#they do rat crimes

[bloofbloofbloof]

I have no idea if I posted my new rats.

Feeding them goop for evil experiments (in which I tickle them)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

My Cabinet of Tiger Ministers is in shambles.

[otiksimr]

will u please teach him about the horrors.

Ok.

[demigodofhoolemere]

Never over how little chill Lab Rats had. They did not hesitate to threaten the lives of kids and make their family members fully believe they’d been killed. Multiple characters flatline at some point. Space Colony alone has three main characters nearly die, an entire colony’s lives are at stake and then they also get brainwashed along with half of the family, the WHOLE PLANET EARTH was gonna get wiped out with a missile, and our leads actually kill a man. Onscreen. Said man could be a bullet point on his own because this dude never once felt like he was written for a kids’ show. A cold, heartless, violent criminal who created an army of child soldiers whose autonomy he completely violated by controlling them and who literally Force chokes multiple people onscreen like Darth Vader and was responsible for more than one occasion of characters ending up in the emergency room. A teenage boy was crushed by a cement beam and they outright reference his blood getting everywhere and he could have lost an arm if not for his step-uncle the reformed criminal performing an illegal operation to save it. The dad was literally actively dying and would have died had aforementioned teenage boy not given him his own life energy, which then started to kill him in turn. There are multiple instances of teenage kids having to run from the government who would lock them up and separate them and do tests on them. The reason the bionic siblings exist in the first place is because their bio-dad/uncle was gonna rent them out as weapons to help people commit crime. Like. Straight up human trafficking. Android children die. You get to see a hand sticking out of the rubble. A teenager gets trapped in an avalanche. Their home gets blown up. Things get more and more intense as the show goes on but there’s insane stuff the whole time even in lighthearted episodes. A teenager is exposed to a toxic chemical and loses the function of all of her limbs. Another one nearly gets sent to die at the bottom of the ocean. One of them always has to keep his anger in check because he has a Hulk-like second personality that can get triggered and attack people. The dad had so many terrible things happen to him that I never trusted that they wouldn’t actually kill him one day. In only the 11th episode of the series an older version of the step-brother comes back in time to prevent the bionic siblings from going on a mission that will kill them; he comes from a timeline where his siblings are dead, and their dad has been wallowing in grief spending years trying to crack time travel to undo it. The dad and brother are shown the footage of their kids/siblings being crushed to death and the present version of the brother ends up preventing it by shoving them out of the way but nearly dying himself. Even on day one in the dang pilot the siblings all could have died in a trash compactor. This show aired on Disney.

[whoops-lost-the-ranger]

Immaculate Sibling Energy

I love their sibling energy. My kleptomania and autism rats

[manderleyfire]

I will do all this, I will get all this blood on my hands, and you are able to plead naivety.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

I got the shit scared out of me last night. Apparently Red Robin has been watching me while I draw on my balcony every other night and tonight he just said, "You're really good" AND I NEARLY DROPPED MY SKETCHBOOK OFF THE FUCKING BALCONY! LIKE BOY PLS ANNOUNCE YOURSELF GODAMN

ㅤ

[solarusofsun]

lol, I want to join you too >:]

I am a capybara✨✨✨

This club is growing so fast

Here you have your dynamite, go do crime

[headedoutleft]

…

USAJOBS, the federal government’s official hiring site, was one of the systems that Musk's associates were given access to. The database stores personal information — Social Security numbers, home addresses, employment records — provided by private individuals who have applied for federal jobs, regardless of whether the applicants went on to work for the government.

Musk’s aides were also given access to the OPM’s Enterprise Human Resources Integration (EHRI) system. Contained within the EHRI are the Social Security numbers, dates of birth, salaries, home addresses, and job descriptions of all civil government workers, along with any disciplinary actions they have faced. “They’re looking through all the position descriptions… to remove folks,” one of the OPM staffers said of Musk’s team. “This is how they found all these DEI offices and had them removed — [by] reviewing position description level data.”

Other databases Musk’s team has access to include USA Staffing, an onboarding system; USA Performance, a job performance review site; and HI, which the government uses to manage employee health care. “The health insurance one scares me because it's HIPAA [protected] information, but they have access to all this stuff,” the OPM staffer noted.

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 A new server being used to control these databases has been placed in a conference room that Musk’s team is using as their command center, according to an OPM staffer. The staffer described the server as a piece of commercial hardware they believed was not obtained through the proper federal procurement process.

There is a legal requirement that the installation of a new server undergo a Privacy Impact Assessment (PIA), a formal process to ensure the change would not create any security vulnerabilities. But in this instance, the staff believes there was no PIA. “So this application and corresponding hardware are illegally operating,” they added.

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Upon gaining access to the OPM databases last week, Musk used the agency to email all federal civil employees simultaneously. The email announced a “deferred resignation” program, claiming that any federal employee who wished to resign effective September 30, 2025, would receive pay and benefits until that date and would not have to show up for work except in rare cases. Musk and the White House falsely described the offer as a "buyout" or "severance." The American Federation of Government Employees, the largest federal employee union, has condemned the program, saying it “will cause chaos for the Americans who depend on a functioning federal government.”

[shernb0t]

animorphs if it took place in 2019

[tinyratmagic]

rats! crimes! mischief! stickers!

(shoppe)

[dinosaurstirfry]

The fun gang wearing some secret boss merch

I've been very busy the past couple of days so i haven't had time to work on any new artwork but luckily i have some sprites like these saved up to use if i don't have anything new to post

[a-sad-mage]

What crimes would you say the new stunters have committed? I have canons on what they've done, but what do you think from the headcanons I've posted (and you can do the old gang if you want). (Ps: Also planning on drawing the divorce selfie meme featuring Vance and Drag, but just as a joke).

Okay, first regarding the divorce selfie meme: [Gremlin laughing sounds]

Now about crimes, in no particular order, with no context whatsoever,

Arson

Vandalism

Destruction of Property

Petty Theft

Inciting a Riot

Taking hostages, human/humanoid/slug (unknowingly/by complete accident)

Bribery

Blackmail

Partaking in illegal gambling

Faking a death (or 20)

Tax evasion

Mecha Beast Jacking(car jacking)

That's just my take, based on vibes gathered so far.

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

i found this when i was searching for death globe for another thic rat commission... its a pity that the client not asking for a clan skryre mommy this time WHAT A PITY!

[arolesbianism]

Everyday I see another youtube video or whatever say smth along the lines of "this character is badly written because they're unlikable/annoying/insert negative description here" and everyday I end up massively disappointed because I came here for analysis on the actual writing of a character not just a description of the feelings they made you experience

[positivelyradishing]

do rat crime