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pov: the parent-teacher conference went well and your dads are proud
#they come out of the classroom like this#“let's go home champ”#you're picking up mcdonald's on the way home#they make sure you brush your teeth well and you sit in the middle between them while stede reads a bedtime story. ed pets your hair#they tuck you into bed and both kiss your forehead goodnight#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbonnet#ida.stuff
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"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.
"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."
Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.
"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.
"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."
MICE.
Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.
-What have I done to deserve this.
Enjoy your lessons Tim-
His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.
#small bit#i genuinely have been imagining bits where danny comes in as a classroom setting and just has a bunch of teen vigilantes and heroes#he records his lessons and offers them out so that if any other teen heroes not jl affiliated want some advice they can access it#danny phantom#dc comics#tim drake#dick grayson#fic idea#gonna call this vigilante tutor danny au#vigilante tutor danny au#danny fenton#dpxdc#in this au danny works more with JLD as a human and as an adviser to JL in general#but he actually likes focusing on his college degrees and learning magic on the side#he doesnt crack out his ghost form unless for emergencies or handling things in the Realms#none of the batfamily believed Dick when he said Danny was gonna have valuable advice for teen heroes#tim listens and realizes how much of this applies to him specifically#this sort of ties into the post i made about dc timelines with dp#roommates danny fenton and dick grayson
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I wanted to join idk
sharing is caring ffs Riley 😒😒 (read tags psst)
#art#fanart#my art#original art#concept#bro I was like how tf do I interpret egotism and then I remembered one of the girls in my schools#such a fucking pick me and actually an egoistic ass person#she manipulates everyone and ripped friendships apart because she came in and started being the queen around#ofc she doesn’t tell me what to do. doesn’t even come close to me lol but I still hate her like respectfully just disintegrate please#so yeah let’s not say her actual mame. im gonna call her Sophia. this character is based off of her#inside out#inside out oc#onside out envy#envy inside out#envy#inside out fanart#inside out art#inside out 2#inside out egotism#Sophia actually will envy the shit out of other people bc there’s this really cool guy in my classroom and he has ONE SINGLE HOODIE THAT SHE#ALSO HAS. AND IT LOOKS BETTER ON HIM and she’s like ‘is he gay? he’s using a girl’s hoodie’ SHUT UP SOPHIA PLEASE#LMFAO#please excuse the mistakes with the spelling and stuff I’m on my tablet and it’s the worst thing ever
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Fun idea I’ve had bouncing around about Remus:
You know how queer/neurodivergent kids have that one teacher that they bond to? You know what I’m talking about- you’ve seen the memes about the gay kid and the English/art teacher bond.
I like to imagine that Remus just has a tiny group of kids who hung out in his classroom to feel safe.
He would leave his door open constantly and during lunch, he would offer to call a house elf for hot chocolate, tea, biscuits or other sweets for the kids. If he noticed one of his kids doesn’t eat lunch, he would quietly pull them to the side and ask what was up.
The kids would talk to him abt literally anything under the sun. Some would even go and ask for help for other classes (quite a few for potions, none of which were slytherins)
He’d have a small bowl of pride pins and flags up for grabs on his desk which his kids occasionally take, always causing him to give a little smile to the kid.
I don’t know. I just image Remus as the designated safe teacher. He’d be the one to notice a kid struggling and offer help or ask what’s wrong. He’d be the one that students go to when they have problems at home, were being bullied or just needed someone to talk to.
#Shoutout to one of my teachers last year who was like this for me!!!#harry potter#hp fandom#remus lupin#professor lupin#hogwarts professors#golden trio era#pro snape#I think all the teachers had their own little group of kids who just stayed in their classroom outside of class#Severus’ group was the smallest I think#his was an odd combo of kids which no one could figure out the connection between#severitus#snupin au where Remus comes back to teach and during lunch Harry hangs out in his room and sees them kith :P#snupin
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Man, these past few days...so many thoughts. About my life then, my life now. What I missed. Thoughts about what I'll never have. And what I want to have.
