#they called the fire department

[lesbicosmos]

my dps sims household part 5

(part 4 here)

charlie and cameron spent most of this chess match yelling at each other

they just sat at desks next to each other in the classroom and read their books (while wearing each others jumpers)

they're talking about their radio

they're just so...domestic?? (also i love knox just asleep in the room next door)

POEM BOY CAN FINALLY POEM

meeks very excitedly drawing a mathematical diagram

oh god not again

FOR FUCKS SAKE

THE FIRE SPREAD OUTSIDE AND THEY HAD TO CALL THE FIRE SERVICE AND THE FUCKING FIREFIGHTER DIED

WHY IS THE GRIM REAPER JUST DOING THEIR DISHES NOW WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS IN PANIC 😭😭

other (significantly less stressful) things that have happened

-there's no saxophones in the sims so charlies been learning violin, and he's been practising in his dorm...as cameron's trying to sleep

-neil and todd got more sentiments

-meeks put his maths drawing on his bedroom wall

-uhh they now have the tombstone of a firefighter just...in the garden

-2 sim days til the wedding! ive sorted the location and everyone's outfits out

[acciosriracha]

My favorite Auror x Healer Duo💛💛 Me acting like I've no idea what I was doing as I draw Draco: My what broad shoulders and big hands you have

[juicyplumplum]

OMG I also made accidental pepper spray!

I was making Fra Diablo

I got some juice from a jalapeno in my eye this morning while making salsa and it reminded me of the time I pepper sprayed some Tumblr staff:

We had a group of people on staff that would vacation together in order to split the price of large fancy Airbnbs and also just to have fun chilling with pals. This time we booked a mountain getaway in Vermont on some old farmland. Super chill, we spent the whole time cooking and drinking and getting high.

Anyways, one night I was making a beef tinga and the recipe called for making a sauce from dried chilis. It instructed you to toast the dried chilis in a pan until fragrant before soaking them in water. So i did. They toasted, got fragrant. I didn't want to make extra dishes, so I was like, might as well add the soaking liquid to this pan, right?

Well, the moment the water hit the pan, it turned to steam and carried the chili resin into a cloud that blanketed the whole ground floor of the cabin. Two unfortunate staff members were at ground zero with me, but most people were able to evacuate before they got the worst of it.

[velmautism]

I hc there's a misconception about Mystery, Inc., and it's that Fred and Velma, being the planners and "braincell holders" of the gang, cannot leave Daphne and Shaggy alone together unattended. In reality, it's actually Daphne and Shaggy that can't leave Fred and Velma unattended. They maximize their troublemaking potential and then go apeshit ham from there.

[screampied]

toji putting handcuffs on your ankles instead of your wrists while eating you out :((

omg he’d probably make u be face down ass up w ur ankles restrained from the handcuffs and he chooses that specific position just so he can eat u out from the back while u moan all from his tongue. he’s so nasty too bc he lets ur slick run all down his tongue, spits on ur pussy, and laps it up again, only to spank ur ass at how u won’t stay still. also feel like toji kind of misplaces the key to the handcuffs after he’s doing having his meal, so ur kinda just stuck there…. 💔

[djkitty78]

Why, Dipper, just why?

[wildcatpaws]

cat that's afraid of heights because i can climb up a tree fine but i'm just a little kitty stuck in a tree and can't remember how to get down

[soot-slvt]

@abbs-writes-nsfw

HE IS SO- HES SO- HES HES- HE IS HE- 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[daily-basil]

daily basil idea: basil taped to gym wall like this

A truly indecent amount of duct tape

This was the reference provided,

[croftersforlife]

Sara: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works

Wanderlust, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[acciosriracha]

Fave moments in DMATMOBIL by @isthisselfcare: -Hermione evened out the odds with her wifi pucks. -Draco just skewered a man with a wand. -Draco whips out a knife. -Larsen the Viking is about to face the ferally protective Auror Draco Malfoy in a hand to knife combat. Can you tell which part of Draco I spent the most time on? Yeah, I know, I like them veiny leave me alone. 🤭Also, gotta love him in his red Auror robe.

[area51-escapee]

Like goddamn I’m so tired. Who the fuck gives a shit about pronoun discourse or slur discourse or identity discourse I don’t have it in me to give a single fuck about what someone calls themselves when people on every side of the political spectrum want us dead no matter what. They paint us as groomers, as terrorists, have y’all noticed that? Have y’all noticed how they immediately circulate rumors after every mass shooting that the perpetrator was trans? Leading to things like random ass trans women having their pictures stolen and accounts attacked because somebody accused them of being the uvalde shooter? Is anybody at all worried about the fact that we very clearly cannot just vote our way into equal rights and decent treatment? How does anybody have time to give a single fuck about kink at pride or hypothetical bi women with a cishet bf??? Am I losing my mind?????

[ainawgsd]

I made the mistake about thinking about the staffing situation at work this morning

[skoulsons]

To you? She’s cargo babygirl

[three-dee-ess]

hey my nintendo switch's battery is doing that pillow thing. what do i do? i am clueless

google battery recycling centers in your area! It depends on the level of pillowing going on, but if its slightly puffy (like just a little more round than the default battery) it's relatively safe. if it's bending the casing of the switch, you need to remove the battery from the switch and get rid of it. if it is a full on pillow shape, you need to get rid of it as soon as possible and take the proper precautions. I'm not an expert on the subject, so I won't give full instructions (don't want to mislead anyone!) but you need to understand that a lithium ion battery *is* explosive when in that state, and treat it as such. Do NOT puncture it under any means necessary.