#they look tired of MK's bs

[newkatzkafe2023]

Alrighty, so... What if s/o was starting to overwork themselves and not really notice. Whether it's from going to work, doing chores or a mixture of both and the Monkey Husbands finally need to step in and intervene. How would you suppose they do so, or say?

Oh no half of them will put a stop to the bs before even gets to that point😠✋️

(Lmk Wukong) it takes a hot minute Or him to realize that he hasn't seen you too often lately. The guys were behind on some of the bills. So you've got some extra hours at your job in order to pay them. But it's been running you into the ground without you noticing.

(Lmk Wukong) Welcome home peaches🥰🥰

Monkey Queen(Y/N) Hello sun

He immediately registers the tone of your voice and how tired you sound. He decided to brush down all the snacks you guys would have for their movie nights And a heating blanket You gave them as a gift. He brought you away from your desk. As you guys started a movie marathon cuddling on the couch. Not long after you fell asleep right on top of him. He thought you were so cute

(NR Wukong) He hasn't seen you in a long time and here it doesn't like it. He stopped by your home and found you doing a mountain of paperwork. You look like he hadn't slept in the days. And the only thing you seem to be drinking with some coffee. It was had obvious bags under your eyes and was surrounded by your jobs paperwork. This will be easy. Wukong would ask if their is anything you need. What you didn't know was that he was giving you tea to make you tired even more before. Finally falling asleep on your desk. What side he takes shields in bed and talks to you when He'll take care of you from now on

(Mk Reborn Wukong) oh hell no stop that bull crap the second is shows itself. You were helping out born the village because of a recent demon attack. A lot of stuff got destroyed. So you were switching from helping people rebuild their homes to harvesting fruits and vegetables to watching the village children. You had your hands full for a while and it's causing you to neglect your Husband. That ends now. After you've got back from helping an elderly couple. You The notice that we're calling was taking a nap which was strange because it's usually up to greet you, he must have got back from something it was doing so. You are gonna be quiet and just lay next to him. What you didn't notice is that he got ahold of you. And his grip was getting tighter and tighter. You're trying to move but it wasn't working. So you just gave up and decided to take a nap with him. Not knowing that he was smirking right behind you.

(HIB Wukong) He feels you're stretching yourself way too thin hear. It's one thing to take your job seriously and to help out as much as you can. But it's not a thing to run yourself into the ground until the brink of exhaustion it is not for him. He knows you want to provide but this is too much So what he does Bring you to a village spot you remembered passing by And I still need you to give you Type of treatment They got. That was the only time you felt so relaxed and you have Him to Thank.

(Netflix Wukong) As great as you are for helping him with the demon attacks and protecting the village. You will need some time to yourself. In the fact that he's saying that you know it's serious. He loves you too much to watch You. Kill yourself over work that he can handle with the snap of his fingers. It's just not fair to him it's certainly not fair to you. So he treated you to a hot springs he knows where you felt all your problems go away you kissed him as a thank you😘😘😘

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[quitealotofsodapop]

Slow Boiled Au MK aint' taking Mac's bs;

Had to cut up the first one sorry:

Yeah, Mac in his first episode was pretty down for murdering SWK, especially since in his mind; his mate murdered him in cold blood and is still following the hand of the very Heaven that punished their Brotherhood and subjects. Even if it were an empty threat (Wukong *is* immortal after all), Macaque wanted to see his former mate suffer for what he did to him.

And in the Slow Boiled Au; Episode 9 doesn't go as planned;

Macaque is revived knowing that Wukong has taken on an heir, a sucessor, a replacement for the King. But in the au he also becomes aware that the King has been super-secluded for hundreds of years and rarely left FFM.

Macaque: "Hmph. Mourning behavior, serves him right. Why an heir now though?"

And he smells something in the air around FFM. Something he can't really place at the moment, but it raises the hairs on the back of his neck. Something has changed in his King.

So he tracks down the so-called Heir; pretty easy seeing how there's newspapers, billboard new bulletins, and internet traffic about the kid everywhere. Macaque is almost surprised how much he's able to dig up within a single listen.

Finding MK was easy, and even easier was becoming a mentor to the kid - apparently old Wukong has finally gotten lazier than usual and hasn't been pushing the kid to his limit. Macaque fixes that... and maybe puts a power-transfering curse on him so that he can borrow some of the Monkey King's power for their next fight.

However, when the actual Monkey King shows up and is looking... as beautiful as always but different, it gives Macaque pause. Something is Off.

As he throws the first punch, Macaque hears an unfamiliar roar. One of a cub protecting a troop member, and is promptly tackled to the ground by the kid he swore he drained power from. MK's will to protect his mentor was somehow even stronger. Macaque has to commend the kid, after he's tired himself out from punching the diyu out of the shadow monkeys' face at least.

With tears in his eyes, MK shouts: "How dare you!? Don't you know he's-" *stops talking suddenly and turns to look at his mentor with a guilty/"oops" expression*

Wukong says nothing and refuses to look Macaque in the eye.

Macaque quickly aborts his original fight plan and portal's away to let it all sink in.

He was right. *Something* is up.

And he's gonna need to get the kid alone somehow to ask him some questions before he confront's Wukong about this...

The second MK catches on that the puppeteer in the theater is a certain ex-mentor; Macaque is a little shocked and proud to feel a pair of hands trying to strangle him.

