#they did my adhd so dirty in this video lol

[sillyfreakx5]

watching evolutionary psychology presentations on youtube really is a gamble, because sometimes you'll get genuinely fascinating insights into why some things may be the way they are and other times you'll get the most insane bioessentialist sexist shit ever

[creepylittlelady]

I need to know more about Lazari in your AU

She deserves more content from fans

Hi! I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this ask, and also thank you for sending me an ask in the first place! I love answering questions, even if it takes me a bit to respond :3

I agree with you, Lazari deserves better. I mean like, even her own creator did her dirty man, SHE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!! Her concept is so cool and her own comic did her SO DIRTY. I hate the treatment she gets from fans too.

Yeah I get it her comic was terribly written and was the origin of the 'I HAVE CRAYONS AND PAPER!!!!!' meme and the characters were poorly written and the lore was inconsistent and the fanservice was weird and the story/tone was ALL OVER THE PLACE. But like, don't take it out on my baby Lazari please she deserves better.

I wanna do some more silly headcanons of her this time around, I might make a separate post on more serious stuff about her ;)

So, let's get cracking!

Lazari Headcanons!

-She's on the Autism Spectrum, diagnosed and all :3. She also has ADHD, also diagnosed! She's the representation we deserve to see in this fandom lol.

-She's Chibiworks. Okay, let me explain:

SO, when Lazari first came into the Mansion, she was just an 8 year old girl with demonic tendencies who was abused by her hyper-religious mother who hated her. She hated herself, she was shy, and she believed that she was nothing more than a monster, a mistake. But all of a sudden she goes from that to the DAUGHTER OF THE EMPEROR OF THE UNDERWORLD, a literal DISNEY PRINCESS (cuz yk she's his daughter), and now she literally lives in a Magical Forest in a Magical Mansion of Serial Killers, Ghosts and Demons.

She thought that the world around her was super interesting considering she never got to see much of the outside. She loves drawing, so she drew about it. She drew about the potential greater stories unravelling around her, making her own characters based on concepts she learnt about whilst exploring.

She made I Eat Pasta for Breakfast as a way of letting her imagination go wild around this new environment she found herself in. She made characters to interact with the people that already existed, and gave them purposes.

(Btw, several of the weird stuff and the not kid-appropriate scenes in the comic are retconned out of this version.)

She also made Creepy Frozen Pasta, just saying. She also wrote The Seer. She wrote every Creepypasta comic in existence. Found a cool Creepypasta comic series? Lazari wrote it.

-She LOVES drawing. Her artstyle is very much manga-inspired and she loves creating her own OCs, which are littered throughout her work. A lot of them are directly based on concepts, such as many of Zalgo's followers in IEPFB being based on the idea of Zalgo having a cult of personality around him.

-She's definitely an animation meme kid. I'm deffo self-projecting but she is the DEFINITION of the weird kid. She makes animation memes of everyone in the mansion. She makes animatics of actual stuff that happened. She makes amateur dubs of her own comics.

-Manga is her biggest hyperfixation. She collects TONS of them, and directly draws panels from her favourite manga to improve her drawing skills. Her favourite Manga series of all time is Fruits Basket :3. Her room is basically just all of her drawing scattered around the place.

She specifically likes Horror and Shoujo anime, despite the fact that they're basically polar opposites. Alongside Fruits Basket, she really likes Madoka Magica!

-She definitely makes AMVs of her favourite animes. She deffo writes terribly written fanfiction about her favourite anime couples kissing and giggles whilst writing it.

-She's also a Gacha Life kid FUCKING FIGHT ME SHE DEFINITELY MAKES GACHA OCS. She definitely stays up until 2am with Sally watching 'Hated Child turns into Hybrid Princess' videos. Lazari gasps in shock every single time and Sally is just sitting there extremely confused.

-Sally is her best friend. She lore-dumps to Sally all the time about her special interests, and Sally listens intently and nods along. She even writes notes about the lore of her favourite series! Sally is a super supportive best friend, and any time any of the ghost kids make fun her for her autistic behaviour she puts them in their place.

-Despite this, the two of them argue a lot, because they're kids and just of course they do. Fun fact! The reason why Sally only appears like once in IEPFB is because Lazari initially wrote her in, then the two got into a fight and she took her out of the story. They made up soon after but Lazari thought it would be too awkward to add her back in and Sally just accepted it.

-She has a very unorthodox form of common sense. With that I mean she has none at all. Once the mansion was on fire, and Slender screamed at her to get up and evacuate. Her reaction? She told him to leave her alone and let her sleep.

-She really likes Vocaloid, and her favourite Vocaloid isn't even a Vocaloid. Her favourite, uh, singing bank, is Kasane Teto! She claims that her robotic voice (before the SynthV AI transfer) was pleasant to her ears.

-Her favourite Vocaloid Song is Kasane Territory, because of the animation meme of course >:D.

-She also definitely tried to make a Storytime Youtube Channel but everyone in the Mansion made her delete it because she was sharing personal information about them all. Like genuinely she'd be like 'SO THE OTHER DAY MASKY AND HOODY WERE ON A MISSION FOR SLENDERMAN AND THEY KILLED THIS ONE GIRL WHO LIVES AT THIS ADDRESS IN THIS STATE'.

She has like zero concept of Internet Safety.

-She's a massive Melanie Martinez fan. She got Sally into her music, and back when Melanie Martinez was like just getting popular she'd sing all of her songs super loudly in the shower. Once Slenderman referred to the house as a 'Dollhouse' and Lazari screamed 'DOLLHOUSE BY MELANIE MARTINEZ? HEY GIRL, OPEN YOUR WALLS, PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS-'.

-She used to be a massive Roblox kid in 2017 and was also an MSP kid. Christ she was on so many virtual worlds, she was even on Animal Jam sort of.

-Fanon Masky, Hoody and Toby were invented by her. Fanon Masky was made PURELY out of spite for him. The first time they met was not pleasant, as he called her a brat. Lazari vowed to humiliate him in every way possible from that point forward. She found out that he hated children, hated Slenderman, hated Cheesecake, hated the texture of Crayons, and hated jokingly being called a twink by Toby.

All of that combined? You got the Crayon-having, Cheesecake-eating, Skinny, Scrawny, Slenderman dick-riding Fanon Masky that we all know and love. The other residents found out about this strange new version of him and it became so popular she drew individual fanarts of him and handed it to all of the residents. Even Slenderman has a picture of Cheesecake Masky on his Office Wall. Somehow Masky didn't find out about this until a long time after the fad ended.

In my AU Hoody is a selective mute who doesn't verbally communicate with anyone besides the Proxies, so he was deathly silent when he first met Lazari. She misunderstood this as him just being shy and so Shy UwU boy Hoody was made.

Fanon Toby is just a sarcastic persona Toby puts on to piss other people off. She misunderstood this as his REAL personality and alongside the waffles thing that Jeff and Ben always mentioned (Toby stopped liking Waffles long before Lazari came), Fanon Toby was made.

-She made the Dollmaker (yeah he exists) make her plushies of everyone in the Mansion + The Zalgo and a few of her OCs. What does she do with them, you may ask? She roleplays with them with Sally. They've made a bunch of random ships with this, and now they're both avid Slender x Zalgo shippers. They also ship EJ with a lot of people as he has such a versatile personality, but they mainly like EJ and Jeff.

Lazari also found out that Masky was sort of intimidated by Nurse Ann so she shipped them very vocally in front of him.

-She's a massive Sanrio-girl, and her favourite character is My Melody :D. She's watched the entirety of Onegai My Melody at least like sixteen times already.

-She tried to learn Japanese, and failed miserably. She can sometimes read Hiragana if Kagekao writes it really carefully.

-Her own handwriting is really terrible, almost illegible. It's a gift to be able to read anything she writes.

-She's a part of the Mansion's Literature Club, and Ben nicknames her the Natsuki of the club, as she's always insisting that Manga is literature.

-She argues with Slender, as he believes that comics and Manga shouldn't be considered literature, as they're all pictures and barely any words. Lazari TO THIS DAY debates him about it.

-About her demonic urges, they're manageable as long as you give her a random body part to chew on every once and a while. She doesn't lose her control like she once did when she first came, and she's not as dangerous anymore. She's like a saint compared to EJ.

-As she's a half-demon, she has some godly amount of brute force strength. She can carry someone thrice her size and force open any door, no matter how many locks are on it.

She also has an incredibly high pain tolerance. Once she got scratched up pretty bad by EJ when he was in a particularly bad Demonic State, the girl didn't even notice until Lulu noticed.

-About Lulu, she was actually assigned to show her around when she first arrived at the Mansion! Lulu had told Slender earlier that she wanted to take charge of whoever came after her, and has a really good relationship with Lazari. She's one of Lazari's favourite people.

-Her relationship with her dad is...strange. On one hand when she does get to visit they generally have a nice time, however due to how much she reminds him of his deceased little sister, sometimes he'll accidentally call her 'Lily', which dampens the mood a little bit.

-Stripes ADORES her. The two sisters are very close and Stripes just loves her so much, she even made her her Teddy Bear that she's famous for carrying around :3.

-She had a phase where she called herself an irl Yandere. Thankfully she stopped after like a month but it was very funny lol

-She loves Nightcore! And Trance Music, oddly enough. One of her favourite songs is 'Be Alive!' By Stian K. (Search up the song. If you recognise the song from a certain animation meme of her then you deserve all of my respect).

-Her favourite food is Chocolate Strawberries.

Okay, if you want to ask some more serious lore-related questions then go right ahead and I'll answer! I just have so much of Lazari since she was one of my comfort characters when I was little and first got into Creepypastas. I see a lot of myself in her and I'm so peeved that the fandom either completely ignores her or dislikes her, like she's got so much potential! She's an incredibly important character in my AU actually, and one day I'll make a post detailing her correlation with the greater story :3

Hope you enjoyed! If you're new to this blog and are just seeing this post, then I have an AU named 'Puppet Strings', with its own lore and interpretations of the characters. If you're curious, come check out my blog and you can ask me questions!

[majestydeerakuma]

Okie dokie, here's some headcanons on the OG5 YDKJ hosts

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Cookie Masterson

-Birthday is December 18th

-Age 46

-5’7ft

-Bisexual

-He gets super excited when he sees cats!

-He’s still with Binjpipe

-The binjpipe headband on his head can brainwash him

-He has an older twin brother named Cinnamon. Cinnamon hosts Champ’d Up

-Cookie has autism and possibly ADHD

-This dude will eat almost anything even if he’s lactose intolerant, he does not give a shit

-He has had so many hyperfixations and he’s the only one who has kept count of them

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Schmitty

-Birthday August 8th

-Age 47

-6’3ft

-Bisexual

-He’a part Quip thanks to events that had happened to him (well, I haven’t finished writing my Quiplash stories but there is a villain in the story and I have yet to figure out what exactly happened to make Schmitty part Quip)

-He’s a rat person

-anger issues

-his humor is very simple

-He has a whole amusement park dedicated to Quiplash called “Quipland”. He sells Quiplash merch there! Every Friday night, in the Quipland circus, a game of Quiplash is hosted with the Quips/comedians (which I do have interprets of as well)

-He is very insecure and constantly worries that people don’t love Quiplash or him (if he found out about the Jackbox fandom, he’d be very surprised and probably cry because people love him)

-fucking despises emoticons

-He despises Redacted after what had happened in TMP2! He still has nightmares involving TMP2

-He has met Dandelion before…it got chaotic…

-Master Mentalist is Schmitty’s distant cousin (this one is actually canon but thought to mention it, lol! And also have some lore behind MM and why he didn’t show up to cheer Schmitty on when Quiplash first started)

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Guy Towers

-Birthday September 4th

-Age 45

-6’6ft

-Bisexual

-Big sports dude, like he has played many sports

-Autistic

-He wears the outfit I drew him in just because it’s comfortable…and cool

-He has beaten someone up with his baseball bat before

-He is retired from hosting however, he almost got dragged in by Binjpipe. The tower in Mad Verse City was Guy’s tower given to him by Binjpipe and was meant to be a guard tower so Guy could communicate to Binjpipe who to capture, however, Guy didn’t understand this in time because a robot destroyed the tower and almost killed Guy…

-He is very fast when running and very strong! He works out often and well, has played a lot of sports as mentioned before

-He is friendly outside YDKJ but he becomes Buzz’s fear on National Throw Short People Day

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Nate Shapiro

-Birthday ????

