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the lack of ronan and blue being friends content is driving me up the wall
#but also its my own fault these hands dont just create it#trc#they are criminally funny together#i think blue would help reel in ronans more dangerous behavior#and ronan provides an outlet for her rage through mischief and tomfoolery#ronan becomes more passive aggressively petty instead of violent and blue gets a little more bold when she has a partner in crime#the raven cycle#ronan lynch#blue sargent#im just blabbing here
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omg baby please reject this if it’s too complicated but I *love* the season one scene where they arrive at the college for the arson case, and Gideon’s going down the stairs saying ‘try not to look official’ and he turns back to Hotch, Elle, Morgan and Reid standing there like four CIA NPCs and he just goes ‘try to look less official’
I just love how they’re all stood there with no idea how to possibly look less official 😭 my babies. If you draw this I will smother you in smooches and I will hug you until your eyes bug out but please if four figures at once is too crazy that’s perfectly fine <3!!! I love you! I hope you’re having a wonderful week!
Dearest Rome! I don't know how long it's been since you sent this but I finally finished it!
Here you go! Hope you like it!
#criminal minds#elle greenaway#derek morgan#spencer reid#aaron hotchner#my art#its a bit stupid but it made me giggle xd#i really hope you like it i know its been long overdue :'c#also before anyone says anything i know i put together elements that dont really make sense or realistically go with each other#but i found it funny and i hope you guys will too
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One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!
#I love Neelix so much and I think he and Tuvok are very funny together - irritating4irritating#People say 'Neelix is so pushy with Tuvok!' and you know what? I think Tuvok can handle it. I think maybe he does need to be pushed -#down a flight of stairs. (he's my favorite character and he's so annoying...TUVOK!!!!!)#Tuvok: -kicking and screaming- I don't want to drink the juice!!! It's poison!!! You're trying to poison me!!!!!!!!!#Neelix: Can you please drink the juice. The fresh squeezed juice I made for you Mr. Vulcan??? Can you please???#Tuvok: Fine but if I die it's your fault. If I die from the poison you're FORCING me to drink it's on y- Oh this is delicious actually.#and don't tell me 'Neelix didn't make it SPECIFICALLY for Tuvok' bc I know he didn't but he says#'I'll start squeezing that second glass!' after Tuvok finishes his sip so he IS freshly squeezing it#Neelix: -makes Tuvok fresh squeezed juice-#Tuvok: Are you trying to poison me???#Neelix: -talks to Tuvok while making his eggs-#Tuvok: Can you be quiet???#<- TUVOK!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EHHEHEHEH <3#Tuvok is the most annoying guy ever bc he doesn't care about what people think and is a snob with a lowkey superiority complex#vs Neelix is perceived as annoying (post his relationship with Kes) bc he cares a lot about being useful and helping the crew and sometimes#is too pushy because of that but listen...I think Neelix is sweet and genuinely trying his best - after the Kes plotline with him ends I#really don't find him objectionable. Just chatty & a bit overbearing maybe Meanwhile Tuvok !!!#Meanwhile Tuvok!!!!!!!!! HHEHEHHE#st voyager#star trek voyager#I think they should have done more with Neelix thinking the crew of Voyager were spoiled - specifically how Tuvok acts Like That sometimes#little lord Tuvok. oH SORRY...for DEIGNING to speak while preparing your eggs your HIGHNESS!!#I think people do a disservice to Tuvok by not talking more about how he's kind of a hardass and a snob v_v also a disservice to Janeway#indirectly bc her bestie is kind of a hardass and a snob and what does that say about her??#I also wish Neelix kept up a bit of that 'these people are crazy and also so soft oh my god shut up about the food being bad - we're trying#to SURVIVE!!! Eat the Leola Root!!' from the earlier seasons...I like when he shows he has a bit of bite#It's just funny and interesting that Janeway isn't friends with Tuvok bc he's 'not like other Vulcans' - she's friends with the most#Vulcany Vulcan ever and I love that for them.#CRIMINAL that we don't ever get any in-depth insight into their friendship#Tuvok
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I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.
Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.
#my characters#kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime#shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend#and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew#and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him#ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss#and hes just like okay#and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy#but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice#like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man#but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross#and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily#anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise#ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime#she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating#he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal#but it makes kitty happy so hes happy
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caeru's weekly reset is at midnight tomorrow. im finally gotta reach SMEN 14. it's time to finally get his weeping scar collection going
#the scoundrel's reset is at midnight today#it's funny how they worked out together#..........you know im deep in fixation hell when i have both accounts memorized like that#yin-thoughts#fallen london#ive also settled on him being a licentiate i think#at least for the moment#if i get lucky and draw the criminals faction card i can change him over to enforcer just before payout time
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Silver Sable and Shocker friendship real and true to me actually. Why? It's funny to think that Shocker is good friends with the ex of his boss's right hand man
#AND YOU KNOW HAMMERHEAD IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS#he hates that guy 😭😭😭 (hammerhead and shocker's dynamic will always be really funny to me(as well as really interesting)#but whatever!!! friendship win!!! i think the 2 are really chill with each other and have small chats over smoking cigarettes together#i think she would stop by his bar everynow and then too#and yeah yeah they're on different sides in the criminal underground yadda yadda but i dont think it really gets in the way of things#usually#for the bar like montana has rules set down similar to the bar with no name in the comic (no fighting inside no matter what opposing team#ur on or whatever grudge you have )#and ourside of the bar when on work duty they have a friendly rivarly and immense respect for each other so yeah 👍#friendship wins forever and ever#voltrix rambles#this may be a bit messy but ya know#tssm shocker#tssm montana#<i'll leave em there
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I forgot how good The Wizard of the Last Century was
#I’m currently working on a project about detco for my YouTube channel#and I was rewatching it today#because I genuinely was like uhh what happened during this again#anyway Kogorou and sonokos dad went to dinner together and honestly that was a date#that was super cute#nakamori and kogorou are also funny af I can’t believe Shea whigham stole from this film#also like heiji and Conan banter : chefs kiss#heiji: *gets hit by a truck while he and Conan chase after kid*#conan: hattori are you ok ????#heiji: kudo if you don’t get kid I’ll kick your ass#Conan: Hattori ……#<- moment where kudo felt something for Hattori#I have thoughts about this#because it’s just Ough so good#he’s ready to stay by heiji because of the whole: got hit by a truck thing#but heiji gives him that push to finish the job#and that exchange mirrors their conversations where hattori is forever changed#there is only ever one truth and the if you push a criminal to suicide that’s murder#and the entire desperate revival arc too: where hattori tells him he should tell ran what’s going on#but helps him try to hide his secret anyway#I just started yelling in the tags I’m so sorry I love heishin so much#dcmk
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one thing about ash and j.oongi is that they're avid movie watchers together. they've had so many movie nights (especially superhero movies) and are regulars at the theater (they're holding hands the whole time)
and it made me think about how since he's dating a desi girl, he's probably been subjected to so many bollywood movie nights
#and he freaking loves them lmao gets super invested#and he's welcome to share some of his favorite movies in his native language but thats not what this post is about#he likes all the songs and the dances#but also my favorite movies are.the srk don movies.. especially the second one... if you ever wonder why i like my men fucked up#or why i think guys with guns are attractive... that's why.#i was rewatchinf it now that I'm not a kid and.. the scene where he runs the gun down the girl's body... or the scene with the handcuffs...#everything made sense-#honestly I'm not as well versed in the indian movie industry as some other brown kids but my relationship with my culture is a little#strained anyway. but i wont get into that because thats not what this blog is for + this is a j.oongi gush post#+ being a brown person in this community is scaryyy#but yeah <3 we binge bollywood movies together and he looks forward to all the dance numbers! it's really cute#he always buys ash's favorite snacks for her! he knows her so well#but also if he has any korean movie recs he's welcome to put me on them 🙏🏽 I'm decently well versed in the kdrama world but still#but yeah#movie dates with him are the best!#he's a very supportive and fun bf#and his commentary can be very unintentionally funny since he's always 😐#and i can also see him rambling during crime movies about how thats not how criminals work#and how if they actually wanted to do something right then-#... sometimes ash forgets what he does for a living-#ash rambles 💚#like a flowing wind 🔳
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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A man named Lee Jung-yool appears out of nowhere in Han Gitae's detective agency, and Gitae suddenly finds himself under threats to cooperate with his plans…! What exactly is the massive conspiracy that involves the two of them? And what will become of these two?
