#bc they r Fuckn Cool!!

[kuromi-hoemie]

personal rant ignore me (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) this is my once-a-day sad girl rant

going off my last posts tags,, i wish it was easier to make good queer friends around here (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) I'm a town girlie I can't keep up w these city folk.

also the way NO ONE is emotionally available, as hungry for friendship, or willing to hang out/talk often at all. two for two these cishet girlies would be willing to hang multiple times a week or have me over whenever but my other irl queer friends feel so distant and leave me on read for days/weeks (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) if they respond at all

i want so badly to be surrounded by queer ppl who love me n want to talk to me every day and hang out with me like every (other) week. I'm at THE greater Seattle area polycule, being bisexual, polyamorous and hot wtf where r y'all u can't all suck this bad.

it's bc i don't have a clubber's temperament 😔 but also lol it's bc i'm not from here™ so It Feels like everyone's already locked into their existing lil friend groups and idk an observation I've made is everyone's always open for more friends but not rly for getting Closer and trying to be good friends. also hard (impossible) for that to happen naturally on its own when y'all! don't! ever!! talk!! or hang even less!!

like ok I'm glad I've made some cool friends i can actually be with n have over n stuff finally, but i don't want to be surrounded by cishets ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ i need moooore friends.

i want some queer cuties to get as excited about Knowing Me as i do them but it's never rly like that and I've gone almost nine months at this point, trying So Hard to make friends and b a friendlier more open more social person All The Time, and ppl Love to have me around when I'm actually there in person but then forget about me n leave me behind/out and it sucks

where tf r all the horror junkie gamer lesbians i am shining a beacon in the sky i need y'all right fuckn now!!

[klayfruit]

thinks abt making a mushroom oc

[kuromi-hoemie]

oh my god ur collection is so cool, idk why I never thought of custom controllers??

my hyperfixation is 100% videogame controllers and i have no idea why. but theyre so cool

[batz]

also that hc is mostly supposed to be funny bc coomer n bubby r both big babies in their own right

bubbt rejects coomer and coomer is SO SAD for like maybe an hour or so bc its mostly just a normal crush and then once things go back to normal bubby realizes he actually DOES have a crush on coomer and he is just like Hm Well. Fuck. bc he cant rlly tell him NOW bc that'd be Awkward. and so he just kinda deals with it.

that being said he does act like an idiot when he figures out he has a crush on coomer whenevr he has a crush on someone for the first week of figuring it out hes uhh Kinda Cringe bubby Cringe Compilation. like u kno the trope of laughing Way Too Loud at ur crushes jokes n flirting n trying to be cool by leaning on smthn but immediately falling n fuckn dying like thats bubby. hes a fuckign nerd

[omegawolverine]

Hi! for the music ask thingy,,, can you do 1-3, 11-13, 16, 19, 36, 41, aannnddd 50 please! :D - 🐝✨

poggg thank u <333

Favourite song?

at the moment uhhh drunk with my friends by ashnikko, telepatía by kali uchis and porno by idk

Favourite band?

the neighbourhood tbh. love all their songs n think their aesthetic is cool too, although I'm not really invested in the members. alternatively, stray kids :]

An artist you don't get the hype for?

a lot of mainstream artists tbh but especially drake. ugly ass creep AND he has bad music. what is there to like?

Most underrated band?

I dont know?? depends on the genre tbh. I'm gonna say gorillaz here not bc they're unpopular/super underrated its just that a lot of people only know like their most popular songs and dont really know about them as a band or a lot of the cool shit jamie and damon have done with/by using gorillaz. I could elaborate more if that doesnt make much sense btw lol just ask :]

Favourite song released this year?

gonna be real, I've basically only listened to one new album this year and that was ashnikkos demidevil but I don't wanna give the same answer as earlier soooo best friend by saweetie and doja cat is poggers

Favourite nonbinary artist?

ATLAS!! HOLY FUCK ATLAS YALL

idk how many people were around/would know about this but in like 2016 or something (I have terrible sense of time it couldve been earlier or later) atlas came out with a song called letter to my freshman self which was really big in the anime community for edits but they didnt get a lot of attention for it for some reason?? anyways atlas has really good music, kinda lofi hiphop type stuff. would recommend the songs e[u].logy, they/them, valentine, back then, alarm and broken record :]

honorable mention: jazmin bean bc they makes me feel comfy in both my style and gender identity, also the music is just so fuckn banger. would recommend monster truck, slave 4 u, princess castle, yandere and worldwide torture

Best music platform?

I'm assuming this means for streaming so the obvious answer is spotify. it's good for making playlists, has a fun way to see what ur friends are listening to, has most of the shit I like and is just overall way more convenient than what I used to do which was pirate thousands of songs I like

An artist you've recently discovered?

I've known about jack stauber and mitski for years now and listened to like a few of their songs but recently I've been trying to listen to them more and it's been cool! idk if this really counts as a "recent discovery" but there isnt many other new artists I've looked into as of late

A song that fits your aesthetic?

man I just Do Not Have one single aesthetic I gotta have like 20. that being said if I had to give myself a specific aesthetic it would be "homosexual alt adhder who never takes their meds" and I think shut me up and/or I'm your problem now by mindless self indulgence fit that perfectly :)

alternatively: the home of 47 by trolleycat (r slur warning for this song btw)

Song you're listening to right now?

touch fluffy tail by ken ashcorp !!

How frequently do you listen to music?

everyday for at least a few hours while awake, then I also sleep while listening to music 👍

[lucatorahaven]

vampire au post

4 skype convos haphazardly mixed in from very different times

[29/11/2014 4:27:51 AM] Probably Not Assorted Cheeses: Vampire au

Lucas the incompetent vampire who eats mostly animals

Duster was the one who bit him, only bc duster was literally starving n lucas came at a bad time

idk if duster should be born a vampire or not but Wes is one too and together they taught lucas how to survive.

however eventually they had to leave, they offered for lucas to join them but lucas can’t leave his family behind, the kid’s too sentimental :’(

so together they staged his death (which im too lazy to try n think of)

claus knew bout the vampire thing tho, lucas couldn’t live alone like that. He also ended up biting Boney in an accident so hey vampire dog.

claus grew up and eventually had his own family. Lucas could only really watch from afar but then the kids got his age and it was hard to see him and keep the gig up. He visited his parents funeral anonymously and afterwards him and claus stood there just

“sup” “how’re the kids” “twice your age and with kids of their own” “heh, i always thought you would be the one with kids yano?” 

it was very bittersweet, it felt like they’ve never been apart 

“it never stops feeling strange without you” "I know” 

lucas thinks of that conversation a lot

he started off the "younger uncle" then the "weird neighbourhood kid that visits grandpa claus" and inevitably the "weird kid from nowhere who goes to the cemetary every other month to put flowers on graves older than appears to be"

SO without attachments lucas traveled with boney, hoping that they find duster along the way.

eventually lucas comes back to tazmilly but it’s been a couple hundred years now and it’s completely different so he doesn’t recognize it

n lucas one day is caught outside with no shelter, it’s almost morning so he runs into osohe (which is way outta town so he assumed it was abandoned)

vampires can’t enter homes without being invited in because apparently homes are holy land but osohe is fuckn haunted so that doesn’t apply (adding on to the abandoned theory)

that’s how kumatora and him meet, she finds him exploring osohe all “wtf the fuck who are YOU...this me house”

So she gets an awkward lie explanation from lucas 

n she eventually catches on lucas is a vampire n is just DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I NEVER MET A VAMPIRE BEFORE FUCKN SWEET

lucas is just UM.;;; IS IT OK IF I STAY

"oh dude it's cool!! but u gotta tell me bout yourself bc i never met a vampire before ok?? i live iN THE PERFECT GOTHIC HOME BUT THERE’S NONE!! but here you are and i’m JACKED i gotta go to work tho so brb but afterwards u gotta tell me about yourself ok CYA"

lucas is still processing everything by the time she leaves, but he’s grateful and figures a conversation is the least he can do to repay her

in this au kumatora’s into cryptology bc her house is FULL of books and it’s a common subject (also the fact her castle is filled with ghosts and there are zombies just across the moat, it’s a p convenient hobby)

when she comes back she’s super excited because he’s still there 

lucas is kinda reserved but he still answers questions bc it’s POLITE

she asks bout p much everything?? “HEY do you need that” “y-yes” “is this true?” “not that i know of” “ok experiment time” “uH;;” “wait am i keeping you up?? it’s still daytime” “no it’s okay” 

after exhausting lucas of all his Vampire Facts kuma invites lucas to live at osohe castle, it’s big enough anyways

lucas is wary af bc he doesn't wanna accidentally get close to someone who 1. has a life span and 2. is technically food

but lucas ends up sticking around anyways, boney really likes it and he lowkey enjoys her company

so they keep chillin n lucas tells her how he hunts animals n how he only takes a bit of blood so they don't die and 

IDK I GO BY THE THEORY THAT VAMPIRES HAVE VENOM bc otherwise their entire food source becomes COMPETITION n they can bite but not?? TURN THEM INTO ANYTHIng so controlled blood flow for feeding purposes

also vampires only need to eat once or twice a month? they die around 6+ months without eating from starvation. It all depends on how quickly the blood cells in their body die basically.

ALSO when they bite you it doesn’t hurt bc their saliva numbs it so (sneaky bites) but it still feels weird as shit

bUT YA SO LUCAS N KUMATORA CHAt a whole bunch...you know that “accidentally get close” thing i mentioned? it happened

(it was kinda hard to avoid when the first companion you have that’s not your dog is informed on vampires and vampire goods, that was convenient)

so they keep hangin out and kumatora unlocks his Tragic Backstory

n sometimes kumatora helps him feed? like they go out together finding animals n storing blood

n lucas is fascinated with how technology has advanced bc he doesn't really?? go into towns anymore but he fuckn LOVES it

n they play video games n general COOL FUNTIMES

kumatora let’s lucas borrow her labtop to occupy himself and he looks for other vampires or hints of them

(this is under the assumption that osohe can get electricity in a modern au while still being ignored / abandoned)

n when kumatora goes to work he cleans up the castle n tries to show how much hE REALLY APPRECIATES HEr

n lIKE i also go by the logic that vampires do not do the stereotypical “turn into ashes at sunlight” it is a slow progression that takes up to 12 hours until absolutely turned to a crisp 

so basically if he covers himself and wears a shit ton of sunscreen he can chill in the middle of the day for like...a hour or two

and bc kumatora's WORTH IT he visits her at work n she's all LucAS WHAT ARe yO U DoING??   

lookin like a modern goth kid......has a huge red burn on his cheek..

he blames it on how pale/blonde he is “my brother is ginger you know”

kuma gets super worried n he's all bruh it cool i have like..2 more hours until i need to go to a hospital   

n kumas jsuT I GET OFF IN 4 HOURS GO HOME

kumatora invites him to movie nights with her friends n shit

people start calling lucas kumatora's goth boyfriend “never call him that when he's around or i'll murder you”

theyre all rather cool with lucas and find his speech kinda funny?