-Age 47

-6’4ft

-Bisexual

-wears colored contact lenses, his actual eye color is a viridian green

-He did not have a good home life

-He always teased Buzz for fun and never meant any harm when doing so

-He is still with Binjpipe

-He has a very bad sleep schedule…

-He never found out that Buzz was a guard for Binjpipe…if he did though…he would be furious

-He loves music a lot. He mainly listens to ABBA and heavy metal

-He can play guitar

-He will celebrate his birthday multiple times a year just to screw with everyone. Only Buzz knows when Nate’s birthday truly is but Buzz finds it entertaining that Nate celebrates multiple times a year and joins in on the joke and celebrates with him. Also…Buzz is worried Nate may have forgotten when his birthday is…

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Buzz Lippman (the goober, aaa-)

-Birthday June 7th

-Age 44

-5’4ft

-Pansexual

-Got bullied when he was younger

-He has three older sisters and a younger brother…all of them found Buzz to be strange

-Buzz was a wild child as a kid, constantly going on adventures in the backyard, not minding if his clothes got dirty and climbing things

-He’s autistic

-He’s trans FTM

-He is very talented when it comes to writing and drawing surprisingly

-He reads often and plays video games, he knows so much on Pokemon and Mario 64 (especially M64 speedrunning and the “every copy is personalized” trend)

-He had Nate stay at his place after he found out Nate was homeless

-His hair used to be long and it grows back sometimes…currently, as of 2024, his hair is long and has been unmotivated to cut it

-He hates loud noises yet will listen to loud music. He listens to Vocaloid music often

-He escaped Binjpipe and is currently trying to figure out how to save Nate and Cookie

-Yes, he has a dead name…and I even feel guilty muttering it so I’m not gonna say it

-Buzz is surprisingly sweet and kind despite his occasional envy. He is also introverted

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:D

Tell me about your headcanons on YDKJ hosts while I'm drawing pls

[diif-enthusiast]

Jock!Atsumu x nerd!reader

summary: relationship between a jock atsumu x a nerdy reader. fluffy until the cut. kinda a pt 2 to this 

c/w: smut under the cut, afab!reader, use of ‘princess’, cosplay, some degradation (not rlly), praise kink, self indulgent LOL, not proofread bc I'm lazy, let me know if I missed anything!

a/n: I hc that atsumu loves kissing you, like its his favorite thing to do and I am so in love with him ! ALSO, Happy Valentines Day :’)

w/c: 1.1 k 

Just imagine jockey-himbo Atsumu who never thought he would be dating someone like you, but absolutely loving it. You were his shy tutor or something and after one wet dream with you in it he was smitten. You were more hesitant to form a relationship with him because of his notorious reputation. He swayed you anyways to date him, who could say no to this man? Not you!

Your relationship started off slow because it was hidden from almost everybody. You guys thought you were being sneaky but your best friend knew and like most of his team knew. You two were practically attached at the hip, or more so you were always behind him in social situations. He thought you were the cutest thing ever and tried to constantly nudge you out of your comfort zone, while you constantly urged him to stay home and just cuddle on the couch. Your friends didn’t know how you made it work but it just did. You two loved each other and it made your friends gag.

It was easy for you to get into his hobbies, with them just being volleyball, video games, and eating. You went to all his matches and would love to watch him ramble about whatever he was thinking. It was harder for him to get into your hobbies though, like watching shows, or reading. This ADHD ass mfer will never pay attention. Constantly asking you what is going on in the show even when they’re in the middle of explaining. Likes to lay his head in your lap when you're reading, just watching you or dozing off.

This man is jealous of everything though. Like if you have plants or stuffed animals, it is on sight once you are not in the room. When you are around he will just pout and smother you in kisses. If people are flirting with you he will make a point of touching you more or saying shit like, “Oh yeah my GIRLFRIEND and I are very HAPPY.” or whispering dirty things in your ear in public to get you all flustered.

He is the worst with your fictional crushes though! If you ever admit you have a crush on a character in a show he will be a pouty mess because you have him, why do you need any other men? He will start trying to distract you from the show by getting handsy or kissing you all over. “‘Sumu!” you protest trying to listen to what is happening.

“Pay attention babe,” he said as his hands slid under your shirt, “Wouldn’t want to miss anything.”

You bite your lip at the new sensation of his hands fondling your tits. “At least let me pause it, please?”

“What? Ya don’t like watching that guy while you get fondled by your boyfriend?” He teased into your ear.

“The only reason I like him is because he reminds me of you,” you admit bashfully, hiding your face behind your hands.

He stopped and removed his hands from your shirt. You pout at the loss of his touch as he stood up. Leaving to your shared bedroom. He is so strange, you think to yourself as you continue watching. You heard noise coming from the bedroom but ignored it expecting another one of his strange antics.  

Ten minutes later you heard the door open and your interest was piqued. “Baby~,” he said as he walked back to the living room.

You paused the show to give him your full attention. When you finally saw him, he was dressed in full cosplay as the character he was just jealous of. You giggled at him, so confident in his costume. “You look so handsome.”

“Of course I do,” he mused, “And I bet I would look even better between ya legs.”

Your face went red as he practically jumped on top of you, kissing you like a starved man. His hands explored your body, groping and teasing. His fingers found their way into your pants, prodding at you over your underwear. You squirm underneath him, but his large frame keeps you pinned down. “Ya like this babe? Being touched by your favorite character?”

You nodded your head, grinding yourself on his fingers. He finally moved your panties off your legs, entering you with one finger, while he thumbed at your clit. He leaned to kiss you again, swallowing all of your moans. His fingers plunge in and out of you with no mercy, he didn’t care that you were a shaking mess underneath him and he continued to ignore how hard he was. When he finally let you breathe he almost came at the sight. You were too busy to notice his face as you palmed at his dick. He twitched underneath your touch and he realized how uncomfortable these cosplay pants were with a boner. He moaned at your touch, grinding himself further, desperate for any friction. “You’re so naughty ‘Sumu,” you tease in his ear.

His fingers left your hole and he finally released his cock from his pants. “You’re the naughty one princess, all dripping wet because ya favorite characters gonna fuck ya so good.”

He rubs himself on your pussy, getting lubed up for you, muttering sweet nothings under his breath. “So pretty baby, I love this pussy,” he said lovingly before entering you with no warning.

You gasp at the sudden stimulation, his pace fast and deep, every thrust hitting a good spot that makes tears prick at your eyes. You cry out his name, and give him the confidence to go faster, with the sound of his balls hitting your ass as he bottoms out. “Fuck,” he moaned, “Bet ya -ah- he couldn’t fuck ya this good huh? Who does this pussy belong to?” “You! ‘Sumu fuck,” you squirmed underneath him as the pleasure was beginning to be too much.

“Cum on my cock princess, make a mess of this costume so I won’t even have to use it again,” his voice slightly strained as he was getting his own orgasm.

His thrust became more sporadic as his orgasm was coming closer, and you were clenching around him reaching your own. He loved looking at your expressions as he was fucking you, no one else could fuck you like he did. “Wanna cum with me baby? ‘M close,” he hissed as you clenched around him again.

One last thrust against your g-stop and you came undone. “Cum-cumming!,” you moaned and felt him cumming at the same time, he kept thrusting as you both rode out your orgasms.

“I love you ‘Sumu,” you whisper before giving him a soft kiss.

“Love me more than that guy?” he said before pointing to the TV where the show was still paused.

“Of course!”

He grinned before nuzzling himself into your neck, “Good, now I can throw this costume away.”

“No, I want you to wear it again!” you protest as your fingers raked through his hair.

He grumbled against you but you knew he would keep it.

[mariaiscrafting]

ahhhh ty ty ty <3

ok, so I think that what makes Dream act this way (iykyk) is how dreamwastaken became so big so quickly. and by quick I mean fucking lightning speed.

he didn't have enough time to learn enough about cc etiquette, especially in these three aspects: influence, boundaries and fanbase/stans/whatever you call it. I'll try to explain it:

• Influence: Does he know the influence he has? Like, when he hears that he is the myct with the largest fanbase, does he really process that? I remember he talked about not being able to control all of his fanbase and there's bad apples everywhere -- which is true, and that only like 1% of his fanbase breaks his boundaries (that include sending hate for him, harassing, doxing, etc. yk, basic twitter culture lol) but, honey, with your big ass fanbase, 1% is still a lot of people. As a content creator you *have* to be aware of that.

let's take the hbomb situation. First off, as a streamer, it's you that set the mood of the stream. Even if he was only messing around with his pals, even if they did say to do not send hate to hbomb, dt dunking on him created a toxic environment, which caused his fans being toxic towards hbomb and you know what happens next. Hell, when this happened, I was watching Tapl and he was watching them and he was crying laughing over them screaming bc they were just. so loud and so aggressive that it was kinda ??? Sirs, this is literally a Minecraft Stream lmaooo

my point is, that was not the road that dreamwastaken, 21M fans, should've taken. he don't condone his fans actions but he knows his fans are diehard and will always be on his side, he should be more careful before stating negative opinions, especially if its towards another person.

• Boundaries and Fanbase: He posted a list of his boundaries a while ago, idk if you know or seen it (btw please george copy your bestie for the love of god <3) but I'm not talking about those boundaries, I'm talking about the basic boundaries between cc and viewer. boundaries that, in my opinion, should exist between cc and viewer. I get that Dream is an open person, an oversharing type of open person if I may add, but I think he should take a step back regardless. When I heard that he was taking a time from twitter, I genuinely got so glad, not because he couldn't start any drama then, but because it would do so so good for his mental health. I'm not even that fond of him, it's just that for me, any cc taking a break or outright leaving twitter is a win for me. I know how RSD is hard to deal and honestly letting shit out it's better but dream you have dt you have bbh so please don't make things worse online 😭 I know how good can be to feel validation from millions of people but. it's not a good idea, especially in the state that his fanbase is on rn (this topic is kinda sensitive to talk abt for me bc people be outright ableist and hide it as criticism like. say that shit's not helping his reputation and whatever without acting like he's fucking. manipulating his fanbase for being affected by his rsd💀 or, on the other hand, don't say that hes just being adhd🤪 when he's just being an asshole like damn that's a Him thing bro lol)

(omg it's so big I'm so sorry and theres a part two I'm so sorry tumblr user messed-up-gal ToT) - morango 1/2

pt. 2:

Dream is the proof that the people who loves you can be your downfall. istg. Have you noticed that every drama that Dream enters, people usually get more mad abt how his fanbase reacts (85% they'll react in a bad way) than Dream himself? it's not always, but its definitely more likely. I'm not saying Dream is saint, he Is petty and his ego does him dirty and made him choke multiple times before,, But! i dont think hes a bad guy. he's literally just a dude. ok, he's a 21yr old white gamer man that has a trumpie past (maybe?? idk. I think hes cured now ig lol) so he's bound to do some shitty things but he still tries to get better and hopefully he'll mature. 21 is old enough but it's still so young, yk? I kind of lost my mind during the end and my eyes are literally begging to be closed so tl;dr: Its gonna be hard for him to become a better cc bc his fans don't let him be criticized (by infantilizing his adhd symptoms or the mob mentality as soon as someone says anything abt him), the honest criticism get lost between lies from antis that don't know shit, he still has a lot of growing up to do and overall he became famous too fast and he needs to learn things even faster bc as soon as there's not a single one dream hater on sight they'll turn their back and attack him instead lmao I hate twitter i definitely have more to say but I'm tired and my memory is shit. just-- hate dream if you want, love dream if you want, nobody is obligated to have an opinion but I wanted to express mine. have a lovely day! -morango 2/2

Aight, there's a lot to unpack here, so Imma try to only go into the points I have something to add to (here's what I talk about in each paragraph, if you want to jump to a specific point):

Speed of Dream's rise to fame

The "bad apples" in the Dream fanbase

Post-MCC HBomb stream

Not condoning versus actually condemning his fans

Manipulation & RSD

Criticism of Dream, his fanbase, and his brand

The “just a dude” argument, flipped

First, I agree that one of the many factors that has resulted in the current image Dream has set up for himself, the way his fanbase functions, the ways people hate on him, and the way the Dream brand functions, is the speed of his rise to fame. It's unique, and there are probably a hundred social/psychological angles that could be used to examine the exact effects of that speed upon all of these facets of the Dream Name; did rapid fame beget the rapid rise of unrighteous hatred, did those waves of hatred then instigate the rise of a surprisingly overdefensive fanbase, did that rapid fame get to his head and/or result in an inability to appropriately handle all the after-effects of rapid fame, etc.? That point you bring up, about how the speed of his rise to fame requires him to learn even more quickly, is so interesting to me. I think that maybe Dream expected to get pretty famous pretty quickly, hence the preparedness in regards to some mechanics of influencer fame- merchandise, business-building, networking, knowing how to manage his fanbase to best benefit him. But I don't think he expected to get this famous this quickly. This is all speculation of course, as are this entire post and your ask, but I think that he just couldn't anticipate having to learn how to handle enmasse controversy, waves of antis, or every Youtuber speculating/knowing about him; and yeah, that results in him having to learn all of these things very quickly, lest he allow his whole brand and fandom to fall apart.

Second, I disagree with the frequent argument that Dream's fanbase is only marginally toxic. Personally, I think that the circumstances of Dream's fame, his personality and management of his fanbase, and his brand of content have resulted in the very specific kind of stan that Dream stans are. I don't think this is simply a case of "all fandoms have a small percentage of assholes who take it too far;" rather, the nature of the community itself breeds the kind of mentality of "an asshole who takes it too far." I only even know this because I was a Dream fan (kinda a stan, I'm ngl). At one time, I watched every single Dreamwastaken & Dream Team video multiple times; I listened to the Manhunts on repeat, as though they were podcasts; I followed mostly smiletwt and dttwt accounts on mcyttwt; I had upwards of 10 tabs for AO3 DNF fics open on my phone at a time; I watched DNF and Dream Team Being A Family-esque compilations on repeat; I watched every George and Sapnap alt stream I possibly could; I went out of my way to defend Dream against Redditors and Twitter antis regarding the cheating scandal. For the latter half of 2020, and a couple months of 2021, I lived and breathed this part of the fandom; so when I say that Dream stans are a whole other breed than any other kind of mcyttwt stan, I say that because I used to be like that, too. I usually use parasocial very loosely or ironically, but Dream stans are genuinely one of the most parasocial fanbases I have ever seen or been a part of. The level of investment Dream stans have in this man's life, the lengths they will go to to defend him, the amount of psychonalysis and digging they do on his life and character, the amount of emotion he can evoke in them- it's taken to another level, man. This isn't just characteristic of a fraction of his fanbase; this is what the fanbase is like as a whole.

Third, I partially disagree with your take on the HBomb thing, but not in the way one might think? I actually empathize with the way they reacted much more than I thought I would, simply because I suspect I have RSD (also suspect I have ADHD, have for several months now) and I can see myself getting insanely frustrated because of something like that. Like yeah, it was "just a MC stream" or "just an MC game," but that's kinda disregarding the fact that something that might seem like "just a [insert inconsequential thing]" to a rational mind might have a major emotional consequence/take a major emotional toll on someone with RSD, or really anyone who gets easily impatient/angry about video games (Sapnap reminds me of many of my friends, in that way). The issues I, personally, had with the way they handled the HBomb situation is that these are simply explanations and reasons for my empathy; they are not excuses. I have no excuse when I get irrationally angry about something inconsequential in my own life, for a couple of reasons. One, because I am an adult and I need to learn how to handle my reactions and manage my own anger. Two, because as someone with many mental problems, it is my responsibility to learn coping mechanisms to ensure my own emotional stability and livelihood; this includes learning whatever I need to handle RSD- whether that be isolating myself from others when I know I will become violently/passionately angry about something, creating and sustaining a support system that can get me through bouts of extreme emotion, finding healthy emotional outlets for my negative emotions that won't harm myself or others, or a combination thereof. I don't think what they said about HBomb post-MCC was an irreversibly horrible thing, or anything. I think there were errors committed by two men who should be fully capable of foreseeing and preventing those errors, but I don't unconditionally hate Dream or Sapnap for the post-MCC stream or comments. I just wish they had made amends quickly, publicly, and sufficiently, because the greatest consequences from the whole thing weren't even from those two criticizing HBomb themselves; they were from the waves of backlash because of their immense influence on the MCYT fandom, which could've been prevented, if they had acted maturedly and responsibly after the stream.

Fourth, you’re right, that he doesn’t seem to condone his fans’ behavior. I detest the frequent anti argument that one of the reasons Dream should be criticized is because he explicitly uses his fanbase to attack others, or something of the sort. Personally, I think he created his fanbase in a very specific way and interacts with them in such a way so as to benefit him as much as possible, yes, but he never actually tells his fanbase to go and yell at or harrass anyone. Still, there is a significant difference between not condoning something and condemning something. It might seem unfair, and it might be annoying of me to say this, but I truly think that someone with this large a fanbase, especially one as overzealous as Dream’s, needs to be condemned every single time it goes on some kind of rampage/harrassment campaign. Either that, or Dream needs to make a definitive, permanent statement against any kind of harrassment of others on his behalf. I know he’ll occassionally make the odd tweet or serious stream addressing something his fanbase did, but one of the many reasons his fanbase keeps doing the same damn thing is because he’s so lukewarm and spotty about this condemnation. A fanbase like his needs to be given explicit guidance and boundaries for the numerous things they do in his defense- harrassing/doxing antis, harrassing people who criticize him who aren’t antis (respectful criticism, other CCs, other MCYT stans, etc.), harrassing the people he critcizes (i.e., HBomb), speculating about his personal life (his relationship with his gf, his mental health/ADHD, his romantic life, his childhood, etc.), and speculating about his relationships with his friends and colleagues.  My personal ideology is that, if you have significant influence over someone or a group of people, you are at least somewhat responsible for the things those people do or don’t do, if it at all relates back to you. I’m so fucking tired of the argument that CCs aren’t responsible for what their fans do. Obviously they aren’t responsible for every single one of their fans, and obviously they can’t fully control their fans at the end of the day. But I think there are certain things that reach such a level of extremity that does make those CCs responsible. This can be measured by either scale or intensity; that is to say, if a CC’s fanbase does things on an extremely large scale, or one person from/a fraction of the fanbase does something really extreme, then the CC is made all the more responsible. Another CC I’ve always had trouble discussing with other people on this subject is Pewdiepie, in particular, about the extremists in his fanbase. Because the things a small handful of his fans have done in reference to him and/or in his name were so fucking extreme, I thought Pewdiepie had to take at least some responsibilty. Along a similar vein, because the things Dream’s general fanbase does are so widespread and on such a massive scale, Dream has to take at least some responsibility.

Fifth, okay. Hmmm. I want to tackle this point you made about the ableism he faces in some criticism of him carefully and with empathy, but not coddling. One, I do think a lot of the criticism he receives for the ways he handles criticism (post-cheating Tweets, reactions to John Swan, post-MCC HBomb stream, etc.), disregard his RSD and can be oftentimes ableist. I’ve actually encountered people irl who criticize this aspect of Dream’s character, and have had to explain to them their disregard for how ADHD/RSD affect neurodivergent people’s reactions to criticism. But - and this is a big, and very controversial but - I think mentally ill/disordered people can 100% leverage their mental illness/disorders for the sake of manipulation. This is actually something I’ve learned from a psychiatrist, regarding the ways people I know and I handle our anxiety and depression. This manipulation can be unwitting or intentional, but it is entirely possible, and the possibility shouldn’t be entirely dismissed as ableist. Living with a mental illness or disorder that others know about/that you are very public about puts you in an interesting position to receive frequent sympathy, empathy, and/or pity. I’m not saying that empathy for Dream having ADHD/RSD is entirely unjustified; on the contrary, I have frequently expressed how I can relate to his ADHD symptoms and have defended him for expressing those symptoms, both on mcytblr and in real life. I am saying that Dream fans tend to use his ADHD as a kind of shield for a lot of criticism levied against him, including the supposition that he could be manipulating his fanbase to defend him because of his public expressions of RSD. So yes, my theory is that Dream knows how to levy every aspect of his life for his personal gain and for the growth of his brand, and that includes his ADHD. I think he has courage for his openess about his ADHD, I think his openness has contributed to the rise in awareness of mental health and empathy for neurodivergent people within Gen Z, and I think at least some of his expressions of RSD publicly/online weren’t intentionally made public. All that being said, I also think he has to know just how much his fanbase cares about defending him for his ADHD, and I think he has to know that some of the things he does related to his neurodivergence endear him to his audience, in a coddling, baby-ing, mildly ableist sorta way.  Maybe this is all incredibly presumptuous of me. Of course, I can never know the real intentions behind any Dream video, Tweet, or stream. Maybe I’m just projecting, because I can see myself doing just this, if I had the maturity I had circa 2018-2019. Idfk know, man.

Sixth, I actually agree with you here, people probably do get more mad at his fanbase than him. Dream puts out content pretty seldomly, considering the frequency of content output for other Youtubers/streamers in his field/at his brand size. And yet, he has received masses of criticism. Considering that the things Dream himself does/says do not entirely correlate with the amount of criticism he receives, I think it’s a logical assumption that a lot of that criticism actually goes back to the size of his presence online, rather than the man himself. That is to say, because of the massive community he’s amassed, the exponential growth of his fanbase, their presence on every single social media site and in virtually every single Internet space/fandom, and the size of his metaphysical presence in his fields, Dream is much bigger than the man himself, so the criticism he receives will, at least in part, be a direct or indirect result of all these other aspects of the Dream brand.  Something I don’t think many Dream fans/stans, or even most MCYT fans in general, understand, is that Dream isn’t just “one guy” in the eyes of the Internet- at least, not anymore. He hasn’t been for nearly a year. Like Pewdiepie, Mr. Beast, and other CCs who have amassed similar levels of fame and wealth via Internet content creation, Dream is a brand now, and most people will treat him as such. He isn’t just some uwu soft boy playing Minecraft anymore. He is on a whole other level from any other MCYT in his friend circle or colleague interaction bubble. His words will never again live in a vaccum or private bubble, his friend circle will never again be under anything less than intense scrutiny, his past actions will never again be simple mistakes or silly errors, his words will never again be casual tweets or streams for laughs among a couple thousand followers. Dream’s name represents something much bigger than just the one man. As such, all aspects of his brand, including his fanbase, will tie back to him and, ultimately, to any general criticism of him.

I’m not saying I like any of this, and I actually think the evolution of influencers from people to a marketable brand with similar mechanisms, responsibilities, and liabilities as a corporation is some kind of late capitalism nightmare fuel; I’m just stating my own observations and theories as to why so much anti-Dream criticism seems to be directed at his fanbase, rather than him.

Seventh, he’s just a guy, you’re right, but I think a lot of the antis on Tumblr understand this more than you know. As I’ve seen it, the sentiment among much of the “DSMP stans DNI” crowd seems to be that of “Dream/other MCYTs are such ‘bad’ people, so why do their fans stick to these mediocre, racist men, when there are so many better people to watch/better content to consume?” We know this argument is flawed for many of the obvious reasons - the conflation of all MCYTs’ actions regardless of individual identity, the equating of a CC’s fanbase’s morality to that of the CC they enjoy watching, the exxageration of any error MCYT CCs have committed as bigotry/racism, the fundamental misunderstanding and misinformation that led antis to believe this exxageration of the facts, etc. But I want to focus on the general, underlying sentiment of, “why not watch someone better, when your creator is problematic?” Sometimes, I ask this of Dream stans. Yes, being mildly ignorant, getting involved in the scandals Dream has, and being a right-leaning/libertarian centrist in the recent past all seem like harmless things, all things considered. One could say Dream isn’t nearly as bad as many antis who are misinformed seem to believe, and that there are much worse CCs Dream stans could be watching and creating fan content for. But I think what Tumblr antis wonder is, aren’t there also much better MCYTs/CCs people could be watching and stanning? Because he’s just some guy, right? Is his content truly so exceptional or is he really so exceptional a person, that people have to stick by him, despite the things that spike up regarding his current or past actions? I think that’s what made me finally decide to stop watching Dream. I realized he was just Some Guy. The Dream Team was a comforting dynamic to indulge in, DNF was a cute ship to read and speculate about, and Manhunts were fun videos to watch; however, once the Reddit posts came out and I read them in-depth, the cost-benefit analysis tipped over to the “not worth it” side for me. I realized Dream’s content, while fun and comforting, was not entirely unique, and wasn’t worth sticking around for, given what I then knew about his past political leanings. If he is just Some Guy, then there are a hundred more like him out there. There a hundred more ships, a hundred more found family dynamics, a hundred more entertaining and skilled Minecraft players. So while I agree with you on the point of people being allowed to love him regardless because he is just a guy, at the end of the day, I think that, if we are to believe that sentiment or use that argument in such a manner, we should also understand the flip side- that, if he is just some guy, why is it worth sticking around? To that I say, maybe because people just enjoy the simple things they enjoy.

Anyways, I wholly agree with your tl;dr. Thanks for that insanely long ask, this was a fun thing to keep me occupied while I’ve been at work, facilitating Zoom sessions this whole morning.

[majestydeerakuma]

Waaaaaaaaaaa, yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*eats the headcanons*

Yippeeeeeeeee

Waaa, I should drop some of my headcanons for the 5 goobers :DDDDD

Here it comes, wall of words :D

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Cookie Masterson

-Birthday is December 18th

-Age 46

-5’7ft

-Bisexual

-He gets super excited when he sees cats!

