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womenofwonder · 2 days ago

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What Arcane character you think is hottest says about you

Jinx: this is a fine character to simp over in fiction, but do not let this leak into your actual life. This type will destroy you, and not in a fun sexy way.

Finn: see above. Also you don’t blame anyone for dating Pete Davidson

Caitlyn: you’re a lesbian

Jayce: you’re a gay guy

Mel: idk what to say about this. Like 90% of you are saying Mel and I don’t even blame you. Usually I call you bland but in this case you’re just objectively correct

Sky: okay, this I will call you bland for. Come on, have some kind creativity here

Viktor: you think Timothee Chalamet is attractive

Ekko: you have good tastes

Vi: you have REALLY good taste. Also probably a lot of porn of her pit fighter version on your phone

Ambessa: you have mommy issues

Vander: you have daddy issues

Silco: wow, you really have daddy issues. Might want to talk about a therapist about that one

Local Cuisine: you like Howl’s Moving Castle

Heimerdinger: I’m a little concerned about you, ngl.

Smeech: I’m really concerned about you

Scar: you’re a furry; but a like a well adjusted furry

Steb: you are a poorly adjusted furry

Maddie: you are either really into redheads or really into Scottish accents. Either way I can’t blame you

Grayson: you’re the kind of person who’s more into voices than looks. Also, good tastes. And maybe some mommy issues

Sevika: you like the kind of woman who will actually just kill you

Benzo: you’re one of few people who says you likes DILFS, dad bods, and bears, and then actually does like them instead of slapping that label onto every guy over thirty that doesn’t look like a stick figure. Good for you. We need more people like you in this world

Loris: see above, but there’s a higher chance you’re gay

Singed: “I just like his character!” No you don’t, you kinky bitch. You cant fool me, I know I’d fine the most abhorrent shit in your ao3 history

Babette: hmmmmmmmmmmm. You know I’m not gonna judge. You do you

Huck: you really enjoyed his glow up from s2 huh? I can’t even blame you

Ran: congrats on sticking to your guns for such a minor character, because I know goth pit fighter Vi almost had you questioning things

Margot: you watch a lot of anime

Cassandra Kiramen: bet you thought I was going to say mommy issues again. Nope, this is just good taste

Salo: you really love pathetic twinks, huh?

Marcus: bad taste. Terrible taste. Personality aside, that mustache is unforgivable

Lest: you love Hazbin/Helluva Boss and spend a lot of time on tumblr

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thislifewasneverours · 2 months ago

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It's been a minute since I posted anything but I was so happy to hear that dorian and orym actually fessed up lmao. Here's my homage to them!! <3

#critical role #dnd #dorym #dorian storm #orym of the air ashari #cr orym #cr dorian #orym x dorian #critical role spoilers #c3 #bells hells #thislifewasneverours #critical role fanart #do I know how to draw men... this is the question #they kind of look like lesbians but that's okay

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keeps-ache · 7 months ago

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happy pride !! <3

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #pink space #queer #pride #the flags are biromantic ace and lesbian :D #[boogies like crazy]#//this is my second pride so ! !!#//look at my gals. aren't they just [sparkles shoot from my eyes]? hhfbhs :33 #fun fact i can't hear any love songs now without envisioning these two. they're. they. th. thhhhh. you get what i mean hghbfhs #//this pose also changed like 3 times As i was drawing it lmao #which is like. okay so what? but it happened and i didn't even notice until i was cleaning up the inks hghfhsh #/oh and i kind of love drawing kira's hair lol :3 :D #cuz she has this weird layer thing going on it's a lot of fun hfhs :DD #/also if you use an overlay glitch effect + put it Over your inks you can take a pink or red airbrush to the og inks and get the pink/red i #the glitch to pop real nice :D i just think that's neat hfhs #//okay now i'm going to skedaddle. skedoodle even. skoobdle #toodles :3

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beanghostprincess · 8 months ago

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Saw this on twt and felt the sudden need to do it!!! It's pretty much obvious just seeing my account but here you go

