The Watchtower found a enormous floating crystallized casket in space. Part 2.
The one idiot to accidentally open the casket was Francis whom just came to work and decided not to check the do not get near tape wrapped around the casket by Constantine who was too busy at the moment to explain why they shouldn't open it.
He wa so getting fired when one of the corpses slowly rose and stretched slowly, cracking a couple joints. It was the middle corpse that was a young boy, who rubbed his close eyes and opened them to reveal glowing lararus green eyes that was enrapturing Francis deeper and deeper as the light kept him staring deeper and deeper until...
Which seem like it was a mere 5 minutes, but unfortunately for Francis to unholy scream as his eyes, nose and ears literally bleed, his mind ruptured beyond belief as he saw the very end of what becomes of the living when they become dead.
Which alerted the justice league immediately to the laboratory section of the watchtower.
Only them to see Francis passed out on the floor, bleeding slowly from his face, and a corpse missing from the casket where the other two remains.
Batman immediately got everyone of on a man-corpse hunt around the watchtower base for 3 hours straight..
Only for Flash to speak through the comms..
"I found him. He in the kitchen." Flash spoke as he watch in slight horror and amazement as he watches this kid eating a enormous amount of unique combination of food mashed together like an unholy yet fascinating dish.
The kid looked much more ravenous then a man dying for thirst in the Gobi desert when flash found him first, literally raiding the fridge, eating every leftover and frozen food items as he almost got flash hand as well if it weren't for his extra fast reflex before getting an idea to distract the once corpse being with a large enough meal to keep him occupied.
Meanwhile danny only took a nice long vacation nap in his casket for a lil 10 days as a break from king work... which would've been about 100 years in another dimension before he gotten a not so good awakening and his dormant caveman reptilian brain went straight to hunt food instinct until his main consciousness wake up later.
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
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Things to do instead of eating
Clean your room
Make a new Ana diary
Take out the laundry
Fold the laundry
Finish school work
Stop procrastinating game quests
Draw/doodle
Start a new hobby
Practise instruments
Read a book
Make a Pinterest board of pretty outfits you can get once you���re sk1nny
Design new room layouts
Learn origami
Go for a walk
Take a nap
Listen to playlists
Dance
Vacuum
Karaoke
Make a Pinterest board of mealsp0
Design fantasy outfits/OC’s
Crochet
Do a workout on YouTube
Chat to a friend
Have a cup of tea
Teach yourself how to make latte art
Take out the trash
Write a Song
Compose music
Read fan fiction
Write fan fiction
Watch a movie
Catch up on a show
Start a new show
Sincerely,
To my lazy self
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// love is a blight, love is a drug //
One heart too full, one stripped bare.
I'll eat your life and steal your love.
To consume the fear that you have.
The thoughts of becoming like me.
((Way too many feelings about how both of these guys have far too much love to give, but Wade's is a sticky sort of love and Logan's is brittle. Wade's fear is Logan's salvation to hold shit together.))
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