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confusion-core · 1 year ago

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You guys do know that Gorillaz are real people though right?

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

#not the same thing #they definitely are real #my friend's dad had David Alburn in his yoga class once #apparently hes very nice

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mr-malumm · 9 months ago

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Morning routine of local TV star

#this man has never heard of a toothbrush i can basically guarantee it #the big t shirt and boxers combo has me 😳💍🫀🗡️#he definitely just smells like windex #thats so real of him #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #hazbin vox #the vees #hazbin hotel memes #my art

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cloudfishcg · 3 months ago

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that man 📈📈📈📈

#the website is real btw!!#only discovered it yesterday #it's really cool you should definitely check it out #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #arataka reigen #reigen arataka #artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #art #sketch #my art #fanart

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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How to calm down Roxy in FNAF security breach

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sclappin · 4 months ago

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Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

#my art #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #astarion ancunin #chessa #owlbear cub #fan art #first real post on this one instead of petitelappin #i drew these a while ago but never cleaned them up properly #i was mostly thinking about this as a concept when i (as wyll) released 7000 vampires into the city sewers and i was like #'we may have at some point stopped fitting the definition of monster hunter huh'#but also u know seeing the gur hunter later vowing to do what he can for his vampire daughters really got to wyll #thematically. im sure. anyway!#but lbr his crowning achievement in my playthrough was monster hunting so bad he ended up in a beautiful romance w his target instead

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somerandomdudelmao · 5 months ago

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Part 9 :)

Little fun fact. Astronauts are pretty often recruited from pilots, because people who can fly planes already have many of the skills and experience necessary for space flights:D

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#marble sky #marble sky comic #Ward #Holly #comics #art #yeah so god is definitely real but planes are kinda questionable #ahahahah

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

#art #positivity #described images #image description in alt #i'm like 80% sure that's a lynx but i've never seen one irl #i'm going to weld this meme into my brain as i start crochet #maybe i have seen a lynx at the zoo actually. but that's beside the point and i haven't been to a zoo in years (sad!)#the zoos in my state are actually from what i understand VERY high-end and VERY good with their animals #which definitely makes me more willing to support them <3 #i have been informed this is not a lynx btw #IN MY DEFENSE they look similar #thank GD tumblr unlike twitter lets you edit alt text. staff was real af for that (rare compliment i have for staff)

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dragonfollies · 1 year ago

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How the last few episodes of Fionna and Cake have been

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marzzapan · 1 month ago

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"my sandwich tastes gross"

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

YOU MADE THE SANDWICH

#artists on tumblr #taking commisions #art #art commisions #illust #illustration #roblox #roblox art #pressure roblox #sebastian pressure #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #pressure #roblox fanart #sebastian solace pressure #sebastian solace #subway sebastian solace is real #he'd definitely be forced to work a minimum wage job #he'd also kill the next karen to walk in

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pigswithwings · 2 years ago

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no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what's t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

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what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast ... they ain't find me yet but when they do they're gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

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We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

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No you didn't. No you did not. There's literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the "ugly" and "scary" fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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human slang is so boring. what the hell is a "fridge". what's a "stove". oh, you have a "microwave"? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

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but they were right about "tubular", you can't deny it

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yes i absolutely can. "tubular"? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. "tubular" is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it's lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

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maybe i WILL

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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

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GET THE WHAT?

#pig originals #fake post #tw unreality #upset that they don't have an isopod emoji . at least a pill bug c'mon man #and also appreciated the warm welcome on the other oceanblr post that was not my funniest moment but it Was fun :]#oceanblr posts (not real)#and yes the jaws brother username is a lemon demon reference #idk . maybe they listen to music #disclaimer: according to the dictionary definition water is Not wet it just has the property to make things wet. water is just water #biggest hits

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mxltifxnd0m · 2 months ago

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(not my image; stole it off instagram; creds to the owners)

#REAL #i could get him pregnant #let me breed you please #let me fill you up sammy #what #who said that?#not me #it definitely wasn’t me #(it was me)#sam winchester #sammy my boy #supernatural #spn #sam winchester x reader

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itsdefinitely · 4 months ago

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feeling silly

#jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the magnus archives #tma #tma season 5 #id in alt text #definitely art #i'll draw an actual real piece for this moment eventually i just wanted to get it out of my head #dialogue from adventure time: distant lands obsidian #holds them in my hands. is this too... yuri?#jonmartin #jmart

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cabeswaterdrowned · 5 months ago

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something I like about Blue Sargent is that she’s so believably seventeen years old. she misses her mom and yearns to keep her friendships and also to pursue her future and grow. she insults her cousin to her face but loves and is very protective of her. she wears fingerless gloves to cemeteries to look cool even though she knows trying to look cool will bite her in the ass, she monologues about how if she opens her pink switchblade she’s sure she’ll cut herself as a sensible teen but also monologues about how she looves the idea of herself as a badass with a switchblade, and then she does indeed open it and cut herself and connects it to her emotional hurt. she’s both self-conscious and confident, and highly pretentious. She’s a one thousand year old condescending brat who wishes she was surrounded by fellow one thousand year old condescending brats at all times. she’s impulsive and idealistic and empathetic and sensible and stubborn and judgemental and curious and compassionate and playful and fiercely loving. she’s a fanciful sensible thing, she’s good but she’s not nice, she’s brave because she’s full of fear. I love her

#girl I modeled my personality after since I was eleven years old and I’m definitely not nearly as cool as her but god…#blue sargent #trc #the raven cycle #inspo: the Lisa Swallows post I just rbed. because Lisa and Blue are tethered #birdverse #a forever girl. thee girl of ya. real ones know!! real ones #s speaks

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shockpinkrosary · 6 months ago

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