#they r not insects rlly but
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ghospoke · 8 months ago
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do you think they know that I love them
looking at leaf sheep rn
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disabledwarrior · 3 months ago
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pickles got a shot today and tried to bite the vets assistant lmao
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littl3-bunny · 6 months ago
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"I promise to be a good bunny <3"
"but I can be a lil bratty too"
18F, 5'3 and just a set of holes <3
inbox: empty <3
DMs are open but it's unlikely I'll reply :( but if its sth im rlly interested in and would love to talk, ill probably reply faster :3
I don't send pictures of my body but I'm okay with receiving <3
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what I like:
animals (bunnies the most), flowers, drawing, reading, my stuffies, photography
what I hate:
insects n bugs, having boundaries crossed, being in the dark
REMEMBER!
Minors or ageless profiles will be blocked.
I do not and will not send any type of picture.
I am not interested in texting or calling in any other social platforms such as discord, snapchat, telegram etc aside from Tumblr.
I am not interested in being owned. I can call you master, owner, etc etc... But you will not control me nor what I post.
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kinks ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡
forced overstim, pet names, praise, degradation, manhandling, bondage, size difference, age play, mild pain, spankies, cnc (free use), mild abuse, dumbification, collaring, HEAVY mask kink, mild pain, stalking, marking, stalking, intoxication, abduction, r-pe threats, incest/stepcest (fantasy only) , biting (giving), gentle biting (receiving)
limits (-"-;)
vomit, knife, blood, scat, intense physical abuse, nipple clamps (they hurt too much), cheating
unsure (-ω-;)
mild pain, mild blood, piss play, making me cry
Things you can call me (not all but my favorites)
little girl, kiddo, dummy, slut, bunny, little sister
anything with little honestly <3
you can find all my anon and fantasies at #littlebunanons n #littlebunfantasy and random stuff at #littlebunstuff which will mostly be non-kinky
Don't hesitate to send kinky anons and public confessions, I'd love them <3
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pumpkinsy0 · 22 days ago
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I NEED MORE WELDING CURLY CONTENT
ok welder curly exist in the context that him and pony live together and r adults, let that b known!!!
•curly has sooooo many burn marks, pony always scolds him for not being more careful. he comes home and says “if we wanna keep having matching scars u gotta come down to the shop w me”
•since roofers and welders r part of construction, curly thought he had a one way ticket to getting closer w darry and in a way????he is???? darry doesnt mind construction talk but hes not passionate about it, meanwhile curly is passionate about welding so he goes on and on about it, darry is warming up to curly so he lets him
•ponys heard about all the things welding can do to ur body, and he FORCES curly to buy more gear, if not for his safety at least for ponys sake. curly gets teased about it at his work and curly says “its for the missus”
•YKNOW WHAT RLLY FASCINATES CURLY ABOUT THE JOB?? the colors on the metal when hes done w his work, he doesnt talk about it cause he thinks that sounds way too corny so when ppl ask, he just says hes in it for the fire aspect of the job, which isnt wrong, he totally is
•he makes the dumbest fucking faces under his mask, thats when u know hes in the zone, it kinda looks like the fuck boy face, pony knows about it and thinks its the funniest thing ever, bc he does it when sometbing is even remotely CLOSE to welding, like putting ketchup on his food, like dude what r u DOING
•curly is making BANK, like for a good long while hes making more than pony and he makes it KNOWN!!! curlys paycheck is used for necessities like rent, food, yada yada yada so when pony acts up curly will loudly say “what r u doin using MY _____”
•pony joked and called welding “metal sewing” and curly didnt talk to him the rest of the night
•curlys set fire to his clothes MULTIPLE times without even knowing it, he just thought he was warming up cause it was hot in his uniform but nope, his clothes were on fire and for that reason he wears the ugliest clothes he has to work
•as attractive as pony thinks curly looks in his uniform he cant exactly tell him apart from everyone else, pony had to go over curlys place to give him his lunch he left over and ended up being late to his next destination cause he couldnt find the mf. after that day pony took curlys mask and gave it a lil design tweak so he KNEW he was talking to curly
•”my hands look like this is so his can look like THAT” “will u shut the fuck up already”
•hes REALLY good at his job btw, i mean that, hes one of the bosses favs bc of his work and attitude
•curlys accidentally blinded a couple insects bc they were right near him when he was welding and he aint shoo them away, he does them a favor and just kills em, they will notttt survive in the wild😭
•curly loves making decorations for the house, he does it to save money AND impress pony (and others too ig🙄🙄), so far hes made a flower, wall hooks, a dragon wall sculpture, just a simple pice of metal w his and ponys name melted into it (that was his first tume testing out welding) and a wine rack (for a friend’s wife)
•as much as he likes it, i dont think its something he could do for the rest of his life, he would like to live a decently healthy life believe it or not
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jewishregulus · 10 months ago
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hold on because your thing with alecto carrow & the carrow twins……… you really did something there
listen okay i could go so crazy about them . i have so much lore trapped away in my brain . but i am going to summarize so fast and quick bc they drive me crazy….