-He’s still with Binjpipe

-The binjpipe headband on his head can brainwash him

-He has an older twin brother named Cinnamon. Cinnamon hosts Champ’d Up

-Cookie has autism and possibly ADHD

-This dude will eat almost anything even if he’s lactose intolerant, he does not give a shit

-He has had so many hyperfixations and he’s the only one who has kept count of them

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Schmitty

-Birthday August 8th

-Age 47

-6’3ft

-Bisexual

-He’a part Quip thanks to events that had happened to him (well, I haven’t finished writing my Quiplash stories but there is a villain in the story and I have yet to figure out what exactly happened to make Schmitty part Quip)

-He’s a rat person

-anger issues

-his humor is very simple

-He has a whole amusement park dedicated to Quiplash called “Quipland”. He sells Quiplash merch there! Every Friday night, in the Quipland circus, a game of Quiplash is hosted with the Quips/comedians (which I do have interprets of as well)

-He is very insecure and constantly worries that people don’t love Quiplash or him (if he found out about the Jackbox fandom, he’d be very surprised and probably cry because people love him)

-fucking despises emoticons

-He despises Redacted after what had happened in TMP2! He still has nightmares involving TMP2

-He has met Dandelion before…it got chaotic…

-Master Mentalist is Schmitty’s distant cousin (this one is actually canon but thought to mention it, lol! And also have some lore behind MM and why he didn’t show up to cheer Schmitty on when Quiplash first started)

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Guy Towers

-Birthday September 4th

-Age 45

-6’6ft

-Bisexual

-Big sports dude, like he has played many sports

-Autistic

-He wears the outfit I drew him in just because it’s comfortable…and cool

-He has beaten someone up with his baseball bat before

-He is retired from hosting however, he almost got dragged in by Binjpipe. The tower in Mad Verse City was Guy’s tower given to him by Binjpipe and was meant to be a guard tower so Guy could communicate to Binjpipe who to capture, however, Guy didn’t understand this in time because a robot destroyed the tower and almost killed Guy…

-He is very fast when running and very strong! He works out often and well, has played a lot of sports as mentioned before

-He is friendly outside YDKJ but he becomes Buzz’s fear on National Throw Short People Day

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Nate Shapiro

-Birthday ????

-Age 47

-6’4ft

-Bisexual

-wears colored contact lenses, his actual eye color is a viridian green

-He did not have a good home life

-He always teased Buzz for fun and never meant any harm when doing so

-He is still with Binjpipe

-He has a very bad sleep schedule…

-He never found out that Buzz was a guard for Binjpipe…if he did though…he would be furious

-He loves music a lot. He mainly listens to ABBA and heavy metal

-He can play guitar

-He will celebrate his birthday multiple times a year just to screw with everyone. Only Buzz knows when Nate’s birthday truly is but Buzz finds it entertaining that Nate celebrates multiple times a year and joins in on the joke and celebrates with him. Also…Buzz is worried Nate may have forgotten when his birthday is…

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Buzz Lippman (the goober, aaa-)

-Birthday June 7th

-Age 44

-5’4ft

-Pansexual

-Got bullied when he was younger

-He has three older sisters and a younger brother…all of them found Buzz to be strange

-Buzz was a wild child as a kid, constantly going on adventures in the backyard, not minding if his clothes got dirty and climbing things

-He’s autistic

-He’s trans FTM

-He is very talented when it comes to writing and drawing surprisingly

-He reads often and plays video games, he knows so much on Pokemon and Mario 64 (especially M64 speedrunning and the “every copy is personalized” trend)

-He had Nate stay at his place after he found out Nate was homeless

-His hair used to be long and it grows back sometimes…currently, as of 2024, his hair is long and has been unmotivated to cut it

-He hates loud noises yet will listen to loud music. He listens to Vocaloid music often

-He escaped Binjpipe and is currently trying to figure out how to save Nate and Cookie

-Yes, he has a dead name…and I even feel guilty muttering it so I’m not gonna say it

-Buzz is surprisingly sweet and kind despite his occasional envy. He is also introverted

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Yippee :D

I so badly wanna hear people’s headcanons on the YDKJ hosts (so Cookie, Schmitty, Guy, Nate and Buzz)

Like…gaaaaah, I’m gonna explode!

[whimsywit]

I would like a persona 5 male matchup I'm a short girl around 5'2 with long brown hair and eyes and a leo. I like anime,dragons,reptiles,drawing but I'm not good,tarantulas,sweets,video games, memes,dark humor. I am very kind but I care more about others than I do myself. I have bad anxiety. I tend to overthink about everything. I love to sing especially country music but I am tone deaf. I have trouble standing up for myself because I was bullied alot. I can be very blunt. I also love to swear. I can be very loud. I love a good mystery and cop shows. I love dad jokes and puns.I am terrified of bees and heights. I am very lazy but I can be good at doing stuff if motivated. I have a very kind heart and sad stories or ones with very happy endings make my heart happy or hurt like crazy. But even though I'm kind that doesn't mean i am nice all the time. I am extremely grumpy and have a short temper especially on no sleep or if I just woke up. I also do have adhd and some anxiety I dont like being touched randomly unless I know it will happen or if I touch someone. As for dreams I'm not sure I wanna be a voice actor but not too sure if its right for me as I don't know how to edit or even have the equipment. I want someone who can just listen to me as I ramble on about things I love. I want someone to understand that I think differently then normal people. I also want someone to be able to understand im not the most affectionate person but I can be if given time but I will help someone if they are touch starved like I am. I don't want someone who is a super clean freak. Also not a big fan of someone who only thinks for themselves.

I got your second message, and I’m more than happy to fill more orders for you! Just send in your info and what treat you want like you did here 🤗 In terms of your matchup, there isn’t a Phantom Thief better for you than...

Ryuji Sakamoto!

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You and Ryuji are both rambunctious and definitely don’t conform to the norm lol, frankly getting on others nerves with your odd interests and the constant high energy, dumb jokes, and swearing, only amplifying when you guys are together. But that’s all the more reason you guys are so fond of each other! There’s no worry about appearances or holding back, you guys are just always willing to get down and dirty which makes for a lot of fun and a cute as hell relationship <3

In addition, you can expect him to be nothing but a beacon of justice what with him being a founder of the Phantom Thieves, and as thus will stand up for you in a heartbeat if he sees you getting put down, which is admittedly easy due to his delinquent status; one threat with a baseball bat and you can bet no one will be messing with you any time soon! He’s incredibly selfless and always thinks of those he cares about before himself (as seen with his mother and his history with the track team) and doesn’t mind the flaws or eccentricities of others. As such, he’s a perfect match for you, listening to whatever you might ramble about with interest and enthusiasm and not minding your neurodivergency like others around you might. Even with your moodiness, aversion to touch, or whatever else you might struggle with, he can easily see your kindness and overall potential and thus dedicates himself to supporting you in his own special way which isn’t always the most effective but he’s doing his best he just thinks you’re the best and gets nervous okay 🥺

Gosh there’s hardly anything you guys don’t do together, from binging anime and cop shows (he tends to root for the criminals but it makes for an interesting watch lol) to gaming to singing bad music at the top of your lungs to looking at badass animals together! Whatever you do and wherever you go it’s a barrel of laughs as you’re able to be unapologetically yourselves around each other, which is the core piece in any relationship. Sure he might make fun of your height at times but you’re his cute spunky girl, and he makes certain no one can make fun of you but him ;0 He’s always gonna be your protector and supporter, whether it’s the little things like getting stung by bees so you don’t have to or the big goals like getting whatever you need to start up as a cool voice actor, he adores you more than you’ll ever know and will do everything in his power to see you happy. Yall are the perfect definition of partners in crime〜

[hiimwebby-vanderwaal]

Archetype — The Explorer Birthday — March 31st, 2003 Zodiac Sign — Aries Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising  MBTI — ENTP Enneagram — 7; The Enthusiast Temperament — Sanguine Hogwarts House — Gryffinclaw Moral Alignment — Lawful Good Primary Vice — Envy Primary Virtue — Kindness Element — Fire

Overview:

Mother — Arabella Vanderwaal nee Beakley (Deceased) Father — Liam Vanderwaal (Deceased)  Mother’s Occupation — Spy/Secret Agent in espionage for S.H.U.S.H agency Father’s Occupation — Spy/Secret Agent in espionage for S.H.U.S.H agency Family Finances — Middle class presently. Decent money was made though when everyone was a spy Birth Order — Only child. Webby’s parents died when they were three while in the midst of an under cover mission, there wasn’t much time for the birth fo another baby Brothers — None Sisters — None Other Close Family — Bentina Beakely, she’s Webby’s grandmother on the maternal side and also presently Webby’s legal guardian.   Best Friend — She doesn’t have one YETTTT. UGHHH SOMEONE BE HER BEST FRIEND!!!!! She so lonely :((( I mean at this point if I have to give her one it would be her grandmother lol Other Friends — She doesn’t even have A BEST-FRIEND so that means she doesn’t have any FRIENDSSS!!! Please make sure this changes for my babbbyyy. She needs friends in her liffeee Enemies — Right now she really doesn't have any considering that she's been living locked up wherever her grandmother is, but maybe she'll make some along the line. Who knows!!!  Pets — None Home Life During Childhood — Webby's parents died when she was only three and then at that point her grandmother took complete custody of her. From then on, Webby has basically been living a very locked up, sheltered life. Her grandmother treated her very well and Webby does love her very, very, VERY much but she just wished her life wasn’t so  What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — Very decorative!!!! But strategically so. Webby is very organized. She has a huge map on one of her walls and she has tacks pinned as to where she wants to go, where she has been, and possible history/mythical adventure areas all color coded!!! She also has boards up some with like her academic schedule, and others with things that she’s obsessed with!!!  Any Sports or Clubs — Not really only because lil Webby was basically stuck at home with her granny BUT she’s very athletic and will happily get her hands dirty!! Don’t count her as your typical girly-girl, she is not!!!! She does know about sports though and could tell you the rules to each one.  Favorite Toy or Game — Does spy training count?! Because she loovess that!!! And is damn good in combat and espionage tactics. She even has a back-pack of handy dandy gadgets!! Her favorite board game though is Catan and video game is Call of Duty  Schooling — Webby was homeschooled. This is her first year in an actual school here in Swynlake Secondary :D Favorite Subject — History Popular or Loner — Loner :((( Not by choice!!! She does want to make FRIENDS!!!   Important Experiences or Events — There was the death of her parents, although Webby was only three when this occurred it can be marked as an important event on her life because that was how her life with Bentina had occurred. The day when she was dropped off at Seamus’s and he was given temporary legal custody of her. Her first day of REAL SCHOOL!!!!  Nationality — British/Dutch Culture — British Religion and beliefs — Webby doesn’t really practice any religion but she does study them!!! She’s intrigued by their practices, rituals, history and often times myths that are attached to them. She can read a lot of ancient religion languages too. Bring on those ancient texts and documents!!!! She LOOVESS them!!!! 

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim —  Sabrina Carpenter Complexion — Fair skin with freckles on her nose and cheeks!! Hair Colour — Blonde but like more of a darker, dirty blonde. No where near platinum   Eye Colour — A beautiful pale, sky bluueee!!! <3 Height — 5ft. (Omg she’s my height!!!!) Build — Slim to average build Tattoos — Nope, mainly because of Bentina BUT she does want one!!!! Someone take her to her FIRST ONE!!!!! Piercings — Yes, just the standard two ear piercings. Common Hairstyle — Loose and down. Webby ain’t got time to be doing any fancy extra shit lmao. It would end up a wreck anyways because she can’t sit still. Sometimes it is picked up in like a make-shift ponytail or bun but that’s about as fancy as she gets. If you see something else, someone else did her hair xD  Clothing Style — You guys will see because she’s going to get a closet task done on her woooo!!!! But it’s pretty girly for a girl who does shit to her hair lmao Pretty, floral, cute tops in soft colors. Some type of flow-y cardigan or something always over her shirts. If it’s a graphic tee it’s normally related to like zodiac or mythical stuff. Often times she has a very girly skirt on, but best believe there is always shorts underneath it because she will still kick some ass with her skirt on xD. You can catch her in work out clothing as well: sweats, tank-tops all that jazz. She does stay on top of her exercise!!! Mannerisms — Loud, energetic, constantly in someone’s face (but not like in a confrontational matter), bubbly, always smiling, always curious

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — Nope. Webby is healthy as a horse, Bentina was very on top of this and has ebbed that into her granddaughter as well.  Physical Ailments — Nothing as of right now, but I am sure she’ll be breaking a bone sometime soon xD  Neurological Conditions — I think we are good in this part. I mean some people might consider her having like ADHD, but honestly that’s just her personality  Allergies — None Grooming Habits — Good. She has clean hygiene habits. Like don’t get her wrong she has no qualms getting down and dirty, jumping in puddles and mud all that stuff but she does clean up after haha Sleeping Habits — Oh my god no one should ever sleep with Webby. Webby has HORRIBLE sleeping habits!! She tosses and turns constantly, takes up like her entire bed space and is a serious blanket hogger xD She might be a bit more tamed if someone else slept with her but like only an itsy bitsy tiny little bit xD Eating Habits — Webby like sort of falls on both ends of the spectrum because on one hand she is conscience of what she eats and wants to make sure she has a well balance meal with all it’s appropriate food groups in BUT on the other handdd she is the first one to eat a SHIT TON of sweetsss!!! She has hard-core sweet tooth on her and that’s mainly because she wasn’t able to indulge in such things when her granny was around so now she’s taking FULL ADVANTAGE  Exercise Habits — On point!!!! Part of her spy training was remaining fit and always having a set required time for exercising. She still follows through with this even with her granny not around. She now goes to the gym though!!! EEEE. Before it was at home with her grandma.  Emotional Stability — Webby is like all over the place when it comes to her emotions. They like hop. She can never just be one emotion for far too long and then she’s very open about them. Webby is not one to really stuff her emotions down.   Body Temperature — Pretty average, nothing special. She like doesn’t lean one way or the other.  Sociability — Super AWKWARD!!! She has no concept of personal space, often times pauses leaving an air of weird silence, is VERY over enthusiastic, energized and blunt but in a very kind way. She isn’t shy, she just doesn’t know how to play it cool so it all comes off so bad lmao Addictions — None. Drug Use — Nope. Alcohol Use — Not really.

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — Chewing on her pens, awkward silences, rocking on her heels, loosing eye contact because her eyes always wonder around, tapping on her finger nails when speaking, short attention span hahaha, loud, has no awareness of personal space whatsoever or normal social cues Good Habits — Always smiling, very nice,  highly enthusiastic, very open, not shy AT ALL, trustworthy, loyal, moral, very intelligent, her willingness to listen (even with a short attention span haha), her joy in making FRIENDS!!! Best Characteristic — Her enthusiasm :D Worst Characteristic — Her lack of knowing even the most common of social cues xD Worst Memory — Her granny having to leave her for a super secret spy mission that she can’t be part of. (Would be the death of her parents but she was very young when that happened)  Best Memory — Her first ever SUCCESSFUL SPY TRAINING EXAAMM!!! Her first ever somersault and every other fancy spy fighting technique!!! ANDD all the great fun memories she knows she’s going to make in Swynlake!!!   Proud of — All the languages she has learned to read and speak!!! She loves learning about languages and the fact that she has so many of them under her belt is a great personal achievement for her :DD Embarrassed by — Webby is kind of a hard person to embarrass tbh... so I don’t think at the moment she has anything that would embarrass her haha. She should be embarrassed about her horrible attempts at “playing it cool” but she really does believe that she does a good job at it.... sighh Driving Style — Webby doesn’t drive  Strong Points — Her determination and enthusiastic drive in life!!!  Temperament — Sanguine Attitude — Optimistic, joyful, determined, feisty,  Weakness — Her inability to tune herself down. She can be a bit too much almost all of the time xD   Fears — The lost of her Granny!!!! She’s the only biological family Webby hasss  Phobias — None  Secrets — Webby comes from a family of top secret spies all part of the S.H.U.S.H agency!! And she herself has been trained by her Granny to excel in the art of espionage much like all of those before her!!!  Regrets — None right now!!! Let’s see how long that lasts haha Feels Vulnerable When — She’s alone and when it may dawn her that someone doesn’t like her or thinks that she’s extremely odd... although she hasn’t learned social cues quite that well, she is aware of that and knows that she can be a bit too much to handle.... :((  Pet Peeves — Doesn’t really have many that she’s aware of... because I really doubt Webby would be self aware of her own pet peeves haha  Conflicts — The isolation she has been under while living with her grandmother. It has left Webby with very poor social skills because she isn’t aware of the social normalities of the world. She never had to use any, so although she may not be that aware of it, it can cause conflicts with the person she’s holding a conversation with.   Motivation — Making her granny proud and hoping that one day she’d become an exceptional spy like everyone in her family!!!!! Being able to one day find some of the mythical secrets of the world!!!  Short Term Goals and Hopes — Excel in school, make friends, go on an ADVENTURE!!!! Long Term Goals and Hopes — To become a spy!!!! Fully complete her bucket list Sexuality — Bi-sexual although she isn’t aware of this because Webby has NEVER had the chance to explore her sexuality. This is my take on what I think is where Webby leans Exercise Routine  — She was definitely placed in a very tight and heavy training routine with her grandmother where she has learned all about espionage. Now that her grandma isn’t around to continue her training, she’s taking to making sure she stays fit by going to the gym, mostly every morning on the weekends and after school during the weekdays. She also repeats some of her training everyday to make sure she remains on top of those. Day or Night Person — Both Introvert or Extrovert — Extrovert  Optimist or Pessimist — Optimist

Likes and Styles:

Music — Everything!!!! Webby legit listens to anything and everything even instrumentals!!!  Books — I wrote them in one of the WriMo tasks for her butttt The Davinci Code series, Harry Potter Series, J. Robery Kennedy’s James Acton series. She’s also very into non-fictional books that talk about Ancient societies and the mythical beliefs attached to them. Magazines — Nope. Foods — Webby did keep to a rather strict food habit, but that was when her Granny was around!!! Now that Bentina isn’t around she has indulged in some unhealthy yummy food including tons of sweetss   Drinks — JUICEEE a HUGE lover of juice!!! Any kind really but her favorite is fruit punch!!! Not a fan of tea though  Animals — All types and sorts of mythological creatures!!!! Unicorns are her favoritttee but tbh she wants to see them ALL.  Sports — Not really that into sports if she’s honesstt, but she’ll play them!!!! Just give her the rules (if she doesn’t already know them because she does know a great deal of them) she’s a very fast learner!!!!   Social Issues — Ughhh she’s still very young right now and politics isn’t her top focus in life tbh haha  Favorite Saying — “I want excitement; and I don’t care what form it takes or what I pay for it, so long as it makes my heart beat.” F. Scott Fitzgerald Color — Pink!!!!  Jewelry — None. She’s not a huge jewelry person, does puts on studs for her ears from time to time Games — Again I wrote some of them on that WriMo task, but her absolute favorite game, at least video wise is Call of Duty!!! Board game it would have to be Catan  Websites — Webby does have a Facebook and an Instagram!!! Her insta handle is: webby_aroundtheworld. She uses the internet a lot though for researching!!! Her history would contain of a lot of history and mythical texts sort of searches haha  TV Shows — Really, check that task out!!! But her fave tv show issss The Librarians.  Movies — Scary/Horror movies!!!!! The Saw series are her favorite!!!!! All those BOOBY TRAPS!!!!  Greatest Want — To have her own FREEDOM!!! and MAKE FRIENDS!!!!  Greatest Need — Honestly, to freaking learn some social cues maann!!!!!

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — Webby currently lives with Seamus as for right now he has temporary custody of her until Bentina is to return sooo his house haha Household furnishings — Gotta ask Sav about that bahaha the house looks like how she envisions it since it belongs to Seamus xD. Neighborhood — the Farmlands, southwest part of Swynlake Town or City Name — Swynlake, England  Details of Town or City — We all know how Swynlake issss Married Before — Nope. Significant Other Before — Also, nope. Children — Nope. Relationship with Family — Close!!!!! Webby has a tight-knit relationship with her Granny!!!! She’s also the only living relative she has soooo Car — Nope. Career — No career at the moment, her career is school Dream Career — A spy!!!! For the same agency as all of her family!!!! Maybe even becoming an Explorer too or like an Archeologist!!!  Dream Life — One where she get’s to travel the WORLD, learning about all the ancient secrets out there from once living and thriving ancient societies, going on some crazy wild spy missions, and expedition adventures!!!! EEEE that would be her DREAAMMM.  Love Life — None at the moment but I don’t think she would be closed to the idea if it ever strolled along. Webby is a free spirittt  Talents or Skills — Fully trained in espionage defensive and offensive tactics!!! Fluent in a good bunch of different languages, skilled in gymnastics and tumbling, can play both the violin and cello!!! Does know how to diffuse a bomb and/or other type of explosion items (part of her spy training). Highly and exceptionally sufficient with the computer and researching what she needs as well as records about people... I am sure there is more but right now I am drawing a blank... Intelligence Level — Highly intelligent!!!!!! But it’s definitely not something she like throws at people’s faces, if anything people tend to forget about her intelligence due to her constant enthusiasm   Finances — She can manage haha 

Your Character’s Life Before Your Story:

Past Careers — None yet, but she has #careergoals!!!  Past Lovers — None.  Biggest Mistakes — I’m going to leave this open because she’s only sixteen she still hasn’t made what one would consider their biggest mistake, she has a lot more to go  Biggest Achievements — Same as above. 

[adhbombus]

I have answers for all of these. I’m not even gonna tell anyone to ask because I already answered them all cause I can!

1. Age, I am 16years old

2. Sexuality, I am asexual panromantic

3. Pronouns, my pronouns are they/them

4. Are you in school? Yes but it’s currently summer vacation

5. Nationality, my nationality is born and raised in America I’ve got European blood though

6. Sun sign, mine is Aquarius

7. Rising sign, no fucking clue lol

8. Moon sign, mine is Pisces

9. Mayer’s Briggs type, INFP

10. Do you have siblings? Yes two one of each binary

11. Hogwarts house, I am a Griffinclaw like Hermione

12. Godly parent, I don’t know what that is sorry

13. Dream job, artist and (this is the impossible part) be able to live off of it

14. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? Mars lol. Serious answer in a big house somewhere I can gay marry my girlfriend with her and all of my friends maybe settle for renting a whole floor of apartments

15. Do you have any pets? Yes 4 in total but I’ve had 5 through out my life. Their names are Socks, Chet, Bender, Opal and Molly Murder Mittens. Though if we count her kittens Marmalade and Midnight Murder Mittens then it’s 7. All of them have been cats

16. Who do you live with? Currently my brother, my baby cousin, my parents and our four cats

17. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own? I just got a shirt with the non-binary flag on it so that maybe? I also have pants with Stitch on them that I wear all the time like the dirty goblin I am

18. Relationship status, TAKEN!!!

19. Favorite book? All physical books I read are Warrior cats but Harry Potter is a close second. If I had to pick a specific book Tallstar’s super edition is definitely up there.

20. Last movie you watched? No cap Thor Ragnarok for the sole reason it was just on tv

21. Last song you listened to? According to my history the last song I played was “I’m in love with an E-girl” by Wilbur Soot. I listen to music at night so the playlist just goes until it stops

22. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? At least 7 cuz that’s how long my playlist is

23. How long have you had tumblr? Too long.

24. Do you play instruments? I used to play the piano

25. What was the last video game you played? Minecraft

26. What’s your favorite album? No not really. My music is so sporadic next to none of them are from the same album anymore

27. How many languages can you speak? I grew up in Texas how many do you think? It’s one. I speak one language. Though I know some Spanish and German

28. Do you like chewing gum? No not anymore gross.

29. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate though I do like Frappuccinos from Starbucks because I’m basic like that

30. White, milk or dark chocolate? White and milk. Dark can go die 💜

31. What’s your favorite type of cake? Red velvet.

32. What’s your 3rd favorite animal? Oh haha having me rank my furry babies nice try I like foxes cats wolves and really anything along that genre of animals.

33. How long can you hold your breath? Long enough

34. What’s a fun fact to tell at parties? Sea monsters especially sea serpents are mostly just whale penises

35. Do you want to have children? Absolutely not (see question 2)

36. Would you rather live near the mountains or near the beach? Beach 100%

37. Do you regret quitting any hobbies? I have ADHD look me in the eyes and ask me that again

38. Favorite video game? Unironicaly might be Undertale

39. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Not drunk and hopefully dead ✌️

40. Do you want to go to university /are at university /have been to university? Not really

41. What would you say has been your best year so far? Fucking one of them

42. What’s your favorite physical feature about yourself? My hair :3

43. What do you think is your best talent? Drawing

44. Can you drive? Legally? No. In practice? Also no :3

45. Can you ride a bike? I could. But I can’t.

46. Can you swim? Yes!

47. Do you believe in astrology? Eh

48. What is your weirdest childhood crush? Men B)

49. Describe your favorite jumper, a blue Ravenclaw jacket from Universal. Though if I had a Virgil hoodie I’d wear the shit out of it

50. How many houses do you live in? One????

51. How many different schools have you been to? 4! A religious preschool, a private school, a public school and another public school but you gotta apply to go there

52. What is the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Belize, a country is Central America though the locals told me they’re in the Caribbean

53. What time do you usually go to sleep? Around midnight

54. What plans do you have for tomorrow? Fuck all my life’s a wreck

55. Are you scared of space? Kinda??? The inevitable heat death of the universe is kind of scary and black holes but nebulas are pretty chill

56. Can you knit? Nope!

57. What’s the fanciest restaurant you’ve ever been to? Chilli’s /j I think it was called the Merlion. They served seafood and I’ve only ever been there once! And I didn’t eat anything cuz nothing sounded good.

58. What’s the longest flight you’ve ever been on? The flight to Belize must’ve been longer than the one to Pennsylvania

59. Have you ever been on a cruise? Yes when I was little

60. Is the ocean or space scarier? Ocean for sure

61. Do you support any sports teams? Not really a sports person

62. Have you ever played sports competitively? No lol

63. What’s your best friend’s favorite sport? They said tennis lmao

64. Name a sport you would like to have a go at, uhhh pole vaulting?

65. What was the last film you watched? Is there a difference between film and movie???

66. What was the last film you watched at a cinema? Uhhh Jurassic park rerun?

67. What’s your favorite Christmas film? Uhhh Muppets Christmas Carol

68. Name a film you watched for the soundtrack, none of them?

69. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been dared to do? Nothing comes to mind but I could lie wildly

70. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done? Idk be gay?

71. What’s the reason for the last friendship you ended? Toxicity 💜

72. Who’s your newest friend? Inti or Paint they kinda came as a packaged deal in my head even though it was a few weeks apart

73. What time did you wake up today? Idk like noonish?

74. What time did you go to bed last night? Like 1-2am

75. How many spoons can you balance on your face? One :3

76. What color is your hair? Blond

77. What color do you want your hair to be? Purple

78. How many times have you left your house today? Thrice! The first time was to go eat outside to not interrupt my mom’s class. The second time was after cleaning the cat boxes to throw all the shit away. And the third time was to put some donations in the car

79. When was the last time you downloaded a film or music illegally? Never but I made my brother do it for me a few years ago

80. What was it? The emoji movie (NO CAP)

81. How much charge does your phone have? Not enough

82. How many hours have you been on tumblr today? Barely even one

83. What color is your top? White with black stripes

84. What was the last lie you told? Fuck if I know. being Cis???

85. Are you or have you ever been vegan? No I can’t give up that sweet sweet moo juice

86. Can you drive? Nope!

87. How many capital cities can you name? *Wakko’s America plays in the background* more than 50!

88. Your opinion on pineapple pizza? No💜

89. Your opinion on the beach? Love it

90. How is ‘Oreo’ pronounced? Or like the word and io like in rio

91. How is ‘data’ pronounced? Both but I prefer day-ta

92. How is ‘caramel’ pronounced? Both but I use care-uh-mel most often

93. What is the ideal temperature? ~70°F

94. We’re you good at video games when you were a kid? Still am. The answers no

95. What’s the first book you remember reading? Dr. Seuss? Maybe there’s a monster at the end of this book? I have a distinct memory of reading “Oh the places you’ll go” while waiting for lice to die

96. What is the worst book you’ve ever read? Hmmm modern Warriors? It gets bad! The fourth prophecized cat being Firestar himself? Trash.

97. What’s one tv show you’d recommend to everyone? I can’t say anything that isn’t controversial. Safest thing I can think of is the good place and even then

98. Is your room tidy? I have ADHD of course not

99. How many people do you follow? Too many

100. Have you ever tried dating apps? Nope

101. Who’s birthday is next out of your family and friends? Today is my favorite ex’s birthday. I miss them every day

102. Do you drink energy drinks? Closest I got is gatorade

103. Do you drink coffee? Yes (see question 29)

104. What’s your opinion on fish? As a food? Yummy! As a friend? Pretty :3

105. Do you like hosting events? No

106. Do you like being on aux? If not to only flex my Yakko’s world skills and impress everyone with the high notes. Basically only if I’m comfortable

107. Are you good at math? Yes

108. How many phone numbers have you memorized? Two mine and my mom’s. If you get me started I can do my dad’s number too

109. Can you do a handstand? Nope

110. Jelly or ice cream? Ice cream duh

111. Have you ever been to a birthday party for children? And one of the children won’t stop screaming cuz he’s just a little attention attracter when he grows up to be a comic or actor he’ll be rewarded for never maturing for never understanding or learning that every day can’t be about you there other people you selfish asshole. And that’s all I got of the song. So anyway no but I can recite Bo Burnham really well

112. Have you ever seen a Broadway show? Yes

113. What’s your favorite type of jewelry? Bracelets and earrings/piercings mostly

114. Savory or sweet? Sour.

115. Do you like McDonald’s? No! The best thing about them is their fries

116. What do you call carbonated beverages? Soda?

117. Do you have a favorite word? Not really

118. What is something dumb you believed as a child? That I was an allocishet

119. What height do you wish you were? Taller.

120. Do you have or want tattoos? YES

121. Can you code? Nope

122. Did you watch Glee? Nope

123. Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? No????

123 questions

Age

Sexuality

Pronouns

Are you in school?

Nationality

Sun sign

Rising sign

Moon sign

Myers briggs type

Do you have siblings?

Hogwarts house

Godly parent

Dream job

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

Do you have any pets?

Who do you live with?

Whats your favourite piece of clothing you own?

Relationship status

Favourite book?

Last movie you watched?

Last song you listened to?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

How long have you had tumblr?

Do you play any instruments?

What was the last video game you played?

Whats your favourite album?

How many languages can you speak?

Do you like chewing gum?

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

White, milk or dark chocolate?

Whats your favourite type of cake?

Whats your 3rd favourite animal?

How long can you hold your breathe? (please don't suffocate trying to find out)

Whats a fun fact to tell at parties?

Do you want to have children?

Would you rather live near the mountians or near the beach?

Do you regret quitting any hobbies?

Favourite video game?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Do you want to go to university /are at university /have been to university?

What would you say has been your best year so far?

Whats your favourite physical feature about yourself?

What do you think is your best talent?

Can you drive?

Can you ride a bike?

Can you swim?

Do you believe in astrology

What is your weirdest childhood crush?

Desribe your favourite jumper?

How many houses have you live in?

How many different schools have you been to?

What is the furthest youve ever travelled?

What time do you usually go to sleep?

What plans do you have for tomorrow?

Are you scared of space?

Can you knit?

What's the fanciest restaurant youve ever been too?

What's the longest flight you have ever been on?

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Is the ocean or space scarier?

Do you support any sports teams?

Have you ever played sports competitively?

What's your best friend's favourite sport?

Name a sport you would like to have a go at?

What was the last film you watched?

What was the last film you watched at a cinema?

What's your favourite Christmas film?

Name a film you watch for the soundtrack?

What's the worst thing you've ever been dared to do?

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?

What's the reason for the last friendship you ended?

Who is your newest friend?

What time did you wake up today?

What time did you go to bed last night?

How many spoons can you balance on your face?

What colour is your hair?

What colour do you want your hair to be?

How many times have you left your house today?

When was the last time you downloaded a film or music illegally?

What was it?

How much charge does your phone have?

How many hours have you been on tumblr today?

What colour is your top?

What was the last lie you told?

Are you or have you ever been vegan?

Can you drive?

How many capital cities can you name?

Your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

Your opinion on the beach?

How is 'oreo' pronounced?

How is 'data' pronounced?

How is 'caramel' pronounced?

What's the ideal temperature?

Was you good at video games as a kid?

What's the first book you remember reading?

What's the worst book you've ever read?

What TV show would you recommend to everyone?

Is your room tidy?

How many people do you follow?

Have you ever tried dating apps?

Who's birthday is next out of your family and friends?

Do you drink energy drinks?

Do you drink coffee?

What's your opinion on fish

Do you like hosting events?

Do you like being on aux?

Are you good at maths?

How many phone numbers have you memorised?

Can you do a handstand?

Jelly or ice cream?

Have you ever been to a birthday party for children?

Have you ever seen a Broadway show?

What's your favourite type of jewellery?

Savoury or sweet?

Do you like mcdonalds?

What do you call carbonated beverages?

Do you have a favourite word?

What is something dumb you believed as a child?

What height do you wish you were?

Do you have or want tattoos?

Can you code?

Did you watch glee?

Can you fit your fist in your mouth?

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All the asks :3c

Das a lot AND answers all my other ones 

(Warning, gets depressing at some points)

Sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise!

Are you mentally ill?

I mean, I haven’t been diagnosed(yet) but I have a feeling I might have some form of depression. (I’m going to see a doctor soon for sure at some point to test this out) and possible ADHD

Are you physically ill?

Does back pain count?

What is the most expensive thing you have bought?

My entire Disney trip that I paid out of pocket

Do you have a job?

Yes! I have two!

Are you in school?

Ye

Are you a dropout?

Nah

Are you in college?

Ye

Introvert or extrovert?

Somehow, I think i’m in-between. Depends on the day.

What do you think when you look at your body?

Big, has weird ass teeth.

What have others said when they look at your body?

Soft?? idk they say im pretty but only at me eyes.

Do you have a particular song that you feel deeply?

Young and Menace by FOB and just, I have a lot but that is just what i’m hyper-fixated on now (and Fever The Ghost which is a really good animated music video)

Talk about a time in your life where you have felt most alive?

Uhhh probably the last time I went on vaca to NH. Good times.

Are you confident wearing a bikini?

Nah. I’m not even confident wearing a one-piece.

Can you look people in the eyes while talking?

Most of the time, but sometimes I can’t.

Has anything terrible happened to you?

Let’s just leave it at ‘yeah’. 

Has anything wonderful happened to you?

Yee

Favorite part of your personality?

idk I’d have to say how I can make people laugh really easily? 

Least favorite part of your personality?

hyper-sensitive to everyone’s emotions which sucks at points because it can really effect my mood

Favorite part of your body?

Hands?

Least favorite part of your body?

idk?/

Favorite quote?

“The first and simplest emotion which we discover in the human mind, is curiosity” - Edmund Burke   

Do you have friendships with all genders?

Yeah Do you have a good relationship with your father?

So and so. I love him but sometimes he needs to just, chill. 

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?

Absolutely not!

Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?

I mean, my brother hates me unless I buy him food and my sister tries to hard but I think its not on the hate or good. 

Have you ever been hurt physically or mentally by a family member?

Both.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

No?? not that I can think of at least.

Do you know anyone who has taken their own life?

Yeah but I didn’t know him well. 

Have you ever tried to take your own life?

Fortunately no. I haven’t gotten the energy to do such things which is good. 

Biggest lie you have told?

Me telling my parents I’m straight when they asked me about my relationship with another girl. 

Do you follow any conspiracies?

nah

Do you believe in a New World Order?

sure if it makes all this shit around me just Stop.

Do you respect your government and the way your country is run?

What government?? I got no government or President at the moment. Just a monkey and his underlings of death!

Is there currently any strife in your country?

Take a wild fucking guess. 

Have you ever been displaced within your country?

All the time my dude. 

Are your friendships healthy?

Yeah I’d say they’re good! (unless i’m unintentionally being bad to my friend then idk that just egh)

Are you currently fighting with a friend?

Noep

Are you jealous of a friend? Why?

I’m jealous of my friend going to this art school I wanted to go to because I have no money to go but its not their fault. I just wanted to go with them. 

Do you believe in the Illuminati?Do you think any celebrities are associated with the Illuminati? Who?

Nah.

How can people tell you are nervous?

Don’t make eye contact with me at all.

How can people tell you are sad?

Cracking of the voice. 

Do you ever express your true feelings?

Most of the time I don’t have a filter so yeah. I do a lot. 

Regrets in your life?

Not drawing more.

Achievements in your life?

Some of my art got put on display at my college’s art gallery so that was nice. And I bought a car. 

What did people say about you in school?

Gay? Gay.

What did you say about people in school?

I don’t know any of that drama. Not a fuck. 

Is there something you have never told anyone?

Yeah I guess. 

Have you committed an illegal act?

noep

If you had two days to spend one million dollars how would you spend it?

Pay upfront my dream college tuition then pay for a small cozy house and then give the rest to my friends/family. 

What were your aspirations at age 5, 10, 15, 18?

5 I can’t remember, 10 I wanted to paint clouds for a living, 15 I wanted to die, and 18 I wanted to move out of my house AND die. 

Describe your first kiss? Was it how you imagined?

Messy and clumsy. Did not expect, after living in my heterosexuality household, for it to be a girl. 

Growing up were you in a wealthy, average, or low income household?

Average, low income, then average again. 

Are you from a broken marriage?

Yes.

Have you been raised by a solo parent?

No.

Do you know both your parents?

