#they made me this monster/j

[megarobonerd]

I can't believe I drew Gametoon Catnap and Hoppy...

Where have I gone with my life...

[tart-miano]

angry that your parody has a degree and you don't, victor

[soupdwelling]

i see this as a personal challenge to continue to twink the monsters despite jonny’s best efforts

[sparky-is-spiders]

S1 Jonsasha AU where Sasha is the Archivist and they start slowly spiraling as they uncover more and more mysteries. Their fascination with The Horrors drives them into each other’s arms. They stay later and later. The storage closet becomes a shared living space for them. Martin hasn’t noticed. Tim doesn’t know what to say to get his friends back. They’re losing themselves in the Archives. They egg each other on. They start becoming more paranoid. Jon is so endlessly, doggedly loyal. This is the only person who can understand him. This is the only person who he has ever understood. They love each other so so much.

[theriverbeyond]

i’m really loving seeing your t updates :,) pls keep it coming !!! say more!!!! what else!!!

AWWW thanks :') this is so sweet. well. I've only told 2 people IRL I've started T and none of them have specifically noticed any changes and also no one who I havent told has made any comments so like, I feel like as much as I DO feel like I'm being hit my a truck (positive) I feel like it's mostly internal?

Which I say as a positive statement honestly. Like the strongest positive force that HRT has given me thus far is internal, but 1) I live in here so that's fine by me and 2) "other people notice/treat me differently" isn't in any of my HRT goals and is in fact perhaps somewhat of an anti-goal. I'm not a dude I'm a dyke, pronouns are contextual (thank u Leslie Fienberg), and I've been varying levels of socially transitioned (for whatever that is worth as a nonbinary person) for... shit, 10 years now? oh my god. time is wild.

anyway I may have lost the plot with this answer but I do feel like I'm the hottest person alive rn (I was aflicted by this condition perhaps 72 hours ago) which is definitely T related and also extremely wild considering, as stated before, I really havent changed at all physically and also my uh, very bad body image track record. So that is extremely fun.... we shall see how it progresses. kill the part of you that wants to be a twink and embrace freedom and joy

[anxiously-sidequesting]

My recent take has inspired me to make a list of Wizard101's most fuckable spells. I will regret this when I'm elderly.

[thunderblazz]

Sometimes I remember there are actual people who like my ocs and its not just me

[camping-with-monsters]

“Is there something on my face!?”

[naggingatlas]

i think people's takes on jev being this like thousand year old creatura are fascinating and fit even my interpretation of his character and place in the story (as like. a representation of the setting at large. an archaic force being shoved into a simulation/loop/machine. cosmis horror kinda shit) but i also think it's 1. funnier 2. scarier 3. more emotionally scarring to imagine him as like. a 30, 40, 50 year old man. just a quirky little guy. he had a childhood, maybe he got picked up by seam as an urchin and they were a travelling magic act and clownery and judy n punch duo and they stole apples from the market and he climbed trees w his little paws before someone made him wear shoes. he was a brash teenager and he played the accordion and kept all of his trinkets in a little chest he used to sleep in. seam made his suits, from his own crayon drawings. he was a middle aged man disenchanted with his work and he sought shelter from the boredom in bothering others. and he ran away so many times and he slept outside and he helped seam make their own beer and mead and they still played the accordion and the hurdy-gurdy together. isn't it scarier to make him a normal man? who turns into what we see? doesn't that hurt more doesn't that make his character even deeper. he was just like you and this means That can happen to you too, grounding stuff like that is like one of the basic rules of horror. and then he just goes to jail they straight up lock a mentally ill guy with all those horrors in the basement - not an old-as-time-itself demon, not a savage beast, but. a man. jevil russian sleep experiment au.

again im not calling anyone out its just an interpretation ive NEVER seen anyone else come up with and i genuinely wonder why and if my other jev readings continue to be weird as fuck to other people

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

🍆 aubergine-man

Thinking about the anon who told me that ADHD wasn't "an excuse to be lazy" with a ":/" face, like they were fully expecting me to just go "Oh shit it isnt???? Sorry bro 🙁" BAHAHHAHSBDNA

🍊 orange-youglad

oh those ppl piss me OFF...... gonna cut this bc it's long lol

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🍆 aubergine-man

😦 babe thats a whole 5k word essay under that cut r u okay....

🍊 orange-youglad

I eat ableists for breakfast

🍆 aubergine-man

dearest that's. not an answer /lh

🍊 orange-youglad

the continuous screaming of ableists who were unfortunate enough to cross paths with me should be a sufficient answer

🍆 aubergine-man

that's the femur breaker scream /lh

🍊 orange-youglad

bold of you to assume that's all I'll do to ableists /hj

🍆 aubergine-man

/hj??? /HJ????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HALF JOKING

🍊 orange-youglad

be gay do crime

[aimless-aimz]

bitches be like "booigi this bowigi that"

shut up. luigi is the malewife to daisy's girlboss. (dont shut up actually im sorry luigi has two hands after all)/hj

if you want gay people, ship bowser and KB bc they have SOMETHING going on. they both obviously are not straight (ramble in the tags about sort of why)

(i do not hate any of these ships! they are not problematic! i just like this rarepair and i think i fucking invented this lmaooo)

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Glaishmoz 😎

Oops I drew lots of gay grandpas

[lifelessbystolenbabies]

🤍 In a TikTok singing voice: "Barrb x Flowah hybrid baby sprite edit oh oh oh oh" 🖤

[dreamythism]

—— month of the mythical happens on pride month of course these mythical monsters are gay.

[sparky-is-spiders]

Jonsasha are soulmates because they would both forget to drink their tea and then reheat it later in the microwave. Send tweet.

[spxcemuses]

@thethiefsden asked: Ö

[ a character I’d consider rping. ] | Always Accepting

" Appears that I'm getting popular again, more people want to see the Homelander back in the public eye. Like I always have been, am I right? Enough to be written about, even! It is a bit difficult, given... the recent charges against defending my son, but. I fight for being a proud parent, for being a protector... for you wonderful people! I show you that true heroism is within all of you, within the values of this amazing country! God bless America! "

Homelander chuckles with an encouraging tone, keeping a smile on his face as he waves towards the cameras. However, his expression was strained, and his eyes...they showed something completely different. Something almost menacing and with an air of superiority. He notices that most of the cameras to the news broadcast had shut off and he sighs, that warm façade breaking just a little bit more as he heads back to meet up with some of Vought's corporate workers.

" Fucking lowlifes... They don't have the foggiest idea of what I have to deal with, they just eat up any cracked-up bullshit I give them. What am I even talking about, I'm not going to have some pathetic nobody write of my glory. She'd never get it exactly right to the perfection I am. "