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Long Live Evil has me by the throat and I made a Key playlist
(I don't have a spotify account so it's on Youtube Music don't hate me) find it here
Take Me to Church - Hozier
Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
2. I Love You Like an Alcoholic - The Taxpayers
One last kiss, I love you like an alcoholic, One last kiss, I love you like a statuette, One last kiss, I need you like I need a broken leg
3. Oceanographer's Choice - The Mountain Goats
Look at that, Would you look at that, We're throwing off sparks, What will I do when I don't have you, To hold onto in the dark?
4. Howl - Florence + The Machine
The saints can't help me now, the ropes have been unbound, I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground, And howl, Be careful of the curse that falls on young lovers, Starts so soft and sweet and turns them to hunters
5. From Eden - Hozier
Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago, Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword, Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know, I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door
6. Bad Things - Jace Everett
I don't know what you've done to me, But I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you
7. It Will Come Back - Hozier
Don't let me in with no intention to keep me, Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me, Honey, don't feed me, I will come back, It can't be unlearned, I've known the warmth of your doorways, Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you
8. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You better run, better run outrun my gun
9. Hurt - Johnny Cash
Everyone I know goes away, In the end, And you could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt
10. We Will Commit Wolf Murder - of Montreal
Something's terrorized my psyche to get even, Lately, you're the only human I believe in
11. Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) - Fall Out Boy
I used to obsess over living, Now I only obsess over you
12. Fever - Magpie Cinema Club
Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same, but when she put her arms around him, He said, "Julie baby you're to blame, Thou giveth fever"
13. Seven Devils - Florence + The Machine
See, I was dead when I woke up this morning, I'll be dead before the day is done, Before the day is done, And now all your love will be exorcised, And we will find you saying it's to be better now
14. Dust Bowl Dance - Mumford & Sons
There will come a time I will look in your eye, You will pray to the God that you always denied, Then I'll go out back, and I'll get my gun, I'll say, "You haven't met me, I am the only son"
15. Monster - Ron Pope
Make me a monster, Make me a beast, Prey on my weakness, Become my disease, I've been lovesick and empty, Cold and I'm trembling
16. Dirty Little Animals - Bones UK
It makes your blood run hot, It makes your spit taste sweet, It makes you feel more alive, Than you have ever been
#I know there's a lot of Hozier#But if it fits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#long live evil#sarah rees brennan#let's all pretend that every time a gun is mentioned#they actually mean a knife#Anyway#I love Key so much#I support Key rights#but more than that I support Key wrongs#I am unwell about a fictional man
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final 4
hmm who will get out i wonder..
#inanimate insanity#ii fanart#inanimate insanity fanart#osc#ii knife#lightbulb ii#ii suitcase#ii baseball#osc art#cam art#i actually lied i know who gets out#i mean who said that
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ii16 spoilers 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
#i literally made this in like 20 minutes#im gonna pretend like i didnt go on a 7 month hiatus Hi inanimate insanityers!#ohhhh my god im not normal. im actually not normal.#holy shit#ohhhhh my goddd#inanimate insanity#ii#ii16#ii 16 spoilers#inanimate insanity 16#inanimate insanity 16 spoilers#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity spoilers#adding every spoiler tag cuz this is like. a big spoiler#ii suitcase#ii knife#steve cobs#ii steve cobs#my art#dahlia.png#IM DONE IM SO DONE ITS SO JOEVER OH MY GODDDDDDDDD#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARENT REAL#WHY ARE PICKLE AND OJ AND (presumably) NICKEL DEAD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK#2022 me wouldve been so upset over ojs death its not even funny
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best BEAST!!
#fanart#Xuanwu#in case it does not show credits: Thank you to Minilisko#And a huge thank you for letting me post this to The Blog <3#The best is real! The details and edits are so on point! What a marvelous creature!!!#There is an innocence to the beast...A porcupine dilemma of being unable to be close without hurting others.#The knife is protection and the knife is isolation. Safety over companionship...#It was just sleeping in cave when the cultivator's showed up. It woke up to arrows and swords!#Did it mean to harm anyone or did it just react to the world around it?#(speaking of the actual beast in mdzs now:) There was a tunnel to leave the cave and it stayed.#Do you ever wonder if the beast found it's way inside but grew to big to leave? If it entered to be safe but ended up trapped?#This is all to say: Hey Madam Lan I think I have a new friend for you. She understands your plight.#Forfeit your worries to the turtle. Let the turtle bring you joy
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The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??
