#theunvanquishedzims

[satanfemme]

You are very sweet and I am proud of your growth and I hope you thrive

<3

[yukipri]

https://www.tumblr.com/curlicuecal/747248028224815104/ostdrossel-i-know-european-starlings-are-not?source=share Big winged-Rex energy

Aww yes what gorgeous wings! Very much like Rex's Take Flight wings, though he'd be more royal blue!

Thanks for sharing!

❀ ❀ Send YukiPri an Ask! ❀ ❀

[mochisquish]

Why do you keep tagging fat animals

I'm a lover of fluffy and round animals, so it became my general animals tag, whether they are fluffy and round or not.

[craftycoola]

reminder that if you see a handmade product and think "oh, but i could make that for WAY cheaper"... well, you're free to go make it yourself for way cheaper.

if you don't think it's worth your time and resources to make it yourself for cheaper, then consider that the seller, too, has to weigh their time and resources, and then price their work accordingly.

(and sure, they may have the expertise to make it faster, and the connections to get materials cheaper, but they worked for that. and they deserve credit and compensation for that.)

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

[asukaskerian]

CHERRY WINE. 3 (name five things that are NOT going to happen next), please? :D

theunvanquishedzims asked:

Days on a Wire #3, five things that aren't going to happen next?

ok fine but that's the last 3. or 4. i answer! :p they're way similar since i still have to make them fit into what's possible for the plot, or else it'd be weird stuff like "butsuma comes back to life and disapproves" and honestly i don't have enough ideas to make this one interesting :(

Uchiha apologize to Fuma and make peace. u_u

Madara gets caught sneaking out of the ceremony and gets in big trouble before every single clan out there and is very apologetic and sorry about it u_u

Senju mama pulls shit

terrorist attack from Water or Lightning country representatives ruins the ceremony

the war fan breaks!

[thebestworstidea]

Advent Art 4 of 24

for @theunvanquishedzims I've been consumed with YukiPri's Star Wars fic and art this year, and I want to share. Can you scroll through Paint Your Armor Not With Blood, But Gold, find your favorite clone boys, and do something with them? There's also the Clone Database (same Ao3 account) with her two OCs so far. Whichever crazy blowy-uppy warrior babe man strikes your fancy. Blackout and Ashe are my favorites.

I'd been seeing these boys go past on my feed, so learning more was kind of fun. I really dig the beaked helmets.

[theunvanquishedzims]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Lilo & Stitch (Disney Animated Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Cobra Bubbles, Lilo Pelekai, Stitch | Experiment 626, Nani Pelekai Additional Tags: Cobra Bubbles POV, Cobra Bubbles "Former" CIA Operative, this man is prepared for childcare and aliens but not both, Child Protective Services, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, CPS exists to protect children not families, Turn Left Au, cartoon violence treated seriously, NOT A DARKFIC Series: Part 2 of Disney, A Little to the Left Summary:

Most abusers were smart enough to wait for CPS to leave before assaulting their kids, but the screaming started as soon as Agent Bubbles closed the door. Did Nani expect him to get in his car and leave?

Turn Left AU where Cobra Bubbles takes Lilo away, only to get stuck with both her AND an investigation into a UFO crash.

[curlicuecal]

@whetstonefires tagged me in a post where the only prompt was "10 songs" so I have decided to shuffle my music app and list the first 10 songs that come up

1)Into the Unknown - Minor Key cover by Lydia the Bard (Elsa's Villain Song)

Minor key makes every song better, but especially a disney song

2) Wool Over Our Eyes - The Stupendium

I really love songs written about obscure games I've only watched let's plays of. this one's about a sheep cultist.

3) Would You Go With Me - Josh Turner

Look, I love a good country love song. "If I gave you my hand/ would you take it and make me/ the happiest man in the world"

4) Say My Name - Beetlejuice the Musical

love a musical, love some wordplay, love Lydia calmly kicking ass in this. only improved by an awesome & playful animatic

5) The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley.

My favorite story about this song is she posted it and all her religious relatives expressed Deep Concern about her mental health and she was just sitting there like 'it's an anime reference, it's about himiko from bnha, i don't actually want to murder people"

6) Kiss the Girl - Minor Key Cover - Chase Holfelder

Another minor key cover! Gosh i love them. This guy has a bunch of great stuff.

7) New Friends - Maty Noyes

The music video for this one is so creepy-fun, love it. Plus I'm just a sucker for clever visual symbolism & motif

8) Take My Chance - Doll$boxx

Another great music video. Wait for the beat to drop. :3

9) Resurrection by Breakbeat - Altered Beast - djbpretzel

I know nothing about the game(s?) this is remixed from I just love the music. For some reason I associate it in my head with Girl Genius. I feel like parts of this are what heterodyning would sound like.

10) Rule the World - Kamelot

High drama, heck yeah

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annnnd 10 people, lessee: @theunvanquishedzims @rollerskatinglizard @fluffypinkjellyfish @heigraylake @spockandawe @dreamwaffles @asukaskerian @roachpatrol @mercurialmalcontent @juanpujolgarcia @ anybody else who wants to play

[flawedfemalecharacter]

thank u for tagging me remi!!! @kaleidoskuls

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag fifteen (15) other bloggers to do it too!

APPEARANCE:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings (used to have on on my ear put she closed tf up) // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have died or highlighted my hair (once when i was twelve w semi permanent dye lol) // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces (i had a retainer and it sucked) // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails (very rarely) // i typically wear makeup (i used to not wear it for a while and i honestly miss that) // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look (if u ignore the eating disorder) // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES & TALENTS:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument (sorta . the basics)  // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own (im delulu abt this but) // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand (physically probably mentally fuck no)

RELATIONSHIPS:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years (7 years and counting) // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend  // i met up with someone i have met online (funny story i have this friend i went to hs w but we never talked in hs we started talking online)

AESTHETICS:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean (ngl im rlly scared of her) // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mum friend (controversial take) // i live by a certain quote (honestly i dont remember it but i think i saw some post on tumblr ages ago that talked abt how being dead would be so boring and thats how im still alive today) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities (used to be in hs) // i enjoy mexican food (sad mi se jede meksicka hrana) // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love (i believe all love is true love) // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower (havent done that in a long time eww) // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed (i wishhhhh) // i am multiracial // i am a redhead (shouldve been i stand by this) // i own at least three dogs

tagging: @fantastista @nocakesformissedith @nefhertari @cyypress @dyk3-on-a-byk3 @ariesbilly @decadentworld @imsodishy @pikslasrce @hummingbird-hooligan @blessyouhawkeye @theultimatewildcard @gay-archie @uwussy @theunvanquishedzims (this is the first time i actually tagged 15 ppl) + anyone who wants to join!!!

[asukaskerian]

Re: ao3 subscribers, at least twice you've got me into new fandoms via your fic. Your original fic is also amazing. I'm sure most of us are here for wherever the ride takes us because we love everything you do!

awhhh #^__^# *squishes*

... and then there's @theunvanquishedzims out there straight up admitting they followed me for saki-chan, ie the gothic-lolita-forced-crossdressing sasuke narusasu porn fic that became a weird "i like to crossdress because when i'm not myself i can escape my shit life and all its trauma" thing. XD

[denialcity]

@theunvanquishedzims: I picture Hashirama as The Tallest Man, but proportional enough that you don't even realize how BIG he is until he's next to you. Like you genuinely think he's standing closer than he is and it messes with your depth perception because you're thinking he's a foot shorter than he actually is.

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!! I'm still working on this but please observe Izuna, perfectly acceptable adult height/just one inch under the modern japanese male average, and Hashirama, actual tree man.

[batneko]

Worst AU: Greasy teenage fast-food workers perpetually stuck on nightshift together, Amai Mask and Zombieman. Neither can drive so their moms have to pick them up after work.

Okay this. This one hurts a little, I am not gonna lie.

But you know I could make it cute. Amai the teenager who tries so hard to be cool that he doesn't have any friends. And Zombieman the teenager who seems so effortlessly cool from a distance that he's unapproachable and has almost no friends. Together they learn they are both losers and steal, like, a lot of mcnuggets. Like a lot.

[theshaddowedsnow]

Just want to highlight how right @theunvanquishedzims is right now

And also, Jean, even if you don't know what these dishes are, one literally has oyster in the name and you what them to reheat it like heathens????

[rollerskatinglizard]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 Bouquet for you

Awww, ty Zims! You get three sentences!

Something roars from not nearly far enough away, somewhere in the garage back behind the building: not an engine or any mechanical sound Chuck knows, but the deep-throated, throbbing noise of an angry predator, and Chuck shrieks. All four Mikes are on their feet, staffs drawn, and then they’re diving off the landing on two sides, heading at top speed for whatever just made that noise, not despite but because of it sounding like a really big, dangerous thing, because there isn’t a single iteration of Mike that has more common sense than heroism. Chuck groans and follows them.

- Multi-Mike Extravaganza

send me a 🌹 and i’ll post a sentence from a WIP

[whoacanada]

I can hardly choose, but I'm a sucker for identity porn and/or supernatural shenanigans (watch this turn out to be a gay Jack lookalike being media trash in Vegas.) Doppelgänger AU?

Actually, this is the overarching file for my habs!jack au! if you’ve been following me for a million years, this started as a halloween prompt where Jack meets a ‘perfect’ version of himself and that double tries to kill him and take his place. Fun right? That evolved into the much more stable habs!jack au — but the homicidal drama of the original lives on.

There’s seriously about 70k of various versions of this au floating around on my computer. Once I throttled back the murder and started thinking about the practical applications of a Jack that ended up playing for the Habs and an Eric that kept skating, things just kind of steamrolled. Unfortunately this led away from my main goal of writing a story where Jack confronts a version of himself that has ‘succeeded’ and has to deal with the emotional fallout, and turned more into a deep character study of what would have happened to Jack Zimmermann if he’d never truly gotten the support he needed to overcome his vices.

