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fisheito · 7 days ago

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Okay if we go by starfish logic for the dick drop Yakumo saga, the dropped dick could grow a FULL NEW YAKUMO from itself. You thought the Eidencest was getting out of hand, but you haven't seen ANYTHING yet!! Not only that but I think the amount of soup that would produce would solve world hunger in Klein, so that's an added bonus I guess.

you have brought up an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POSSIBILITY THAT I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED. imagine being a lowly lifeform such as those who start as anuses or mouths, and grow from there. THEN imagine the NEW lifeform of starting as a dick. equally lowly, but considerably funnier because of its novelty. if a maid sees a dropped yakudick in the foyer , they will simply pick it up (with tongs, if feeling squeamish) and bring it to a safe place where it can regenerate .

#feesh answer #the world is trying to distract me from what's TRULY IMPORTANT by throwing 3 muskeytetres and 3 anniversary happeningshenanigans !!!!#no!!! we return to DICKDROP REGENERATION CONTEMPLATION #these are the pressing issues that inquiring minds wish to know #there are dog beds placed all over the mansion that you THINK would be for momo et al (or garukaru)#and you would be right.#i just also want you to start imagining dog beds placed strategically in more isolated rooms of the mansion #they are under heat lamps.#so the dickumos can reach their full form while not freezing to death #wouldn't it be delightful to take a tour of a mansion #walk down the hall and see momo napping in one giant dog bed #turn a corner and see garu napping in another giant bed #stroll into the adjacent room and see blade simulating garu's behaviour against the wall in another bed (for funsies)#walk into 1 of the 10000 storage rooms and see a singular dick underneath a baby blanket. and a heat lamp. also resting in a giant bed #soon enough it will turn into a soup making machine #the mansion crew are all going to be so well fed

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transredguy · 2 months ago

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check out this guys EGG

#martart #gravity falls #ford pines #iirc he said he had shifty under a heat lamp or somethin but let me dream #edit i did not recall correctly he never specified. he sat on that thing

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rolandkaros · 1 month ago

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"YOU GOT KNIGHTED ON...WAS IT 2013?[...]WHAT'S THAT FEEL LIKE? WHAT DO YOU GET?" || ANDY MURRAY [GBR] reacting to getting ribbed for being "a sir" || 19 01 2025

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#sorryyyy the color is so weird i have no clue what they were using for lighting in the original interview but it was wild #it was like they were under a heat lamp it was so red and im afraid my color correction abilities are not spectacular 😭#andy murray #atp tennis #ms.gifs

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ohgreat-moretapes · 7 months ago

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Hoodie please say that Tim is at least alright- as much as I love you(/p) and want to put you in a little glass terrarium to watch you like the little bug you are (/aff). This blog was supposed to be *Tim's* first yknow

I think he's on his way out because I can't find him anymore ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

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#can you set the terrarium under a heat lamp pls #and put those lil battery powered fairy lights in it #ask.txt #mh #marble hornets #hoody #hoodie #brian thomas #afterlife au #slenderverse

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mischievousspooks · 1 year ago

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Squish

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kathaynesart · 2 years ago

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Soooooooo I have a quick story if you don’t mind-

A group chat I’m in has an incorrect quotes chat. So 2 chats. And in the quotes chat, a friend said “He’s thinking of hot lamps.” Can’t remember the context, but a few days later I saw the ask you answered with the drawing of f! Donnie and his “bad-boy” talk. I, of course, saved the image to show a friend. Said friend cropped it, put it with the quote and that is how this came to be:

I just found it funny X3

(If Donnie would like to say anything regarding this ask, go ahead. Defend yourself, tech demon.)

Hahaha! Now all I can think of is Donnie saying THIS

But in all seriousness he does love heat lamps. They are very warm and comforting and the only source of proper "sunlight" he gets now in the future.

#I also love heat lamps #I am always cold #don't believe me? I have a heater running right now under my work desk

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samuelroukin · 11 months ago

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thinking about vampire sex logistics (not close to happening yet btw) but if he’s cold. that thang will be cold also 🤔 unpleasant to say the least

#putting a heating pad on him #or sticking him under one of those terrarium lamps #boiling the dick like a hotdog #also i’m thinking about true blood where they basically said the vampires nut blood??? or am i misremembering that #which i’m not doing bc that’s… no #ben.txt #writing tag

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merriblu · 3 months ago

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My little puppy is back from her surgery and my heart is just bleeding for her. We did a lot of training with the cone but poor gal just never could figure out how to lay/sleep with it. I think I have a solution and maybe remove the cone later if the wound doesn’t bother her.

#such a good girl #she wagged her tail up until the anesthesia hit #and started wagging again when she regained consciousness #the nurses set up a little bed for me to hold her under a heating lamp until she woke #and they all came by to praise her when she did wake

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dire-vulture · 7 months ago

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omg i was just thinking since Yazeena is a fire dragon and craves being in warmth, he probably would go into a state of torpor when it gets too cold. but then i realized. that wouldn't be very noticeably different than how he already acts fdgsd good job yazeena.

#yazeena: yeah when i get too cold i just can't seem to do anything #ulota: sir it's 90 degrees in here and you've been laying under that heat lamp for 12 hours.#tbh that actually could explain a few things about him. wind might be slightly too cold of a climate for him.#but since he believes he's an earth dragon he might not even realize this is a solvable problem. and he's too apathetic anyway dfgd #(also none of my other fire dragons have temperature issues. this is very much a yazeena thing fdgdfg)#pheel talk #text post #yazeena #loreabrisa

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growlithe · 5 months ago

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Obsessed with the colours this chick is showing so far

#it looks like it could be elucidation but ive never raised this breed before so i don’t knoww #anyway their names are apple ginger and cider and i birthed them under a heat lamp #*LEUCISTIC not elucidation lmao

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kabukeo · 1 month ago

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theres your food for this week see you again soon

#tumblr is my little terrarium that i put meursault- and jett-shaped crickets in #i hope its nice and cozy under your heat lamp

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vacantgodling · 2 months ago

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also im gonna be filling out that entire scifi ask game that annika made with shit for tgwd so i can force myself to develop what the actual fuck is going on

#already have that humanity basically exists under a heat lamp PFF #s: tgwd #talking

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thedomesticanthropologist · 1 year ago

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