general info abt both of them : they r born in japan bc the carrow family moves there post grindlewald and their mom dies and when she dies they move back to the england but they r poor af after everything so pureblood society looks down on them for being traitors. cue them fighting the entire wizaridng war to be given respect and seen as a genuine member of the sacred 28 and using intimidation and violence to do so… a if i cannot be better than them i will be so much worse moment . their dad is normal and loves them very much they just choose to be evil like that. their mom was a sweet angel also and everyday i cry over her even tho i invented her to be dead . whatever
alecto has a weird misandrist complex in which she hates men but is also performing for them all the time , a man hating lesbian who also can’t escape using the patriarchy to validate her skills and ambition. she loves spiders bc they are matriarchal . she bases her worth off of how well she appeals to others and has so her whole life to the point she barely has a sense of self . she wants to kiss lily evans on the mouth and she worships her like an absolute angel it’s serious and vicious . the few scraps of herself she has left are all about knowledge. she is obsessed w language and translation and tries to learn literally any language she can ever . despite this she still can’t give herself a voice . she wants barty crouch jr dead for the crime of being a man and a degenerate which like fair of her . evan n reg r chill tho bc game respects game . i think if she got the chance to explore Life she’d actually choose to become a teacher like voldemort Made her become , but she would be actually pretty good tbh. her and barty regularly brawl in the teachers lounge. alecto kicks his ass. in the modern college au in my head they are regrettably roommates and each conversation they have sets gay lesbian solidarity back 15 years . alecto is studying classics and women’s studies as a minor …. ik feminism is a big part of her character but chat do not reduce her to this u don’t get it … she has a deep connection to lady macbeth and the movie the handmaids tale . here is her vibe :
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and amycus is his mothers son who does whatever alecto wants him to bc he just wants to be by her side. they are so aggressively co dependent . he is obsessed w magical plants and herbology and his favorite thing in the world is a magical venus flytrap he keeps in his dorm that evan keeps putting random drops of blood into the mouth of . his dream career would probably be using magical plants to make new medicines n poisons n such . hogwarts resident weed dealer . therefore he n barty r actually chill . he just misses his mom like so much 😭 he is consistently in morning over the life he could have had . he’s pretty good friends w everyone he’s not like a loner but he is lonely deep in his chest…… of course bc alecto is his sister #feministwomenloveamycuscarrow . every carrow is linked to an insect in my head and amycus is a praying mantis . …. he has the same capability for cruelty like he also is on the field w alecto during the war but like he’d rather be gardening :/. modern college au he’s probably studying biology and is the rlly menacing president of the gardening club. and u think this means he is secretly sweet but he’s literally evil. him n reg have a crazy friendship going in in which they do the craziest romantic shit but it is completely platonic. i’m talking like candle lit dinners . in my head he has a weird situationship w rabastan (who is another story….) but also i have a *whispers* oc….. who in the fic i have planned for them in my head (which i will never write) he ends up w and his name is maxx <3 but i will never talk abt ocs on here . i have some shame. amycus would follow alecto to hell if she asked (he just wishes she would stop going the- *car runs me over*)
here’s amycus vibes
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i have so much more i could say abt them . there is so much in my head they have such a deep and complex story … i will take any excuse to yap abt them . anyways they are both gay and one day i will write the alectolily sugar mommy au in which lily is the sugar mommy bc she’s a super famous author n alecto works at an antique book store doing translation n repair <3333 and it’s completely accidental lily keeps paying to borrow these super old books and eventually she just pays for alecto to come over and help her research and then one thing leads to another . and alecto is guffawed when she realizes. amycus. thinks it his hilarious. i think her and lily would have an academic rivals to loves thing going on in canon and in like Any school setting but also just in general. they could be 5 years into their relationship and still competing to be the smartest . i think there is rosekiller alectolily double date hilarity potential. also have a lot of thoughts abt them paralleling to the rosier twins but what do i know … i will leave that to the masters ….
anyways that was my yapping . hope someone felt enthralled .