"wow look at those teeny boppers" "GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY GOD I LOVE IT" “???????????????" kumas friends ask for lucas more all WHAT SCHOOL DOES HE GO TO WHERE DOES HE LIVE "oh he's......foreign B)"

eventually it comes up how lucas doesn’t really want to be a vampire anymore and kumatoras just “dude i can help you find a cure” bc maybe her hobby is a bit Excessive but live your dreams

but ya lucas is just?? constantly wants to visit kumatora n loves her night shifts!! visits all the time they go on hikes a lot n jusT? GETS SO FUCKIGN ATTACHED IT SCARES HIM CONSTANTLY

they sometimes fall asleep on the couch together n when he's all "wow shes so cute.." he realizes how fucking Deep he’s in this and he’s FUCKED

he tries to distance himself but he Can’t Fucking Do It (just like w/ his fam)

whenever he tries to push her away she looks so upset it kills him 

N HE'S IN SUCH A STRUGGLE BC HE'S JUST

SO HAPPY TO BE AROUND HER??????

N LIKE WHEN THEY CUDDLE N STUFF HE'S JUST SO OVERWHELMED BC oh my god heartbeats!! oh my god she's gonna die before me

n lucas really fucking feels the severity of how FUCKED he is when its her birthday n hes just

yes she's gonna age and he's gonna outlive her n they could never realistically be happy even if by some offhand chance she even RETURNS the feelings

N HE HAS TO HIDE HIS CRYING N STUFF BUT KUMATORA HAS  A 6TH FUCKN SENSE FOR DISTRESSED LUCAS SO SHE'S ALL bruh :( whats up

so he opens up to her about his feelings and anxiety and she hugs him through it, it’s kind of a shitty way to confess 

“idk if i can forgive you for deciding that i’m gonna die before you” “are you threatening murder” “that and no way death’s gonna get me, i’m pretty stubborn”

a lil while passes

“you know... i’m okay with becoming a vampire” lucas refuses bc dude.. you can’t even comprehend the weight of immortality.. what if she regrets it 

“to hell if i make my closest friend suffer because of a life span” “hah i guess that’s the same for me”

they drop the vampire topic for the time being and move on to other ones such as... mutual feelings :^)

they’re both romantically inclined i mean... lucas spent 300+ years being a hermit and kumatora had other things to do

so they take it slow, it’s p much the same as before except.. hey...now when i think “man i wanna hold their hand” i CAN

it'd also be really sad and/or cute if the ghosts in the castle some of them were lucas's family which might be why boney likes it so much but also imagine them kissin on the couch "kuma ghosts r there" "EH THEYRE JUst ghosts" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) claus looks into the camera "after so long... finally my little brother gets some action :')"

but idk if that’s a thing bc it feels kinda weird i feel like kissin n shit wouldn't b very often bc as much as they both loVE IT 

IT'S NOT THAT GREAT FOR A VAMPIRE

YANO.... HEARTS R BEATING... NECK IS RIGHT THERE (lucas still adores it tho)

so back to the topic of Mortality

kuma gets attacked in an alley on the way home from work

n lucas finds her bc they were gonna meet up but he smelt the blood and when he does find her he just goes FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK n didn't know how to save her 

also thinking rationally is hard when OH LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD AHhaHA

SO HE BITES HER

he carries her body home n he spends the whole waiting process between DEAD and VAMPIRE crying just "hoyl shti please work please work" “what did i fucking dooooo” “what if i was earlier” “what if i was too late” so many anxieties

kuma wakes up and lucas transistions from panic to HAPPY PANIC OH THANK GOD

she’s really out of it bc of the process and he’s crying apologies “it’s okay you saved me” but he’s still crying, they cuddle for comfort

"hey atleast we did it NOW when i'm a hot sexy 19 yr old and not a wrinkly old lady” “kuma” “i’m tryna make light of the conversation”

so now that kumatora’s a vampire she only works night shifts until she eventually quits. They moved to a new town / whatever so it was easy to avoid having to meet someone in the daytime. facebook helped keep in touch with her friends while still letting the friendship die out.

it took kumatora a bit to get used to being a vampire. she threw up a lot at first and she didn’t like having to drink blood but she did eventually get used to it

idk if they find a cure bc idk what the cure would BE but they eventually find other vampires :^) they continued lucas’s search for duster and probably found him tbh

[ificanthaveu]

SHAWN MENDES MILWAUKEE RECAP

-the CUTEST lil flower photo booth outside. we love that.

-couldn’t find the floor entrance lol but overheard people talking so we found it

-had to ask a bunch of different pictures for people bc most of them sucked oops

-chatted it up with girls behind/next to us and they were such sweeties!!!

-a bitch goes HARD at concerts

-alessia FUCKN cara is a saint and has the voice of an angel and we r blessed to be in her presence

-she sang out of love and it’s my fave so i was so excited

-scars to your beautiful made me cry like a baby :)

-made friends with all the girls around me and what some AMAZING SWEETHEARTS i wish them nothing but happiness and thoughts of shawn mendes

-there was a tall man a few rows ahead of me who’s head was conveniently where shawn was most of the time so ya girl had to lean

-the aggressive guitar strumming on there’s nothing holding me back is the only reason i am alive and thriving

-ZUBIN IS AN MVP AND I JUST RLY LOVE HIM OK

-stitches can still get me hype like the first time damn

-SEÑORITA KILLED ME like holy shit man bury me alive it was so slow and beautiful (will probably post video of this)

-and RIGHT INTO ikwydls...to the part shawn says he can never remember soooooo boy why’d you pick that part then??

-#1 mutual stan, dani here, saying that her dreams have been fulfilled

-the “I NEED TO KNOW” at the end of the camila mash up....wow....he really did that

-a SMILEY and SWEATY boy (but i cant talk bc i was also both)

-the LED bracelets? fuckn cool. nice job shawn.

