#they are jellow

[imnotfunnysblog]

I have a newfound respect Wheelchair users. In the last couple months I've needed a Cain to walk and for a class trip my teacher thoughts it would be a good idea to use one of the museums wheelchairs rather then having me have to sit down every three seconds to catch my breath. This worked out pretty well for the most part.

It is now the next day and my arms have disappeared- they are physically here but they have mentally checked out.

Don't know how that's possible but yeah!

Anyways you guys must be jacked because I hurt so much.

[palalabu]

Boo! This man caused us a red flag. Boo!

[leclercskiesahead]

Crying because you can listen to Carlos interviews in 2018 and listen to his interviews now and he still speaks the same way and his attitude and motivation hasn’t wavered a bit 🥲

[theokusgallery]

I'm not currently able to draw much but I miss them too much so. Picrew it is

[morgana-ren]

I actually got dressed and went outside today for the first time in over a year. I genuinely forgot how long multi-layered goth outfits and makeup take to do. I haven't seen my hair straight since I dyed it red months ago. I literally forgot I'm capable of not always looking like a mess and a half.

[0dontophobia]

The Jellowing

Planes of Humanity:

Divinity - a place of complete peace and perfection, these are where the beans live

Destruction - a demonic hell where Tias live

Desire - a greasy hierarchy where Tasios live

Depression - a quiet meadow where Marissas live.

The plane of Divinity is located in a place the beans call the Saven Haven, it is a utopian world which all beings are made the same with different endowments to serve the plane as a whole, every bean is a working bean, whether they be a higher up or a common bean whose purpose is to power the system. This realm is ruled by Divinity Bean, a high powerful bean whom created beans in the first place, while beans are now much more manufactured and can be created by higher ups, those who are created by Divinity herself are held to a higher regard than the common bean. The hierarchy of the Saven Haven is as follows:

Divinity Bean - the creationist of life on the Haven, ridiculously powerful and omnipotent. Does not live in the Haven instead she lives in the 4th dimension and can only be called in emergencies.

Baby Bean - one of the first creations of Divinity, is the embodiment of purity and does not have an endowment. Seen as a religious figure and is used as an icon. In the Haven, she cannot age.

High Beans - the authority and government of the Haven. Creators of working and common beans, their job titles can vary but are usually referred to as “highness”

Protector Beans - created only to protect the Haven by any means necessary, also called Guard Beans.

Gateway Beans - beans that specifically guard the gateways of the Haven. These beans also have access to enter the gateways they guard.

Working Beans - created to be the basic worker of the system; their job titles can vary depending on how important it is to the system.

Common Beans - npc beans, they do not have a set purpose.

The plane of Destruction is located in a place the Tias call the Hellscape, it aspires to be everything that the Haven is not. A war based economy in which all able bodied Tias are assigned a militia they must attach themselves with in order to help conquer and destroy distant planets and worlds in Humanity. While the other planes dislike this attitude it is justified as destruction is in the nature of every Tia, and must exist to balance Divinity. The realm is ruled by Destruction Tia, or as she likes to be called, Terror. Terror is the lineage of an heir of Tias whom have been ruling the Hellscape for centuries, her mother is also responsible for executing the attacks against the other planes in the Tia Takeover. She can create Tias using her gem within her staff, despite Tias being able to reproduce sexually it is much more advised for asexual reproduction. The hierarchy of the Hellscape is as follows:

Destruction Tia - the main creator of Tias and ruler of the Hellscape, she is praised and loved by her people for her unusually cruel demeanor, and sense of authoritarianism. She rules the realm with an iron fist.

Banshee Tias - these are Destruction Tia’s highest guards, these are Tias she trusts to be inside of her castle and help her make decisions and plan out attacks, think of them like advisors or ministers.

Hell-bound Tias - these are general guards inside Terror’s castle and around the Hellscape, they can also be considered a form of police.

Bloodcurdling Tias - Tias in a specific militia or army.

Common Tias - NPC Tias, these are Tias that have not matured enough to become apart of a militia or group.

Male Tias - the Hellscape has a general hatred towards male Tias as they are the reason the plane has been targeted so hard by the Haven, due to them believing The Man is a male Tia from the Hellscape, because of this; they are treated as a second class citizen and are not trusted to even be considered useful for a militia or group.

The plane of Desire is located in a place that does not exactly have a name, due to the environment of the plane, it’s name changes constantly, but to keep it consistent, every other plane refers to it as the Order. The Order is a crime riddled mess of a society, where a person’s wants comes before their needs, and every Tasio will do any means necessary to get what they want. Because of the disorder and anarchy of the Order, there is no specific Tasio in power, as it is a constant battle to the top that never ends, but whomever is on top in that moment is simply called Desire Tasio. The hierarchy for the Order is as follows

Orb of Being - the orb that creates Tasios, it is highly praised and sought after by every Tasio; however, the actual orb is not even within the sight of Tasios, it is kept somewhere safe and secret inside of the Order, so that it does not fall into the wrong hands. But to keep a general order, there is a replica orb to distract Tasios from getting the real one.

Desire Tasio - whatever Tasio holds the “Orb of Being”. They do not have any inherent power except the fact that they have the orb.

Common Tasio - any Tasio that doesn’t have the orb.

The plane of Depression is located in a place the Marissas call the Silent Meadow, previously called the Meadowlands; it was changed after the Tia Takeover, which wiped out half the population of Marissas that lived there. The Meadow is just as it sounds, quiet, somber, and melancholy, Marissas are sparse and live far away from each other, the ruling in the realm is very loose, due to so little the population, it is run like a common village, the townspeople have markets and respect their ruler; Depression Marissa. Depression Marissa is the complete ruler of the Silent Meadow, she is quiet and aloof. Most of her body is missing due to how she creates Marissas, which requires she sacrifice something of herself everytime she creates. This especially took a tole when the population was depleted. The hierarchy for the Silent Meadow is as follows:

Depression Marissa: a kind, easy going ruler whom is the oldest rulers in the planes along with Divinity, whom she’s very close friends with. Depression is the only being that is able to directly contact Divinity, and while she usually does so casually, is mostly used in emergencies. Depression cannot speak, nor can she see, due to sacrificing her sight and lower jaw, she speaks telepathically

Marissas - there isn’t much of a hierarchy in the Meadow at all, Marissas all work together to keep each other afloat and alive, because they understand the sacrifices their ruler must go thru to create more of them. They would all classify as worker or common Marissas, since some have jobs and others do not, either way, they can all agree that they are equal in that they are all Marissas.

[norts-trolls]

Frozen jellow cups have sopthed my ice eating habits so well got damn

[blinggirlsstuff]

[zen-the-dumb]

[cinnachoco]

When i eat jello/jelly i like to pretend i am a dragon eating precious jewels

[leclercskiesahead]

Vegas merch???

via formulateamhuamantla

[tangential-hooligan]

Amphibiuary 2024- Day 10: Yellow

a lil mellow yellow fellow bouncing on some jellow!! ✨ ⭐️

[0dontophobia]

The Beginnings of a New Era

Joyous is day! A new era has begun! With a new era comes new opportunities. Divinity herself has called upon her highest subjects for an important task.

The keeper of the Haven, her one and only highest-ness, Highest Bean.

I bring you with sweet bearings my creation.

Divinity spoke softly.

What could it be?

In creation’s hand laid ribbons upon ribbons of white. She placed the ribbons in Highest’s hands with fragility.

I ask a favor of you my devoted one. These planes have known no peace for centuries. I fear this is due to the nature of inside it’s kin.

As Divinity continued, Highest inspected the ribbons given to her, they had a sense of familiarity to them she could not comprehend. They looked otherworldly to this otherworldly being, something about them had a strong force within. Divinity held Highest’s hands.

That is why I’ve called upon you Highest. I ask that you mend these ribbons into placement, and succeed them onto the others.

Highest looked at her with confusion.

My holiness, I recognize the power these binds hold, but I don’t understand. What do you “mean succeed them onto the other?” What exactly do you want me to do with these?

Divinity looked into Highest’s eyes and held her hands tightly together. They began to shine and glow within them. She opened her hands, to reveal the ribbons neatly wrapped into three bows. Highest looked up at her deity looking for answers.

These planes need a leader that will keep them safe my creation, for each of them. Take these ribbons, and find me their leaders. Here, I shall judge them accordingly.

Highest looked down at the binds in her hands

I… think I understand now my creationist… but how will these help find a leader in each of the planes?

Divinity giggled

You will see in due time my beacon.

With that Highest was dismissed. Left with slight confusion and a new task.

Highest Bean’s disciples surrounded her with quizzicalness

The Lord gave you bows?!

One High Bean exclaimed

What could this mean!?

Another interrogated

The hell if I know! She just told me I needed to use them to find leaders for the planes or something..

Highest whined, walking into the throne room of the Holy Castle. She threw the ribbons onto a Guard Bean’s hands who shot her a confused expression as she inspected the holy fabric. Highest plopped down mopeningly on her throne. Putting her head in her hands, she groaned. Her High Beans following her and looking at her worryingly.

I mean how am I even supposed to do that!? Just wander around the other planes with this stupid shiny bow in my hand and ask “Hey! Who wants to be the new leader of their plane?!” If I do that in the Order I’ll get flooded by those nasty Tasios!

Highest dramatically proclaimed with a disgusted look on her face.

Maybe you could get some other beans to do it for you my Highest?

A high bean spoke. Highest slumped on her lavish chair.

Right, like I’m just going to trust a random bean to hold HOLY BOWS made by DIVINITY!

Highest groaned. Looking around the room solemnly looking for some solution.

What about 1003?

A High Bean asked. Highest looked at her

What about her?

Highest sneered.

Well other than you she’s the only bean that’s been able to speak to the Divine herself! I’m sure if there’s a bean you could trust the ribbons with its probably her!

Highest scoffed.

Just because she talked to Divinity doesn’t mean she has special privileges! I’d hardly consider her trustworthy with how unstable she is.

She got up from her throne and grabbed the holy ribbons from the Guard.

I mean if you want to be blunt about it your Highestness she’s technically above you… y’know with her being the Divine’s first creat-

HARDLY! Her first! Haha.. it is not HER that the creationist trust with the Haven now, is she?

The High Beans both shook their heads, avoiding eye contact with their manic Highest. She composed herself and cleared her throat.

We shall try 1003. If she fails, that will only prove that she is incapable of such an important task.

The High Beans looked at each other and nodded to Highest. Highest looked down at the bows in her hands

Maybe she’ll know what to do with these.

[ohkate]

There's always room for Jello

Thanks to @squirrel-fund for this week's prompt for @galladrabbles! Word Count: 100

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Ian stopped wiping down the bar to grab the beer for his favorite customer, Mickey. They'd been flirting for weeks now. He couldn't get the guy out of his mind. "There are some jello shots over there if you want one. Careful... they're like 120 proof." "When you get off?" Ian raised an eyebrow. "'Bout 10 minutes, why?" Mickey jiggled the jellow shots in the little plastic cups. "Because these will taste better if you eat them off my stomach." Ian smirked, leaning over the bar and looking at Mickey with a wanton stare. "Is that an invitation?" "Abso-fucking-lutely." "Finally."

[yuh-l8t]

MY THOUGHTS HAVE THUNK

GET IN MUNCHKINS WERE GOING TO EAT TODAY

I have recently thought of the song “hey baby” from pitbull

AND OFC I THOUGHT OF KIRISHIMA 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤤🤤🤤

I CAN SEE IT

You walk into a club. You and your friends are there your having fun and drinking a lil ( not to much tho) AND you notice someone at the bar…. A tall redhead with his hair pulled back in a bun making it easy to see a piercing or two on his ear and lips along with the scar on his eye. GOD HE LOOKS SO HOT 🥵 and ofc “hey baby” is playing in the back

tbh if I catch a man like that in these streets I’m locking him up the moment I lay eyes on him like he ain’t going anywhere

ANYWAYS you whisper to your friends about him. And one of them saw him looking at you (coincidence? NOT) you have never turned around so fast in your life as soon as your friends say don’t look now.

after a quick glance you notice him getting up anddddddd staring to walk your way….. only to be interrupted by one of his friends after the brief conversation he finally makes his way to you. You notice that he has a few tattoos…..HOOOOTTTT

he slid you a napkin with writing on that read

“Meet me at the V.I.P in 5 minutes ”

you were astounded and you watched him walk away and look back to wink at you. You were jellow (literally you looked like you were having a stroke((you did end up having a nose bleed tho)) 😭)

you made your way to the vip spot and security was being a pain in the ass AND JUST AS YOU GUESED IT ofc the hottie came to save the day

He said from the seat he was in “ she’s with me” 😍😍😍😍 i love this man omg

and ofc I can just see him smoking and as he’s doing so he has his head back so when he lifts it it’s just his ruby eyes piercing the smoke coming out of his mouth (tbh it’s arousing)

AND OF COURSE HES GONNA PAT HIS KNEE SO YOU CAN SIT ON IT

honestly my lil munchkins

IMMA LEVE YOU ON A CLIFFHANGER

pt 2 COMING OUT SOON?

lolz I won’t do that to you peps

or would I ……….

anywho until next time ( it will be soon bc I need to feed a lot of you )

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Jellow 💖

I have a doubt, in Wicked Games 10 would Steve really publish that sextape even though she is the mother of his child or is it just a threat to keep her in line?

It could be just a threat, it could not. It wasn't Steve's face in the video so what would he lose...