#wait i am going to explain stuff bc i can't never shut up #my first ship was zolu obviously for obvious reasons bc look at them (great explanation)#i didn't like sanami bc nami is a lesbian to me but now sanji is literally everything but a man so it's okay #zsn is funny bc i DO like it but it's very specific and i don't like the fanon version and i just generally don't really vibe with it much #but i used to ship them a lot and then the fandom kind of ruined it for me #i think i don't need to explain boa/luffy but shipping them is just. not it. for me. i hate it actually. they love each other SO much #but it's in a different way it's not romantic i adore their platonic dynamic #sabosanuso my beloved i wish more people shipped them #nami is a lesbian and zoro is gay and i don't like them romantically but their platonic dynamic is so important to me #save me canon saboala/frobin and opla PLEASE make namivivi canon i know you can c'mon #perouta my absolute beloved #sanusokayanamivivi (??) my fav ship ever tbh but this is just like. like a part of their whole polycule. my fav part #zolu is very high there tho it's like. one of my faves too #so this is it but i think all of these are pretty obvious if you follow me #one piece

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nerdyqueerr · 1 year ago

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sometimes i think a little bit about how the Wyrm's ultimate Evil Ploy on Elora was to grant her heterosexual marriage and then not only does she turn that down but she and two lesbian knights defeat the evil AND THEN the Power Of Love comes in to save the heterosexual marriage guy but its literally just the power of his sister saying hey come back i miss you. and, dear readers, i find myself going insane a little

#like okay its most likely not that deep #but i remember losing it at the willow finale like oh my god #the end of the world is brought forth by a straight wedding. i mean thats gotta stand for something right #also kinda iphigeniacoded of elora to go to a marriage thats also her sacrifice #gonna be real with yall i saw a silly post of like kit and jade reacting to the Crone Kiss as like haha lesbians seeing straight kiss #and it just reminded me of that insane bit of idk maybe semi intentional #metaphorism #many thoughts and feelings about this. might be worth looking into more #lol the lowkey bisexual boorman confirmation before the fight too...... its almost like....... theres metaphors and allegories happening #again no doubt im being more deep abt this than necessary #tbh im just really fixated on the wedding. truly couldnt have done better if i was writing some kind of fancy play about heteronormativity #in fantasy settings #yeah #whatever #willow 2022 #my shit

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tenwhiteandalusians · 7 days ago

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is episode 8 the domitian arc ? more on this and EVEN MORE narratives i’ve been ignoring that the show said “actually,,,” about in 5

#hermes staying domitian’s hand… hermes’ face a flash of discomfort when he was torturing tenax… hmm. character growth.#WHAT WAS THAT HERMES. WHAT WAS THAT LOOK. NO GIRL GET BACK HERE I CANNOT ALSO DO THIS NARRATIVE OF YOU NO LONGER ABLE TO PULL HIM BACK FROM #THE BRINK OF HIS CRUELTY WATCHING HIM CHANGE AND SEEKING OUT SOMEONE ELSE IN HIS NEED AND FEAR AND ANGST. NO BABY GIRLLLL #I DON’T WANT TO WRITE A HERMES POINT OF VIEWWWW OF THE SIX YEARS HE SPENT WATCHING DOMITIAN BLOOMMMM INTO HIS POWER AND CORRUPTTTT because.#correct me if i’m wrong but in that very first scene that was a young hermes in the white right he watched domitian give his speech and saw #his father to truly see him the whole time as hermes has seen his brilliance.#NO I ALSO SAW THAT GUARD’S HEAD FOLLOW HERMES oh i hate it here. you know what i also hate? i need domitian to be successful for tenax #but also i do kinda like titus… NOOOOOO NO KILLING TITUS DOMITIAN I JUST SAID I LIKED HIM!!!! DOMITIAN!!!#oh. ohhhh no. OH NOOOO okay listen we can redeem this. we can have the whole turning point of the narrative be domitian’s mercy of hermes #the ultimate staying of his hand. proving he’s not entirely gone that hermes & his love still means something. do i think this will happen #no absolutely not. before he can kill his brother domitian has to kill the only other living person he loves perhaps more than titus if he #could ever realize it. (a brief interlude to yell LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO HI IRIS) domitian… please spare him… OH WAIT HELLO THE BLOOD!!#ALSO a brief interlude to say i knew it was coming but ELIA’S SPEECH ABOUT LOVING INCITATUS??? I WAS ON THIS INCITATUS SHIT WITH THE LITTLE #NOD THEY HAD WHERE SCORPUS CALLED HIM TO BEAT XENON OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!! elia’s going to crush him. incitatus won’t listen.#scorpus is going to die twice once when they call elia’s name instead of his and then the second time when the scorpion bites him again #(he kills himself and tenax finds him. sorry to give everyone absolutely maximum damage here but uh. that’s how i can see it going down)#or alternatively worse: after killing titus who at times he loves and hates in equal measure (if y’all don’t think I have some UNHINGED #brothers quotes. we’ll keep mum here about why but suffice to say it is. relevant to other fandoms. and thus i have a Collection) the last #thing domitian has to do is kill hermes. and this one is both out of betrayal but also love because I think somewhere in here titus’ queen #berenice plays a role because domitian’s hatred of the jews probably comes to play a role and I think titus would show up and protect her #like Domitian engineers some kind of a situation where in theory titus could escape alive or beat him but he can’t do that & save berenice #and so of course he saved berenice. or she dies in his arms and he goes mad with grief and any way you put it berenice is the trap & titus #happily crawls into the lion’s mouth to save her for love of her etc and domitian sees him die for it. he gives titus every chance to come #back to him to work with him to be what he wants him to be and he always chooses himself he chooses love and domitian can’t understand even #when it makes him weak. and then he sees hermes dirty and emaciated and still terribly terribly beautiful and feels such a pang of longing #and love that he decides he has to die because he (domitian) cannot be weak. he cannot have any of it. also giving domitian worse paranoia #than he already has because if you kill your brother the one person who should always love you—support you—who can build me a new brother—#you’ve gotta generate some MAJOR issues. namely trust issues. and if he kills hermes they’ll be even worse. so like ideally To Me domitian #wouldn’t kill him but i do very much see the symbolism of cutting off his last earthly tie & desire to ascend to the divine imperial throne #those about to die