-OK SO HERES THE GOOD PART IF YOU DONT READ ANY OF THIS PLZ JUST READ THIS PART

-during never be alone people were tryna get to the B stage and the security was like back the FUCK off, but lucky us, we were in the rows right next to it

-so security steps back and we SPRINT and we get right by the barricade (well one girl ahead of me but she was short so all was good)

-and he walked up on the stage and i swear i saw heaven

-and he sang my fave of all time, i wanna dance with somebody

-AND I S2G HE LOOKED AT ME AND ILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE (since i did not get a hand touch :()

-he only high fived like a lil chunk which made me a lil sad but we forgive and forget

-the mash up of all those songs? me? emo! did she cry at ALTM? you fuckn bet!

-real talk, ALTM is the reason i made it through freshman year soooo thank you shawn mendes a million and one times for that masterpiece

-connor was right in front of us for a lil bit!! a videographer king!

-LOTP is a classic, a banger, and 5 years old??????

-the fact that i stayed up until midnight for that release and here i am 5 years later, still being a huge fan of him, is the absolute coolest thing and i’ve loved growing up with him (i just made myself cry fuck)

-during LTBY he had his back to us and we were all kinda like aw damn but then the girl behind me was like “ok this VIEW” and i’m like girl look at u lookin on the bright side

-so i stared at his beautiful beautiful back side

-THEN HE MOVED THE MIC and he was like.....RIGHT THERE and we freaked

-ruin? one of my favorites? just feet away from me? we stan.

-THE ICONIC RUIN GUITAR SOLO HAPPENED LEGIT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I WILL THANK JESUS FOR THAT EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

-particular taste is everything i’d hoped it’d be and more

-he did the “yup” and my soul left my body

-fallin all in you hits me in the best place wow we love her so much

-YOUTH YOUTH YOUTH first, his speech? amazing. a king of words. and fuckn listen to him. WE HAVE A VOICE. USE IT.

-i said the same thing last time, but it is so emotional when it is just us, him and his acoustic. there’s something so special and intimate about it that really makes u understand the song on a new level

-my snapchat crashed during IICHY and i lost the first chorus :)

-but i got the end so we gucci

-him sitting on the edge of the stage and singing why is the cutest thing ever, don’t fight me in this

-MERCY IS SO GOOD. SO MUCH EMOTION.

-aaannnddddd the finale. i cried during IMB, ofc. it just means the world to me bc i cant relate to love songs bc i’ve never felt that. i’ve never truly been heart broken or any of that. so when my favorite singer release a song about struggling with anxiety? you bet i cried.

-i took my bb sister to this with me for her first concert and i gave her too high of expectations for the rest. i don’t think she understands they she’ll never be that close to any other artist. i’m just too good.

-also one of my friends was there and sitting farther up and she know how much ALTM and IMB meant to me so she sent me lil messages saying how much she loves me during them and a bitch was emo :( i don’t deserve her :(

-confetti!

-i got a cute shirt too so yeet

-i’ll probably remember more shit later

-if you’re hesitant on going to a shawn mendes concert...FUCKING GO. i’ve gone 3 times and each time is different and he’s so amazing and it’s obvious he loves what he does so damn much. SUPPORT THIS KING.

-i have no voice. i’m so tired. all 110% worth it.

-woke up this morning and i am very sad bc i am so in love with shawn mendes

[d0gdaze]

Reddie fanfic where Eddie accidentally texts Richie (or Richie to eddie) and they become internet friends and then accidentally meet irl?

doing this as headcanons because i’ll never finish it if i write a proper thing aythey’re over 18 :v

- eddie’s phone starts going off at like 2am one night and wakes him up

- it’s an unknown number and he almost just ignores it, but he’s curious so he unlocks his phone

-  >‘u awake?? kinda wanna go to that food truck’

- eddie texts back ‘sorry, i think you have the wrong number.’

- he rolls over and tries to go back to sleep but then it buzzes again

-  >‘lmaooooo but srsly did u wanna? bev wont come w me’

- ‘no seriously, you have the wrong number.’

- there’s no response for a while so he closes his eyes but just as he’s about to drift off again it starts going off

-  >‘haha’

-  >‘wait fr??’

-  >‘but this is stans new number’

-  >‘nah ur just messing w me right? stan getting off a good one ;)) anyway, food truck?? y or n’

- ‘dude this really isn’t stan lol’

-  >‘prove it’

- he turns on the lamp on his bedside table and takes a selfie with his face half buried in the pillow and sends it

- ‘not stan’

-  >’oh shit u were serious’

-  >’sorry lmao’

-  >’ur rlly cute’

-  >’whats ur name?? obviously not stan ahahaha’

- eddie is pretty awake now so like,, may as well entertain himself y’know

- ‘how do i know you’re not some old creep though :/’

-  >’oof how dare u’

-  a picture sends through, a selfie of the dude and he’s got a fuckn,, manbun and glasses and he’s sticking his tongue out and doing the ‘hang loose’ sign with his hand

-  eddie is lowkey shook bc damn

-  >’i’m richie’

- ‘eddie’

-  >’aw cute :)’

-  >’like eddie spaghetti’

- ‘no’

-  >’so what r u up to??’

- ‘well i was sleeping but not anymore..’

-  >’oh sorry for waking u up’

-  >’u can go back to sleep if u want aha’

-  >’im gonna try and find stans number anyway’

- ‘good luck with that.’

-  >’night eddie spaghetti :)

- ‘goodnight.’

- he wakes up the next morning and there’s a new message that was sent at 3am and it’s a photo of richie and someone else in front of a food truck

-  >’found stan, we got deep fried marsbars :)’

- so yeaH anyway they start texting pretty regularly for a couple weeks, usually just richie sending him photos of random things or telling him stories about stuff stan or bev did, and eddie never really has anything very interesting to say because his life is basically work and college, but richie doesn’t mind

- ‘if all you’re gonna do is send me photos you may as well have my snapchat,, it’ll be a lot easier’

-  >’haha smooth ;)’

- ‘shut up’

- so now they’re snapchatting all the time and they start up a streak

- eddie barely ever sends selfies, he’s that guy to just cover the camera or take a photo of the ceiling or a chair or something, but when he does send selfies richie screenshots all of them

- he thinks it’s kinda weird but then again he’s screenshotted a lot of richie’s selfies because he gets twenty seven of them a day

- after like three weeks richie asks when they’re gonna meet up

- eddie’s like :V because he’s still lowkey paranoid about it like this guy’s still a sTRANGER

- richie’s really chill about it he doesn’t want to pressure him into doing anything and he’s cool with just texting and stuff ((but he’s lowkey got a massive fucking crush))

- it’s been like a month and a half since they started talking and eddie is at work at the pharmacy and fuckin,,, richie walks in

- eddie freaks out and runs to another aisle and pretends to be stacking shelves for a few minutes but then

- “holy shit”

- richie’s standing there wearing the wORST outfit ever he’s got a bright pink hawaiian shirt over a tank top and neon yellow shorts and probably crocs let’s be honest and he’s like over six foot?? what??

- eddie is kinda in awe tho because somehow he’s pulling it off?

- “eddie?!”

- “h-hey”

- “you’re a lot shorter than i thought you’d be”

- “um- thanks?”

- “when do you get off? work, i mean”

- eddie just gawking and flustered beyond anything

- *voice crack* “in half an hour”

- “cool, i’ll swing back around then ;)”

- how did he say an emoji out loud wtf

- he leaves and eddie fucking trips himself up

- anYWAYS richie comes back after his shift and picks him up and they talk

- it’s kinda awkward at first because eddie’s intimidated af but it gets more comfortable after a bit and soon they’re laughing really hard

- they go to the food truck richie is somewhat obsessed with and get waffle fries

- richie posts a selfie of them on his sc story labelled ‘united at last

this is bad i ran out of ideas bsfjkda but yay

[keepthemacramesecret]

i havent been keeping up w the comics so idk if this has been resolved by now, but if billy kaplan still needs a better hero name, my vote goes for Canon. because:

a) sounds fuckn cool

b) references his powers altering his reality/universe

c) references a musical canon bc his spells r him repeating a word or phrase over and over

[gayspock]

omg im doin a tng thought dump so soon anyways

- okay so i did like times arrow it wasnt QUITE the fave i was expecting but it was enjoyable. i think it did suffer a little from doctor who disease, u kno wht i mean? where thye just had a famous character from history there for the hell of it - even when i feel like it would have been better to dedicate that time to the actual story itself.. but omg tht might just be my doctor who brain talking bc like i said. sometimes it contracts that disease when they just bring in some random historical figure for funsies which is COOL but then they just. get in the way and its like babygirl i dont think its worth it just have fun in the era

- an im only saying that bc OMGGG its such a shame babe i really got hype for it bc u kno me... loveee my bestie data, love the idea of an inescapable fate, etc. and the girlies in the past ohh i eat it up om nom nom but then its like yahhh like bc i do think it rlly could have fucked but i lost a lil momentum on it which wasnt HELPED by the fact that..

- then sniff sniff .... e2 and e3 of s6. this is the other sad part abt bingeing tng and its why s1&s2 took so long bc omggg when two clunkers appear im like 😒wah okie dokie bc like

- okay ep2 didnt outright suck i just found it a relevatively uninteresting episode do you kno what i mean. not shittin on it and im sure barclay girlies love it but it was just kind of a going through the motions kinda thing for me. like yes.. a transporter malfunction! and barclay is anxious! and thats all u need to know to put it all together

- but then omg.. i hate e3 . WHY does it feel like deanna gets some really shite episodes focussed on her GIVE her some damn justice, babe!! like bleh. its also so disappointin when its just like.... ugh its kinda reminisicent of that episode last season where a dude just fucking. quite literally mind r*pes her and its like alright! and like i dont mind if u wanna do sth . heavy but it always just feels .. not very well handled at all, babe. i'd need to rewatch it to express it better but fuckn yah.

- and in this ep too im just really not feeling it 😐i think the ep itselfjust also.... WHEN PPL ARE MAKIN STRANGE DECISIONS. and its just yah yah omg my brain juice is runngin out now

- but e4 is next.. and omg scotty my bestie 😁😘 hiyyaaaa i rlly miss him so bad ive been excited for this ep but i thinkit might make me cry and tear up... omg. im too fragile an shit

[struwberrie]

