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zipadeea · 15 days ago
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Miyo: wow, Lord Kudo doesn't seem super affected by our makeout sessions like I am, I guess he's just used to it
Meanwhile, Kiyoka Kudo this episode--
Kiyoka: hey, hey Miyo, what did you ask the gods for? Because I asked for them to let you and me be together forever and ever and ever and never be apart ever again
Kiyoka: I would die for Miyo
Kiyoka: hey, hey Miyo, how are you feeling? What do you feel about me?? Do you like me???? Because I like you so much. I love you I love you I love you
Miyo: Great!
Kiyoka: *dies inside*
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shinayashipper · 11 months ago
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"Pretty"
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based on the convo with @romanceddawn & @chaoscheebs about Yugi admitting to Kaiba that he purposely took more care into his appearance pre-dating so Kaiba would think he's attractive and Kaiba just "? you've always been Attractive even without the nice shirts? Not that I'm complaining" and Yugi STOPS FUNCTIONING 😂😂
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cate-deriana · 9 months ago
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Ok, is there anyone in the Lockwood & Co. fandom who also happens to know Monkey Island??
Because I am always reminded of Murray here when reading the Skull and his witty comments.
I don't know, but seemingly I've got a weakness for talking skulls.
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jake-kiszkas-smirk · 2 years ago
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I would give anything to go get drinks with the guys from the basement yard podcast
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago
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Knowledge Revenge.
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stemmmm · 5 months ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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grovylelover · 5 days ago
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Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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jakemoogle · 6 months ago
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This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
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hamletthedane · 3 months ago
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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third
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demonicsuffrage · 27 days ago
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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
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mychemicalbrromance · 5 months ago
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Guys ive been reading peak
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o0kawaii0o · 3 months ago
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Roronoa Zoro
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aimasup · 2 months ago
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It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head
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asphodelles · 4 months ago
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la petite mort
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