#they are so divorced

[n4tek]

*vi watching jayce drink a full bottle of wine and start flirting with Viktor post divorce * -and you said this guy was like a brother to you Cait??

Vi - it all makes sense now.

[alluminightmare]

not gonna talk about the giant boat boys shaped elephant in the room right now.

it's an etho mandate that he MUST have at least one lingering divorce dynamic per season

[novahedron]

Exploring those human iterator designs a bit more with THE fuckups of the cycle century

[sourspecter]

Additions to my warriors au!

[ask-cloverfield]

[shazos]

Made a Tenna design!! 👀plus some extra Mike stuff woohoo

[anananata]

[liesmyth]

how many times do we think Augustine and Mercymorn have violently dismembered each other. ten thousand years is a long time

[dellamortethelesser]

i support in'nan in all his endeavours. get that alimony. i mean, solas took the arm in'nan should sue for damages. solas isnt sadly haunting in'nan's dreams post dai he's haunting exactly once a month to deliver the cheques

via @rustythorns

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY.

In’nan is a spirit warrior. “STOP SENDING YOUR ANCESTORS AFTER ME. I WAS LATE BY A DAY”

[tobyfobywoahby]

JAMMY IMPATIENT ENDING POLE IN 5-15 MINUTES

[v14what]

something really funny in falsettos that i dont think is meant to be funny is when in “my fathers a homo/ everyone tells jason to see a psychiatrist” is how trina is trying her absolute hardest to not freak out in front of her son and trying her best to appear as a normal woman with a normal child (“that’s not normal.” “what is normal?” “…i wouldnt know.”).

and then marvin just waltzes in there like JASOOON PLEASE SEE A PSYCHIATRIST

[shslskaterboy]

First time meeting in the metaverse but instead of the mask Akechi's just wearing this

ASDFGHJ you’re so right for this bestie this is exactly the dynamic

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[ask-cloverfield]

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.