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My girlfriend dragged me into this fandom and these two mean girls are my favs
additional slime queen doodle ;Pc
#harrowhark nonagesimus#ianthe tridentarius#harryanthe#harrianthe#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#my art#they are disasters and I love them#esp Ianthe shes such a loser
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The interesting thing about supernatural is that we never see how the boys would act normally, because we only see them at their worst. They run on 3-4 hours of sleep a day, always in high stress situations, in survival mode, under trauma we could only imagne. I want to see how they would act after a year of relaxing on the beach, making healthy connections, and with a little bit of margaritas.
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He's wincing, definitely a little sore where he was stabbed in the gut. The good news was that it wasn't a knife, but his own shock arrow that did this. He'll be fine, just a little stunned and sore, and embarrassed. Lesson learned. Not the first time this has happened. So did he really learn? Pity him, Peter please.
"That looks like it was a SHOCKING bad time.." He is taking pity on him, he promises, but that is never gonna stop him from some light teasing. Peter stepped closer moving to lift up Clint's shirt a bit without so much as a word so he could look at the wound better. Peter was already making a mental to do list as to how best clean up the wound so it wouldn't get infected.
Peter let out a low whistle as he let the shirt fall, turning his gaze back up to meet Clint's eyes. "Haven't I told you that if you need help PLAYING with your ARROWS, all yah gotta do is call me?" Was he flirting? Or offering back up in a fight? The world may never know.
'Let me fix you up?' Peter asked, making sure his hands were in Clint's field of vision. It was easier to say the softer things in ASL.. it seemed safer.. more just for them. Not that Peter would admit to any of this.
#oceansfirst#They are disasters and i love them#but also it goes without saying that i the mun don't know ASL so if i mess something up and you see it lemme knoooow (this is at anyone)#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° → I handled it like a champion. [ Inbox Interactions ]#[ ◉¯] ✧˖° ♡ → There’s a little bit of loser in us. Being a loser with you doesn’t suck [ Clint || Oceansfirst ]
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This was one of the moments pre-confirmation that made me go OH this man is on the ace spectrum huh lol
#/he's so funny I love him sm#/also I'm paraphrasing for humor but only a little#/the disaster demi rep I never knew I needed#jaderaven art#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#dav spoilers#dragon age fanart#datv fanart#lucanis dellamorte#rook#rook de riva#aster de riva#(they/them)#rookanis#bioware#bioware fanart
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it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence
More Rise silliness [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ]
#the only thing wrong with Rise was that they couldn't cuss. I think they should have at least gotten one swear each. you know. as a treat.#do you truly love your siblings if you don't routinely and mercilessly bully them???#a little light ribbing between friends#keep em humble#i am unreasonably proud of myself for that 'leonardo' edit. it looks pretty seamless if I do say so myself#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise donnie#rise raph#rise april#rise mikey#disaster twins#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt memes#shitpost#miss misnomer
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...👉👈'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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imagine the ROTTMNT brothers switching bodies, but because they don't switch brains they have each others quirks/habits.
Like, If Leo and Donnie swapped, suddenly Leo is infodumping about Jupiter Jim and unicorns while stimming.
Meanwhile Donnie is realizing what it feels like to not have the urge to do all of that. At the same time Donnie [instead of staying up late on purpose] is realizing what insomnia is like as well as the concerning thoughts he did not know Leo got.
Raph is being more talkative and rambly because he's stuck with Mikey's ADHD brain and oh wow why can't he sit still-
Then there's Mikey in corner internally screaming because he's dealing with Raph's anxiety and suddenly everything his brothers are doing could be a threat.
It's not a personality swap situation, they still act the same, but they're stuck with bits of each other that aren't 100% personality related.
#yes#i am making this into an au too#i have so many#i love them all#this one'll be an asks series tho#raphael rottmnt#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rottmnt disaster twins#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph
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There was something decidedly… insistent about Lena’s footsteps. Kara knew it was her, of course, when she picked up Lena heading towards her apartment. Not just her heart rate but her breathing and mumbling to herself and the way she walked, her footfalls painting a picture of how she was walking, and she was mad.
Kara expected a complaint when she opened the door. Lena would sometimes launch without preamble into a rant about this investor or that senator or some such executive at this or that company and just rant adorably, balling her little fists. Kara would never tell her, because she’d feel patronized, but Lena genuinely was cute when she was angry.
Well, annoyed. When she was really angry, throwing a fit angry, fed up with the world angry, she was something else entirely. Kara would move heaven and earth, quite literally, to address whatever bothered her. When she was sad it was even worse and Kara just wanted to bundle her up in her invulnerable arms and shelter her from everything forever.
Lena walked into the apartment, not looking at Kara, and clearly fuming. She dropped the order she’d picked up on the way into the kitchen island and stared at it, then finally glared at Kara. There was no mistaking the subject of her anger.
Kara fidgeted nervously. She shifted on her feet, feeling a pressure of Lena’s gaze that forced her own away.
“Lena? Is something wrong?” She swallowed, hard. “Bad day?”
“Something is wrong,” Lena said, very softly, in the icy tone she reserved for the fools she did not suffer gladly. “Take off your glasses.”
“What?”
“Take off your glasses, Kara.”
“But I can’t see…”
Lena stepped forward and put her hand on the takeout order in its plastic bag. Kara had ordered it and Lena had agreed to pick it up, far from be first time they’d done that. Lena often ordered for them and Kara brought it when Lena was hosting.
Right now Lena was trembling, head tilted forward like she meant to charge, eyes locked on Kara.
“Glasses. Off.”
Kara hesitated briefly.
“Okay,” she muttered, screaming at herself not to do this, pleading for some kind of distraction.
All she wanted to do tonight was curl up with Lena on the couch and watch a movie and focus very very hard on not giving away how badly she wanted to make out with her.
Kara slowly took the earpieces in her hands and slipped them off, setting the too-heavy frames on the table with a soft clunk. The word rushed in, sounds more vibrant and distracting, colors almost unpleasantly sharp.
Lena was staring at her. Her nostrils flared and her fists clenched. She took her hand from the food bag and took another step forward, then another, finally picking up the glasses in her own hand, feeling them. She raised them as if to put them on and stared through them.
“For someone who says she’s blind without them, these glasses don’t have a very strong prescription, do they.”
Possibilities raced through Kara’s mind. Things she could say, things she might do. She’d squeaked out of this before, somehow evaded Lena’s staggering intellect. She had seen curiosity darken her brows, maybe even brief moments of suspicion.
This was different. Heavier. More serious.
“What gave me away?”
“Everything, really. All the pieces were there this whole time, but I just refused to put them together on my own. It took a flat out slap in the face to make me choose to see it.”
Kara’s chest felt like it was caving in. Everything was going wrong. Her chin quivered and the tears began welling hot behind her eyes.
Lena looked at her flatly. “The guy at the take out place asked me why I was picking up Supergirl’s order. I asked him what the hell he was talking about and he told me Supergirl comes on all the time. Then he showed me a selfie.”
Kara licked her lips.
“It has to be a mistake.”
“They have your number on their speed dial as Supergirl, Kara. You let their delivery kid take a selfie in your suit. They wouldn’t let me pay for it. The old lady that owns the place said ‘Supergirls girlfriend, no charge!’ and started laughing.”
Kara stared at her.
“Lena…”
“You better have a good fucking explanation for why your favorite restaurant knows who you really are and not your supposed best friend.”
The tension in their air was palpable, electric. Kara could feel it like the gathering energy in the air before a storm, ready to burst forth with energy and life or mindless destruction. She folded her arms around herself and looked down.
“You do know me,” Kara finally said. “You do know who I really am. You’re the only person who does.”
Lena’s extension was fixed, intense, edging between a scowl and a pout, and Kara realized with a start that she was holding back tears of her own.
“You’re the only person that knows me as me. You know me without Supergirl, but without all the fake stuff I do so people won’t realize I’m Supergirl. I don’t have to pretend to be clumsy with you. You’re not always looking at me like I’m super strong or super fast. I can just be me when I’m with you.”
“You’ve lied to me so many times,” Lena said, after drawing in a deep breath. “Running away from our lunches, telling me wild stories about where you disappear to at work, and I just bought every bit of it. You must think I’m an easy mark.”
“No, never.”
“I’ve always had it in the back of my head. I always thought there was something there, something between us that kept you from really, truly being yourself with me. The way your touches are always so whisper-light and you’re always stealing glances at me. Like you were afraid with every word or movement that you’d give something away.”
“Lena,” Kara began.
“I knew you were hiding something. I had hoped it was something else.”
Kara licked her lips. She quickened her perception, a little trick of will that took her out of sync with the humans around her, processing the world at her natural speed, which made her peers seem almost frozen in place by comparison.
She took this drawn out instant to really look at Lena, truly take her in, savor what she was seeing because it might be the end. She was suddenly heavily, painfully aware that this might be the last time she ever looked on Lena in person.
Great father Rao, she was so beautiful. Not hot or pretty or even gorgeous or sexy, beautiful. She was dressed for the autumn chill in a pea coat and turtleneck and black leggings and her hair was down, letting itself soften into her natural waves. She was without makeup, and Kara suddenly realized that she only ever saw Lena without makeup when she meant to be alone with Kara. When she was her most pure, most true self.
Kara slowed herself again and as she did the world sped up, and she drank in the soft sadness in Lena’s blue-green eyes and all of those things she’d pushed deep down came bubbling to the surface: imagined sighs and the feeling of that lustrous inky hair slipping through her fingers, her name whispered on pillowy lips.
Human thoughts. Alien thoughts. Desires no Kryptonian should even apprehend, much less indulge. The very idea of the non-procreative act was shameful, and to develop these emotional entanglement…
Kara had once mourned her failure, for she had been charged with preserving the ways of her people. Her first command had been to keep Kal Kryptonian.
A task she had failed even within herself.
“You hoped it was something else?”
Lena looked at her so sadly and so sweetly and swallowed.
“Yeah,” she said in a thick voice, “I kinda did.”
Kara smiled in spite of herself. When she sighed, it was as if the weight of a world slid off her shoulders.
“Can’t a girl have two secrets?”
Lena’s eyes widened.
“One day a long time ago, very very far away, a young Kara looked over her shoulder and watched the shockwave shatter the crust of her planet as its core exploded. She lost everything. Her world, her family, her culture, so many things. Tastes. Colors. Places. All gone.”
Lena wrapped her arms around herself, averting her gaze.
“I knew I’d lose you eventually. I just wanted to keep you as long as I could.”
Lena reached up and rubbed at her eyelids with her fingers.
“Do you remember when your mom’s goons threw you off the balcony?”
“Yes,” said Lena.
“Do you remember how I held you when I caught you?”
“I do.”
“I wish I hadn’t lied. I wish I’d never put you down.”
Lena said nothing and did not look up. Kara could hear her heart racing, practically feel the tension in her limbs across the room.
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry I lied. I’ve always known I could never keep you, I just didn’t want to make it end.”
Lena looked up with tear-wet eyes.
Then she lunged across the room, crossing the gap between them in long strides. Kara Danvers -Kara Zoe-El, Supergirl- was caught almost completely off guard. It wasn’t until Lena was practically charging into her arms, leaping into her, that she remembered to cushion the impact, catch her gently and make sure she didn’t slam herself into an unyielding wall of Kara.
She was so surprised, so shocked into helpless acceptance, that she didn’t offer the slightest residence when Lena reached, grabbed her neck in a firm hold, and pulled her into a kiss. Kara’s stomach did a backflip and she was helpless, undone despite all her strength. For a moment both their eyes opened and they looked at each other in a wordless exchange and Kara began kissing her back in earnest. Lena’s sharp breaths and soft moans instantly kindled a hot need inside her, thrumming like a plucked guitar string, and she effortlessly lifted Lena onto the kitchen counter.
“Holy shit, you’re strong,” Lena breathed.
“Of course I am,” she whispered into Lena’s kiss. “I’m Supergirl.”
And at long last, Kara found something she wanted to taste more than potstickers.
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#love confession#yet another love confession#Kara is sloppy about her secret identity#Lena is in denial#useless bisexuals#yet another identity reveal#angstycorp#angst and fluff#one of Kara’s lesser known powers is super kissing#soft casual Lena#disaster bisexuals#The potsticker place gives Kara free food#I mean she said she flew on a bus guys#smoochcorp#makeoutcorp#fade to black#but yeah you know where this was going#kara needs a hug#Kara needs to kiss girls#hashtag let them kiss
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I think it says almost everything you need to know about varric that his reaction to the blackwall reveal is like... 'oh thank GOD you're a child murderer. for a hot second there I thought you were something much much worse' '.......like what' 'boring to me personally'
#what's worse? child murder or having a nothingburger of a personality. varric certainly has an opinion and it is predictably unhinged#his value system. unparalleled. his perception of reality. perhaps a bit worrying#'real life is not like one of your stories child of the stone' 'why not' <3<3<3 live your truth varric throw a rook at him#trying to impose story structure on real life one group of disaster pansexuals at a time and some of it sticks. enough of it at least#dragon age#varric tethras#he has so many things wrong with him and some of them are also things that are extremely right with him. and I love him
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i wonder if @somerandomdudelmao will touch upon the unique connection the donnies have with the kraang? hehehe
cass, think of the angst potential 🙏
i didn't mean to continue with the "twin senses active across space and time" bit, but i thought with the leos in the future, this would be a good chance for the donnies to talk and bond, but it gets derailed when they compared their kraang encounters and everyone's screaming and no one's happy
#tmnt#rottmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#my art#cass apocalyptic series#cass fanart tag#rise of the turtles#rise of the tmnt#uncle tello#future leo#future donnie#rise disaster twins#i wanted to add an image of the leos fighting some krang with head empty eyes#just whapping some krang critters#but it was getting late and i was feeling eepy#i feel asleep after writing a note to myself for a f!mikey and little mikey comic idea#i want all the counterparts to have moments together uwu#the leos are so silly#i love them your honor
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Silly body not enjoying being out and socializing for more than a few hours. *shakes fist at sky* CURSE YOU FEIND-
#we enjoy a lil projection here and there uvu#but also i feel like he prolly has at least a lil of it considering how much time he spends in his lab <3#(this totally wasnt yet another excuse to draw cozy disaster twin times QwQ; )#I love them what can i say uvu#rottmnt#rottmnt comic#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#unpause rottmnt#tribbleart#<3
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strong believer in sokka teaching zuko how to dance (he has absolutely no clue how to either but it’s the thought that counts)
#i love them#slow dancing zukka when#that would be a disaster omg#and yes those are betrothal armbands you are correct#zukka#zuko#sokka#atla#avatar the last airbender#avatar#atla fanart#sabeldraws#sokka x zuko
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Julian's neurospicy ass putting itself into weird positions to relax feat. his favourite pillow. 🤲
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You're scales are beautiful, Darling.
If you say so, my dear. <3
#drawing them comfy and domestic is one of the few things keeping me sane right now ugh#julian's bi/pan neurospicy ass would never be able to sit straight i don't make the rules#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#idiots in love#elim garak/julian bashir#julian bashir/elim garak#garak x bashir#garashir#elim garak#julian bashir#star trek fanart#star trek#star trek ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#ds9#artists on tumblr#digital art
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#i have a new hyperfixation#them your honor#i love them so much#my art#art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise disaster twins#disaster twins#rise donnie#rise leo#donatello hamato#leonardo#this show has me in a chokehold
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she’s an artist. she’s got DID and it’s not villainized. her armor is a bunch of tiny freaks in a trench coat. she’s good friends with one sword and traumatized another as a child but they are rebuilding that relationship. she infiltrated the mafia. her husband supports trans rights and I think she does too but this hasn’t been confirmed and probably won’t be for at least 3-5 years in our timeline. probably more. she needs therapy but was probably one of the reasons it was invented. she’s also ginger. I’m not saying who it is but you know who it is.
#shallan davar#shallan kholin#wind and truth#wat spoilers#cremposting#her!!!!!#look she has been my blorbo since day one of reading this series#I think there needs to be more appreciation for our girl#and her alters#like she is the walking definition of 3 disasters in a trench coat#i love all of them#so so much#veil stormlight#radiant stormlight#the stormlight archive#and finally#I don’t think there are more alters but if they exist I want to see them#i mean#i don’t have DID but I have cptsd which is like a step down on the spectrum#and conditions beyond sad little meow meow ptsd are RARELY portrayed this well#in a hero no less#brando sando#you have done something amazing#that a major studio will probably botch in 30 years#even if it’s not earth shattering in terms of quality#DID protagonist!!!#who gets to be happy!!#anyways enough rambling
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