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kumakuma-circus · 2 months ago

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i think my favorite part of my p4 playthrough is that i somehow never got pixie and had to go back to get her when trying to fuse black frost for the shadow mitsuo fight. i still don't know how that happened i was in the castle for so fucking long sfldkjskfjfdksfdkjfd-

#rambearling #persona 4 #p4 #i love my black frost by the way he's so fucking strong. he and izanagi are my mvps <3 #mind charge + maragidyne/bufula (i wasn't able to get bufudyne on him for some reason) is so overpowered #i don't have ziodyne on izanagi though annoyingly enough-#probably should've figured out what persona gets ziodyne's skill card at chagall's :/ that's how i got zionga on him #eh there's always new game plus. won't be able to fuse izanagi-no-okami immediately anyway #even if i could i don't think i would cuz a level 91 persona would be waaaaay too overpowered-#can't you get magatsu-izanagi too. so many izanagis..............#irrelevant to the tags but i can't think of pixie without thinking of that one video where yu doesn't know his personas names #and calls high pixie lesbian-#dog by the foot is my favorite persona. and about eight snakes. the one i got from shuffle time. kill rush-kun #that's kinda how i refer to my personas in my head when playing a lot of the time sflkfdjsjfdksfdkjfds-#i honestly barely use the velvet room................ this is my first time actually playing persona okay-#in p5 my moms always spend like an hour in the velvet room looking at guides to figure out what personas to get-#and then there's me playing p4 and just looking at the list and fusing whatever personas look cool and don't need izanagi or black frost-#i mean i. kind of try to get good coverage? kind of #i don't think i have any wind skills on my team aside from izanagi having magaru-

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chilpilled · 9 months ago

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chil + merci besties agenda is real! i need them to have sleepovers and paint their nails and talk about their toudan siblings. marcille gushes over falin while chilchuck fondly complains over the other. this happens i read it in the adventure bible

ur so right anon i read it too. i know chil puts all his hair braiding knowledge into action to give marcille different hairstyles and she tries to convince him to read the daltian clan…..they compare bite marks too i think. because i think both touden siblings bite. and i think they cuddle but like platonically….idk i think marcille is a cuddler. she convinces chil to share a bed so it can be a real sleepover and then hes wracked by mana nightmares like izutsumi and the next morning marcille is like hope u slept well!! :D and chil is like. yeah. haha. and then he makes her eat a healthy breakfast while she convinces him to eat some sweets too <3 my sillies…..

