesecake. Do not give mice and rats cheese though. Give them seeds. They rlly like seeds. Or some forms of insect pupa/larvae depending on the species

I've never been to cheesecake factory either this is really exciting for all of us. Thank you to that thang for changing my life forever

[pumpkinsy0]

i hc all the shepards to have undiagnosed autism but i never talked about their (rlly never only talked about tim and angela) special interest so here it goes

tim- i can see him having a special interest in like chemistry or biology, or history to be honest w u, the reason why ppl dont see him as being autistic is 1) hes black and black ppl tend to go undiagnosed for that sorta thing lol and 2) hes doesnt fit the “stereotypical guy w autism”, it that makes sense, he doesnt rlly rant about his interest, he doesnt have his whole room decorated w his interest or anything like that, he doesnt fit that mold so ppl just think hes not autistic

curly- horror and insects, ppl dont recognize him as autistic bc once again, black ppl just tend to get misdiagnosed bc of racism and a whole bunch of stuff like that, but i will say this, if u r neurodivergent and spent time w him, youd definitely notice that he is absolutely not neurotypical, he isnt even rlly masking or anything like that, ppl just dont recognize him as being autistic bc he is black

angela- i dont have a SPECIFIC idea of what her special interest is, but i always imagined that it was something that was “stereotypically girly” bc w her she has that added obstacle of being an autistic black girl, so 1) once again black ppl not rlly recognized for being autistic bc of racism but also 2) any thing she does that she does bc shes autistic is often written off as her being a “teenage girl”, like if shes overstimulated ppl just go “oh shes just being moody, u know how teenage girls are” and when it comes to her special interest ppl are like “shes a teen girl of course shes interested in xyz” yknow???

[thatone-highlighter]

I’m back with more stuff to talk about, I’m gonna tell you about my favorite types of ants okay? These r in no particular order!

Fire Ants !! [this is technically multiple species but shhhh] a classic, I don’t have much to say about these guys tbh, they have just always been a favorite since I fell in love with ants.

Raspberry Crazy Ants !! Now I love all types of crazy ants but I’m specifically a fan of these fellas [also I think Instinct would really like em tbh]  these guys produce an antidote aganist fire ants venom that they use on themselves when in battle, !! these guys r also known as Tawny Crazy Ants I just call em Raspberry Crazy Ants mostly because that’s what I first heard them called.

Crematogaster Striatula !! These guys don’t have a nickname as far as I know at least so this is just their scientific name heh. Now these guys are pretty intresting because of how they use and realease their venom! Now of course a lot of ants have venoms, but these guys have an airborne venom that gives termites seizures and paralyzes them! I mostly find these guys interesting due to that !  They invade termite nests and use their venom until the termite is paralyzed, then they are able to easily grab the termite without ever having to physically attack it!

Daceton armigerum !! They are a type of trap jaw ant which means they have an extremely strong bite with their mandibles, these guys ambush and group-hunt larger insects, have venom, and can tear apart large prey. They live in trees and usually ambush prey from above! Their colony’s can also get huge and I believe they are multi queen? (Don’t quote me on that tho)

I’m tired so I didn’t really go into much detail and I probably forgot one or two, but ants yippe!!

Oooo!! I dont have much to day about them but this sounds really cool!!

I dont really know much about ants but i also really like the idea of Instinct knowing things about ants so. Kinda hit a wall there. I think it would like the 3rd one the one with the airborne venom, i think its rlly cool too

[macabrevampire]

my 2021 summary of art ;o;!!!

[maverickflare]

do you have a favorite bug?

HUMMINGBIRD CLEARWING !!!!

also i just rlly love moths in general ? moths and wheel bugs ! altho i like pretty much all insects.