#they are all accomplices

[loquiastra]

⚠️ kind of tsc spoilers? chapter 2

I’m 13% through tsc and really thought nora would make something to kind of redeem thea? but her talk with jean only made me angrier with her? like how could you be so blind for so long and even after your boyfriend’s interview and seeing someone you know for years all battered and bruised you still use some condescending bullshit to blame HIM? are you fucking with me? really? are you THAT stupid? jesus christ

[heritageposts]

Video from 27 Sep 2024

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

[eggcromancer]

look at these 4 friends go, I'm sure nothing bad will happ-

👈 you get a virus!

👉 you get a virus!!

🫵 you get a virus!!!

Oops! All Virus au!

[your-turn-to-role]

actually while i'm posting stuff from bard's lament just have the entire tary intro it's fucking great

for context: sam has just spent approximately the past hour and a bit tearing everyone's hearts out with scanlan's breakdown, angry tirade at and subsequent leaving of vox machina, it's the first time they've had a player character actually properly leave the table, and several of them weren't sure if that meant sam was actually quitting the show

emotionally dead the morning after, vox machina decide they might as well start wrapping up loose ends with some quests they took during the dragon arc, because what else can they do

but on their way to that, matt starts describing this very opulent looking human with a giant robot next to him, as he would any other npc

and then this happens

[bigshotautos]

I really like your theory about Spamton basically haunting a mannequin after death. Have you ever touched upon the reaction from Jevil (or anyone, really) upon seeing the new Spamton? Especially considering Spamton isn't even aware he 'died'.

^ how i think jevil's first sight of Spamton would go. i love this ask. this is referring to some headcanons I made a while back, I'll link it here for the one post and the general ghost spamton theory is linked in that one as well. Going to elaborate on it more under the cut for those interested + more art.

In general I think that people from Spamton's past wouldn't really care if they notice at all, since he wasn't in the business of making close friends with anyone. With the Addisons, in my interpretation he had a "weird co-worker" relationship with them, and while Addisons in general treated each other like potential business competitors that they had to make-nice with, Spamton is especially easy to single out for being visibly and temperamentally different. His altered, current state is something they'd feel at least uncomfortable by, but many wouldn't have been too close with him to begin with for them to talk about it with him directly. Would get whispered about between each other for sure, like we saw with them talking about Spamton after the NEO fight. It moves him from the "disgraced guy I used to know" category to the "actually unpleasant to look at or think about" territory. This goes for Swatch, Queen, and Seam (less so), who seem to buy heavily into the Lightner and Darkner dynamic, with Spamton corrupting the Lightner's dream being a strong taboo against what it means to be a Darkner.

As for what Jevil thinks, Spamton during the NEO fight is both a beautiful and horrifying display. Jevil at this point hasn't seen him in years since his imprisonment, and in their time apart Jevil has grown to find novelty in the cage that everyone else besides him is in since he's created huge emotional distance between him and the reality he lives in. Seeing the fact that Spamton had corrupted an abandoned dream of a Lightner and was causing so much chaos to the established order of the world would be exhilarating, but at the same time seeing that Spamton had accomplished this and still had his strings visible (and changed to a marionette puppet with no symbolic agency), it'd be a painful confirmation of his worldview that even Spamton, who deep down he still cares for, could never have been free.

Jevil would think at first he'd just gone through some nebulous situation to change what he looks like, since ofc he himself has toy-like traits (arguable if that happened with Gasterfication or not), Seam is a plushie cat, and other Card Castle Darkners are based on toys, but feeling the lack of life combined with the symbolic body of Spamton would mean to him something bigger had went wrong. He wouldn't dare to bring it up in an empathetic way, stuck in his mindset that it doesn't matter, but it'd still hit a part of him he doesn't like to think still exists. It's something he gets over quickly, almost performatively going back to fucking with him and taking advantage of his fear for entertainment, but it didn't sit well at first.

To me, the fact Spamton "died" isn't really a huge deal, kind of like with the ghosts in Undertale where no one really cares they're just ghosts. They're just doing their thing. To me it'd be fine if neither of them find out what happened for certain, but it's something that adds Flavor to his character.