[fluffypotatey]

I read it years ago, and it's good don't get me wrong, but A) it's pre season 3 and B) I want your opinion

oh ok gotcha 👍

so you asked: “Hanahaki shadowpeach post divorce. Both have it. Theyre both immortal and hanahaki cant kill them, just painful and unbelievably annoying and hard to fight with it. Who would be the first to confess or would they both live with that forever”

ok, so my personally interpretation of hanahaki (and the interpretation i'm using for my top gun fic) is one where the character coughing up flowers believes that their affection are unrequited but can no longer reconcile with that fact.

as in, "maybe i've been pining for you for some time but i never truly hoped for anything big except what we had. but i cannot stand it anymore and it isn't fair how i can see you and feel butterflies while you look at me and acknowledge nothing."

i like this mostly because it adds to the angst factor and is a good character study for the blorbos who are terrible with dealing with their emotions.

tbh by s5 shadowpeach aren't saying shit. they actually start coughing by s5 and are in denial for what it means but both know that the truce they gave each other was an olive branch and an open door for reconciling but the two idiots are under the impression that it is only them who desires to go to a relationship that was close to where they started. so they continue to cough up flowers and because of their immortality, the disease is much slower than it would be for a mortal.

it's become their chronic disease that neither will ever confess to one another and then you have mk who knows that both of them have the same disease and is sick and tired of their bs. like, he knows neither monkey will die from Hanahaki but he is so annoyed bc every time shadowpeach inch a step closer, MK's like "ok, this has to be good enough to stop the coughing" and then it doesn't and he's like "YALL WANT MORE????"

rip mk

[juhbebbie]

We are so back

Obsessed with this. You fuckin tell em babe. Also how did the guy not hear several fucking gun shots going off right outside the bathroom door lmfao

Ok serious for a moment. Aside from this panel being absolutely gorgeous, I love the theme of how Marc is constantly fighting tooth and nail to not be the person he fears he is. But he still uses that person as a weapon if he doesn't have any other choice. Ohhh the inherent corruption that takes place in the work he is doing to try to atone. I could go on but I won't

This is actually so cute their bickering<3 "unpredictable mercenary wild cards" suuuure whatever you say guys<33333 also frenchie looks like he's about to fucking snap lmfao

I also love this callback to devil's reign

Holy fucking shit. Cappucio's art will never cease to make my jaw drop. One of my favorite things about it is how in panels like this the lines are blurred and there are no hard outlines. He's standing there like the statue of khonshu from the 80s run (which im sure is intentional), but he also is towering over Marko while he kneels at his feet. Something something religious symbolism you love to see it

Live frenchie reaction

"Mon frère de guerre" though i fuckin love it. That's the frenchie we know and love he's so tired of Marc's bs

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Moon Knight made a ficking eldritch horror

His levels of petty are through the roof. I gotta know though did this actually kill him or did Hydra get the mind control stuff? How did black spectre get his hands on the research?

UNINTELLIGIBLE SOBBING

But okay I think I put it in the tags of some post I rbed but now I can't find it, but I said something to the effect of "I'm scared that Layla is dead because why else would she show up in city of the dead" and yknow. God damn it.

I had assumed (or hoped) that he and Layla would have just grown apart so that he'd end up with Marlene eventually, but this hurts me man. I think it is a little teensy bit messy because why would he or Frenchie never mention her after her death, but trying to write her in so far after the fact was never going to be seamless. Is it a little forced? Perhaps but it was always gonna be. Do I care? Absolutely fkin not I love Layla

This is sweet sorry I called you a bitch 8 ball. I don't think I'd wanna see him as a midnight mission regular, but 8 ball and mk team ups are always delightful (for me. They are usually deeply harrowing for 8 ball)

Aaaaaand that's about it! Except for there is something I need to say about black spectre and who he is but I think it deserves its own post.

Overall really loved this issue a lot. I was initially super annoyed about Laylas death but it does make sense, and it's not like we aren't about to get more Layla content. And I adored seeing her as a mercenary and the subtle nod to her connections based on how she's shown in the Disney Plus show. It's nice they're including those parts of her character, and again I would read the shit out of a solo series of her doing her merc thing and later scarlet scarab thing, depending on the status quo that City of the Dead sets up. Either way, very excited! But if Layla isn't more of a central character throughout City of the Dead I am going to feel somewhat cheated. But maybe we did all get our hopes up a tad prematurely but I hope not!! I think she's a great opportunity to bring in more MCU fans to the comics, and she honestly has so much potential to be a very complex character who can stand on her own.

And then of course it was great to see Frenchie, I would love to see those two reconcile at some point in the future but also if it doesn't happen that would make sense tbh. The crew mk has now is wonderful and a well overdue revamp that meets the character where he's at now and Frenchie just straight up doesn't fit into the status quo at this point. Also let the man rest lol

Be ready for a panel by panel analysis of moon knight #25 okay. Don't worry I'll put it in one post so I'm not a complete fucking nuisance

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Judging by the most recent posts looks like the AB and CE fan club are in tonight.

Everyone is going to have different opinions on what's happened, me personally I think he's behaved badly, all he was interested in was getting his dick wet with a girl who looks like a teenager (and acts like it too), he underestimated his fans, we all know the optics looked bad, we've called him out on it and he doesn't like being on the receiving end of it for a change, sure its fine to leave his supposed girlfriends like JS, MK and now AB at the mercy of the fandom, that's their problem but when the flack is on him, he gets in a tantrum. He's tried the old routine of cute tweets etc but it won't wash this time, the older fans who've been there for years have got tired of the BS. He needs to finally act like a man and own up to his mistakes. He can block everyone if he wants but we never forget, and he'll needs us when he starts releasing his mediocre work.

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[moondrop39-dovewing70]

Incorrect OC Quotes Part Five (Crossover)

This is a crossover with Lego Monkie Kid after Season 3 based off of this video:

*The destiny gang and the LMK crew are talking about their respective universes because the D:LotP went on vacation in the LMK universe*

MK: Uh...what's that? *points to the horizon*

*everyone looks and sees a large inky whispy army with modern-day warfare weaponry.*

Dove: (Tired of this bs-ery) Oh, that's the shade army. I'll take care of-

Twister: (Turns to Ace) Ace, fire warning shots.

Ace: (pulls out his weapons) Twister, ma'am, this is an anti-tank missile, a bazooka, an anti-aircraft gun, and an M32 grenade launche-!

Twister: Ah, Potato-potato. Just fire them, Ace.

Ace: (fires all of his weapons at the shades army and destroys it)

LMK Crew: *shocked but trying and failing not to laugh at the interaction between Ace and Twister*

Dove: *wheezing in laughter at the interaction between two of her best friends and soldiers*

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Starring:

Dove, Ace, and Twister from the D:LotP Universe (Destiny: Legend of the Protectors Universe) as the protagonists.

MK, Mei, SWK, Pigsy, Tang, Sandy, Macaque, and Redson from the Lego Monkie Kid Universe (LMK)

Shades from the D:LotP universe as the the antagonists.

Thank you very much for reading this! Hope I made you laugh!

[bihansthot]

Everyday I look through the MK recent tags and every two days I see you responding to anon hate. I haven’t looked thru your blog so idk why you in particular get so much hate but maybe turn anon off for a while so those people sending hate are forced to either stop or show themselves because tbh despite me not knowing if you’re a shit person or not, I’m getting tired of seeing this crap. Not saying this out of kindness but rather annoyance. Ignoring messages works too. Happy new year.

Really? Every two days? I can count on one hand how many times I’ve gotten hate anon, please stop over exaggerating things to make it sound like you have any semblance of an idea of what you’re talking about. You just make yourself look stupid. You know there’s a block button right? If you find it to be such an annoyance block me. I really don’t give a shit if I’m inconveniencing you, that’s on you for not understanding how a simple feature works. I’m well aware I can turn off anon at any point, but here’s the thing about turning off anon, not everyone is comfortable asking me questions off anon. So, for a blog like mine who primarily answers asks regarding my self ship or Sub-Zero headcanon stuff in general it doesn’t work super well with anon off. I’m not going to punish people who do rely on it because they’re too shy to ask on their actual accounts just because there are a few cowardly assholes who think they can come for me. I see you’re clearly all big and bad on anon too, ooo wow I’m soooo intimidated. Please. All of you need to grow up. This isn’t high school.

Here’s a hot take, if you have an issue with me or anything I post DNI. I’m serious. Don’t send me your whining BS anymore, I give ZERO fucks. I’m not over here sending anyone hate or “helpful suggestions” so leave me the fuck alone. Thanks. Oh yeah and Happy New Year to you too.

[nebulousneko]

I just read the latest Detco chapter (because it was on my dash, I haven't actually read any of the manga ever before this lol) and I'm both pleased for one thing and definitely planning to attack Gosho for another

[tvranny]

(not posting this to my tes blog for. reasons)

tbh kirkbride and his shit is the sole reason why i have not finished morrowind, i have not gotten too into lore involving the tribunal at all despite loving the characters, why i can not. bring myself to touch. so much shit. ESO? untouched by kirkbride and largely ignores the sermons and all the MK weird shit. good. fine. i’m comfortable with it and i enjoy it a lot. but once you get to the original morrowind game and all i just... cant.

among with all the other bs he’s done, the reason i was so triggered by seeing his untagged transphobic threat is that i have not gotten it out of my mind since i first saw it. i dont know why it affects me so, i’ve seen worse and ive consumed content touched by those who said worse, but it just does. i think it’s because tes means a lot to me and looking at content that i know is made by someone who said that disturbs me. a lot. i think about that one line when i look at vivec, when i look at almalexia, when i look at them all.

and i hate it, because i love vivec and the rest of the tribunal and i find what happened with the first council, dagoth ur, and most of all nerevar tragic and well-written and it gives me chills to think about it because i find it all so cool and interesting but i just. can’t. i can’t bring myself to finish morrowind knowing that worthless excuse of a writer and human being worked on it and said that shit.

cis people are so tiring. im so tired. 

[wskent]

What about Bob? (pt. 4)

Mueller enters the club. It appears he has time traveled to the 1920s, the roaringly sinful 1920s. Women dance in beaded dresses with bobbed haircuts, men in their baggy suits. No one seems to see Mueller who did not notice the sign outside explaining that the club is hosting a themed fundraiser for Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow, a true party-animal.

Mueller is offered a coupe of champagne which he takes but doesn’t drink. Everyone knows that if you eat or drink anything in the past you’ll be stuck there forever. Mueller is approached by Orrin Hatch who is wearing his usual off-duty senator ensemble - a red tracksuit with Adidas sandals and black trouser stockings. Hatch hurries over to Mueller, “You party crashing too?”

“What?” Mueller asks.

“Oh, I know this is supposed to be some kind of liberal themed party, but I love the gin gimlets they serve at this place.”

None of this information has made any sense to the sleep-deprived Mueller who believes he is either time traveling or still in a coma. He stares blankly at Hatch who doesn’t seem to notice.

“And I do love jazz,” Hatch adds. He begins to move his body in a way that could be described as dancing, but to Mueller it looks like lurid writhing. He begins to feel nauseous. He turns away from Hatch and begins to make his way toward a soft reddish light he sees in the distance.

He walks toward the red light. Mueller weaves by a gaggle of raucous treasury members, led by nosy-Jack Lew. Lew snaps his fingers arrogantly as Mueller tries to avoid eye contact, but fails. Lew waves, flashing his renowned three-dollar smile. Mueller scowls, stunned by Dianne Feinstein, who, everyone agrees, can really dance.

The red light grows in intensity. All-too-suddenly Muller catches a strong whiff of asparagus and glue on a hot day. It’s like a slap in the face. He grimaces, stopping dead in his tracks, knowing full-well it’s too late. “Oh hell,” he stammers.

“BOB MUELLER. IN THE FLESH,” a deep voice with a syrupy southern-drawl announces.

“Hi Rex,” Mueller says, moving his blazer, adjusting his cuffs. “Are those pigs in a blanket?” Mueller inquires.

“There aren’t many sure things in this world, Bobby, but those are pigs in a blanket,” he declares, gesturing with his whole arm at a platter bathed in red light. “Help yourself.”

“I’d rather not,” Mueller says, remembering the slippery rules around time travel. He looks at Tillerson and his group of oil weasels, fawning over the recently-freed Tillerson. “What are you doing here, Rex? I thought you would be getting out of this dirty, old burg.”

“I’m a big fan of chaos, Bobby. I want this race to be interesting. Stabenow is scrappier than my pet goat, Ramona.” Ramona, Rex Tillerson’s pet goat is a well-known figure in DC and Texas. It is impossible to know how far beyond these spheres Ramona’s story reaches. Bob Mueller met Ramona on several occasions and finds himself nodding in agreement. “Plus, I love a good show,” Tillerson adds, running a toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other, smiling menacingly. Helping himself to a pig in a blanket, Tillerson dangles it over his maw to impress Mueller. Mueller is unmoved, even as Tillerson releases it, gnashing his jowls and craning his neck at the same time, like a bear chomping down on a river salmon. The weasels approve. Mueller feels a tap on his shoulder and swivels around.

“Well, thank god you walked in,” Dianne Feinstein says. She’s bathed in sweat, no doubt from singlehandedly setting the tone on the dancefloor. Her tone is flirtatious. “Tammy Baldwin was supposed to play piano for this gig. I guess she’s double-booked tonight. I know it’s a big ask,” she says, wiping her brow with a palm tree-patterned kerchief, “but would you mind covering for her tonight?”

Mueller feels time stand still. He had sworn off the piano years ago, or had he given it up minutes ago? The MK-timeline makes dates hazy. If only he had a paper cup right now. As a man of discipline, Bob Mueller was able to systematically swear off all distractions in his life -- except jazz. He remembers reading an article in The Hilltop, Howard University’s best newspaper, that said Jazz music was not to be trusted because of its jagged beats. In an alarming turn of events, he rebelled against this editorial, embracing the unpredictable rhythms of jazz as a guiding light - a truth that would ground him.

As he thinks more about this, Mueller looks down and realizes he is halfway through Monk’s Nutty, confidently seated at a jet-black piano. Debbie Stabenow is suspended ten feet above the piano in a sparkling hula-hoop, spinning gracefully as red and silver confetti fall around him. There’s Gillibrand on sax and he swears he can see Sherrod Brown on drums. He leans in close to the keys and his fingers dance. Is he wearing sunglasses? He hears Tillerson’s booming voice “My god Bobby, you’re gonna set the place on fire.”

His eyes scan the room. He wants to see the man in the pink umbrella, but all he sees is Orrin Hatch and Chuck Schumer dip each other awkwardly bumping into other attendees. He dives hard and fast into the middle eight and the crowd cheers approvingly. It’s a helluva fundraiser he concedes to himself, pulling back on the piano as she begins her speech.

“HEY YOU, MACHINES,” everyone knows that Stabenow loves trying out new accents and referring to people who aren’t from Michigan as machines. “Time to explode your wallets into my bank account,” she remarks grotesquely in a pitch-perfect Australian brogue. The crowd is delighted and Mueller hears audible squeals of delight. He glares at Schumer and purses his lips.

Stabenow continues about the importance of keeping Michigan out of the great lakes, how small things should be smaller, and launches into her usual stump speech, complete with talking points from the blimp lobby. Mueller chuckles to himself as the shape of blimps are very funny. He shakes his head because it’s really funny.