#I can never be positive if something in my game is like. a third-party launcher addition#but this is so funny and I had such a strong hunch#because rushing to have your Sim get married before they give birth is such a thing so many players would do!!#and it would be so funny to pay attention to that detail by having the wedding dress show the bump!!!!#all your sim's wedding photos very obviously giving away the reason for the rushed date HAHA#the dress with the pendant at the back that everyone default replaces off (the one with the knife texture) also has a preg morph#which I know because it's the one your Sims get forced into if they attend a wedding#but it's kind of unusual because pregnant Sims don't have the opportunity to change into formal wear?#like pregnant Sims get new undies pyjamas and swimwear in addition to their maternity outfit#and if you direct a pregnant Sim to change into one of them then it changes them into the appropriate maternity fit instead of their usual#but you can't direct them to change into formal and if you use a hacked option like the shop any-wear rack it uses their usual non morph fi#so it has to be something external like a wedding that triggers them to change into formal. and I have no idea why#does this mean there's a BG suit with a preg morph for men??#or did maxis not think that pregnant male Sims would be quite so desperate to get married#anyway I'm probably the last person to know about this LMAO and I'm sure no one cares bc everyone uses wear-anything mods#but I'm a scrub who still prefers to use the default maternity meshes so this is yuge to me#also if you've never seen this dress b4: in the early game all Sims getting married under an arch used to be forced into the same outfits#actually I can't remember if the men got forced into the same suit or if they just used their regular formal#because most BG formal outfits for men were mostly wedding-appropriate#but at any rate. all women wore the same wedding dress. and it was this .... beauty#and I don't remember with which EP it changed but probably pretty early on they just let Sims use their regular formal wear for weddings#so you could pick their wedding dress yourself#but this dress remained hidden by default (I think?) so ironically it meant you COULDN'T use the wedding dress even if you wanted to#also this is completely off topic but you would also go away for your honeymoon#which meant the Sims getting married would literally get driven away in a limousine and stay off-world for a while#it was kind of cute because it really was like they took a vacation from the player too. got up to their own mischief away from your contro#then with bon voyage they introduced ACTUAL vacations and they turned honeymoons into an actual game mechanic#but again these offworld honeymoons are no longer a possibility#kind of like teens 'going out' with permission got replaced by going out on actual outings/dates even though it was a cute event#wow this note section is long and irrelevant. anyway enjoy picking up your wedding dress from a store called 'It's Not Too Late'
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coughs up blood gomen it seems this is all i could do for today…............... o|-< happy bday yusuke…..... :') 💙
#persona 5#kitagawa yusuke#amamiya ren#shukita#persona 5 strikers#persona 5 royal#p5#draws#as u can SEE this was kinda rushed HEUHEU i didn't mean to make him look so flustered. he's having a good time i promise#*gestures circularly* inspiration#i also want to point out i actually love p5s pumpkin spiced joker. his nasty little combo knife attacks are so feral#i think thru whatever metaverse shenanigans au he should get to stick around a while#and he and joker spend the entire time sort of half-heartedly baring their teeth at one another#..... anyway. last minute af happy bday best boy
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i'm just saying, if at some point during my childhood my parents took away all of my beloved animal companions and replaced them with some loud kid, i would NOT be as nice to that kid as jc is to wwx actually. i know what kind of irrationally crazy i am, and i would nurture that irrational grudge probably my whole life. it would be my villain origin story.
#actually i would like to hope i wouldn't be like this but like#i'm just saying ok#characters who become mean because of animal loss in their childhood can do no wrong in my heart#jiang cheng#knife mouth and tofu heart#(yes i know there is more going on vis-a-vis jc's temperament than just losing his dogs. please don't @ me about it)
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okay very preliminary thoughts on mitski's new album BUT i think there's something with how "laurel hell" felt like a goodbye to the music industry (can't find the source but i remember reading that it was intended to be her last album under her contract) like i'm sorry anthony fantano but if you interpret the back half of "laurel hell" as being generic breakup songs you're missing like 80% of the context. to me TO ME it feels so clearly about her negotiating her relationship with fame, how she can't love her fans the way they love her, and how she feels like she sold her soul to her job, so the only thing to do is step away. but THEN "the land is inhospitable and so are we" was created after mitski decided to renegotiate her contract, specifically because she loved making music enough to deal with the negative aspects of the work. and then all the songs are about the ghost of love she can leave behind, despite the present pain or emptiness, and like. do you see it. do you see it.