[strangersyndrome]

3/20

[jennrypan]

...I still think Marinettes kinda goofy for offering a second chance to GABRIEL AKA HAWMOTH..of all people...and yet..Chloe gets shipped off with her abusive mother.

Felix, the motherfucker who got people akumatized because?? Fuck it we ball ig. And theN GAVE THE MIRACULOUS TO HAWKMOTH for his on selfish reasons but nothing ever happens to him, he gets a girlfriend and he's just..cool now?? Ig?? Oh his dad was abusive so it's okay.. (but Chloes neglectful father gets to abandon her and chose a child that isn't his over her...)

Natalie, A WILLING PARTICIPATE IN GABRIELS NONSENSE ALL UNTIL RECENTLY GETS AWAY SCOTT FREE TOO. But Chloe..a CHILD..gets called evil consistently and the parents that made her life that don't get anything at all.

TOMOE. ANOTHER PARTICIPATE IN HAWKMOTHS NONSENSE. SOMEONE WHOS ALSO NEGLECTFUL AN CRUEL TO THEIR CHILD. Gets off Scott free too..BUT AGAIN..CHLOE..GETS SHIPPED OFF..TO LIVE WITH HER VERBALLY ABUSIVE MOTHER..

Interesting lesson for a kids show 🤨 very fucking interesting. You're really extremely evil unless you're doing it for..love??? Family?? Idk. No matter how many people you hurt, if you're doing it for LOOVE, it's okay 🥺

[chasing-faith-and-fate]

Moon 38

Moon 37 | Moon 39

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wooooo warlock Wally and his delightful totally normal patron

[solarpunkani]

*poke poke*

*nudge*

You wanna guerrilla garden some swamp milkweed around a retention pond so bad.

[kerizaret]

I think we're missing out on the comedic potential of nene getting unwillingly dragged into the wxs school dramas by always being the one emu goes to at school and therefore having to hide her and help her get around unseen

Nene just wants to spend her lunch break in peace but now she's not only immediately attacked by a pink beast, but now being ALSO chased by disciplinary committee tsukasa seeing emu with her and going all "YOU'RE HELPING HER TRESSPASS THEREFORE YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLICE". Then rui sees this and thinks its funny so he joins emunene in the chase and it ends up being a whole clown show with explosions and screaming and confetti that nobody knows where it came from

[mymarifae]

hsr's a great game it's like "hey here's this guy who's a cyborg cowboy of all things isn't that fun. look at how wild and flamboyant and entertaining he is! an automatic censor was installed into his universal translator when he got his rockin robot bod so he can't swear anymore and this is especially funny in the cn and jp text of the game because his swears are replaced with things like sweetie, baby, and cutie."

"also his entire homeland was wiped out by the intergalactic capitalistic monolith that's been cruelly siphoning valuable resources from countless planets with little to absolutely no regard for the residents. they spared nothing once their boss gave them the go ahead to use military force. not even his baby daughter, who had just barely learned how to walk."

"he never got the chance to erect a grave for her. or the other loved ones he lost."

[aphel1on]

neuvillette's lore is actually insane. we all took one look at him and went "haha dragon🫵" but i significantly underestimated how big of a role he would play. he's the incarnation of the original hydro sovereign. he took back his rule right under the heavenly principles' nose. he's the one handing out hydro visions now (not even because he has to, he doesn't, he just grew so fond of humanity that he chooses to). he gave away the hydro gnosis bc he straight up doesn't need it. he's planning to DETHRONE ALL OF THE ARCHONS (in a few hundred years, when the traveler's not around to see it, so it won't be awkward for them). he's kind and soft-spoken. he's full of vengeful rage. he's a father to hundreds. he found his purpose after feeling lost for 500 years. skirk pulled him aside for a super-secret convo and when he saw us again he immediately spilled the tea. as far as i can tell, he spawned into existence fully formed. no other character can fucking compare

[blood-orange-juice]

People rebutting the "Childe is 34" theory, have you considered this.

No way he would have survived that long with his lifestyle.

[kittysauce]

"Nooo im not gonna post this" i say finger hovering over the blue post button

My BIGGEST sin is that i unironically enjoy mutual yandere aus