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dhmisfour · 1 year ago
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I’ve been thinking about marble hornets a lot recently
Any HC?
OHHH I HAVE SO MUCH POSTED ON MY MH DEDICATED TWITTER ACC here r some for the main 4
alex
- scenekid idc its real 2 me he probs likes emo rock too. and mitski. rip alex kralie u wouldve loved mitski
- would get into twitter beef
- if he were an animal hed be a ginger cat
- theater kid (refuses to admit it)
- he is both bi and homophobic i refuse to explain
- also trans. transmasc? transfem? nb? who knows! it all makes sense
- i think hes autistic. i think all of them are.
jay
- this man is DEFINITELY ND u cannot say otherwise
- if he were an animal hed be a rabbit but like those rlly aggressive ones
- rip jay merrick he wouldve loved tv girl
- i think he would be a picky eater
- fuck it jay definitely plays the recorder or some shit
- probably has roleplayed before.. no i will also not explain
- i think hed like insects. moth enjoyer
- little shit filled with spite
brian
- adhd haver idc
- band kid. rip brian thomas u wouldve loved tally hall
- he is a STONER i am RIGHT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT
- gets injured a lot an constantly has bandages
- deffo has piercings idgaf
- posessive. me thinks. :3
- i think hes a beach kinda guy. likes the ocean and water and shit
- THEATER KID
tim
- his mind is probably either a fucking MESS or theres nothing in there. blank slate
- gardening kinda guy
- he wouldve liked jack stauber
- knows how to play a bunch of instruments!! hed like musicals but hes not extremely into it
- he would do watercolour. not neccessarily good he just does it
- i think country is his guilty pleasure
- eats fucking whatever. anything jay doesnt want he gives to tim and he doesnt question it
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Hugh headcanons
like I said in the Fiona head canons, Hugh sends bees to keep her company he wears sunglasses all the time
him and Fiona wanna run a plant shop someday (I rlly wanna write a one shot abt this but I have no motivation for writing rn)
has like 10 shirts with "bee" memes on them ("I wanna 'bee' urs" "bee mine" etc.)
he had a fear of heights but Fiona helped him overcome it by having them spend time in the trees
he cries when any of his bees die :(
every kind of insects love him (butterfly, fireflies, dragonflies, etc) • once he had like 10 butterflies all over him and he didn't even notice until he sat down at diner and everyone was starting at him lol
he's besties with Millard and Horace
they play soccer (or football depending on where u live) together
he's slightly color blind and the only color he can perfectly is yellow
his bees love olive bc they both can fly (or float in olives case)
hugh won't admit it but he loves olive like a sister
also a remember that Hugh has a kill count of 6 :)
he has so much yellow clothes
his personality is literally one of a bee. Like he's calm and happy 99% of the time but if u annoy him or mess with his friends he'll get mad
Hugh: never shuts up. fiona: listens
but he didn't talk until he was with miss peregrine bc everytime he opened his mouth to talk a bee would come out (took this head canons from someone else and added onto it)
him and Enoch are actually rlly good friends when enoch isn't being a prick and when they're not arguing
they probably dated at some point ngl (enoch has literally dated everyone *except olive, Claire and miss p ofc* more on that later)
modern au were hugh is a bee keeper and Fiona owns a Flowershop (djsndns they're so cute)
hugh steals millards hats all the time lol
Why are head canons so easy to write and then I try and write a one shot and it's like "wot r werds" lol
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obscurecharactershowdown · 2 years ago
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Group D Round 2
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[image ID: the first image is of Todoroki Kakeru, a boy with short brown hair with several lighting strike-looking cowlicks. red and white headphones sit over his ears, but they aren't plugged into anything. a small bandaid is on his left cheek. his shirt is red and white, with a golden design in the middle of a crossed arrow and wrench, and he wears black and white gloves. the second image is of a person infected with the Chryacid form of the Exsurgent Virus. it's causing spiked, insect-limb-like growths to emerge from the body. upon the person's back is a large furry sack, like the back end of an insect, with another limb or stinger emerging from it. end ID]
Todoroki Kakeru
he is an idiot protagonist to a rlly fucking weird game/anime series/franchise by square enix that's kinda like transformers but also not; just imagine a world where 11 year olds drive AI cars because that's the basis of this universe and it only gets weirder from there lmao; ANYWAY kakeru rides/pilots (?) an AI car named Raibird that also happens to be a gyrozetter which is basically just a transformer jgies;ajo but kakeru is a self-prolcaimed hero and rlly big fan of wrestling??? (they use wrestling moves while piloting their transforming car mechs) also he has this silly habit of saying stuff like "that was despairingly cool" and is always told that he's using the word (despair) incorrectly as a repeating bit and it's a fun lil quirk of his >w< he's just a silly, idiot bone-headed, overexcited protag and i care him also all the baddies of the week always say his name w a rolling r which is very fun as a repeating bit he just the silly!!!!
The Exsurgent Virus
YES its a character... its complicated. Its an alien computer virus slash hive mind that infects biological matter in the same way it infects computers and manipulates both to achieve the goals of an unknowable alien species. It wiped out life on earth and drove humanity into terrified exile. Sort of. Ok well it subsumed and altered life on earth and reshaped it in its image as hybrid biological-robotic things. Where does the robot end and the biology begin? It doesn't!! Anyway i submitted this delightful existential horror to like four horror brackets. redeem it. It has the memories of every human who lived. They'd appreciate it. [mod note: the Exsurgent Virus has forms besides this one, if you want to see/learn more, poke around here]
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dave-the-tech-guy · 2 years ago
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,.., .. ,,hm .v1
[Nine crouches down next to Dave. Her curious gaze travels from techs patchy bloodstained clothes, to his missing limbs, up to techs lack of a face. They don’t blink, and her expression never changes; she simply huffs softly and shuffles on their feet. They clutch a few yellow flowers in their fist.]
..,, i dunno if u can like .,, hear me. down there. or up there? wherever u r . but i figured id ,, come visit, see you, ““pay respects”” and all that- i think . .v1
[She glances up to the clouds, then back down to the corpse with a wince. The sun is setting, but the light still doesn’t agree with her sensitive eyes. They shift side to side on her hooves once again. A beetle crawls peacefully up her leg.]
i dont rlly,, remember if we met at all. i dont think we did.., but ik aadam rlly cares abt u,,, & so does mark . .,. .v1
.,, um . & sso did a lot of other ppl. i dunno how much u cared abt them back .. or abt any1 else here in the county …,, but um . a lot of ppl miss u . ,, idk. i thought u might want 2 know .v1
[It’s not as if he’ll respond to her. She sets the flowers down next to the unmoving body, brushing them lightly to arrange them nicer. They register the beetle taking its sweet time crawling across her face, right as she sees another bug scuttle onto Dave’s chest and disappear out of sight. They briefly wonder whether the insects inspecting wires corpse would bother wire or not.]
but uh. iif u did care about them … ill try 2 take care of them 4 u ig , if itd make u happy 2 see them ok . idk .v1
[Nine takes a minute to ponder life, and death, and what it is to be human. The sensation of the beetle on her cheek irritates her suddenly. They swat the bug off her cheek and move back to sit, pulling her knees to her chest with a sigh.]
.,i hope u dont mind me sitting with u mr lee .v1
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nunbot9k · 8 months ago
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Curls up next to you like a rlly polly or wtv those insects r called.
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lotsofdreamb0ats · 1 year ago
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That thang is taking yoh to the cheesecake factory. I’ve r never actually been to the cheesecake factory but I’m assuming they have cheesecake. Do not give mice and rats cheese though. Give them seeds. They rlly like seeds. Or some forms of insect pupa/larvae depending on the species
I've never been to cheesecake factory either this is really exciting for all of us. Thank you to that thang for changing my life forever
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pumpkinsy0 · 2 months ago
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I'm in tech week for a musical and I JUST NOW forgot a set change (Stage manager was NOT happy 😭) so that's how I'm doing... ANYWAY, hcs for Curly joining the Curtis brothers on a vacation?? Mix of Curly being a little shit AND him and Pony having sweet moments? Maybe cuddling by a fire or smth? Thank youu!!