“BOB,” Stabenow says suddenly, forcefully, emphasizing the curves of the letter Bs, “We are running out of time.” She’s staring directly at him. The whole crowd is staring too. The spotlight is on him and him alone. The crowd encircles him. He blinks vacantly. He tries to stay present, banishing the nagging thought that he will wind up in front of another unlikely district locale with a half-eaten sandwich in hand. He is tired of the tangled timeline and John Kerry run-ins. He misses the din of his office. He yearns for the field from his dream, far away from the district. He wishes---

“Are you even listening, Bob?” Feinstein is shaking him. He smiles, nodding. “We need you more than ever.” Even the oil weasels are nodding their heads. Orrin Hatch gyrates with needless gusto and the scent of asparagus and hot glue permeates everything as Rex Tillerson claps like Duffy, the beloved seal at the national zoo.

“I...I..I’m happy to help,” Mueller muses. “I...I just need to answer some questions first.” The room grows quiet. He feels it is suddenly very late. The crowd fades into the dark corners of the club. He gazes down at the checkerboard floor. It stretches infinitely in all directions. He feels heat behind his knees. He licks his lips and tastes vinegar. He reaches down into a bowl full of nuts and takes a handful. The world spins around its axis and feels a premonition, the future coming. He opens his mouth, absent-mindedly, taking in a handful of nuts. His large jaw makes quick work of them.

In the far-reaches of his mind he starts to hear music. A piano looping. A swell of a string ensemble. He closes his eyes. A cascade of color. All colors. Beautiful hues. A palette of deep, vivid colors comes into focus. The music grows louder. He begins singing along. It’s Over the Rainbow. Warm tones and a soft crackle. An old recording. The one from the movie. A familiar warble. Is that Judy Garland? He’s tearing up, looking at himself staring into the infinite abyss of Washington, DC. He sees light blue gingham everywhere. She appears in the middle of it, wearing, ruby slippers. She hands him a lei of flowers. He accepts them and locks eyes with her. In slow motion she says “Bob, this is wrong. I am the wrong one. The other one. Find the other one. Make haste. We need you, Bob. The wizard. THE WIZARD!” She screams. He’s confused, but nods. He reaches out to her and she disintegrates into a powerful gingham wind. Rex Tillerson laughs somewhere and the world shudders while Orrin Hatch tries out his new dance moves. Ugh. The room swirls around him and all goes dark.

Silence.

[raguna-blade]

Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 16-20

Welp, after last weeks hot bullshit, things have taken a minor upshot. Minor, in that things are still uh... Well.

Episode 16

GODDAMNIT AGAIN? ITS BEEN LIKE TWO EPISODES?

What hell is coming this time. C'mon. I got it. I'm cool. We're ready.

...Anthy late night infomercials....Uh. Curious choice of entertaintment.

Nanami's about to get called out for infomercial shopping sin't she?

Yep.

Juri immediately rolls in and styles on everyone.

Nanami's about to try and pass this. uh...cowbell off as jewelery

and

God. She's trying. She's trying so hard.

And I know anthy is behind this somehow. But damn Nanami. You're...Well...

Ok, so so far the filler hasn't been filler and is she just wearing the duelist suit out and about?

For real though, if the filler thing holds.

Oh she just admits it's a designer cowbell. Ok. Well...Damn. She's got the mad confidence to try and pull this off. Go her then. Fuck all the haters.

But still and for real, it's a cowbell nanami.

Oh hey it's the boy. Mitsuru trying his best.

Utena trying to spit the truth and people pulling bullshit trying to silence the truth.

….What. What the hell is going on here. She got turned into a cow...? There's..There's a song?

And we got the mad silhouettes. Her last meal?

Her last meal? God, i'm not sure I want to try and analyze this episode right now. I'm 100% sure the context won't occur until like the last episode or some shit but.

Is...Is she...Is she turning into a cow...? by wearing the bell...?

SHADOW GIRLS? OFF BRAND SHADOW GIRLS

muck my life are the filler episodes just supposed to be keys dressed up stupidly so we don't look at em closely.

And they're just..They're just going fucking in on this aren't they.

Why the hell did he go to Anthy and Utena. Mitsuru what do you knowwwwwwwwwwwwww

...Is she legit fucking cursed with this (Apparently?) pretty ass bell.

REAL SHADOW GIRSL? Squeak queak mouse girls...Uh..

Uh...Wait, with anthy as mouse thing last episode what is...what is happening.

Nanami slowly becoming  a cow.

Utena: Take the Cowbell off Anth-Nananmi.

Oh my god it is a fucking metaphor. It's...

Oh my god oh my god it is. Utena's spiel here sounds a lot like STOP PRETENDING TO BE A ROSE BRIDE BEING A ROSEBRIDE OR WHATEVER.

Also...Seeing Red and flipping out is a Bull thing, so the Rosebride thing is 100% and she just turned into a fucking cow..

And the imagery with the cutting the cowbell off and nanami turning...normal reads like a black row.

Chasing Status Symbols is BS: JURI FULL OF THE BLING

Anthy 100% DID THIS ON PURPOSE. The Nose Ring.

Ah next episode. Trifling territory once more.

Episode 17

Old Girlfriend(Crush?) Blues?

Juri just out here beastin on people. So Business as usual.

Oh, that's the face of shit about to go down.

And She just fucking dipped. I'm sure it was fine.

People can just LEAVE Ohtori? That's a thing?

Shiori: I did in fact, fuck up real bad. Also I don't got a roommate which is...

oh Hey, it's Dude Anthy and Utena.

Hurting yourself on Purpose...? huh.

Nanami out here questioning people's gimmicks.

….Is..Is the sword thing supposed to be sexual? Oh god. How the fuck did I miss that. Also Nanami, please stop aping your brother it's weird.

Shiori, you LEGIT stole her man. Which she wasn't even into, but god.

Did that Bird Kill itself running into the window? Uh...? uhhhhhhhhh.

Utena. You..you do not know what you're stepping into god.

OH GOD PLEASE JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM. I AM BEGGING YOU.

Talking about Innocence and purity. UUUUUUUUUUGH.

YES THANK GOD SHOWER OF SADNESS SO MUCH BETTER.

….Oh fuck is Juri about to get got by the Black Rose jerks?

Oh, this is not how she wanted this to go down

FUCK HELLINTERVIEW TIME

Hated Juri. ok.

What's with the butterfly regression. Dear god. These freak outs are just...

Your only choice is to revolutionze, hey, no, that's super not fucking true. That's some edgecase bullshit. Uuuuuugh.

Uh. Uh. What the FUCK is going on with these roses I swear to god.

….Have all of these been in her goddamn locker?

….Whats...what? Wait did she just acknowledge the shadow girls? Assuming I just didn't miss it is it like...Utena getting closer understanding to...Whatever weird bullshit magic field that exists in ohtori?

….Birds huh. Are the black roses supposed to be like...I guess the Jungian Shadow thing? Huh.

EVEN LIGHT MAKES DARKNESS? What the...

Wait, does sword stealing grant the sword's....owner? Their talent? Anthy...?

Also, are we EVER going to get a reaction to the weirdness.

Bird in the oven. And...Juri just waking up

Wait a fucking second. Anthy just offerred up...analysis? Of a person? Conversation partner.

Episode 18

Nanami out here asking the real fucking questions. WHY SO SERIOUS GUYS THIS SHITS OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS.

Oh god is Mitsuru the next duelist? Is Utena Going to fight an EVEN YOUNGER CHILD?

ROSES ARE VERY SENSITVE TO THE CHANGES OF THE SEASONS. Given the roses seem to be kinda like...people representatives that's..

Also, Anthy, sympathizing with the boy who wants to be the...servant? Boytoy? What.

Also, why is nanami consistently got the fucking reads when she isn't up her own ass?

Mitsuru ACT LIKE A KID, says nanami.

Mitsuru: It's...Just a banana. I don't get it. BUT THE INDIRECT KISS THOUGH.

Mikage Seminar. AGAIN.

Those Three Dudes. Wait.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. PLEASE DON”T

AKIO: AS THE STARS AGE THEY LOSE THEIR SHINE.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajustdon'tstopscreaming.

...wait elevato-no. But we got a black rose. Are...

Wait are the black roses specific people or are they more generalized.

Mitsuru is trying so hard. He's a hardcore kid, but he's trying damnit.

Girl: This is gonna end badly. You're Real Dumb

Proven Right Immediately. She's got the reads.

Mitsuru: ADULT THINGS! BEIN AN ADULT!

Nanami, are you jealous? Of a Kid?

Nanami: you shouldnt be in a rush. You don't gotta be an adult.

OH BOY ELEVATOR TIME.

Mitsuru has such a crush, it's cute and he doesn't know what to do and he's just gotta ride those feels. Puberty is apparently rough for him.

Mitsuru break the world fuck it.

Uh...the framing here is...um. Disquieting in a weird way?

KNIFE AND SWORD and what the fuck is with the rose...?

Shadow Time: The Metaphor is uh...pretty on the nose here.

And Utena is 100% reacting to the shadow girls.

Anywya, time to beat up a child.

Oh he just fucking oes. Just like Nanami in fairness but.

Wait. Heed your master and come forth. Like the phrasing suggests the duelist but...Anthy is the one who calls the sword. Uh..hm.

Defeat the adults ahead of you that's an adult? Huh.

So, I checked it, but the bodies seem to be mirrors of the people who got dueled. So...That's interesting.

Did...Did nanami just catch feels from the kid? Ok. Well. Alright.

Episode 19

Wakaba Prince Dreams. Nice.

Wakaba gonna make someone a nice wife. Huh. Wakaba, don't take that out of his hands.

Onion Prince.

Brown Rose Wakaba? ok.

You...you gonna give that her? It's for her. Wakab, you of all should know better.

...Y'all got some history wakaba? Oh. She crushed on him when little. Baw.

HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA REPEAT THAT!?

4 times?

Tatsuya tryin I guess, but hm. I sense a hellavator ride.

PLAYIN AROUND WITH ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT.

POT MEET KETTLE God.

Please. Just...get out. I beg you. Anthy's there but...

Thinly Veiled BUT SECRET HEARTS: IMMEDIATELY VIEW ANTHY.

Wakaba, you've got guts for days, you got this just spit it out.

Utena don't call wakaba out like this.

Also, Her prince is REAL THANK YOU MUCH.

The Utena Tea Sip I need as a reaction gif. Just...

Damn Tats, you dense. Also, dumb. The Indirectness. Kid. Just...Tell her.

...So princes change from person to person? Huh.

