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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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60s/ 70s homes

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Yellowjackets is about gay sex and cannibalism and murder but most importantly it’s about everyone having the biggest brownest eyes you have ever seen

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I am 3 episodes into season 2. I think this season works best as a comedy.

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Los patrones se repiten

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omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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a night out at the club can have a three act structure

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i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol

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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"

House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"

Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."

House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"

Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that

House: Wilson I LOVE you

Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..

Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"

Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave

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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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you guys gotta watch sweetpea. She's a freak. She's a weirdo. She's breaking into people bins to get the big news scoop. She's puncturing tires in a little black dress and when the air blows out it fans her hair back. She's stuck doing assistant work and then stabbing men in the night with her letter opener. She's singing Katy Perry's roar at karaoke after her first big kill cause she's feeling herself like a romcom coming of age movie. She's getting questioned by police for a murder she clearly did and saying I think it was some laddy lads and they go.... My God thank you for the tip sweetheart, let's go find those laddy lads. She's like if Hannibal was a tiny mean British woman.

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the ella purnell spectrum