#gilmore girls#this episode is another one where it's like#lorelai had this huge horrible thing happen#and instead of making it about her she turns the whole situation into an opportunity to do something great for rory#she takes rory to the college of her dreams and doesn't give away even the slightest hint of wistfulness#when it triggers all these thoughts about what she missed and what she gave up to be rory's mom#rory comes out of a college classroom so excited about 'college is gonna be amazing; i can't wait; i love college; i love harvard!#and lorelai just makes space for rory to be giddy#and tells her how amazing she is and how she blew everyone in the classroom away#without ever once letting on that she has painful emotions about her own missed opportunities#she makes this whole trip into an opportunity for rory to celebrate and revel in her upcoming future#even when lorelai's own intended future has just collapsed!#anyway i'm learning to make gg gifs myself so i don't have to put my bookends thoughts on other people's sets#but this one really is the most bookends vibes#vague bookends thoughts#*
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bakugo technically can't stop you from having a job but he can pester you about not working overtime
#bakugo#u refuse to let him financially take care of u but there's literally no reason to work any extra LOL#i have three night classes this semester and i am so . arg#anyway thought abt bakugo behind u on the phone going 'dont agree to overtime dont agree to overtime'#u come home at seven and he's getting ready for wind down time already IT'S NOT FAIR TO HIM#same with night classes#he's in the back corner of your zoom camera looking like a creepy pasta bc he's so annoyed at ur class going on til 9:30#LMFAO IF YOUR PROFESSOR keeps you late in the classroom he's walking in to come n get u#(bc ofc he picks u up)#and the next time when he gets locked out u see his face pressed up to the little glass window on the door#its a tradeoff#shii posts#gen
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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.
Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !
Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.
Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean
Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair
#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies#but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they#need calmness and comfort#at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv#obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch#he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway#ingital#also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids#for like. first grade#so he's basically a family friend at this point#I also have this stupid#scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it#aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be#just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice#and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older#you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa#so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word#you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better#[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared#of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax#and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW#we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad#and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT
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fifth graders will look you right in the eye and say shit like "crap isn't a swear word" and "well our teacher lets us say it" and "no, mr. [name] says crap all the time and he lets us say it"
#other blatant lies from today include you're not allowed to give us laps (there's a list on the board of who has to do laps today)#also insane when they swear and you tell them they cant use that word and they say it five more times in apparent shock#two different boys did that two days in a row#anyway substituting is harder than being a real teacher for this reason but you can't beat the education requirements lol#i have an associate's that's not even relevant to teaching lmao#for context mr. name was not out today he had just stepped into the hall for a minute 😂#i was like oh yeah? is that what he's going to say when i ask him? and the kid was like yeah#so i asked mr name and shockingly he was like: no he's not allowed to say crap 🙄#literally....why would you even think a teacher would buy that 😂#i know among adults its sort of disputably a bad word but for kids its a bad word come on you can't scream crap in a classroom#in front of a teacher and not get in trouble#anyway subbing for a fifth grade class of all boys this week continues to be more challenging than toddlers or kindergarten and i mean that#oh another classic from the same kid this morning he wanted to know why he wasn't allowed to build a gun out of legos#and point it at his fellow students#hm 🤔🤔🤔#then they write SECS on their worksheet in huge letters bc they think somehow an adult won't catch that lmao
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Happy birthday Takebayashi!
Thinking about these two... The parallels of having bad families... Their whole CHAPTER? and also this:
Asano-kun? Admiration? ...
Save him?!
#assassination classroom#ansatsu kyoushitsu#asano gakushuu#gakushuu asano#takebayashi kotaro#kotarou takebayashi#gakushuu#TakeSano#AsaBayashi#because yes it is my new ship and y'all are coming down with me/lh#I shall put out content of it and make it Known(tm)#why is no one talking about this canon info... the potential??? the dynamics??? yelling.#i almost forgot about takebayashi birthday and technically i had another drawing but i prefer this one lol#it's kind of old and rushed but oh well. hope the gakushuu fans like it hehe#asano gakushuu x takebayashi kotaro#kotaro takebayashi x gakushuu asano#IDK how to name this ship
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Once again I am thinking about becoming an art teacher vs. thinking about how fast I'd get fired if I became an art teacher
#idk I work well with kids but I dunno if I'd survive a classroom overfull of 'em#and like ok sure I could try teaching in Austin or something but the thing is#I would WANT to teach in town or in some other middle of nowhere small town because I feel like#those are the students who like. NEED to have someone teaching them wild ideas about art and communication#and what art can do and what art does and what art has to say#i would get so fired so fucking fast lol some kid would be like 'guess what we did in class today'#and then parents would come down on me for teaching art history to their 12 year olds#and not in the conservative white friendly way hsgshsgshs#oh who am i kidding I'd get fired as soon as parents (or some other teachers!!) find out I'm queer#happened to my 10th grade english teacher#anyway. just having some thoughts tonight
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the fire alarm went off a lot when I was in high school, for a multitude of reasons (someone pulled it, someone decided to smoke weed in the bathroom, someone tried to microwave a burrito) that were never actually a fire. but, because of protocol, we'd have to stay outside in the cold pnw rain for anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour as the fire department trudged over to figure out what the fuck happened this time. this resulted in a school full of teenagers who reacted to a fire alarm like it was an announcement for a suprise assembly. instead of dropping everything and heading for the exits, we'd jump at the loud noise because ew loud noise, groan because fuck not again, and proceed to pack our shit because there was no way we'd be standing out in the cold for forty minutes without our coats and phones.