No. 

What colour eyes, hair and skin do you have?

My eyes are grey, my hair is dirty blonde, and my skin is pale. 

Have you abused drugs or alcohol?

No

What languages can you speak?

Just English. 

Do you conform to your societies standards?

To get paid? Yeah. 

Do you cry often?

No. 

Do you tell people what you think of them?

Only when its my close friends and its just sappy compliments. 

Are you comfortable accepting compliments?

I guess, sometimes I feel as though I don’t deserve them though. 

Are you comfortable giving compliments?

ABSOLUTELY!!!

Is any mental illness hindering your life?

My depression sometimes makes it hard to drive without being constantly bombarded with intrusive thoughts. 

Is any physical illness hindering your life?

Nah.

Do you keep up with current events?

So and so. 

What’s the latest news in the world you have heard/read?

Protests against nurses in Boston? idk what it was about though since I saw it briefly while I was at work this morning.

What have you done today?

I got up at 5 am to go to work, then got home to draw a little, and now i’m spending my time doing this. 

Do you sleep well?

Sometimes.

Do you sleep badly?

Most of the time. 

Have you ever hurt anyone because you were hurting?

Yes. 

Has anyone ever hurt you because they were hurting?

Super yes. 

Have you ever had to end a friendship/relationship? Why?

Yes I had to end my relationship with my best friend when I was young, because of our parent’s disputes. 

Have you ever stopped someone from hurting themselves?

Yes..

Has anyone ever stopped you from hurting yourself?

No. 

Do you like your laugh?

idk. 

Are you preparing for an apocalypse? And what kind?

no not really. 

Do you have any funny family stories?

One time I found a garter snake in my old house’s yard and began to run around the adults carrying it. There was a lot of screaming. 

Are you religious?

Not really. 

Do you like to watch true crime shows or movies?

I watched a lot of CSI:Miami and Criminal Minds when I was younger :D

Are you interested in cults?

Nope. 

Would you like to raise a family in your country?

Maybe. 

List some things you wanted in your childhood but never got?

Confidence. 

Is there a large age gap between you and a sibling?

Uhh the biggest age gap I think is my brother which is 9 years. 

Are you from a blended family?

Yes!

Do you believe in marriage? Why/Why not?

I only believe in marriage if there is good communication and a good understanding of each other. 

What is the nicest thing anyone has said to you?

One time, this little girl came up to the window and she said I was beautiful. I almost started to cry. (and like, my friends complimenting me that makes my day too)

Do you keep a journal?

I used to! Don’t got time for that now!

Would anyone be hurt by reading it?

I mean second hand embarassment if you read my old one. 

Do you have children?

No

Have you been pregnant?

No!!

List your favorite movies?

The Iron Giant, Scooby Doo and The Cyberchase/Alien Invaders, The Lego Movie, idk just a lot of movies. 

List your favorite people?

uhhh my friends, just. All of them? Too many to name but I love them all. 

Talk about the birthmarks and scars on your body?

I have a crescent shaped scar/indention on my face because I rammed myself into a coffee table when I was young. 

Do you look after yourself?

Lol no. 

Do you put yourself or others first?

Ye!

Are you happy today?

Sort of. 

Are you loved?

I think so? 

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That other one was too long lol part two sept 11

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I don’t know how many people would understand if I explained exactly the type of dynamic we seem to have.

Unless someone is completely into hard kinks. It seems confusing to say that yes I feel like I am respected and desired and listened to, that I’m able to be myself and that his intentions with me seem pure. When on the other hand I submit to him and do whatever he says even if I’m not sure, he convinced me. He respects my limits and has pushed me farther than I’ve ever gone before at the same time. Okay maybe it’s not that confusing but I still think it’d throw most people off if I told then I like it when We pretend like he’s raping me because it makes me feel in control and desired.

For him I think I understand it as he gains satisfaction from convincing people to have sex because it makes him feel seductive but he wants enthusiasm and full consent from the other party. It’s definitely hot when it’s someone you are actually attracted to and want to fuck taking you whenever they want and even if I’m not horny someone having the power to turn that switch in you and feeling that desire grow and turn from reluctance to thanking him for proving that he knows what’s best For me and when I need to feel good and when it’s time for me to forget about the world for a bit and focus on serving.

And I’m sure when we have more time to just exist in a normal setting we’ll find our own silent signals that it’s not time for play and ones that signal it’s go time. I am excited to finally be with someone who matches me sexually and mentally.

I really did need someone who was smart, knew how to navigate a relationship with someone who has adhd, has done actual research into it and is ready and willing to help me and take on the challenges that it brings. And also has been so conscious of my body pains. Being mindful I’m not in pain and taking breaks and readjusting as much as needed to keep me comfy.

It’s like u really going for the first guy that treats u right but like why should I deny myself if it feels right I don’t want to accidentally lose the potential love of my life because I think that way. I gotta think that I went through a lot of bullshit and learned what I deserve now and I attracted what I was looking for. And staying true to who I want to be and not pretending because I don’t want to lose someone’s attention is something I think I’ve learned how to do. Speaking vulnerably is something I’ve had to lose my fear of as well. The true connections I seek require full openness and honesty. And it’s so much easier when there’s no foundation filled with half truths and lies to Save feelings.

Maybe it’s just dirty talk but he’s said that he’s wanting to do things to me that only happen when he’s really feeling someone and he’s said that he’s already seen that it’s clear I’m going to be his.

He asked what day we met and I wonder if he’s planning something. He said he likes romance. I’m curious if he noted the date to keep track and celebrate milestones of when we met. Which even if he’s not, I’ll have my implant in my arm and ill be fully protected by that day and I think if we get a chance to hang out that day I’ll make it special and let him cum inside me. We’ve had to be careful and not go to far with actual penetrative sex. He’s had me bring my toys and used them on me and once he finished in my ass but mostly he’s been finishing in my mouth and on my face.

I’ve gotten so horny for it though. It’s so hot but neither of us feel prepared for parenthood so it’s gotta wait until me telling him to fill me with his cum and breed me won’t be followed by a scare. Because idk if there’s anything better than feeling a cock get as hard as it can and expand inside you stretching your walls and throbbing as it fills you with its cum.

I want to ask him if he thinks about me when I’m not around. While he’s doing his work while he’s running errands while he’s being civil with his house mate and ex. Has his thoughts been returning to our adventures like mine have? To hear him talk about how much he’s thought of seeing me again would be so hot. Or romantic depending. Hopefully a combination of both.

Gah why can’t I have a tape recorder in my brain so I can replay all the sweet things he says to me when I need it. Maybe one day I’ll ask. I think he asked me for a video recording once. We can exchange them.

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think i have been going abt the way i talk & interact w ppl wrong. feels shitty that as an adult i am still so repressed. a lot has to be unspoken bc maybe i dont have words that other ppl want to hear. & otherwise i had always been scared to say what i mean. thinking today abt what it might be like to be honest w ghosts. maybe they would materialize but i wont try.

we would go to stone valley. him & i. somehow its hard to admit thats who has lived in my head for so long. i really don’t much remember what he looks like, only photos. or that feeling of being so enchanted. the heartbreak, numb, is still familiar. i think its on my mind bc i reread ganbare nakamura kun yesterday & the furious rewriting of truth inside the head (is it just me? they couldn’t.. wouldn’t... would they?) made me feel so sad. i was thinking when he feels rejected on the school trip, when hirose seems to enjoy the company of everyone else, nakamura goes to the aquarium alone anyway to see the cute octo. & he has this happy face. & he finds tako & its so cute & he becomes so frustrated, upset. of course things would end up this way. & thats where my story ended. but hirose appears, paid the entrance fee & tells nakamura he is funny & charming, & reveals an intimate moment of i would rather be with u. 

the wind would blow across the water. my hair would be pulled up into a messy bun, or maybe i would just clip back the sides. i might pick him up, but i would have to practice the route. he would say, woah... you’ve changed. i might say... im not sure. is that okay? & there’s no way to say no. so we would end up by the reservoir, & i might ask why he agreed to meet me, or he might ask why i wanted to see him. i might tell him how i felt that year. how i was so upset to watch him graduate. i guess i think he would be uncomfortable around me. & i might tell him i dont have any expectations. i just wanted to see him again.

writing & rewriting endings (continuations) is a strange strategy i don’t know how to feel about. i thought deeply about it first reading eve ewing’s poetry guided by hui ying. i guess most happy stories feel like rewritings already. like there’s what an author who lives a lovelier life would expect to happen to them. but for me it wouldn’t happen that way. & that’s why i find it difficult to rewrite my own stories- because they wouldn’t happen that way. & i want them to be anything but real so bad. the real story is much more mundane & painful. so to rewrite my stories into mythology or whatever else carries a lot of weight. like, of course representations are easily imagined to be perfect, full of vigor & triumph & diversity & heroes & villains & lessons but it doesn’t make sense to me to deform my past into smth worth ingesting. its yucky to share the dirty & ugly feelings i have had as well as a sanitized retelling. maybe i just want to tell a story full of monsters.

ive started drawing a little but even that imagining of a representation is icky to me. i guess thats why i think i can only draw myself- bc im not a representation. that my image can literally be a version of me flattened onto a page. & thats different from designing characters to fit an ideal image for a story. i guess i am very unideal for my tragedy lmao. i will draw tmrw.

some updates abt the summer: - hate texting/msging ppl. did it rarely but somehow felt like a lot - sad that i don’t know what ppls lives are like who i care abt & that is a shameful contradition bc clearly i dont care if i dont know & dont want to ask but i dont want to ask bc that already embodies the contradiction of not knowing but wishing i knew - rly lonely sometimes. like now writing abt him & regretting how i have gotten to this point in my now 20′s without building the beginnings of any future that has love in it, friends, partners, comrades, children, guardians, mentors - looking forward to umibe no etranger movie i guess. tbh i rly dont like the manga characters but the art is cute i guess & voice acting from the trailer is pretty precious. been reading a lot of bl these few days & i think it is the most interesting part of my life. cis women can write these dramatic narratives abt what is feels like to be a queer boy in love. it is so easy & pleasurable to abuse imagined beings. i have to write vestigial bodies this year.  - alice is home this weekend. we celebrated dads burthday today. i think 56. mom and dad both say they are not old, & alice was quick to agree. i think it is convenient for her to not have to see them every day & think abt their futures. alice made drinks & i made spocy ramen around midnight & i think this is the type of carefree activity i miss indulging in w friends, ppl who i want to eat well & be happy & see their beautiful faces & talk abt everything w. friends is such a bad, generic word. - school starts in two weeks i think - idk what else. had a period of rly enjoying the sunrise & running outside, but i am back in the slump. its so difficult to wake up when i dont know why i would want to do that shit. lol. its always not so difficult anymore once i am awake but i realized i am so upset when i am tired, & im just used to living with those feelings until i pass out. i dont need more than 8 hrs a day to feel happy but its difficult to stop the slump from making its nest - pastimes r watching one piece (im on episode 500+ & i cannot multitask when reading subs), reading bl, playing botw, playing w myself, & eating i guess. i also read sula in one day bc i wanted to prove to myself that i still knew how. obsessive. comforts & pleasures > coping. our brains r wired so weak by scarcity relations. & also idk... adhd & ocd tendencies + anxious obsessive & depressive obsessive.

goals for the end of this year i think: - 80 pgs of lianhuanhua type graphic novel - vestigial bodies essay on virtual pleasure & bodily rejection (pain, deterioration, abuse, freakishness) - maybe centered on some media? not sure yet.. thinking abt video games & comics as virtual life where representations replace bodily function, distance pleasurable simulated outcomes w the body that produces unpleasurable irl outcomes - visual novel in febuilder if i figure out what i want to do with gameplay. - learn blender. maybe construct one scene

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Hi!~ you can just call me Alex, please!~ I would like to be anon if that is ok lol the fandoms I want are A3!, Haikyuu!!, and Naruto! 🥰 SFW and NSFW is alright with me! 😉 whatever is comfortable lol

Alright so, intro info! I’m a Capricorn sun, Sagittarius moon and Virgo Ascendant. My modality is Cardinal 53%, Fixed 37%, Mutable 11%. My elements are Earth 51%, Water 36%, Fire 10% and Air 3%. My MBTI is INFJ. I’m also a HuffleClaw with a bit of Slytherin. I have was born with Turner Syndrome. I have ADHD, Autism, Anxiety and Depression. I am agender and I use they/them pronouns though she/her are alright since I’m used to those pronouns lol I am still exploring my sexuality, I am very open dating anyone of any gender so I would say I’m bi/panromantic, however I do strongly connect with the asexual spectrum since trust is a big deal for me lol

I had a coarctation or narrowing of the arota at 6 days old and was pronounced dead on the way to Children’s Hospital. I had open heart surgery soon afterwards. My grandmother was told that with all the mental health issues I could have due to TS, I could be super smart or I wouldn’t even be able to remember my own name. The doctor’s said I would be bad at math. My parents divorced when I was 10 and my little brother was 6. Both of them remarried, my dad once and our mol several times. Though, I won’t go more into that lol just to save you the details, our grandparents raised us and life was -is- really messy ahah

I’m currently going to college. I was supposed to graduate last semester, but I changed my major several times in the last 2 years lol 😂😂 I was a biology major and wanted to work in marine bio/ wildlife conservation and start my own rehab places for marine/terrestrial mammals. I am now a Middle School Education major with areas of concentration in science and language arts with a minor in TESL ( Teaching English as a Second Language). I want to teach English in Japan! 😊 As far as grade school, I always made As/Bs witout even trying and I loved to read, so much so that I got an award for it in 5th grade! I was quiet yet loud and super awkward as a kid 🤣🤣 I actually loved science a lot and even took AP courses until highschool because the teacher I would have taken in highschool was a really bad teacher who if he had family members and didn’t like them, he wouldn’t like you. He taught my father and his sister and didn’t like them, so least to say young and impressionable me noped out of that fast 😂😂

For a while, I wanted to be a Forensic Antropologist like Temeperance from Bones! 😊 however, we didn’t have a anthro major at my college, only chem lol so, when I started taking upper level courses, I quickly found I much prefer bio to chem 🤣🤣 I still dislike math as I have my whole life, but since I got to college, I’ve only made below a B in one math related course! 🥰

Ok sorry for a lot of random info 🤣🤣 onto other things! So, I’m very shy and quiet at first, but when I get comfortable around someone, that’s when the wierd comes out 🤣 I’m very passionate about education and science! I am a Christian and am very passionate about equality. I also firmly believe in redistributing millionare/billionares’ wealth.