#asks #no but this relationship is so important to me theyre so silly #i look at marcille and i know thats a friend cuddler. i know she loves to rest her head on someones shoulder #which chil is kind of uncomfortable with at first but he gets used to it #i think chilaios farcille have double dates and marcille holds chilchucks hand and he lets her and laios is like #he never lets me do that in public…….#laios doesnt have her lesbian swag. marcille has two hands so she can drag both falin and chil around and laios kind of walks behind them #until chil is like ok u look pathetic. u can hold my hand if u want. and laios is like yay yippee and starts skipping over #and then they walk in one big line and everybody on the street has to make way for them but thats okay #if they complain both falin and laios start growling

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loverboybrightsideghost · 1 month ago

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"reblog for something lgbt to happen to you" at this point i'd be grateful if something straight happened to me

#bluebird.txt #i'd love to stop feeling like an unlikeable freak!!!#i get it i'm gay i look at least like a lesbian and at queerest as Some Thing I'm Not Sure How to Gender #but like. damn bro!#not even anyone? at all?#first of all i get no attention from girls and there's barely any thems (and im friends with most of the thems)#secondly not that i want the attention of cishet men but as i said before i'll take fucking anything to feel something #the most i get from cishet men has been laughing when i run because im late to class or a concert #like okay wow you find someone just running funny? i pity your entire brain #i think im just bored #its not like i understand romantic stuff any more really #i understand it on a logical level i think #but tell me why when i find a girl i have a huge crush on the SECOND i just need out platonically with someone else #the girl evaporates from my brain #and when i make the attempt to put myself out there and be like hey wanna go on a date?#all will to actually go on the date also evaporates?#she hasn't answered and that's an answer so im like alright even if you texted me late i actually do not care if i never see you again #not in a malicious way!!! just in a very bland you have not made a meaningful impact on my life way even though you seem cool!#which doesn't sound much better but trust me i mean these factually objectively not personally meanly #i have other friends mostly cis friends who have gotten guys after them and as much as like most of those guys are at best #a little annoying and at worst sort of creeps #like. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME EITHER!!!#when i walk alone on campus esp when it's dark i do worry about assault and rape and stuff #but that's just the statistics and stuff #i know i'm not immune but in a weird way not being liked by anyone at all gives me reassurance that well #at least i'll probably never be assaulted at least not any time soon bc no one's ever looked at this (me) and had any kinds of #attracted thoughts #though that's definitely a false sense of security #after all someone could decide they hate transgenders and gender ambiguous people and assault me of course that could always happen!#i don't think it's likely to but. you never know!

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captainjonnitkessler · 1 year ago

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I don't have a problem with people who exclusively like "cozy horror" and the like. But I do have a problem with people who act like it's somehow morally better than "regular" horror (because what kind of degenerate would want something ACTUALLY fucked up to happen in their fiction?!), that it's more capable of speaking to the human condition (because a story that ends up being about Love and Friendship and Hope is much deeper than all that, ugh, pointless grimdark edginess regular horror has, of course), or who act like it's still a brand-new concept as though every third popular Tumblr comic isn't about a scary monster who turns out to be a chill lesbian in the end

#i'm being uncharitable #look. monsters turning out to be chill lesbians in the end is totally fine!#it's just not like. a groundbreaking examination of the human condition or whatever #. . . well okay it's also kind of dull and cliche in my opinion. but that's just my opinion! chase your bliss

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aroaessidhe · 5 months ago

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2024 reads / storygraph

Welcome, Caller

a cute small town m/m romance

a 20-something trans man whose routine and comfortable life with his friends starts getting disrupted when a guy he had a vague rivalry with in uni keeps running into him

he finds some stability by regularly calling in to a late-night radio show, which becomes a strangely comforting relationship, despite the anonymity

explores mental health (adhd, autism) & friendship

#welcome caller #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #I thought this was okay! a sweet romance and exploration of mental health and friendship #It does feel quite young for a book about characters in their 20s; the plot and writing feels very similar to a lot of YA contemporaries.#But also I get that being queer/trans/adhd and having a unsupportive parent can mean people experience #teen narrative kind of things when they’re in their 20s. etc #it’s pretty cheesy; the plot is very transparent (and at times a little frustrating that They Haven’t Realised Yet)#and i feel like the not telling him at the end was a bit too drawn out (i get bad mental health exacerbates that but like…..)#but if you’re looking for a mostly-cute low stakes neuroatypical romance maybe check it out idk #also: ace lesbian side character; nice surprise for me! (just mentioned once but she’s his best friend)#ohhh the experience of being a picky eater and figuring out what a normal amount of things to remove from your burger order is #and which ones you just pick out yourself after. yeah i relate to that one #as a side note the MC looks asian to me on the cover.....? he's white

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phagodyke · 5 months ago

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weekend melancholy is starting to kick in >~<

