I love not giving out personal information on the internet where everyone can see!!! Majority of things I say in tags are bullshit!! I have lied to you and I will lie again because guess what! I do not know you! And also it’s funny, I love making things up it’s so fun you all should try it sometime. For example, when was I born? July 7th, 1987. What’s my mother’s name? Jane. What’s MY legal name? Benjamin Gonzalez. What’s my favorite food? Wheatcakes. Favorite color? Aquamarine. Favorite movie? Velocipastor. My favorite shirt? The one that says “I’m older than the internet.” Is any of what I said true? Hell if you know! That’s for me to know and you to wonder about for the next five minutes. Like sorry to burst anyone’s bubble but I do Not know who could be reading my posts or going through my blog at any given opportunity. Likes yes I have my genuine moments but anything that looks like personal info is more than likely a lie
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6, 8, 22, for bestie diana ;)
vanilla sunday meme ♡
6. does your muse steal clothing from their partner?
YES. she's always had a bit of a thing for stealing her partner's shirts, but she doesn't typically do it unless she's close with the person. so, typically only with a couple of "friends" she's been with casually, or her first boyfriend and albert. lmao rip ex-husband, you didn't get the honour of seeing tiny lil diana in your massive shirts
with albert, she loves to take his shirts without his permission after they get together because she thinks it irritates him, not knowing that he finds it cute (which took him by surprise at first, because he thought for sure he'd be angry that she hadn't asked before touching his things) and, of course, there is that level of possessiveness and her being covered in his scent... which she loves, by the way. that's one of the reasons she likes wearing them in the first place, but also because she finds a lot of comfort in wearing his shirts or his dressing gowns, even before they were together (clown)
8. is your muse comfortable with, or proud of their body? are they insecure?
diana has a really complicated relationship with her body, honestly. she grew up doing ballet, so i think that kind of tells you a lot already. she's always been naturally thin, but that was too much, and she would obsess over any small change she saw. she developed a healthier relationship with her body during her 20s – which, i mentioned in those other asks that sex and bdsm became a form of self-expression for her, it also helped her build a lot of confidence in her body – but there are still aspects she's not the best with. her hirsutism is one she's always struggled with, so she is quite obsessive with removing body hair and shaving her face
albert is like... body worshipper 1000. he spends so much time just kissing her all over and telling her how beautiful she is, and she wasn't used to that early in their relationship, so when she wasn't getting either a big head or being a bit flustered (depends on the day), she would sometimes tense up a little, expecting other comments or thinking he was lying :(
also alluded to this a little bit in that fight fic, but the changes to her body with uroboros were not ones she was that fond of. having a bit more toning and muscularity reminded her of when she did ballet, so that wasn't fun, even though she loved her eyes. but overall, she does like her body. it took a while to get there from when she was younger, but she does
22. does your muse read smut, own magazines, or watch p×rn?
not really, no. magazines don't really do much for her, and she's always been very uncomfortable with watching tapes and such. just a small reminder of when she was born and all of that; it was very tailored to the male gaze, dehumanising women and reducing them to objects, so... gestures vaguely. she's tried to read erotic novels before as well, but honestly, she just found them boring lmao she's very nitpicky. everything she's learned has been from experience or sex manuals (she's cute. i love her), and she doesn't need supplemental material when she's having her "me time"
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robot au that i started for my own selfish reasons and now i kinda have a story for? adding previous drawings so it can all be together.
explanation of the au below ig?
ok time for me to be completely transparent with you all, i just like robots, ford is one of my fav characters, fiddleford is engineer, boom gay robot story. it took me a while to actually think of a kinda "story" for this au, it still kinda doesn't have one, very much just a concept and aesthetic. just one rewatch of Ghost in the Shell made me want to come back to this.
but the long and short of it is:
setting: future? robotically advanced 1980s? si-fi robotic future with a 1980s aesthetic over it.
STAN-13Y (stan) and STAN-F0RD (ford) were made ~30 years ago, they were both malfunctions in the eyes of their creators. stan with his programing and ford with his misprint (an extra finger on both hands). they were made for one purpose, to make millions helping the world. while ford pursued that goal since his programing was seemingly "normal", stan was thrown out for "not having any use for his program". but ford was a lot more human then people let on, only feared that those emotions he was feeling was another malfunction just like his brother. he kept it in. eventually he went off to continue his studies on his own (was trusted to do so). on the way he found B1LL a program he trusted to be downloaded into his own, it was in fact a virus. And a trusted engineer he met that works for his creators company, fiddleford mcgucket.
now heres a screenshot of a pinterest board thats the kinda vibe i was trying to go for
little scared to post this cause i feel it might be cringe but WHATEVER!!!! IM HAVING FUN!!!!
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