THE FAKE OUT. Thank goodness. But Shadow girls. Uh...hm.

Are...are the tires..Princes...? Wha..

her reacting to the shadow girls is weirding me out hard.

Oh god is this gonna be a cute moment? OH THEYRE GETTING CLOSER!

WHOA THE FAKE OUT AGAIN.

TATSUYA YOU STAY OUT OF THERE GODDAMNIT

Hooboy.Hellavatored.

Uh...Uh tats. You...

Wait, is the elevator going up?

Huh. So...The Elevator is praying on darkness? OK.

SAIONJI IS BACK. THATS WAKABA'S PRINCE!

So...That might work poorly. Or maybe it'll be fine?

That's A Dueling Wakab, so no, not great.

Episode 20

Wait, is Saionji just bumming at her house? Dorm room?

Saionji confirmed to be attractive to many so...MK.

...Are they off campus?

She's legit storing this boy in her room.

I...ok. That home exchange was weird.

I can't tell if Saionji is pulling a woe is me thing or if he's legit had a turn of heart.

I mean I guesss he's had to think things through.

JUST PRAYING TO GOD. SUPER RELIGIOUS YEP SUPES TOTES INTO GOD YEAH

...How is he glistening like that.

But Wakaba, like he's still a dick. So...What...how. Do you just got the bad taste?

As Long as I have this secret I'm special! Oh...hoooooooooooboy.

Oh no, saionji sounds jerky still. Oh no. maybe it's fine.

...Is...Is she his sugar momma. And apparently this caused wakaba to just go super mode somehow so that's...interesting.

The lighting here is making this otherwise innocuous exchange weird.

Why are you doing a back bridge in this room? Also...please. Get out of there.

Saionji...? That's..actually kinda sweet. STILL GOT A BAD VIBE GOIN ON HERE.

Saionji asking bout the student council. And...he asked about anthy. Welp. Welllllp.

Welp. Oh no. wakaba. Wakabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mikage how the hell did you get there?

Saionji, immediately on the uptake.

HELLAVATOR TIME. Also, damn saionji, you given out the same gift?

I seem to recall Wakaba slapping Anthy, so that's just foreshadowing now.

Oh she looks like she's gonna murder.

Saionji gave mikage the thing so....

SHE JUST GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT

SHADOW TIME

Marriage uh..ok.

Also, Saionji is, in fact, a fucking dip, but he does at least seem to have a solid grasp on gift giving. Or at least what's owed and such, even if he misses the value of things. So...Ok, credit where it's due.

Wait, that was a shinai right? Is this...is this Utena Vs Saionji from the otherside now? With Utena as the Established duelist with the weird sword?

Yeah that's a face of shock.

Anthy: GET SWORD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW DO IT NOW HOLY SHIT DO IT NOW.

Wakaba CAME IN TO KILL ANTHY FUCK THIS DUEL SHIT.

SHE IS NOT REMOTELY PLAYING AROUND. Nanami? Playing games. Wakaba? NOT FUCKING AROUND IN THE LEAST.

Second Duel(?) Utena has won without the cursed ass holy sword thing. I think. Third. Rather.

Saionji feelin himself.

Poor wakaba. She looks so...done.

[the-firebird69]

Advance

We took out tons of things today while you roamed around caa, places you went closed for the day after to straighten a few things out, we emptied them all

Buetivians all commit suicide ppl look so shitty come in bald all day, no make up skin depleted, rubbing off in many places for sure radiation burns from here, lousy at it or fights or useless gowns... Huge fights over being near you erupted.

Trump pushed it up and over thw top, well over. He saw the opportunity and tried from there got beat to hell, lost his job ate up a bunch of cops tried to shoot up walk again lost, was killed by us. Followed you to the oil, sought help again, failed was hit while leaving the counter,. No, was hit while he tried and by us, Venom and Riot, you like to experience it once no not really but they continue. Over and over we hear it you folks wanted it lit up now you complain.

We watched her struggle with it ah no proof went on her way chirping died of a gunshot wound to the head by Trump, we had him for her blasphemy having you talk to talk, Tiffany's and more. Hopeless white too. Gross and vile he says.

They all died, taken. We saw her stoop to pick up the grey matter, stepped on it instead, from the front he shit her from behind admitting women did it to thin themout to take over.. tired of being abused really, humiliated, used as cows and performers... Tired of it. No funds always on zero.

Then the pigs did it to us then him our founder out loud for many years

Finally we heard this I want all my stuff in they said no

In it came. Tons of his belongings, lots out of your reach sitting around. We used care too wrapped it nicely held it carefully, and moved it slowly.

Most recorded too.

We know your famous heard this who are yiu to take from me it was her.

We heard this you must agree

We did then and at the time... She said it again to see who

And we took them to a museum used your idea again. Huge success. Tons of ppl lived it saw how you used things and recommended better ways, used tons of nails boards and other over and over. From your houses.

Huge discrepancies on thier account if houses to ours

They are slobs not yiu or us

It's a magical time for us, yes.

Yes it us

We took all his stuff too had them stuffed with replicas. They never knew

We road tonight they all asked where you hunted so they demanded

Then they say If you know about jets we are sunk

The Navy befs to differ. Ride dn the middle threatening

We handled that... Took out tons of boats there still are

We continue killing

And trying to nab it all

Arrianne

Eventually will be ours. We hit now.