this one’s a short 14 chapter m/m I really enjoyed—packs a lot of action and drama in a pretty compressed length, plus the art & atmosphere is really good. (I was a little lost when it came to the political intrigue and police drama, but it wasn’t what I was there for anyway) (also it’s actually read left to right, and I think I kept getting tripped up by that). still, the vibes grabbed me because they’re like
the vibes are really
good for folks who want to read somewhat rancid vibes, but not hardcore rancid vibes. it’s dysfunctional!
#orlbs#misclb#recs#mm recs#my definition of hardcore rancid might be different from other folks tho#the love interest is a piece of work (lmao)#but I wouldn’t consider this hardcore rancid because [spoilers] the mc dumps the li when he thinks the li is still working as a cop#which was REALLY funny. love that for him. what a good mc. they get back together but still#this is spoilers but the one thing that gave me pause#was the mc tells the li ‘no! don’t kill that guy! if you do you’ll become a criminal!’#and by that point the li had already blown up a warehouse#the explosion killed a few people#I think the ship has sailed on that one.#he was talking about the label of a criminal as opposed to an anonymous crime I guess?#oh well
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Tell me how does it feel When your heart grows cold? How does it feel? How should I feel? Tell me how does it feel To treat me like you do?
#aliasedit#alias#irina derevko#julian sark#userthing#irina x sark#irina x khasinau#isplus#myedit#that sark/khasinau gif... the pure hatred in khasinau's eyes... INSANE.#khasinau feeling threatened by a 20 year old will NEVER not be funny. i mean he was right. he was literally right. right about everything.#he knew that irina was planning on killing him and that sark was counting on her to do it. knew that sark was on his way to replacing him.#knew that irina and sark were already making plans together - plans that did not involve him in any way.#and it's insane to think about how he probably watched sark grow up. probably knew him as a child.#probably didn't take him seriously - didn't see him as a threat - until it was too late.#and after he realized what was happening - he also realized how many chances he had to put a stop to it.#and how it wouldn't have mattered anyway. killing sark in his sleep when he was ten years old wouldn't have fixed anything.#irina would've just started all over again with someone else. because she had always intended to replace him with someone younger.#with someone who had no life before her. with someone EASILY impressed EASILY manipulated EASILY led.#the reason why she'd choose sark over khasinau - khasinau who she first met when she was eighteen;#khasinau who was her kgb superior; who followed her into the criminal world;#who chose her over his past over his family over his country over every single person in his life;#who stayed by her side in her shadow now content with following HER orders -#the ONLY reason the ONLY explanation possible is that she was there to follow sark's progress from the very beginning.#she was there when he saw a gun for the first time in his life. and she was there when he first killed someone.#she was there every step of the way. and she knows him better than he knows himself.#and she'd choose sark over khasinau because khasinau knows what it's like to have power over her and use that power against her.#and putting him in a situation where he might be tempted to again is unthinkable. he might remember what it's like - to have freedom.#sark doesn't want freedom from her. she made sure of it. surrendering to the cia when it's sark on the outside is a better option.#like who would you choose. someone you made from clay all by yourself or someone who used to control your life when you were eighteen.
