#they are so cringe

[trashcreatyre]

The uhhh

Idk i just love Merlina and Elise :3

[aquatint-101]

Katara and Aang totally take Momo with them on their first date and have the restaurant give him a high chair. They also put a menu in his hands and have him pick what they're going to eat for the night. Everybody around them thinks it's positively deranged, but they're too intimidated by the Avatar to say a thing. Aang orders chocolate milk with a sippy straw and Katara gets mango juice with one of those little umbrellas. Sokka has been spying on them this whole time with a really bad Wang Fire disguise

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Reminder to never read anything you wrote as a teenager unless you want to experience intense feelings of embarrassment.

Edit: I should add, Tae-sung literally means "star" so it's not even original.

[bigtittiecomitte]

This is what N and Uzi would wear while walking down the school halls and holding hands

[foryouangelshavefallen]

the existence of fursonas imply the existence of fleshsonas

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

So, my, dearest, Ado, It has come to my attention that you have written Fan-Fiction, or "Fics" as kids call them these days.

No, I definitely don't, what are you yapping about???? You're crazy!!!!! You must be hallucinating, someone probably gave you false information I-

[ru1nedphysce]

THIS IS MY 13th REASON, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

[starlit-mansion]

listen. i honestly do try my best to not be bitchy about stuff. but if you not-joking-joked that you wanted to watch a video essay from hbomb on the kendrick-drake rap beef. i think that you are obligated to watch fd signifier's 3 hour video essay. i KNOW the watch time is not the issue.

[starridge]

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

[vannistilldraws]

Your Honor they are so cringe I love them

“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND.”

THIS WAS JUST SO ADORABLE😭

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[winter2468]

The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

[foundfamilywhump]

the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’

this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry

[anniflamma]

Some fanservice for all Odypen shippers!

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / --- / Part 5

The comment section that started it all

[mcsiggy]

Imagine you're in middle school band class and your teacher asks you and your classmates if anyone wants to use their mp3 player to play a song before class ends. no one does anything until this small quiet girl from percussion takes her ipod out to play a song.

Then the song Chop Suey! By System Of A Down and the girl looks like this;

Because she thought it was a good song to play.