#THE NARRATIVE.#beepbeep.txt#mitski#like you can definitely interpret everything through the lens of personal romantic relationships BUT. i think its even better#envisioning that she is speaking to her actual audience. the love they have for her and the love she is trying to communicate to them#i mean especially “i don't like my mind” just feels like a response to “love me more” where she begs to keep her job#specifically so she doesn't have to be alone with all these thoughts. so she can be witnessed#but then i feel like “the deal” and “when memories snow” are responses to “working for the knife” and “everyone” where her job leaves her#feeling emptied out of all this pain and love simultaneously. hence the ghostliness of the whole album#and her coming to terms with this feeling of emptiness. or actually. the loneliness of having no witnesses at all. after the music.#being king of her own land. if one would like to use that turn of phrase#IS ANYONE ELSE GOING INSANE OR.
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Idk if this counts as spoilers but if Adri is essentially like a computer virus where did he get a physical body from?? Did he steal it from someone or was it provided for him to he put into??? So much to think about........
GREAT QUESTION! He stole it :)
He stole the body and the body's name for himself, and then fabricated an appearance and personality and mannerisms.
His body is one of the previously many nanomachine systems set in place in the Old World to safeguard and maintain both people and machinery. They were known as Guardian Arrays, but now they are referred to as Angels. Only two are currently known to still be fully operational, Adri being one of them.
The Fall (Otherwise known as the literal end of the world) was an apocalypse event where a system bug caused every advanced enough AI to go rogue and turn on mankind. It started small, but spread far and wide exponentially and it irreparably changed whatever it infected. The Arrays, being as important as they were, had more safeguards in place against this stuff but it still didn't stop them from becoming infected. Especially ADRIEL. The corruption inside it became severe enough that it first became a virus, and then grew into a full fledged self compiled AI that was notorious enough to be given its own name "Usurper", though you know it as "The Hydra".
The only way to avoid being completely wiped out during this event was to mass purge absolutely EVERYTHING (so humanity lost basically 99% of their tech and their knowledge). Did this work? kiiiind of.
Because of it's self compiled nature, ADRIEL was never able to be properly purged, so instead it was (after a monumental, worldwide effort) put to sleep beneath the earth, never to be disturbed again.
Until....
#ask#the hollowridge disaster#ITS A WHOLE THING YOU KNOW >:)ccc#Adri is quite infamous. even after all this time and information loss his actions have not been forgotten in the least#i loveeeee talking about this because its like. actually yeah this has an explanation and there is so much to it and ummm ITS BAD BOSS#everything is connected. pepe silvia. pepe silvia. the end of the world the names the events THE THEMES.#when i say that knife makes a genuinely fully unhinged decision when she wakes adri up i mean it that shit is BAD BAD BAD BAD but she just#does not give a flying fuck bc she is mentally unwell.#ive said this before but the fact that even though adri is dormant they still know about him AND has a name (hydra) has a lot of implicatio#adriel#sure illllll put it in his tag <3 love that guy
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Charlie: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Alastor: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
Angel: I came out
Niffty: attack people
#borrowed from artschoolcoloredhair’s batboys post#who gave niffty another knife#where is she getting them#“I’ve confiscated like 20!’’ -Angel dust#gay angel dust#we all need a cool gay friend#hazbin charlie#Angel dust#hazbin alastor#niffty hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#Hazbin hotel#actually I lied this is very much correct#they would all 100% say these things#and mean them#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#preferably from husk#niffty: 🔪#everyone: NIFFTY NO#Alastor and niffty: NIFFTY YES#We love our tiny psychopath#“do we?’’ -Vaggie probably#also happy pride month#come out#and attack people#be gay#do crimes#niffty’s motto
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PUMPKIN KNIVES HAS ARRIVED 🎃🍁🍂‼️
(based off my favorite ever Knives picture and my beautiful customwoodburning)
bonus pictures of my friend's cat!!
#trigun#millions knives#my sillies#trigun fanart#millions knives fanart#custom wood burning#I have not carved a pumpkin since I was a child#definitely a learning curve 😭#you can totally tell I just used a bigass knife for rhe first word and an actual tool for everything else 🤦♂️#I DID JOT MEAN TO MAKE RHE O SO BIIIG LAWWWL#still Iconic#something's the matter with me this character has consumed me genuinely#and that picture of Knives. its so random but im so obsessed with it I go to bed and giggle to myself thinking about that image i love it s#much
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it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now
#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions#and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety#but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake#AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior#is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out#of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and#maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you.#I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it.#I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about#it?’#that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words#I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him#and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can#trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me#it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways#at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison#and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane#mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed#patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused#all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona#(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage#does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head#kazumaji#majima#kiryu#yakuza#kiwami 1#yk1#rambling
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“When you torture people,” Nesta said, flatly. “For whatever it is they’ve done. They throw them in the dark and they throw them to you.” There had never been a choice. Azriel was the bastard son of an Illyrian lord. There was only blood, for him. It would have been swords and battlefields. A lifetime of war. Killing his own, when the disobeyed. Crippling his own, when they dreamt of more. Azriel’s hands would have always had to do the work- for Rhain, for Shahar, for Rhysand. It was no small thing that had made him what he was, but it was no choice either. “I mean you no harm,” Azriel settled on saying, nearly soundless. Colorless, as the deepening shadow, his many many forebears in Night’s unholy work crowding close in cold comfort. It was no physical nearness, but Nesta’s eyes flickered up, following what was not light like a moth. “What is the point in hurting them,” she huffed. “What is the point, when you?” She made a vast slashing gesture toward him, lingering enough Azriel could not reign in the shadows that slipped, trying to coil around her aching wrist in support. “You don’t need a knife to know.” No, he didn’t. And the first century of his work for the throne, Truthteller had been nothing but a friend, a mark of respect: Azriel might carry of sword at times, might have survived training, but he would never carry a blessed blade of his people. So Rhain had made him one. Starsteel did not bend for High Fae hands, but it had melted. Become something better, worse, beneath Azriel’s young, unfettered grip. “I don’t.” Azriel admittedly, softly. “I do not choose what my High Lord asks of me.”
#Little baby lonely Azriel making a KNIFE HIS SENTIENT FRIEND#Nesta: this is the stupidest torture bullshit I've ever heard#AND ITS INEFFICIENT#Also Nesta: freakboy what is GOING ON?#Azriel (lowkey covered in drying blood. just bodily tore a man apart. Just. a fucking brick wall) blinking huge soft brown eyes: do you nee#a snack?#he is soft and violent and so soooo weird actually I love him#is he sexy???#I mean. Nesta thinks so#Nesta having the strangest best worst most traumatic day and STILL#having time to notice shitty policy?#yes that is who she IS#Vows are doing the WORK in this story#Nezriel
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dreamt another fanfiction. if anyone is interested in devils minion knife play lmao get excited
#is it knife play if its actually with scissors?#same general idea#i mean it easnt even the main plot of the fanfiction it was just kinda happening in the background lmao#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#amc iwtv s2#iwtv spoiler#daniel molloy#daniel iwtv#armand iwtv#armand x daniel#the devils minion#devils minion#devil's minion#iwtv fanfiction#iwtv fanfic#fanfiction author#fanfic
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I have normal feelings about him, OKAY??? NORMAL. I’M SO NORMAL. (FUCK, MY FEELINGS ARE SO FAR FROM NORMAL)
#papyrus#undertale#papirate#floof draws#knife#gun mention#minor threat#okay im sorry but RIVAL PIRATE PAPYRUS IS HOT. IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS. ONE DAY I WILL ACTUALLY WRITE SOMETHING INSTEAD OF JUST MAKING ART#does this count as#suggestive#????#maybe. i mean#its literally just a threat. any suggestiveness is in the eye of the beholder. so. it’s up to you.#tagging just to be safe#swearing#papyrus x reader#papyrus x y/n
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man, but like.... why is there a contingent of jiang cheng stans who are incapable of stanning their special guy (totally justifiably! i support you!!) without shitting on jin guangyao in the process? why are these fans capable of doing deep narrative dives to understand and contextualize jiang cheng's justifiable actions re: wei wuxian and the wen remnants pre-timeskip, who write thoughtful screeds in defence of his feelings of anger and betrayal vis-a-vis the golden core reveal, but lose that capability entirely the second jin guangyao shows up?
is it because jin guangyao is mean to jiang cheng while trying to not get murdered as his whole life collapses around him? jiang cheng is a big boy, jin guangyao's carefully calculated spiel to provoke him during the guanyin temple confrontation doesn't even make the list of top ten most traumatic things to happen to him, he'll be fine.
feral jc stans should be friends with feral jgy stans because nobody else likes us 🥲
#salty peak sect 🧂#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#knife mouth and tofu heart#editing to AND ANOTHER THING about this because i'm never done when i think i'm done#i think jgy stans have a tendency to do this to xue yang too actually! i know i've done it in the past#like i'm not nuts about xy and jc the way i am about jgy obviously#but that DOES mean that the people who ARE nuts about him have undoubtedly done a lot more thinking and reading and rereading about him#than i have#and i appreciate how their hard work has helped me develop a better understanding of xy's character#tl;dr jc and jgy and xy stans should all hold hands
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