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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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welcome to my island. hope you like it. you ain’t leaving.
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Top 3 Reasons Why i'll Kill Myself in Front of You Like right Now
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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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When lingerie ads had women with pubic hair...this is what they took from us 🚬😞
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as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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yknow what guys why do we have fight scenes in movies? i mean do we really need them? what do they add? why can't we just fade to black after someone throws the first punch and then see who won? just because some people (freaks) enjoy them doesn't make them necessary.
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this one and that house md post that's like how are you in this slowburn will they wont they you're in your 50s there's no time. how it feels but im 26
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Fernando Pessoa from The Book of Disquiet (1982)
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"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning
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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it
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