#thevers

[bossladykei]

The Charmer (The Vers Podcast #4) by Riley Hart

1/2 books I’m currently reading 📖 Book Review: ***Spoilers here and there*** Before I even get into Corbin and Spencer. All I have to say is I am curious about Morgan. When he kept popping up in between chapters with Spencer and we didn’t know about him I wanted to know. To learn that he’ll get a book I’m so happy and excited because I’m like yass he’s getting a book! But anyways….. enough…

[spike-and-faye]

[hrodvitnon]

You know, one thing I've thought before... Since Ghidorah is an alien unlike the other Titans, and its biology is supposed to be radically different... what are the odds that Ghidorah's speech as understood by the Earth Titans might sound slightly off to them?

Now imagine that when Ghidorah tries to dominate the Titans; Ghidorah is Pontius Pilate, Rodan is the centurion, and Ghidorah's friend [insert other alien Titan here - maybe Gigan or Orga(?)] who's come all the way across the stars is Biggus Dickus. X3

Ghidorah: Titans of Eawth!

Titans: *chuckling*

Ghidorah: Ghidowah is your fwiend.

Titans: *laughing*

Ghidorah: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons.

Titans: *laughing*

Tiamat: *giggling*

Ghidorah: Whom would you have me welease?

Behemoth: Welease Woger!

Titans: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger!

Ghidorah: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger!

Titans: Yeahhhhh!

Rodan: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir.

Ghidorah: What?

Rodan: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir.

Ghidorah: Ah. We have no 'Woger'!

Titans: Ohhhhh!

Na-Kika: Well, what about Wodewick, then?

Titans: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick!

Ghidorah: Centuwion, why do they titter so?

Rodan: Just some, uh, Earthborn joke, sir.

Ghidorah: Are they... wagging me?

Rodan: Oh, no, sir!

Tiamat: *snickering*

Ghidorah: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick!

Titans: *laughing*

Rodan: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either.

Ghidorah: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'?

Rodan: Sorry, sir.

Ghidorah: Who is this 'Wod'--

Camazotz:��Heh.

Ghidorah: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer?

Methuselah: He's a wobber!

Amhuluk: And a wapist!

Scylla: And a pickpocket!

Titans: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh...!

Ghidorah: He sounds a notowious cwiminal.

Rodan: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm.

Ghidorah: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?

Rodan: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir.

Ghidorah: Samson?

Rodan: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty-seven seers from--

Gigan: Let me thpeak to them, Ghidorah!

Rodan: Oh, no. Oh.

Ghidorah: Ah. Good idea, Gigan.

Gigan: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus...

Titans: *LAUGH*

Gigan: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and...

Titans: *LMFAO*

Gigan: Wath it thomething I thaid?

Titans: *LOL*

Ghidorah: Silence! This man commands a cwack legion!

Titans: *WWW*

Ghidorah: He wanks as high as any on Eawth!

Titans: *WAFFLE*

[platinumink]

I've heard of Pokimane and MrBeast. Never watched them but I recognize their names. The others? Thever heard of them-

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[goblinemperordetails]

Maia's aunt Thever sent a gift to him through her father: a complete set of ivory combs, tashin sticks, and strands of rubies and amber, in a box emblazoned with a carved and lacquered dragon.

[teacup-captor]

I cam fix them I can fix it I can fucking if I wa thever they wouldn't be

[mantaeel]

Then there those that thsee the thmost thdisgustin thshit thever thand tharent theven thfased

Youtubers will see some super tame sfw furry art and be like, “OH GOD WHY AAHHH MY EYES!!! WHAT IS THIS??!? WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS?!?” And the art will look like this:

[greyeyedmonster-18]

"He...looks like he needs a nap," Sirius said absently to James, as he tied up his cleats. His attention was towards the field though, Remus standing there with his pen and paper, and faded jeans. He couldn't see them from where he sat, but he had long since memorized the dark circles underneath deep set amber eyes and the messy, curly hair.

"Remus?"

"Who else?"

"You, for one. Cranky."

"Fuck off."

"Are you going to offer him your bed again? For napping?" asked James with a teasing grin. "You do give a great tuck in and--"

"All I said was he looks like he needs a nap," Sirius said shortly, sitting up to pin his best friend with a look. "An observation."

"Sure, sure, right, of course, and you have absolutely no interest in napping with him, none at all, completely repulsed at the idea of--"

"Shut up."

[bossladykei]

The Realist (The Vers Podcast #3) by Riley Hart

Currently reading 📖 Book Review: ***Spoilers here and there*** I definitely enjoyed Marcus and Kai story. I also figured that Marcus was going to give in to Kai flirting and stuff. It was about that time. Plus if it wasn’t for the accident Marcus parents wouldn’t have changed their ways towards Marcus. It’s crazy how when you about to lose someone your whole attitude changes. I was glad when…

[leatherbookmark]

hehehehehe i wrote 700 words today!! as it often happens once you start something it turns out that it’s not the end of the world or a sisyphean task you thought it was, who knew etcetc

[erghlrblrblrblr]

@sapphire-heart-tippy

Vanilla: "Jonathan is a very responsible head! He keeps an eye on the other agents and tells me about things he sees going on in the mansion. Since he's really bored staying in the jar all day, I thought I'd give him some jobs to do when I let him out of the fridge to bounce about."

Jonathan: *bouncing in with a clipboard and a pencil behind his ear* "You could say I've been promoted to...head supervisor!"

(The other heads groan)

Zeppeli: "You really went there, Jojo?"

Speedwagon: "Hey, why can't I be head supervisor!"

Erina: "Or assistant head supervisor? We ARE married..."

Jonathan: *drops the clipboard* "Well, you three get to relax in your jars all day! This is some hard work! Checking for repairs, making sure the mansion is clean, reporting any misbehavior to Vanilla and listing the prices of groceries, maintenance and the agents' salaries!"

Steely Dan: *scrubbing the bathroom with a brush in his mouth* "I don'th get paid enouffth for thith!"

Alessi: *dragging a garbage bag from the kitchen with his teeth* "They haven't paid uth anyffing sinth we've been thevered headth!"

Jonathan: "Alright! Now to list some--hey, where's my pencil?"

Zeppeli: "It's behind your ear, Jojo."

Jonathan: "Ah yes, how did I forget! Silly me!" *tries to reach the pencil* "Okay, this is more difficult than it looks!" *reaching with his tongue* "Almost there!" *rocks back and forth and tips over onto his back* "VANILLA! HELP!"

Vanilla: *removes the pencil behind Jonathan's ear, puts it in his mouth and stands him back upright* "You could just ask me for a hand, Mr. Jojo."

Jonathan: *with pencil in mouth* "Oh, you didn't haff to! My tongue ith juth a little too thort!"

so what exactly are jonathan's "daily activities" when tippy lets him out of the fridge to bounce around

Jonathan: Oh, you know! Just bouncing around to and fro, hopping about from room to room, making sure all the agents are alright, occasionally learning to write with my mouth, practicing my harmonica... So far I can only play one note, but it's better than nothing! Oh and of course, being carried around by my dear brother and listening to him talk for hours. Yippee.

[ybcpatrick]

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32) top five favourite vines?

i made a little video for u bc just writing them out isn't as funny adkckwdjvsn. this is in order from 1 to 5!!

send me some weird asks?

[blushboy29]

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[marvel-m-lee]

Me spending about 3 minutes how to spell feathers...

Thethers- heathers. Thefers. Thevers. Wtf that's not right??? Thethers. Thevers. Nah what-

Feathers.

Fuck.

[wheezethecheeze]

here let me also give myself a curse to balance it out-

CURSE OF DUCK SHUFFLER wait wh-

I have made a thevere error with my actionth

the @post-shooter shot your post.

Who dat

[stevengrcnt]

do the puthy pop theverely

of courth 🫰🏽