#they fucking rob the bank

[kurozu501]

wait why is this actually the best written event arknights has ever done and why am i crying

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

[chrisrin]

HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

[2jihiir0]

“Let’s rob a bank” 💗💰🖤🍯

Babydoll bandit and her partner in crime vampire thief!!~ marmalade au meets steddie ? Ofc I had to do it!

[asynca]

"don't write problematic sapphic fics beca---" SSHHH HONEY MOMMA'S WRITING A CHEATING FIC WHERE HER BLORBO DOES A LINE OF BLOW OFF HER GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER'S STOMACH AND THEN HAS AN ORGY WITH THE BAD GUYS

[spacedolphinrehab]

Oscar Isaac as Anselm Vogelweide in Big Gold Brick (2022)

[silent-stories]

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[redrobinsrobbingrobin]

Someone explain to me the concept of Duke Thomas as Signal. Admittedly, I have not read any of his stuff, but I know quite a bit about him from comic panels I’ve seen that involve him and posts that detail his character and his importance in the batfam, and WFA. And fics like Dark Matter and the like, where characters aren’t that far from their canon

He works day shift, which means what?? Isn’t he a high schooler??? Shouldn’t he be AT SCHOOL during the day??? Does he get an alert that there’s crime and suddenly he rushes to the bathroom to change into his suit, fight villains or stop crimes, and then rush back to school in time for class to end like a magical girl???

Is duke Thomas marinette Dupain Cheng???

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ik we have put the pd in worm universe. but what about isekaiing taylor hebert into prime defenders. how would that go.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

(chuckles) Im so good at reading comprehension and my meat is huge

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Everything past season 4 of the PPG may be dogshit but at least the Western AU episode gave us this absolute fire fit 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖

LIKE. WROW 👀💖💖💖💖💖 Y'all have noooo idea how much I actually fucking love westerns, Rango is literally in my top 3 favorite movies (one day I will convince my gf to watch the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with me) sO THIS LOOK IS SO. HHRHRGRG 💖💖💖💖💖 FUCK IT IMMA JUST SAY IT'S HOT HE'S HOT I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH 💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖

[steelwoolcardigan]

Just some self canon stuff once more

*My Tav donates to the refugees, then plays them a song.*

Gale: How considerate of you!

Astarion: Ugh, why do you have to be so nice?

Wyll: Perhaps we could give them some more supplies.

Lae'zel: tsk'va!

Karlach: You're awesome soldier!

Shadowheart: You're bleeding heart will be the end of us.

*Tav proceeding to pickpocket the shit out of everyone afterwards. Even innocent bystanders.*

(partial) Rest then repeat

[hedonists]

"rob a bank, fuck Mickey Mouse!" what did the 🐭 do to him

[junebugtwin]

girl i hate to say it, but i think its the situations you keep putting yourself into in this life that are the problem

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

Throwback to when Senior was actually nice to Artemis for once and Artemis immediately believes he's been brainwashed by magic

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead