#they can be wholesome sometimes

[lynxxjay]

im on my hands and knees begging for junior and cody art... i love them sm...

At first I honestly really disliked this ship but its honestly slowly warming up to me

this is rushed srry

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Thank you for being kind to this little cat and their magic crayon...

[spitblaze]

Sometimes I worry it's infantilizing to hc Odo as asexual given the autism coding. But then I remember the source of the headcanon, Odo's constant complaints of how he doesn't understand why people experience sexual attraction and never will

[siblingshuffle]

Day 11

I had the sketch for this for a while & thought now was a great time to render it :)

But I was inspired, so it’s not the only drawing for today. I released it in Megaman United the day before, but…

And, if I’m being not-quite funny about it

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credit for the inspiration:

Thanks, @ms-collective! (Also lol)

[a-rainbow-girl-detective]

Big fan of when superheroes use their powers to help people in the most mundane ways possible.

If you're not using your squirrel friends, webshooters, super-speed, and all-seeing eyes to hold yarn, decorate Christmas trees, rescue ice cream, and find random misplaced objects, then what are you even doing with your life?

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

My world is so beautiful since I met these 5 sillies

| FISH TANKer's ONLY 2014 / ONCE UPON A TIME

[croissant-deau]

OwO they made eye contact??

Dot (left): they/them

Lapina (right): she/her

[midnighteclipze]

Murry Chrimmas \o/

I drew Billie dressed up Santa (do not ask who persuaded her to do it, just accept it) and like Kidd walks in and thinks she's actually Santa and so he rushes up to her excited, telling her how good he was this year, and that he was excited to get his gifts. And Billie hands him a piece of coal. And Kidd just stares at the coal in shock before he starts shaking. Billie watches him flip out over getting coal for Christmas for thirty minutes and Stardust has to convince Billie to give Kidd a present. So, she walks up to him, placing a hand on his shoulder, he's like a sobbing mess (sad wet dog). "My bad, I mixed you up for another kid" and she hands him a wrapped up. The way Kidd's face went from devasted to jolly in an instant was impressive, he quickly took the present, ripping off the gift wrap paper and opening the box, only to be greeted with yet another piece of coal.

[bunnieswithknives]

HAHA YOU DREW THE CANE I LOVE IT David can shock people, as a treat

Oh yeah, while I’m here, does David have any fond childhood memories of Roy??

-🎭 Anon

Roy is usually pretty dead on his feet but he comes alive when dealing with his puppets

[remerg]

What do you think of Jake as a brother? As in, how is he around Elwood and all that stuff

I personally have so many HCS on him, and one of them it's just the fact that this mf, he's very very protective of Elwood

He just loves him

(also I think that he's the kind to say 'only I can bully this guy' or something like that-)

[scoriarose]

Psst, other snake caretakers

I have an idea for April Fools-

who wants in? Private message me for deets.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Thought of a headcanon last night while working and forgot to post it until now, but I feel like Mojo would like scaring me for fun 💀 One thing about me is I startle VERY easily, so just sneaking up on me and making a noise or poking me is enough to make me almost scream and I guarantee I would do it EVERY time and he'd find it soooo amusing 💀💖💀💖💀

[shannonallaround]

They deserve to be soft

[xxplastic-cubexx]

still thinking of my fave marvel rivals interaction where my jeff and i were hanging on the point after knocking out the other team and lil bro sprays the space in front of me and emotes and we both said thank you at the same time like i fear im never forgetting that ever

[sonchiildren]

Beerus happens to be one of my favorite Dragonball characters and I fully ignore ANY of the dumb decisions the Super Anime made with his character at times.