#they made an account on this hellsite

[bar-cafe]

Welcome to the fuck around and find out hellsite bitch @xkanro

[sillygoofyqueer]

THIS IS GOING ON MY MAIN BECAUSE I JUST HAVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THIS FANFICTION BROKE ME. I'M CURRENTLY VIBRATING. UNABLE TO THINK OR PROCESS ANYTHING. I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. LORD ALMIGHTY. @vinelark, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY GRIPPED ME INTO THIS PLOT AND I'M THIS CLOSE TO SOBBING AND THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR WRITING IT AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I WOULD WHIP OUT A RING FOR YOU AND I'D LEAVE YOU AT THE ALTER AND AND AND

[hellsite-detective]

*slides piece of paper over to you*

I’m looking for this post

not any reblogs, the original post

thank you if you do decide to look at it!

now, this post seemed like a pretty standard, run-of-the-mill case. i was bein' asked to track down a post about DC villains. however, this was a caveat. my client was askin' about the original post with no reblogs. certainly a challenge, considerin' the blog mentioned in the request seemed to have been deactivated. so, i took to google and asked for the first little bit of the post. it gave me a link to the post, however, it included reblogs. and i wasn't about to be lazy here. thankfully, however, the blog mentioned wasn't deactivated. they just swapped their username. from there, i was easily able to grab the original post with no reblogs.

you handed me a challenge, and i dare i say i delivered. here's your post! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[deus-ex-mona]

we are united in a common cause on this ✨#blessed✨ day

[webawee]

Okay this is kinda stupid but my dad made me a twitter account when I was like 10 or so, and today I, seeing how much of a dumpster fire twitter is now, decided to log back in and see what was going on.

So, while I was on there I figured why not change my age to what it actually is because you only have to be 13 to have an account, right?

✨ w r o n g ✨

And now my twitter account is locked because I wasn't 13 when I first created the account. Lmao, am I supposed to be mad? Do y'all even know how many kids lie about their age to create an account and then change it later on when they are of age? Every single kid I knew back in school.

This is kinda entertaining. I mean, kids shouldn't be on social media under 13 anyway, but there are probably millions that are, and if their accounts are being shut down when they decide to stop lying, guess what? that's gonna make them lie even more, dipshit.

[ur-local-sad-nonhuman]

R u crow?

YES HELLO HI IS THIS ROON???

Hi m8 :D

[cyanspica]

if any of you guys missed me this past week and wondered where i was, it’s because tumblr RANDOMLY TERMINATED MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT

[kurtmustdie]

Imagine being an artist couldn’t be me

[fuckfuckgoback]

Oh wow thank you tumblr, this would actually be useful if I could move the For You page, the only one I actually wanted gone

[belovedcherie]

the actual date passed a long long time ago (last month or the month before i think ?) but happy 1 year to me being on tumblr officially :)

[stevethehairington]

rando q! but how long have you had this blog ?

omg so ive had this blog since january of 2013 so we have Officially surpassed 10 years 😂😂 WOW.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

i am now officially 26 🎉

[hellsite-detective]

a paper airplane flys in through the window, when unfolded its reads:

Hello hellsite PI, i have a very specific request for you. It begins with a post from @facts-i-just-made-up about pools with black tile and leads to… planetary ending events for lack of a better word. Thanks in advance.

i was bein' asked to find a post regardin' black tiles in a pool and how they could lead to a zombie apocalypse. i was naturally curious about how these things correlate, so i went straight to the source blog to inquire about it. doin' a search for "pools" got me the post i was lookin' for rather quickly, allowin' me to file it away with no problem.

here you are! your post! i gotta say, this is quite the fascinatin' piece of trivia from a totally reputable source! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[booperdooper13]

i live, let's go

[justonetribble]

i have no idea how to exist on tumblr anymore omg. i just want to talk about jim kirk to other people who are as unwell as i am

[hazbinbabbles]

Me when I said I didn't have a facebook as a teen (when facebook was the "young" social)

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun