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HELLO im terrible with request ideas but can u do a claire x jill phone sex?
thinking of you.
boy oh boy i am excited for this one. very little plot, main smut so mdni. nsfw under the cut. not proofread. bottom claire and top jill bc ive got an agenda to push. credit to image owner i found it on pinterest. twas a little rushed sorry. anyways hope you enjoy!
jill and claire had been apart for what felt like forever. this came with their work though, missions lasting for months. they'd often spend time in completely different countries, calling whenever they could.
claire was at home and she was so needy, so desperate to just hear jill's voice instructing her on how to touch herself. she had spent the day sending jill pictures of her in revealing clothing and compromising positions. these were accompanied by teasing texts, she knew jill was busy but she needed her girlfriend.
as jill got to her hotel room she felt like she was going to explode from claire's teasing. claire's phone screen lit up, her thighs rubbing together at the sight of jill's contact photo. she wasted no time answering the call.
"hello? jill? baby?"
jill hums into the phone.
"you sure are missing me right now huh? aren't you claire?" her tone was teasing, claire felt herself get wetter.
"what were you thinking? sending me those pictures?" jill continued, "while i was at work too? god you must be needy right now."
claire at this point was laying in their bed, feeling herself up over her clothes.
"just thinking about you, thinking about all the things you'd do to me," claire answered, moaning softly when her hand slides over her cunt.
jill hums as she leans back on her hotel bed, she pushes her shirt up over her bra before she pulls her boobs out. her fingers ghost over her nipples.
"and what did you want me to do exactly? c'mon baby use your words. let me know what you want so i can give it to you when i get home," jill says as she rolls her nipple between her fingers.
"i want you to kiss me," there's a brief silence before claire continues. "i want you to kiss my neck, then kiss my tits. only when you have me completely desperate for you, you finally kiss my aching cunt."
jill moans out loud as she slips her hand into her pants, under her panties. her fingers are quick to work on her clit as she rubs circular motions on it.
"god, i'd love to see your pretty face right now," jill says. "your perfect fucking body and how it reacts to every little touch."
claire's fingers are already knuckle deep in her pussy, jill can hear the familiar sound of it as she plunges her fingers in and out. both are left moaning messes, fingers inside them as they continue to lament about how much they miss the other.
"god i'm gonna cum, jill," claire moans out.
"cum for baby, please cum for me," jill responds as both chase their orgasms.
claire cums first, her vision going white as she moans out loudly. jill can picture it perfectly, her favorite sight. claire's face is flushed, her pupils are dilated, and her lips are parted as she falls apart.
jill is not far behind her, her orgasm is not too different from her girlfriend's. she swears with a groan, her head being thrown back in the pillow. her legs are clamped around her hand as she begins the ride out her high. her hair sticks to her forehead with sweat.
the call is silent except for the sound of both of the women catching their breaths.
"god you're fucking amazing, i love you so much," jill says, her tone is sincere. claire's heart does the familiar flutter that never has left over the course of their relationship.
"i love you too, jill." claire says before clearing her throat and continuing. "i know you hate to hear it but please be safe and try to get home soon."
jill sighs, "of course, now tell me about your day. i wanna hear your voice."
#resident evil#resident evil smut#claire redfield#jill valentine#claire redfield smut#jill valentine smut#claire redfield x jill valentine#claire redfield x jill valentine smut#better valenfield#they are gay i dont make the rules
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James Potter is a neck kisser and a waist grabber.
Regulus Black is a neck grabber and a fierce biter.
#i dont make the rules#go and argue with the wall#james potter#jegulus#regulus black#sunseeker#james potter x regulus black#james x regulus#dead gay wizards#marauders#be gay do crimes#starchaser
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sorry guys the website doesnt lie
#gravity falls#stanford pines#hes so fuckin gay#also ace#also trans#i dont make the rules the computer knows all
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Woah.. hey everyone!! Sorry for disappearing for a bit.. good news! I have a colored version of sun I plan on posting later this month! but for now please enjoy these doodles of the sillies! Been having a rough time and thinking about them always makes me feel better!!
“Sun- Shut up” is my personal favorite of the doodles doodle.. ‹𝟹
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf daycare attendant#the sillies#doodle#one must imagine them in love#inconsistent art style my belothed..#nom nom nom I wish to eat them in a very loving way#they are gay and in love your honor#they also hate each other#i DONT make the rules#): in general love all interpretations of their relationships#siblings.. friends.. soulmates.. THE SAME PERSON?#i eat all them up they are so intertwined#hope your having a good day btw!
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Here is another portion of that goofy victorian interaction
Can you tell im really enjoying their nose dynamic(💞)
Tbh the Legend of Baskerville theme from this series is a total banger, and considered a love theme (by me). Go listen to it on youtube now!(minute 25:55)
Having a lot of thoughts on the Baskerville episodes from this series being the most mysterious and entertaining (to me), especially as a kid, due to the soundtracks, almost complete absence of Sherlock, sudden change of setting to the countryside, etc., etc.
The last time i rewatched it though, they just appeared to me too long, but its probably because i was busy drawing throughout the sequence. I have to re-check sometime soon.
#victorian dads wow#shoulder massage is the realest love language i dont make the rules#sherlock holmes#soviet sherlock holmes#sherlock holmes x doctor watson#doctor watson#vasily livanov sherlock#vitaliy solomin#johnlock#vasiliy livanov#fanart#drawing#sketch#doodle#art#old victorian couple#long live#as they say#the gays#bro i completely fucked up that hats anatomy lmaoo#kinda deserves it tbh bc wtf is this#YO I PAINTED OVER#I JUST NOTICING THE FLAWS#FUCK AHHASHAH#but thats olright#innit
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Tis the season of the rainbows (Happy pride !!)
#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#davesport#happy pride 🌈#guys they MIGHT have to make gay animatronics#I dont make the rules#sorry#dsaf fanart
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happy gay month to the og problematic fave!!!
#happy gay month to character atlus asked “is anyone gonna put some homophobia in that or do i gotta do it” and didn't wait for an answer#I'm an internalized homophobia!yosuke (aka canon yosuke) enjoyer no i do not condone his less than savory behavior throughout the games#sorry for the essay in the tags#yosuke hanamura#persona 4#persona 4 dancing all night#p4g#persona 4 yosuke#he's gay#sorry i dont make the rules#its in the game#trackpad art
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My contribution to Palasaki nation
I'm obsessed with them.
#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dbda#niko sasaki#crystal palace#crystal palace von hoverkraft#palasaki#theyre gay your honor#i dont make the rules#except i do#my brain rats love them
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finally hopped on this trend ig, i just had fun with it :]
#my art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#fucking sick lil buddy#sonadow#sonic x shadow#digital art#yeah idk#shadow x sonic#fearless year of shadow#sonic x shadow generations#comic theme#making it up as i go#bright colours cw#? i guess#i got too silly#gayly staring into each others eyes while in new renders#yes theyre gay#i dont make the rules#love these fuckass hedgehogs
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i want this shirt.
#my art#digital art#beetlejuice#beetlejuice the musical#bjtm#bjtmtmtm#beetlejuice fanart#pride month#pride#gay pride#pansexual#genderqueer#agender#hes trans. i dont make the rules#look at him.....#headcanons#beetlejuice headcanon
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you have to see the vision
#fuck canon i dont know her#id in alt text#ethan green#hatchetfield#definitely art#they are both still men. uh. them and lex are gay any way you slice it sorry i dont make the rules#also NO they DONT get the little plaid shirt tied around their waists SHUT UP i totally didnt forget it. this was ON PURPOSE#it was a design choice
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If I had a nickel every time a Jesus and Judas reference was used between two gay people enemies , I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
#shitpost#honkai star rail#sunday hsr#gallagher hsr#galladay#death note#l lawliet#light yagami#lawlight#any jesus and judas reference between two men who hate each other makes them automatically gay i dont make the rules srry#the death note feet scene and the interaction between sunday and gallagher REEKS of fruitness
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seeker trio holoform doodles :0
#theyre all gay btw i dont make the rules#seeker trine#seeker trio#starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#transformers#humanformers#doodles#my art#digital art#tf#seekers#transformers seekers#decepticons#decepticons seekers
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Every gay m/m ship [and then some] can dress up as these two and it always works.
#percy jackson fandom#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#gay#solangelo#jercy#valgrace#nico is alway the cowboy I dont make the rules#stranger things#byler#steddie#marvel mcu#heartstopper#does this even make sense?
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most folks don't know what they see in each other. but to them, they're each other's world.
happy pride. remember to love each other.
penelope (penny) uses she/her and roxie uses he/they
#toonblr#toontown corporate clash#toontown cogs#toontown#toontown oc#ttcc#roxie swinkle-doodle#penelope auditson#cruncha da numbers gf#theyre both trans and gay i dont make the rules
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never getting over the fact that mike canonically feels lost without will
#mike wheeler is gay#i dont make the rules!!#and people still say byler isnt canon??#they are so in love its not even funny#they are also so oblivious its not even funny#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things#byler#byler endgame
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