1 through 45

vantas u fucking,,,,,,,1-already answered2-idk my shoe size on the american ones but i have 38-39 on the argentine one3-Sexual Orientation: im,,,,, not sure???? just floatin around ig, girls are pretty 4-Do you smoke? nah, i used to tho, kinda struggling to keep mself clean lately tho,,,5-Do you drink? sometimes! on parties n stuff like tht6- Do you take drugs? i havent tried em yet7-Age you get mistaken for: usually 16 or 178-Have any tattoos? no :0 but ill be getting one for m bday so i will soon9-Want any tattoos? ye s, ill be getting a tattoo of som plants on m right shoulder10-Have any pierciengs? only earrings :011-Want any pierciengs? maybe on m toungue but im not su r e12-Best friend? wHEEZE, ITS WHEEZE ITS THIS GIRL @pkwheezing and there are a few ppl i consider them best friends but i dont call em tht in case they dont consider me on e13-Relationship status: im what the cool kids call,,,,,,, fuckn alone14-biggest turn ons: im 1415-biggest turn offs: im 1416- favorite movie: hghghghggc dont make me,,,, choose,,,, uuh,,, the breakfast club????? the breakfast club17-I’ll love you if: im,,, easy to win over tbh :/ just fuckin treat me nicely and im heckn hooked18-Someone you miss: grandpa;;;20-A fact abt your personality: if i make u feel bad i apologize a lot and then buy u food21-What i hate most abt myself: :)))) im not,,,,,, good i dont wanna get into detail atm22-What i love most abt myself: i uhhhhh, im billingual???? idfk23-What I want to be when i get older: animator!!!!!!! animator animator animator24-My relationship with my sibling(s): m 3 y/o bro’s dope25-My relationship with my parents: my dad is!!!!!!! rlly damn cool, my mom,,,,, eheghegh26-my idea of a pefect date: tbh i never went on a date so i have like no high standars u can take me out to starbucks and when we leave kiss my hand and id just drop on one knee and ask for ur hand27-My biggest pet peeve: when ppl litter the floor or just leave their food tray on the table jcjcjskcksl

28-A description of the boy i like: i dont like boys :0 29-A description of the person i dislike: as in???? personality???? physical appearence???? i dont really have someone i personally dislike tbh! 30-A reason I’ve lied to a friend: didnt want to worry em 31-What i hate the most about school: hmmm,, probs the fact tht sometimes i feel out of place and easy to replace 32-What my last text message says: uhhhh as in??? discord?? it says “!!!! cuTe” and my whatsapp “che prro mañana no voy” (translation: yo dog im not going tomorrow) 33-What words upset me the most: none of em :0 well i mean apart from slurs i dont have none tht upset me 34-What words make me the best of myself: hghgh i dont really know what this means???????? im a latino bab im dont english well 35-A wish that i’ve wished for reapeatedly on 11:11: nothin bc thts not a thing here :’) 36-What i find attractive in boys: nothin bc i dont like bo y s 37-Where I would like to live: bIG plAce W!!!! ALL MY FRIENDS;; but if i were to be alone then id live in a slightly big appartment with a room a tiny but cozy kitchen a livingroom and a place i could call a study!!! 38-One of my insecurities: either my smile which is p ugly :/ or me being far too chubby 39-My childhood career choice: I wanted to be a vet!!!! 40-My favorite icecream banana flavor :000 41-Who I wish could be: probably someone more thoughtful and someone whos not so scared of everything, a little more confident too;;; 42-Where I want to be right now: w my friends;;; huggin em 43-The last thing I ate: I just ate some jello :0 44-Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: idfk im 14 but if i were to change tht for cutest thts definetly @aheadfullofglassbees 45-A random fact about anything: i answered this one already but heres anothe r i really want a good digital camera and hope to be a good photografer soon!

[johnnybby]

gang sleepover - hcs

DARRY IS PERPETUALLY ASKING IF THEY ALL WANT MORE BLANKETS

HE’S ALWAYS ASKING IF SHE’S OKAY W SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM

LIKE “U CAN GO SLEEP IN PONY AND SODA’S BED IT DOESNT MATTER”

TBH HE’D HAVE A DRINK BEFORE BED

AND THEN WHEN HE GOES TO SLEEP

STEVE AND TWO AND SODA AND EVERYONE IS HOLLERING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS BECAUSE OF SOMETHING STUPID

AND DARRY OPENS HIS EYES

AND CRAWLS OUTTA BED 

WALKS SOFTLY TO THE LIVING ROOM

AND RUBS AN EYE

AND HE’S LIKE

“will you��…please…….” (quietly) “tone it the fUCK DOWN”

AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT

IT’S LIKE 3:27 AM

AND DARRY IS SITTING IN A RING WITH THEM IN THE LIVING ROOM

PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE

AND WOULD YOU RATHER

TBH STEVEPOP

ENDS UP HAVING A REALLY DEEP CONVERSATION ABOUT EXISTENCE

PONY JOINS

AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR HIM

AND HE GOES TO DARRY AND HE’S LIKE

“I’M DYING AS WE SPEAK”

“we all are pone. now get out the way, i can’t see where the bottle’s pointing” (playing spin the bottle)

TWO STEVE AND SODA ARE PLAYING MANHUNT

twO DEAD FORGETS WHAT HE’S DOING

POPS OUTTA NO WHERE AND SCARES THE FUCK OUTTA SODA

“i was beginning to think u weren’t looking for me”

stEVE HEARS SODA SCREAM

AND HE’S LIKE

SODA WYA R U GOOD

TBH THE FIRST ONE TO SAY “IM PULLING A FUCKING ALLNIGHTER 

IS PONY

but ofc he’s also the same kid to fall asleep first

IN THE MORNING

AS USUAL NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TWO IS

HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE KITCHEN WHILE EATING SOMETHING

dally is fuckin knocked

johnny doesn’t have a hard time sleeping but he doesn’t wanna be the first to fall asleep 

so he’s the one to sit on the porch smoking a cig watching two and soda and steve mindlessly walk around up and down the streets to play manhunt

dal goes out to join him for a cigarette before he conks tf out

tbh two and pony are perpetually play fighting

and pony aint in the mood

so he play fights with steve

OMG PONY IS DEF STARGAZING

TRYNA SHOW JOHNNY THE CONSTELLATIONS

or some reason someone brought whipped cream

and steve thought it was a cool idea to stick the nozzle up soda’s nose while he was sleeping

and fill a nostril up with whipped cream??? idk what steve was thinking man

ARM WRESTLING

steve claiming that darry cheatED!!!!!!!!!