Of course, now the beast of the project is editing because there are so many raw versions I’ve tweaked a little here and there. Supportive Bob vs. Distant Father. Substance Abuse vs. Alcoholism. A dozen different takes on how Jack could crater a secret relationship with Bitty (usually sacrificing Bitty’s public image to save Jack’s). 

It’s definitely my favorite project and it’s almost too big, now to be stitched into a Frankenstein’s monster of a fic, but I’m trying. In the interim, here’s version one from all the way back in 2017:

Bitty looks up and finds Zimms watching him intently, eyes pale as ice chips, gaze sharp and calculating. “You’re beautiful,” he says coldly. “You’re beautiful, he’s out, and you’re his.��

A shiver runs up Bitty’s spine, because the other man’s fingers are twitching and ‘beautiful’ doesn’t sound like a compliment; not to this Jack. However, his tone is as foreign as it is familiar, reminding Bitty of his freshman year and a Jack Zimmermann who couldn’t seem to process his emotions.

"I need your help to understand because I think you’re why I'm here."

“I am?” Bitty swallows, startling when he realizes he’s backed himself against the counter. In a heartbeat there are hands on his neck, a pair of recognizable lips hot against the curve of his cheek.

“I could have given him everything,” Zimms whispers, softly enough that the stubble catching on Bitty’s cheek feels like a threat, “You don’t even know, do you? You’d never have to work a day in your life.”

“I have everything I want,” Bitty presses a firm hand to Zimms’ chest though the action does nothing to dislodge the larger man. “I don’t need his money, or yours. I’m happy.”

This isn’t the answer Zimmermann wants.

“No, see, you think you’re happy, because you don’t know anything else,” Bitty flinches when Zimms rests his cheek against the top of his head. “You don't even know what you could be." 

“That’s enough,” Bitty gets his palm against Zimms’ ribcage, the sensitive spot left over from an injury in Juniors, and shoves, hard. Zimms stumbles back with a breathless curse, and refocuses on Bitty with a wounded expression.

“Please,” he begs. “I want to know what I’m missing, what I did wrong — why does he get to have you and I don't?”

The version of Jack Zimmermann with three Stanley Cups and a substance abuse problem currently cornering Bitty in his own damn kitchen does not deserve affection. Not if this is what it does to him.

Bitty's rearing up for a fight when a thought stops him cold: "Wait, do you know me?"

Of course this is the moment Bitty's true Jack steps in from off the balcony with an excited flourish. 

"Papa had a few ideas on how to resolve this and he's heading to the airport now. He should be here in a few hours."

Beside Bitty, Zimms stiffens.

“You called Bob?”

.

Bob moves in for a hug, or a handshake, or something, and Zimms leans away from the touch, sliding back a few inches. Bob's smile falters and Zimms seems to immediately realize what he's done and laughs it off. 

"Sorry, sorry, just, ah, worried about making this worse," Zimmermann stumbles, clapping his hands together to wring his wrists.

"Of course, of course," Bob says cautiously, "better safe than sorry, eh?"

Bitty leans into Jack's side and whispers, "What just happened?"

“I don’t know.”

.

Jack frowns, his expression too harsh for Bitty’s liking, and he says something hurried, accusatory, in a language Bitty still hasn’t quite learned to speak. He catches Bob’s name, the Canadiens, and possibly something about leadership? No, wait, it’s  ‘management’— Then Jack scrubs a hand through his hair and paces like he wants to be angry but can’t find the energy. Bob isn’t doing much of anything but he’s pale and there’s an unfamiliar furrow between his eyebrows.

Jack notices Bitty staring and explains, carefully, in English, “The Canadiens asked my father to be the GM in 2009 — he turned it down when I dropped out of the draft.”

It takes a moment for Bitty to understand the issue at hand, but when he gets it, the realization comes with an unfriendly twist of concern in his gut. 

“Zimms plays for Montreal — isn’t that a conflict of interest?”

“That’s not the point,” Jack stalls out, trying to find the right words and failing long enough that Bob takes the reigns. 

“It took a lot to make me change my priorities when it came to my legacy, my family,” his father’s voice is thick with regret. “If those events didn’t happen, the other, ah, me, is still chasing glory.”

Jack leans in, nudging his father with a sympathetic shoulder, and Bob knocks him back with a tight, wavering smile, clearly unable to continue. There’s a lot of history here, more than Jack ever thought he’d need to share because most of it had been buried and forgotten. Or so they’d thought.

It’s Jack’s turn to pick up the thread of the conversation, at least while his father pulls himself together. “If Zimms is playing for the Habs —” he starts, drawing Bitty’s attention away from the hockey legend tying himself in knots, “— and his father is the GM, he’s not getting the support he needs. It’s not possible.”

[factfiction]