#im gonna go and do my food shop etc to keep myself busy and hopefully my 2nd meds will kick in and we'll be able to handle it together #i think i kind of do this so regularly bc my brain is just processing everything bc i dont rly have time during the week #all cool tho im doing good overall def on the up n i feel way more capable of coping emotionally which is nice. i <3 meds #also.. possibly settling on the idea that i might be agender. very tentatively. lots of experiences n thoughts coming together rn #ive been reacting in unexpected ways to a lot of gendered shit atm which has made me reconsider the way i think abt myself #but very difficult to articulate it to myself let alone anyone else. so ive been sitting with it for now until it precipitates #gender stuff has never rly affected me much or ive never been in a place to explore it which is why i havent thought abt it super hard #but im not the sort of person who needs a lot of internal exploration to figure out my identity like im v self aware tbh #and while im wildly indecisive abt most things in my life for some reason i never have been abt stuff like this. i learned abt lesbianism #like idk 9 years ago-ish and straight away was like yeah that makes sense for me. never looked back since #n similarly ive experienced forms of gender dysphoria before n just immediately dealt with it symptomatically n moved on #its never been smth to agonise abt for me like i know what makes me comfortable in my skin so theres no question abt doing it #and ik im privileged to be able to do that. and also it helps that gender for me is mostly divorced from external perceptions #+ that im v autistic so social pressures dont stick to me very well. i mean yeah i was bullied for it as a kid but i was stubborn asf #so yeah from the moment i realised i was genuinely uncomfortable/upset abt it earlier this week i was like okay. lets try this instead #its given me pretty instant relief from any distress i was feeling so far which is nice. rare respite from one of my torture labyrinths #just testing out internally whether it frames things more clearly n makes me feel more myself/at peace before i choose to stick w the idea #but not gonna do a whole coming out fanfare either way. dont think i wanna change how ppl interact w me + im still a dyke #so i dont consider it relevant to anyone else unless they share a similar understanding of gender to me. or if we're v close #ill prolly broach it w other trans friends eventually bc insert philosophers talking image. but to everyone else its business as usual #happy to play my cis-sona at work. + w new queer ppl i meet ive been introducing myself recently w mirrored pronouns instead of any/all #and i think i prefer that. virtually indistinguishable but theres smth nice abt inviting ppl to recognise me the way they do themselves #like translating + localising a non-gendered language into a gendered one... simplifying decisions abt how to perceive me #and ofc ppl are still gonna perceive me however but idc much unless we're actually friends. the rest is all a performance anyway #doubtful anyone on here ever has reason to refer to me but if u do for some reason... im freeloading off ur pronouns now btw <3 #but yeahhh. much 2 think abt. i need to read more alien/ai sci fi.. non-human sentience has been such a comforting concept lately #but yea tldr i woke up one morning this week like damn im prolly agender but i have a full time job to go to rn so idc abt that #.diaries #okkkk my dex is kicking in im no longer on the verge of tears lets go get these groceries wooohoooo

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obeymeow · 2 years ago

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being neurodivergent is all fun and games until you remember those hourly quote bots on twitter and think well maybe I can't make a bot anymore but I could schedule a few quotes a day, that shouldn't be hard. it sounds fun to have a bunch of quotes of my favorite character Thirteen from hit mobile game Obey Me! and its sequel Obey Me! Nightbringer. and then you think about how arduous collecting the quotes is going to be but she's only been in the games for maybe a year and a half with little screentime and you love collecting things so you start but then you remember that you love collecting things so naturally you have ALL of her screentime in the game and suddenly you have 45k characters of quotes and are several lessons into season 4 (which is truly a trial in and of itself) but not nearly close enough to the end but you refuse to just stop collecting the quotes and make the account with the EXCESS of what you have already because you literally only have season 4 to get through and if you don't do it just seeing the bot (because now you've been informed you can make tumblr bots instead) will haunt you with that knowledge even if nobody else would ever know. this is a general anecdote of a situation that could easily happen to anyone though and not in any way related to my life