soda always challenging steve

like “square up lil bitch”

and steve would beat him every time

and then steve tries darry

and gets his ego bROKE

“yeAH OKAY MUSCLE MAN”

“LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET AN A ON A CALCULUS TEST SUPER DOPE”

you’ll like wake up and either two, soda or steve are cuddled up next to u…def soda bc he is just used to so much cuddling w people- the kid loves it

two is the jackass who suggests spin the bottle (but with truth or dare) instead of kissing

until it hits the u

then he’s like

“how bout that kiss now”

FUCKN PRANKCALLING CHERRY

“so i heard your name was strawberry” *pony says in an ultra deep voice*

“pony i know its you”

*pony aGGRESSIVELY CLEARS HIS THROAT*

“excuse me! i am not a pONY!”

somEONE CLOGS THE FUCKIN TOILET AND IT WAS STEVE EVERYONE KNOWS IT DARRY HAS TO SHIT AND HE’S ANGRY

[batz]

Coomer Bubby after getting married moments? What their honeymoon like? What their married life like?

the marriage proposal is super mundane and kinda outta the blue. unplanned and unceremonious. coomr n bubby r kindaj ust chilling on th couhc one day until bubby is just like ‘hey do you wanna gt married?’ and coomer is just like ‘hmmm...why not!’ and its just very sweet they jus go about their ay like its no big deal

HOWEVER the wedding is. absolutely off the SHITS. bc of the hush mony they got  from black mesa theyre kinda Rolling In Cash so thy go all out for this wedding. like yeah okay they had to wait so damn long for this theyre going ALL out. bubby makes sure hs dress isnt flammable�� & coomrs dress has preripped sleeves. coomer wants a boxing ring for th reception, instead of a choreographed dance  him n bubby got a choreographed BATTLE,, and bubby wants motley crue to perform at the wedding (whethr he actually manahes to get thm is unknown. he probably threatens them, alongside the obscene amount of money he offers fdgdfgf). that being said the wedding is an absolute disaster, everything that COULD go wrong goes absolutely wrong (similar to th Wedding Day Sitcom Trope - like what i wrote about a while back rearding Boomer Wedding), but it ends  on a rlly sweet note. coomer n bubby r married and its just :’) 

the honeymoon is probably like. they TELL the science team theyre going to hawaii or something predictable but u bet ur ass their going in the middle of fuckn nowhere in like russia or smthn bc they heard of some fucked up abandoned laboratory holding some highly illegal n super unethical experiments and u BET coomer n bubby wanna find out if that shit is still lurking around in the catacombs. they got their brush with death multiple times during the resonance cascade, and they Hunger For More. after all adventures and shenanigans are kind of their thing!!! they kiss like a whole bunhc 2 dw its still SUPER romantic alongside being  a Hellish Adventure 

married life is essentially the same as it was pre marriage. in fact they always kinda have that old married couple vibe about them. theyve known eachother so long that like... the wedding was more just like. it just felt Right. but everythings essentially the same aside from the fact that thy got cool as hell matching rings no (bubby opted for matching t shirts instead - comfier, but the concept of having supr badass looking matchingrings of eachothrs color is just,,,,,,,,rlly sweet. bubby can bea softie, SOMETIMES) 

but yeah flgjdflkgjdflkj they just make me soft what OF it 

[arvoze]

man, this was sent like, nearly 2 weeks ago or w/e, and i completely ignored it bc i didnt have the energy/ability to care (you literally sent these when it was between 1 - 2am my time) but, it was recently brought to my attn that you put both me + lal in your byf (because i.... banned you from a server i guess, and that means lals at fault too?) so.

i guess it’s high time i answer this lmao. maybe you wont even see this. maybe youll vague abt me for the next few weeks and try and make me out to be a bad person, but i dont care lol. anyways this is under a cut bc its pointless drama i guess. ask 2 tag

additionally: this isnt rly meant to act as a callout post. but since u asked on anon (and im pretty sure we’re mutually blocked) i cant really talk about this privately. this is mostly just.. well. answering your question. ive written this little paragraph after i’ve written everything below, so like, idk dude, it happens sometimes, i get rly heated abt shit and then cool down after a while. so this is wild.

edit: i havent read this thru nor do i care about reading it through. are there a bunch of typos? probably. dont care though

i dont rly have the energy to pull up Everything esp because that lke.... requires going thru so many discord messages adn i really just. dont care enough to sift through everything

“but if u dont care why are you writing this” shut up u wanted answers didnt u lol

nyways heres just . some shit lmao

man firstly let’s deal w your post abt my server

+ dont worry! ive got it archived in case u delete it bc who knows what ud do lol. nyways

lets just do some breakin apart on this:

i was lterally shaking at the time and having my OWN panic issues but i guess you dont rly take that into consideration lol?

this is one of the biggest exaggerations like ... you made it sound like the server was some big special place jdfghdkj theres literally 4 mods and 2 of them didnt even talk to you. the other 2 were me and lal

like half of the server isnt even fucken active on the server and the majority of the other half dont even care about unfollowing/blocking u. what a wild assumption. thts the funniest shit 2 me

please you literally sent me 3 asks when it was way too early in the morning 4 me expecting me to reply as if it was possible for me to give u all the reasons in like 10 minutes jesus christ

ths is one of the ugliest posts ive ever seen + this was posted before you were banned frm the server. several ppl in the server have bpd + i was absolutely not willing to have smeone who says this sht abt their illnesses around (re: the whole “not actively in therapy” and shit. fuck off lol)

here’s some other stuff on my list that you might remember:

(kin stuff) being fully aware that my brother wasn’t - and still isn’t - okay with doubles with a specific character, and that you were specifically warned whilst he was offline, and you knew this was the case, yet decided that your best way of explaining something was..... fuck dude, whats the wording you used? “i’d say but some people here aren’t ok with doubles” or some shit which is! literally just as bad! and tht shit has fucked my bro up so severely tht he still fuckn..... thinks abt + the shit uve said In General (shrugging emoji)

heres a fucken wild ride for u: ur the reason he left th server anyways and why the second i banned u i was immediately happy because holy shit i can talk to my bro again bc i could invite him back! to a chat where he doesnt have to deal w someone who causes him constant panic attacks! wowee

lets not forget me expressing my extreme distaste of lying [person] + r.idged.og + ridg.epho.s but u completely ignoring that shit (+ wowie remember when u said lying was yr friend and that you didnt like me venting negatively abt them bc my nasty experiences r somehow less important than ?? tht shit??? lol anyways)

god the entire fucking drama w the lying shit . i cant believe i was on yr side for a while jdfghkj. that whole fiasco was so shitty. nyways thts nothing to do w me its just something that made so many ppl uncomfy

remember when you left the lying chat and then vented to us about shit but then rejoined the lying chat unbeknownst to us + caused shit again (surprise, i know about that)

you, generally, made several people uncomfortable (myself included), and as the owner of the server, i’d much rather kick one person from the server than have several people being uncomfortable. but if that’s an unreasonable thing to do then please, inform me, because that’s news to me.

whilst i dont support alex or alex’s partner in any way, shape or form (before u try and call me a fucken apologist/supporter/whatever lol), the blatant deliberate misgendering of alex’s partner on your byf was extremely shitty of you (which has since been fixed, but yikes).

(kin stuff) pretending to not be a double around lal, knowing he’s not comfortable with doubles (which, maybe you’re not! but given you’re kin w mc.ree + got that in your byf, and don’t have anything abt not follwing if ur x.phos in ur byf...... boyo)

god theres more but im not willing to dig up all the shit + also dont want to ask other ppl about their personal problems bc thats exposing them to a past/experience they probably want to forget about/never revisit

if u found this? congratulations. you got your answers.

if ur gonna vague abt me? go ahead. i dont really see what ive done wrong lmao.

also, re: why i didn’t tell you anything at all,

i was having a panic attack and almost throwing up

i kept trying to find reasons to keep you in the server, because i didn’t want problems to arise

i will literally never talk to ppl abt this kinda shit privately bc i dont want people to feel bad but 2 late

[nautilidamn]

Raindrops, scented candles, chai latte, fairy lights, peaches, summer night, neon lights, winged eyeliner, bath bombs, soft kisses, fire crackles, spring flowers, messy buns, warm tea, full moon, constellations, young love, holding hands, cold mornings, sleepy cuddles ;0

raindrops: kitchen door- wolf larsen 

scented candles: reading is ok but i dont rlly read anymore so idk a favorite book

chai latte: tall peach lemonade tea

peaches: im not stellar at photography but i like messing around w a polaroid

summer nights: summer because days are really long and sweet

neon lights: up too late laughing and drawing 

winged eyeliner: i love wearing makeup but i don’t like feeling overdressed so i dont wear it everyday 

bath bombs: i love the intergalactic bath bomb 

soft kisses: no none kisses no one ever=

fire crackles: snow outside and warm inside and christmas lights and probably a fire and blankets and apple cider

spring flowers: carnations are so pretty 

messy buns: that like obnoxious hailey williams color bright fuckn orange yk what i mean? or like pink or something 

warm tea: i don’t like it that much does sweet tea even count

full moon: i like the stars bc the sky is so huge and makes me feel so small yk but the moon is cool too/ y the fuck would u rip flower petals off

constellations: no freckles 

young love: i have mixed feeling about this and doubtful but i might just b cynical

holding hands: um both,, both are good but pda makes me nervous

cold mornings: i wake up around 8 or 9 usually unless im up way late. im definitely a night owl though

sleepy cuddles: lace. uhhh idk?? days probably but sleepy cuddles r good>

[candlestub]

for those color asks: orange, yellow, and purple

holy shit i didnt think anyone would send me one!!! ily :)

orange: what makes you feel warm inside? what’s your favorite halloween tradition? what’s the last thing you learned? when’s the last time you felt obsessed? what’s your favorite article of clothing?hhhh my crush, bowie (my old dog), and good scenery make me warm inside. my favorite halloween tradition is costumes ofc. the last time i felt obsessed is this evening with its always sunny in philadelphia..good shit dude. my favorite article of clothing is my moon mood necklace

yellow: if you could have any view from your bedroom window what would you choose? what’s your favorite thing to do on a sunny day? what do you consider lucky? what made you smile today? what makes you happy?omfg!! the ocean!!!! that’d be so fuckn cool. my favorite thing to do on a sunny day is just walk outside lol.. i consider people who are consistently happy lucky. my crush made me smile today haha kms. GOD it makes me happy when people are nice to me especially when they go out of their way!

purple: what’s your astrological sign? what’s the best piece of advice you ever received? when’s the last time you followed your instincts? what’s your favorite food? what’s your secret dream?im a taurus. “just walk” thanks liam..i didnt listen to him bc im a shit but thx liam. i followed my instincts when they told me to not cheat on that test bc this kid cheated and all of his tests for the year r now a zero lmao. my favorite food!!! aahhh!!! probably hot cheetos. my secret dream js to have a picket fence life w the love of my life and children and gdi i want that so bad