#they are a power couple. to me

[juicedpeachy]

“Mobei Jun is truly terrifying! Maybe his little human will appeal to him and show us some mercy…”

“Are you kidding? Consort Shang is just as scary!”

“That cannot be.”

“It’s true! While His Majesty will kill your ally in front of you without hesitation, his Consort is much more conniving—he will silently dismantle the integrity of your manor and turn all your servants and allies against you before they revolt and you’re left with nothing!”

[sunflowerscottie]

“deploying Aubrey”

[lethby]

HEAR ME OUT

So MC specializes in summoning and protective magic right? Cause they asked Solomon and natural talent, respectively.

Then one day, MC is with Solomon and he asks them to bring him something. But then they raise their hand and the object just comes floating to him. And he is SO proud cause like??? His little apprentice learned telekinesis??? On their own??? And pretty good???

And he starts singing praises with a stupid smile on his face and MC just smiles and thanks him cause it's really not that weird for him to get excited at their magic.

Then another day they do the same thing, but before the object flies through the air, he catches them mumble something about "Spirit of Wind" during the incantation. He's kinda confused and he asks them.

"Wait what do you mean wind?"

"What?"

"Just now, didn't you use telekinesis?"

"You didn't teach me telekinesis"

AND NOW HE IS EVEN MORE PROUD??? Cause what do you mean you're using the wind??? Do you know how much control over pressure, force and direction you need to do that??? He bets it's even harder than normal telekinesis???

Meanwhile MC stands there a little confused before Solomon's bewildered expression turns into a laugh as he goes to hug them.

"I really do have the most amazing apprentice in the world huh?"

[gyrovagi]

have you ever felt the warmth of a god's happiness?

[lvnesart]

sorry for treating your captain like a big beauty with nice thighs unfortunately ill do it again

[nibbelraz]

before lbh came back to the human realm he asked mobei why he kept the most pathetic sopping wet peak lord about. mbj casually "oh sometimes i ask him things and it literally changes reality." what. mobei what. no seriously what the fuck do you mean. what do you mean he changes reality. what are you talking about. are you serious. are you fucking with him rn fr "he cant change people though" WHY WOULD YOU GET HIS HOPES UP THEN "i believe qinghua calls it a 'power move'."

THE WAY I CAN SEE MOBEI JUST CASUALLY SAYING HE LIKES HAVING A GOD AT HIS SIDE

[yrsonpurpose]

Thinking about history makes me wonder how I’ll fit into it one day, I guess. And you too. I kinda wish people still wrote like that. History, huh? Bet we could make some.

[its-celery]

did somebody say lesbyler??

lesbians save me. michelle willow lesbian aidhfhhdhh

[were-wolverine]

derek, kidnapped by hunters: you guys are so fucked

hunters: oh wolfy, this is a trap for your little betas. your wolves can’t save you

derek: i wasn’t talking about them :)

stiles, slamming the door open, covered in blood and furious: who the FUCK took my boyfriend

hunter: it’s one human, what’s he- *chokes and falls to the ground*

stiles, fully darth-vadering it: oh no, do go on :)

[afurtivecake]

i NEED to know what kind of relationship david wymack and tetsuji moriyama have to each other. i need to know what the fuck was going through their minds when wymack called tetsuji up the first time to tell him he's got kevin and that he'll be keeping him. Or the second time when wymack calls about jean. i need to know how wymack feels about finding out that tetsuji has known that kevin is his son since before kevin was born and has kept kevin from him all those years after kayleigh's death. i need to know how tetsuji felt when he was agreeing to give up on one of his biggest investments and letting kevin go to his birth father. seriously, kathy needs to get these two onto her show at the same time next.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[sensiblethingtodo]

I've been really lucky that Kendrick is a good friend of mine and I was in the edit when she was prepping her movie, and we really kind of went back and forth on things that we were doing or if she needed, you know, she doesn't need any of my advice, so it's not necessarily about that, but it was quite of sort of like picking each other's brains on a couple things, which was cool. - Brittany Snow I spoke to Brittany Snow on the phone, and she, in a very role-reversal way of our relationship, gave me the most casual pep talk, which was literally in a very flat voice: "You'll get on set, and you'll know what to do." And it was just like, "Yeah, okay." That's usually how I find myself talking to her, and I think I was expecting this flowery, long pep talk, and she so cut to the chase that I was like, "Okay, damn girl. I'll just figure it out, I guess." - Anna Kendrick

[porters-fangs]

treasure who went as a vampire for halloween, so excited to show porter their outfit and their makeup

porter who froze up as soon as he saw them, heart stuttering in his chest as he took in that bite mark on their neck that looked almost too real, those fake fangs that reminded him of his own, the grey contacts in their eyes that stifled their own beautiful eye colour and he had to fight to remember what they looked like normally

porter who thought his treasure looked so perfect and gorgeous, who wrapped his arms around them and listened to the beating of their heart as though to remind himself that they were still alive

porter who never wants to see them like that again.

[noxious-fennec]

Tntduo in 1920's dresses galore (+ regular designs cus I couldn't resist)

[mirensiart]

legend: heroes are like... onions

ravio: they stink?

legend: yes!...NO!

ravio: or they make you cry?

legend: NO

ravio: or when you leave them out in the sun they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs?

legend: NO!!! LAYERS, WE BOTH HAVE LAYERS!!!

[whaliiwatching]

a rendezvous beyond

and a halfway closeup just bc im rlly happy with how the bg turned out lol