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almost any ranpo ship is good to me bc i am projecting. hell yeah get that pussy fellow guy. 🙏
#ive been thinking about nikoran. this is entirely bc i am gay. congrats(?) ranpo you get all the men by extension of Me wanting them#no but souheki and fyoran criminally underappreciated theres a lot of potential in those 🤔 polycule even#and chuuran is always so funny. yaois only the natural outcome of when you get booked together.#what else were we supposed to do. dont look at me like that poe its literally normal
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thinking about jesse my son jesse
#personal#initially kind of made him as a joke oc because i thought it would be funny to give red reaperkiller's william and andy a younger brother#who 1) is trans and 2) pulls more bitches than either of them ever could#but i've grown very attached to him now. he's fun. and i love him#night city's most autistic little man if cassidy didn't exist#shut himself down emotionally for years. got kicked out at 18 to make a name for himself like his older brothers before him#never wanted to become a corpo so decided to chase his dreams instead#got a scholarship on the east coast in volcanology / seismology and went to do active field work and research for that#ended up in an accident that killed half his team and was forced to return to night city at some point in his life#and one thing led to another very quickly and suddenly he found himself in the criminal underworld#ends up working as a merc for vitali! another accident causes him to take it easy for a good while#and then he becomes vitali's club manager instead together with shiro :^) that's also how he reunites with andy at some point
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Equinox Specific VOY Memes
#I had a ton for Equinox specifically for some reason?? so they all go together now#Tuvok 'if the captain's wrong - no she isn't Voyager vs Chakotay 'you can't just torture people what's wrong with you' Voyager#this episode is so interesting to me from a specifically these 3 characters perspective#It's probably just Tuvok being underwritten but literally the only thing he really does in this episode is tell#Janeway maybe they DON'T have to promise a ship full of people's heads on a silver platter to these aliens?? and then promptly shut up about#it when Janeway says 'do you wanna go in the brig????' and it's never addressed. There's not even like a 'Tuvok would have mutinied against#you with me' line or a short scene where he and Chakotay talk about how Janeway's acting which leads me to assume that Tuvok#would NOT have mutined and was NOT even going to try again to convince her not to execute these people#It's just interesting!!! That these two exemplary Starfleet officers and highly upright people are like 'Killing people...is fine.' and#Chakotay (ex Maquis - criminal & terrorist) is like 'NO I T' S NOT???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING???'#devotion that twists...devotion to a cause. to a feeling. to a person....#Chakotay is ultimately the one who says 'I can't go there with you.' and Tuvok says (silently) 'I'll stay by your side no matter what.'#Chakotay DOES say he wasn't going to mutiny in the end bc it would be 'crossing a line' (confusing) but he was ready to - he threatened to -#and it's easy to say you weren't going to do it after everything's settled#just their differing reactions (and non reactions) to Janeway in this episode...much to think about#st voyager memes#Chakotay#Janeway#Tuvok#It's so funny that after ALL THAT Janeway sort of sheepishly goes up to Chakotay and is like 'hah a...w hew....I got a little carried away#there huh?? hah a thanks for not being all weird about it <3'#you MAY have had reason to stage an itty bitty mutiny of your own <- like a mutiny is a shindig Chakotay might have held in the mess hall#Janeway you are a fascinating creature#[Do you think Captain Janeway utilized girl power when she tortured that crewman?] Chakotay says no - Tuvok says 'maybe'
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i cant believe 5 years ago today i got a rando anon on my (now deceased) kpop sideblog and we've been in love ever since and im about to fly across the ocean to them 🤕🤒
#99.txt#i also transed their gender slowly over 5yrs#and stopped being a kpop fan and then started being a kpop fan again because taem dropped criminal#we will get married and everything ^_^#its a funny way to meet your soulmate but the point is we found each other#i felt bad about turning anon off recently & theyre like ''well u already got the only one that matters'' gskdjh#we've both changed jobs and moved since then#and gotten a lot older O_o#together ^_^#i really feel like it doesnt matter what we do as long as we're together#we're like pee in a pod<3
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WAR IS OVERRRRR I GOT XUEYI WOOOOOO
I've wanted her ever since..god I don't even know. But the moment I saw her design I was like oh yeah. That One. I like that one. Funny thing is I was actually more excited about getting her than Blade (he was guaranteed, so it was more a matter of when I got him as opposed to if I got him).
This game is so funny I'm like "this is great" (points to Seele) "but i LIKE this" (points to Qingque and Xueyi)
#i will be grinding hard to build her. gonna take good care of xueyi#i also had hanya in the team for extra luck! so now the sisters are together again#blade came a single pull after xueyi which is very funny to me#ah yes.... criminal and judges.#honkai star rail#xueyi
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