I grew up watching anime and still love it to this day. I have strong connection with Japanese culture because anime was the gateway into learning about it and anime will always have a special place in my heart because of it! Japanese culture and really most if not all Asian cultures resonate with me because of the morals anime had taught me. I firmly believe in balance and hamrony with nature! I was introduced to kpop in middle school and have been a fan ever since lol 🤣 I also like pop/alternative music lol I like P!NK, Linkin Park, Adele and a few others lol

As I mention with wanting to be a marine biologist, I really love animals!~ 💕💜 my favs are otters, foxes, cats of all kinds, dogs, wolves, dolphins, and honey badgers! I currently have a Korat named Lila (li-lah like lilac) she is a very unique cat 🤣 she’s super curious and sorta a crackhead lol I did have a yorkie terrier named Sarah and a miniature schnauzer named Star, but since last June, we had to put both of them down 🥺 Sarah got cancer suddenly late last year and a few months ago Star had congestive heart failure. They were 13 and 14 respectively. They were amazing dogs! Sarah loved to swim and hunt little creatures and was the energetic one while Star was the grouchy old lady 🤣🤣

I also love anything fantasy/superhero! I love HP, LOTR, and Marvel! My fav genre of anime is shounen obvi lol 🤣Lol I also love learning other languages! I took French in highschool and two semester of Mandarin in college lol ( I need to brush up on both 🤣🤣) I am currently trying to learn Japanese! I wanna also learn Korean, Welsh, and Irish! I hope to go teach English in Japan via the JET program at my college! 🥰 I will more than likely stay in Japan after I stay the 5 max years through the JET program!

I also really love video games! I wanna play Persona 5 soo bad 🤣🤣 Horzon: Zero Dawn, the Legend of Zelda series, the Pokemon series and Animal Crossing: New Horizons are some of my favorites lol

Hmmm… what else to say? 🤣 I am typically the mom friend of the group ahaha oh! I am 4’9” and weigh 140 so I’m kinda chubby 😅 I am very self concious about my body. I have green eyes and I wear small, black rectangular glasses. I have moles and freckles all over my body. I have a dyed blonde bob with a brunnette undercut. I don’t have any piercings yet but I do have one tattoo on my inner left ankle!

I am stubborn, passionate, caring, empathetic, understanding, loving, loud, quiet, awkward, hyper, enthusiastic, curious, and I can procrastinate at times due to my ADHD lol I also love to have plans lol I like things to be organized and clean, but I don’t mind ‘organized chaos’ sometimes lol I am also very loyal to my friends. I prefer having a few super close friends than having tons of aquaintances.

Ok so dating lol um I’ve never actually dates anyone before 🙈 I’m also a virgin lol trust is a big issue for me, like aforementioned my parents divorce affected me a lot and I have a strained relationship with each of them due to the divorce and the events over the years afterwards. Plus, as a Capricorn, school/career is my main focus. I’m so busy with college and trying to figure myself out, I haven’t got time for dating ahaha so my irl soulmate will need to be a hell of a person and have the patience of a saint to deal with me 🤣

Even though I have never been in a relationship, out of curiousity and wanting to be knowledgeable, I have researched BDSM lol 😂 I am definitely not into slave/master, whipping, or anything super hardcore at all lol though, mild stuff like toys, handcuffs, spanking, biting, dirty talk, brat/tamer or daddy (mommy)/ little girl and blindfolds would be stuff I’m willing to try out lol basically, some light pain, toys and anything where I can be submissive and cast my cares away while still being able to be sassy/defiant suits me 🤣

Oh! For the purposes of this matchup, just male characters is fine lol like I said, I’m still trying to figure myself out so, for simplicities sake, assuming heteronorms is alright lol

Hmm as far as a type of guy I like, I can give you some anime examples 😂 Portgas D. Ace from One Piece, Itachi/Kakashi/Shikamaru from Naruto, Roy Mustang (also shoutout to Solf J. Kimblee as a guilty mention 🤣) from FMA!B, Kisuke Urahara from Bleach, Zuko/Sokka fron ATLA, Gintoki/Kamui/Takasugi/Shinpachi/Hijikata/Katsura from Gintama, Daisuke Kanbe from The Millionare Detective- Balance:Unlimited, Shinso Hitoshi/Shindo Yo from BNHA/MHA, Levi/Beel from Obey Me!, Itaru/Omi/Sakyo/Misuki/Tsuzuru/Kazunari/Banri from A3! And many more 🤣🤣 sorry for the long list lol basically to sum it up my type is kinda laid back, a lil perverted, confident, dominant, funny, teasing/flirty, caring, intellgent, mysterious, passionate and stubborn lol

Well, I hope that was enough info to get a good in depth matchup 🤣🤣 I feel like I gave too much but I wanna try to make it as detailed for y’all as possible so you can have an easier time with the matchup ahah thanks a lot, I love your blog and keep doing the good work you are doing! 🥰❤️💜💕 be sure to take care of yourselves and I hope y’all have a great weekend!! 🥰

( I apologize for sending it a second time, but there was some stuff I wanted to add that I forgot to mention until I after I sent in the first one 😭 again, I sincerely apologize!)

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𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽...

I choose Kiba to be your Naruto boyfriend! when he first sees you, and how quiet and shy you are, Kiba will definitely want to bring your inner playfulness out! And when he sees that you do have some playfulness in you, he will see that you became comfortable enough around him that your inner weird came out! And that would really pull at Kiba’s heartstrings! Kiba will also find it fascinating that you like different types of culture, and how the world works via science and education! He isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but he will definitely appreciate how you think, since he wants harmony in the world too! He will love the fact that you love animals and he will love the fact that you want to be a marine biologist! Being an animal lover himself, he will marry you right on the spot, just for that!

Since you are the mom friend of the group, you can totally take care of Kiba! It might not be the best, but Kiba would really love and appreciate you taking the time out of your day to do stuff for him, even if he didn’t ask for it! He will love your buddy, it being curvy and easy to hold onto, if you know what I mean wink wink. He will find your little beauty marks to be charming and I see him poking your moles and freckles every so often when he is bored! And when you tell him that you want to get tattoos, hell yeah! He will want to be there for when you get your first one!

Kiba will love the fact that you are passionate about your studies, and you main focus is school and your career! He will love the fact that you are don’t want anyone to mess up your future, and where you want to go in life! He may be a bit on the impatient side, but when he is with you, he will understand the need for patience and why it is important! He will also love the fact that you are so loyal to your friends! He doesn’t want to date anybody who isn’t loyal or isn’t compassionate to the people around them, so that will definitely be a plus in your book!

For the spicy stuff, Kiba at first would not know what he is doing but once he figures it out, ho boy, you are in a for a treat! Biting, lots of biting, and him being just very dominant, wanting to please you and make you feel like you are on cloud nine! He will let you do what you want, if it means that you are going to like what you guys do in the bedroom! From the biting to the dirty talk, he is up for anything!

I choose Sakyo to be your A3! boyfriend! Sakyo will see your shy and quiet persona and think nothing much of it, but once you get comfortable around him, enough so that your inner weirdness comes out to play, he will be surprised that you were hiding such a fun and cheerful person away from him! He will also like the fact that you are passionate about science and education, since Sakyo himself is definitely one to go to science for something that can’t be explained, and he is one to like education too, since it gives you wisdom on subjects you didn’t know about before! He will love the fact that you love his culture so much, from the anime to the actual history of Japan. He will feel that you super educated on the subject, and will be appreciative of how much you love where he is from! 

Sakyo will find it adorable that you love animals, and he find it admirable that you want to become a marine biologist! It is a hard job, learning about all kinds of animals, and then discovering new ones! Yeah he will find it very impressive! And if you were to ever tell him that you want a dog or some kind of really cute animal, he will never able to say no to you! So you should use that to your advantage! As for video games, he isn’t one for the, but if you ever try to get him to play with you, he will have a hard time saying no! It will frustrate him though, that you’d keep beating him at all of them!

As for appearances, I feel Sakyo wouldn’t care about what you like, it’’s all about what is on the inside, and when he sees that you are a passionate, loving, caring, a mother figure to your friends, loyal to them, and empathetic to the people around you, he will just know that you are the person for him! Seriously, yeah he might like your curvy body, but what will really give make him like you is the fact that you are just a really nice person for people to be around! He will definitely understand the sentiment of having just a few close friends, than having like twenty acquaintances.

Sakyo will love the fact that you’d rather focus on your studies than have a boyfriend that could distract you from your future career! He would be glad to wait for you to accept him, until you are stable in your career and would be able to start dating you like he wants! And for a little spicy time, he would be a dominant as all hell. Like he would be so into dirty talk and taking you to heaven with his mouth. You might tell him you want to some like spanking and biting, and he might be into the biting, but the spanking makes him feel a little weird, so he might do it as often. But! If you ask, him he will have no reason to say no! So you better have fun with him!

I choose Iwaizumi as your Haikyuu boyfriend! Much like Sakyo, Iwaizumi will see you shy and timid demeanor and think nothing of it, and if anything, he will think it is kind of cute, but would have an inkling that you are more than you put out. And once Iwaizumi sees that, yes, you are more than shy, that you have your weird quirks and can be quite loud, he will find you even more cute, what with the way you act around him and not the others! He will find it so cute that you only act like that with him and nobody else! And much like Sakyo, he will find it awesome that you like his culture so much! From the anime to the language, and everything else! He would even offer to help you learn the language and such, to help you better understand his culture! Iwaizumi love the fact that you like superheroes and practically anything fantasy! I suspect that Iwaizumi also love Marvel and such! I also feel like Iwaizumi is extremely good at video games, so when he plays with you, make sure you try your best to win against him!

Iwaizumi will feel a bond with you being like the mom friend, since he has to constantly watch over Oikawa like he is his child! And for appearances, much like Kiba, I feel as though Iwaizumi will see your blemishes and your curvy body and think it is just uniquely you! Something that he associates with you alone! And the uniqueness will definitely get him to really like you! But I feel like he will really like girls in glasses so that is a definite plus for you!

Iwaizumi will love the fact, like the others, that you are a loving and caring person. Someone that is passionate and driven! And the fact that you have all your plans thought out and organized in your own way? Oh yeah, he would definitely like that! And the fact that you are so passionate about your future that you’d much rather focus on that instead of being in a relationship! He’d understand, would he hate that fact that he has to wait for you to be stable in your career? Yes, he wouldn’t like it one bit, but he wouldn’t leave you because of it! Will he wait for you? Most definitely!

For the spicy stuff, ahahahaha Iwaizumi. He is like. A dominant bottom, he’s okay with essentially whatever you want to do, as long you both are having a good time, and you guys are feeling good! As for the biting and the spanking and all the kinky things you want to try out, he’d be into it, he’d just wouldn’t know how to go about it, so it would be a learning experience for the both of you! In the end, Iwaizumi would be into a lot of things you guys tried! So beware what he has in store for you in the future!