#obey me on side #ummm i don't have a personal tag yet because i hated looking at this blog before the revamp so i'll do that later #with the carrd. usually when i say i'll do something later it means sometime in the next 3 years but i actually mean this one #but rn there's no way to tell i'm a lesbian (except for the thirteen icon. + probably also the ruri-chan banner she's lesbian colors)#okay maybe you can tell but I want to be CLEAR #anyway i would also like to note that immediately before starting this project i spent a full week lamenting my lack of free time #because I wanted to write some fics. and then literally as soon as i got free time I went um. no. quote doc instead I think #????? girl why did you do that to yourself #fortunately i'm now bored of reading s4 so i can go back to writing #unrelated but all of these fics contain a significant amount of solomon and i like him that's not surprising but it was unintentional #which IS surprising. like okay one of them is about solodeus (specifically mc playing matchmaker so i don't clickbait) so that's obligatory #and another is based off of the new solomon card (IT'S CUTE) so that's also kind of obligatory #(the third one is based off of luke's card from the dnd nightmare a while back because i was entranced by its strange unbalanced party)#but usually i try to switch up the characters i write about to get comfy with all of them and not just the ones that make sense to me #that's not entirely accurate it's my one braincell bouncing around like a windows screensaver picking a new fave every time it hits a side #but also to get used to writing them all. anyway #i'll just write about satan to balance it he's always been a fav but i am obsessed with him in nightbringer he is so offputting and tragic #if you're still reading these tags please see above on th 'later is up to three years' in regards to the fics still haven't posted anything #hoping to change that soon though I WILL eventually.

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youji-burgers · 1 year ago

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lesbians put me in their purses like a little dog

#very tmi #was talking to a trans gal on grindr and she was like haha yeah im newly out as both trans and a lesbian and i was like haha oh okay #well i do id as a guy but im looking for friends and she was like actually wait can i hit i want experience with vag #like uh ya i guess #and its not like a conversion thing like theyre still very much lesbians they are just willing to get their rocks off around me #some kind of gender fuckery happening

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babisawyer · 2 years ago

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the problem is I watched buffy the vampire slayer during my formative years and now buffy summers makes up for 90% of my personality.

#🐇#if I could change anything about this show xavier and spike would.........not be there.#buuuut yeah the bimboness the rambling the talking fast the sarcasm the constant quips yes that's me she raised me #it's so funny when this was on I should NOT have been watching but I did and I wanted to dress like buffy all the time and my mom of course #was all for treating me like a little friggin barbie so she made sure I always looked on point for school and at a parent teacher meeting m #teacher was like 'um this is school and not a runway' and my mom got SO mad she was like what difference does that make what kind of a #teacher says something like that?! and like she's right honestly I was in a program for gifted kids which is sort of hilarious but like I #was SMART and that was even after I should've been on ritalin and my mom refusing to do it because she didn't want to give me a complex!#anyway....I wish I had a broody vampire boyfriend that would gift me a chunky crucifix necklace. but like in a lesbian sort of way #.........oh my god. if my doctor was like hey your daughter should be on ritalin does that not mean hey she's got adhd you should fix that #and my mom was just like lmao no it's okay #hilarious.

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nomaishuttle · 1 year ago

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sometimes you watch a show from anytime before like 2016 and its like woo this is awesome and then somethjng happens in it and youre likenog thus is from before 2016.

#this is abt spn and also orphan black sry.#orphan black hasnt had anything super odd as far as i remember.. Aside from tony my archnemesis and cosimas Fucking hair oh my god #i think like 90% of the reason i dont like cosima aside from she judt kind of annoys me a lot and has awful taste in women is her hair #its so weird bc shes like a lesbian stoner stem major so youd think id wont her So soso much given my track record. stares out the window.#but she annoys me so much sometimes its like Cosima shut the fuck up dump delphine and if you make me look at shay again im going to kill #you before your genetic disease does. WHATEVER #looking out the window wistfully I couldve made the show so much better #anyways. eith spn the Pre 2016ness is mainly The racism and The sexism and The cultural. everything #isrg theres this one ep of spn that i was like omf yass bc it had a little kid ghost who died from drowning. which given youd think #itd freak me out and it does bc drowning. but i also loveee a dead little kid ghost and i especially love adead kid ghost haunting one of #their friends/siblings whos old noe you know. so i was like woo #and then they were like and her nanny was black Maybe its voodoo!!!!! and i was immediately like excalibur #and then it was legit a rollercoaster bc i was like Shut up about voodoo shut up about it and they were like no it couldnt have been the #nanny it was the sister and i was like thats #better . and they were like THE SISTER IS DOING VOODOO qnd it was like oh my god okay.#idr what it ended up being in the end. i was so exhausted by the end of it #but the 2014ness of orphan black is mainly. ok im gonna be real its the episode after donnie and alison become drug dealers and theres that #montage of them on the bed with all the money. the cringe i cronged #it was like such a soberingreminder i was like Woo show show show i love show and then that happened and i was like This show is from 2014.

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