i hope everything i smooth sailing from there and everything goes ur way anon,,,gods speed🙏🏽🙏🏽
•the curtis’ were going camping as mostly a gift to pony for doing so well, yknow to get away from everything!!! take it as the closest hes gonna get to the country side for now. and theres a LOT of things curly would do, but go camping??? not rlly one of em, but a week???without pony??? booooooo borriinngg
•curly QUICKLY rethought this bc when he said he wanted to come along, pony said that they werent going to like, a decently well known camping ground, they were just gonna go into some “apparently safe” forest, camp down for a bit, then go. and curly was NOTTTT rocking w that, if u have CURLY thinking thats not safe, triple check ur plan dude😭😭
•pony was saying “nooooo cmon its fine, i already begged darry u have to go now” plus curly already asked tim and had his things packed so he was way too far along to just back down and NOT look like a wimp so he accepted his fate,,,wherever that comes,,, if thise white boys kill him in the forest everyone knows who did it,,,
•ANYWAYS, the forest was pretty far, so there was a small roadtrip moment for all four of em!! curly and ponys hungry asses ate more snacks than they were supposed to but thats probably for the best bc in between kinda sugar crashing and play wrestling and talking, they just passed out and gave darry and soda much needed peace (and photo material)
•by the time they got there, it was almost night so they had to hurry and make their tents. u already knowwww there was a passive aggressive fight between soda and curly over who was sharing what tent, but bc darry just wanted pony to relax, he just let him choose and pony chose curly cause look, he always cuddles up to soda, he can change it up these few nights, also darry was kinda hoping pony chose curly always he doesnt wanna sleep next to curly that would b so awkward
•the whole night darry couldnt sleep bc he heard pony and curly playing 21 questions except they barely rlly played it bc all curly was doing was making shitty oneliners and innuendos. darry heard curly gearing up to tell a brokeback mountain sex joke and took that as his queue to just fall asleep
•pony and curly has snuck out to go swim ONCE, and pony was scared shitless and that was PERFECT for curly. he could pretend to b the #protector while his babygirl clung to him, he was thinking “JACKPOT!!!”, DID they get caught later on the next day when darry said he heard them??? yes but sooooo worth it
•personally i like to hc curly as a guy who loves insects, so when he sees them he starts ranting about the type theyre looking at. darry and soda r half paying attention while ponys thinking “yea im making out w this guy later”
•and then curlys the kinda guy who loves the night time, and he can finally see more stars without the light pollution,,,ik hes lovin it and ponys thinking curly AND the sky is pretty. bonus points if theres a shooting star they see
•during the day curly and pony tend to get a liilllll lost while on their walks, and curly tried doing that thing where u leave breadcrumbs but some stupid squirrel just ate the trail so they had to yell for help
•i like to hc that when they used to live in haiti, curly used to visit his family in the country side sometimes so he knows some #lifehacks to help make things easier, SO YKNOW WHAT??? darry and soda can call curly many things, but useless???? aint one of em, darry and soda had some new found respect for him
•ESPECIALLY when it comes to dinner, bc if his experience curlys good at fishing and can make himself a fire ANNNDDD cook the fish w it, not that the curtis bros couldnt do that, but it woulda took wayyyyyy longer,,,,thats ponys man right there,,,woaw,,,,
•had the fire going long enough to cook s’mores which rlly was one of the only things pushing curly to go camping w em, right next to the reason of being w pony, him and pony filled UP on those things and cuddled hung out near the fire after wards, they both fell asleep there and had to b semi carried to their tents!!!
•darry and soda even had the decency to manhandle them into cuddling FOR them, to b fair the night was cold but still, how sweet of em
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ratkingcore · 5 years ago
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klayfruit · 4 years ago
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thinks abt making a mushroom oc
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bluedishsoap · 5 years ago
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some friends!!!!
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cowdragons · 6 years ago
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when i worked at mcdonalds my manager handed me some steel wool and a scrub brush and just told me to clean the awful maxhine without intruction and i remember having little scars that lasted mmooonnths on my hands from just getting cut by all the broken sharp metal bits tht were poking out EVERYWHERE inside tht thing
can’t help but wonder what happened to the rest of the metal that fell off 🤔
mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.
mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.
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