cue me now, three thousand miles across the country, studying in the library of a well-respected university when the fire alarm goes off. my roommate and I nearly both jump out of our seats, grabbing each other's hand out of sheer reflex, and after a blurred prayer, I realize what's going on. all around us, people are getting up and talking over the alarm as they worry about what's going on, making their way to the nearest exit. my roommate gets out of her chair, looking worried. me?
I look up. I take a long sniff, like I'm impersonating the wolverine. and then I finish my goddamn email.
some of my roommate's friends come over to us, hurriedly explaining that it's just a drill, we don't need to worry. my roommate visibly relaxes. I respond "oh, thank fuck" and close my computer, packing my stuff up. these girls from east asia look at me with shocked and slightly unnerved expressions as I put on my blazer. they've all left their stuff behind. my roommate's also leaving her coat and bag. I shrug, and sling my backpack over my shoulder. If I don't smell smoke, I'm finishing my goddamn email.
#the casual attitude about danger that comes from being an american high school student#the guy who tried to microwave a burrito was my pre-calc teacher#his classroom smelled like burnt plastic for several days#the teachers were just as sick of this as we were lol#no one ever gave us shit for taking our stuff#one time there was a bear#also when you factor in the notion that a school shooter could pull the fire alarm to get us all in one place#your response to a fire alarm significantly decreases in accordance with what the administration wants you to do#that was a legitimate worry that plagued us#especially when we we'd be out on the field for an increasingly long amount of time#we became aware of the fact that we were like sitting ducks#literally fenced in and just waiting out in the open#coupled in with the amount of times we'd had to go into lockdown? like broooo one time they brought bomb sniffer dogs#we were peeking through the blinds like omg sheppies!!!#there was no bomb ofc#one time we were out on the field for so long we started coordinating rides home#the last time the alarm got pulled before i graduated we just walked over to the parking lot and hung out in our friends' cars#public school#american school system#drabble#short story#storytime#fire alarm
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#im back from a week with my dad at home and at the lake#it was really nice to b home for a while but now im a mess lol#bc it really makes me wanna move back to Appalachia and not do another semester out here#and also this was our 1st trip to the lake without my mom being there. she loved the lake. she grew up on the water and was named after an#island. she died before she could use our new jetski. which my dad bought for her and she would have loved#and i stood in her sandles bc my dad keeps them out by the fireplace and my toes fit almost exactly into the impressions of her feet#and i came come with another bag full of her clothes. and i feel bad for my dad being all alone in that big house#i mean hes got the dogs but theyre 7 and 8 and theyre big boys so they probably dont have all that long left. itll be so sad when they die.#there was a moment where i was talking to the dogs and he said i sounded exactly like my mom. which was kinda intentional#on my part bc i say a lot of things bc she would say them. stolen phrases and intonations. pieces of things ive taken.#its still weird that she's just gone forever. the time in the hospital feels like it was some horrible nightmare.#and now shes never gonna kno where we end up. she's left rooms full of half tumbled rocks and half sorted photos and half organized#classroom supplies. the outlines of a person that will slowly be stitched out of existance as time moves on until theres nothing left and#the memories are gone. its just sad is all. especially bc she didnt deserve it. no one does but expecally not her.#but unfortunately life isnt about getting what you deserve. its chaos and coincidence all the way down.#unrelated
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love waking up from a dream having been gifted with THE MOST PROFOUND KNOWLEDGE THAT I MUST WRITE DOWN AND SHARE WITH THE WORLD IMMEDIATELY only to properly wake up like 2 minutes later and being like "this is nonsense".