Volley on any demanding the acid attacks, they have acid.

Thor

Firing, they are blasted off the planet along with debris

We hit again, and again. Tons of debris. Firing all over here too much acid

Gabriel

We use different ammo, if acid is present in the air or nearby or uranium it lights up i in midair. We then trace it. Itmoves fast

We should spectrograph sensor it. Look for patterns send back.

Whatpatterns

I'm here, it's there. Held two hours after.

Moves opposite. I returned moves again but half...

Zues

Why

Thor

Using it storing piping it to here showing it move around skimming loading it into cars or pool stuff or stores

Zues

Sawit and are on it.

They try all the time. What's odd is they don't care we shut dn their rhealm

Thor

Still... Is way too odd. Even if only ten percent didn't care. Phenomenally strange.

Zues

It is so I out an app on these idiots. It worked got them in. They say this hes doing ut we make himundo it when we turn.

Turn?

Into wherewilves no turn the ship

We ask again if it's going how will you turn

They stop talking

And it's like this, they do it she does too wants to know

We hear this he thinks right it's a huge tunnel network too many would HV to watch it. We figured that out too. Alone on an isleno way off and such. He thought... Oh my God, we said that's extremely annoying... We sat talking while he watched he couldn't hear or read lips

Came back in smacked him

Hear any of it

He says no

We say good don't use your microphone on us

He sits day and night listening comments listening comments

Won't shut up

He's half idiot mks sense so we ask why

Yiyr driving me nuts no you are poor boy routine

We say someassive secret

On and on for hours the this

We had to help ourselves to his brain see what you would do

Just Tommy stuff you say

We agree so he looks around says it's a broom or other

Finally he thinks he can confuse us

Are you confusing us now

No he says then remembered training says yes

We hit him

No he says your crystal ckear

We beat him badly kept popping up saying ut

Realized something, did earlier they get to us so they repeat ut

They stop repeat it. Start say ut

We hit

He stop ms

Starts

Then he says this what's this good for tries to die can't

Beat him

Says I'm tired what is it

This is ur job upset us to beat you. Get anything??

No it's trainunf

We say no. It's idiot stuff

He smiles says so u kniw

We beat him to death

Woke him

Said how does it feel to be the mortal you are, he opens his eyes, says this, I could spit i would. Died

Kept waking him

He says not good dies

Finally says this we were board w the cycle of dying all the time t

Needed something new

You chose to die

No

We beat him

He dies over and ober

We say you want to keep dying

Dying?

Yes we show him his flatline brain

Says oh I thought I was passing out

We said no your dying over and over that's what you do in the house daily over and over, no shock therapy nothing your brain shuts down over and over rots. For a few reasons too.

He looks over says how much time HV i got

We say ten minutes he starts mimicking me and harrassing me.

We say your a punk why is that all this stuff you tossed ruined

They won't let me live nor die won't get over mengele

We say true they won't we won't iether

We see him have something hit you your gmface broke, healed somehow, youkniw how we healed it he leaves you like a sack of shit all over.

We admonish him then see it.

We hut him again

He falls. The dork doesn't get it

We Tell him, Justin creeps up says your dead spits misses

We say no you are.

He finally says this, your in control why not ask you. We put the screws to him. He puked it out we hv more butter than anyone.

So I pulled it out of him. He's in live with himself for getting to u.

Then u get to him ten times each time crushing blows he gets back up

Ruined most if his schemes due to his need to lose

He did too cork helped half vampire brain

He whiped off tried thinking failed

Fell adleep

Woke said get me ours hear

Then a thud on the floor he fell

He awoke butter is lk coffee we thrive on it

We use the butter nincumpoop

We see that. Laughing says on what we laugh say on u dork that's why you always get captured

Ow he says you hurt me

We ask what didu say he says ow it hurt. I'm new here can't u tell. We hit him.

He says he's tired we think we have it he dont

So we ask it what

Then he talks all night tells us all Bout it

We say nope and shut him up for good they bluff so much they don't HV a clue

Some do we hit them all like we just did they motivate us by retort to this

Thor

Gabriel

By Frank Castle

Yes it is very odd, they still hv stuff, enough to be an issue your rocks help, still a few. Ckd monitored.

Ok so we see his response.. we lost, and so you look very suspicious, so we ck.

We pick u up ken

Arrianne

We should hv been doing this earlier here nabbing them all. We do it now

Arrianne

We do that this stinks these are so crude to be truthful they were dumbed down but he'll, they sound so stupid all if them

Thor

They do. Trying to hide but not they try to get psyched pumped to ignore us, gets worse when he talks

Freya

So be it I have a job to force them to. And these are never impressed. But

The human psyche isn't so hard I couldn't figure it out thesebthink they have a golden egg in thier basket that will leed to a city if gold. I want to know what that is where the city is.. what city, made up orcreal.

I grew up w them they would bs to a point but not very well unless facts were off, usually ghwb or other jacked them up, but they yacked on real stuff, had a bunch always when list you could feel it

So they stay pumped it's abnormal for them

Hacked on realuty

Or false hope

We NEED TO KNOW WHICH

Zues

We shall find it golden egg and or city

Thank you Zues for clarifying your mad hunt

Ok... Lol I was in on it ours are oeterbed but now see

Thor