#i dreamt my friend from okinawa was teaching in the classroom underneath mine (apparently there was a classroom underneath mine)#and the kids from his classroom kept escaping and coming into mine via stairs i didn't even know existed#and he described them as 'indigo children' looking for 'the road of dreams'#and then he came to me afterwards - having turned into patrick stewart but retaining his hair - and he said:#'do you know the way to the road of dreams? first you must go up'#and i had a little tricycle/truck hybrid thing with an inflatable hamburger some wooden blocks and a beach ball stuck to the back#and i was like. this is it. this is the key. if i have these things then i can find the road of dreams#and i woke up like okay i must write this down i must remember this#and it took me between getting off my bed and turning on the air con to go 'wait no this is dream nonsense'#i did find out indigo children were actually like a pseudoscience thing in the 1970s/80s though so there you go#and the characteristics that describe indigo children are pretty much me haha#and then i kept reading and it was like 'a lot of so-described indigo children actually have adhd'#but parents prefered to believe their kid was gifted and destined to lead a religious revolution than to accept they had 'a disorder'#so that makes sense lmao
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my one lunch break is my one break and this is the coworker that was "helping" me in my class yesterday. And by help I mean she sat and a chair and left me to do everything by myself
#on the plus side my director said my classroom management skills were getting better#which is true but because I have to do everything alone#yes I'm using my one lunch break to bitch but I love bitching#I live to bitch and bitch to live#introverts y'all have spent the last 30 years or so bragging about how you don't like to socialize#WE GET IT! MESSAGE RECIEVED! NO ONE ASKS YOU TO DO ANYTHING WITH THEM BECAUSE YOU MADE A PERSONALITY OUT OF NOT WANTING TO DO THINGS!#today's not my day to begin with#I got my paycheck and got my money orders to pay my rent come to find out my landlord won't take my money unless I pay him a $75 late fee#girl I have $16 left in my bank account and that $16 is supposed to somehow feed me for two weeks#this can't be the same paycheck my coworkers is raising multiple kids with#are their partners secretly doctors or oilmen and they don't want flex in my face#what is going on#now I got to text my sister and ask her for $75 and hope she have it#and imma have to pay June's rent late but at least I'll have my teacher supplement payment on that check so I'll be alright#but times are hard and I hate asking for money on here in general#but I really hate asking when I'm whining about my bullshit and people are trying to escape a literal genocide
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Puey stays AU: 3E Civil War Arc
There's a strong cultural trait amongst Filipinos called "Utang na loob", which simply means "being deeply indebted to someone's kindness to the point of obligation to return the favour".
Puey would have so much "utang na loob" towards Korosensei because the teacher was the one who saved his family, and essentially saving Puey himself as well since his family is his reason to keep living.
I don't think he has any more reason to genuinely want to kill the man who had changed his life for the better, especially after learning that he is just as human as any of them all are. I think Puey would take any chance to return the favour.
#i think he and Hara would make a great 'trap and ambush' combination in the civil war#Like he could make a good bait to lure Okano and Kimura towards Hara's traps since he's quick enough to not be caught by the two#then maybe regroup with Isogai when Hara got taken out by Hayami and he just narrowly dodged her shot#hmm idk as terrifying Puey's skills are in canon i feel like he'd become more passive post-korotan b since he did quit being a pro assassin#but I think he can give Hayami a big scare by easily spotting her and climbing to her position so quick#only to be held up by the itona drones#and while Puey's jumping between branches to avoid all the paintballs coming at him#Isogai's group approaches#something like that#assassination classroom#ansatsu kyoushitsu#assclass#puey santiago#puey#puey stays au#my art#digital art#my design
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this is like the worst part of my job where if i do any work i'm actually making more work for myself further down the line somehow, so it is more efficient to sit here doing nothing all day
#ignore me#if i try to print rosters & materials inevitably enough people will drop out of testing that i'll have to resort and reprint#and because teachers are using copiers in the building rather than the copy center too much lately we're real stingy abt paper rn#people dont want to walk to the mailroom since bc of construction it's the other end of the building from most classrooms#i get that. i understand. stop making 250 page packets on shared copiers though.#send it to the copy center a week in advance and schlep like a responsible adult. come on now
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